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[engine revving]

[Kim] Mum?

[grunts]

Mum?

[grunts]

[breathing heavily]

We need to go back

right now, Mum.

Darling, you know

I can't hear you

when you mumble like that.

[Kim] I'm in trouble, Mum!

And that's why we're

going home.

I told you, you couldn't

cope out here.

I told you, you weren't

ready...

[Kim] Jimmy's dead!

I killed him.

And my fingerprints

are all over that house.

[brakes screech]

[Kim] Jesus!

How many times have I

said to you,

"Gloves and a gun if you want

to have fun."

I mean, it rhymes

for fuck's sake!

[exhales]

I don't think she's

coming back, kid.

We should just go.

-Hey, what about Ian?

-It's not our problem, man!

We didn't do any of this.

Let's just go!

But not with that money.

This is our chance to set up

the business properly, bro.

Just me and you, kid.

Like Dad always wanted.

Whoa! [indistinct yelling]

[Nicky] Leave it.

Just give it... just give it!

All right, all right,

just stop a minute?

Just stop rushing around

like a fucking...

bull in a Chinese shop.

You mean,

bull in a china shop.

What's a china shop?

You know, they sell

cups and that.

-What, from China?

-[Nicky] Made out of china.

That's why you can't have

a bull in there,

'cause it'll break everything.

Oh!

Bro, I thought the bull

was panicking

because he was in

a Chinese takeaway.

Well, 'cause they cook

loads of beef, don't they?

[sighs] This is not our money.

We need to put it back

and just wait for Kim.

It's easy for you though,

isn't it?

Mr. Fucking big brains.

What about me, bro?

What have I got?

Do you really think Beth's

gonna wanna

spend the rest of her life

with the...

bloke off the fish counter?

Yeah. I do actually, yeah.

But we need to put this back.

And we need to get Ian

to the hospital

one way or another.

So are you going to help me

or what?

[smacks lips]

Come on then.

Such a fucking goody

two shoes, ain't ya?

[coughing]

Ian? I am shocked.

Sorry lads. I can't let you

take that money.

Excuse me, mister.

We were literally coming

in here to give this...

-[gun clicks]

-[bag thuds]

Mmm.

-[gun fires]

-[groaning]

Oh, come on...

[groans]

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Which one of you little

fuckers is Nicky?

[Kim grunting]

[groaning]

[Tina] Come on. Own up.

It's me. I'm Nicky.

No. I'm Nicky.

Actually, it is him.

Sorry bro, but when she

pointed that thing at me

I was like, "Nah, do you know

what I mean? Fuck that!"

Shut it.

What's that?

Oh, yeah. Like I'm gonna fall

for that

"it's behind you" thing.

No, seriously. What is that?

[Kim shouting]

-[Tina] Kim!

-[thuds]

-[Tina] Oh!

-[Kim grunts]

-[Kim] Oh, my head!

-[Tina] Are you okay?

[Kim groans]

-[Kim] Get me up!

-[Tina grunts]

-Are you all right?

-[Kim sighs]

This is the last time you put

me in a fucking bag, okay?

Well, maybe I wouldn't have to

put you in a bag,

if you didn't...

[Kim] There is no reasonable

end to that sentence.

How do you not understand that?

Don't worry, Kim.

I've got this.

All right, sunshine,

don't give yourself

a nose bleed.

I won't, actually...

Okay, I only get them

in the summer

when I sneeze too much, so...

Stop it. Both of you.

Nicky, Jay,

this is Tina. My mum.

I'm just gonna...

[Nicky] Hey, thanks

for coming back for us.

Just start cleaning, okay?

We've not got long.

[Tina sighs]

[engine revs]

So, Jimmy doesn't like

new people, all right?

So keep your mouth shut

unless he talks

to you directly.

But, he knows I've met Terri

though, right?

You told him that

she vouched for me?

Yeah, yeah. That's all sorted.

Just keep your answers short,

don't look him in the eyes...

And if you could say

you're allergic to bees

that would really help me out.

Sorry, bees?

Yeah, Jim keeps them at

the bottom of the garden.

He's always banging

on about them.

Drives me up the wall.

So, like when I'm

introducing myself,

I'll just kind of drop in

the information.

No, no. Don't volunteer

the information.

Otherwise, he'll know

I've prepped you.

So, is this a problem?

It's just a lot

to think about, isn't it,

when I'm already trying

to make a good impression?

You know what, forget it,

all right?

Okay? But don't blame me

if we're still here

at four o'clock

in the afternoon

discussing the wider impact

of fucking bee population

decline, all right?

It's a serious issue.

[Brooks] Jim!

Ian?

Go on, then.

Chop, chop!

[cocks gun]

You better come look

at this. [sighs]

Oh...

Oh, fuck!

[inhaling]

[coughing]

[engine revs]

[Jay] Okay, look, this is

my girlfriend's house.

So... listen.

Beth will be back

at 8:00, okay?

And I want everything exactly

the same as how it is now.

[gun clattering]

Thanks, Jay. We just need

somewhere safe until nightfall

and then we can bury the body

and be out of your way.

All right, just keep it civil.

Yeah? Please.

Would anyone like

a chocolate finger?

Oh, I didn't realize we were

at kids birthday party.

Mum, he's just being nice.

A cup of tea?

Oh, yeah, that will really

hit the spot

after the morning we've had.

Okay. A glass of wine?

Okay, King Henry the Eighth.

Have you got any roast hog

to go with your wine? [laughs]

Okay. I'm sorry. I'm just

trying to do something normal

because I think a degree

of normality is what's

flippin' required right now.

Coming from the guy who thinks

it's okay to play pranks

on young innocent girls.

How about...

[glasses clink] ...a toast...

to my daughter,

the avenging angel.

Nah, not for me.

I hate that stuff.

It's chocolate milkshake

that gets you pissed.

-What's not to like?

-Yeah, it's a bit sweet, innit?

[Tina] Ah, so men

are still pretending

not to like things that they

obviously do like, are they?

He doesn't like it.

It's not a big deal.

It is, Kim, because nothing's

changed in 15 bloody years.

And this is the world

that you're so desperate

to explore.

One where no one's free

to be themselves.

That's what

you're signing up to.

Which is far more dangerous

than Jimmy ever was.

So drink up, Jay,

'cause let me tell you

something.

Ninety-nine percent

of the world's problems

would be solved overnight

if men just admitted

that they like three things,

sweet drinks, musical theater

and a finger up the arse.

[sighs] But they don't,

and around we go.

[Kim] I need some air.

-[door opens]

-[Nicky] Kim!

-Kim, Hold up!

-[Kim] What, Nicky?

What do you want?

[sighs]

Can I introduce you

to someone?

I think she might

be able to help.

There she is.

Mrs. Lonely Tree.

When I was little,

me and my dad used to...

try and cheer her up.

Make her little daisy chains

and stuff.

When he died, I found this was

the only place where

I could cry.

She looks so sad.

I'm sorry for lying

to you, okay?

It was stupid.

But I'm still trying to help.

Even though I'm really

fucking scared. [chuckles]

And even though...

I've got a piece of...

fucking brain in my pocket!

-Jesus!

-[laughs]

-Ugh!

-Come here.

[Nicky] Uh...

I'm still here...

because every time

I look at you,

it reminds me of that tree.

I'm still trying to work out

what that means.

I think it means that

out of the two of us,

you're the weird one.

[both chuckle]

-Which is... unexpected.

-Yeah.

[Nicky laughs]

[Jay sighs]

There are gonna be some

very bad people

looking for that money.

Get rid of it.

Do you understand?

Good lad.

[sighs]

[Brooks] Hi, Terri.

So, it looks like it was Ian

that killed your dad.

[clicking gun] He's run off

with the money.

Me and Thompson are just

at the house now.

Huh?

Yeah, sure.

She wants to talk to you.

Hi, Terri.

I'm so sorry about

your father.

[mumbles] Fuck off.

f

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Bit of an old dog new tricks

sort of situation.

Exactly.

Bye.

Yeah, I can assure you

I'm in complete cont...

Hello?

Hello, Linda love.

Is Ian about?

[Kim] Right, me and Mum

will dig the grave.

Mum and I, will dig the grave.

Really! Now?

You don't have to come with us,

but we could really do

with someone to keep watch.

I watch stuff all the time.

Telly...

My language around my nan.

Okay, great.

-Thank you.

-[stutters] Yo...

Stay here with me, kid.

Are you mad?

I will be fine.

You do realize that

if you get in that car,

you'll be accessorizing

the crime.

Accessorizing, yeah?

Like a fancy clutch

or a cummerbund?

You weren't laughing

when Gary Flint

stole your World Cup 2002

sticker book, were you?

And who broke his nose

with a baseball bat

to get it back?

It was a table tennis bat

and you bruised his cheek.

Now, listen. It's my job

to look after you

and I don't understand what

you're doing right now.

We should just go

to the police, man, surely?

Look, I'm just trying to put

the toothpaste back

in the tube.

Okay?

All right. Do you know what,

do what you want.

But don't bring them

back here. All right?

Take them back to our house

when it's done.

Okay.

Time to go.

Oh, you might want

to get a coat.

I think it's going to rain.

Oh, no, I've checked my app

and it's not going to rain.

But, look at those clouds.

[both chuckle]

What?

Well, it's just that no one

-looks at stuff anymore, Kim.

-But...

We're gonna be fine. [chuckles]

Trust me.

It honestly shouldn't

be raining.

I, I don't understand.

[Tina] Just stay here

and keep watch.

If anyone comes,

just do the mating call

of the Chinese water deer.

Or maybe something

a little easier.

Okay, the mating call

of any deer will do.

If anyone comes

just blow on this.

Okay. Cool.

Uh, great. Awesome.

-[Kim] One, two, three...

-Good luck.

d

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[Beth] Hi, babe. I'm home.

[Beth chuckles]

Nice day, then?

Bit of a bloody mess

from start to finish

to be honest.

-You?

-Yeah. [scoffs] Same.

Did you know that capers

are actually pickled

nasturtium seeds?

-Really?

-Yeah,

you see, I'm not

so stupid now, am I?

I don't think you are stupid,

babe.

You learn something new

every day with me.

-Well, exactly.

-[clears throat]

-What about you then?

-What about me?

I don't know. Have you got

anything to teach me

or tell me?

Like what?

Well, nothing.

I'm just wondering.

Oh, do you want a glass

of wine?

No, I'm off booze for a bit

until this merger's complete.

[smacks lips] Good idea. Nice.

[rain pattering]

[animal crying]

[Tina] See, this is nice,

isn't it?

Just the two of us

in the woods.

[Kim] Digging a grave?

[Tina] Well, you made quite

a mess, didn't you?

We cleaned it up together,

didn't we?

And I'm very proud of you.

-Really, really proud.

-[Kim grunts]

Whoa!

I should have told you

I was leaving.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no. You're all right.

We'll be back home soon,

anyway, and...

everything can just

get back to normal.

Actually, Mum...

What? What is it?

So let me just

get this straight.

You met a tree

that made you re-evaluate

things?

Exactly.

And it was like looking

in a mirror

because she was just

stuck in the same place

her entire life.

Not changing anymore,

not growing.

Just rooted to the spot.

I understand that.

I do.

The thing is about trees,

though,

is that when one of them

is under attack,

they send signals to all

the nearby trees

so they can put up

their defenses.

[Kim] Okay, I see what

you're doing.

And did you know that

there are older trees

sometimes known

as mother trees...

Ugh.

[Tina] ...that can use fungi

in the soil

to send sugar to seedlings

so they have a better chance

of survival?

You're trying to

out metaphor me,

and it's not going to work.

[Tina] Trees might look lonely.

But they're communicating

all the time.

It's only when you tear up

their roots

that they die.

What you do next is entirely

up to you,

but there will be

dangerous people

looking for us.

So all I ask is that we

go back to the cabin

and make that decision there,

where it's safe.

And that's just sensible.

Right?

Come on, we got

to get this done.

What the hell's going on?

-Sorry, mate.

-[gun fires]

[Beth] Jay! Coming to bed?

Yeah, one sec.

A man in reception says

he's witnessed

a murder up at

Jimmy Davies' house.

I thought you might like to

hear it direct.

[Brooks] Jimmy Davies' house

you say?

Why don't you show

the gentleman in?

["Why Don't You Do Right?"

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