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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,869 --> 00:00:05,139 - [humming] 2 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:09,044 [gasps] 3 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:10,013 OOH! 4 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:10,811 [laughs] 5 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:11,641 IT'S ME LUCKY DAY! 6 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,205 A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER! 7 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,514 [laughs] 8 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:18,545 WAIT A MINUTE, I COUNT FIVE. 9 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,952 [whistling sound] 10 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:24,085 [loud boom] 11 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:27,186 - OH, MAN. 12 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,134 COME ON, MAN. 13 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:29,259 - NOPE. NO WAY. 14 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,763 - WE OT A LITTLE MIDDAY VACAY WE NEED TO GO ON, MAN. 15 00:00:30,765 --> 00:00:32,995 - ROY, IT'S CALLED WORK. - COME ON, MAN. 16 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,030 IT'LL BE FUN. - NO WAY. 17 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:35,425 WHO'S GONNA ANSWER THE PHONES? 18 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:36,796 - YOU AIN'T GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER SHIT. 19 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,274 YOUR DISTANT COUSIN HERE'LL BE 20 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,642 ANSWERIN' THE PHONES AUTOMATICALLY. 21 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,710 AND THIS SIGN RIGHT HERE, 22 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,708 IT'LL LET ANYONE WHO HAPPENS TO GIVE A SHIT 23 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:43,680 ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE 24 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,107 KNOW THAT WE'RE GONNA BE BACK IN FIVE. 25 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:46,452 - IF IT'S JUST FIVE MINUTES. - EXACTLY, MAN. 26 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:49,147 WHO KNOWS WHEN THE FIVE MINUTES ACTUALLY STARTS? 27 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,520 GET DRUNK ALL DAY AND GET PAID FOR IT. 28 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:52,278 I'M A [bleep] GENIUS. 29 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:53,016 - UGH, FINE. 30 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,920 - YEAH, THERE YOU GO, PLAYER! 31 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:56,792 WHOO! SACKIN' UP. 32 00:00:56,791 --> 00:00:57,921 I'M PROUD OF YOU, BEN. 33 00:00:57,925 --> 00:00:59,115 LET'S DO THIS! 34 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,096 [gunshot] 35 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,231 [dog barks] 36 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,565 [heavy rock music] 37 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,771 - IT'S NOT PERSONAL. 38 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:13,473 - YES. 39 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,674 - EIGHT FOR YOU, DANA, 40 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:16,476 NINE FOR ME, 41 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,477 AND HOW MANY WAS THAT FOR YOU, MATT? 42 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:18,678 - ONE. 43 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,309 - ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE FOR MATT. - HOLD ON. 44 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,054 YOU GUYS SMELL SOMETHIN' HORRIBLE? 45 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:22,979 - I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING. 46 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,353 - OH, THAT SMELLS DISGUSTING. 47 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:25,751 - OH, IT'S LIKE A MILK FART OR SOMETHING. 48 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,023 - I SMELL THE HONEYSUCKLE OVER THERE, 49 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:29,252 BUT I DON'T THINK-- 50 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,056 - IT'S LIKE A RANCID T-BONE STEAK 51 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:32,658 THAT WAS EATEN BY A TEAMSTER 52 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,890 AND THEN DIARRHEA POOPED ONTO A-- 53 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,795 - GUYS, LOOK! 54 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:37,757 all: GARY. 55 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,325 - I KNEW I SMELLED SOMETHING. 56 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,173 - WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? 57 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:43,668 - BROUGHT HIS KID WITH HIM TO PLAY MINI GOLF? 58 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:44,441 WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 59 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,938 - OH, WE'VE GOT TO GET REVENGE. 60 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:46,670 - OH! OH! 61 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,414 I'VE GOT THE PERFECT THING! 62 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:50,281 - NICE PUTT, DONNIE. 63 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,377 YOU KEEP PRACTICING 64 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,448 AND YOU COULD BE A REAL DUFFY WALDORF. 65 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,577 ALL RIGHT, NOW LET YOUR OLD MAN 66 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:56,982 SHOW YOU HOW THOSE MOVES ARE DONE. 67 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:59,224 SEE IF YOU LOCK YOUR SHOULDERS AND MAKE YOURSELF-- 68 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,350 - PSST! HEY! 69 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,394 HEY, KID, YOU WANT SOME CANDY? 70 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:02,518 I GOT SOME SWEET, SWEET CANDY 71 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:03,823 OVER HERE IN THESE HONEYSUCKLE BUSHES. 72 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,164 - YOU WANT TO SQUAT AND BEND YOUR ELBOWS. 73 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,760 DONNIE? DONNIE? 74 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:09,462 DONNIE! 75 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,203 HELP, HELP! 76 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,557 MY SON! MY SON IS GONE! 77 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,455 HELP ME! 78 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,466 - DOOPY-DOO. 79 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,497 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, SIR? 80 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:16,403 - MY SON. 81 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,103 I JUST TURNED AROUND FOR TWO SECONDS, AND HE WAS GONE. 82 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:20,835 - WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE VERY GOOD PARENTING TO ME, SURE. 83 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,341 - HE'S PROBABLY IN TERRIBLE DANGER. 84 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:25,583 - A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA VIEW YOU AS A DUMB JERK. 85 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,449 - I WAS GONNA SAY A REAL ASSHOLE. 86 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,448 - OH, NO. 87 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:29,409 DONNIE. 88 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:30,176 - OH, YES! 89 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:31,524 DONNIE, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 90 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,849 LOOK AT ALL THESE TICKETS! 91 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,493 all: DONNIE! DONNIE! DONNIE! 92 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,518 - POOR LITTLE GUY'S PROBABLY SCARED AND ALONE RIGHT NOW, 93 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:39,324 WISHIN' HE HAD STAYED WITH HIS MOM TODAY. 94 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,186 - [crying] 95 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,464 MY SWEET BABY BOY. 96 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:42,692 - CAN YOU DESCRIBE YOUR SON, SIR? 97 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:45,796 IS HE AS UGLY IN THE FACE AS YOU ARE? 98 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:46,469 - WHAT? 99 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:48,767 - DOES HE HAVE THE SAME HOOK NOSE, SLOPING SHOULDERS? 100 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,369 - BEADY EYES AND GNARLED TEETH. 101 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:51,771 - DO YOU THINK YOUR SON MIGHT'VE RUN AWAY 102 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,212 BECAUSE HE WAS ASHAMED OF HIS FATHER'S WEAK-ASS CHIN? 103 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,738 - NO! 104 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:58,083 THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. 105 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,948 - THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! 106 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:01,778 - WE'RE DOING IT! 107 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,722 WE'RE REALLY DOING IT! 108 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:04,547 - YES, I DID IT. 109 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:07,422 MY SON RAN AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE I'M A TERRIBLE FATHER. 110 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,421 - I'LL BE SURE AND PUT THAT ALL DOWN IN THE REPORT. 111 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,893 - DON'T FORGET TO MENTION HOW DISGUSTING AND UGLY 112 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:12,822 THIS GUY'S FACE IS. 113 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,186 - AND HIS CLOTHES LOOK STUPID TOO. 114 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:16,085 - THAT SHOULD DEFINITELY BE IN THE REPORT. 115 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:16,556 - DONNIE! 116 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,834 NO! 117 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:19,632 [farts] 118 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,633 - WELL, WELL, WELL! 119 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,404 IF IT ISN'T THE MILK FART BANDIT! 120 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,374 - WHAT? 121 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,201 - [laughs] 122 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,906 IT'S US, YOU IDIOT. 123 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:27,637 - DANA? ANDY? 124 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,881 - DAD, LOOK AT ALL THESE TICKETS WE WON! 125 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,707 - DONNIE, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE SAFE! 126 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,612 - WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 127 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:33,853 - WHY WOULD YOU GUYS DO THIS TO ME? 128 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,347 - JUST YOUR CLASSIC MINI GOLF 129 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,379 "SON RUNS AWAY, COPS CALL YOU UGLY 130 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,394 TILL YOU MILK FART YOUR PANTS" REVENGE PRANK. 131 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,287 - YEAH, SUCK IT, GARY! 132 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:42,118 WHOO! 133 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:46,192 - [panting] 134 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:46,893 - WHOO! 135 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,294 - WOW, THEY REALLY PWANKED HIM HARD THIS TIME. 136 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,856 - I THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT KID RAN AWAY. 137 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,204 - I'D RUN AWAY IF MY DAD WERE THAT UGLY. 138 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:56,239 - ¶ SUCK IT, GARY 139 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:57,942 [phone ringing] 140 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,808 - ¶ YOU GOT TO WAIT FOR THE BEEP, TRIPTANK ¶ 141 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:03,278 ¶ GOT TO WAIT FOR THE BEEP 142 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:03,977 DOOP! 143 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:07,378 - HI, I WANT TO ORDER, LIKE, AN ICE BLENDED 144 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,711 AND CINNAMON ROLL THINGS, 145 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:11,576 BUT LIKE THE REDUCED-FAT ONES 'CAUSE I'M ON A TOTAL DIET. 146 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,745 I ATE, LIKE, 14 SKITTLES YESTERDAY. 147 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,154 SUCH A FREAKIN' HEIFER. 148 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:16,185 HOW MUCH IS-- 149 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,860 [loud crash] 150 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,229 OKAY, SO DO YOU DELIVER OR WHAT? 151 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:37,781 - WEAR MORE GOLD. 152 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,848 ALWAYS TIP THE DOORMAN. 153 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:40,377 - [grunting] 154 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:44,251 - ATTEND DOG SHOWS. 155 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:47,191 SUPPORT THE ARTS. 156 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,317 KEEP A PROPER WINE COLLECTION. 157 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:53,363 GET A BROKER YOU CAN TRUST. 158 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,660 DRESS LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. 159 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:57,934 - HEY. 160 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:01,231 - GET A NOSE JOB. 161 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:04,295 COLLECT CARS. 162 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:08,035 - OWN A BOAT. 163 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:11,142 WEAR FANCY FURS. 164 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:14,175 FLY TO JAMAICA ON YOUR LUNCH BREAK. 165 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:16,151 GET A PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE... 166 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,250 - HEY, HEY, HEY! 167 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:19,891 - AND A PERSONAL DRIVER. 168 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:22,947 AND MAKE SURE THEY COMP YOU A ROOM. 169 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:30,033 - ¶ YOU GOT TO WAIT FOR THE BEEP, TRIPTANK ¶ 170 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:30,660 DOOP! 171 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,464 - HI, THIS IS CHRISTINE LAKIN. 172 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:36,366 I AM MAKING A BIG COMEBACK TO SHOW BUSINESS. 173 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,200 [chuckles] 174 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,204 I WAS ON A BIG SHOW. 175 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:39,165 IT WAS A--YOU KNOW, 176 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,143 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 177 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,170 HOW BIG THAT SHOW WAS? 178 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,805 IT WAS THE '90S FOR GOD'S SAKE! 179 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:44,010 IT WAS [bleep] T.G.I.F.! 180 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,911 YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES PEOPLE ASK ME IF I'M ON FAMILY MATTERS? 181 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:47,884 THAT WAS THE BLACK SHOW! 182 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,311 I'M NOT BLACK! 183 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:51,116 I WISH I WAS BLACK. 184 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:51,878 OH, [bleep]. 185 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,345 I GOT TO GO DO SOME DRUGS. 186 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,429 - OH, SHIT. 187 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:02,487 DAVE, YOU HAVE TO GET THIS. 188 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,726 I OWE LARRY DAVID MONEY, 189 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,701 AND I CAN'T LET HIM SEE ME BUYING LUNCH. 190 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,469 - HOW MUCH DO YOU OWE HIM? 191 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,227 - $13,000. 192 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,134 - [laughs] 193 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,896 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST BLOW HIM? 194 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,274 - YOU SEXIST JACKASS. 195 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:15,012 I'D NEVER SUGGEST YOU PAY SOMEONE BACK BY BLOWING 'EM. 196 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,878 - I'D BLOW MY LANDLORD FOR RENT. 197 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:20,307 HELL, I'D GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND FOR CABLE. 198 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:22,714 - WHAT? LAURA! 199 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,446 HEY. 200 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,750 DO YOU--YOU'RE HERE. 201 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,182 YOU'RE IN--YOU'RE IN A RESTAURANT? 202 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,216 LOOK AT THIS. 203 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:28,891 YOU'RE OUT HERE. YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH. 204 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,089 BOY, THINGS MUST BE PRETTY GOOD. 205 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,061 - OH, I WASH DISHES HERE. 206 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,159 I'M ON MY BREAK. 207 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,060 - OKAY. 208 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,361 HEY, I'M HAVIN' LUNCH WITH LARRY FLINT. 209 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:37,303 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 210 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:38,657 WHAT--WHAT'S THE PROTOCOL HERE? 211 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,395 DO I LET HIM ROLL ALL THE WAY TO ME? 212 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,001 OR DO I MEET HIM HALFWAY? 213 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:42,902 WHAT'S THE DEAL? 214 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,143 - WELL, YOU'RE BOTH GONNA END UP HERE. 215 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:45,738 - SHOULD I TELL HIM YOU NEED A LITTLE WORK? 216 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,839 - NO, I'LL FIND SOMETHING. 217 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:51,180 - FIRST OF ALL, DON'T TAKE JOBS YOU DON'T WANT FOR MY SAKE. 218 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:51,908 - OKAY. 219 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,552 - IT'S LIKE IF SOMEBODY OWES YOU SOMETHING, 220 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,177 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE ETIQUETTE IS. 221 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,112 DO YOU MENTION IT? 222 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,746 DO YOU--DO YOU NOT MENTION IT? - MM-HMM. 223 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,421 - IS THERE AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM? 224 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:00,890 YOU KNOW, ELEPHANT POINTING. 225 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:03,358 SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD, AND SOMETIMES IT'S NOT GOOD. 226 00:07:03,357 --> 00:07:04,387 - RIGHT, SO-- 227 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:05,561 - YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW 228 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:06,859 THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOU OWE ME MONEY? 229 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:07,960 OF COURSE I KNOW YOU OWE ME MONEY. 230 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,191 OF COURSE I KNOW YOU KNOW. 231 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:10,626 FOR THE SAKE OF THE FRIENDSHIP, 232 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,961 I'M ALMOST TEMPTED TO SAY, "FORGET ABOUT IT. 233 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:13,966 YOU DON'T OWE ME A NICKEL." 234 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:14,897 -OH, OKAY, FINE THEN. 235 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,672 - I'M ALMOST TEMPTED TO DO THAT. 236 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,400 EH, THAT--THAT SEEMS TOO MUCH OF A GESTURE. 237 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:20,606 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE A JEW, 238 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,807 BUT HE TAKES IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 239 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:24,639 HE'S LIKE THE GIFT SHOP AT THE HOLOCAUST MUSEUM. 240 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:25,075 - [scoffs] 241 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,129 - ON BEHALF OF THE FBI, 242 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,958 I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU ABDUCTEES 243 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,233 FOR BEING HERE AND PARTICIPATING IN THIS STUDY. 244 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:49,003 WE ARE HOPING THAT YOUR COMBINED EXPERIENCES 245 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,742 CAN CLEAR UP SOME OF THE MYSTERIES 246 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:55,567 BEHIND THESE DISTURBING ANAL PROBE ABDUCTIONS. 247 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,836 WE WANT TO KNOW WHY. 248 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:58,635 WHY? 249 00:07:58,645 --> 00:07:59,735 [echoing] WHY? 250 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,176 - I'M GONNA BE RICH. 251 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,711 OH, THIS IS THE GRAVY TRAIN, MAN. 252 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:05,076 I'M GONNA HAVE SO MUCH MONEY, MAN. 253 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:08,785 I'M GONNA DO A BUTTER CARVING OF MOUNT RUSHMORE 254 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,619 IN MY BACKYARD. 255 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:11,964 WHAT THE [bleep] IS THAT? 256 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:19,503 [screams] 257 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,670 - HERE'S THE NEW TRACKING DEVICE. 258 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,098 - WHERE ARE WE PUTTING IT? 259 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,373 - THREE GUESSES, AND WHO'S "WE"? 260 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,912 - [sighs] 261 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,407 THIS IS WHY I MAKE THE BIG BUCKS. 262 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,239 - OH! 263 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:31,784 - WHAT THE--THIS-- 264 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:32,738 THERE'S SOMETHIN' IN HERE ALREADY. 265 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,576 - [groans] - AH! 266 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:35,351 - OH. 267 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,349 - SOME SORT OF BAG. 268 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,880 - HMM. 269 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,515 IT APPEARS TO BE A ZIPLOC POLYMER. 270 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,121 [slurping] 271 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:44,987 JACKPOT! 272 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,260 - THIS SHIT'S GOOD. 273 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:52,604 [laughs] 274 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:56,899 - OH, SUCH SMOOTH SKIN. 275 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:03,675 - YOU THINK SPACE JUST STOPS SOMEWHERE? 276 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,980 - WHOA! 277 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,509 - [purrs] 278 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,884 SHH, DADDY'S HERE. 279 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:14,693 - THAT WAS AWESOME! 280 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,148 - WE NEED MORE. 281 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,232 - KEEP LOOKING! 282 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:24,828 TELL ME IT WAS NOT JUST A STATISTICAL ANOMALY! 283 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:25,601 MOTHER[bleep]! 284 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,169 - WE WANT TO KNOW WHY. 285 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,628 WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE LOOKING FOR 286 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:34,806 THAT COULD JUSTIFY THE PAIN AND HUMILIATION. 287 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,178 - I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE MONEY, HONESTLY. 288 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:40,007 - WHY CAN'T SHE PAY WITH AN OLD-FASHIONED BLOWJOB? 289 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,853 - YOU KNOW SOMETHING, FLYNT? 290 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:42,748 YOU'RE A SICK MAN. 291 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:43,879 SHE'S A FRIEND OF MINE. 292 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,054 - NOT TO MENTION, 293 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,792 I COULDN'T POSSIBLY GIVE ONE WORTH $13,000. 294 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,048 - MM, YOU'RE RIGHT. 295 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,716 YOU'RE KIND OF A COSTCO BLOWJOB. 296 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,864 - SHE AIN'T GONNA GIVE ME A BLOWJOB TO PAY OFF THE MONEY. 297 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,659 WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU THINK WOMEN LIKE GIVING BLOWJOBS? 298 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:56,362 - YEAH. 299 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,863 - YEAH, IT WOULD HAVE TO BE SPECIAL. 300 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,534 I'D--WELL, IT'D HAVE TO BE IN AN ELEVATOR. 301 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,773 - WOW, THAT IS SPECIAL. 302 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,197 - I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THAT-- THAT BLOWJOB ONUS ON ME. 303 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,843 YOU KNOW, IT SHOULD REALLY BE ONLY DONE WITH STRANGERS, 304 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,169 PEOPLE WHO YOU WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN 305 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:10,984 SO THERE'S NO OBLIGATION OR NO REMEMBERING OF THE ACT. 306 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,538 PEOPLE SHOULDN'T EVEN TOUCH EACH OTHER. 307 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,406 - AND YOU'D HAVE TO GET, LIKE, FIVE VICTORIA SECRET MODELS 308 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:17,084 AND, LIKE, SCARLETT JOHANSSON. 309 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,484 THEN CRISS ANGEL WOULD LEVITATE EVERYBODY 310 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:21,145 SO THEY'RE NOT REALLY BREAKING A LAW 311 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,454 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT ON THE GROUND. 312 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,156 NOW THAT'S WORTH 13 GRAND, IF YOU ASK ME. 313 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,158 - SHE TAKES OFF HER PANTIES 314 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,429 AND THROWS THEM AGAINST THE CEILING. 315 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,487 IF THEY STICK, YOU KNOW SHE HAD A GOOD TIME. 316 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:30,126 [laughs] 317 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,360 - WHY AM I EVEN HERE WITH YOU? 318 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:32,325 YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 319 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,602 - WELL, LAURA, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU 320 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,401 ONCE AGAIN BROKE AND DESPERATE, 321 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,773 LEECHING OFF A FAMOUS PERSON. 322 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,611 - ANYWAY, SO--JUST SO YOU CHECK IN WITH ME ONCE IN A WHILE, 323 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:44,277 SAY, "HEY, IT'S ME, AND I KNOW I STILL OWE YOU MONEY." 324 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,407 [cell phone ringing] 325 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,153 - OH, MY GOD. 326 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,278 LAURA? 327 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,282 - HEY, LARRY, IT'S ME. 328 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,153 JUST CHECKIN' IN, 329 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,081 AND I KNOW I STILL OWE YOU MONEY. 330 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,186 - YOU OWE ME MONEY. BIG DEAL. 331 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,987 WHEN YOU GET IT, YOU GET IT. 332 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,460 - ¶ YOU GOT TO WAIT FOR THE BEEP, TRIPTANK ¶ 333 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,360 DOOP! 334 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,191 - HEY, UM... 335 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:06,355 I SAW YOUR RECENT ANAL PROBING EPISODE, 336 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,426 AND I WAS JUST WONDERING 337 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:13,104 IF I COULD PERHAPS ORDER THE MODEL 325. 338 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,208 [gunshot] 339 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,354 [chicken clucking] 340 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,449 [heavy rock music] 341 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,051 - SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT. 342 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:34,487 - YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL WHO'S EVER LOVED ME. 343 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,534 YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING. 344 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,200 [moaning] 345 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,499 - SERIOUSLY, BILLY, JUST JERK IT ALREADY. 346 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,371 - GO AWAY. 347 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,939 I'M TRYING TO BE ALONE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. 348 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,767 - WHERE ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO? 349 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:46,672 YOU HAVE A RAGING BONER. 350 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:47,473 - FORGIVE ME. 351 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,184 [moaning] 352 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,607 SPOOGE! 353 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,451 - DUDE, SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 354 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:54,447 SHE'S A FANTASY. 355 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,148 - THEN I WISH DREAMGIRL WERE REAL. 356 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,379 - JIZZAM! 357 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,416 - HI, BILLY. 358 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,450 WANT TO SEE MY CENTERFOLD? 359 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:04,755 - MM, YOU'RE PERFECT. 360 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,658 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY MOM. 361 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,430 - OH! 362 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,727 - MOM, CHOMP, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY GIRLFRIEND. 363 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:11,531 - AW, SEE, NOW, 364 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,131 ISN'T THAT JUST THE CUTEST THING THERE? 365 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,433 BILLY'S GOT HIMSELF A LITTLE GIRLFRIEND. 366 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,004 NOW WHAT IS YOUR NAME THERE, SWEETIE? 367 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,142 HOLY MOTHER BONERS! 368 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,667 - BILLY, SHE IS A DELIGHT. 369 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:21,642 - [giggles] - LET'S GO ON A PICNIC. 370 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,411 - OH! 371 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,209 - BE SAFE, YOU TWO. 372 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,178 - DREAMGIRL, I LOVE YOU. 373 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,810 [yawns] 374 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,015 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER. 375 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,477 - UGH, I DON'T CARE. 376 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:33,346 - I DON'T GET IT. 377 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,153 - BILLY, WITH SOME WOMEN, 378 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,515 THE MEANER YOU ARE, THE MORE THEY LIKE YOU. 379 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,393 I KNOW IT MAKES NO SENSE. 380 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,921 BUT IT'S GREAT, BECAUSE YELLING 381 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,086 IS JUST A LOUDER WAY OF SHOWING YOUR LOVE. 382 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,526 NOW PARK YOUR BONER OVER THERE, AND LET ME DO THE TALKING. 383 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,203 - WHAT? 384 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,370 I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE. 385 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,638 - HEY, WHAT'S THAT GROSS THING ON YOUR NECK? 386 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,237 OH, IT'S JUST YOUR FACE. 387 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:55,069 - [gasps] 388 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,075 OOH. 389 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,637 [groans] 390 00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,475 I CAN'T DO THIS. 391 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,109 IF BEING MEAN IS THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL LIKE ME, 392 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,724 THEN MAYBE YOU'RE NOT MY DREAMGIRL AFTER ALL. 393 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:05,578 [both moaning] 394 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:06,885 - I HATE YOU SO MUCH. 395 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:07,887 YES. 396 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,048 - STUPID GENIE. 397 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:12,485 I WISH SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO DATE GUYS LIKE YOU. 398 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,962 - I WISH YOU WEREN'T SUCH A COCK BLOCK. 399 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,919 [gunshot] 400 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,989 [heavy rock music] 401 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,417 - YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING. 402 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,663 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY, SON? 403 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,259 - YEAH, DAD, I'M AWESOME. 404 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,960 I HAD A GREAT TIME WITH MATT. 405 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,562 WHAT? - OKAY, GOOD. 406 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,564 I WAS VERY, VERY WORRIED. 407 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:54,365 - HEY, DAD, THE GUYS WANTED ME TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING. 408 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,697 - WHAT IS IT, MY SWEET BOY? 409 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,943 - JUST THIS. 410 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,712 - SUCK IT, GARY! 411 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:01,367 WHOO! 412 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,944 - YEAH! SUCK IT, DAD! 413 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:03,643 WHOO! 414 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,713 - WOW, THEY TURNED HIS OWN SON AGAINST HIM. 415 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,412 FANTASTIC. 416 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,583 - CLASSIC STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. 417 00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,151 - YOU KNOW I ONLY HANG OUT WITH YOU 418 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,719 BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED TO MY SISTER, RIGHT? 419 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:13,989 - YEAH, I KNOW. 420 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:17,957 ¶ SUCK IT GARY 421 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,257 - SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND LISTEN UP. 422 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,261 WE ARE [bleep]. 423 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,302 WE'VE GOT A MAJOR CASE TO SOLVE 424 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,297 WITH LESS THAN TWO MINUTES TO DO IT. 425 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,029 NOW, BEFORE WE JUST HIT THE STREETS 426 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,574 WITHOUT A GODDAMN CLUE, WE NEED A PLAN, 427 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,000 SOME KIND OF PROTOCOL. 428 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,095 WE NEED A--OWEN. 429 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,736 - DAMN STRAIGHT, YOU DO. 430 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,011 SEE WHAT I DID THERE? 431 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:36,979 [laughs] 432 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:37,937 [gunshot] 433 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:38,614 [all gasp] 434 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:39,982 - LESS THAN TWO MINUTES, PEOPLE. 435 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,180 I AM NOT [bleep] AROUND. 436 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,411 - YOU SHOOT OWEN! 437 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,145 HOW COME? 438 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,919 HE MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER. 439 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,148 HE GIVE YOU THAT MUG. 440 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,222 HE TREAT YOU LIKE HERO. 441 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,950 HOW COME? 442 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:49,885 - HOW COME? - YEAH. 443 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:50,660 - HOW COME? 444 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,917 [gunshot] 445 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:53,986 NO TIME TO-- 446 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:54,734 - WAIT! 447 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,228 AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA EXPLAIN IT, 448 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,999 YOU MIGHT AS WELL START WRITING IT DOWN. 449 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:58,758 - [growls] 450 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,925 - WHAT KIND OF CASE DID YOU SAY IT WAS? 451 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:01,674 - I DIDN'T. 452 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,668 - YOU GOT YOUR BRIEFCASES, SUITCASES, HEAD CASES-- 453 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,701 [gunshot] 454 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:09,005 - NO! 455 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:09,709 - ENOUGH! 456 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,309 SIT DOWN. 457 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,341 - SELF-DESTRUCT. 458 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,645 [explosion] 459 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,077 - CAPTAIN A, IT'S A DISASTER! 460 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,181 - YES, FINALLY. 461 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,922 THANK GOD. 462 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,848 - NO MORE FRENCH CRULLERS. 463 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,823 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 464 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,221 - [roaring] 465 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,493 [gunshot] 466 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:27,261 - CAPTAIN ARNOLD, TIME'S UP. 467 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,390 WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 468 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:36,496 [all groaning] 469 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,303 - WELL, SHOW'S OVER. 470 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:44,236 [clicking] 471 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,414 [telephone rings] 472 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,453 - ¶ YOU GOT TO WAIT FOR THE BEEP, TRIPTANK ¶ 473 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,349 DOOP! 474 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,380 - YOU KNOW THE WHOLE ALIEN PROBE THING? 475 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,485 WELL, I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO PUT, 476 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,687 LIKE, MY BEST STUFF UP THERE, 477 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:59,319 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO ATTRACT THE ALIENS, 478 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,726 AND NOW I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF POWER RANGERS 479 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:02,828 STUCK UP MY ASSHOLE. 480 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,399 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT, 481 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,397 'CAUSE I CAN'T GET 'EM OUT. 482 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,128 AND I THINK THE FINGERS OF THE PINK ONE 483 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,503 ARE REALLY, LIKE, GETTIN' SOMEWHERE THEY SHOULDN'T BE. 484 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,802 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 485 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,040 - WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 486 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,742 ANOTHER PERFECT PRANK. 487 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,644 - HE WAS SO SCARED, HE CRY-FARTED. 488 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,046 - YEAH, HE TOTALLY CR-ARTED. 489 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,478 - HEH. - EH, NO. 490 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,923 - YEAH, THAT DOES NOT WORK. 491 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:26,718 - GUYS, WE GOT TO CELEBRATE. 492 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,790 WHO WANTS PIE? 493 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,087 - OH, YOU KNOW I DO. 494 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:29,889 - ME, ME, ME! 495 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,189 - APPLE PIE FOR EVERYONE! 496 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,991 WHOO! 497 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,264 - GUYS, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 498 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,701 I SPENT $150 ON DONNIE. 499 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,228 - SO GARY MADE US SPEND OUR MONEY 500 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,333 ON HIS STUPID KID? 501 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,236 - WHAT A JERK! 502 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,338 - I HATE THAT GUY! 503 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,969 - OH, GARY. 504 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,875 IT WILL BE SUCKED, 505 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,478 AND IT WILL BE SUCKED HARD BY YOU. 506 00:16:54,481 --> 00:17:03,861 all: SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! 507 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:07,657 - ¶ SUCK IT GARY 508 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,670 [gunshot] 509 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,768 [wheel squeaking] 510 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,171 [heavy rock music] 511 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,313 - IT'S LONELY WORK. 512 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:06,475 [aggressive rock music] 513 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,946 ¶ 514 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,982 [aggressive rock music] 515 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,979 [engines revving] 516 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:35,044 - [panting] 517 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,041 [engine revving] 518 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,314 - [speaking Japanese] 519 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:26,488 [aggressive rock music] 520 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,132 ¶ 521 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,167 [gunshot] 522 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,040 [dolphin squeaking] 523 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,467 [heavy rock music] 524 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,013 - IT'S JUST A JOB. 525 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,509 [phone ringing] 526 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,381 - I HATE YOU. 527 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,979 - AW, YOU DON'T HATE OLD ROY. 528 00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,311 - I'M GONNA KILL YOU AS SOON AS I CAN MOVE. 529 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,945 MAN, THIS SHIT AIN'T OVER, MAN. 530 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:52,981 THIS IS BASE CAMP, YOU DUMMY. 531 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,316 WE STILL GOT TO PUSH FOR THE SUMMER. 532 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:56,021 - [retching] 533 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,762 - OH, LOOK, WE STILL GOT FIVE MINUTES LEFT, MAN. 34944

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