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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,500 7-8-9, uh... 7-8-9... 2 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,200 Fran, I'm calling the doctor. Everything all right? 3 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:03,000 Yes, dear, but we'd better hurry. 4 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,500 Yeah, all right, honey, just remain calm. 5 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,699 Hello? 6 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:07,800 - Hello? Yeah, Doc... - Hello? Who's calling? 7 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:08,999 Hang on just one second. 8 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,900 Hello? Hello? Who is this? 9 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,299 Doc, it's Mark Garrison. 10 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,800 - I hate to wake you up but... - Is she feeling any pain? 11 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,299 Yeah, it's starting. She thinks it'll be pretty soon now. 12 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,300 I think you'd better get over here. 13 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,500 We're on our way, Doc. Thanks. 14 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,000 Bye, Mark. 15 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:29,000 Hey, honey, I got Doc Pruitt. 16 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,800 I'm gonna bring the car around front. 17 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:34,700 All right, dear. 18 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,500 Morning, Mr. Garrison. You're up pretty... 19 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,700 ...early. 20 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,199 Take it easy, now... steady. 21 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,099 I'll get the door for you, Mr. Garrison. 22 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,200 No, I got it. 23 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:04,800 So this is the morning, huh, Mrs. Garrison? 24 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,700 Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Garrison. 25 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,300 Just let me know when you want to hike your order. 26 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:24,200 You're not worried, are you, honey? 27 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,600 No, but I wish we were there. 28 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:27,700 Yeah... 29 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,400 Only a couple minutes more now, honey. 30 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Oh, boy. 31 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,300 That's just great. 32 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,900 Mark, we can't stop now. 33 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:02,900 Yeah... 34 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,100 The hospital! 35 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,000 Well, now, that's what I call service. 36 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:34,700 Okay, on the ball! We got a special delivery. 37 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:38,500 All right, let's get going! Come on, go get a stretcher. 38 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,500 Well, how do you like that? 39 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,700 Be careful, sweetheart. 40 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,700 All right, what's the big i... 41 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,700 Oh, Officer, I can't thank you enough. 42 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,800 We never would have made it in time without you. 43 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,199 Yeah, thanks a lot, Officer. 44 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,200 Oh, Dr. Pruitt! 45 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,299 Now, now, everything's going to be all right. 46 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,300 Don't worry. I'll take her. 47 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,800 A dog? 48 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:40,000 Well, yeah. Yeah. I thought you knew, Officer. 49 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,300 You see, this is the first time my wife's had pups. 50 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,300 I mean, the dog has had pups, and I... she gets... 51 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,800 - Well, how do you like that? - Yeah, yeah. 52 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:53,200 Boy, wait till the boys hear about this one. 53 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,000 A dog. 54 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:59,500 I certainly appreciate everything you've done, Officer. 55 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,700 My wife was pretty nervous. 56 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,700 You know how women get at a time like this. 57 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,200 Yeah, don't they always? 58 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:07,800 Yeah. Couldn't see it myself... coming to the hospital and all. 59 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,000 Way I remember it, dogs were, uh... 60 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,400 they had their puppies at home in a... 61 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,200 in a basket or a closet. 62 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:16,199 Yeah, mine had hers in a bureau drawer... 63 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,500 right in my shirts. 64 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,100 - Is that a fact? - Yeah. 65 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,200 How about that? 66 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,800 Thanks for your trouble, Officer. 67 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,000 No trouble at all. Now, just a minute here, now. 68 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:28,300 Let's see what we got here. We got 60 in a 35... 69 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,799 - Now, wait a minute, I don't... ...crossing a center line... 70 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,299 - I followed it around, honest. ...running a boulevard stop... 71 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,799 I did stop! I did, I did! 72 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,700 No, sir, you only slowed down. 73 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,900 We got doing 50 miles an hour in a hospital zone. 74 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,100 Well, I'm sure I wasn't doing any more than, uh, 40. 75 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,200 - 40? - Yeah. 76 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:46,300 Okay. 77 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,600 40 miles per hour in a 25-mile zone. 78 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,000 Do you have a driver's license, sir? 79 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,699 Oh... 80 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,500 - Left it home. - Yeah. 81 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,500 It's understandable in an emergency like this. 82 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,300 By golly, a fellow gets up in the morning, 83 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,400 puts the first clothes on he can find, never checks his pockets. 84 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:10,000 - Happens every time. - Mm-hmm. 85 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:14,300 No operator's license. 86 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,100 This your car, sir? 87 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,100 Well, of course it's my car. 88 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,100 What's your name, sir? 89 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,600 Mark Garrison. 90 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,000 Your address? 91 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,799 336 North Bowling Green Drive. 92 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,000 - Your business address? - The same. 93 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,100 I work at home. I'm an artist. 94 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,399 Engine number? 95 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,500 Engine number?! 96 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,199 Now, why in the world would I know the engine number? 97 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,599 Okay, it's your car. I'll take your word for it. 98 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,500 Thanks. 99 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,200 Sign here, please. 100 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,100 You forget something, maybe? 101 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,900 "No... parking." 102 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,799 I'd move the car, Mr. Garrison. 103 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,599 Oh, wonderful, Doctor! 104 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,000 Mark! Mark, we made it just in time! 105 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,700 Danke had a puppy. 106 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,800 Oh, that's great, honey. That's just great. 107 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Bye! 108 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,699 Oh, wasn't he sweet? 109 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,600 You know, Mark, policemen must have 110 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,200 a benevolent fund or something. 111 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:34,599 Couldn't we give a donation? 112 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,900 I'm giving, honey. Believe me, I'm giving. 113 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,599 Mrs. Garrison? Two more... I think that'll be all. 114 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,100 Mark, three puppies... I can't wait to see them! 115 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,899 I'll be in as soon as I move the car. 116 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,700 - When can we take them home? - Tomorrow. 117 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,000 That'll give the pups a chance to get a good start. 118 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,400 All right. 119 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,200 - Hey, Doc? - Hmm? 120 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:54,000 Those three puppies... all females, right? 121 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,600 Yeah, right. 122 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,800 My luck's holding. 123 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,400 Gertrude. 124 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,699 Gertrude Van Dankelein. 125 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,100 Ugh. 126 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,100 Martha Van Dankelein... 127 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,600 You call me, honey? 128 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:19,400 Oh, no, I'm just trying to think of names for the puppies. 129 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,600 What's the hurry? 130 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:23,100 They have to be registered so they can get their papers. 131 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,800 You can't begin to get them in shows 132 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,399 until you get their papers. 133 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,300 And you laughed when Jim Carstairs 134 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,000 enrolled his son at Yale the day after he was born. 135 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:37,200 Winifred Van Dankelein... 136 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,300 Erma... 137 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,699 Matilde. 138 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,900 It's been a long day, honey. 139 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,400 I mean, a very long day. 140 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:50,100 Hildagarde, Dagmar, Ermentrude. 141 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,400 Good night, love. 142 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,100 Huh? Oh, good night, honey. 143 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:12,899 Mark... what do you think of these... 144 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:16,900 Freda, Esmerelda, Ludmila? 145 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200 Fran... 146 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,600 Daphne, Dora, Diana? 147 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,500 Frances... 148 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,000 Yes, dear. 149 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,100 Isolda, Alberta, Brunhilda? 150 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,899 Heidi? Clotilde? Wilhelmina? 151 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,200 Don't question it, Doc. 152 00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,800 I want to get some sleep tonight. 153 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,600 Huh? Get... oh, yeah, I get it. 154 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,000 Are the pups ready? 155 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,500 Yeah, I'll get them for you in a minute. 156 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,999 There's one thing I've got to do first. 157 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,100 All right, no hurry. 158 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,900 Clotilde... oh, my, my. 159 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,800 Quiet, quiet. 160 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,100 Yeah... 161 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200 Okay, girl. 162 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,500 Great Dane, huh? 163 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,900 Uh-huh. 164 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,700 Easy now, easy now, fella. 165 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,299 Easy now. Easy now, little fella. 166 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,400 Easy now. I got you. 167 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,500 I've got you. 168 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,800 That's my idea of a real dog. 169 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,700 Ah, the greatest. 170 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,900 And Duchess there 171 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,299 is the best Dane I've ever owned. 172 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:50,500 - She's yours, huh? - Uh-huh, she sure is. 173 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,300 Just between the two of us, Doc, 174 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,400 I'd give my back teeth to have a dog like that. 175 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,100 Okay, all right, all right. 176 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,900 All right, don't get excited. 177 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,199 I'm getting to you. 178 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,599 Okay, all right, take it easy, take it easy. 179 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,100 Yeah. All right. 180 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,400 All right. 181 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,599 All right, come on, now. Come on, come on. 182 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,200 What's the matter with this one? 183 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:17,800 Oh, nothing yet, nothing yet. 184 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:19,100 Looks like he's not hungry. 185 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,400 Oh, he's hungry, all right. 186 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,699 He's just not taking to the formula, that's all. 187 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,699 All right, come on. 188 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,300 Why don't you put him back with his mother? 189 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,100 No, no, that wouldn't work. 190 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,100 Why not? 191 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,699 Well, it's a case of too much litter and too little milk. 192 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:35,400 Duchess just picked him out and pushed him away. 193 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,400 Pushed him away? Her own pup? 194 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,100 Well, they do that sometimes. 195 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,900 It's funny, the tricks nature plays, huh? 196 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,700 Now, you take that dachsie of yours, Danke. 197 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,000 - Oh, she's got too much milk. - Yeah. 198 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,500 Why, she could feed her three pups and... 199 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:55,700 Say... 200 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,899 - Uh, oh, no, no, Doc. - Oh, well, now... 201 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,600 just so the dachsie could wet-nurse him? 202 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,900 Mnh-mnh, not interested, sorry. 203 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,600 Oh, no, wait, don't get me wrong, now. 204 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,000 I'm not trying to sell him. 205 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,600 I'd be glad to give him away just to keep him alive. 206 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,500 No, no, absolutely not, Doc. Mnh-mnh. 207 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,799 Well, I guess you're right. 208 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,599 No place for a Great Dane 209 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,100 with a family that likes dachsies, anyway, huh? 210 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,300 Here, see what you can do with him. 211 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,500 - Well, d... - I'll go get your pups. 212 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,000 Oh, well, okay. 213 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,199 One drop at a time. 214 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,000 Oh, yeah, okay. 215 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,999 Well, now, wait, wait. Hold on, there, fella. 216 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,799 Hold on, there. Come here, come here. 217 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,900 Here. 218 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,600 Hey, come on, take some of this, now. 219 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,400 Come on, now, get it down. 220 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,200 That's one. 221 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,700 Oh, Mark, I thought you'd never get here! 222 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,900 Fran, wait just a minute. 223 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,299 Oh, Danke, I bet you're glad to be home again, huh? 224 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,200 Look, Fran, there's something I have to tell you. 225 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,700 Oh, my three little darlings... 226 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,200 Danke! 227 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,000 Mark, she had another puppy. 228 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:16,200 - Well, yes, sort of. - Why didn't Doc Pruitt call us? 229 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,400 Uh, well, he... honey, this dog here... 230 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,499 Oh, isn't she funny-looking? 231 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,699 She's a he. 232 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,000 What do you mean, funny-looking? 233 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,099 - Well, different... - Well, yeah, it's different. 234 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,800 But, well, I guess it's because he was born later, huh? 235 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,100 Mark, it's getting too chilly for the puppies out here. 236 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,800 Why don't you bring them in? I'll warm some milk for Danke. 237 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,500 Fran, honey, I have to tell you this... 238 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,300 You know, Mark, you really ought to be nicer to Danke now. 239 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,599 - Why? - For having a boy puppy. 240 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,100 He's what you always wanted, isn't he? 241 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,100 Yeah... he sure is. 242 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,000 Come on in, fella. Dinner's ready. 243 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,600 Rover... 244 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,400 Prince... 245 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,800 Butch! Come here, Butch! Come here, fella! 246 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,199 Hi, how are things in the nursery? 247 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,199 Fine. 248 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,000 Good, good. 249 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:19,399 Mark, do you think that puppy's all right? 250 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,499 Which one? 251 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,900 The male. Something seems wrong to me. 252 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,299 Well, what's the matter with him? 253 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,000 Haven't you noticed his head and his feet 254 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,100 are all out of proportion? 255 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,100 Mark, he is positively ugly. 256 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,700 Well, I... I wouldn't say that he was ugly. 257 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,600 Well, I suppose he'll change when he grows up. 258 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,100 Oh, yeah, yeah, he... 259 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,100 he'll change, dear, he certainly will. 260 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,000 Hey, what do you think it should be? 261 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,000 What do I think what should be? 262 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,400 His name. We gotta have a name for him. 263 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,100 Oh, I don't know. You pick it. I've run dry. 264 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,400 Yeah, okay. How about, um... 265 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,399 But, Mark, nothing like, um, Sport or Butch or Rover. 266 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,300 I mean, that dog has champion bloodlines. 267 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,600 Well, it should be a name with some kind of... dignity. 268 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,700 How about Brutus? 269 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,700 Brutus? 270 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,300 Yeah, that has dignity and nobility to it. 271 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,400 Brutus. 272 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,500 I mean, it has a... a... uh, solidity and strength about it. 273 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,500 It's, uh... Brutus. 274 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,299 You know? 275 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,600 I like that. 276 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,500 Well, it's up to you, dear, but, frankly, 277 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,100 it doesn't sound much like a dachshund to me. 278 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:30,099 Oh, no, no, it doesn't sound like a, uh... 279 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,000 Sounds like a champion, though. 280 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,700 - Hello? - Hello, Mark. 281 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,100 Oh, hello, Doc. 282 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,700 - How are the dachsies? - Well, they're just fine, Doc. 283 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,800 - And the Dane? - Yeah, no, he's great, too. 284 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,900 No feeding problems at all. No, no, no objections. 285 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,599 How's Mrs. Garrison taking it? 286 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,699 As a matter of fact, I haven't told her yet, Doc. 287 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,000 - She's not blind. - Well, I know she's not blind. 288 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,899 He must be getting pretty big by now. 289 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,599 I figure I've still got a couple of days. 290 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,400 They're not even out of the basket yet, Doc, 291 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,700 I want to give her a chance to like it, you know? 292 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,199 Mark! 293 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,300 Um... uh, uh, uh, the preliminary sketches 294 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,900 I'm working on right now, Mr. Dayton, 295 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,800 and I should have them by the end of the week. 296 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,300 Thank you. I'll see you then. Bye. 297 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,400 Am I interrupting you? 298 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,300 Uh, no, no, dear, Nothing important. 299 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,000 Harry Dayton is a little nervous 300 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,299 about that cover I'm doing for his magazine. 301 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,800 Oh, is this it? 302 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,800 Uh, well, that's one of my ideas, yeah. 303 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,600 Why, those are the dachsies, huh? 304 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,499 - Uh-huh. - Well, that's sweet. 305 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,900 But, uh, what is that big thing 306 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,700 they're staring at so adoringly? 307 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,300 Well, that... that's a, uh... 308 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,500 I haven't decided yet, actually. 309 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,700 It's... it's a larger animal of some kind, 310 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,200 you know, for contrast. 311 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,700 Oh, yeah, that's... that's a good idea. 312 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,200 You know, a... a Great Dane might be effective. 313 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,800 - You really think so? - Mm-hmm... 314 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,300 but you should be using Danke and the puppies for models. 315 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,900 They're a little too small for that yet, dear. 316 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,500 Well, you haven't noticed 317 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,400 how fast they're growing. 318 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,000 Come on, girls. 319 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,100 Well, how about that? They're out of the basket. 320 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,000 And Brutus... 321 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,699 Well, will you look at him, huh? 322 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,300 Hey, look at the way he's... 323 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,600 ...he's growing. 324 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,600 Kind of like a weed, huh? 325 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,600 Or like a Great Dane. 326 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,900 Now, just hang on a minute... 327 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,200 Just hold on there, now, for a minute, Fran. 328 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,500 I can explain everything. 329 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,900 Like you've been explaining for the last couple of weeks? 330 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,800 "There's nothing wrong. He's not different. 331 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,199 It's just that he was born later." 332 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,200 - I didn't say that. You did. - Well, what do you say now? 333 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,999 You still gonna tell me that's a dachshund? 334 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,099 I didn't say that, Fran. 335 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,100 Not once did I say that was a dachshund. 336 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,199 No, no. 337 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,600 You were sneaky about it. You took advantage of me, Mark. 338 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,800 I never thought you could be that deceitful and sneaky. 339 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:56,900 Oh, now, come on. 340 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,700 You could have come out like a man 341 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,600 and told me you were gonna bring that dog home 342 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,800 instead of hiding it, 343 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,300 smuggling it in with the puppies, Mark. 344 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,000 Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky! 345 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,700 Okay, okay! I'm sneaky, but... 346 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:11,099 Mark, I really never thought that you could do something... 347 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,500 that... sneaky! 348 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,700 Well, If you'll give me just a minute, I'll tell you. 349 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,800 - I don't believe you. - You haven't heard me yet! 350 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,600 Well, I'm never gonna believe you again. 351 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,000 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Well, for goodness sakes. 352 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:23,000 I'll fix it. 353 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,900 Fran... Fran, if I hadn't... 354 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,600 Come here, little fella. 355 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,500 If I hadn't brought this poor little puppy home, 356 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,000 he would have starved. 357 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,900 - Starved? - That's right. 358 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,700 Came from a big litter, couldn't get enough to eat, 359 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,000 and... and, Fran, his own mother pushed him away. 360 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,500 - No! - That's right. 361 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,599 Oh, poor Brutus. 362 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,999 Oh... 363 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,200 When Danke had her pups, well, she had too much milk, so, uh, 364 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,999 Dr. Pruitt asked if she couldn't wet-nurse him 365 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,400 till he was weaned, that's all. 366 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,800 I tell you, I... I just didn't have the heart to refuse, 367 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,400 I really didn't, and I'm sure you wouldn't have, either. 368 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,900 Oh, of course not. 369 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,200 Oh, poor Brutus, 370 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:10,000 I'm sorry for all the nasty things I said. 371 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,499 Then you agree I did the right thing, hmm? 372 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,099 Oh, Mark, don't you think I have any heart at all? 373 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:17,999 I'm sorry, darling, I should have known. 374 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,700 Then we can keep him, huh? 375 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,500 Certainly not. He's been weaned. 376 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,500 He and Doc Pruitt will get along just fine now, sweet baby. 377 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,499 Come on, Danke! 378 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,800 Come on, girls. 379 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,600 He's a fine little fella, Doc. 380 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,000 Hope you find a good home for him, huh? 381 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,800 - Hey, Doc? - Hmm? 382 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,700 His name's Brutus. 383 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,699 Brutus. 384 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,400 Yeah. 385 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,399 - Mark? - Uh-huh? 386 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,800 Here's your lunch. 387 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:22,900 Oh, okay, just, uh, set her down there. 388 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,200 - How's it going? - Terrible, terrible... 389 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,400 haven't had a decent idea all morning. 390 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,300 Working, working away... nothing happening. 391 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,400 Four weeks and you're still angry, hmm? 392 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,200 Angry about what? 393 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,499 Brutus. 394 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,900 That is ridiculous! 395 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,800 You see? You see? You are angry. 396 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,700 Fran, I'm not a child, you know. 397 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,900 I mean, when I say I'm not angry, I'm not angry. 398 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,600 You forgot the cream. 399 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,299 Do you know how you have been acting lately, hmm? 400 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,899 So cold and distant. 401 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,800 You hardly ever talk to me, you never smile. 402 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,999 That bad, huh? 403 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Worse. 404 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,599 - I am a heel. - Mmm... 405 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,300 I apologize. 406 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,800 And I don't have any more problems about dogs. 407 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:15,800 Mmm... 408 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,400 - Okay? - Okay. 409 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,100 Mmm... mmm... 410 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,000 To make it official, we are gonna spruce up tonight. 411 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,099 We're gonna go out on the town, we're gonna see a show, 412 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:29,700 gonna have dinner, put our glad rags on. 413 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,100 Well, I, uh, I have a class tonight. 414 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,499 Mmm, a class in what? 415 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,699 In grooming. 416 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,700 Are you kidding? You look beautiful. 417 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,300 Uh, for dachshunds. 418 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,499 Dachshunds?! 419 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,000 Well, we could celebrate tomorrow. 420 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,600 You know, tomorrow is your birthday. 421 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,199 That's really something to celeb... 422 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,100 You're angry again, right? Huh? 423 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,500 No. 424 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:56,200 No, I'm not angry. See, I'm smiling. 425 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,700 Okay, tomorrow it is. 426 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,300 But right now, why don't you get out of here, 427 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,500 let me eat my lunch, and get some work done, hmm? 428 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,500 Fran, I brought the car around front! 429 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,500 Hey, what's going on? It's darn near 6: 15. 430 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,500 A birthday calls for champagne. 431 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,600 That's very nice of you, dear, but we don't have time. 432 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,100 They won't hold our table past 7:00. 433 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,999 Oh, we have plenty of time... 434 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,800 all evening... because we're staying home. 435 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:48,800 We're what? 436 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,700 I thought we'd have a private party of our own. 437 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,600 Yeah, but, honey, what about the reservations? 438 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,200 And I got tickets for the Philharmonic. 439 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,300 Oh, Mark, it'll be so much nicer here... 440 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,800 just us, so cozy. 441 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:01,400 Oh... 442 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:04,299 On second thought, that's not a very bad idea. 443 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:07,000 I thought you might say that. 444 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,900 To you, my dear. 445 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,699 Besides, we couldn't possibly celebrate 446 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,300 without the dachsies. 447 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,100 Oh, Mark! 448 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,700 Mark, are you all right? 449 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,400 Without the what?! 450 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,800 Well, Danke and the girls. 451 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:25,000 After all, Mark, it is a family affair, 452 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,100 and they are family. 453 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,700 They're dogs, honey! 454 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,100 - Mark, you know what I mean. - No, I don't. 455 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,000 - Look, it's my birthday, right? - Right. 456 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,800 That makes me king for the day, right? 457 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,900 Means I can do whatever I want to do, right?! 458 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,100 - Right. - All right! 459 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,500 I don't want to do anything with the dachsies. 460 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,800 Oh, Mark, now, I planned such a wonderful evening. 461 00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:42,800 Don't spoil it. 462 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,700 You come over here, Mark, and you sit down. 463 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,300 You just relax, and... and you drink your champagne. 464 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,400 I'll be right back. 465 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,600 Come on, girl. 466 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,000 Hurry, now. 467 00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,700 Come on. 468 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,200 Hurry! 469 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,200 That's it! 470 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,900 Come on, Danke. 471 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,600 You're holding up the party. 472 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,899 Happy birthday to you 473 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:45,499 Happy birthday to you 474 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,000 Happy birthday, dear Mark 475 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,900 Happy birthday to you 476 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,299 - Mmm. - All right, girls. 477 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,600 Come on, now, line up. Go on. 478 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,600 Will you blow out your candle? 479 00:25:58,700 --> 00:25:59,700 Mmm. 480 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,300 There, now your wish will come true. 481 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,100 Now you can open your presents. 482 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:14,300 Here, this one's from Wilhelmina. 483 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,399 Wilhelmina, well... 484 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,400 I wonder what could be in this necktie box. 485 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,999 Well, imagine that... a necktie. 486 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,200 She picked it out herself. 487 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:23,800 Well, uh, my favorite colors. 488 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,700 Goes with anything, doesn't it? 489 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,299 Uh, and this is from Heidi. 490 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:29,500 From Heidi. 491 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,200 A soup spoon? 492 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,299 It's a pipe. 493 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,399 Oh. 494 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,900 Here we go. 495 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,700 It's the latest kind. 496 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,100 Yeah... you should have told Heidi... 497 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,200 I stopped smoking two months ago. 498 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:49,300 Oh, I... I forgot. 499 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,700 Well, uh, this is from Chloe. 500 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,200 From Chloe, mm-hmm. 501 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,100 Well, let's see what we have here. 502 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,499 Just what I always wanted... a box. 503 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,300 Well, open it! 504 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,199 Oh, that's the wrong tune. 505 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,800 Uh, the one in the store played "The Blue Danube." 506 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,500 Well... 507 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,600 this is from Danke. 508 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,100 From Danke? Well... 509 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,200 You like it? 510 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,300 I have no idea. 511 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,000 Well, don't you know what that is? 512 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,199 Should I? 513 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,300 Well, Danke didn't know what to buy you, 514 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,800 so she took her favorite bone and had it bronzed. 515 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:41,800 Well, Mark, you could use it for a paperweight. 516 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:45,200 A bronzed bone? 517 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,100 Well, don't you think that's a cute idea? 518 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,900 Fran... 519 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,500 there comes a time in every man's life 520 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,500 when he has got to stand up and be counted, 521 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,800 and my time is right now. 522 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,300 Mark, if you're gonna count, count to ten. 523 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,300 I'm only gonna say this once, Fran. 524 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,500 I have had it with those walking wieners! 525 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:09,900 I have had it! 526 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,500 I was willing to put up with Danke. 527 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,500 "Danke this, Danke that. 528 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,600 Danke wins a two-cent piece of ribbon." 529 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,400 You'd think it was a Nobel Prize. 530 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,200 But I refuse to go through the same routine 531 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,299 with those pups. I refuse to... 532 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,200 I refuse to let them run my life. 533 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,200 I will not have it anymore, Fran. 534 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,400 Keep them out of my way, 535 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,900 or they're really gonna wind up sausages. 536 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,400 And thank you for a very happy birthday. 537 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:35,900 Now, just one minute! 538 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,800 Just one minute, Mark Garrison! 539 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:42,100 You are the most selfish, thoughtless, inconsiderate... 540 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,200 I'm selfish?! 541 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,300 ...ungrateful man I have ever met! 542 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,600 That is the most ridiculous accusation that... 543 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,700 Will you get your whatever-it-ls off my bed? 544 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,899 I want to relax! 545 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:55,299 That just happens to be my birthday present to you, 546 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,500 and you can just move it yourself! 547 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,700 Well, thank you very much... for... for... 548 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:02,900 What in... 549 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,099 Brutus! 550 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:06,999 Fella... 551 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,699 What... 552 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:11,100 He... look at your hands! 553 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,499 Man, have you grown! 554 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,000 Good... 555 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,700 Oh, boy. 556 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,500 I, um... 557 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,500 ...don't know how you put up with me. 558 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,899 I'm so blind. 559 00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:43,699 And selfish! 560 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,100 - That's right, yes. - And nasty! 561 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,800 Mm-hmm. 562 00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:50,299 And mean. 563 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:53,400 And I just know I'm gonna hate myself. 564 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:13,900 Come on, Danke, we'll try on your sweater. 565 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,299 Oh, Brutus, now, you know better than that. 566 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,700 Go back where you belong. Go on. Go on. 567 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,100 Danke, come! 568 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,399 Come on. 569 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,800 That's my girl. Try on your sweater. 570 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:30,600 Yes, let's see if it fits, huh? 571 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:32,300 You'll be the prettiest girl on the whole block. 572 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,699 - Fran! - Hmm? 573 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:36,000 Burp a baby for me, will you? 574 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,000 What? 575 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:38,600 Burp a baby. I need it for a sketch. 576 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,200 Are the hands this way or that way? 577 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:41,699 I don't know. I don't know, Mark. 578 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,099 Well, here, show me with Danke. 579 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,899 - Oh, Mark, come on. - No, it'll just take a minute. 580 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:47,100 Stand up, here. Stand up. Pat her. 581 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,199 There, that's the way. 582 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,699 Gesundheit. 583 00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:51,700 Yeah, that... that's, uh... 584 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,300 Hey, come out and pose for me, would you? 585 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,100 - It'll just take a second. - Oh, Mark, come on! 586 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,400 - I have to finish that sweater. - Just come out to the studio. 587 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,200 Oh, Brutus! 588 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,400 Mark, look what he's done. 589 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,300 Now, wait a minute... how do you know he did it? 590 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,399 You're not gonna blame it on those little angels, Mark. 591 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,500 Just look at them. 592 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,400 You can tell they had nothing to do with it. 593 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,500 One dog couldn't possibly have done all of this. 594 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,700 No, not normally one dog... 595 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,400 Besides, there's no real harm done, honey. 596 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,300 It's just a little yarn, that's all. 597 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,700 Just relax, now. I can pick it all up... 598 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,200 if I can find where it begins. 599 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,200 Mark! 600 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,600 Uh, Look out! 601 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,500 Mark, don't move! 602 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,299 Aah! 603 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:38,500 Mark! Aah! 604 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,600 Just... a little yarn. 605 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,300 One, two, three, smile! 606 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,400 Oh, that is beautiful. 607 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,200 Hold still. 608 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:54,800 Hold still, Brutus. 609 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,700 Ready? One, two... 610 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,800 What happened, you silly, huh? 611 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,800 Watch out. Watch out. 612 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:05,100 Oh, watch out. 613 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,600 - Come on, Danke, you look silly. - All right, all right. 614 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,700 Chloe, stay, stay. You're gonna slip. Watch it. 615 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,700 Everybody, smile. 616 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,000 - Ready? Now... - Get over here. 617 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:13,200 - Take a break, huh? - One... 618 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:15,499 - Wait a minute. Okay. ...two... 619 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,300 Take it easy. 620 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,300 Oh, Brutus! 621 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,100 Mark, will you look what he's done? 622 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,099 Yeah, well, he just wants to play with them. 623 00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:24,800 Oh, he always wants to play with them. 624 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,100 He won't leave them alone for a minute. 625 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,200 Do you think he really believes he's their brother? 626 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,500 Well, I hope not. 627 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,700 Would you get that, honey? I want to finish this roll. 628 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,200 Mmm, yeah, yeah. 629 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:41,800 Come on, girls, come on. 630 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,300 Come on. 631 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:47,900 Morning. 632 00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:51,699 Well, good morning, Mr. Garrison. 633 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,800 You remember me. 634 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:56,500 Um... oh, oh, yeah. 635 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,600 $ 110 worth, in fact. 636 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,900 Yeah, you sure piled them up that morning, didn't you? 637 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,100 Yeah, I certainly did. 638 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,500 - You know something? - What? 639 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,600 So far, nobody in the department yet 640 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:08,000 has written that many violations in one day. 641 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,800 - Is that a fact? - I hold a record. 642 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,499 I'm certainly happy I could help you out there. 643 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:15,300 Is there something I can do for you, Officer, uh... 644 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,600 - Carmody. - Carmody. 645 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,599 - But it's, uh, Sergeant now. - Sergeant? 646 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,500 I'm not just on highway patrol anymore. 647 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,199 - No? - I'm on special detail. 648 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,999 - Uh-huh. - Now, have you noticed 649 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,699 any suspicious-looking characters around here lately? 650 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,199 Have you had any problems at night? 651 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,300 Uh, no, no. Why? 652 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,199 Well, there's been a lot of petty theft going on 653 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,300 in this neighborhood. 654 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,599 It looks like it's the work of one man. 655 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,000 We call him the "cat burglar." 656 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,300 You're supposed to say, 657 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,900 "Who in the world would want to steal a cat?" 658 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 - I am? - Well, everybody does. 659 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:47,899 Oh! 660 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:50,500 Oh, well, I guess my sense of humor's not what it should be. 661 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,699 But anyway, this fellow sneaks in, 662 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,800 grabs the first thing he can lay his hands on, 663 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,000 and sneaks right out again. 664 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:57,500 So you keep your eyes wide open. 665 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,000 Oh, I certainly will, yes, yes. 666 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:01,199 Uh, thank you for the warning, Offic... uh, Sergeant. 667 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,700 And it's been nice talking to you. 668 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,200 Yeah, it's been nice, uh... it's good to see you. 669 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,700 Give my regards to the missus. 670 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,400 Yes, yes. 671 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:13,100 And the family. 672 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,100 Arf! 673 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,800 "And the family." Ha! 674 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,600 Come on, now, Chloe, up you go. 675 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:28,500 Come on, that's my girl, yes. 676 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,099 Everybody, look at me now. 677 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,400 Don't move, Brutus, 678 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,800 or you'll distract them. 679 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,399 Who was that, dear? 680 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,899 It was the police. 681 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,700 They're looking for a cat burglar. 682 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,399 Isn't that silly? 683 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,800 Who'd steal a cat? 684 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,200 Hey... 685 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,800 You know who that was out there? 686 00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,900 Do you remember the cop on the motorcycle 687 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,600 that escorted us to the hospital? 688 00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:50,999 Oh, that nice patrolman... Finnegan. 689 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,599 Yeah... no, no, Carmody, and he's a sergeant now. 690 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,300 Made sergeant on my money. 691 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,500 Every time I think about that morning, I... 692 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,700 Brutus, no! 693 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,700 Oh, no... 694 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,500 Hey, what are you hitting me for?! 695 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,400 It took me 15 minutes to get them in that pose. 696 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:08,999 Now look what he's done. 697 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,499 Well, honey, it... it's just an old wheelbarrow. 698 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,599 Well, then you clean it up. 699 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,300 Come on, Danke, we'll go make lunch. 700 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,800 Come on, baby. Oh. That's my girl. 701 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,200 Hey, Fran! Look at this! 702 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:24,200 He's learned to... learned to fetch already! 703 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,800 Oh, marvelous, just marvelous. 704 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,499 Good boy. Let me have it now. 705 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,900 Let go of it, let go. 706 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Let go, Brutus. 707 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,100 Let go. 708 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,600 Let... let go of the wheel. 709 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,900 Brutus, let go of the wheel. 710 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:38,999 Let go... 711 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,900 Aah! Aah! Aaah! 712 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:50,300 Well, now, maybe you could stand a few improvements. 713 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:01,900 What happened? 714 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,900 Nothing. I just sat down in the lily pond, that's all. 715 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,400 I'm gonna change clothes. 716 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,600 Honestly, Mark, you're getting to be as clumsy as Brutus. 717 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,100 Mark! 718 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,900 Oh! 719 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:04,700 Well! Now are you satisfied, hmm? 720 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,300 Mark, are you satisfied? 721 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,300 Or are you gonna try and blame this on the dachsies, too? 722 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,900 - Why not? We always do. - Fran... 723 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,800 Of course, the fact that the little innocent things 724 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:13,799 are nowhere in sight shouldn't make any difference. 725 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,600 They must be responsible. They always are. 726 00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:20,600 And poor, poor persecuted Brutus is blameless. 727 00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:23,700 Of course, the fact that he has paint all over him 728 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,100 and paintings stuck on his feet 729 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,699 is merely circumstantial evidence. 730 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:29,600 - That doesn't prove anything. - Fran, will you shut up? 731 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,400 Oh, I'm sorry... 732 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,999 Fran, I... 733 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,600 I'm very sorry. 734 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:38,900 That's all right, Mark. 735 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,299 I excuse your rudeness 736 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:43,400 on the grounds that you are justifiably overwrought. 737 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,200 You needn't apologize. 738 00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:51,600 But if you ever say "shut up" to me again, Mark Garrison, 739 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:55,500 neither I nor the girls will ever speak to you again. 740 00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,500 Oh, boy. 741 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:04,200 Oh... boy. 742 00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:12,199 $20 to scrape studio floor, 743 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,600 $23 to replace two broken windows. 744 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,400 $ 12 to repair easel. 745 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:22,200 What should I put down for one month's work ruined? 746 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:24,700 Fran, it was my work, and it was my studio. 747 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,999 All right, Mark. 748 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:32,100 Last week, it cost me $ 18 to repair my couch slipcovers 749 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,000 and $92 to replace my mother's broken vase. 750 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:39,600 Fran, Brutus is still a puppy at heart. 751 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:42,300 I know that, Mark. That is what worries me. 752 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,000 His career is just beginning. 753 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,600 - Well... - Now, Mark... 754 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,300 that dog is too destructive. 755 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,100 He has got to go. 756 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,600 No, he isn't! For... shut up! 757 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000 The puppy, shut up. Uh, Brutus. Uh... 758 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,300 Look, Fran... 759 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,500 Brutus, will you be quiet?! 760 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,200 You hear me, Brutus? Be quiet! 761 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,000 Oh, don't waste your breath, Mark. 762 00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,800 He's as stubborn as you are. 763 00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:12,800 Well, I'll... put him out in the garage. 764 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:14,499 What did I do with that flashlight? 765 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:17,000 Come on! 766 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:18,999 Come on, come on! 767 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,699 Yes! Oh, here's my girls. 768 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:23,300 All right, everybody on the end of the bed. 769 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,900 Come on, it's time to go to sleep. Go on. 770 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,200 Go on, at the end of the bed. 771 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:27,900 Oh, now, don't be silly. Come on. 772 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,300 There you are. Oh, stop it, girls. 773 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,000 No, girls, don't do that. 774 00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:33,900 Oh, just calm down, now. 775 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,799 Brutus, no! 776 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,500 Aah! Ooh! 777 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:44,000 Oh! 778 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:47,199 - Oh! - Come here, Brutus. 779 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,800 Come here. Come here, now. 780 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:51,400 Honey, are you okay? 781 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:56,400 One new bed... $200! 782 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,600 All right, I... I give up. 783 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:02,099 He goes back to Doc first thing in the morning. 784 00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:04,100 Come on, Brutus. 785 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,700 Oh! 786 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,800 Oh! 787 00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:19,400 Wait a minute, now. 788 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,800 Hold it, Brutus. 789 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:27,300 Why couldn't you have been good for something? 790 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,000 Anything? 791 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,300 Now, go on in there, fella. Lie down. 792 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,400 This'll give you plenty of air. 793 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,300 Be quiet. 794 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:40,800 Hush! 795 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,500 Hush up, Brutus! 796 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,100 Oh, great, beautiful, beautiful. 797 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,300 The end of a perfect day. 798 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,200 Easy, boy. Easy, boy. Shh! 799 00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:55,700 Shh! Lie down. 800 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,800 Nice doggy. Nice doggy. 801 00:46:57,900 --> 00:46:59,500 You have the wrong man, the wrong man. 802 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,899 I'm a policeman. Shh! 803 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:02,999 Aaah! 804 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,599 Aah, hold it. Hold it right there. 805 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,900 Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. 806 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,100 Puppy, puppy, puppy. 807 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,200 Puppy, puppy, puppy. 808 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,600 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh. 809 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:19,700 Nice doggy. 810 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,400 Oh! 811 00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:29,400 Oh! 812 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,900 Aah! 813 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,100 Get away! 814 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,600 Mark, don't fight it. 815 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,099 Mr. Garrison! 816 00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:15,500 Mr. Garrison! 817 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,099 Get away! Go on! 818 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:18,600 Mr. Garrison! 819 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,800 Mr. Garrison! 820 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,600 Wake up! 821 00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:28,299 It's me... Sergeant Carmody! 822 00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:29,500 Go on! Get away! 823 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,599 Go on, get away! 824 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,299 Mr. Garrison! 825 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:36,200 Calling Sergeant Carmody, 826 00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,799 Car 23. 827 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:42,299 Calling Sergeant Carmody, Car 23, Signal 15... 828 00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:45,799 investigate disturbance on Bowling Green Drive... 829 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,299 dog barking. 830 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,400 Repeat... investigate disturbance 831 00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:52,699 on Bowling Green Drive... dog barking. 832 00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:53,900 That is all. 833 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,300 I wish that paper would show up just once on time! 834 00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:29,999 Brutus! 835 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,400 Mr. Gar... 836 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:32,700 Mr. Garrison. 837 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,300 Mr. Garrison. 838 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,000 Up here! 839 00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:38,700 Sergeant Carmody. 840 00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:42,800 What are you doing up there? 841 00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:46,900 Your dog chased me. 842 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,800 Hush! Come here. 843 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:50,000 What? 844 00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:52,600 - Dog won't let me down. - I can't understand you. 845 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:55,800 I... I... I can't talk. 846 00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:57,999 Hey, you haven't been up there all night, have you? 847 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,200 Yeah. 848 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:00,900 What in the world for? 849 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,400 Your dog chased me. 850 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,700 Oh, you mean Brutus chased... 851 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:10,699 How about that? 852 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:13,200 Now, look, would you take him away and let me down? 853 00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:15,500 Hey, you know, I bet he... 854 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,100 I bet he thought you were the cat burglar. 855 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,500 - Fran! - No. Wait. Would you please... 856 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,100 No, no, just a minute, Sergeant. 857 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,300 I want to prove something to my wife first. Fran! 858 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,900 Mark, what's wrong? 859 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,699 Hey, come here a minute. I want to show you something. 860 00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:30,499 Will you just let me down? 861 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,100 Uh, Fran, you remember Sergeant Carmody. 862 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,700 He escorted us to the hospital. 863 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:38,100 Lady, will you talk to him? Will you please talk to him? 864 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,999 Well, I don't know what this is all about. 865 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,400 I wanted you to see Brutus. 866 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,800 He chased him up that tree. What do you think of that? 867 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,600 What do you think I think, Mark? That's a police officer. 868 00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:48,500 Now, how would Brutus know the difference? 869 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,099 It's just a prowler to him. 870 00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:52,499 He could've been that burglar they're chasing around town. 871 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,300 He defended us! He protected our property! 872 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,700 All right, Mark, but still... 873 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,600 Don't you see how important he is to us, how valuable? 874 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:02,200 If we keep him around here, no burglar would come within miles. 875 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:04,200 All right, Mark, you've made your point. 876 00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:05,499 We can discuss it later. 877 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,800 In the meantime, will you please let the officer 878 00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:09,100 down from the tree? 879 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,999 Yeah, okay. 880 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,500 Just wanted you to see, that's all. 881 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,999 Oh, uh, come on down, Sergeant. 882 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,700 Dog... the dog. 883 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:19,899 Oh. 884 00:51:19,900 --> 00:51:22,700 Good boy, Brutus. Good boy. Go on back to the house now. 885 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,800 Go on. Go on. 886 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,200 Okay, Sergeant, it's safe now. 887 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,400 Here, let me help. 888 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,500 Whoa. 889 00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:39,800 I don't need any help. 890 00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:41,300 Oh, well, let me give you a hand to the car. 891 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,200 No, no, no, do... don't bother, Mr. Garrison. 892 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:45,299 - Would you like some breakfast? - I'm not hungry. 893 00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:47,200 - How about a cup of coffee? - I'm not thirsty. 894 00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:48,699 Want an aspirin, glass of water? 895 00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:50,500 Look, all I want to do is get out of here. 896 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,000 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 897 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,700 Uh, drop in again anytime, Sergeant. 898 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,000 Yeah. 899 00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:03,700 So long now. 900 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,300 This is Sergeant Carmody in... 901 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:25,500 This is Sergeant... 902 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,400 Sergeant Carmody in Car... 903 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,200 No, no, no. 904 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:50,300 Oh, Mr. Toyama. 905 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,000 Good morning, Mrs. Garrison. 906 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:53,100 Um, well, you're early. 907 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,699 I wasn't expecting you until later. 908 00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:56,699 - There is much to be done. - Oh. 909 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,200 I bring Kenji... 910 00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:01,200 newly imported, number-one nephew. 911 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:03,399 Oh, uh, would you mind starting in the back? 912 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,199 We haven't finished breakfast yet. 913 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,300 As you wish. 914 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,200 Dogs? 915 00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:12,300 Uh, they're very friendly. 916 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,500 Well, they won't bother you. 917 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,400 Quiet, girls! 918 00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:28,600 - Who was that? - Toyama. 919 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:29,800 So early? 920 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:32,199 Ah, there is much to be done. 921 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,800 He's got to get the decorations 922 00:54:33,900 --> 00:54:36,300 and the food and the tables set up by 6:00. 923 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,299 What is this Oriental bacchanal costing us, anyway? 924 00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:42,500 Mark, we haven't entertained in six months. 925 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,000 We owe everybody. 926 00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:46,099 Yes, I did make my hair appointment. 927 00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:48,300 Yes, I did pick my dress up at the cleaners. 928 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,900 That evasive answer means it's costing a bundle, right? 929 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,700 Wrong. We're getting a package deal... 930 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,600 food, decorations, everything for one reasonable price. 931 00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:57,900 Yes, I ordered the guest towels for the bathroom. 932 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,300 No, I did not speak to Mark first thing this morning. 933 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,000 Sure you did. I said, "Did you sleep well?" 934 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:03,600 And you said, "Make your own breakfast." 935 00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:05,399 About Brutus. 936 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,100 Mark, you've got to get rid of that dog. 937 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,500 Now, wait just a minute, Fran. Now, let's not start that again. 938 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,300 Brutus is my dog, and I am... 939 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,100 I mean for today, Mark, so he won't be underfoot. 940 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,400 I mean, it's difficult enough to prepare a lawn party 941 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:19,100 for 60 people without that 4-legged demolition squad 942 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,700 running around in the middle of it. 943 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,200 Demolition squad? 944 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:25,800 Now, what about that, uh, wrecking crew of yours, huh? 945 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,700 Mark Garrison, how can you compare 946 00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:30,400 those dear, sweet, little angels 947 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,300 with that big, clumsy ox? 948 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:34,900 Okay. 949 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,399 All right, Fran, I'll, uh... 950 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,099 take him for a walk, all right? 951 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,499 You'll do no such thing. I need you here to help me. 952 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:42,700 Just tie him up. 953 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,400 What am I gonna do, Fran? 954 00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:46,500 I thought Toyama's taking care of everything. 955 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,500 Well, Mark, you know something always goes wrong 956 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,000 at the last minute, and I want you here just in case. 957 00:55:51,100 --> 00:55:52,500 In case of what, for example? 958 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,399 Rion! Rion! 959 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,300 In case of that, for example. 960 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,900 Aah! Rion! 961 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,800 Rion? 962 00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:06,200 Mark, look! 963 00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:08,400 Brutus! 964 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,999 - Brutus! - Brutus, Brutus, come here. 965 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000 Come here, fella. Come on. 966 00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,900 Mr. Toyama, are you all right? 967 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,400 Take away rion! 968 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:16,900 That's not a lion! That's a dog. 969 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,200 You call that dog? 970 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:24,000 Mr. Toy... Mr. Toyama! 971 00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,900 Well, you can't just lie there. 972 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,999 Only way to fool wild beast. 973 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,600 Oh, Brutus, boy. 974 00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:31,699 Oh, Mark, will you take him away 975 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:33,699 and tie him up somewhere? 976 00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:36,600 Oh, for Pete's sake, he wasn't gonna hurt anybody. 977 00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:37,700 Rook out... rion! 978 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,300 How is everything, Mr. Toyama? 979 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,000 Nobody eat kombu. 980 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:25,300 Kombu? 981 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,500 Stuffed seaweed. 982 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,399 Oh, well, uh, I'm... 983 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,400 I'm sure everybody will. 984 00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:34,699 Well, good evening, Mrs. Garrison. 985 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,300 Oh, hello, Dr. Pruitt. 986 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,100 Well, I've been waiting for a chance 987 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,900 to pay my respects to the hostess. 988 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,400 Nice of you to ask me. 989 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,699 Oh, you don't think we'd forget the family vet, do you? 990 00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:45,600 Well, I'd hope not. How are the dogs? 991 00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,300 Oh, just adorable, especially Chloe. 992 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,300 You know, I think she's got the makings of a champion. 993 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,800 Well, there's the man who could tell you for sure. 994 00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:53,999 And so I said to her, 995 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,400 "Madam, I'm judging your dogs, not you." 996 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:58,700 Uh, Mel Chadwick? 997 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,800 He's an expert on dachsies. Or didn't you know? 998 00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:03,700 Well, I did know that he was judging 999 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,600 the Fairview Dog Show next month. 1000 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:08,300 Ah. Chloe is entered, I suppose. 1001 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,300 Oh, Dr. Pruitt, you don't think that I arranged this whole party 1002 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,100 just to get on his good side, do you? 1003 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,400 Oh, no, no, no, never entered my mind. 1004 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,000 Well, I did. 1005 00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:18,799 It's wicked of me, huh? 1006 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,000 No, no, not a bit. 1007 00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:22,200 Why don't you bring Chloe out here and show her to him? 1008 00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:23,899 Oh, no, I couldn't. 1009 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:25,099 But you will. 1010 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,500 Of course I will. Will you excuse me? 1011 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,500 Yeah, I will... and good luck. 1012 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,000 Oh, my. 1013 00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:33,299 Kombu? 1014 00:58:33,300 --> 00:58:35,000 Eh, kombu? 1015 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:37,400 Well, I don't think, uh... 1016 00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:44,000 Come on, Chloe. Come on. 1017 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:46,700 You girls stay. Stay. Stay. 1018 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,000 All right, Chloe, you go. Go on. 1019 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,900 Of course, so few of us have the ability to... 1020 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,799 - Recognize such a... - Excuse me. Excuse me. 1021 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:57,999 ...quality. 1022 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,499 Chloe, bad girl. What did you do? 1023 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,800 Hey, I thought we agreed to keep the animal life out of here. 1024 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,300 Oh, well, it was an accident, dear. 1025 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,600 She just kind of got out. 1026 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:08,499 Oh, uh, would you put those chairs over there, 1027 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,800 and could you get me two more for the hors d'oeuvre table? 1028 00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:13,399 Oh, that's a cute... yes. 1029 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,100 Well, well, well, what have we here? 1030 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,099 Your dog, Mrs. Garrison? 1031 00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:19,500 Yes. This is Chloe. 1032 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,700 A fine-looking animal. Uh, may I? 1033 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,600 Oh, of course. 1034 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,800 Better sit down, Harry. Remember New Year's Eve. 1035 00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:37,100 Nobody'll let me forget. 1036 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,499 Good back line. 1037 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:41,000 Ear set... good. Fine head. 1038 00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:42,399 You intend to show her? 1039 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:43,999 Well, I... I was thinking about it, 1040 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,699 if you think she's good enough. 1041 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:47,100 There's one way to find out. 1042 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,400 Why don't you put her in the Fairview show next month? 1043 00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:52,200 Chloe! Chloe! 1044 00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:54,800 No, no, no, Mrs. Garrison, let her go. 1045 00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:57,100 Dachsies love to be around people. 1046 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,200 Oh, but I know some people 1047 00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,800 who don't love to be around dachsies. 1048 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:01,200 Oh, nonsense! 1049 01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:12,799 Uh, my sentiments exactly, Mr. Toyama. 1050 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,200 Dog not belong here. 1051 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:16,799 That's right. You hear that, Chloe? 1052 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:17,900 Now, go on. Beat it. 1053 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,000 Hi, Mark. 1054 01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:22,900 Well, hello, Doc. How are you? 1055 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,300 Hey, it looks like your wife has her wish... 1056 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,700 a real champion. 1057 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,199 Uh-huh. A real pain sometimes, I'll tell you that. 1058 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,500 Go on, Chloe. Beat it. Go on. 1059 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,199 Well, of course, I can see where your sympathies lie. 1060 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,299 How is Brutus? 1061 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:37,500 He's getting along just great. Would you like to see him? 1062 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,900 I sure would. 1063 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,599 Brutus deserves something out of this party. 1064 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,100 - Come on. - All right. 1065 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,400 Yes, sir, Mark, he is beautiful. 1066 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,900 Of course, I could see that when he was a pup. 1067 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,099 The best Dane I ever bred, I think. 1068 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,099 Yeah. 1069 01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:05,300 And is your wife getting used to having him around now? 1070 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,199 Doc, let's say she's adjusted to it. 1071 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,700 The dachshunds are her pets... 1072 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,900 especially that little ol'Chloe. 1073 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,100 She's really got the bug. 1074 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,900 She's not gonna be happy till she wins a blue ribbon. 1075 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 Well, what about you? 1076 01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:19,000 Did you ever think of trying for one yourself? 1077 01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:22,099 A... you mean with Brutus? 1078 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,400 He's a fine dog. 1079 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:25,000 Oh, Doc, that's what he's gonna stay, too... 1080 01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:26,800 just plain doggy. 1081 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:28,099 I don't want any spoiled 1082 01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:30,000 and pampered show horse on my hands. 1083 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:31,300 Chloe? 1084 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:32,899 Chloe? 1085 01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:35,000 Mark, what are you doing here? 1086 01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:36,600 Oh, just showing Brutus to Dr. Pruitt. 1087 01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:38,099 Is Chloe still wandering around? 1088 01:01:38,100 --> 01:01:40,800 I thought you were gonna put the little wiener back in the house. 1089 01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:41,800 Oh, she's not doing any harm. 1090 01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:43,599 You know, she probably found someplace to hide 1091 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:44,800 where she could watch the fun. 1092 01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:47,200 You know, we should be getting back to the guests, huh? 1093 01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:48,599 Okay. Let's go, Doc. 1094 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,600 See you later, boy. 1095 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,500 So long, Brutus. 1096 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,599 - Excuse me. - Mark? 1097 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:19,899 - What? - Where are you going? 1098 01:02:19,900 --> 01:02:21,700 Oh, I'm just wondering what was bothering Brutus. 1099 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,100 There's nothing wrong with Brutus. 1100 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:24,399 Now, he's perfectly all right, 1101 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,500 and will you please pay attention to our guests? 1102 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,500 Mr. Chadwick, I don't believe you've met my husband. 1103 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,800 - Hello. - Oh, Chloe's father. 1104 01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:09,400 How do you do, Mr. Garrison? 1105 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,300 Eat something, Harry. 1106 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,800 "Eat something, Harry." 1107 01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:21,500 Nobody ever says, "Drink something, Harry." 1108 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:44,800 Ah, you cute, little rascal. 1109 01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:46,400 Mavis! 1110 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,500 Mavis, come here. I want to show you something. 1111 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,500 Come on, I want to show you the cutest thing. 1112 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,500 There's a tiny, little dog in there eating a bone. 1113 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:56,500 Harry. 1114 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,900 No, honest. You can see for yourself. 1115 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,600 Just look in the pagoda. 1116 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:03,799 Aaaah! 1117 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:04,900 - Aaaah! - What's that? 1118 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,100 Rion! 1119 01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,500 Rion! 1120 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,100 Rion! 1121 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:20,200 Rion?! 1122 01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:22,400 - Lion? - Oh, it can't be. He's tied up. 1123 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,100 Rion! 1124 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,800 Rion! Rion! 1125 01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:27,000 Where is he? Where is he? 1126 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,000 Aaah! 1127 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,000 - Aaah! - Brutus! 1128 01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:39,600 Aaah! 1129 01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:41,700 Brutus! Come here! 1130 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,000 Brutus! 1131 01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:44,900 - Oh! - Aaaah! 1132 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,200 Oh, Mark! Oh! 1133 01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,600 Oh, don't stand there! Do something! 1134 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:00,900 Stop him! 1135 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,600 Brutus! Come here, Brutus! 1136 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:03,800 Come here! 1137 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:05,900 Brutus! 1138 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,600 Brutus! 1139 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,300 Excuse... me. 1140 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,100 Aaah! Aaah! 1141 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,600 Aaah! 1142 01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:25,900 - Aaah! Aaah! - Aaah! 1143 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,700 Oh, Mark! 1144 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:41,400 Aaaah! 1145 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,800 Aaah! 1146 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:47,699 Whoa, boy! Whoa, boy! 1147 01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:49,399 Whoa! 1148 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,599 - Brutus, stop! - Oh, stop him! 1149 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,900 Aaaah! 1150 01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:57,700 Brutus! 1151 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,800 What a dog. 1152 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:11,900 What's the matter with you, Garrison? 1153 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,300 Can't you control your dog? 1154 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:14,899 Well... Brutus! 1155 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:16,500 - Hold it! - Aaah! 1156 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,699 Come on, stop! 1157 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,400 Brutus, come here! 1158 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,700 - Mark! - I'm trying! 1159 01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:29,900 Brutus?! Here, boy! Here, boy! 1160 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,100 Mr. Chadwick! 1161 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,000 Mr. Chadwick, just grab my hand! 1162 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:38,700 Mrs. Ga... 1163 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,100 Ugh! Aaah! 1164 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:07,900 Fran! 1165 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,699 Fran, you okay, honey? 1166 01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:11,900 Oh... Mark! 1167 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,900 Now, here we go. 1168 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,899 Ugh! Mark! 1169 01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:18,000 Fran, I... I really am sorry about this. 1170 01:07:18,100 --> 01:07:19,500 I... 1171 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:21,500 - Mark! - I really am, honey. 1172 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,800 - Mark! - Fran? 1173 01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:24,100 - Mark! - Fran! 1174 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,800 I wish you hadn't done that, Brutus. 1175 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,500 Oh, Brutus... 1176 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,899 Knock it off, will you?! 1177 01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:02,199 Stay! 1178 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:04,500 Now, knock it off, Brutus. 1179 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,500 That goes for all of you. 1180 01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,199 Who was that? 1181 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,400 Where? 1182 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,299 On the telephone. 1183 01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:43,700 Toyama. 1184 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,700 Oh. 1185 01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:50,300 When is he coming to clean up? 1186 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,700 He isn't. 1187 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,600 - Oh. - Neither is Kenji. 1188 01:08:55,700 --> 01:08:58,600 In fact, the entire Japanese-American community 1189 01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:01,800 has declared our house a disaster area. 1190 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,700 Well, when is he coming for his junk? 1191 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,100 It is now our junk. 1192 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,599 What? 1193 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:15,400 $325 worth of Japanese lanterns, 1194 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:17,800 broken hibachis, and papier-mâché pagodas. 1195 01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:20,400 That, in addition to what we'll undoubtedly have to pay 1196 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:22,600 for ruined clothes, medication, 1197 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,299 and the shattered nerves of all our ex-friends and neighbors. 1198 01:09:25,300 --> 01:09:26,299 Yeah, okay. 1199 01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:28,099 The telephone has not stopped ringing. 1200 01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:30,199 Mel Chadwick is on the verge of pneumonia, 1201 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,099 Jane Felton had a nervous breakdown, 1202 01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:34,099 and the drugstore has run out of vaporizers. 1203 01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:36,600 Yeah, okay. All right. 1204 01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:38,400 Mark. 1205 01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:40,000 Mark, I think you should know 1206 01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:42,600 that I called Dr. Pruitt this morning. 1207 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,000 To tell him what? 1208 01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:48,799 To tell him that you will be returning Brutus this afternoon. 1209 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,000 Returning Brutus?! 1210 01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:53,700 My mind is made up. That dog turned vicious. 1211 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,300 - He goes or else. - Or else what? 1212 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,900 Listen here, he was absolutely blameless 1213 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,300 for what happened last night, Fran! 1214 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,000 Oh-ho-ho, blameless?! 1215 01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:04,700 Brutus is a kind, lovable, intelligent animal! 1216 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,300 Ah, shut up, you idiot. 1217 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:10,200 Now, listen, Fran, 1218 01:10:10,300 --> 01:10:13,100 let's sit down and calmly and coolly discuss this thing! 1219 01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:43,100 Ah, good morning, Brutus. Up kind of early, ain't you? 1220 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:47,000 Oh, now, did you make this mess? 1221 01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:50,700 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 1222 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,800 You shouldn't eat this stuff. It ain't good for you. 1223 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:09,200 Looks like it was quite a party. 1224 01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:22,800 Hey, what did you do... 1225 01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:24,800 lose a bone in there or something? 1226 01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:27,600 Come on, get down. There's nothing for you in there. 1227 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,700 Attaboy. 1228 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,399 Sorry, pal. 1229 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,300 Whatever it is you wanted is gone now. 1230 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:05,200 Come on! This is no time for games. 1231 01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:10,499 Hey, what's... what's the matter with you? 1232 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,500 It's me... Eddie. 1233 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,099 Say... 1234 01:12:16,100 --> 01:12:18,100 What's the matter... you sick or something? 1235 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,300 Knock it off. 1236 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,000 Mr. Garrison! 1237 01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:24,300 Take it easy, now, will you? Mr. Garrison! 1238 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,300 - Eddie, what's wrong? - Call off your dog. 1239 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,199 - He's gone crazy or something! - Brutus, get back. 1240 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:29,600 - Mark! - Please, ma'am, do something! 1241 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:31,199 - Mark! - All I did was empty the trash. 1242 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,899 - What's the matter? - Brutus attacked Eddie. 1243 01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:34,300 Attacked Eddie? Come here, Brutus! 1244 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,899 - He went loony! - Do something! 1245 01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:37,600 Brutus, what's the matter with you, huh? 1246 01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:39,300 - What's the matter? - What is it, Mark? 1247 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,000 Look, Mr. Garrison, you're nice people, 1248 01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:42,500 but I don't have to take this. 1249 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:43,999 - That's enough. - I'm very sorry, Eddie. 1250 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,800 I'm sure there must be some reason for it. 1251 01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:48,800 Brutus, come here. 1252 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:51,100 - Mark, do you hear something? - What's the matter, boy? 1253 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,800 Where's Chloe? Eddie, did you see Chloe? 1254 01:12:53,900 --> 01:12:54,899 No, ma'am, I didn't. 1255 01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:56,500 Chloe? Chloe? 1256 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:57,800 Hey, you don't suppose... 1257 01:12:57,900 --> 01:12:59,500 Hey, hold Brutus, Eddie. Hold him. 1258 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,100 Mark, be careful. 1259 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:05,100 - Mark! - Aaah! 1260 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,299 Mark! 1261 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,600 Mark, be careful! 1262 01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:08,999 Aaah! 1263 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,400 Mark! 1264 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:13,600 Is she in there, Mark? 1265 01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:15,400 I don't know. 1266 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,499 - Oh, poor Chloe. - Look at her. 1267 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:22,600 She's okay. 1268 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:28,699 She's all right, Fran. 1269 01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:30,300 Oh, look at her! 1270 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,999 Oh, my poor baby! 1271 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,700 Hey, you know something... 1272 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,200 I'll bet you that's why Brutus wouldn't let me in the truck. 1273 01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:39,000 He knew that little pooch was in there. 1274 01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:41,100 It kind of looks that way, doesn't it? 1275 01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:42,400 Poor Brutus. 1276 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:45,000 I bet your silly father forgot to give you breakfast. 1277 01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:47,200 Come on, I'll give you a couple of eggs. 1278 01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:03,000 Oh, boy. 1279 01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:06,300 Oh, excuse me. 1280 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:07,900 Okay, take five. 1281 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,100 Ahh. 1282 01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:13,899 - Come on, girls. - Come on. 1283 01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:15,800 Come on. Come on. 1284 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:19,399 Ooh, ooh, there's my beautiful Chloe, yes. 1285 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,700 Yes, what's the matter... 1286 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,400 you want your picture painted, too, huh? 1287 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:24,500 Is that what it is? 1288 01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:27,700 Oh, will you get off, you big... 1289 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,099 Fran, he just wants his share. 1290 01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:32,199 Come here, Brutus. Come, boy. 1291 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,999 Come here. Ah, whoa! 1292 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,200 Mark, he has got to learn that he is not a lapdog. 1293 01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:38,999 Now, we're not gonna have any peace in this house 1294 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,700 till he realizes he is not a dachshund. 1295 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:44,000 Well, I don't think that he thinks that... that... 1296 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,100 You know, Fran, you could be right. 1297 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,000 Go on, girls. Go on. 1298 01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:56,300 Go on. Go on. 1299 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:58,800 Scatter. Scatter. 1300 01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:00,199 What have you got there? 1301 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:01,399 It's the dog book. 1302 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,699 I'm gonna show Brutus who he is. 1303 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,000 Oh, Mark! 1304 01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:07,100 Well, it's our fault. We never told him. 1305 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,000 You pay attention to this, Brutus. 1306 01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:10,400 This is important. 1307 01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:14,000 Brutus, now, you look here. 1308 01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:16,500 Look... this is a dachshund. 1309 01:15:18,100 --> 01:15:19,899 See that? 1310 01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:22,200 They're dachshunds. 1311 01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:25,300 You're not a dachshund, and you never will be. 1312 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,000 No, no, no. 1313 01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:28,100 Dachshund... pooey. 1314 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,600 Oh, really? Now, let's not get so carried away. 1315 01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,100 Play along with this a minute, will you? 1316 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,300 Now, stick with me, Brutus. Stay with me, boy, huh? 1317 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,500 Now... 1318 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,999 Ahh... 1319 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,099 Now, here's what you are, Brutus... 1320 01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:43,800 ...a Great Dane. 1321 01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:46,100 A Great Dane. 1322 01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:48,799 Dachshunds... no. 1323 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,400 Danes... yes. 1324 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:54,500 You are a Great Dane. 1325 01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:00,400 Look at that. 1326 01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:02,600 You see that? 1327 01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:04,800 That's all there was to it. He just had to be shown. 1328 01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:07,799 How about that? 1329 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,799 You know, he took one look at that picture, one look, 1330 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,100 and I could tell that he... 1331 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:13,200 Uh, Mark... 1332 01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:21,600 . . That he still thinks he's a dachshund. 1333 01:16:21,700 --> 01:16:23,900 Aw. 1334 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:27,600 "Dachshund... phooey. Great Dane... yes." 1335 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:29,700 Poor Mark. 1336 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:30,900 Aw. 1337 01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:36,499 Heel, boy. 1338 01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:38,499 Brutus, heel! 1339 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,999 Look, fella, when I tell you to heel, you heel. 1340 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,200 Heel. 1341 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:47,300 Well, who's leading who? 1342 01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:49,300 Hi, Doc. 1343 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,800 - Hi, Brutus. - Heel, Brutus. Heel. 1344 01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:54,399 Hey, what's the diagnosis on Chloe? 1345 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:55,699 Chloe has a rash. 1346 01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:57,600 A rash. Well, well, well. 1347 01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,600 Your wife was sure it was scarlet fever, 1348 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:01,200 but it's just a minor skin irritation. 1349 01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:02,300 No problem. 1350 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,600 Yeah, that dog show's got her tied up in knots. 1351 01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:07,100 I hope she's gonna make it through the next six days. 1352 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,400 Hope I do. 1353 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:11,800 All right, Brutus... stay. 1354 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,300 How about that, huh? Want a drink, Doc? 1355 01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:16,799 Uh, no, thank you. No, thank you. 1356 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,500 Brutus, let me have a look at you. 1357 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:22,600 I tell you... you're absolutely marvelous. 1358 01:17:22,700 --> 01:17:24,699 You've kept him in fine shape, Mark. 1359 01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:28,000 Trying to teach him obedience is keeping me in shape. 1360 01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:30,799 Fine lines, nice, square head... 1361 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,200 He's grown up just the way I figured. 1362 01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:34,700 Make a fine show dog. 1363 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:35,999 Oh, come on, Doc. 1364 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,300 No, no, I mean it. 1365 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:39,400 I'd like to work with him if you let me. 1366 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:40,400 No, no, no. 1367 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:42,200 Teach him ring manners, stance, huh? 1368 01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:45,300 No, one in the family's enough. In fact, it's too much. 1369 01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:49,099 All I want him to do is learn how to walk around on this leash 1370 01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:50,700 without jerking my arm out of the socket. 1371 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,199 Hey, stick around a minute, will you? 1372 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,999 I want you to see if I'm doing anything wrong. 1373 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,200 Okay. 1374 01:17:55,300 --> 01:17:57,500 All right, Brutus... heel. 1375 01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:01,300 How about that, huh? 1376 01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:05,199 Doc! Uh, Doc Pruitt! 1377 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:09,099 Oh, Doc Pruitt, do you think I could take Chloe for a walk? 1378 01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:10,200 Why, of course. 1379 01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:11,600 Well, you know, that irritation... 1380 01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:13,200 I was wondering... it could be an allergy. 1381 01:18:13,300 --> 01:18:14,600 Maybe it's something around here. 1382 01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:17,400 I assure you, Mrs. Garrison, it's nothing serious. 1383 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,999 Heel now. Heel. 1384 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,300 Whoa, whoa, whoa, sit down. 1385 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:22,600 Now, come on, Brutus, sit. 1386 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:25,400 Mark... what in the world are you doing? 1387 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:27,300 Well, I'm training him. 1388 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,000 Sit down. Sit down. 1389 01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:31,100 Oh, really? 1390 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,700 What do you mean, "Oh, really?" 1391 01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:37,400 Well, it's just that Brutus is... 1392 01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:39,400 well, really, uh... 1393 01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:42,900 Fran, you know, when you say "really" in that tone of voice, 1394 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,100 you usually really mean something by it. 1395 01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:48,300 Oh, Mark, don't be so sensitive. 1396 01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:50,399 It's just that Brutus is a sweet, clumsy ox, 1397 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,400 and I don't think you should expect too much from him, 1398 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,600 that's all. 1399 01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:55,500 Come on, Chloe. 1400 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,200 Heel. 1401 01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:14,599 I'll be seeing you. 1402 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,200 Doc... 1403 01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:22,799 You got a deal. Get him ready for that show. 1404 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,299 Oh, hold on, Mark. 1405 01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:26,400 Now, that show is only six days away. 1406 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,300 Now, wait a minute... it was your idea, you know. 1407 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:29,799 You said he was good enough. 1408 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,299 Yeah, I know, but, uh... 1409 01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:33,400 What about that blue ribbon you've been talking about? 1410 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:35,400 No, no, no. It's impossible, impossible. 1411 01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:36,800 Then you'll do it? 1412 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:38,100 Of course I will. 1413 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:39,100 All right. 1414 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:42,900 Now, one thing, Doc... don't tell my wife, hmm? 1415 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,799 Mark, under these conditions, I wouldn't tell anybody. 1416 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:48,700 I wouldn't even tell my mother. 1417 01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:50,800 Have a good night's sleep, Brutus. 1418 01:19:54,900 --> 01:19:57,100 Brutus, all right, Brutus, you understand? 1419 01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:58,999 Wait. Wait a minute. All right, now... 1420 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,000 Now, remember, you hold the leash in one hand. 1421 01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:02,000 Yeah. 1422 01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:05,300 The important thing is that you are in control of the dog. 1423 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,300 Right. 1424 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,100 Now, let's try it now. Nice and easy, huh? 1425 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,200 Okay. Brutus, heel. 1426 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:19,100 Hold him. Hold him. 1427 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:20,800 Hold him. Hold him now. 1428 01:20:20,900 --> 01:20:22,499 Nice and easy, huh? 1429 01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:23,600 Mark, if you... 1430 01:20:23,700 --> 01:20:26,600 Keep control of the dog at all times. 1431 01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:27,800 You can do it. 1432 01:20:57,300 --> 01:20:58,700 Stay. 1433 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,799 Well, what do you think, Doc? 1434 01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:12,300 I don't know. I don't know. 1435 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,100 He's not consistent. 1436 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:17,700 There should be a proud look to him, a Dane look. 1437 01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:22,100 Sometimes he's fine, and then he seems to lose his character. 1438 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,699 Well, that's the old dachsie influence. 1439 01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:25,099 He still thinks he's one of them. 1440 01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:26,300 Oh? 1441 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:28,800 And so all we've got to do now is to figure out a way 1442 01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:30,500 to persuade him that he's a Great Dane. 1443 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:32,000 That's right, Doc. That's right. 1444 01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:33,500 By tomorrow. 1445 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,899 Keep him still, will you, Mark? 1446 01:22:02,900 --> 01:22:04,100 Yeah, okay, Doc. 1447 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:06,100 Hey, are you sure Fran's not gonna come in here? 1448 01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:07,100 No. 1449 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,600 The dachsies are benched clear over 1450 01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:09,999 the other side of the building. 1451 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:11,400 Yes, okay. 1452 01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:36,300 Come on, boy. Come on. 1453 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:38,700 Hold still, will you? Doggone it. 1454 01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,500 Now, just relax, boy. 1455 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:42,300 They're dogs, just like you are. 1456 01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:44,800 Well, now, let's see. Let's see. 1457 01:22:44,900 --> 01:22:48,300 Now, you're as ready as you ever will be, Brutus. 1458 01:22:50,900 --> 01:22:52,899 - Doc, down. Quick. - Huh? What? 1459 01:22:52,900 --> 01:22:54,500 - Down! - What? What's the matter? 1460 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:55,599 It's Fran. 1461 01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:57,500 Well, what's she doing over here? 1462 01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,900 - I don't know, but... - She belongs with the hounds. 1463 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:03,000 Oh, thank you. 1464 01:23:14,700 --> 01:23:16,100 Boy, that was close. 1465 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,800 Well, you won't be able to duck her for long. 1466 01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:20,499 Just long enough to win that blue ribbon, Doc... 1467 01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:21,600 that's all I want. 1468 01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:23,800 Great Danes to the ring, please. 1469 01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:25,300 Great Danes to the ring. 1470 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:27,399 Well, here's your chance. 1471 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,800 - Yeah, thanks, Doc. - Good luck. 1472 01:23:29,900 --> 01:23:31,500 Thank you. Head up, boy. 1473 01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:40,300 Oh, here they come. 1474 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,600 Any last words of advice, Doc? 1475 01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:46,300 Nope. You're on your own. Good luck. 1476 01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:51,900 Hi. 1477 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:13,600 Mark. 1478 01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:20,000 Walk your dogs, please. 1479 01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:21,500 Heel. 1480 01:24:22,700 --> 01:24:24,100 Oh, excuse me. 1481 01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:25,600 Nice dog. 1482 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,100 Oh. 1483 01:24:49,900 --> 01:24:53,200 Look, sweetie-kins, those are Great Danes. 1484 01:24:53,300 --> 01:24:54,300 Oh. 1485 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,500 Up! Up! Up! Up! 1486 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:03,100 Up! Up! Up! 1487 01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:06,000 Oh. 1488 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:16,500 Up, Brutus, up. Stand up. 1489 01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:19,500 Come on, fella, stand up. 1490 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:30,400 Just a minute! 1491 01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:33,600 Hold everything! 1492 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:37,299 That dog sick or just tired? 1493 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:38,999 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 1494 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,999 It's, uh... it's stage fright. 1495 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,999 - Stage fright? - Yeah, yeah. 1496 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,400 Yeah. 1497 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:49,999 - Hey, what happened to him? - I don't know. 1498 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,800 Must've got the idea he was a dachsie again. 1499 01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:55,300 Stack your dogs, please. 1500 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:02,400 Head up, boy. Head up. 1501 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:04,400 Mark. Mark. 1502 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:22,800 There's no sense hanging around. I might as well go home now. 1503 01:26:22,900 --> 01:26:24,700 No, no. You've got to stick it out. 1504 01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:29,199 Hey, look at him. 1505 01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:30,800 Doc? 1506 01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:32,600 Well... 1507 01:26:32,700 --> 01:26:35,500 Now, that's what I call a Great Dane. 1508 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,200 Make a deal with you. 1509 01:26:48,100 --> 01:26:49,200 What's that? 1510 01:26:49,300 --> 01:26:51,999 Won't have you thrown out if you tell me how you managed it. 1511 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,499 - Managed what? - Switching dogs. 1512 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:55,800 Swit... well, I didn't! 1513 01:26:55,900 --> 01:26:58,300 Expect me to believe that's the same dog? 1514 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:01,000 Well, it's... little hard for me to believe myself. 1515 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,200 Now, don't worry, Mark. You're doing fine. 1516 01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:12,299 Hey, Doc, this is making me a nervous wreck. 1517 01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:13,900 What got into Brutus, anyway? 1518 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:16,500 Well, he just got a look at that other Dane over there... 1519 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:18,000 that female. 1520 01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:20,400 She's waiting to be judged for best of breed. 1521 01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:22,700 You mean just because he saw her, he... 1522 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,899 Dogs are just like people. 1523 01:27:24,900 --> 01:27:27,999 Takes a female to make a fella want to show off. 1524 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:29,299 Yeah. 1525 01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:31,300 Well, he's sure showing off now, isn't he, Doc? 1526 01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:33,300 All right, that's it. 1527 01:27:41,900 --> 01:27:43,700 You... 1528 01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:45,999 ...and you. 1529 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:46,999 What? 1530 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,999 Walk your dogs again, both of you. 1531 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,700 Oh. Yes, sir. 1532 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:54,100 Heel, Brutus. 1533 01:28:12,300 --> 01:28:14,000 Run your dog! 1534 01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:21,699 Well, of all the... 1535 01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:22,700 Really, uh... 1536 01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,500 I'm so sorry. It slipped. 1537 01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:32,200 That's enough. 1538 01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:38,500 - That's enough! - Yes, sir. 1539 01:28:56,300 --> 01:28:58,700 You sure had me fooled the first time around. 1540 01:29:04,300 --> 01:29:05,700 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 1541 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:07,200 Fine dog. 1542 01:29:07,300 --> 01:29:09,400 - Just wait over there. - Okay. 1543 01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:15,700 Thank you very much. Thank you. 1544 01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:17,600 Good girl. Good girl. 1545 01:29:17,700 --> 01:29:19,000 Whoa, that's my boy! 1546 01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:21,400 I knew it. It was yours all the way. 1547 01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:23,299 Thank you, Doc. He's such a good dog. 1548 01:29:23,300 --> 01:29:25,400 - I'm proud of you, yes. - How about that? 1549 01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:26,900 Listen, take over for me, will you? 1550 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:28,299 Here, hang on to Brutus for me. 1551 01:29:28,300 --> 01:29:29,799 Huh? Why? Where are you going? 1552 01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:32,100 I'm gonna find Fran and wave this under her cute little nose, 1553 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,400 - That's where I'm going. - No, no, you can't leave now. 1554 01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:35,600 Why not? I won, didn't I? 1555 01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:37,300 Only for male Danes, yeah. 1556 01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:39,300 Now he's got to be judged against this female 1557 01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:41,400 for the best of breed, then there's working class... 1558 01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:43,800 I've got what I want. Here, take over for me. 1559 01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:46,299 Uh, Mark! I c... 1560 01:29:46,300 --> 01:29:48,200 You, uh... hold that, will you, please? 1561 01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:49,400 Thanks very much. 1562 01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:54,500 Hey, Fran. 1563 01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:56,300 Mark, you did come. 1564 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,600 - You bet your life I... - Ooh. 1565 01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:00,100 I wouldn't miss this for anything. 1566 01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:01,699 Oh, don't rub it in. 1567 01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:02,699 What? 1568 01:30:02,700 --> 01:30:06,700 Well, you saw... second place, after all I went through. 1569 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:10,600 After all I put you through. 1570 01:30:12,700 --> 01:30:15,900 Hey, I really am sorry, Fran. I really am. 1571 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:19,100 No, Mark, I am... about everything. 1572 01:30:20,100 --> 01:30:21,499 Why don't we go home? 1573 01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:24,000 I don't like public confessions, huh? 1574 01:30:25,700 --> 01:30:27,300 Yeah. 1575 01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:29,100 Let's go home. 1576 01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:30,500 What's that? 1577 01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:31,899 What's what? 1578 01:30:31,900 --> 01:30:33,900 Mark, are you hiding something? 1579 01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:40,500 Well, it's a, uh... I picked it up in there. 1580 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,199 Mark, that's a blue ribbon. They're very valuable. 1581 01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:45,199 You can't just go around picking up blue ribbons. 1582 01:30:45,200 --> 01:30:47,300 - Now, you put it back. - Fran... 1583 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:48,600 Working class... 1584 01:30:48,700 --> 01:30:51,499 best of winners to the ring, please. 1585 01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,700 Best of winners. 1586 01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:56,100 Hey, you don't suppose that... 1587 01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:57,300 Come on. 1588 01:30:57,400 --> 01:30:58,700 - Mark! - No, come on. 1589 01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:03,700 Mark? Mark? Why are you carrying... Mark? 1590 01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:10,499 Brutus? 1591 01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:11,600 Surprised? 1592 01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:13,200 Oh-ho-ho. 1593 01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:21,800 Best of breed. 1594 01:31:21,900 --> 01:31:23,100 Onward and upward, Doc. 1595 01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:24,999 Mark, you never told me! 1596 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:26,600 I'm sorry, honey, it was childish of me, 1597 01:31:26,700 --> 01:31:28,999 When you didn't win, I didn't have the heart to tell you. 1598 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:32,400 Oh, you sweet, wonderful boob, I love you. 1599 01:31:33,300 --> 01:31:35,200 Will you be quiet and watch your brother? 1600 01:31:43,300 --> 01:31:44,799 Ta-da! 1601 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:47,199 You know, Mark... 1602 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:49,999 it's too bad Brutus didn't do better in the working group. 1603 01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:51,700 Look, third place was just fine. 1604 01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:54,199 We got a matched set from the bottom right to the top. 1605 01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:55,200 How does it look, huh? 1606 01:31:55,300 --> 01:31:56,700 Oh, that's perfect. 1607 01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:58,700 Mark, where's the other blue ribbon? 1608 01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:01,199 Oh, I gave it to Doc Pruitt. 1609 01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:03,200 Boy, did he deserve it. 1610 01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:06,400 Honey, I'm sorry it was such a disappointing day for you. 1611 01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:09,300 Oh, don't be silly, Mark. 1612 01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:12,100 At least it's ending better than it began, huh? 1613 01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:13,600 I'll make a deal with you. 1614 01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:16,200 - You will? What? - Mm-hmm. No more dog shows. 1615 01:32:16,300 --> 01:32:17,500 No more dog shows. 1616 01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:19,499 No, okay, no more blue ribbons. 1617 01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:21,100 No more blue ribbons. 1618 01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:22,999 I'll work. You keep house. 1619 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:23,999 Mmm. 1620 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:26,800 Okay, all we'll raise are... 1621 01:32:26,900 --> 01:32:29,800 ordinary, everyday dogs. 1622 01:32:29,900 --> 01:32:32,100 Among other things, hmm? 1623 01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:43,600 Brutus... be quiet, will you? 1624 01:32:43,700 --> 01:32:45,700 Mark, he's dreaming. 1625 01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:47,500 Yeah... 1626 01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:49,700 about that bewitching female in the spotted coat, 1627 01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:51,199 I'll bet you. 1628 01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:53,300 Do you think that's why he really won, Mark, huh? 1629 01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:56,699 You think the female made the difference? 1630 01:32:56,700 --> 01:32:58,399 Honey... 1631 01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:01,400 females always make the difference. 113501