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(thunder crashes)
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♪ ♪
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Now, listen up,
we've got an election to run,
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under the strict supervision of
heavily‐medicated octogenarians.
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I'm gonna need to see
three forms of ID.
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12 if you're a Democrat.
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(cackling)
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Homer, get down here.
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Your vote for president
has never been more important.
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That's today?
Hmm?
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(grunts)
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(scoffs)
So vague.
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You'll get down here this minute
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if you care about
the three things you love most.
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♪ ♪
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Are you picturing the kids?
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Yes, honey mustard.
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(yawns)
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(frantic grunting)
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Hmm, let's see.
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I know who I want for all
the judges and propositions.
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But president‐‐
that's a stumper.
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Can I write in Judge Judy?
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You're hesitating
over president?
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Dad. By all that's decent,
how could you forget
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everything that's happened
the last four years?
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Hmm.
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I don't know. Not sure
what you're talking about.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, that one was just funny.
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Hmm.
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(chuckles)
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That was bad.
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That was worse.
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Someone made that up.
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Yike.
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I got to do something.
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Hmm, hmm, hmm...
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(grunts)
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(spits)
Who you gonna make fun of now,
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late night comics?
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(laughs)
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You slept all day?
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- You didn't vote?
- Hey, how bad could it be?
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You owe me
a new pair of glasses.
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Aah! That's what I get
for voting for Kanye!
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(horn blows)
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♪ ♪
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Uh‐oh.
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♪ ♪
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Bart, have you finished packing
your old toys for charity?
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Almost. I just want a minute
to say goodbye.
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Oh, mm, of course.
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Goodbye.
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♪ You put a dent ♪
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♪ In me ♪
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♪ You soaked my head in pee ♪
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♪ Then you set my feeton fire ♪
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♪ And you threw meunder your front tire ♪
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♪ I'm basically an invalid ♪
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♪ Boy, you are a rotten kid ♪
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♪ I know everything you did ♪
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♪ Yeah, you are a rotten kid ♪
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(whistling)
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♪ You gotno redeeming qualities. ♪
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(Bart humming a tune)
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MARGE: Did you enjoy
saying goodbye to your toys?
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Oh, yeah. I'm a real sweetie.
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Yes, you are.
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- So, as your reward...
- (gasps)
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The new Radioactive Man
action figure!
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With real radioactivity!
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(Geiger counter clicking)
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Oh, thanks, Mom.
"Just keep away from scrotum."
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Uh, Grampa,
where's your scrotum?
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Mm, I think
it's in my other pants.
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Huh.
(humming a tune)
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Finally, a sweet and kind boy
of my own.
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KRUSTY DOLL:
(scoffs) Sweet and kind?
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He's the reason Jack
won't come out of his box.
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JACK (whimpers):
Is he out there?
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Why don't you see for yourself?
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(vocalizes)
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Crank it back! Crank it back!
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(vocalizes)
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Want more proof?
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Meet Over‐Stretched Arm‐Long,
Tickled‐Out Elmeaux,
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and Headless Malibu Stacy.
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Hey, creep.
My eyes are down here.
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(Krusty voice):
Hey, hey, Radioactive Man,
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there's a bomb in that safe
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and you're the only one
who can disarm it.
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(Radioactive Man voice):
Piece of cake.
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Uranium cake.
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HOMER:
Bart, you have to see this.
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They just dumped some mail
on the street
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and there's mail
blowing everywhere.
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(grunts)
Insides melting.
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Decals loosening.
(grunts)
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I will have my rev...
(gargling)
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Homer, always put
a paper towel over...
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It's wine time.
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(moans) His accessories
will go to his widow.
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(cymbals crash)
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His widow was a monkey?
Eh, love is love.
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We've got to fight back.
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(all grumbling)
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When I'm through with him,
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his teeth
will be sold separately.
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Even you hate him,
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gift that was never unwrapped?
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- (rattles)
- Oh. So much anger.
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I always thought
you were just a sweater.
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Hey! Ow! Oh!
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BEN MANKIEWICZ:We now return to
The Swellest Slum,
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the musical romp starring
Debbie Reynolds as Rosie,
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the Puerto Rican seamstress.
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Don't tell me we have to walk
through all the booze bags
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in the Irish district.
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And we won't be showing
that movie anymore.
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Coming up next on TCM, nothing.
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(moans)
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Where am I?
Who are you?
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(grunts)
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My toys.
You're alive?
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Bart Simpson, I'm gonna do
what clowns do best:
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kill.
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Look, guys, I would have
never treated you bad
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if I'd known you had feelings.
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You treat me bad
and you know I have feelings.
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You're in on this, too?
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They've got Puppy Goo Goo!
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They don't "have me."
I ran away, loser.
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Ow! Ooh!
(grunting)
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¡Ay, caramba!
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Whoa, Malibu Stacy?
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That's Dr. Malibu Stacy to you.
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I specialize in...
plastic surgery.
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You kill like a girl.
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(screams)
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Bart? Bart?
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What happened to you?
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(muffled):
I'm Bart Simpson.
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Let's watch
what you want to watch.
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Aah!
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Well, it's pretty
straightforward.
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Bart's bones are Tinkertoys,
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he has a Build‐A‐Bear heart
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and his brain is Pop Rocks
and Silly Putty.
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(chuckles)
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(crying)
How did this happen?
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Don't ask, don't Mattel.
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Bart, son, speak to me.
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I'm Bart Simpson.
I love my mother and father.
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Oh!
We've lost him.
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(both crying)
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- No!
- No.
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♪ ♪
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♪ This is the end of Bart ♪
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♪ He lost his human parts ♪
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♪ Now he's nothingbut a big ol' toy ♪
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♪ Lost his chanceto be a human boy ♪
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♪ He's sweet and kind ♪
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♪ But he's got no mind ♪
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♪ This is the end of Bart ♪
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♪ This is the endof Bart ♪
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♪ Happy trails, Bart. ♪
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‐(snoring) ‐(phone ringing)
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(grunts)
Y'ello?
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MARGE:
Homer, where are you?
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It's Halloween
and we need the candy.
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Who ate all the candy?
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♪ ♪
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Got to get more candy.
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(moans)
Advil?
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Hmm.
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ALL:
Trick or treat.
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Advil?
You know what this means.
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Hey, you kids did say
"trick or treat,"
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so, uh, it's totally legal.
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No candy?
(moans) No candy.
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Aren't you supposed to be
fattening us up?
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I like my children
stringy and tough.
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(whimpers)
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No one's allowed in here!
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Then what are you doing in here?
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You're right.
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(yelling)
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(pants)
Want some more, punk?
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Listen, machine,
there's no evidence
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that you contain any candy
or take any money.
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But desperate times
call for something something.
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(grunting)
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(grunts) The fact that
you won't take my quarter
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proves you have candy.
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(shouts)
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HOMER‐BARBERA:
Hey, Boo Boo,
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let's go steal a picnic meal.
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- Who the heck are you?
- I'm Homer‐Barbera,
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a‐smarter than
the average Homer.
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(laughs)
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(chuckles) You sound just like
an actor named Art Carney.
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Don't tell his estate.
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(both exclaim)
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Oh, I'm ever so sorry.
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Who are you?
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I'm Disney Princess Homer.
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(vocalizes)
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Okay, from now on,
you just sing.
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(caws)
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♪ D'oh. ♪
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Heavens, uh, to Murgatroyd.
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What's Murgatroyd?
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A‐nobody knows.
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(static crackling)
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(whooping)
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Konnichiwa!
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This case is gonna
be like Homer's skull:
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hard to crack
and not much inside.
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Of all the wonders
a multiverse might reveal,
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ours is giving us
multiple Homer Simpsons.
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Six versions
of the local loudmouth
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are terrorizing the town.
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Family‐style buffets
have been emptied of everything
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except salad.
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The bowling alleys
have been overbowled.
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And the library?
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(chuckles): Untouched.
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Then they attended
a hockey game.
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Krusty Burger has had to look
for other sources of meat.
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Hey! What's this new gig
I'm going to?
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Because...
(screaming)
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BROCKMAN:They even starteda doo‐wop group.
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♪ Lollipop, lollipop ♪
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♪ Oh, lolli, lolli‐la ♪
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♪ Lollipop ♪
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(sucking, choking)
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♪ Ba‐dum‐bum‐bum. ♪
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We've got to bring those Homies
here, where they'll be safe.
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How you gonna do that?
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Well, I'll be!
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Which one of you
will give your old dad a hug?
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- Not me.
- Not me.
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Not me.
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Hell no!
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Hmm. I wonder
if this has anything to do
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with that quantum flash
of celestial energy.
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(chiming)
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(soft melody playing)
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Little girl,
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people might understand you
better if you sang.
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♪ Look at this ♪
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♪ A flash in the sky ♪
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Oh, brother.
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♪ Will it open up ♪
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♪ And drop me a guy? ♪
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♪ I want to bewhere the Twinkies are ♪
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Dad!
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♪ Where the fruit pies lie ♪
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♪ And the Ding Dongs do it ♪
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Fine.
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00:12:04,013 --> 00:12:05,750
♪ Dad ♪
264
00:12:05,817 --> 00:12:09,858
♪ You tore a holein the space‐time continuum ♪
265
00:12:09,925 --> 00:12:11,494
(gasps)
266
00:12:11,562 --> 00:12:14,868
♪ Allowing Homersfrom other dimensions ♪
267
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,071
♪ To seep into ♪
268
00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:19,243
♪ Our universe. ♪
269
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,949
Happy Halloween‐o, neighborino.
270
00:12:22,016 --> 00:12:24,020
Eat lead, Ned.
271
00:12:24,087 --> 00:12:26,091
I forgive you!
272
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:31,101
♪ Eat ♪
273
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,908
♪ The bacon. ♪
274
00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:42,132
- (overlapping chatter)
- Megatron.
- Pass the potatoes.
275
00:12:42,156 --> 00:12:45,563
This is so hard,
feeding all of you at once.
276
00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:48,168
Yeah? Try following them all
into the bathroom.
277
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,439
Why, you little...
278
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:56,886
Dad, by Harlan Ellison's law
of circular storytelling,
279
00:12:56,952 --> 00:12:59,558
all of you Homers have
to get back to the nuclear plant
280
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,396
and recreate the energy burst
that brought you here.
281
00:13:02,463 --> 00:13:04,000
- Or what?
- You're gonna die!
282
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,772
Again and again
and again and again.
283
00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:08,709
That doesn't sound so bad.
284
00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:10,412
- And again.
- (yelps)
285
00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:14,788
Quarter. Quarter. Quarter.
286
00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:16,157
Not so fast.
287
00:13:16,224 --> 00:13:19,430
Exit‐a, stage left.
288
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,103
I can't let you
close the portal.
289
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,641
It's the ultimate form
of cheap undocumented labor.
290
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:26,478
Sure, you get a couple of these.
291
00:13:27,814 --> 00:13:28,983
But it's worth it.
292
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,020
You can't stop us,
corpse blossom.
293
00:13:31,087 --> 00:13:33,325
There's one of you
and six of us.
294
00:13:33,391 --> 00:13:36,030
Really?
Would you like to count again?
295
00:13:36,097 --> 00:13:38,335
♪ ♪
296
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:42,243
Burnsiverse versus Homerverse.
297
00:13:42,309 --> 00:13:45,415
And the Smitherverse
to nod and take copious notes.
298
00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:47,486
♪ ♪
299
00:14:05,857 --> 00:14:07,159
Excellent.
300
00:14:07,226 --> 00:14:09,197
Each of you is more evil
than the last.
301
00:14:09,263 --> 00:14:11,802
But I'm still
the richest, right?
302
00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:13,171
In my dimension,
303
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:14,508
you're Smithers' sidekick.
304
00:14:14,575 --> 00:14:16,311
Oh! In that case...
305
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,114
(grunts)
306
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,803
Finally.
I'm with the only Homer
307
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,840
I ever wanted.
308
00:14:30,907 --> 00:14:32,409
Say, sweetheart,
309
00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:34,313
park your lips in this garage.
310
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,552
Mmm...
311
00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:40,158
Heavens to Marge‐atroyd!
312
00:14:40,225 --> 00:14:43,532
Exit‐a, stage right!
313
00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,037
Oh...
314
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,294
♪ Gotta get up,gotta get out, gotta get home ♪
315
00:14:53,318 --> 00:14:54,855
♪ Before the morning comes ♪
316
00:14:54,921 --> 00:14:56,825
♪ What if I'm late,got a big date ♪
317
00:14:56,892 --> 00:15:00,132
♪ Gotta get homebefore the sun comes up. ♪
318
00:15:00,198 --> 00:15:02,069
Dear log, at midnight,
319
00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:04,775
I turn nine,
halfway to adulthood.
320
00:15:04,841 --> 00:15:07,881
(gasps) Am I ready
to put Night Night Moon
321
00:15:07,947 --> 00:15:10,520
in the hand‐me‐down box?
322
00:15:13,693 --> 00:15:16,297
MARGE:
Lisa! We're about to
cut the cake!
323
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:18,602
Come down before your father
steals some icing
324
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:19,604
with his finger!
325
00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:20,573
HOMER:
Too late!
326
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,078
(sighs)
Buck up, former kiddo.
327
00:15:23,144 --> 00:15:26,752
You just have to get through
another disappointing party.
328
00:15:26,819 --> 00:15:27,887
Yay.
329
00:15:27,954 --> 00:15:30,058
(sighs)
330
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,070
Oh...
331
00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:40,145
(sighs)
332
00:15:41,582 --> 00:15:42,884
Worm. Snake.
333
00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:44,921
Cigar. Two‐by‐four.
334
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:46,357
Huh?
335
00:15:46,424 --> 00:15:47,894
Nice party, Lisa.
336
00:15:47,961 --> 00:15:50,933
Didn't realize
the theme was being a loser.
337
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,939
My party is not full of losers.
338
00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:55,977
I can burp magic.
339
00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:57,146
(burps)
340
00:15:57,212 --> 00:15:59,818
(sighs)
Somebody kill me now.
341
00:15:59,885 --> 00:16:02,189
‐(tires screech) ‐Oh!
342
00:16:02,256 --> 00:16:04,460
♪ ♪
343
00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:08,401
(gasps)
Oh, my God! I'm alive!
344
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,971
It must have been a dream.
345
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:12,677
MARGE:
Lisa! We're about to
cut the cake!
346
00:16:12,744 --> 00:16:15,048
Come down before your father
steals some icing
347
00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:16,050
with his finger!
348
00:16:16,117 --> 00:16:17,486
HOMER:
Too late!
349
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:19,891
Worm. Snake.
350
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,396
Cigar. Two‐by‐four.
351
00:16:22,463 --> 00:16:23,331
Huh?
352
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:24,901
Everything's the same.
353
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:26,471
Nice party, Lisa.
354
00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:27,841
Didn't realize the theme was...
355
00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:28,976
Save it, Sherri.
356
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,345
I'm not a loser.
357
00:16:30,412 --> 00:16:32,483
How did she know
what I was gonna say?
358
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:34,988
- Are we that predictable?
- Are we that predictable?
359
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:37,359
(gasps)
I changed what happened.
360
00:16:37,426 --> 00:16:40,833
Which means
I can change my fate.
361
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,604
Sorry, Milhouse.
362
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:43,506
(tires screech)
363
00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:46,110
My inside's full of owies!
364
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,647
Okay, you killed a kid.
365
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:51,622
You better do really well
on the written portion.
366
00:16:51,688 --> 00:16:54,594
(chuckles)
How do you like me now, karma?
367
00:16:54,661 --> 00:16:56,430
We need to talk.
368
00:16:56,497 --> 00:16:58,536
Not now.
I just escaped death.
369
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,105
Oh! It's so exhilarating.
370
00:17:00,171 --> 00:17:03,111
I can grow up
and create a cure for...
371
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,482
♪ ♪
372
00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:08,087
(gasps)
Oh. Back at the same beginning?
373
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:09,423
Okay. Okay.
374
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:10,669
I can solve this,
I can solve this,
375
00:17:10,693 --> 00:17:12,830
I can solve this!
(grunts)
376
00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:14,333
(shouts)
377
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,437
♪ ♪
378
00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:18,609
(gasps)
379
00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:20,378
(quietly):
Okay. To repeat,
380
00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:23,652
I can solve this.
381
00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:29,229
MARGE:
Lisa!
382
00:17:29,296 --> 00:17:30,866
I know! I know!
383
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,870
Dad's gonna steal some icing!
384
00:17:32,937 --> 00:17:33,872
HOMER:
Too late!
385
00:17:33,939 --> 00:17:35,241
Got to talk fast.
386
00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:36,177
We're both caught
in repeating time loops
387
00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:37,446
where we die at the end.
388
00:17:37,513 --> 00:17:39,116
RALPH:
I can burp magic.
389
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,553
Take two steps back, Ralph.
390
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,590
- Okay.
- (tires screech)
391
00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:43,892
(crash)
392
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,630
(burps)
393
00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:46,531
Trust me.
394
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,303
That helps us on so many levels.
395
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:51,875
Hey, maybe we're supposed
to work together
396
00:17:51,942 --> 00:17:52,944
to save each other.
397
00:17:53,011 --> 00:17:54,914
Boo‐yeah!
(grunts)
398
00:17:54,981 --> 00:17:56,952
(buzzing)
399
00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:58,555
(sighs)
I guess that means
400
00:17:58,622 --> 00:18:01,528
I have to throw myself
into the wood chipper?
401
00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:03,398
Okay.
402
00:18:03,464 --> 00:18:04,868
There's other alternatives!
403
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,672
Now you tell me!
404
00:18:06,738 --> 00:18:08,642
♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
405
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:12,049
♪ Gotta get homebefore the morning comes ♪
406
00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:13,986
♪ What if I'm late,got a big date ♪
407
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:17,694
♪ Gotta get homebefore the sun comes up ♪
408
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,430
♪ Up and away, got a big day ♪
409
00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:21,000
♪ Sorry can't stay ♪
410
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,436
♪ I gotta run. ♪
411
00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:24,874
That's what I forgot
to screw in.
412
00:18:25,676 --> 00:18:27,145
I'm glad we don't stay dead,
413
00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:28,916
but this is getting
pretty annoying.
414
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:29,918
We need help.
415
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,153
Yes, we do.
416
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:32,724
And there's one man in town
417
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:35,328
who can help us
with time and eternity.
418
00:18:35,395 --> 00:18:38,000
(organ playing)
419
00:18:38,936 --> 00:18:40,438
Yes, you've come
to the right place.
420
00:18:40,506 --> 00:18:42,175
The temporal loop
is simultaneously
421
00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:45,616
the most ambitious and laziest
of the science fiction tropes.
422
00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:47,385
Now, let me look
at my black mirror.
423
00:18:47,452 --> 00:18:48,622
That's not a reference.
424
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,726
It's just, uh...
It's filthy.
425
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:53,866
Uh‐huh.
So, how do we break the cycle?
426
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,836
I can tell you
what you seek to know,
427
00:18:55,903 --> 00:18:57,205
but my price is...
428
00:18:57,272 --> 00:18:58,407
One breakfast burrito,
429
00:18:58,474 --> 00:18:59,511
all yolk, double bacon.
430
00:18:59,577 --> 00:19:01,046
(gasps)
How did you...
431
00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:03,451
Because this isn't the first
time we've come to you.
432
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,856
We've given you 987 burritos.
433
00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:09,898
Wait, well, let's make it
a round thousand, shall we?
434
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:13,906
All right.
Here you go.
435
00:19:13,972 --> 00:19:17,345
Temporal loops are broken
by being nice in Groundhog Day,
436
00:19:17,412 --> 00:19:19,349
saving the whales
in Star Trek IV,
437
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,855
saying "Orange you glad
I didn't say 'banana'?"
438
00:19:21,922 --> 00:19:23,357
in the knock‐knock joke.
439
00:19:23,424 --> 00:19:25,137
And in the case
of the movie Edge of Tomorrow,
440
00:19:25,161 --> 00:19:27,265
it was stopped
by poor box office.
441
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,836
I suspect Tom Cruise fatigue.
442
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,407
Very... very deadly.
443
00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:33,411
But we've tried all those.
444
00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:35,415
I know this.
You two must each
445
00:19:35,481 --> 00:19:36,518
use your special powers
446
00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:37,585
to help the other,
447
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,258
like Superman and Batman.
448
00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:41,661
Okay. I've got it.
449
00:19:41,728 --> 00:19:43,966
My special power is insight,
450
00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:45,636
and my insight into you is
451
00:19:45,703 --> 00:19:48,007
we need to find
your missing father.
452
00:19:48,074 --> 00:19:51,313
Or we could just kill Gil.
453
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,255
38‐degree angle!
454
00:19:56,725 --> 00:19:57,927
(grunts)
455
00:19:58,729 --> 00:20:00,298
(gasps)
We're alive.
456
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,435
The loop is broken!
457
00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:05,441
So, I guess we go back
to the way things were.
458
00:20:05,509 --> 00:20:07,045
I'll miss you.
459
00:20:07,112 --> 00:20:08,582
Thank you, Nelson.
460
00:20:08,649 --> 00:20:10,686
You helped me be okay
with turning nine.
461
00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,455
Once I get out of this loop,
462
00:20:12,523 --> 00:20:14,761
I have the rest of my life
ahead of me.
463
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,900
And, as usual,
I've learned nothing!
464
00:20:19,236 --> 00:20:20,471
(sighs)
465
00:20:20,539 --> 00:20:23,745
- Mm, mm, mm!
- (grumbles)
466
00:20:23,812 --> 00:20:26,985
Mom, I learned something
really important.
467
00:20:27,052 --> 00:20:28,588
No day is ever perfect,
468
00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:31,628
so just enjoy the day
that you have.
469
00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:34,232
ALL:
Happy birthday, Lisa!
470
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,604
(gasps)
I'm finally nine!
471
00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:39,142
And the universe
is back to normal.
472
00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:43,819
(chuckles) Now I can watch
the food go in and out.
473
00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:31,113
(woman shrieks)
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