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Ahh, the Grand Bazaar
of Istanbird.
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History's firstand finest strip mall.
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[sniffing] Ahh... Mmm...
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Dew I smell adventure?
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Don't mind if I Dew...ey?! Come on!
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Don't let the savory scent
of shish kabob distract ya.
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-[growls]
-It'll be a reward
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after we find the Split Sword
of Swanstantine.
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Swanstantine the Greatwas a warrior-king.
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It's said his mystical sword
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channeled the bearer's
inner strength.
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When he died,
the king ordered the sword
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be divided into three pieces
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and hidden within the very cityhe founded centuries ago.
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Sword, centuries,
shish kabob, got it.
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-To adventure--!
-It's gonna take
more than gusto.
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Yes, it's going to take Verum Fortetudenum.
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-Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Sure. Sure.
-Uh... Uh...
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True strength?According to Finch's journal,
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only those in tunewith their inner strength
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could claim the sword
from "the Heavens,"
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"the Underworld,"
and "Splendor of the Earth."
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I don't know
what that part means.
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The five of us must
work together as a family,
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and what are you two
doing here?
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We were sleeping over,and you said,
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"Everyone in the plane."So we got in the plane.
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Well, do you--
do you like history?
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-Meh.
-It is my life.
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That's the spirit!
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-Best friend road trip!
-[all] Aah!
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[chuckles]
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Hurry now, barines, FOWL
will be after the sword, too.
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They could be lurking...
anywhere!
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-Aah!
-Nice try, Heron!
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Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry,ma'am, you looked like
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this vile villain I know.
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[screaming, grunting]
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Ever the gentleman, McDuck!
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-Whoa!
-Boo!
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-[punch landing]
-[groans]
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Consider your treasure hunt
officially FOWLed up!
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-[all grunt]
-[device beeps]
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Agents, I have
Top Hat distracted.
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Find that sword!
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Oh!
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[all gasp]
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Yah!
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-Aah!
-[all gasp]
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Kids, I'll handle her.Pair off!
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And procure the precious partsbefore FOWL does!
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Should I change out of
my pajamas first, or--?
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-Let's go!
-Aah!
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♪ Life is like
a hurricane ♪
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♪ Here in Duckburg
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♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪
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♪ It's a duck blur
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♪ Might solve a mystery
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♪ Or rewrite history
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♪ DuckTales, whoo-ooh
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♪ Every day
they're out there making ♪
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♪ DuckTales, whoo-ooh
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♪ Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh
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[Webby]
OK, if we wanna find
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the sword piece we're after,
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we can't do anything
to alert FOWL.
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You, sword?
Looking for a sword!
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Looking for a sword here!
Do you have a sword?
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Or we can blindly ask
every person we see.
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According to Finch's journal,
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our piece of the sword
resides in the "Heavens."
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Aw, how am I gonna
get to heaven
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when legends live forever?
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We have to rely
on our inner strengths.
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Keen observation.
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[gasps] Oh, there it is!
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Oh! We could followthat FOWL lady
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and beat her to it.
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[gasps] Agent Dee!
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OK, OK, no problem.We can use those platforms
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to figure out a way
up there first.
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Hear that, tech-head?
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Prepare to getControl-Alt- Dew-leted.
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[gasps] As long as
she doesn't realize we're here.
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Oh, this is a heck of
a predicament.
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[gears whirring, beeping]
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On one hand,
I don't wanna hurt you two,
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but in my other hand,
I have a flash bomb.
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-[bang]
-[Dewey] Uh, Webs?
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[Webby]
Dewey?!
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I-- I can't see anything!
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It's a flash bomb!
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It should wear off
in a few minutes.
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We don't have a few minutes!
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OK, OK.
Inner strength time, baby.
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Just hold my hand, and we can
make it through this.
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Dewey? Dewey!
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[Dewey]
Look up!
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Or, uh, listen up, I guess!
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[grunting]
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[groaning]
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How'd you get up there
so fast?!
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I don't know!
I just Dewey'd it.
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Oh! Stay up there!
I'll get to you... somehow...
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I think there's a step here--
Whoa! Nope.
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Gotta be a step here-- Aah!
OK, nope, whoa, maybe...
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Don't worry.I'll beat her up there
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with the help of my trustynew kitty sidekick, Fluffy.
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[hissing]
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-Your what?!
-[Dewey] You're like
one of those
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-hairless helper cats,
right, Fluffy?
-[snake hissing]
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He said yesssss!
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Oh, man. I'm coming, Dewey!
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-[hissing]
-[grunts]
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You made it! Let's go!
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OK, we got lucky so far,
but without our sight,
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we'll have to use
our other senses.
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Hearing, touch--
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Dewey's tasting his wayto the top!
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But we don't know
what's ahead!
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You could totally...
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[grunts]
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Nailed it!
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...make it through just fine?
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Ohh!
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[both grunting]
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Ohh! Phew...
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You may have bested me before,
McDuck, but not this time!
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Ach, that's what you said
the last four times!
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[both grunting]
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Whoa! [exclaiming, gasping]
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[playful grunting]
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I'm tasting victory!
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[grunting] And splinters.
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Wait, that's it!
Dewey's inner strength
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is his confidence!
I can just follow
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in his brash, bold footsteps!
Which way?
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Just take a huge leap
towards the sound of my voi--
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[screams]
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-I'm OK!
-What was that sound?
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Should I still leaptoward your voice?
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I don't know! Just jump!
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But... what if there'sno platform and I fall?
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Oh. Then don't jump.
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I think I can find
the sword myself.
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-[clattering]
-Sword... sword?
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Sword, sword, sword.
Sword, come on, sword.
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Sword?
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-Whoa!
-Dewey!
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It's OK!
I can't see the danger!
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[ears ringing]
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Whoa! My vision
is coming back!
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I'm gonna die!
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Oh, no. OK. Inner strengths.
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Find another platform,
scan your knowledge
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of Middle Eastern
architecture--
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Oh! Maybe I can echolocate
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using sound waves like a bat!
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Skree! Skree!
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[whimpers, screaming]
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Dewey!
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[screaming continues, grunts]
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Whoa! Your sight's back?
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Nope! I'm just Dewey-ing it!
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Then I'll be your Webb-eyes.
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Cute. Shame you won'tsee this coming.
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-Webby, front kick, now!
-[grunts]
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-[ears ringing]
-Ugh! You fried
my eye circuits!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Oh, heh...
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Whoa!
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[both grunt]
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We totally DeWebby'd it!
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Aw! It looks like
our true inner strength
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-was our friendship!
-[hissing]
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And the friends we made
along the way.
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-Right, Fluffy?
-[hisses]
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[both screaming]
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[Dewey and Webby screaming]
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[both grunting]
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[Host clears throat]
Pardon me,
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but do you have
a reservation?
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Oh, uh, did you-- eh...
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[sighs] I suppose we have
room available on the patio.
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I guess this whoopingwill have to be al fresco!
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OK, so the Cross Guard of the Sword
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is supposed to be in the--
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The Underworld, yes.
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I've procured penniesto pay the ferryman
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to travel the River Styx.Also, I found this axe.
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Whoa, Violet! If I know
a thing or two about legend,
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it's that all this
flowery "Underworld" language
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is just a cover
for a con. Come on!
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[screaming, blubbering]
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What is this place, exactly?
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The Spice-a-torium!
A notorious underworld
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spice exchange known for
the shadiest of dealings.
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-[man growls]
-Mm-hmm...
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This seems extraordinarily and unnecessarily dangerous.
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Maybe for Louie and Violet,
but not for...
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-The Silver-Tongued Serpent.
-[gasps]
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And this is my colleague,
the notorious Violent Saber.
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We're here to speak
to the Spice Baron.
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The Silver-Tongued Serpent?
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Just a little alias
I've been developing.
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The underworld runs on gossip.
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I tell a few lies here,
spread some rumors there,
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and voila, I'm a legend
of the criminal underworld.
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So our survivaldepends on your ability
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to convincea bunch of criminals that you
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are even more dangerousthan them by lying.
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Stick to your strengths.
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But what if you have tolive up to the legends?
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That's a Future Louie problem.
There's the Sword Guard!
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[laughs] What an honor!
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The Serpent, gracing us
with his presence.
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Ah, Cristoph,
old friend, hello!
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Christoph?
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I'm looking to spruce upthe decor in my torture dungeon
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and I heard you werein possession of
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Swanstantine's Sword Guard.
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Oh, dear, Serpent,
you've put me in such a pickle.
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I don't want
to incur your wrath,
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but I also want this man's
50 pounds of gold.
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[toilet flushes]
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All right, Condiment Duke,
or whatever you call yourself,
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John D. Rockerduck
shall have his Guard.
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Eh, what's this hullabaloo?
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FOWL beat us here?
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You had to stopfor that liver kabob.
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I don't have to tell youwhat happened
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to the King of Si-Ham
when he crossed me.
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[all gasp]
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I'm sorry, mein freund,
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but the Silver-Tongued Serpent
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demands the Guard,
and he's not to be displeased.
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[laughs] Silver-Tongued what?
He's a mere child,
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a drooling, blabbering,
buttercup.
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And I'm me, the heir apparent
of the Rockerduck fortune,
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ruthless rustler, and
the greatest land baron
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of the American West.
In America!
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Well, it seems
we will settle this
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the way we settle
all feuds.
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[all]
Spice-Off!
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This will put some featherson your chest.
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[gasps] That's Cobra Zest!
Demon Pepper!
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La Muerte Instantania.
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The Instant Death.Perhaps we should come clean.
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Perhaps we should bail!
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00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:38,246
The first player to drop
a single bead of sweat
252
00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:41,553
loses the game!
Or worse.
253
00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,991
-[grunting]
-[growls]
254
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,168
[gasping]
255
00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,735
[hisses]
256
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:51,302
[groans, belches]
257
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,739
-[coughs lightly]
-Oh, boy.
258
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,958
-[all growl]
-I mean, oh, boy!
259
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,308
[Rockerduck]
Why so nervous, Serpent?
260
00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,702
It's merely a Spice-Off,
a ritualistic duel
261
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,705
known by even the most
unseasoned of criminals.
262
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,752
[chuckles] Unseasoned,
it's a pun, spice pun.
263
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:08,319
Everyone, laugh!
Laugh at my spice pun!
264
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,974
But rumor has it
that the Serpent
265
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:15,500
is the fastest spice shooterin three continents. Am I right?
266
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,024
[gulps]
267
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,286
[slurping, sighs]
268
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,766
[crowd oohs]
269
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:23,291
[slurping] Yes, well,
all of my taste buds
270
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:26,207
were singed off when I was
cryogenically frozen, ha-ha!
271
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,819
Alas, I'll never again enjoy
my beloved deviled eggs.
272
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,607
Aw, come now, the Baby Snake
isn't afraid
273
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,871
of a little paprika, is he?
274
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,829
Heh-heh, yeah,
I once polished off
275
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,788
a batch of Haunted
Ghost Pepper Gumbo
276
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,616
at the Spoonerville
Feisty Fiesta Cook-Off.
277
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,793
Yeah, I got an iron esophagus,
it's pretty cool.
278
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,925
-Look! It's something else
over there!
-[all gasp]
279
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,059
-[sizzles]
-Huh? Why?!
280
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,844
[sighs] Mmm! Goes down
like a glass of goat's milk.
281
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:55,845
-[all gasp]
-Mmm!
282
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,891
[indistinct whispers]
283
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,242
What is the meaning of this?!
284
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,766
Surely the legendary Serpent
is no cheater.
285
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:07,814
Because we all know
what happens to cheaters here.
286
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,774
Wait, cheaters or cheetahs?
287
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:12,775
Both!
288
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:14,777
[whimpers]
289
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,347
Huh?
290
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,090
Ehh... [groaning]
291
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,790
-I can't do it!
-[all gasp]
292
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,052
[whimpering]
293
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,794
-[slurping]
-[all gasping]
294
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,623
-[gulps]
-Because she's going to!
295
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,277
[murmuring]
296
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,583
[gasps] Dry as a bone!
297
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:42,457
Truly, the Serpent
and the Saber are mighty!
298
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,764
-[pounds table]
-Mighty?! They've played you
for bumpkins.
299
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,853
Don't you fools know
who that is? It's Louie Duck!
300
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,942
-[all gasping]
-They're not
notorious criminals!
301
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,813
-They're just kids!
-[all shouting]
302
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:54,121
[gasps] Wait.
You're the Louie Duck?
303
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,818
Um, yeah?
304
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,778
The very Louie Duck
who vanquished the Bombie,
305
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:02,956
overthrew the Pharaoh Toth Rah,and crushed Scrooge McDuck's
306
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,610
greatest enemies
with a single pen stroke!
307
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:09,876
Uh... so says Violet Saberwing,conqueror of the Shadow Realm
308
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,618
and scourge of the dread
sorceress Magica De Spell.
309
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:14,794
[all cheering]
310
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,839
Now you see
why we go by fake names?
311
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,799
Because the truth of usis far more terrifying.
312
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,931
Jahozafat and sarsaparilla!
Of all the times
313
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:26,196
for my bodyguard
to be a baby! Oh! Aah!
314
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,156
We have... a winner! Yah!
315
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,245
[gasps] Don't touch me!
I have money!
316
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,681
Oh, but don't touch that,
either!
317
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,814
Don't touch me
or my money! Aah!
318
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,993
-Try something.
-[whimpering, screaming]
319
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,910
Looks like our true strength
was just the truth!
320
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,215
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah,
321
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,913
but how did you swallowall that spice?
322
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,958
Tibetan focus techniques,
and a membership
323
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,265
to the Spice of the Month Club.
Also, my mouth is on fire.
324
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:54,834
-Excuse me. [gasps]
-[steam whistling]
325
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,880
The Bladeof Swanstantine's Sword
326
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,143
is in Splendor of the Earth.Hmm. I'm gonna need
327
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,580
graphing paper, a compass,color-coded flow charts--
328
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,452
An excuse for when FOWL
beats us to the Blade
329
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,106
because you were staring
at some dumb book?
330
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,848
I know we have to act quickly.Just let me cross reference
331
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,632
Finch's notes
with the city's layouts to--
332
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,329
-[Lena] We're standing
on it, man.
-Huh?
333
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,857
-Ha!
-Of course!
It's in the earth!
334
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,903
The South Arrow
for Swanstantine!
335
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,209
[clears throat]
According to legend,
336
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,864
we must tap into
our true strength
337
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,300
to free the Blade and--
338
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,476
Hammers are strong!
339
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,825
[gasps, stammering]
340
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,522
This is an ancient
historical artifact!
341
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,654
There's a right way to do this
342
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,351
without wrecking everything.
343
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,702
-[grunts]
-[crashes]
344
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,407
[both grunting]
345
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,626
[sighs] See? We did it!
346
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,194
Well, thank you!
That's not the first time
347
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:54,719
I got a nerd to do
my homework! [laughs]
348
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:55,895
Steelbeak?!
349
00:14:56,983 --> 00:15:00,073
-Mmm! Now, gimme!
-[cup crashes]
350
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,204
[magical whoosh]
351
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,120
[gasps, whimpers]
352
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,950
-What is happening?
-Oh, I froze time
353
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,125
and put us in your mindscape.
354
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,910
You can do this?!
Why don't you
355
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,955
use your magic
to get the Blade?
356
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,914
Dude, I had, like, halfa second. How about a simple,
357
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,872
"Thanks for not letting meget pecked to death, Lena"?
358
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,960
This'll give us some time
359
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,179
to figure out howto stop that lug.
360
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,529
Wait. If we're frozenin my mind,
361
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,618
then we haveall the time in the world!
362
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,969
I could analyzeevery possible scenario!
363
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,624
I was thinking, you know,figuring out where to punch him.
364
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,799
Fighting is chaos.
365
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,366
We can't give into the animal within.
366
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,369
We need strategy.
The perfect plan.
367
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,719
We could...run infinite simulations!
368
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,113
-Let's do this!
-[sighs]
369
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,898
-Now, gimme!
-[yelping]
370
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,814
OK, escape is not an option.
371
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,729
[grunts]
372
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,165
Now, gimme!
373
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,950
Now, hold on a second,Mr. Beak.
374
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,952
You want the Blade,I want the Blade.
375
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,389
There's no reason why wecan't come to an understanding.
376
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,607
-Yah!
-[gasps]
377
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,914
-Aah! [grunts]
-[Lena snaps]
378
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,091
Now, why would you wanta Golden Blade when I have this?
379
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,919
A bucket of delicious bolts,
380
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,704
the perfect snacky-poofor a Steelbeak!
381
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,884
-[gulps]
-Yah! Aah!
382
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:13,929
[grunts]
383
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,802
[sobbing] Please, sir, no!
384
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:21,415
Don't hurt me!This Blade is all I have!
385
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,200
And... I... I love you?
386
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,767
-[punch lands]
-[Lena snaps]
387
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,899
Allow me to introduce myself.
388
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:31,512
The name is Mervyn Birdwhistle.Uh, you don't care, do you?
389
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,774
-[punch lands]
-[Lena snaps]
390
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,906
What sword?
391
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,386
[whimpers]
392
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,909
-[punch lands]
-[Lena snaps]
393
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,041
Your trash man?
394
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,651
-[punch lands]
-[Lena snaps]
395
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,740
[child's voice]I'm you as a boy!
396
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:43,872
-[punch lands]
-[grunts]
397
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,918
-[punch lands]
-[Lena snaps]
398
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,877
-[punch lands]
-[Lena snaps]
399
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,618
-[punch lands]
-Ohh!
400
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,490
-[camera snaps]
-Ugh! Nothing is working!
401
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,623
Yeah, dude, there's nothinking around this.
402
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,016
You're gonna haveto face him head-on.
403
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,713
No! I can figure this out!
404
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,889
-[magical whirring]
-Ugh! Think smarter, Huey!
405
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,717
[groans] You can do this! Ugh!
406
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,848
[pounding]
407
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:06,764
Hm, a secret Huey mind-door.
408
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,289
What is "the Duke
of Making a Mess"?
409
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,595
-Nothing!
-[pounds]
410
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,770
No, don't open it!
411
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,472
[growling]
412
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,517
[screaming maniacally]
413
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,307
-[screaming continues]
-[groaning]
414
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,267
Yah! And stay in there!
415
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,835
Huey! That's
your true strength!
416
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,967
You have that
hiding inside you?!
417
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,883
Deep, deep down.Where it belongs.
418
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,103
The Duke of Making a Messis the part of
419
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,062
me that is pure emotion.
420
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,280
Gets in the way of my thinking
421
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,065
and is against everythingI stand for.
422
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,719
Take it from someonewho used to be Magica's shadow.
423
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,113
-[pounding]
-You can't ignore the parts
of yourself you don't like.
424
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,810
Even the parts
you're afraid of.
425
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:53,942
You gotta own them.
426
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,944
But he's pure, chaotic rage.
427
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:59,600
And you are pure,
frustrating order!
428
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,428
Think of all you two
could do together!
429
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,821
If anyone can handle
that thing, it's you. Now, go!
430
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,954
-[pounding]
-[Duke screaming]
431
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:16,660
[sighs]
Remember me as I was.
432
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,184
Ugh.
433
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,756
-Yah! Aah!
-[gasps]
434
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,630
-[grunts]
-Like takin' a sword
from a nerd! [laughs]
435
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:32,981
Oh, man, two sick nerd burns
in one day.
436
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,418
-[steam building]
-Wait. What's this, now?
437
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,942
[screaming maniacally]
438
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,207
-[screaming continues]
-[grunting]
439
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,210
Hey! Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh!
440
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,561
[yelps]
441
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,041
[screaming]
Aah! I can't control him!
442
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:53,132
Yes, you can!
Because he is you!
443
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,264
Channel your inner strength!
444
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,009
[Huey] The Junior Woodchuck
Guidebook...
445
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,925
[overlapping Huey voices
blending]
446
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,804
[Huey whispers]
Verum Fortetudenum.
447
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,159
-[gasps]
-[bird screeches]
448
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,160
[grunts]
449
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,251
[grunting]
450
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,471
[yelping]
451
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:33,476
I'll be holding on to this.
452
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,477
[yelps]
453
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,957
The kid's an animal!
454
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:41,484
That was... the most beautifulbutt-kicking I've ever seen.
455
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,747
[whimpers]I'll cherish this day.
456
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,315
[both grunting]
457
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:52,974
-[Scrooge] Ha-ha!
-[grunting]
458
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:53,888
I've got her covered!
459
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,238
Lads, lasses, where are ya?
460
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,674
We got the Handle!
461
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,241
We got the Guard!
462
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,808
And we got the Blade!
463
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:04,464
Ahh, I knew you could foilthose feculent FOWL agents!
464
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,596
I beg to differ.
465
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,426
Your Bazaar adventureis over.
466
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,993
Get it? "Bazaar"?
467
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:15,431
Ho-ho-ho, man!I gotta try standup!
468
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:18,260
Quiet! My patience is up.
469
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,783
Hand over the Sword Pieces.
470
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,264
Come on, man!
Duke it up again!
471
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,832
[groans, sighs] Can't.
472
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,704
Too weak.
Need... to recharge.
473
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,926
Do as she says, kids.
474
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,679
What should we do?
475
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,898
Nothing. Just wait.
476
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:52,033
Finally! The Sword
of Swanstantine!
477
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:55,123
[laughing]
478
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,255
-[gasps]
-Huh?
479
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,778
-[rattling]
-Huh?
480
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,868
Oh! [grunting]
481
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,304
What the--?
482
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,001
The Split Swordcould only be claimed
483
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,482
by those possessed
of inner strength.
484
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:09,572
Heron's all surface.You used your inner strength...
485
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,924
-and you kids are mine!
-[all gasp]
486
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,579
Did you want to resume
this fight?
487
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,190
Um... Bail!
488
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,932
[all gasping, screaming]
489
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,978
You'll be hearing
from my lawyer!
490
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,936
After he thaws!
491
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,635
[all cheering]
492
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,332
Well done, kids.
493
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,812
But now that we
have the sword,
494
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:35,032
it is our solemn duty
to use it wisely.
495
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,866
Here ya go!
Everyone, take one!
496
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:44,999
[yelps]
497
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,350
Huzzah!
498
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,743
[kids]
Huzzah!
499
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Do you think
he washed the sword
500
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before he cut the meat?
501
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[phone beeping]
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Mr. Director,
mission accomplished.
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00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,623
We got what we came here for.
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