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No touching.
No touching. No touching.
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- Morning, Patient. I'm Dr. Rob ...
- Aah!
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Sensory processing
disorder ... SPD.
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Human skin on human skin
feels like fire.
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- Fascinating.
- Any other sensitivities?
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- Sensitive to light.
- Truth Paste comin' in.
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- Say "ahhh."
- Ahhh.
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What is that?
That is delicious.
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Both: Truth Paste.
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- May I have more?
- Sure.
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- That's weird.
- I wouldn't go too heavy with that.
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- Mmm.
- When's the last time you were touched?
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- College.
- Where?
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- Boobs. Hands. Jimmy Stevenston.
- Mm.
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- Have you every been in love?
- Love? No.
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- I've never even been on a date.
- Oh.
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I hit a Golden Retriever
with my dad's car...
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I faked my own kidnapping when
I was an exchange student...
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Nobody caught me.
Ransom money. Host family.
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- You've never been on a date?
- SPD is ruining my life.
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I don't want to be alone anymore.
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Well, you've come to the right place.
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You'll never be alone here.
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[Music]
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[Door opens]
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- Uh...
- What's the plan, Doctor?
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The patient says
she's never been on a date.
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- Why don't we send her on one?
- A date?
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She can't shake someone's hand.
That's impossible.
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No, impossible in the real world...
not in her subconscious.
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66 can overcome her fear
of human touch
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and gain some valuable life
experience by going on a date...
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in her dreams.
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Dream date.
Brilliant.
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Who's so desperate, lonely,
and pathetic
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that at a moment's notice
they jump into a stranger's
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- subconscious for a first date?
- Yes!
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[Clattering]
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Oh. Sure. 88.
Yeah, this'll definitely work.
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2x12 - Can't Touch This
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Thank you so much
for doing this, Doctor.
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Oh. Right.
It's all part of the job...
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as a doctor.
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[Clears throat]
[Music]
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Ahmed.
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This is gonna be very helpful
for you, Patient 66.
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[Machine whirring]
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This is not gonna
be helpful for her, Doctor.
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- I am terrible at dates.
- 88, the situation is ideal.
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- The situation is unideal.
- 88 can't even get it up.
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I, on the other hand,
have no such problem.
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- T.E.R.R.Y.
- I am so nervous for you, 88.
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Why would you even be concerned?
You're in her subconscious, 88.
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It's gonna be
a great confidence builder.
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Ahmed.
Have her home early.
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You're gonna have fun.
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I'm definitely staying for this.
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Doctor, as I've confessed
to you in the past,
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um, my knowledge
of romantic encounters
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may be insufficient for this session.
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If I may, what can
one expect on a date?
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A date is a social event where
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two people repeatedly lie
to each other to procure a mate.
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It's fun... and sad.
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I'm gonna have to do more
research on the subject.
66
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- Thank you.
- Every day is an opportunity.
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This is gonna be good.
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Yeah, if by good you mean
"painfully embarrassing,"
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then, yeah,
it should be really good.
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- I brought popcorn.
- Thank you, Ahmed.
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[Laughs]
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[Music]
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Oh. This is an excellent start.
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The presence of Northern Lights
symbolizing an awakening,
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guiding the patient through adversity.
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And, as we all know, figure skating
is the gateway to sexuality.
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She needs to make contact with 88.
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- Where is he hiding?
- Can't hide from the Randman.
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[Device beeps]
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Aah!
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Hi... Ugh!
[Grunts]
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88, go on now. Go for it.
Couples skate.
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- Couples skate.
- Okay.
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Whoa.
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Hi. Hi.
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May I?
87
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Aah, it burns.
It burns.
88
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- It's okay.
- Aah, aah! Aah, it burns.
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Aah! Aah!
Big fall! Aah!
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Doctor? Doctor? Doctor?
Doctor?!
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Stop!
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[Machine beeping]
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Building trust is about taking risks.
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Get out of your comfort zone, 88!
Confidence!
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Aah!
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Jump!
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Aah!
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- What is he doing there?
- Burning alive.
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88 really knows how to woo
someone on a first date.
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Aah!
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- Ohh.
- Aah.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Totally.
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Is this your house?
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In high school, yeah.
We moved a lot.
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- It's cool. It's very nice.
- Hmm. Thanks.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Oh, you woke him up.
Oh-ohh. You woke him up.
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- Woke who up?
- Ohh.
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- What the hell is this?
- Dad!
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I'm gonna rip your dick off.
[Music]
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[Grunts]
Listen up, bitch.
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Whatever you do to her,
I'm gonna do to you.
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Fish.
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Run!
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[Music]
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No wonder she's developed
these coping mechanisms.
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T.E.R.R.Y.: There's no way
88 can handle her.
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I mean, she needs to date
someone stronger, a real man,
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someone made of injection-molded
high-density polyethylene,
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with a classy, foreign accent.
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I'm talking about the robot
who is so hot.
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- Give me a T-E-R-R-Y!
- Not now, T. E. R. R. Y.
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Come on, 88. Make a move.
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Don't let this moment pass you by.
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You know, if this is moving
too fast for you,
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I totally understand, because
it's moving way too fast for me.
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No. No.
I-I think this is nice.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. This is nice.
[Music]
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[Thunder crashes]
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Oh, uh, here.
Come on.
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- Gentleman.
- Yeah.
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[Horns blaring]
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[Music]
[Laughs]
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Jesus Christ, 88!
Kiss her.
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- Slink her the T.
- We need to move this along.
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I could put ecstasy in their IVs.
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- No, not necessary.
- Uh...
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Love stim '84
is a powerful aphrodisiac
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I developed one summer
when I was a very lonely man.
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It's a love serum for the mind.
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- It's very, very potent. Ready?
- Copy that, Doc.
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- So, no ecstasy?
- No. One can have too much love.
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Okay.
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Do you think I'm weird 'cause I
can't have anyone touch my skin?
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Uh, no. I-I mean, a little,
but I-I think it's cool.
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I-I'm not that comfortable
in my skin, at all.
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You want to kiss?
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- Uh...
- Hit it!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we are stimming the love.
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- How about now?
- Uh, yeah.
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? Forever ?
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? Forever ?
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[Music]
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[Bell tolling]
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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? I would do anything
to be the one with you ?
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? I would do anything
to be the one with you ?
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Hey, stop that!
You're being ridiculous!
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So damn dramatic!
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- Get out!
- I'm goin' to work!
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? Anything ?
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? Do it now ?
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[Gunfire]
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? Forever ?
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Aah!
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Aah!
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16...
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Six
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? All night ?
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[Music]
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? All night ?
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- That escalated quickly.
- That's the way love goes.
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Doctor, heart rate is elevated,
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core temperature is climbing
and core fitness is low.
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I told you you should
have sent in a real man.
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So much love.
Randy, get 'em out of there.
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- Copy that, Doc.
- Ohh!
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Oh, my God!
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Good job, people.
Are you okay?
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- Ahh. Incredible. You?
- [Laughs] Yes.
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- Doctor, human touch!
- I did it.
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That was incredible.
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- At your convenience.
- Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Let me.
Yeah, yeah. Not a problem.
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No worries. Here.
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Thank you, Bea.
That was amazing.
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I mean, I've never felt
this way about anybody,
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ever, in my entire life.
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- Um, do you want to be my girlfriend?
- We need to talk.
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What is this?
Careful.
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I just ...
we shared so much...
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- Yeah.
- ...love, and we shouldn't
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commit ourselves
to touching one person
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for the rest of our lives,
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when the possibilities for
intimate touching are infinite.
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Thank you for being my first,
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but I think
we shouldn't be friends.
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- You mean we should just be friends?
- No.
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'Cause you're my doctor.
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- 88, this card was declined.
- Bea.
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