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Aw, thanks for
the bagels, Dad.
Sure.
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How much do I owe you?Oh, I'll cover the bagels.
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As long as you help me
restore my dignity.
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Ooh, feels like a patented
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embarrassing
Marv story coming on.
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Love these.
Can't get enough.
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Yeah, so I'm leaving
the bagel place,
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and this beautiful woman
smiles and walks up to me.
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Hi.
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Oh, hello.
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Can I ask you a question?
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MARV:
I knew right then that
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I had to ask this woman out.
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Only if I can ask you
a question after.
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Has anyone ever told you
you look like Steve Thompkins?
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Is he a movie star?
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He's my dad.Ah.
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He passed away recently.
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[voice breaking]:
Sorry, I can't even
look at you without...
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[sighs]
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I'm sorry.
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What was your question?
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I was gonna ask if you wanted
to have a drink sometime.
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Excuse me?
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If you wanted to...
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have a drink sometime with me?
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After I just told you
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you remind me of my dead father?
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Yeah, I was...
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wondering if you,
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if you-you-you would.
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[Brad and Allison groan]Hey-o!
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How long did this go on?
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Until the slap.
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From the bagel guy.
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I was in a loop.
I couldn't get out.
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Oh, God, she made me
feel so old.
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Interesting takeaway that
you're the victim in this story.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hmm?
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Hi.
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I'm selling candy bars for
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my high school football team.
Would you like to buy one?
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I haven't seen
a high-schooler this old
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since 90210went off the air.
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Yeah, we're trying to raise
money so our football team...
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BOTH:
...can rent a bus
to the playoffs.
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Yeah, do you have some
sort of school I.D. or...?
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No, it was stolen out
of my locker.
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Out of your locker, yeah.
I'm really sorry to hear that,
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but I'm not gonna be able
to help you out today.
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I'll take three.Of course you will.
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Here you go, yeah.
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And if you need any help
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getting a new I.D., let me know.
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I can hook you up.
[clicking tongue]
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Okay, babe.
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You know that guy
was scamming us, right?
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What number was he
running-- magazines?
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Wrapping paper?
Solar panels?
No.
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Just some kid old enough
to have mortgage
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selling chocolate bars.
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Why not believe him, huh?
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Worst case scenario--
a needy kid
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gets a few extra bucks
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and we get to taste
some delicious chocolate.
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[mouth full]:
That...
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that has turned.
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All right, thanks
for the fuel, Dad.
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I have that
Russian billionaire's
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open house to get to.Oh, is it
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that gaudy mansion that's
been on the market for months?
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No one serious
even comes in anymore.
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It's just me
and a taxidermy wolf
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that is just creepy enough
to keep me from taking a nap.
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Oh, I got to go, too!
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I got to pick up my dress
for Kelly's wedding.
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Oh, my gosh, that sounds
like so much fun.
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Can I go with you,
please, please,
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please, please, please?
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That was so boring!
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Why did you make me come?
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Everybody was so snooty.
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"Ma'am, that's
not a garbage can.
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"Ma'am, please stop trying
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"to guess the weight
of the brides.
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Ma'am, that is my lunch!"
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Oh!
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Gorgeous.
Mm.
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Let's hit the water
before we go back, huh?
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It's the least you could do.
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[laughs]
No, thanks.
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Oh, come on,
when was the last time
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you rolled up your pant legs
and dipped your little piggies?
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Well, who's gonna
watch my stuff?
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How about your
guardian angel
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guards it, you goof?
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Hit it!
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All right.
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Hey...
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Ah, the ocean.
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You know, I can
drink salt water.
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It makes me super sick,
but I can do it.
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Hey, you're supposed
to be watching my stuff.
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I am!
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It's right over
there by your--
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where your purse
used to be.
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Someone stole my purse!
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Hey, this may not be
the time for this,
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but you should really
think about carrying
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your valuables in a vest.
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[groans]
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Gotcha!
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Walt!
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It's not what it looks like.
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You know you're not allowed
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to use Botox on yourself.
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Ooh, how about this
for an Instagram caption?
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"Sad face doctor can't
face reality of old face."
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How did you even know
I was in here?
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Your car's in the parking lot.
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How about "Yoda tries to undo
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"800 years of skin damage
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caused by the two
suns of Tatooine."
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[laughs] Yeah, that,
that's the winner.
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Hey,
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Clara, ah, thank God
someone's here.
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This wolf is freaking me out.
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Look.
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It follows me
with its eyes.
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It's a nanny cam.
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Oh. Oh!
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What's wrong?
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Yes, yes!
Got it.
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♪ Just take those old records
off... ♪
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Aah!
[grunts]
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Nothing.Here are the new flyers.
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Oh, and the homeowners
called the office
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with a message for you,
but I'm not comfortable spitting
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I think they blame me
for the Miracle on Ice.
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This place is huge.
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What do you do here
by yourself all day?
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You must get so bored.
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Scared.
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"Bored"?
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Seems a shame to let such
an awesome espresso machine
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go unused.
Yeah, but maybe
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we shouldn't mess
with their stuff.
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Ah, it's just coffee.
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Seriously, after the way
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that they've treated
you, I'm surprised
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you're not using
all their cool stuff.
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♪
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[Russian rap song playing]
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I'm calling my dad.
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He has my extra set
of car keys, so...
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Oh, shoot, his answering machine
picked up.
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I must've called his house,
not his cell.
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So, we're waiting
for a man who still
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has an answering machine
to come rescue us?
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You're a guardian angel.
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You couldn't have used your
powers to stop the thief?
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Like thrown a lightning bolt
or something?
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No, we're not allowed
to throw lightning anymore.
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Zeus ruined it for everyone.
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He's a total tool.
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Hey, does everybody's
guardian angel
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make their lives more
complicated or just mine?
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Oh, my goodness, I think
your next angel lesson
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needs to be gratitude.
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[phone beeps]
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What was that?
Oh, no.
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I never hung up.
My dad's answering machine
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recorded
that whole conversation.
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What?
All the angel talk?
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All of the angel talk!
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Oh, crap balls!
Let me see...
No!
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Oh, shoot!
Get it! Get it!
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It's dead!
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You killed it!
It's dead!
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Oh!What are we gonna do?
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You have to delete that message
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before he gets home!How?!
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We have no phone,
no car and no money!
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And no underwear!
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How is that relevant?!
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I don't know!
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I'm stressed!
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I thought we were
making a list
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of things we
don't have on us!
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Oh... Aah!
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♪
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No money, no car,
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and, yep, my phone
is definitely dead.
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Well, silver lining--
so is your music collection.
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Amy, we've got
to delete that message.
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I mean, look,
my dad was pretty upset
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when that kid was scamming me
with chocolate bars.
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Imagine what he'll do
when he finds out
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I let a guardian angel
live in my guesthouse.
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You don't think
I understand the stakes here?
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Nobody is supposed
to know I'm an angel.
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Not only will
my own brigade de-wing me
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and probably
reassign me to Estonia,
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but if your government
finds out,
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I will be captured
and quarantined
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just like E.T.
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They are going to
crack open my chest
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and discover my heart
is filled with stars!
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[stammers]
Yeah.
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Yeah, those are great lyrics
for your new song, yeah.
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Um...
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♪ Crack open my chest
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♪ My heart is filled
with stars. ♪
Okay, come on.
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Come on, we got
to get to your dad's.Yeah, okay, let's go.
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Hi there.
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I am so sorry to interrupt,
but my friend and I
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are a bit stranded
and we just need
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a little money
for bus fare.
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It's happening, hon.
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Just like the guidebook said.
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Do you have
any identification?
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Oh, no, unfortunately
it was stolen on the beach.
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Stolen on the beach, yeah.Yes!
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Yeah, we just need a couple
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bucks to get across town.
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Oh, so you can
soak that money in vodka
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and stick it up
the dark side of your moon?
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WOMAN: Yeah, we know
what that is.
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It's all in the guidebook.
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What guidebook of L.A.
do you have?
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Look, I know
how this must all sound.
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How much money
a year do you make
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in this little
scam of yours?
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Excuse me?Well, look at you.
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White teeth, perfect hair,
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sweet sun-kissed California body
that just won't...
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Stay focused, hon.
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All I'm saying is that you
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and your vested money
pimp have chosen
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the wrong tourists
to con today.
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Tell me when to pepper spray.Mm-hmm, not yet.
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No, this is just
a big misunderstanding!
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We're not...
Allison, Allison.
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We can either strike
preemptively or leave now, okay?
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I'm gonna let you
decide, however,
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I am itching to knock the 'tude
off that little girl's face.
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Yep, let's go.
Bye.
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Mm-hmm.
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Have a great holiday.Yeah.
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You know, I was worried
that I wouldn't be
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able to top
your poison oak prank, but
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this picture is going
to look great
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when I put it on T-shirts.
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Use the photo,
I don't care.
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Oh, come on,
this is no fun
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if your spirit is
already crushed.
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All right, prank war truce.
259
00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,033
Tell me what's going on.
260
00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:34,557
This beautiful woman
smiled at me...I call BS.
261
00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:35,645
Before I have a chance
to ask her out,
262
00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,081
she told me I look like her dad.
263
00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,866
Y-You didn't still
ask her out, did you?
264
00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,258
Eight times.[gasps]
265
00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,999
Okay, this can't
266
00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:45,263
be about some random
babe that shot you down.
267
00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,701
Otherwise, you'd
always look like this.
268
00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:50,138
So, tell me, what-what's
really going on?
269
00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,575
I just never thought I'd have
to worry about looking older.
270
00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,098
I was already
married to the person
271
00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,752
I wanted to grow old with.
272
00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,319
I can't imagine
how hard it was losing Ellen.
273
00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:59,756
I feel like I'm losing
a piece of her memory every day.
274
00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,149
That's tough.
275
00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,194
But Ellen wouldn't
want you, you know,
276
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,022
sitting around,
not living your life.
277
00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:07,634
No, she'd want me to quit
whining and get back out there!
278
00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,244
So get back out there.
279
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,028
And by the way,
you do not need Botox
280
00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,290
to attract the right woman.
281
00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,031
Thank you.You need a chemical peel.
282
00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,686
Worst friend ever.
283
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,688
[beeps]
284
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,211
Good God,
that was pure.
285
00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,386
FEMALE VOICE:
170 yards.
286
00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,432
Okay, your turn.
287
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,701
30 yards.Nice hit.
288
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,616
Looks like that's
your record by about 25 yards.
289
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,444
I didn't even feel
like I hit it.
290
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,011
Okay, it's my turn again.Oh, okay.
291
00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,535
Hello?
Uh, is this the open house?
292
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,842
Uh, yes it is. Take a look
around, flyer's on the table,
293
00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:44,061
price is firm,
grab some champers,
294
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,454
and, yes, the stuffed wolf
over there is watching you.
295
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,412
Cool, I'm just looking.All right, great.
296
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,110
If you get lost, just jump
in any of the laundry chutes.
297
00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:50,633
They all go to the same place.
298
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:51,852
You're more relaxed
299
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,201
than I'm used to seeing you.
300
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,725
Not so intense.
I like it.
301
00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,640
Well, at the office you've
only seen me in shark mode.
302
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,076
Trying to land a home sale.
303
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,687
Here I know that's
impossible, so,
304
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,166
yeah, shark mode is off.
305
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,952
And what animal are you
when you're just being yourself?
306
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,257
The mighty otter.
307
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,737
Playful, fun.
308
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,260
Half torso,
half trouble.
309
00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,828
♪
310
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,656
We just need
to find a policeman.
311
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,657
We can't call
the police.
312
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,876
I got priors.
313
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,138
And currents.
[chuckles]
314
00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,443
Possibly futures.
315
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,054
Well, we have no phone
and no money.
316
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,055
I don't see another way.
317
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,099
Allison, listen.
318
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,145
I am an angel, okay?
319
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,450
And when an angel
needs money,
320
00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,496
all she has to do
is clap her hands.
321
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,544
Hey, everybody!
[whoops]
322
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:35,765
Gather round,
it's showtime!
323
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,941
[whoops]
324
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,116
ALLISON:
What are you doing?
325
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,378
I'm getting us
some "casheesh."
326
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,771
Help a sister out.
327
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,773
[whoops]
Yeah!
328
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,296
What, are you gonna do
magic for them or...?
329
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,863
Well, I would love
to do some magic,
330
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,865
but, unfortunately, magicians
are very territorial,
331
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:51,128
and whenever there's more than
two of us, it's a bloodbath.
332
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,303
Or a sex party.
333
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,697
All right, people, yeah!
334
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,699
Boom! It's all you, kid.Huh?
335
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,353
Do a couple backflips.
They'll love it.
Me?
336
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,137
I can't do backflips.Really?
337
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,486
Just lost a
little respect.
338
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,575
All right, ladies
and gentlemen,
339
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,577
without further ado,
340
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:08,406
I give you
Miss Allison!
341
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:14,412
And her amazing
talent... of...
342
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,806
I know all the state capitals?
343
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,329
You heard
that, people!
344
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,722
She knows all her
345
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:22,246
state capitals!
Yeah!
346
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:27,208
Prepare to be transported
back to fifth grade!
347
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,471
Uh, hmm, okay.
348
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,255
Uh, uh, ma'am,
uh, yes.
349
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,256
Where are you from?
350
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,431
Vermont.
351
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,738
Did I hear Nevada?
352
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,000
Nope.
353
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,002
'Cause your capital
is Carson City!
354
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,438
Can I get
a "what-what"?!
355
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,483
What-what!
356
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:42,876
Okay, sir,
how about you?
357
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:43,920
I'm also from Vermont.
358
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,269
How is that possible?
359
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:46,270
Okay, honey, you're losing 'em.
360
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,881
Just do your song.Oh, oh, okay.
361
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,709
Um.
362
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:53,103
♪ Crack open my chest
363
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,539
♪ My heart is filled
with stars...♪
364
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:55,540
Okay, let's boogie.What?
365
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,541
Show's over.
366
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:57,629
Let's go.
Come on.
367
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:58,630
Look at 'em.
368
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,415
All butts'd up on vodka.
369
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,938
Let's make...
Okay.
Sorry. Sorry.
370
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,026
Victory!
371
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,332
How was that
a victory?
372
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,377
Hey, angel got
our cab fare.
373
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,379
Which I will take
374
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:10,294
unless you two can show me
a performer's permit.
375
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,774
Damn it, Gerald.
376
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,384
Is there any way you
can cut us a break?
377
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,125
For old times' sake?
378
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,388
Sorry, Amy, I'm married now.
379
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,173
[groaning]
380
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,741
Ugh, I cannot be further away
from my dad's house right now,
381
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,525
and I cannot be
more frustrated.
382
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,918
No, I think
you could be.
383
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,658
Capital of Vermont
is Montpelier.
384
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,097
Damn it.
385
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,973
Please, it's just
one phone call.
386
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,976
I will pay your whole bill
as soon as I get my money.
387
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,195
What is wrong
with people?
388
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,762
That is the tenth person
389
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,241
that refused to let me
use their cell phone.
390
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,547
Eh, it sounds like
everybody's got
391
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,331
a bad case of the
Allisons, huh?
392
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,812
And they don't want to
buy your candy bars.
393
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,815
Listen, I think it's time
to try a little angel trick
394
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,600
that I like to call
"chilling out.
395
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,385
Letting the universe
do its thing."
396
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:58,865
[scoffs]Come on, universe.
397
00:12:58,908 --> 00:12:59,866
Do your thing.
398
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,432
The universe?
399
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,260
Amy, we do not have time
for your angel nonsense.
400
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,566
We have...
401
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,398
Hey, oh, look
who it is!
402
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:13,314
Well, it's my old
pal School Bus.
403
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,316
Of all the people
in the universe.
404
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,927
Amy Cass, to what do we
owe the pleasure?
405
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,233
Hey, pal, we're in
need of your services.
406
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,582
Any way you can give us
a ride to Larchmont?
407
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,106
Ooh, that's pretty far
out of the way.
408
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,673
We're going
to the science museum,
409
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,675
and the camp director
checks my odometer now
410
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,895
thanks to last year's
Pechanga Casino incident.
411
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,897
Hey, you think we can make
up for that lost time
412
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,290
with a 15-minute
science lesson?
413
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,292
Okay, but make it engaging,
'cause I'm tired of Finland
414
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,990
kicking our asses
in the earth sciences.
415
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,295
I hear you, man,
416
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,819
and that's where my girl
sparkles and shines.
417
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,733
Good to see you.Nice to see you.
418
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,214
Been at this a while, Walt.
419
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,520
I don't feel any burning.
420
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,522
Well, I have
a very gentle touch.
421
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,306
I'll say.
422
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:53,310
Also, that is
72-hour tanning cream.
423
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,834
[chortles]
424
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,836
You Oompa-Loompa'ed me.
425
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,839
Payback is an orange
bitch, my friend.
426
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:00,840
[laughs]
427
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,580
Prank war: back on.
428
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:05,496
I look like an angry yam.
429
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:09,022
[Russian accent]: To industry,
my dear Svetlana.
430
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,286
[Russian accent]:
Ugh, "business, business."
431
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:15,115
Boris, I'm sick of it.
432
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,117
You do not like business?
433
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,423
Business is what pay
for fur coat!
434
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,296
Business is what pay for
Jaguar car... and jaguar pet!
435
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:26,691
Is business what also give to
my sister Olga diamond necklace?
436
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,215
Lies!
437
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:29,433
I am only ever loving you.
438
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:32,219
Then prove it!
439
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,264
[both gasp]
440
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,353
Oh.
441
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,312
Wait, are we... really
doing this, or is...?
442
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,530
Shut up and keep kissing me.
443
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,575
Mm-hmm.
444
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:45,841
And that is why osmosis is...
445
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,278
the "awesome-mostest."
446
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,890
Boo! We learned that,
like, two years ago.
447
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,674
Do you have to lose every crowd?
448
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,545
Here, let me do this, okay?
449
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:59,072
Hey, kids, did you know
that you can create gold
450
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,901
with just six common
household items?
451
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,425
It's called alchemy, and
it's totally a real thing.
452
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,992
Okay, don't listen to her.
453
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,471
She's just kidding.
454
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,864
You can't lie to kids like that.
455
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,648
This is science,
not the tooth fairy.Hey.
456
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,173
The tooth fairy is real.
457
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,436
Sure, she has a disgusting habit
of collecting teeth,
458
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:18,482
and what she's planning,
no one knows,
459
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:21,007
but she is legit,
and so is alchemy.
460
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,356
Oh, cut the crap, Amy.[kids gasping]
Hey!
461
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,401
I'm gonna have to ask
you both to leave.
462
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,968
You violated the first rule
of the school bus.
463
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,404
ALLISON:
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
464
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,405
It will not happen again.
465
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:29,537
We're almost to my dad's.
466
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,018
Are you chewing gum?!
467
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,890
But the kid in the back
of the bus gave it to me.
468
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,501
Now.
469
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,070
You're better
than this, Allison.
470
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,115
You're better than this.
471
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,775
You know what's so frustrating
about this whole thing is that
472
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,081
if you and all these
cars weren't here,
473
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,082
I could run, like,
on hyper speed
474
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,084
and totally get
there in time.
475
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,347
I don't think you'd make it
past the first DUI checkpoint.
476
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,349
Hey, why do you find it so
hard to believe I am who I am?
477
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,351
'Cause there's
zero proof.
Zero? What are
you talking about?
478
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,223
Are you kidding?
479
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,225
Why, just today I angeled
us up that money.
480
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,791
I got us a bus ride.
481
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,141
I got you to dip your
toes in the ocean,
482
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,143
which was a very
satisfying experience
483
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,667
until your possessions
were stolen.See, it seems to me
484
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:16,671
your "angeling" is just cons,
delusions and dumb luck.
485
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,455
Wow, well, that cut straight
to my star-filled heart.
486
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,240
Look, you want me
to believe,
487
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,502
do a miracle.
488
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,504
Fly. Glow. Save a life.
489
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,158
Make the Cubs win
the World Series.
490
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,682
Oh, honey, no angel can
undo a billy goat's curse.
491
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,075
That's convenient.
492
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,077
Listen, I am not
allowed to use miracles
493
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,382
to prove that I'm
an angel, okay?
494
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,167
You either believe
or you don't.
495
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,951
And judging
by the number
496
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,345
of eye rolls I counted
today-- 14-- you don't.
497
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,173
15.
498
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,870
Whoa! Hey!
499
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:44,090
You're the guy that was
selling us chocolate bars.
500
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,395
So you really are
on the football team?
501
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,049
Yeah.
502
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,268
I know, it must have been
a little confusing
503
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,270
when I said,
"I'm on the football team."
504
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,098
But what are you two
doing around here?
505
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,403
Yeah, well, we kind
of lost our ride.
506
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,145
This one, chewing
gum on the bus.
507
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,277
Well, look, if it'll
help you guys out,
508
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,278
Ooh.
you can borrow my bike.
509
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,149
Seriously?
You would do that?
510
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,455
Well, I would for her.
511
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,283
She bought three candy bars.Aw...
512
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,067
Thanks so much.
Listen, why don't you
513
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,851
swing by the house later,
pick up your pedal-hog,
514
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,202
and my girl here will buy
out your entire inventory.
515
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,073
All right,
big stuff.
516
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,858
Well, I hope that
you appreciate
517
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,383
how much trouble I can
get into for this miracle.
518
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,645
On, don't even try
to claim credit for this.
519
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,168
Now, I can't see you,
520
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,387
but I'm assuming
that was eye roll
521
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,953
number 16.
Hmm.
522
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,781
Hold on.
523
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:26,828
[theme music from E.T.
the Extra-Terrestrialplays]
524
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,833
I got to say,
525
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,617
I like Otter Brad
more than Shark Brad.
526
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,402
Yeah? Wait till you meet
Honey Badger Brad.
527
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,533
He don't give...
528
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,448
You're still here?
529
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,320
I'm gonna take it.What?
530
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,365
Yeah, I want to buy
the whole thing.
531
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:43,801
It's hilarious.
532
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,239
W-- you do realize
it's $23 million?
533
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,241
That's fine. My start-up
just went public.
534
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,808
Can I have my money manager
put in an offer?
535
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,854
Uh, yeah.
Yes. Yes.
536
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,638
Oh, yeah, uh,
here's my card.
537
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,379
Yes, yes,
give me a call.
538
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,599
Cool. Thank you.
539
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,601
Did you just sell this house?
540
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,994
[laughing]:
I think I did.
541
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,171
Permission to release
Shark Brad for a moment.
542
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,476
Permission granted.
543
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,999
You know what,
permission self-denied.
544
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,262
I'm gonna let Otter Brad
have this win.
545
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,264
[grunts] I actually
don't even know
546
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,004
what sound an otter makes.
Can we kiss again?
547
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,005
Yeah.
Thank you.
548
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,355
[Clara giggles]
549
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,400
♪
550
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,538
[whispering]: I don't see him.
I think we beat him home.
551
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,453
All right, where's
the answering machine?
552
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,281
MARV: Allison, is that you?
I need to talk to you.Damn.
553
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:30,544
Oh, my God.
554
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,762
That answers my first question,
555
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:32,763
"Is it noticeable?"
556
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,417
Oh, not at all.
557
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:35,723
[imitating Tony the Tiger]:
You look gr-reat!
558
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,204
Oh, God. Do you know
how to fix this?
559
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:41,207
Find a sandbox and ostrich it
for six months?
560
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,992
Oh, God, it's getting worse.
561
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,908
[beeps]FEMALE VOICE:
All messages erased.
562
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,039
What? No.
Oh.
563
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,040
Oops, my hand must have slipped.
564
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,303
What's wrong?
565
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:53,349
I was saving a message
from your mom.
566
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,350
Oh, no.
567
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,004
Oh...
568
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,223
Is this okay?
No.
569
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,354
No.
570
00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,616
What did it say?
571
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,618
Oh, it was... it was just
a little message
572
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,446
about her picking up dinner.
573
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,274
I'm so sorry.No, it's fine.
574
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,843
It's probably a sign
that I should get out there,
575
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:13,326
move on and let it go,
and it's okay, really.
576
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,632
Okay, I'm gonna...
577
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:18,331
go put bleach on my face.[Amy laughs]
578
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:19,506
Ah, you're a trooper, Marv.
579
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:20,507
Get out
of my house.
580
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,508
Okay.
581
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,510
Oh, this is hilarious.
582
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,512
I just found 60
bucks in my pocket.
583
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:26,513
What?!
584
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,297
Unbelievable.
585
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:31,126
I'm telling you, these vests
are great for holding valuables.
586
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,128
Sure, that money might have
saved us a little time,
587
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,390
but, hey, we did it.
588
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,436
Your dad doesn't
think you're crazy.
589
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,699
I'm not gonna get
locked up with Bigfoot.
590
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:39,917
How do you want
to celebrate?
591
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:40,918
Celebrate?!
592
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,398
Are you kidding me?!
593
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,443
What's wrong?
594
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,967
You! You are
what's wrong.
595
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:48,491
None of this would have happened
today if you were not around.
596
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:49,753
I wouldn't have lost my purse,
597
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,538
I wouldn't have made
that phone call,
598
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,410
and I wouldn't have just deleted
my mom's last message.
599
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,631
Well, honey, sometimes angels
work in mysterious ways.
600
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,504
And you will never do anything
601
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,593
to make me believe
that you're an angel.
602
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,379
Look out! Bus!
603
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:09,773
[bus honks]
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