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And this is where
you'll be presenting
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the Fuller and Fuller line
of skin care products.
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Here at the Quality
Shopping Channel,
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your pitch will be seen
by millions of Americans,
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a tiny fraction of whom
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will be sober and not
have frozen credit cards.
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Well, we just launched the
product three months ago,
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so this is huge for us.
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So after some
internal discussion,
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we've decided that we would
like Allison to do the honor
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of the on-air
presentation.
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What? Me?
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[chuckling]:
What? Her?
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Nothing personal, Marv,
we've just found
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that women tend to sell
more to our demographic.
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Also she's
younger.
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And more attractive.
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And I'd just love
for you to jump in
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and say you get it
before I really insult you.
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Oh, I get it.
It's a no-brainer.
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What do you say?I don't know, Dad.
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If you don't do it, we're gonna
have to put your product on
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at 5:00 a.m.
in between the duck calls
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and the novelty golf clubs
you can pee in.
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This is a "taking our hard
work to the next level"
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sort of opportunity,
you understand that.
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Talking about a level where
we don't have to work.
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Talking about
Jessica Alba money.
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Oh, uh... okay.
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That's my girl.
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Yeah, okay.
All right.
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Listen, do you have any more of
those putters you can pee in?
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'Cause I have a guy
in my foursome--
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bladder of a pregnant lady.
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Is that Brad?
Yeah, it's Brad.
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Ah, there's my
top dog, huh?
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Hey.
How's it going?
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We getting any, uh...
bites on this place?
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Oh yeah, definite...
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Uh, some nibbles,
for sure.
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Oof.
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Little late to be seeing more
cookies than plate, isn't it?
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Those are not
oatmeal-raisin, are they?
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Come on, Trav,
not selling condos.
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You're staring down a plate
of chocolate chucks there.
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Well done.
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Look, I realize it is no
easy task selling a house
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where people have
been so recently
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and, God, just
brutally murdered.
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Don't you worry, I've been
fending off the news vans.
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They have come by
several times.
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That's why I trusted
you with this listing.
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I knew if anybody
was gonna be able
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to sell the murder house,
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it was gonna be my top dog.Oh, definitely.
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[chuckles]But listen, if you
can't handle it...
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Hey, I can handle it,
and don't you worry about it.
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I'm gonna kill it, even more
than the previous owners did.
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Okay, that's a little
dark for an open house.
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Uh... they're just...
checking out the front yard.
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That's all new landscaping.
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And unrestricted street
parking, by the way.
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Except for Tuesdays
and Thursdays.
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And evenings can be
a little tricky.
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Aw.
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Look at you, working away.
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Hey, Amy, you know
that rope-like thing
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on the side of your robe there?
It's a belt.
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Oh, well, I prefer
to use it like this.
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Boom, chicka-chicka,
boom, chicka, wow.
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Amy, cinch it.
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Oh, you humans are so touchy
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about nudity, my goodness.
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You want to see
something crazy?
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You should see
my true form.
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It'll melt
your face off.
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So, where have you
been this morning?
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I had to do the run-through
for that QSC thing.
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It turns out they want me
to present instead of my dad.
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Oh, well, that's fantastic.
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You're a natural.
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I could watch
your face for hours.
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No, I am not a natural.
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I have only been
on camera twice before,
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and both times
I... underperformed.
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Do you need me to
repeat the question?
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False.
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Rwanda!
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Pass.
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Well, moving on to
our next student
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and see if he can tell us
the answer to the question,
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"What is your name?"
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With us to talk about sun safety
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is dermatologist
Dr. Allison Fuller.
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Sun.
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Lots of fun.
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Safe!
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Back to you, Rachel.
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Now, if you're wondering
where I was.I wasn't.
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For the quiz show,
I was in Kansas City.
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It was an angel convention.
Bad timing.
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Super-fun. We lit a car on fire.
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Oh, and the morning show?
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Oh, again I was in Kansas City
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because the Royals were
in the playoffs.
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Against the Angels.
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Yay Royals, boo Angels.
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Not what you would have
thought, right?
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[chuckles]
We also lit a car on fire.
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This is gonna be
a disaster.
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No, it's not, honey.
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You're gonna do great.
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And you know how I know that?
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Because you are great.
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Do you have any
practical tips to help me
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with this presentation?
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Yes, I do, I do.
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Turn those negatives
into positives,
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those frowns upside down,
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and when life gives you...
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Do not say "lemons."
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...oranges, make lemonade.
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Hmm.[doorbell rings]
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Hey.Oh, hey, Brad.
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Hi. Thought I'd stop by
after the open house, say hi.
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Tops.
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Sweet kicks, dude.
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Oh.
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You noticed.
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New Jordan Dub Zeros.
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Got 'em for a steal,
only four hundy.
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And a three-hour wait in line.
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Ugh, doesn't seem worth it.Totally worth it.
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I needed a little
pick-me-up.
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Been bummed.
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I haven't been able
to sell the murder house.
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Maybe you should tie them?
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What?! No.
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That's not
how you wear them.
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[insect buzzing]Oh, bee, Brad.
What?
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A, Allison.
Ooh, this is a fun game.
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Watch out!No, it's fine.
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I avoid them, they avoid me.
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You know you are
highly allergic.
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You could die.
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Go get your EpiPen.
Where is your EpiPen?
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It's in the car.Well, get it.
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Uh, okay, okay.
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Allison, be careful of that bee.
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[insect buzzing]
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No.
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[gasps]
Oh, sweet mercy, no.
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What? It's just a bee.
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No, no, no, no, Allison.
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No, no,
no, no, no.
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It's not "just a bee."
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Oh, is it
a magic bee?
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AMY: This bee is
Brad's guardian angel.
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Frank.
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Angels come in
different forms,
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based on the type of
guidance each human needs.
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Does somebody up there think
I need to drink more?
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'Cause that's the guidance
I'm getting.Oh, Allison, relax.
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Have a glass of wine.
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Look, I am the perfect
guardian angel for you.
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My unwavering
positivity
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balances out your
inner negative voice.
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As a bee that Brad
is allergic to,
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Frank was the perfect
guardian angel.
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He was like a shock collar
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that stopped Brad from
doing stupid things.
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Brad's gonna be fine.[clattering]
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BRAD:
Ow! I fell off the porch!
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Seriously?
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Brad, are you okay?
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BRAD: Yeah, I just
twisted my ankle.
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Nope, I scuffed
my Jordans!
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I still can't believe
you assassinated
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Brad's guardian angel.
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Stop calling me an assassin.
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Now I'm gonna have to pull
double duty-- angel rules.
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If your human kills
another human's angel,
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you have to step up
and be the surrogate
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until that angel
gets a new body.
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Ah, and what is the wait time
on new angel bodies these days?
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Oh, for a bee,
probably a week.
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A whale, two days.
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You make sense out of it.
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I'm done trying to
figure out corporate.
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Listen, while Frank
is being refitted,
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I'm gonna be slammed,
angeling both you and Brad.
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Wow, you're gonna be
working twopretend jobs?
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They're gonna be so impressed
at the pretend bank
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when you're cashing
those pretend checks.Are you done?
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Look, I am just super-busy
preparing for this QSC thing,
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so if you want to spend
more time with Brad, great.
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Don't sleep with him.
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Oh, I can't make
any promises.
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People do weird things
on heavy painkillers.
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I only gave him aspirin.
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I'm not talking about Brad.
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I'm talking about me.
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I'm on heavy painkillers.
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This sucks. How am I supposed
to get to my open house
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with an injury like this?
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I got to put out food.
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I got to tell people to help
themselves to said food.
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Yeah, I guess I could
probably do those, actually.
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Well, of course you can,
because I will be helping you.
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Oh, would you?
That would be great.
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I'll be watching over you,
get you through problems...
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Man, she's like my own
little guardian angel.
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Whoa, let the record show
I did not say that. [chuckles]
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♪
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This neighborhood,
by the way, is becoming
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one of the... one
of the hottest in L.A.
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No, it really is
an incredible house.
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So, about
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the murders.The murders.
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Yeah. I-I knew you guys
might ask about that.
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That's... which is great,
because I... I don't know
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if you guys know this--
it actually wasn't a murder.
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It wasn't?
No.
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What a relief.Yeah.
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It was murder-suicide.
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And the kids were in their 20s,
so it actually wasn't that sad.
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Okay, well,
we'll talk about it.
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♪
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I'm never gonna sell this house.
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Hey, you stop that.
You're gonna do great.
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You know how I know?
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You are great.
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You really think so?
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Yeah, you're motivated.
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You're determined.
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Your eyes are both
warm and beady.
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Which is the perfect
combination.
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You just got to grab the bull
by the horns and make lemonade.
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That is amazing advice.Really?
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It's "amazing" advice?
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Yeah, I am great.
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I'm the best real estate
agent I know. [chuckles]
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I just needed you
to remind me of that.
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You could sell this house
with your eyes closed
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and the bodies still in it.
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God, I love your relentless
unearned optimism.
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[both laugh]
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Ooh, pardon, folks, I got
to get to the mortgage store
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so I can buy
this amazing house.
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MARV:
Hey, sweetie.
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How's the presentation going?Do you know
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how many videos there are
of people messing up on QSC?
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"QSC Panic Attack."
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"QSC Butter Slip."
255
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"QSC Hand-Crank Pasta Maker
Zipper Fiasco."
256
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There must be
a thousand of them.
257
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Well, let's not
make it 1,001, hmm?
258
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Would you like some
constructive criticism?
259
00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:21,413
Oh, my God, yes.
260
00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:23,764
You tend to play with
your hair; don't do it.
261
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Your voice gets a little
screechy; knock it off.
262
00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,465
Also, I printed this out so
you wouldn't get nervous.
263
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"Six tips to overcome your fear
of speaking on camera."
264
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Finally,
some practical advice.
265
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Right?
266
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,473
Hey, you want
six real tips
267
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,475
to overcome your fear
of speaking on camera?
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You're. Going.
To. Do. Great.
269
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Allison.
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Is it just me,
or does that advice have
271
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absolutely
no substance to it?
272
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It's kind of her thing.
273
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We got this.
274
00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:54,534
Oh, you and your
"dad" got this?
275
00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:55,709
Why are you using
air quotes for "dad"?
276
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He is my dad.
277
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And the cocreator
of the product.
278
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Not just "a friend."
279
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,236
And why are you
using air quotes?
280
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:04,282
Your role in my daughter's
life is muddy at best.
281
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Snap.
282
00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,111
Check on you later.
283
00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,157
♪
284
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,682
Oh, it'd be much easier
to double-angel
285
00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,205
if I could fly like a bee.
286
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,033
Or had a driver's license.
287
00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,253
Ugh, damn you, DUI.
288
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,648
I heard a man killed
his wife and her lover here.
289
00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,040
Is that true?
290
00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,476
Do you mean,
is this house so awesome
291
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,304
that it incites great passion,
292
00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:28,306
or that this house
is so impressive
293
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,091
that you could take on a lover?
294
00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,658
Yeah.
295
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:32,876
Why don't you think about it?
296
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,530
Don't take too long, though.
297
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,532
I think, if this house
has taught us anything,
298
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,925
it's that life is so short.
299
00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,579
Also I have three other
offers on the table,
300
00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:40,667
and one of them is all cash.
301
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,059
Make that two all cash.
302
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,365
I look forward
to your application.
303
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,150
How's it going?
We did it.
304
00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,674
"We," I love the
sound of that.
305
00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,676
I turned negatives into
positives, just like you said.
306
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:51,199
I could not have done
this without you.
307
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:54,245
Oh, I've never had this
kind of feedback before.
308
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:55,464
[chuckles]
309
00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,292
Bradley Middle
Name Fuller,
310
00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:59,294
you just sold an unsellable,
most likely haunted house.
311
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,078
What are you
gonna do next?
Uh...
312
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:02,340
Well, actually
I should probably
313
00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,515
use the commission
to pay off some debt.
314
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,952
Or?
Or, uh...
315
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:07,824
treat myself to something nice
as a reward?
316
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,826
Oh, you're an
excellent student.
317
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:18,574
Oh, there's no emergency.You texted me
to meet you here, 911.
318
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,621
That's 'cause I wanted you to
move fast, like a Porsche 911.
319
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,449
So you could see the most
beautiful person in the world
320
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,887
on a wall of TVs.Okay, why am I here?
321
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,716
Well, you are here
to receive a booster shot
322
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:33,110
of Amy positivity
before you catch "negatitus C."
323
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,546
And I'm also here for batteries.
324
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:35,809
I don't need a cheerleader.
325
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:36,984
Oh, you obviously haven't
326
00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,333
seen Friday Night Lights.
327
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,682
Oh, is it good?
I heard it's good.
328
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,249
Oh, my God, so good.
Skip season two.
329
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,033
Otherwise, amazing.
330
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,426
What I need is to be home
practicing so that
331
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,341
I don't get nervous
and screw up.
332
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,995
Well, I've got a fix for that--
if you're nervous standing
333
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,736
in front of the audience,
just picture them naked.
334
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,563
That's a bit of a complete
and total cliché.
335
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,130
Yeah, but it actually works,
336
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,480
because you humans are
so weird around nakedness.
337
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,831
It took me so long to
understand your rules.
338
00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,442
You can see my elbow,
but you can't see my boob.
339
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,052
You can see my forehead,
but you can't see my butt crack.
340
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,358
It doesn't make any sense.
341
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,490
Brad, what are you doing here?
342
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:09,059
Top dog deserves top
TV and this awesome
343
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,452
Auto-Tune microphone.
344
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,715
♪ Because I sold
the murder house ♪
345
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,978
♪ With Amy's he...
346
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,197
I'm already bored with it.
347
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,068
I'm gonna go grab
some 3-D glasses.
348
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,809
Okay, look, I have
a huge day tomorrow,
349
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,202
so if you could please
just stay out of my way
350
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,725
until this QSC thing is over.
351
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,248
"Stay out of your way"--
is that how you see this?
352
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,033
Because I'm, like,
busting my butt
353
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,296
pulling double duty
all day here.
354
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,037
Yeah, well, your relentless
enthusiasm and positivity
355
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,473
is actually bumming me out.
I need some practical help.
356
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,909
Like what your "dad" gives you?
357
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,911
Why are you air-quoting my dad?
He is my dad.
358
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:41,918
you haven't told him that
you're a 4,000-year-old angel.
359
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:45,052
I am a 3,700-year-old
angel, Allison.
360
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,749
You know that I'm touchy
about my age.
361
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,577
Okay, and you know what?
362
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,187
If you're refusing
angeling for this week,
363
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,189
I need you to sign a release.It's blank.
364
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,844
Aw, crap, I forgot humans
can't see the color thurple.
365
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,455
Listen, it's just
a standard release.
366
00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,023
Obviously, there's a clause
that states if you're in danger
367
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,896
of grave bodily harm or about
to date a member of a jam band,
368
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:05,028
I'll tag back in.
369
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,161
There you go.
370
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,380
Have a great week.
371
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,384
♪ You have a good week, too
372
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,736
♪ Allison.
373
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:17,737
No, he's right.
It does get old fast.
374
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,874
Thank you for coming by
to help me out with this.
375
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,963
Oh, please, I'd do
anything for my daughter,
376
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,183
who holds our future
in her hands.
377
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,925
Look, I know I really need
to nail this, so I will take
378
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,622
all the constructive
criticism I can get.
379
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:34,536
That's my girl.
380
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:35,885
So let's start with
381
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,365
your glaring
and obvious inability
382
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,801
to focus live on air.
383
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,194
Show me what you got already.
384
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:41,804
Great, okay.
385
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,893
"Fuller and Fuller Dermatology
has created
386
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,634
an innovative line
of skin care..."
387
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,244
Oh, oh, what is that?
388
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,638
That's a boom mic.
Just checking your focus.
389
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,814
These distractions happen.
You're on live TV, go.
390
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,338
Okay, yeah, uh,
"Fuller and Fuller Dermatology
391
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:57,472
has created an innovative line
of organic skin care..."
392
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:58,908
There's a leak overhead.
Ignore it.
393
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,257
"Organic skin care products
394
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,303
to treat a variety
of skin cond..."
395
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,044
Okay, seriously, nobody's
gonna be shaking the table.
396
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:05,741
It's an earthquake-- do you duck
and cover or keep going?
397
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,961
Duck and cover.Wrong! We got products to move!
398
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,789
[stammers]
"Including acne,
399
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,529
uh, eczema, psoriasis..."
400
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,401
Dad? Dad?
Oh, no.
Oh, honey.
401
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,490
Oh...Oh, Dad, no, see,
402
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,970
I don't know if this is
a part of the drill or real.
403
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,233
Dad?[groaning]
404
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,061
Dad! Dad!
405
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,411
Come on, a cameraman
has a heart attack?
406
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,239
You got to power through that.
407
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,849
I'm a doctor.
I took an oath.
408
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,372
Fine, save the cameraman.
409
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,809
But you got to drag him
onto the set first.
410
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:30,853
It's good publicity.
411
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,376
Okay, this is,
this is a lot.
412
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,769
I think I need
to take a break.
Listen to me.
413
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,466
You're gonna do great.Oh?
414
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,164
You know how I know
you're gonna do great?
415
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,513
Because you have to.
416
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,080
Get back over
there, come on.
417
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,431
Hey, Amy.
418
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,824
Oh, hi.
419
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,348
Uh, remind me
how we know each other.
420
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,524
It's Allison, right?Ha-ha.
421
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,134
Yeah, I'm off to the beach
with Brad.
422
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,570
You'd like him.
423
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,268
Maybe we could all
grab coffee sometime.
424
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:56,009
I really want you guys
to be friends.
425
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,880
Doesn't he have work?He does.
426
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,578
But I told him he was too great
to be shackled to his desk
427
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,842
every day, and not only
did he agree, he thanked me.
428
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,669
Unlike a certain someone I know.
429
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,281
You know, my big QSC thing
is today.
430
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,673
Oh, oh.
431
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,066
You're gonna...
432
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,025
make me late for Brad.
433
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,246
Good luck with your QSC thing.
434
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,944
What?What?
435
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,949
You're a perfect
human being, Allison.
436
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,603
Nothing.
437
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,257
Oh, man, I can't believe
438
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,868
we're going to the beach
in the middle of the week.
439
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,782
Allison would have
an aneurysm.
440
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,306
And that's not a
good place to do it.
441
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,916
Lifeguards aren't
trained to handle that.
442
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,918
I, uh, may have spent a
few summers bay-watching.
443
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,093
Oh.
444
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,921
Hey, this isn't the beach.
445
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,967
Oh, no, I got to pop in here
real quick and quit my job.
446
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,404
All right, man.
I'll wait here.
447
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,930
Hey, Brad,
hold up, man!
448
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,325
All right, be confident
but not cocky, all right?
449
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,630
Be quick but don't rush.
450
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,850
Enunciate but be conversational.
451
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,157
Smile but don't force it.Okay, that's too many things.
452
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,419
Yeah, you're right.
I'm sorry.
453
00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,681
Have fun but take it seriously.
454
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,726
Ah...
455
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,818
Do you need me to
repeat the question?
456
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:10,953
False.
457
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,607
Rwanda!
Pass.
458
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,349
Thank you, Rachel.
459
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,355
Sun, lots of fun, safe.
460
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,139
Back to you, Rachel.
461
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,446
It's you.Is everything okay?
462
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,535
I think you're the reason
I get nervous on camera.
463
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,667
What do you mean?Well, we both like
464
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,495
constructive criticism.Love it.
465
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,541
Yeah, and we tend to shy away
from positive reinforcement.
466
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,890
Because it's for wussies.Agreed.
467
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,370
But when I see you
off to the side,
468
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,024
I get your voice inside my head.
469
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,113
And I already have
my voice inside my head.
470
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,984
And that is just a lot
of constructive criticism.
471
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,420
Oh, my God,
sweetie, no.
472
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,640
I never meant to put
more pressure on you.
473
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,555
I've just seen
how you are in the past
474
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,470
on camera and how tough
it is for you.
475
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,863
And as a dad, that's really
hard to watch you go through.
476
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,735
I know it's coming
from a good place.
It is.
477
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,998
It's coming from love and a
desperate need to move product.
478
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,304
Dad?
Right.
479
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,783
You don't need me
here right now.
480
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,524
Okay.
481
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:03,397
You're not gonna see this face
until you're done.
482
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,225
You're gonna be great.
483
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,966
Thanks, Dad.
484
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,576
Hey, Brad, hey, hey!
485
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,404
You-you said something that
was a little alarming.
486
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,406
What-What-What's that?
487
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,234
Yeah, I'm gonna quit my job,
like you told me.
488
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,539
Cool beans, right?
489
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,541
I know I never said,
"Cool beans."
490
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,021
Yeah, remember, you told me
that I'm so great that
491
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,414
I shouldn't be,
like, shackled to a desk.
492
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,981
Oh, well, I meant that maybe
493
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,417
you could take
a longer lunch break
494
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,766
or watch a video or two
in the handicap stall.
495
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:26,550
Oh, I'm gonna do
all that and more,
496
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,117
'cause I'm gonna start my own
real estate company.
497
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,684
What? When'd you start
thinking about this?
498
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,599
You know, thank you for asking.
499
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,341
Probably since I got
into real estate, really.
500
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,559
Okay, staying positive.
501
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,126
Um, do you have any kind of plan
502
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,475
for this whatsoever?
Yes.
503
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,999
I'm gonna follow my dream.
504
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,957
Plan's kind of thin, Brad.
505
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,306
Well, as a hot, wise woman
506
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,960
once told me,
it's gonna be great,
507
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,049
because I'm great, you know?
[chuckles]
508
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,833
[bee buzzing]Uh-oh, bee alert!
509
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:49,747
Frank!
510
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,010
[buzzing]
511
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,272
[Brad gasps]
512
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,621
Got me.
513
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,492
Just got me right
on the neck there.
514
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,146
Yep, yeppers-pedeppers.
515
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,061
And I think it just
mainlined right in there.
516
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,455
Yeah, you need your EpiPen, pal.No, please.
517
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,152
I got a half an hour to quit
before my throat closes,
518
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,719
and I won't be able to resign
in the dignified manner
519
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:05,981
that Travis deserves.
520
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,113
You need to
sit down, man.
521
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,549
There you go,
there you go.
522
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,724
[groans]There you go.
523
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,204
All right, maybe I should...
524
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,248
just sit here and rehearse it.
525
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,554
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
526
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:14,990
Uh, uh, where's your EpiPen?
527
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,165
[gasping]:
In the car.
528
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,297
Okay, I'll be right back.
529
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,341
Hang in there, pal.
530
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,647
Travis,
531
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,257
we've known each other
for too long
532
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:23,172
for me to dance
around this.
533
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,565
Ah, here it is!
534
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,306
In a burrito wrapper, of course!
535
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,394
Amy!
536
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,135
Get it in there,
get it in there,
537
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:30,788
get it in there,
get it...
538
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,138
So, how you feeling?
539
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,096
Uh, like a complete
and utter idiot.
540
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,880
I almost died
more tragically
541
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,013
than the people
whose house I just sold.
542
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,362
Now you're gonna
blow past the fact
543
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,711
that I just
saved your life.
544
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:41,973
What was I thinking?
I can't quit my job.
545
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:50,243
Well, you just need to have a
plan with steps in it and stuff.
546
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,983
You know, like
Allison would do.
547
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,029
You know, Brad, I've
always been a big-picture,
548
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,945
inspire-the-enthusiasm
kind of gal.
549
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,121
You know, like Oprah
or those cute honeys
550
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,644
with the T-shirt cannons.
551
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,603
Yeah, that's kind
of my thing, too.
Right.
552
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,171
So maybe you and me
together is just...
553
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,694
too much of an awesome thing.
554
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:07,956
[door opens]
555
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,219
Oh, sorry I'm late, Travels.
556
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,525
Oh, ooh!
557
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,048
Sick cowboy boots, bro.
558
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,223
Yeah, man.
559
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,442
Getting out way ahead
of that trend.
560
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,096
This is an awful mess.
561
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,358
[stammers]
It's casual Friday.
562
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,663
We don't do that.
563
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,100
Yeah, how you doing?
Hey.
564
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,666
You buying or are you selling?
565
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,320
Squatting.
Sexy.
566
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,192
Mm. Go get 'em, tiger!
567
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,758
[chuckling][Frank buzzing]
568
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,412
Hey, Frank! Oh.
569
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:30,674
So glad you're back.
570
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:35,157
I just wish
I could help Allison.[buzzing]
571
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,072
But, dude, she signed the
contract, it's not like...
572
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,683
[buzzing]No, no, no.
I know you did a stint in legal.
573
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:40,554
[buzzing]
574
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,033
Really?
575
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,165
My gosh, you're right!
576
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,993
She pulls out her hair!
577
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:47,300
That qualifies as "bodily harm."
578
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,736
This is great!
579
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:49,954
I can go help Allison.
580
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:50,999
Thanks for the loophole, dude.
581
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,486
Hi!
582
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,270
Do you want beautiful,
youthful-looking skin?
583
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:04,882
Then our next product
is exactly what you need.
584
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,406
Hi, I'm Dr. Allison Fuller,
585
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,799
and I am here to tell you
about an innovative line
586
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,845
of skin care produ...
587
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,114
Sun, lots of fun, safe.
588
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,420
[laughs]
Yes.
589
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:23,162
But sun can also be damaging.
590
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,469
Which is why your all-natural
sunblock is so effective.
591
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,644
False.
592
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,037
Rwanda.
593
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,865
Pass!
594
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,867
This is where
we'd go to commercial
595
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,738
if this whole thing
wasn't one giant commercial.
596
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,654
But...
597
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,135
we'll stay here and talk
about Fuller and Fuller
598
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,530
and how full your life
will be with them...
599
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,359
[whispering]:
You're doing great.
600
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,925
...in making your
skin fuller and...
601
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,189
Fuller and Fuller Dermatology
602
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,626
has launched an innovative line
of skin care products
603
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,846
to treat a variety
of skin conditions.
604
00:19:55,890 --> 00:20:00,024
Conditions include acne,
psoriasis, eczema.
605
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:04,028
Fuller and Fuller's
patented blend of all...
606
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:07,249
I hear you had a mild
uptick in sales.
607
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,859
They're pretty much flat.
608
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,253
But I did get over my fear
of being on camera.
609
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,299
Can we not pause it
on the full frontal?
610
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,736
My fear of youbeing on camera
is stronger than ever.
611
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,259
Or we can fast-forward
to the part
612
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,348
where I almost hurdle
over the lotion pyramid.
613
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,785
Which, judging by the comments,
is a fan favorite.
614
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,265
Okay, I need
to say something
615
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:26,007
before you make me regret it.
616
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,749
Sometimes I need your...
617
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,099
relentless positivity.
618
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,492
Hey, this only works
619
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,711
because of your
crushing self-criticism.
620
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,757
So thank you
621
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,411
for treating yourself like crap.
622
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,282
Now I have
623
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,718
some new paperwork
I need you to sign
624
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,720
that once again gives me
full liability
625
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,809
for your beautiful humanness.
626
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,028
Of course.
627
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,116
Is this it?
628
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,422
Allison, that is
629
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,293
a blank piece of paper.
630
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,426
My bee is drawing up
the official document.
631
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,470
Of course.
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