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Hey! Mind if I come in?

House or bedroom?
'Cause you've already done both.

So what you
doing, huh?

Oh, sadly reminiscing
about the ex-boyfriend?
No.

I'm just finally
boxing up his stuff.

Scarf and beanie collection.

Journals. Drawing charcoals?

What? Are you sending
a care package

to a lesbian art student
in Vermont?

I know, right?
You don't miss
him, do you?

Evan? God, no.
He was the worst boyfriend ever.

Good, 'cause you needed
to break up with him.

But I got to tell
you, ever since,

you've been into hermit mode.

Not true.

I've been hanging out with you
and Dad and Brad.

Okay, that is a little tragic.
I need to make some plans.

Or make new friends.

At a game night.

Why do I have a dark sense
of foreboding?

Because it's happening.

Come on in, you guys.

Um...

Okay, so this is Pam.

She's a disgraced pharmacist
and a delightful person.

This is Troy of
Helena, Montana,

and you already
know School Bus.
I do not.

This is School Bus.You have a lovely home.

You've struck a perfect balance
between clean lines and whimsy.

Not easy to do.

Let's take this party to
the living room, shall we?

Because Troy's
already rummaging.

It's a finely-woven merino.

Thank you.

The name of the game is
Celebrity.

Famous people only.

Okay, this person...

hangs out at the drugstore
parking lot all the time.

Uh, Lisa,
the Human Beatbox.
Correct.

This person did
community service with Pam.

The Other Johnny!
Boom! It was
The Other Johnny.

I know that
because I was there.
Nice.

Are you having fun?Yeah, none of the people
in the bowl are famous.

Well, you're up next,
but, listen, don't worry.

I'll use my angel powers,
and we'll crush it.
Okay.

Time! All right,
Allison's turn. [whoops]

ALLISON:
Okay.

Okay. And... go.

This is a pretty common name?

Chris Smith,
DDS to the streets.

Yes, that's right.

Solid clue.

Okay, this is a part of the...

Pinky Toenail! He's
a religious rapper.

His beats turn water
into wine.

That was fast. God.
TROY:
Yeah.

Oh, this is
an actual celebrity.Joe-Keen Phoenix.

Yes! Wow, um...Wow.

But it's actually
pronounced "Joaquin."

I've only ever read it.Time!

[whooping]Allison, nice!

Good round.

Well, well, well.

We crushed it, and, Pam...

I do believe you
owe me your hair.

Well, a bet's a bet.

[laughs]

Everybody, how
about this?

Victory wig! [whooping]

Looking good, girl.

All right, everybody, round two.

Oh, well, you know,
I think I'm done.

What?! We're having
so much fun.Yeah.

I'm wearing Pam's hair.I can see that.

Well, thank you
for an enchanting evening.

Oh, you are very
welcome... School Bus.

Uh, what's the deal
with this bowl?

Is it, like...?
Like, are you keeping it?

It's a crystal bowl.
I'm keeping it.

Everybody out.

Sure, let's take this
to the guesthouse.For security reasons.

All right, party in the
guesthouse, everybody.
PAM:
Oh, okay.

Easy there, Bradzilla.Don't love when
you call me that.

Look what I just got.Whoa. Is that
the Phantom 2?

It is.That's a top-notch drone, Dad.

Right?
You always have
the best toys, man.

As you should. You
know, you deserve it.

You've built this
successful practice.

Why are you in sales mode?But what is the true
measure of success?

Okay, I guess we're doing this.

I define it as someone looking
out for their friends.

Speaking of which, your buddy,
Steve McGuire, is trying

to sell his house, and I want
to become his listing agent.

Now, I see this
as an opportunity

for a win-win-
win-win-win.

Seems like one
too many wins.

I'd rather stay out of it
if you don't...

Siri, I have
a will to bend.

Here's what I found for
wildebeests. Traveling in packs.

Wait, wait, wait. I didn't know
they traveled in packs.

They do. They also pounce on
opportunities and define success

as looking out
for their friends.

Ah, man. I'll send
Steve an e-mail.

Yes! Call might
feel more personal,

but I'll leave that up to you.

Thanks, Dad.

Got him with
the hard sell.

[beep]

Siri, tell me everything
you know about wildebeests.

Traveling in packs, this mammal
performs an annual...

[traffic signal chirping]

[laughing]:
Oh, hey, Mr. Gibbs.

Of course I have time
for my supervisor.

What's up, man?

What? I'm on angel probation?

Well, wait, wait, wait,
slow down.

You suspended my powers
because I cheated at game night?

Oh, come on.

So I read my human's mind
to let her win at Celebrity.

Big deal. And don't you have
better things to do?

I mean, isn't there a giant
refugee crisis everywhere?

What do I have to do
to get my powers restored?

[chirping]

Ten good deeds?

Isn't that a tad excessive?

[chirping]No, I don't want 11.

I'll take the ten.

[whirring]

What's happening?

I've been put
on angel probation.

The probation part
makes a lot of sense.

I'm offline
from the angel cloud,

which is the information source
I use to protect you.

I have no premonitions,
no powers.

In fact...[whirring]

I'm as stupid as a human.

Who's drilling books
into my wall.

In case of an
earthquake.
I don't think

a paperback copy of Gone Girl's
gonna knock me out.

Well, you obviously haven't
gotten to the twist yet.

Listen to me: you need
to be extra careful, okay?

Because danger
can be anywhere.

[doorbell ringing]

Want to get that?Are you sure?

[whispers]:
It might be the bogeyman!

Allison, the bogeyman
only goes after children.

[drill whirring]

Hi, Evan.
Hey, Allison.

Just here to get my stuff.

This is way worse
than the bogeyman.

At least you can trick
him with riddles.

Come on in.

♪

Okay. Well, I'll get your stuff.

Hey, remember me?
I'm Amy, the S.O.B.

that told Allison
you were cheating on her.

Sound like a pretty good friend.

Don't talk to me.

What are you doing here?

Picking up my stuff.
Thought that was pretty clear.

Sorry, I'm...
I'm a little off today.

Here you go.Thank you.

Mm-hmm.For packaging it all up.

Bye now.

Um...

is there any way
that we can talk,

just, you know,
alone for a second?

One Mississippi. Bye now.

Amy, guesthouse.

[clears throat]

Wow. Terrible reflexes.

So, what's up?

I just wanted to say
how sorry I am

for pretty much being the worst
boyfriend in the world.

Okay. Apology noted.

But not accepted.

Oh.Hey, buddy.

Oh, my gosh, who is this?

Oh, that's Prince.

Where did you get him?Uh, Oliver.

Remember, he, uh, you know,
volunteers at that rescue?

Oh, yeah. How is he?

I haven't seen him or Jenny
since we broke up.

They're both...
they're-they're great.

They're really... they're good.

Bye now.

All right, I should probably go.

Yeah. All right, Prince, car.

[beeping]

Are you seeing this?
This dog is a genius.

Oh, relax. It's just one of
those new trunk-opening sensors.

You know, dogs are actually
much smarter than human beings.

It's just their fascination
with their own butt

that's holding
them back.

See?

Bogeyman and his wonder dog
are gone.

Oh, that was
way too close.

I got to start knocking
out these good deeds

and get back online.

All right, who's hurting
for a good deed?

Oh. This man-bun trim

should count as two good deeds.
One for him

and one for the
rest of the world.

Dado! Nope, never
called you that before.

Didn't quite work.
Felt weird.
What's going on?

Well, I wanted to swing by
and tell you the good news.

That Steve McGuire
hired me as his agent.

Yes, I got your e-card.
Felt very personal.

And as a further thank you,

I wanted to present you
with another opportunity.

And we're back in sales mode.Sharp as a tack.

Can I borrow your drone
for aerial pics of his house?

No. It's brand-new.

Get a selfie stick.

Oh, my God, you think
I would break your drone.

And you don't know
what a selfie stick is, do you?

Yes, I think
you're gonna break my drone.

You're Bradzilla.
It's what you do.

Don't love
when you call me that.

And is this is because I messed
up your toy train set town?

"Messed up." You burnt
West Marvington to the ground.

I was 12, thank you very much.

I'm an adult now,

and I fly drones
all the time at Brookstone.

And I understand
what a lame brag that is.

Please? It would mean
a lot to me.

Fine.
Thank you. Really.

I love you, Dad.

Closed it
with the sincere pitch.
Huh?

Hey, what are you doing here?

Look, I just want to
make sure you're okay.

And to let you know
that I am four deeds in,

and some amount
to get to ten.

I have no math skills
without my you-know-whats.
Mm.

So Evan hasn't dropped
by here, has he?
BRAD:
Whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You've
been hanging out with Evan?MARV: I'm sorry.

Did I just hear the name of
he-who-will-not-be-named?

Okay, guys, he just came
by to pick up his stuff.

It is not a big deal.Good. Good, 'cause I'd be
all up in his face. I'd be like,

"Oh, what's up, Evan?
How you doing?"Look at me, falling for jukes.

I'm flying blind here.

What?What?

MARV:
I will lock you away

in a castle
if you start up again

with he-who-will-not-be-named.

Guys, I'm never even
gonna see him again.

Good.
Except when
I dog-sit

his unbelievably adorable dog
later today.

Oh!
Come on.
Oh! Allison!

Did I mention he is the cutest
puppy-wuppy of all time?

She's always been
dog obsessed.

It's her Achilles' paw.

Sorry. It was hanging out there
like a tomato.

So, what time is Evan coming
over to drop off the dog?

4:00.
4:00.

It's 2:00 now,

which gives me an
incalculable amount of time

to do an indeterminate
number of deeds.

Fullers,
excuse me.

She seems off today.

I mean, she's always off,
but today, it's off-off.

[TV plays quietly]

Go home.
Be with your family.

Tell 'em you love 'em.

Count it.

Go home. Be with
your family.

[sighs]
Go home.

Did you know

that the human body,
with no angel powers,

can get drunk
on eight drinks?

I'm so hungry.

Just a reminder, the plastic
bananas remain plastic.

[barking]

What, dog? I don't
understand you

without my powers, man.[doorbell rings]

[barks]

Oh, turkey dogs.

Oh, good call.

I can't
eat these.

Angels can't eat other birds.

[groans]

Fly, turkey dogs. Fly!

Where's Prince?

Don't ask me.

Why is the door open?

'Cause I
just threw

some... Guys,

is Prince the kind of dog

that if you waved
some food in front

of his nose
and then you just whipped it

out the door,
that he'd go after it?

Because if so...

Oh, my God.

He got out.Oh, no. He probably
didn't get too far.

We'll find him.No, no, no,
no, no.

You guys, wait.
You can't go running off

with each other like that,
not without me,

like you're in some kind
of a damn rom-com.

I'm coming with you.

Oh. After I buckle my...
my old boots.

[sighs]

Now that I'm down here,
I think I'm just gonna...

rest my head on the...
on the kitchen floor.

[groans]

That's like the cool side
of the pillow.

Well, thank you, guys,
for helping us out.

I feel terrible. I can't believe
we didn't find him.

It's almost midnight,
Allison.

We put up all the flyers,
we put a blast out

to all the shelters. I mean,
we're doing everything we can.

I even left a trail
of dog treats leading back

to your house. Uh, you may have
an upcoming raccoon problem.

Look, Prince is a smart dog.
He's gonna find his way back.

The best thing we can
do is just hang here

and wait for him
to come back.

I don't know, guys.Okay,

let's get your mind off this.
Let's make some food, all right?

Everything's
gonna be fine.Let's do it.

Let's grub
it up.Feast!

[chuckles]
Whoa.

Amy.24601,

ready for cell check.

Hey, everybody.

This is Amy.
She's...

This is Amy.

Ah, it's hard to define
what we have, isn't it, kid?

Why can't I open up
these cabinets?

They're baby-proof.

Well,
I guess

if we're cooking tonight,

I'd better turn the gas back on.

[doorbell rings]

Allison, there's
been a terrible accident.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I crashed Dad's drone.

Why would you put it
in a doggy-sized body bag?

Huh? No, I crashed it
right in these glass doors.

It's all Humpty Dumpty'd.
He's gonna kill me.

Great Train Fire of '93
all over again.

Allison, be part
of the solution.

Okay. Here's what you're
gonna do. You're gonna order
a new one online.

Then you're gonna glue
that one back together.
When the new one comes in,

you're gonna swap 'em out,
okay? I've got stuff
you can use in the closet.

[clears throat]

What's that doing here?

Hey, Brad.

If I weren't in the middle
of a serious craft crisis,

I would so handle this
right now.

Wow. Terrible
reflexes.

JENNY:
Do you realize

this is the second night
we were unable to find

a little guy
named Prince?

You're talking
about Bakersfield.

We went all the way up there
to see Prince in concert,

and the tickets
that Oliver got were fake.

But the money I spent
was very real.

And you all
still owe me.

[laughter]

Seriously.
It's been a year.

There was the time
we thought we saw Prince

in the parking lot,
but instead it was just

a snazzy old Filipino lady.

I still
tell people

I saw him.

[laughter]

Such classic, good times.
Remember that time

you guys found me asleep
on the kitchen floor?

[chuckles]

Oh... little pickles.

Guys, I can't stop
thinking about the dog.

I know.

Well, maybe this will help.

Oh, my gosh,
I'm so sorry.

I thought that was gonna
start a super fun food fight.

But now I realize I just
threw meat at your face.

[laughs]

[laughter]

Come with me.Oh.

First of all, I think
I'm fitting in great
with your friends.

Secondly, what was up
with that Evan arm touch?

I don't know. Am I actually
having a good time with Evan?

Am I that idiot girl
who actually thinks

her jerk ex-boyfriend
might have changed?

And am I that idiot friend
who thinks

you two have crazy chemistry?

Do I miss Evan?
Is that even possible?

I don't know.
Without my angel powers,

I am unable to guide you.

Enough with the fake powers.
I need my nice, hard-drinking,

bizarrely wise friend
to give me some good advice.

Okay. I-I think you should...
[exhales]

I'm so sorry. For the first
time in my life, I'm confused.

For the first time?
What about that time you said
you could catch a bullet?

Shoot me and I'll show you.
Actually,

wait until I get
my angel powers back.

[birds chirping]

[phone buzzing]

[groans]

Go for Amy. Roger that.

Hey, everybody! Get up!
Got a hot lead on the dog.

School Bus saw Prince
in the cemetery

while he was digging up... clues
about where to find the dog.

Let's roll!

All right,
I just caught a glimpse of him

over by the Rodriguez funeral,

so I'd start there.

And if you
have time,

Rudolph Valentino
is buried here.

Very powerful
experience.

Okay. Let's go
find Prince!

Allison, honey, I
don't want you to worry.

We're gonna find him. We have
a technological advantage.

Brad, get the drone.

Do we use it in a
cemetery, though?

That seems disrespectful.

The Rodriguezes just
buried their mamacita.

We need it to get
a bird's-eye view.Right,

but wouldn't you want
a dog's-eye view

in this situation? That
would be more helpful, right?

I-I could see using a drone if
Allison had lost Evan's eagle.

Brad, it's every drone owner's
dream

to get called in
on a rescue mission.

Now, let's get the toy.

Be careful
with Evan.

Or go for it.
I don't know. I'm adrift.

And here we go!D... Yeah, let's not...

let's not expect too much
your first time out, Dad.Up.

I...Up!

Oh...

Did you...I think it's

pretty obvious.And you thought
a half-assed

MacGyver job would do the trick?

I... didn't want

to disappoint you
and pull another Bradzilla.

You already think I'm a screwup.

No, no, no, no, no. A klutz
maybe but never a screwup.

Dad, I had to sell you on
recommending me to your friend.

That's because
it's Steve McGuire. He's an ass,

and I was worried about you
having to work with him.Well,

[laughs]
That sounds like quite

the tour de force for Bradzilla.

You're only looking
at one side of that nickname.

The other reason
I call you Bradzilla is

because you don't let anything
stand in your way,

which is why you're such
a good salesman.

So you forgive this dummy
for breaking your cool new toy?

Don't even give it
another thought.

Let's go find this dog.

Thanks, Dad.

Closed him
with the humble pitch.

Hey, mister.

Where you been, huh?[barks]

Korea?[barks]

Koreatown. Sorry. I
should've let you finish.

[bell rings]Wait, my powers are back.

Oh! Finding you must
be my final good deed.

[bell rings]Oh, man.

It feels so good.
Not being able

to talk to dogs made me
feel like a crazy person.

Okay. Now that
I'm back online,

I can see this whole situation
with Allison very clearly.

And this is what I
need you to do.

♪

[whistles]Prince!

Oh, we'll find him soon.

Then we can go out
and celebrate, huh?

Yeah. What?

No, I meant...
"we" as in all of us

go out and celebrate.

But... I know I don't really
have any place to ask this,

but would you maybe someday
be interested in, you know,

going to grab coffee with
an incredibly humbled d-bag?

You know, just to catch
up and... get some coffee.

Um...

WOMAN:
Whose car
is this?!

I need to know
whose car this is!

Um, th-that's mine.
Why? What's up?

There is a dog in there!

Locked up!
On a warm morning![laughs]

Has this place
not seen enough death?!

Buddy!

Oh.
[gasps]Buddy!

Prince!

Hi. Yay!Hey, pal.

Oh, you smell like you've
been eating trash all night,
and I don't even care.

Oh, dude, buddy, you got
into my drawing charcoals.

Yeah, but we found him.

Absolutely.

[groans]
He got into my uke!

[sighs]
Leilani.

That's okay.
We'll fix you back up.

Oh, God, I hope not.

Oh, that dog is
a hero. If I had

to hear "Over the Rainbow"
one more time...

That is so weird. I thought you
guys were all into his ukulele.

You seemed to really love it
up in Big Bear.

A: we were stoned
as statues.We were totally out of it.

And B: we loved that face
you made when he sang

in that vaguely
Samoan accent.

Vaguely Samoan
but completely offensive.

[both laugh]

He got my scarves!

Can I just say?
We miss you, Allison.

I miss you guys, too. I just...
I don't know. I guess

I thought you all, you know,
picked Evan in the breakup

and that's
why we weren't hanging out.Are you kidding?

No, we just wanted to
give you some space.

We were worried that
we remind you of him.

Okay. The three of us,
going out, very soon.

And he got my Tibetan
prayer beads.

Yes. We got
Allison back.

[squeals]

[grunts]
She's all yours.

Hey.

I was bumbling
my way

into wondering
if you might want to get coff...

No. I'm sorry. That was abrupt.

Uh, no, thank you.

I think I just got confused
about who I was missing.

BRAD:
Yeah. So get

in your lame compact SUV

and show me
some taillights.

You heard him.

Dr. Fuller. Dude.

Yeah, Dad, you got
to pull up before you...

None of that went right.

Sorry, Evan.

I swore I'd never say his name.

Take care of yourself, Evan.

[quietly]:
Good boy.