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IRUTTU ARAYIL MURUTTU KUTHU "Fierce Punch in a Dark Room"

What's wrong with you?

Someone might look...

-Do it fast... -I can't match up to your speed...

I'll do it slowly.

Dear...you're really slow!

Quick!

Faster dear...

Hey move...

...move aside.

How long does it take to comb your hair?

Started gawking didn't you guys?

Doesn't have to be double meaning always.

This is our Hero's family.

They're here to fix a match for our Hero.

Finding a match is not a new thing to them.

Let's see why the previous matches, didn't work out.

You're...

...Shwetha's ex-boyfriend right?

You're Reshma's...

...Sakshi's?

Krithika's?

Pari...?

...Nandhini's?

...Priya's ex-boyfriend right?

This is Veera, our Hero.

A perfect Playboy.

Flirting with girls is his full time job.

Umm...why didn't your son come along?

Ah...my son is been finding fault with every girl he meets.

That's the reason, we've come to fix a match for him this time.

Sir, in order to marry my daughter, the guy should be very capable of it.

He's our Heroine's father,

one of a kind character.

Have a look, how he tortured the guys came looking for a match.

Let's see, he's having field beans...

He's farting instead of an erection.

Crap!

Son, please stand up.

Sir, what are you looking at?

Nothing much, you don't seem that tall...

...wonder how's your thing?

-Huh? -Oh no.

Son, piss on that board.

I'll turn around.

Sir, how do you expect me to hit that?

If you can't hit that, wonder how will you last during sex?

On top of it,

he's should be man who will satisfy my daughter's sexual needs.

I thought of tonsuring my head at Tirupathi after my son's marriage.

But he's focused on satisfying sexual needs.

I have to run few checks, before I can let you guys see my daughter.

First let them meet.

If they like each other, then we can run the checks.

-You see... -Just shut up!

At least now listen to them.

Excuse me, please call your brother.

-If he's free they can meet tomorrow. -Sure.

Hey, come here.

Brother...

Where's your Boss?

Boss was just right here a while back.

Check for a crowd, you can find him laundering there.

Give me the money.

-We won't give, -You won't?

Don't torture me like this, give me the money.

Look, we three will play a game now...

...the loser from the game will pay up.

Fine, let's play the game.

I'll see who wins!

Shaa!

Boo!

...buddy, my hands are paining.

-Hey look here... -Son, be patient...

Ah!...his hands are paining...

...then shall we play another game?

Let it fly, let the dove fly.

OK!

Dove...fly away!

Crow...fly away!

Hey! who the hell are you calling a crow?

Do you think I'll call you a crow?

You're the ugliest raven!

What's happening here?

They're refusing to pay up.

It seems only the winner from the game will pay up.

I agreed to it, but now they've started another game.

-Another game...? -They've been torturing me.

Fine, just calm down.

I'll deal with them.

Come on, Boss.

What's you problem, why aren't you guys paying up?

Boss...

...we three are going to play a game.

The loser from the game will pay the bill.

So you'll play a fair game? Ok fine then go on.

Just wait and watch.

Shaa!

Boo!

-Thri! -Look at their atrocity.

What's he doing down under?

-Hey get up... -Bloody get up...

-What's with the sleeping? -Sorry, Boss.

Sorry, Boss.

Now who's going to start the game?...start now.

-We'll start now... -Just start it...

Shaa!

Boo!

Ah...Thri!

Damn you guys, you don't have to pay, just leave.

-Thank you boss. -thank you...thank you!

They just ran away without paying...

Ready?

Ready!

One...

Two...

Ah!

What the hell are you guys doing?

Farmers committing suicides.

Suicides due to love failure.

Even suicides due to mortgage.

But, this is...

...due to wive's torture...

...a mass suicide.

That's right, suicide it is.

What's the problem with your wife?

-You want reason? -Yes!

Tell him the reason.

Bull from the Jallikattu,

yes.

And the wives...

Point it the other side.

...are the same.

How's that?

There's no issue with who raises it...

...only the issue lies with the tamer.

They're killing it.

-What about you? -Suicide...

...is against my faith.

Him?

In spite of it...

...due to my wife's torture...

...it's a mass suicide.

Hey!

Thank you brother.

Buddy me too...

-Hey, what's wrong with you? -I'm going to commit suicide too...

They have issues, 'cause they're married.

But my issue is that I'm not getting married.

Why are you laughing?

Hey!

Hey.

Why are you crying now?

Why are you getting emotional?

Hey!

What's it?

I've decorated the bar for its first anniversary.

But you guys have been torturing me to the core.

I thought you guys will celebrate with dancing and singing.

Buddy, please calm down.

You want a party right?

Party right? Come on!

Buddy!

You never mentioned, what the song should be?

Sing about the Bar.

"Buddy, get me a quarter..."

"...you've got to pay up, once you finished your drink."

"Get together and say Cheers!"

"If sorrows vanish, it's definitely heaven"

"Caste is never an issue inside a Bar"

"Why don't try finding one, who doesn't drink in this town"

"WhatsApp, Facebook, Tinder..."

"...chicks are available whenever you log in."

"Flirting, Dating and making out..."

"...no matter what I do, it becomes a rumor"

"Name was tarnished, and was fluttered high up."

"Due to all this, I couldn't even get a wife"

"Hey, I asked you to sing about the bar, not your sob story."

"Sorry Buddy"

"Just check this out..."

"Who the hell did invent this alcohol?"

"Your head will spin, once you have it."

"Pride and respect were lost..."

"...I jinxed it with having the alcohol."

"The name got tarnished in the locality"

"I apologize to everyone, I'm so sorry"

"I'm so sorry!"

"I'm so sorry...I'm so sorry!""

"I'm so sorry!"

"Buddy, get me a quarter..."

"...you've got to pay up, once you finished your drink."

"Get together and say Cheers!"

"If sorrows vanish, it's definitely heaven"

"Caste is never an issue inside a Bar"

"Why don't try finding one, who doesn't drink in this town"

-Excuse me, Sir! -Yeah.

Order please?

-Give me two minutes. -Ok Sir.

Why are you late?

-Hello... -Hi!

I've spotted you, just turn to your left.

You're wearing a Grey shirt right?

Oh my God!

HI!

Hi, I'm Veera.

Thendral!

-Enough of shaking... -Huh?

I meant the hand shake, could you order please.

Oh...Ok.

Hot Chocolate for me...

...I'll have an Ice Tea.

-Ok. -Thank you.

I know him from somewhere!

Where do I know him from?

-Think! -It's done...

What's it?

You're wondering, where you know me from?

-Isn't that what you're thinking? -Ah..uh..Ah...Uh!

I was....

...I knew it.

If you stress for another two minutes.

You can figure, who's ex-boyfriend I am.

Huh!...am I right?

Then you'll feel guilty of marrying your friend's ex-boyfriend.

I'm sorry to say this, I'll leave.

Were there many girlfriends?

What?

Were there many girlfriends?

Ummm.

There weren't many though...

Why don't you give me an exact number?

She caught me off guard.

What's he doing under with his hands?

-Uh! -Kavita...

Count doesn't seem to stop...

seems like a long list.

Gayathri...

Oh no...shit!

It's burning, It's burning.

Sorry...Sorry!

Wait, I'll wipe it off you.

Oh God! I'm so sorry!

Hey look there...

...doesn't look like she's wiping 'cause he's coming,

but does look like he's coming 'cause she's wiping.

-Is it too hot? -Yes, it's really hot.

Wait, I'll put ice on it cool it down.

Oh, Sorry...Sorry!

-Look there... -I didn't really think...

So Sorry!

-Sorry... -It's Ok.

I never expected our first meeting to be a comedy.

Looking at your girlfriends list...

...I believe ten fingers will fall short.

Oh no, nothing like that.

It's like...

...I really don't care about your ex-girlfriends.

-You don't? -that's right.

Just 'cause you were in a lot of relationships.

Many would've rejected you.

But I have a positive take on that matter.

What's so positive in that?

You've to spend a lot of time to impress and date a girl.

Got to appreciate them...

...have to spend a lot...

...also have to use pick up lines from Gautham Menon and Maniratnam's movies.

Will have to extremely pamper them.

Only all these antics will lure a girl.

But you've been doing this as a full time job.

-Thank you. -Hmmm?

-Don't be proud of it. -Huh?

What was the reason for all the break-ups?

Each had its own reason to it.

That's about it!

Issue arises, when you see their true colours once you start dating.

Let's do one thing.

-What's it? -I like you.

I mean, your appearance...

...you're straight forward, I like that too.

As every girl, even I liked to be pampered.

So let's date for a while.

Let's go on a trip for a week.

-Trip? -Yeah.

Not just us.

People will talk!

With your friends, in particular if they're a couple...

...we can take them along.

I'll be waiting for your call.

Hmmm...Ok.

-See you. -Bye.

-Buddy! -What's it?

-I went to meet a girl today. -That's a routine now.

-Who's friend was she? -Nothing of that sort.

What everyone perceived as negative in me...

...she perceived that as positive.

Oh!

Sounds like she's a fan of well seasoned bat.

-Hey! -Just kidding.

Why don't you then fix a date for wedding?

That's where lies an issue.

Our culture has totally changed.

The entire family wants me to date her for a while.

This culture has been since PT Usha was born.

Just date her.

Doesn't work that way.

They want us to date in every manner.

-Huh? -Yeah.

Nice family!

In a country with diverse culture.

I feel really proud thinking of my girlfriend.

What?

You have a girlfriend?

Yes...I have a girlfriend.

That was the good news I was talking about.

Oh!

Many would've seen their girlfriends for the first time at beach, bus or a park.

Do you know, where I saw her for the first time?

-Brother, One Full Vodka... -Vodka full right?

Here take this, I've kept it aside for you.

-Here take this. -Yeah.

I decided right away, when I saw her blaze through the crowd.

That she's my girlfriend.

I followed the path laid by the God...

...at a coffee shop...

...I gathered up all my courage...

...do you know how I proposed my love to her?

Excuse me!

Hmmm.

I saw you at the wine shop.

I've been following you for days.

I felt like expressing it today.

If you don't mind, shall I say something?

What's it?

Nothing much, shall I join you as your boyfriend?

Boyfriend?

If you take me as your boyfriend...

...I'll get you booze right away with just a message or a call.

I won't even take money for that.

Mother Promise?

I swear on my mother.

Ok, you can join from tomorrow.

Ah!

Then put this in your head.

I'm not able to believe this.

Damn!

Fine, that you saw her at a new place.

But did you check, if she was my EX?

Not a chance.

She's really a pious one.

Huh?

We've gone to the next stage only after confirming everything.

Oh...Oh!

That's fantastic, just a miss.

-Buddy I have an idea. -What's it?

I was wondering how to invite you...

...now you and your girlfriend, I and my girlfriend.

If we go on a trip somewhere and spend some time.

I'll get married.

That's not possible, not a chance.

Why?

How can I just ask her out of nowhere?

May be you can't, let me invite her.

Give me her number.

-988 -988

-420 -420

-3379. -3379.

Ex-Kavya!...oh no.

-Have a drink Veera. -I don't want.

Why? Don't you like me?

How would someone like you?

Huh?

All that you need is sex and drinks.

Do you even think of something else?

Tell me, who would even like you?

Don't say such things Veera.

Look here.

We both know very well...

...that we both aren't a match.

So, just let it go. Won't work out.

-No Veera, don't leave me. -Listen to me.

Let go off my hand.

Listen to me, it won't work out for us.

Take you hands off, take your hands off damn it!

Damn!

Hey, I will definitely make you mine.

A pious one, huh!

Buddy, If I invite it won't be right.

Network is down too, why don't you call yourself.

Please dear call, please call her.

-Oh no! -What's it?

-It's 12PM. -So?

Hey!

Open the gate!

-Customers are waiting, open. -Customers?

Oh God no!

They're my Gods.

How come so many at noon?

Booze and Women.

Whenever they're available, the crowd will be frenzy.

-Is that so? -Hmmm.

Nothing much, friend and his girlfriend are heading to Bangkok for a week.

They've invited me as well.

Fine, just get me alcohol for a week and you can leave.

Oh no, I won't get a Visa if I'm alone.

I've told them, that will bring you along.

Ok, show me the photograph.

I don't have his girlfriend's picture.

Not his girlfriend's picture, I meant your friend's picture.

His picture...why do you want to?

Will you or will you not show the picture?

I'll show.

Will she cut me loose, looking at him.

God, I've faith in you.

Oh no, she's flattered. Please baby, if you don't come I won't be able...

Fine I'm coming, let go.

Thank you.

It's going to be fun.

-Hi! -Hi!

-Hello. -How are you?

I was just trying to call you.

-He's my friend Vasu. -Hi.

Isn't your girlfriend coming along?

Girlfriend did say will come along...

Hi!

I agreed to come along on this trip,

is to make you mine.

Don't even try, it will never work out.

Isn't your dress a little too long?

She's ignoring me.

Come in.

What's this?

"Men Strictly not Allowed"

Hey Veera!

It says "Men Strictly not Allowed".

There must've been a lesbian party earlier.

Why aren't we invited?

Next time, we'll locate the place and crash the party.

Sorry Veera for making you wait.

No issues uncle.

-The house looks awesome. -Thank you.

Didn't know that "Samayil Manthiram" has got a branch in Bangkok.

Come on.

DAY 1, 11:30 AM.

The house mates are entering the house.

Good Choice.

-Ya. -I think this house will be perfect for us.

Did something cross?

You wait here.

WOW!

Very nice.

Veera!

Do not open that door.

My friend has his important documents stashed there.

Ok guys, you have one hour to get ready.

-We're heading out. -Ok!

Hmmm!

Buddy.

How to impress them?

That was a good question.

If we ponder and calculate...

You're in deep thoughts, what's it?

I found a way buddy.

-What's it? -A song sequence is the answer.

Song?

"Ya...Ya...she got me knocked out..."

"...with her googly eyes."

"Realized that I'm lost..."

"...I'm going crazy, just 'cause of you"

"Days have gone darker..."

"...and my dreams are more colorful now"

"Her cold speech just melted like an ice"

"I too happened to get a great catch"

"Ya...Ya...she got me knocked out..."

"...with her googly eyes."

"Realized that I'm lost..."

"...I'm going crazy, just 'cause of you"

"She gallops like the mighty Devasena charging towards me"

"I became Baahubali, when she went past me."

"Killer looks"

"Gets me hard"

"And makes me watch Porn..."

"Lifelines have vanished jerking off"

"Pimple made its appearance."

"Something is wrong..."

"...everything is in vain"

"When it was switched on..."

"...the bulb fused out."

"Ya...Ya...she got me knocked out..."

"...with her googly eyes."

"Realized that I'm lost..."

"...I'm going crazy, just 'cause of you"

"Days have gone darker..."

"...and my dreams are more colorful now"

"Her cold speech just melted like an ice"

"I too happened to get a great catch"

"Ya...Ya...she got me knocked out..."

"...with her googly eyes."

"Realized that I'm lost..."

"...I'm going crazy, just 'cause of you"

-Veera... -Hmmm?

From the seven days we had planned...

...a day is over.

Whatever you did, nothing really impressed me.

What's that?

She meant, "The cake is half baked".

Where's my silky siren...Hey!

There's no use in hanging out to impress her,

best way is to, do it inside the house.

Day 1, 11:30pm.

The housemates unaware of the ghost in the house are peacefully sleeping.

Day 2, 08:30AM.

"Extremely energetic and effective Viagra"

"Just one, will salute like a soldier"

What if I take them all?

Will be saluting endlessly!

Should I have this?

Veera!

-Hey! -What's it?

Are you just gonna take a piss drinking water?

What else do you want me to drink?

drink this milk.

Only milk will make it hard like the strong Pamban Bridge.

-What about you? -I'm fine with just water.

Water...?

Hey.

Whatever!

Why is it so bitter?

It must be green tea.

He must've mistook bitterness will help his sex life.

Hey!

-What's happening? -Operation success.

Operation...what kind of operation?

It's Viagra buddy, I mixed it in the milk to see if it gets hard.

It did get hard...

You just wait...

Why am I getting hard?

Even I had one mixed in that, for me.

I wouldn't help a friend.

-So even this is... -Yes!

Now what do we do?

-What do we...? -Let me have a word with little brother...

-Brother please go to sleep. -Brother!

Please calm down, and listen to your elder brother...

It's not going down.

What's it?

It's getting crushed.

-Oh God no... -Damn you...

-I got an idea... -What's it?

If we can take control of all the six senses...

...we can control this too, we're going to meditate.

Use this to push it down, and follow my steps carefully.

Take control of your heart,

take a deep breath...

...and close your eyes. You'll attain nirvana.

Ready?

One.

Two.

Three!

Buddy!

Now open your eyes.

Everything would've settled and calmed down.

Oh my God!

Oh God no...

Hey calm the fuck down...

Hey!

It doesn't seem to calm down.

What do we do now?

Idiot come with me.

Oh God...even the cold is not getting it down.

I will have to hammer it down.

-Hey...buddy! -I'm coming...

Oh God!

Did you call me?

Get here soon.

-Why did you call me? -The door bell is ringing.

Veera!

-Oh god they're here... -How can we with this...?

Why are you turned that side?

-What if you peek? -Damn it, turn around.

-Hey open the bloody door. -What do we do now?

Veera! Do not open that door.

Be careful.

How come the table is in the air, without being held?

-That...ummm.... -Did you watch the movie Baasha?

Didn't you believe in that frame-less shades he wore.

Why is that you can't believe this?

Fine, don't get worked up.

That's the issue, it's all worked up!

Fine, where are you taking that table?

That...ummm...that....

-We're shifting... -Shifting?

Come on.

-Be careful. -I'm careful...

-Careful... -What's wrong with them?

Buddy, take it slow.

How long are we going to hold...? What's it?

-It tickles. -Damn!

Careful!

-Be careful. -Like that...come on.

-They're close... -Come in faster...

Come here, they might see it.

It feels weird.

Oh!

Why is everything closed?

-Why is it like this? -I know...

-Hey come... -They're headed here.

OK!

Yes!

Take out that tissue paper!

Oh...Yes!

OH MY GODDD!!!

-Veera? -Vasu?

Phew!

-Right there... -Veera...

Hey, what are you guys doing here?

Just like that, isn't it a lovely room?

Didn't uncle warn you guys not to come inside.

Get out.

As if he's a big shot.

-What would he know? -I can't give him that respect.

Day 2, 05:30 PM.

Little did they know, how they've instigated the ghost at peace...

...Veera and Vasu are busy discussing how to impress their lovers.

She's been ranting to impress her,

-She doesn't seem to care... -For that they've to sleep with us.

Did we come this far to look at them sleep together?

I need an idea.

I have an idea.

Shall I?

Let's scare them saying there's a ghost in this house.

If at all they don't sleep with us hearing that,

I'll change my name.

Hmmm?

-Really... them? -Hmmm.

No ways.

-Not good? -It's an old idea.

I have an idea.

I'll jump in to the water.

You start screaming, so that they can hear.

When they come rushing to see what happened?

Let us tell them, we don't know swimming.

Sounds like fun.

Then my girlfriend will jump in to save me,

and give me a CPR to save my life...

Damn!

Hey...what are you doing?

Buddy, I'll execute your plan today.

Let my girlfriend give me CPR today, we'll find another idea for you tomorrow.

-Start screaming damn it. -Fine, you start screaming.

-Kavya...Kavya! -Please someone help.

My friend fell in to the water.

Please someone come and save him.

Save him please!

-What happened? -Come on...faster.

-Oh my God! -He doesn't know swimming.

Please someone save him.

Poor thing, he's too young to die.

I don't know swimming either, now who will help him.

Don't worry, I'll help.

Hey!

-You be careful. -Help...help...help!

Nothing wrong.

-Give me your hand. -Relax!

[groans]

[panting]

Hey... Is he ok?

He isn't breathing.

-You have to give him CPR. -Move aside.

Hey what happened?

Hey what?

You're pretending to drown in a three feet swimming pool.

Might take a leap to give CPR.

Just see what I'm going to do.

[thump] [groans]

Oh God no!

Day 2, 09:30PM.

It's gone pulpy.

Hey!

Stop laughing and plan something.

Oh God!

Why should I plan for a Vasectomy.

I've told you million times not to laugh making me angry.

Tell me.

Fine, let's do one thing.

Let's tell them there's a ghost in this house.

They'll feel scared to sleep alone, and that'll work for us.

Do you know how it sounds, Veera?

Someone renamed Mounaragam and Chatriyan as Raja Rani and THERI.

Bloody fool!

Didn't I give the same idea earlier?

If at all you had agreed to it...

It's torn apart...oh God!

It doesn't matter, whose idea was it.

We have to execute that.

-What shall we do? -Let's scream.

-Ok? -Scream...

One...Two...Three!

Oh God no!

Ghost...Ghost!

What happened...what happened?

Hey don't scream.

There's a ghost in the house.

Ghost? Then why don't you get inside your room.

-I won't... -I too won't...

We're scared to sleep alone.

If so, shall I sleep with you?

Who exactly did you ask that?

I was asking my boyfriend.

I'm on for tonight buddy.

Fine, wait for five minutes in your room. I'll come.

-Ok! -Huh!

Yes...Yes!

Woohoo!

Finally the condoms I got have a purpose.

Wonder if they're enough, 'cause condoms are expensive than ho's here.

Please God save me.

Huh?

She seems more enthused than me.

Asked me to wait, but she's already under the sheets.

Got me all riled up and she's all tucked in.

Wait, I'll get under your sheets.

Kavya!

Kavya!

Turn...

She doesn't seem to turn...

Doesn't matter, let me get inside.

Let me first put my legs on her.

And see if it works out.

Oh your fragrance!

Let's start from the leg.

She's co-operative.

The legs are solid.

Let's take it to the waist now.

Why is the waist so rough?

Doesn't matter.

Let's get to the top now.

Kavya.

Thendral.

Thendral!

Turn around.

Oh God no!!!

[screams]

What's it?

-What happened inside? -There's a ghost.

There's ghost here too, what do we do now?

Buddy I'm really scared.

[screams]

Not only in the room, you're out too.

Why are these idiots attacking us?

Hey...stop there.

Day 2, 11:30PM.

Disturbed men not able to sort the difference between their lovers and the ghost.

Day 3, 09:00AM.

I need to talk to you.

Hey...don't be like this.

Please say something.

Please!

Last night when I got ready for you.

you came attacking me saying that I'm a ghost.

It's not like how it looks.

Why would I attack you with a broom?

I swear there's a ghost in the house.

Don't give me lame excuses such a ghosts.

I swear, there's a ghost here. Please believe me.

Leave me alone.

Damn, the hole is shut now.

What happened baby?

It's been a month since I did it, so the hole is shut now.

What did you say?

It's shut, 'cause you haven't done it for a month?

-Oh God no! -What happened?

Idiot why the hell are you crying?

What happened?

Hey what happened?

There are people who haven't done it for 26 years, but it's shut now just for a month.

-Wonder who was it and how he did it? -Why is he crying?

-Wonder how many times he did it. -I have no idea.

I thought she was clean slate, but never knew I was dating a notice board.

Hey, what happened?

Ask her, ask her damn it.

What happened?

I didn't do it for a month, and the hole is shut now.

What?

-The nose ring. -Nose...

Oh nose ring!

-Hey! -Fine.

It's better that I check myself.

Show me your face.

That's right, it is shut close.

-I got scared. -Shut the fuck up.

Thank you!

That was close!

Day 3, 07:30PM.

The fly was on, how did it go down.

How come it's again down.

It must be her.

Bloody!

Hey!

Are you playing with my zipper?

Hey, you're kidding right?

So it wasn't you.

I don't stoop to such level.

As if...

...she's the most beautiful one.

Oh God!

Don't you even know how to zip up.

Get up.

Not that...

...I think it's stuck inside.

Don't touch it with your hands, don't.

Ah! Superb. Thanks.

Hey!

You're dress is stuck in to my zipper.

Careful...pull it.

Oh God no!

-Soon, before someone gets here. -Oh...they're on right in the open.

Pull it hard.

Why is he closing his eyes?

Hey, why have you closed your eyes?

My friend and his girlfriend are making out.

If I peek, then it won't look good, that's why.

Fool!

Your friend is making out, with your girlfriend.

Have a closer look, bloody blind idiot!

Move!

Hey Veera, I was suspicious when she asked for your picture.

Shame on you guys, you're get it on in the living room.

-Oh its stuck! -Oh God, what's this?

It's like someone nabbing a bride who's just married.

-Hey, pull it out! -Harder!

Hey!

Oh no...he seems like a horny monkey.

Look there, look there.

Look at them go at it!

And he's trying hard to get in.

-Everything's over now. -Damn you!

Leave!

-What's happening here? -Look here.

Ok...wait.

[screams]

Oh God, she cut it down.

Snake guard is down now.

Day 3, 09:30 PM.

Hey pour a drink.

who was in the bedroom yesterday and who was playing with the zipper,

Veera and Vasu are confused on who was it.

Hey! Pour it right!

I did pour it right.

It was there, when I did.

Really? Pour it right this time.

Hey!

What are you doing?

Are you high already?

I'm not high yet. [thud]

Huh?

Fine.

You go and check on that, I'll pour the drink.

How did that glass move?

I'm not the type to get so high.

I don't get high so soon, how's it possible?

[thud]

Hey!

Place that properly.

I think he's gone crazy.

How did this fall down?

I did place this right.

[thud] Huh?

Hey, are you pitch drunk?

You're not placing it right.

Yeah, I'm really high.

Why don't you try placing it right.

Aah! Move man.

Is it okay now? COme.

[thud]

[heavy footsteps on wood]

[heavy footsteps on wood] [ghostly music]

[heavy footsteps on wood] Oh god! Ghost!

When it steps on this power, its foot prints will appear.

Hope they'll believe looking at the foot prints.

-Yes. -Keep putting it.

Don't leave a spot open.

-Come on sooner. -Yeah.

That's it.

Let it come now, we'll face it.

What happened?

There's a ghost in this house.

-Oh no! -Not again!

What to do?

[metal and glass tumbling noise]

What's that noise?

Come soon.

It's the ghost for sure. [heavy footsteps]

Come, I'll prove now. [heavy footsteps]

[heavy footsteps]

What's it?

Ghost is going for a walk.

Oh God!

Ghosts doesn't go on a walk.

Let that go.

Do they have timing? You're worried about its walking.

Ok open the door.

-You want us to open the door? -Open it.

If there's nothing outside, these devils will beat us up.

God please save us.

Are there foot prints?

See, can you see the foot prints of the ghost.

Did you guys see that? Be careful.

Come on.

-Come soon. -Look there.

This is what happened when we were having drinks.

You weren't ready to believe.

Look there, it went straight ahead.

It's inside this.

Oh god, it's inside the room.

The ghost is inside.

Then open the door and check.

Really you want to open and check, no need.

When it's inside, let's runaway from this house.

Open the door and check.

What's wrong with you, its just like conjuring.

If we get in, we'll get whacked by the ghost.

Don't you understand?

You get in then.

It might be changing, why do we have to?

Just shut up, let's get out of the house.

Open and check.

-I said open... -If we get in, we'll be dead.

She opened it.

Die you guys.

Veera, it's pitch dark in here.

Hit it then...

Hit on its head, hit it.

You're trying to scare us by getting in to our beds.

Switch on the lights, we'll look at its face and hit it.

-Uncle! -What the hell man!

-Uncle it's you. -If at all I knew wouldn't have come.

I whacked you thinking you're the ghost.

Uncle why did you come here?

What's with these stories?

No...I have no idea how he got here.

Ssssh!

You speak really sweet,

and you care about women and appreciate them.

I thought these qualities made the girls like you.

I feel ashamed, when I see how you lie and behave lewdly to impress girls.

I'm not...

Wonder how I trusted you and came all the way here.

-Damn... -Thendral just listen to...

I'm leaving to Chennai in the morning.

Hey...hey Thendral.

You!

Hey, Thendral.

Thendral!

Cool, now It's a free pass for me.

Why is she smiling and dancing?

No matter what happens, my girlfriend seems to be fun.

Thendral. Hey.

Which idiot put that sticker on the glass?

Morons, ok let's start the job.

She's all riled up now.

I'm the man cover for my baby who is without one.

Undertaker get ready for the Smack Down.

I didn't mean to cheat you Thendral.

I swear there's a ghost in this house.

I did all this to prove that.

Hey Thendral, please.

Aah! [steel glass tumbling down]

Why did I even come here.

As if there were no men at all...

-I came trusting this guy all the way. -How come I hear Thendral's voice outside.

I am to be blamed.

Then who's here?

I very well deserve this.

[ghostly music]

[panics]

[ghost hissing]

-I knew you will come, Veera. -[ghost hissing]

At least now, you've understood me.

Looks like she's more horny than me.

She got right in to the sheets.

Wait up dear, I'm coming...

[growling]

Do you really like me so much?

[ghost growls]

[screams]

I feel like a fool coming down here.

Damn it!

[cutlery tumbling and crackling] [screams]

Keep running!

You guys didn't believe when we said there's a ghost.

Run! Run!

Break open it and run.

Come on, come on...quick.

Buddy, we didn't take our clothes.

It's not important, just leave.

Move aside.

Come on... come faster.

-What's this! -Fast!

Hey!

Hey stop!

[buzz] Huh?

[buzz] Huh?

[buzz] [groans]

-Hey! -My leg!

-Ah! -Hey!

-I'm not able to put the head through. -Hey!

Eh?

[groans] Huh?

[ghostly music] [growls]

I was waiting all these years for virgin guys like you.

I got killed in an accident 25 years ago without experienceg any sexual pleasures.

I admired and expected the most was sex in my life.

I never got to have sex.

If it's sex, it has to be with a virgin guy.

Unfortunately no one here is a virgin guy.

You were the only virgin guys I found till date.

You won't be able to go past me.

One among you, should have sex with me.

Only then, my soul will rest in peace.

Another important thing...

...whoever is ready to have sex with me.

will die after that.

[howls]

You can't neither run nor can hide.

I will be watching!

Day 4, 08:30 AM.

[laughs]

Hey!

How is that you can laugh in such serious situation.

Buddy, I feel really funny.

[laughs]

Why?

That ghost has gone crazy.

[laughs]

What are you trying to say?

I don't get it.

The ghost said that she won't let go off virgin boys.

I can understand if it doesn't want to let go off me.

The entire town knows that you're not a virgin,

when I think of that, oh God can't take it.

Who said that I'm not a virgin.

Buddy don't be kidding.

I know you inside out.

I even know how many you've done it with.

Don't be kidding that you're a virgin boy.

Hey.

I swear, I'm a virgin.

What about Thulasi?

Vaibhavi?

Yaashika?

Nikki?

Bloody sinner!

I sacrificed my feelings, thinking you've done it with them.

Why have you been ranting all along?

We're at the verge of dying.

Think of an idea to evade it.

For that you've to do something.

Huh?

What is that?

-Money. -Oh Ten rupees coin.

Wasn't One Rupee used in Sivaji?

Nowadays Nine rupees GST on One Rupee.

Logic?

-That's right. -So what?

If it's tails, we'll take the peaceful route.

If it's heads, then we roar in aggression.

Correct!

Shall I flip it?

Whoa! It's neither, the coin landed in the middle.

It's the Ghost's route.

Let's do one thing.

We'll follow through the Ghost's route.

And will torture it relentlessly.

So that it will chase us out itself.

-Is it possible? -Hmm.

Ok let's go.

[whoosh] Huh?

-Eh? Oh no! -Oh god!

"Bite in to it hard like you're digging in to Slurpee chicken curry"

"Hold on to it, if you could"

"Get it on, manage to jerk off however you can"

"Catch hold of it, if you can"

"The curse of Virgin Boys will get to you."

"It's a curse as pure as a fire, won't let you go"

"Bloody moron, jerk off!"

"I dare you to lay your hands on it"

Once more please!

"Stinking undie Amudhavalli"

Damn you, hey...hey!

Do you even know the value of alcohol?

I don't care, you either get me alcohol...

...or take me on a roller coaster ride.

[couch creaks] Whoa!

Wow! Thank you man.

That ghost isn't powerful, we're just 5 feet high.

Hey, take it little higher.

Are you fucking kidding me, take it higher.

[thud] [screams]

Bloody! Who do you think you're trying to scare?

I'll break your bones.

Ya! [glass breaking sound]

Hi Viewers!

There's a ghost in this house.

You don't believe me right?

I'll prove it to you guys now.

Once I finish counting 1,2,3...a ghost will cross swiftly.

Do you wanna see?

One...Two...Three!

"We came down to dance like Danga Maari"

Hey come here.

Come on.

Bloody!

I've told you enough, to cross swiftly once I finish the count.

Huh! Just Go.

Ah...Ok!

Ready?

One...Two...Three!

"Stinking undie Amudhavalli"

What's it now?

When are you guys going to sleep with me?

Huh?

Fucking she can't stop ranting of sleeping with her.

Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror?

How do you expect to sleep with you, when you look like this?

-Move aside. -Get lost.

Look at that head.

What you staring at?

Why would we say no, if you're good looking.

Crap Face!

Day 5, 10:00 AM.

Hi!

She looks like a meat ball sub wrapped in hot pants.

Wow!

Oh wet Girl!

It's raining cats and dogs, can I come in?

Hey!

Don't be shaking both yours!

My legs are out of control.

At least it's just the legs that are out of control.

But my di!

Hello!

I'm telling the truth.

Shall I...?

Please, please come in.

Ah!

Close it.

-Buddy get the towel. -I'm on it.

Excuse me!

Sit on the couch.

-Give it to her. -Thank you.

-Move a bit. -Just wait!

Is there anyone else at home?

We both are bachelors.

What about girlfriends?

-We did have... -But they left us in despair.

-[coughs] -Oh god, I'll get her some water.

How come nothing is here.

Hey!

-[coughs] -Damn!

There's no water.

No water?

It's in the fridge, did you check?

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Did you check?

-Hey! -Hmmm?

So... sweet!

Hey, damn. Let go...

Hey!

[gulping]

[groaning]

[moaning]

-Hello? -Yes...

Did you guys have breakfast?

We didn't.

But have decided to have now.

-What's it? -We meant fruits!

Oh!

Where's the restroom?

-It's inside the bedroom. -Ok.

Don't we have to go to the kitchen to have fruits?

But to have this fruit, we can even go to the bedroom.

-Shall we? -Ah... let's go.

Buddy let me go first.

-I'll go... -Ah!

[groans]

Buddy don't leave me out of this.

Pull her in... pull her.

I think this is the best position.

Ah... awesome! [door bell rings]

Who the hell is ringing the door bell?

-Check the door. -You come too.

Why should I come?

What if you start off without me, I won't leave you alone.

[door bell rings] [door bolt opened]

Who is it? [door creaks open]

Oh God!

-What happened? -Our girlfriends are here.

Oh no!

Buddy she's missing.

Missing?

Hey, she's a professional must've hid somewhere.

First let's take care of them.

-What do we do? -Open it slowly.

It shouldn't look like we are horny.

You guys are fine, right?

Hope you're fine?

Ah... why are you guys here?

Should've left, like you did earlier.

How can we just leave you guys.

Look, who we got along with us.

Uh!

New house mates arrive at the House.

Father Jack and Mother Rose!

Ummm... It's nothing... Father...

There's a ghost in our house...

[groans] [girls gasp]

[groans]

Father.

Father can sense that there are a lot of issues inside your house.

Father is thinking of coming to your house to get it resolved.

-Can we come? -For god sake please come.

-Please come. -Can we come now?

-Sure you can. -Please come.

Please do come.

What's this?

They both were enough to find her.

But there are two more to add on.

I have a feeling that they must be frauds.

Let's wait and watch.

Father is sure, that there's a supernatural force in this house.

Hey, he already found out that there's a ghost in the house.

Everyone in the town knows that.

-Let's see if they can find the girl. -What are they whispering?...Father!

There are valuable things inside this house.

If we loot them all.

We can have a lavish life for next six months.

Then you start marking.

I'll take care of the moving during the night.

Yes, Mother.

Thank you Father.

God Bless You!

What are they going to do inside?

They're scheming, let's wait and watch.

-My child... -Tell me.

-Come forward. -Ok Father.

Wondering when he'll start again...?

There he is.

Father!

For God sake, no one should come inside.

Father is asking everyone to wait here.

Father!

Chandramukhi's chest, must be full of jewels.

Do you think they'll drive the ghost away?

Not a chance, baldy is just faking it.

Did you see that?

Father...Teak Wood.

-What's he doing? -He's overdoing it.

LED TV, would fetch us Twenty Five thousand.

Delighted!

Father, that's a dead end.

Father!

It's the dining area, nothing is of value for us.

Bloody, that baldy is spitting on the floor.

Father.

Don't stop him.

Father doesn't like anyone intruding.

Please co-operate.

Let them go.

Their fate to get beaten up can't be changed.

-Wow, it's awesome. -Awesome!

If we just sell the paintings, I think we'll have a lot.

Where's this path leading to?

Father!

-Look here... -Huh!

The bedroom is as big as a house.

May be they're using this room to shoot porn.

Why are you making noises like the lead from Porn?

-Oh God! -Oh my God!

Oh no!

This bedroom is bigger than a Police station.

Hey, what are they doing?

Not sure, they're up to something. But I'm sure they're bound to get whacked.

Hello!

Hey...you!

What are you doing here?

Why did you put that shirt back on?

That isn't important.

If someone sees us, we're dead.

-She looks fresh. -Please hide somewhere.

Don't you guys recognize me?

Look over there.

I think we would need a truck.

Hey, who's pulling my boxers down.

Useless buggers.

How come a Nun is wearing boxers in this city?

-That's right... -So what now?

Still you don't know who I am?

Didn't you guys say...

...that you'll have sex if I turn in to a hot girl.

Is this hotness enough?

Or do you still need a hotter one.

Tell me!

-Damn it's the ghost. -Run from here.

Just wait!

Enough, let that go.

Let's go and eat, I'm hungry.

Looks like the things inside this room will sum up to crores.

Keep moving, come on lets go.

Let's eat first.

Look, tonight we'll plan well...

...and shall loot everything.

-Come on. -Father.

Father.

We can't drive away the supernatural force right now.

We will have to stay the night for that.

Stay?

We need few things in order to stay.

The entire list of things are in this.

It's dangerous, if even one thing is missed out.

It's food...doesn't everything come down to that.

Thank you Father.

Oh my God!

This would be enough for a year I think.

Oh my God!

Bloody baldy Father.

Why do you have to jerk, when it's inside the mouth.

This evening after 6 PM,

even if the hell breaks loose...

...no one should come outside.

Even if we scream and bring down the house,

no one should ever come out of the room.

If you dare to come outside,

we won't come outside.

Sure Father.

That's my child.

You guys have food.

Day 5, 10:30 PM.

Come on, Come on, Come on.

Everyone is inside the room.

Let's scream and check if they're coming out.

Correct!

One...Two...Three.

Oh No!

What's that noise?

-The ghost is shrieking. -Ah!

Doesn't seem like it.

Hey, don't keep your face so close in the dark.

I was scared myself.

Get lost!

Keep moving.

It's just amazing.

It'll be more than enough, even if we weigh to sell.

-Sister! -Huh!

Don't take huge things.

I've marked on to smaller things, you pick them up.

I've everything noted.

You just take them out,

I'll take it out smoothly.

-Sister! -Father.

-Come on! -Follow me.

Look at this sister.

-There's a lot here. -Everything is huge in this room.

We'll have to search closer for a small thing.

That's really a big one.

Find something smaller.

Look for things.

Open that one.

It's full of gold.

This would last easily for Ten Generations.

Stop talking nonsense, pick them up. I'll take it out before someone gets here.

-Give that. -Take that out.

How do I take them?

I'll turn this carpet in to a sack.

Give me that.

-Take this. -Give it.

Where did it disappear?

Why does everything keep disappearing in this house.

-Catch! -Give me that.

Ah...it doesn't seem to go down.

Let's see.

-Take this. -Give it.

Oh God no, hey just wait.

What's this?

You've been giving, but it keeps disappearing there.

Oh!

It doesn't seem to go down here too.

Hey, did you sneak in a few, without my knowledge.

Hey, I swear didn't.

Did I drop it somewhere?

I don't really understand.

Hey!

Who's that? Is that Gayathri Raghuraman?

She's looks uglier than this one!

Who are you?

Your face looks ugly.

Did you by chance fell in to a puddle.

I think she was taking all the stuff.

Hey, you're awesome.

Just like we're disguised as Father and Nun,

you've disguised as a ghost.

Look here, let's split it even.

We'll split it and leave before they're alert.

Hey look here, she's a poor thing.

Dear, you can take what you need and give the rest to us.

-Give it. -Ah!

I was born a girl, and lived as a ghost and you think I'm in disguise.

You're asking for a share of my own things.

-Ghost? -Really?

-You? -Really?

She's a ghost it seems.

She's giving something.

What's it? Do you want some money?

[ghost growls] [thud]

[screaming]

Oh No!

Oh No!

[ghost growls] [thud]

Oh my God, it's truly a ghost.

[ghost growls] [thud]

Oh no!

[ghost growls] [thud]

Get out, keep running.

Oh God!

Keep running.

Whose junk are you trying to lay your hands on?

First save your junk, if you can.

Oh god!

Come on...

Keep running.

We're stuck now, open the door.

Please open the door!

Why are they pleading so much?

Sounds like they got whacked royally, shall I open the door?

Just wait and watch, the ghost is going to apologize to us.

As if that's gonna happen.

I don't think otherwise.

Open the door damn it.

-Please open. -Oh God no!

They've planned this in prior not to open.

The ghost will kill us for sure, let's run.

Come on, let's run away from here.

Come on run faster.

Keep Running.

[buzz] [groans]

[buzz] [groans]

[buzz] [groans]

Is there glass here?

I think it must be the ghost doing this.

Let's go and ask those guys, how to escape from this house.

Let's try ringing the bell.

Come on, Come on, Come on.

Hey, ring it right.

Can't you even get this ringing?

-What are you doing? -I was ringing the door bell.

-What happened? -Doesn't seem to work.

The bells at this house, doesn't seem to work.

Why are you raising your hand?

Why would I? If the things which are suppose to rise isn't rising.

What's this? your words are punching hard.

If at all I get punched well,

why would my words punch?

Hey, open the door.

Hey, I have a doubt,

-that these two are getting whacked. -I have the same doubt.

I'm sure it's the ghost which is getting whacked.

Open damn it.

Open it.

-Open it! -Oh God no...

-Hey! -Father!

-What happened? -What's this?

There's really a ghost in this house.

Crazy guys, we've been telling you the same all this while.

There's really a ghost in this house.

Then why the hell are you guys sitting ducks playing cards.

We're not able to escape from this house. How do we get out?

Wait, I have a doubt. I can understand that Father can't leave the house.

But sister, why is that you can't leave? Let's try again.

I won't leave Father alone.

Why?

Why as in... don't know what to say.

I'm Father's disciple.

I take care of everything for him.

His disciple?

Fine, you guys get your room.

We'll handle this in the morning.

If we head out, the ghost is beating us up.

Please get to your room, the ghost won't come there.

Leave!

-Can I trust you on that? -Yes you can.

Father, come let's go.

[father screams]

It's the mirror, Father.

They came down to save the house mates,

are stuck with no way to save themselves.

Day 6, 08:30 AM.

Father Jack and Mother Rose suffering from indigestion.

The food we had yesterday was awesome.

-Not able to take it... -Ate a lot. Stomach is upset.

Hold your breath for a moment.

-Why? -One minute.

[groans]

-[farts] -Oh God no!

Crap!

Don't you call yourself a wise man.

Couldn't control.

Oh no!

One minute...

I'm the man of the power!

This dress is not comfortable.

Come on, come here and help me remove.

How to remove this dress?

Looks like this Mother is fine with everything?

Rotten luck, I got the back view.

-Whatta Body! -Will I ever get a chance like this?

Oh God, she looks awesome.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, he's massaging her.

Your skin is so shiny.

Hey!

Mother has got a pixie cut.

Baldy has got a good taste.

-Ah! -Oh God, he's removing it.

Hey...what's happening here...?

He's going nasty on her.

I love you Rose.

I can't bear this anymore, I won't let him do it...

Damn!

What's with the nasty stench?

That's nothing but the fish we had yesterday.

Brother, don't go to that side.

The egg we had yesterday is floating out there,

chicken and mutton are floating along with it.

Don't faint brother.

Hey!

I knew you guys were a fraud, when I saw those boxers.

We trusted you and you guys are behaving lewdly.

Oh God!

Just get out from this house.

-We can't! -Why?

We too are Virgin Boys!

-Oh God no! -Come outside.

Wear your clothes.

Father Jack, come to the confession room.

I'm coming Sir, come on sooner.

Day 6, 10:00 AM.

Shall I tell you a story?

What more can you say? Huh?

You guys must've got caught at the place of burgle.

In order to evade them, you must've jumped over a compound wall...

...and would've entered in to a room there.

It must've been really dark in that room.

Check if they're still outside.

They're right outside.

If we get caught by these Thailand people, they'll turn us in to noodles.

What do we do now?

Ah... Bro!

Wear this dress.

-That's awesome. -I'll wear this.

Hey, these are women clothes.

There's no harm in it.

This dress will be apt for you, wear it.

What's with you?

When you got out thinking of evading,

the people who came chasing, would've fell on your feet like you're a God.

Who are these people?

Hey, now I know how the saints in our country making money.

Just looking at this dress, they've knelt down in front of us.

If it's saffron in our country, this color is for this country.

Please handle the situation.

Just check out my performance now.

What happened? Did rat got in to you dress?

Performance.

God Bless you my Child.

Father, you're great. Please give me your blessings.

Isn't this your flashback?

How did you figure that out?

Good.

Evil.

Now both of us are in the Ghost house.

If you speak another word, I'll beat you to pulp.

Come on, why are you even giving him importance?

As if he's Vijay Sethupathi from Vikram Vedha.

Remove that cap, hey come on.

Will never let me do theatrics.

Wonder how we're going to escape from that ghost.

You cover is blown, why do you still need this.

Hey, with me on your side...

...you guys are still a virgin.

Aren't you guys ashamed?

Aren't you ashamed to say something like this?

Hey!

That's nothing uncle.

No matter what we do, they don't seem to be impressed.

If you had shown it right, they would've been impressed.

Let that go.

We'll get them horny through cooking.

Once they had it, will make them hot.

I'll make sure they'll be sitting on you laps.

Brother, what about me?

It's for all the brothers.

Hey!

If they knew you're cooking, they won't have.

Don't I know that?

That's why, I'm going to introduce you guys to cook Baby Sri.

Baby Sri!

Divya Sri, Girija Sri, Vani Sri...and now Baby Sri.

Aware of all the consequences, another house mate makes an entry.

Greetings Viewers!

Oh God, no!

-Hi -Hi.

Hi!

Hello!

What's your name dear?

Jack!

What's happening here?

You've hi-jacked me at first sight.

Oh God no!

Cho...Chweet!

Jaaack!

Baby dear!

Ya!

We hired you, 'cause a ghost in here has been torturing our souls.

But you seem to be sassing him.

Go and do your job.

Ok!

Baldy, you don't seem to act your age.

Hello Viewers!

We're going to make 8 items today.

Item No.1,

"Brave, Spicy, Lusty Fries"

Baby dear.

If we have that, what would it do?

You don't need these items.

I have something special for you.

Item No.2,

"Magical, Trickery, Cashew Stew."

Item No.3,

"Aska Laska Lusty Pulav"

Pulav?

Item No.4,

"Kelu Kolu Drooling Balls"

You're drooling just hearing the name.

Wipe it Jack.

How's cooking related to chasing the ghost away?

There's a connection.

What's the ghost expecting from you?

It's asking to have sex with it.

It also said we'll die after having sex.

Only if that happens, others can leave this place.

If sex is the only solution here,

what you need for that?

-We need a boy and a girl. -Hey fool!

What does a man need?

Oh that...

-Should be brave. -Ah!

-Should be expansible. -Correct.

-Should be masculine. -Hmmm!

-Should have condoms... -Oh God!

Let's not preach here.

Bravery, Expandability, Masculinity...

...these 8 items are for making those things null.

Once you've done eating all of this, and get closer to the ghost,

it will just reject you guys as you'll be useless.

Baby Sri always rocks!

Day 6, 10:00 PM.

Oh God!

I'm really bored.

Moreover you all are in a great stress.

Hey don't worry, nothing will happen.

You guys just change your mood.

Come on.

What do you want us to do?

What shall we do?

Ah!

Shall we all play a game?

I know an amazing game to play.

The game we're about to play now...

...is Bottle Game.

The rules are simple, you've spin the bottle like this.

To whoever it points, they have to do what the spinner asks them to.

Why are you looking at me like that?

It's not vital that you have to do it in front of everyone.

you can also do it in private inside a room.

Remember one thing,

you have to do whatever the spinner asks to.

Also however they want you to.

Wow!

I'm really loving this game.

My girlfriend is up for everything.

This guy!

I'm going to get her with this game.

Fine, who's going to go first in this game?

I'll start Baby dear.

I knew it Jack, you start the game.

Beauty!

You're the right one for this.

If at all this bottle points to Baby dear,

Baby and I...can't even imagine that.

Come on!

Ah!

Me!

Sheesh!

Tell me Jack, what do you want?

I won't tell you here?

I'll tell you inside the room.

Ok?

Ok then we're leaving, you guys can continue the game.

-Bye... Bye! -Come on, Jack.

You can't even carry a box, wonder why you need this?

If he's hooking up, I should get lucky too.

Come in, Jack.

-Jack! -Ah!

Now that we're inside the room,

tell me what you want now?

I...

...just want you.

Naughty!

I knew that you'll ask for it.

I have no issues with it.

But I have one condition.

Tell me Baby.

I...

...like to do it handcuffed.

I...

...really have no issues with it.

That's great, then let's do it.

Yayyy...I'm getting some!

-I'll spin it now. -Please dear spin it.

God I hope that points towards me.

It's spinning for long.

I'm going to get to you with this game.

Don't even try nothing will happen.

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!

Towards me!

Whoa! Oh my God!

I'll have to get inside the room too to talk.

Shall we go?

Please?

Come damn it!

Why is he showing his teeth?

Looks like he'll come, even before he's inside.

I'm sure about getting her.

You spin the bottle.

Spin in such a way, it points to me.

Come on dear, Come on dear.

Come on, Come on, Come on.

Spin it again.

Kavya!

Shall we do it?

I'll kill you.

At least when we get out, tell them we had sex.

No would believe even If I say it.

Either way you can't do it.

Why so?

You just had something to suppress your sexual feeling.

Then how will you even get horny?

That was just a prank.

That was our master plan.

-Damn you guys. -It was us, who got you guys in.

What she made wasn't to control the lust,

in fact to make it harder and adore it.

Only then we'll have sex.

I won't be a virgin anymore.

Even the ghost can't touch me, we can escape from here.

Now tell me.

Shall we do it?

-Not a chance. -I'm not able to control.

At least a kiss?

Sorry!

A hug may be?

If you speak another word, I'll crush your balls.

How many more times, you'll crush them?

They're my balls, not meat balls.

Point towards me.

Come on!

-Not again... -Damn!

You don't know how to spin it.

You spin it now.

Just watch how I'm going to spin,

Don't make it point towards me, then it's a foul.

Fool, do you think I'll spin it towards you.

Not again!

Get lost, the game is boring.

Bloody lusty Vampire.

So it's you doing it...

Brother...

Another contestant is joining as a wild card entry,

you can play with them, I'm leaving now.

Hey, what's wrong brother? Why don't you try?

I don't want brother.

I'll do it myself, when its required.

You guys carry on with the game.

You guys are going to bleed to death.

What happened to him?

[ghost laughs] No idea, you start spinning now.

It's just us, so tell me what do you want?

Nothing...

...I just wanted to talk to you in private.

-Shall we leave? -Why should we leave?

Aren't we alone here?

Oh God no!

It's hurting, It's hurting.

Hey, what happened?

Can't you be at peace during this old age.

Just shut up.

Hey, who's this new entry?

He's not a big shot for an introduction.

Another house mate enters climbing over the wall.

You must've figured with his style, that it's Girish Kalyan.

someone is coming inside.

Hey who are you? Please don't shoot.

I can't even run, I got myself handcuffed.

Damn!

Why are you staring at me like that?

I got it, and understood what's that you're looking for.

I'll speak and convince her about it.

You have a good time with her.

-Baby! -No!

You're an expert.

I'll do it later.

Now we both have to stay alive.

That's more important.

He has a gun with him.

So please listen to what I have to say.

Now you just have it with him.

But I'll never utter a word about it outside.

It's just us in the room.

Trust me.

Look here, I got her convinced.

You have a good time with her.

I shall close my eyes.

Hey don't come closer, you look like a clown.

Tell me where's the oil?

If not will shoot you.

It's in the bathroom...bathroom.

Jaaack!

Baby!

Isn't it just us inside this room?

That's right baby.

Whatever happens here won't be known to anyone right?

I swear!

Baby, why are you repeating what I said earlier?

Tell me what did he say to you?

He doesn't like women it seems.

He likes only men.

He was asking for coconut oil, I told him it's in the bathroom.

He'll get it now, so now you just!

Another important thing,

even he likes to be handcuffed.

You come and un-cuff me.

Then I'll handcuff you Jaaack!

-So you're that...? -He's exactly that.

Crap!

So, men be careful.

How many more we have to be careful of in this house?

We're already stuck with this ghost, why the hell did you come here?

Why are you even scared of a ghost?

-Then? -You guys are such morons.

During childhood, my granny used to tell us a story.

If someone dies at an young age.

Their soul will wander looking for their favourite things.

If we burn all those things, the ghost will leave.

Why don't you burn it yourself.

We'll be by your side watching, but won't touch anything.

It's between you two now.

Where's the Ghost's room?

It's right there.

Hey you...

...you're already tired.

You come and show it to me.

Hey no!

What's with him? How did you handle him?

How else...I bent over!

Damn!

The ghost seems to be nastier than me.

[objects tumble into basket]

[music]

What's he going to do?

[flames puffing]

[fire crackling]

[fire crackling]

[fire crackling comes down]

[chaos]

Hey...it's burning damn it.

Hey...lift your legs.

[music]

[water splashes]

Won't you stop even inside the water?

Is everything fine?

[screams]

Just 'cause I was being funny, you took me as a comical ghost.

I'll burn down and kill everyone.

I'll give you 48 hours.

You guys decide, who will be the one to satisfy me.

Stop scheming to chase me away.

Rather think of how to make me happy.

Day 7, 07:00 AM.

Not possible.

Please agree to it.

You and the ghost are behind the same thing.

If you guys do it together, we can leave this house.

I can't do it.

Hey, I'm begging of you.

For god sake agree to it.

Beg to that ghost and ask her to change in to man, I'll do it.

Please agree to it.

You better wear a shirt, I'm getting turned on.

Hey, why is that you just like men?

Did I ask why you guys like women?

He's mental.

Brother, he's mental.

There's no point in talking to him.

Let's leave.

Mental!

Now they've changed my heart. Jack!

Day 7, 12:30 PM.

Mother Rose, trying to escape through exhaust.

That ghost will definitely kill me.

Let that bloody baldy stay right here and die.

Somehow should manage to remove this and escape from here.

I've seen Kanchana and Conjuring, but this one is a horny ghost.

The hand is out,

the head is out too.

I've escaped.

Oh God, I'm stuck.

The head is out though.

Can't get through in spite of bending down.

It's a shame that I can't even get through such a big hole.

Hey, who's tapping my butt?

It's me.

Oh god, it's you.

I'll help you.

I'm already stuck with not being able to push myself out.

I have coconut oil, it'll slide in easily.

Coconut Oil?

Why is that?

Just 'cause of guys like you, us men are not safe anymore.

Crap!

Not only have to endure the ghost now this dog to add.

Huh...what's it?

I want it.

Not possible.

Hey...Hey...Hey!

I want it.

Let's do one thing,

Fight without using your supernatural powers,

if you win, then you can take him.

-Fine. -Come outside.

"Stinking undie Amudhavalli"

Hey...lusty ghost.

Wait I'm coming.

Rose, I'm here.

But this lusty ghost is trying to separate us.

Hey what are you up to?

I'm not able to.

Wait, I'll come myself.

Oh God!

Foolish Ghost.

-Oh god! -Oh god!

Hey!

What's happening here?

Why are you making me tired?

-A fight. -For what?

That's...

...it was desiring for what's in the front.

And I was interested in your back.

That's why we were fighting.

Damn!

There are so many men in this house.

Not him though.

Can't you use them instead?

I'm a poor thing.

If you let me go, I'll just escape and run.

I will not spare anyone.

I'll kill you all one by one.

Did you think, I'll leave with just doing with one?

Is that why I was waiting for 25 years right here?

I'll devour you guys one by one.

Day 7, 03:00 PM.

In spite of the ghost giving you guys 48 hours,

no one seemed to be thinking about it.

Aren't you guys scared?

Hey, don't forget that you'll die along with us.

Who me?

When the ghost tried to burn, even my pant didn't catch a fire.

I don't think I'm in danger.

We already thought about it.

There's a plan in place.

Why do they come to Thailand?

-For what? -Exactly for that.

So, we'll throw a party tonight.

We'll invite a lot of girls to it.

They'll come along with lot of boys.

So at least someone in that will be a virgin.

We'll get him to the ghost and escape from here.

That's fine, how are you going to arrange for a party?

That we'll take care of it.

If glamorous girls are going to dance, any men will be come drooling like a dog.

I'm nothing like that.

I'm a Gentleman.

Oh god... this guy!

Please throw a party as soon as possible.

Before you do that, please get me some clothes.

Please save me from his lusty eyes.

I'm here for you Jack.

Rather you can go with him.

-Hey! -Umm.

"Hello Viewers!"

"Greetings to one and all"

"Today's recipe is called!"

"Anthem of porn"

"Sunny Leone's downloads have caused a hole in my pocket"

"I've gone dry working out the entire night"

"Bigg Boss is on the night Schedule"

"It's really boring boss"

"11-12 is Samayil Thanthiram, that's our secret trick"

"To get the message of this song, get a Happy Ending massage."

"Fierce Punch in a Dark Room"

"Fierce Punch in a Dark Room"

"Fierce Punch in a Dark Room"

"Fierce Punch in a Dark Room"

"Sunny Leone's downloads have caused a hole in my pocket"

"I've gone dry working out the entire night"

"Wiki Leaks are history now"

"Suchi Leaks tweets are trending now"

"We've boiled up with Shakeela in our dreams"

"Wonder how many long nights we've longed for Silk Smitha"

"Lip-Lock"

"69!"

"Froggy-Froggy"

"Doggy-Doggy"

"Seen several styles, but..."

"...we found heaven in our own hands."

"Internet on my phone, I use it to no good"

"Looking at beautiful women, all across the world"

"Can I get a little taste, of the Booty taste"

"Body taste of every women has to offer"

"Staring at that 5.5 Inch screen..."

"...when she work it, I feel that she's looking at me."

"When I'm in the comfort of my privacy"

"I'm Ma Go downtown, I'm Ma love you back to sleep."

"Fierce Punch in a Dark Room"

"Fierce Punch in a Dark Room"

"Fierce Punch in a Dark Room"

"Fierce Punch in a Dark Room"

Day 8, 04:00 AM.

House mates are hoping at least one guest at the party is a Virgin.

Just look that lad with the cap won't cross the gate.

Cheers Mate!

-Oh God! -Crap.

Even he's not a Virgin.

[lady screams] -Huh?

Buddy come on.

-Get in soon. -Don't know what happened.

-Someone please come. -Come soon.

-Come soon. -Sooner.

Whats it?

-Wait I'll check. [growling]

-Thendral! [growling]

Thendral!

Hey... Hey!

Why did you possess her?

I had asked one among you to sleep with me.

Instead of deciding who's going to be that one,

you guys are making me angry partying all night.

No... wait, wait, wait!

Look here.

This party was for you.

If we get you a guy, we can escape right. Please let her go.

I need to know right now.

Who's it going to be?

Who's it?

If you don't, then I'll strip her naked.

-Hey! -Oh no!

Wait, wait, wait, wait... wait please.

I'll sleep with you, don't do anything let her go.

Tomorrow 8pm,

you should come over to my room with heart felt desire.

-OK? -I'll come.

Hey Thendral... Thendral.

Why did you agree to go tomorrow?

What else do you expect? Didn't you see?

No sin goes unpunished.

I had many girlfriends.

She knew everything and just came here 'cause she likes me.

Just see the mess I got her into.

She came here trusting me.

You're here believing that I'll get married.

And these people are stuck here without their knowledge.

Not anymore.

Let me take it all.

I'll take this as a punishment for all my sins.

If I had to die for your lives, I'll be happy to.

Hey don't talk like a fool.

Trust me, we'll somehow leave this place.

For god sake trust me.

I swear,this ghost can't take our lives.

Let me tell you another thing.

Do you think that ghost will let us go after you die?

It's not only you, that ghost have decided to hump every man in this house.

If we have to leave, then let us all survive this.

If not we all will die together.

House mates scared and trapped in a Dark Room,

A ghost waiting to get punched hard...

Let's wait and watch what's next.

I want to tell you something.

In my life...

...sorry, thanks...

...more than these words, Love was the one I used the most.

But I'm not able to say that word to you.

To be honest, only after I started dating you,

I got to know the actual meaning of that word.

Anything could happen after tonight.

Not sure if I'll be alive.

I won't get another chance.

So...

...I Love You!

Veera!

I liked you the moment I met you.

That's why I wanted to travel with you and get to know you more.

Everyone spoke ill of you.

I knew you weren't that bad, that's why I came all the way here with you.

Now I know you really well.

I love you too Veera!

I won't let you die.

Trust me.

[door knob opens]

[cat meows]

"Come 'O' dear come to me, and taste my lips"

"Come on 'O' dear"

"I'll bite you hard and fulfill your hunger"

"Come on 'O' dear"

"My body is on fire, unfulfilled desire"

"You play with my curves!"

"I've been longing enough, get agrresive"

"Come 'O' dear play with my body"

"Come on, come on...come closer"

"Ravish me dear"

"Come on, come on...come closer"

"Ravish me dear"

"Come 'O' dear come to me, and taste my lips"

"Come on 'O' dear"

"I'll bite you hard and fulfill your hunger"

"Come on 'O' dear"

"My body is on fire, unfulfilled desire"

"You play with my curves!"

"I've been longing enough, get agrresive"

"Come 'O' dear play with my body"

"Come on, come on...come closer"

"Ravish me dear"

"Come on, come on...come closer"

"Ravish me dear"

"Come on, come on...come closer"

"Ravish me dear"

"Come on, come on...come closer"

"Ravish me dear"

"Come on, come on...come closer"

"Ravish me dear"

"Come on, come on...come closer"

"Ravish me dear"

[groans]

Hey!

Put out that fire.

Put out that fire, damn it!

Hey!

Come inside guys.

Don't try to cheat me.

[growls]

I'm afraid of fire!

A short film on the Swami Ji, who's going to save the house mates.

In order to ramp up the character of Swami Ji,

showing him repeatedly is our Editor's hand job.

He's said to be the famous Swami Ji in all of Thailand.

Let's go, come on.

But how were you able to get out of the house?

-Oh that... -Yeah right!

It was into girls earlier...

...then I got bored.

That's why I'm into boys now.

Then why didn't you try to escape from the house?

When there are 4 guys in the house, how can I miss it.

Silly!

I bow to you Swami.

Swami, a ghost is been torturing us at home.

Not able to take it.

It's being atrocious.

You guys leave, I'll take care of this.

I'll come.

Swami agreed to come home,

asked to light fire around the ghost...

...only then he can keep the ghost under control for 15 minutes.

The ghost is looking so hot. [groans]

Why are these guys thinking too much to get it on with her?

[chanting spell]

[chanting spell] [ghost groans]

[screams]

[blabbering]

I can only have this ghost under control for next 15 minutes.

Go lose your virginity.

[ghost growls]

Go!

Oh.. Come soon

Come on sooner, quick baby. Come on.

-Swami! -Ah!

Why haven't you left yet?

Everyone has a girl to do it.

-I don't have anyone... -I'm there for you.

So what do you expect me to do?

If you can recommend and send your assistant along with me...

Fatso is trying to lay hands on my base.

Seems like she's in to him as well.

I'm a Swami!

Just for today, why don't you for my sake...?

...are you asking me to be a pimp?

-I can't say that... -You're a pimp.

Hey!

It'll cost you a lot.

She's from Thailand, will ask for money.

Boom...Boom!

I can settle it by digging holes in couple of houses.

You're my only hope to save my life from this ghost.

Doesn't matter if you gonna dig a hole or put it in a hole...

...but make sure your aim is right.

-Ok? -Ok Swami.

-Give me your blessings. -Happy squeezing!

You will be holding something else here on.

Come on dear!

Just check how my warrior is going to attack.

Wasn't it great? I finished it in two minutes.

Fool, this is not something to get it done in 2 minutes.

Oh no baby, didn't you like it?

There wasn't enough time to like or not to like.

Looks like that Swami, didn't do his job right.

Hey, open the door.

-Open the door! -Who's that?

It's our Rose Mother knocking.

-What does he want? -He's desperate for a room.

You're done right, at least give it to him.

Ah...no, my girth will be hurt if I leave now.

Girth? Everyone knows you're useless.

I won't go, no matter how much you insult, I'll only go after another round.

I've seen such chicks only in Korean films, please understand guys.

-Come on quick, we only have 15 minutes. -Wait...wait!

You were romancing the ghost with strawberries, chocolate and ice cubes,

it's not like that...

But with me direct action.

Not a chance.

Dear we've only 15 minutes to do it.

We have to do everything within that.

Jack, didn't I mention earlier,

that I like it when I'm tied up.

Oh God, that dress I wore on that day had a rope.

Where will I go for a rope now?

I'm on only if I'm tied up,

if not I can't guarantee your life.

Give me this rope, I'll tie you up.

Ah...no, no!

I can't remove this, it's fashion.

No problem, I have rope around my waist.

-Rope on the waist? -You just come on, lie on the bed.

I'm going to shatter everything.

They've gone to shatter everything.

-Are you? -Yes!

Oh you guys swing the other way.

The Stud!... where's it?

-It's old fashion. -Oh it's old fashion.

You too get rid of it.

Are you ready to get it on?

Sheesh!

-I like the hair on your chest. -You've forsaken my happiness

But you guys seemed to be happy.

Don't shiver dear. [growls]

Oh no, they're inside this too.

Where will I go? If everything is locked down.

That was just an act dear.

Time is running out.

We've no time, the saint gave us just 15 minutes, come on please.

It didn't look like you were acting.

Hey... Hey!

At least let me inside the bathroom, please.

I beg of you guys.

This won't work, let's go down.

Hey don't spoil my mood strutting your stuff.

[growls] Hey!

Hey Shut Up!

Aye!

What's you name?

"Ai...Ai!"

Ai (crap) it seems.

Her name is "Ai" it seems.

How long it's been since your death?

It's been Twenty Five years.

What's this darling?

Why is it that all the ghosts return to avenge after 25 years?

I broke in to many houses.

And I'm here not able to get even a room.

Dining Table? No need.

I can't climb on it.

-Can you manage in kitchen? -Ok!

That's great come on,

it's bigger than Bigg Boss's kitchen, come on.

Oh no!

God!

It's been ages...

"Beautiful eyes..."

"Your ears are beautiful too"

"Lips are so luscious"

"your flat nose is beautiful too"

Don't be just sassing me,

get done with job you came for.

That's right.

Only five minutes is left.

"Hail Maghilmati"

Ok let that go.

How are you going to satisfy my Dad's condition?

Your Dad's condition?

My courageous and brave son.

I don't what you will do, when you get to Bangkok.

Just like that girl's father had a condition,

minimum twenty five minutes...

...you'll have to satisfy that girl.

You need to prove your masculinity.

What...?

Twenty five minutes...please.

-Please save me from embarrassment. -Twenty five minutes is too much.

Huh!...Ah..!

Ah..! Oh my dear...

You live a happy life...

I'll die along with that ghost.

-Let me go. -Sheesh, come on.

Hey... Hey!

Can't you see I'm undoing his shirt? And you're grunting...

Swami!

Just 'cause of your blessings, my job is confirmed now.

I'll kill you, I'll kill you too.

I'm coming!

Oh no Jack, I'm feeling shy.

Lord, everything is done well and good.

Jack!

Yes!

Hey, what are you grunting at?

Shall I shatter them?

It's already all over...

You made believe in faith, and have saved my life.

Come... come!

-Are you guys together? -Yes.

Crap!

The fire will be on only for a minute now.

Post which I won't be under your control.

[growls]

Where's that last person?

Ask him to come soon.

Come soon.

You're making me wait without realizing how horny I'll be...

Don't you guys worry, that the ghost is left in ashes.

We'll meet again in Season 2 with new set of Virgin Boys!

Until then this is... bidding goodbye!