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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000 25.000 fps 2 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:39,480 # White, white chocolate # 3 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,440 # She's the next hot chocolate # 4 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:45,040 # They call her white, white chocolate # 5 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,520 # White, white chocolate # 6 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,760 # She's the next hot chocolate # 7 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,360 # Hot, hot chocolate # 8 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,520 # Oh, my white, white chocolate # 9 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,440 # White, white chocolate # 10 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:58,400 # That's the way I like it, that's the way I like it # 11 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,560 # That's the way I like it, yeah, yeah, yeah # 12 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:02,760 # All right # 13 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,200 Shit. 14 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,080 - Hey. - Hi. 15 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,960 I'm, uh, Adam. 16 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,440 That must make me Eve. 17 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,800 - No, seriously. - I'm being serious. 18 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,760 You're beautiful. 19 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,000 You're blocking traffic. 20 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,000 Hey, asshole! Come on! 21 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,320 # That's the way I like it # 22 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,760 Yo! Come on! 23 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,560 # That's the way I like it, that's the way I like it # 24 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,280 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 25 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,240 Hey, how's it going? 26 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,400 It took you long enough. 27 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,720 Uh, it'll be 11.58, please. 28 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,960 Mmm. Pepperoni. 29 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,840 Mmm. Jil Sander. 30 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,400 Impressive. 31 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,000 - Here's 12. Keep the change. - OK. 32 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,800 And it better not be cold. 33 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,320 You're still beautiful. 34 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,400 Heh. Thank you. 35 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,800 You know what? 36 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,200 I think I forgot to get your number. 37 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,680 # Indifferent... # 38 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,800 # I'm in the mood to make # 39 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:30,920 # Several mistakes in a row... # 40 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,480 # Mmm, mmm, mmm # 41 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,920 Cute hat. 42 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,880 # I'm in the mood to make # 43 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:42,680 # Several mistakes in a row # 44 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,600 Please tell me you did not just give your number... 45 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,240 to the pizza guy. 46 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,000 Yeah, I did. 47 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,560 Why did I join a sorority again? 48 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,280 I got it. 49 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,120 Hey. 50 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,840 What are you doing right now? 51 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,640 Nothing. 52 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,640 # It was never the plan # 53 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,640 # To just up and leave # 54 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,520 # You know I've tried to understand # 55 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,440 # Now it's out of my hands # 56 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,640 # And the months just creep # 57 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,440 # Now I'm just another man # 58 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,720 # Come the fall # 59 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,560 # I will remember you # 60 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,160 # Though you'll be gone November # 61 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:50,600 # Come May, I'll still remember you # 62 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,880 # Come what falls # 63 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,680 # I will remember you # 64 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,840 # Though you'll be gone forever # 65 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:04,680 # I will remember # 66 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,200 Thank you. Thank you. 67 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,840 Not bad for a delivery boy. 68 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,360 Thanks... I guess. 69 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,720 Chicks dig guitar, right? 70 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,840 That's what they say. 71 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,200 Heh heh. 72 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,200 For real, you were very good. 73 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,080 I'll take that. 74 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,400 Who was the last song about? 75 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,640 It was really sad. 76 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,240 My mother. 77 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,440 She died when I was 12. 78 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,200 Oh, I'm sorry. 79 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,280 That must've been really hard. 80 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,640 Yeah, it was. 81 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,240 We were close. 82 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:50,760 Heh. Anyways, I'm sorry to get all dark on you. 83 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,320 It's all right. I like dark. 84 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,800 You do? 85 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,840 "Tick tock"? 86 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,960 Life's not slowing down for anybody. 87 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,280 What about you? 88 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,480 What about me? 89 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,760 Do you have any dreams? 90 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,920 Yeah, I do. 91 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:19,400 Whoa. Sports photographer. 92 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,640 Only by default. I wanted to be a football player... 93 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,240 until the boys I grew up with... 94 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:27,360 started playing tackle instead of touch. 95 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,880 Too tough for you? 96 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,520 No. Just when I broke my collarbone... 97 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:32,960 my parents made me stop. 98 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,200 Some guy actually hit you? 99 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,680 Oh, yeah. I went up to make the grab... 100 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,720 dude blindsided me. 101 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,800 Tough girl. I like that. 102 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:46,680 I've been infatuated with athletes ever since. 103 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,920 Where have you been hiding? 104 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,560 Where have you been looking? 105 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,560 Will you go out with me again? 106 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,320 Oh. You are in big trouble. 107 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,840 # Just a box full of photographs # 108 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:15,360 # Maybe a hundred or more # 109 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,840 # Here's the one from the photo machine # 110 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,160 # At the five and ten cent store... # 111 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,280 Hold on. Wait a sec. 112 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,440 I have something to tell you. 113 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,720 What's that? 114 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,080 I've never... 115 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,360 been with anyone before. 116 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,360 Huh? 117 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,080 I'm a virgin. 118 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,200 Heh. That's funny. 119 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,120 You are? 120 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,240 Yeah. Is that hard to believe? 121 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,080 No, I mean, it's, uh... 122 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,120 I didn't know virgins existed anymore. 123 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,600 Yeah. We're making a comeback. 124 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,080 Great. 125 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,200 # I remember the rain # 126 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:07,120 # We were soaked to the bone # 127 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,880 # And I hoped with all my heart # 128 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:13,640 # You'd take my hand and walk me home # 129 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,280 # Then we went to the corner... # 130 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,880 Heh. No. 131 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,200 # You looked at me # 132 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,360 # I smiled a smile... # 133 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,400 - Is it a religious thing? - No. 134 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,400 Are you waiting till you get married? 135 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,400 Not necessarily. 136 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,920 Then what is it? 137 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,480 Look, it is what it is. Can you deal with that? 138 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,680 Yeah. Of course. 139 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,360 Good, 'cause, you know, I kind of like you. 140 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,520 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 141 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,480 Ha ha ha ha! Whoo! 142 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,200 # Round and round with love's little dances # 143 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,760 # Round and round we go... # 144 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,480 Mm-mmm. 145 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,400 No. 146 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,120 # Love's little dances # 147 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,840 - Come on! - Go! Go! Go! 148 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,320 - Yeah! - Whoo! 149 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,320 # Took me in your arms, and we danced all night # 150 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,840 # As if no one else could see # 151 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,400 # I never counted on a dream # 152 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,000 I guess I was wondering... 153 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,120 what kind of time frame we're looking at. 154 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,320 Why? 155 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,960 Do you see it happening anytime soon? 156 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,240 And if I don't? 157 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,600 It doesn't matter. 158 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,120 Are you sure? 159 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:42,280 Yeah. I'm just happy to be the guy... 160 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,560 that gets to go home with you every night. 161 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,960 Shh! 162 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,520 - Shh! - Shh! 163 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,800 - Ha ha ha! - Stupid. 164 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:55,040 # Round and round we go # 165 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,760 # Cross your fingers and take your chances # 166 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,080 # That's all romance is # 167 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,280 Ohh! 168 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:06,240 # Love's little dances... # 169 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,400 Ooh, that looks painful. 170 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,920 You're getting drilled here. 171 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,200 - Ha! - Yep. 172 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,080 What's up? 173 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,200 Ha ha ha! 174 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,440 Enough with the picture stuff. 175 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,800 Ha ha ha! 176 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,320 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 177 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,120 I want this to be perfect. 178 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,360 Heh. 179 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,760 Yes. 180 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:48,280 # I love you more than I should # 181 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,600 # So much more than is good # 182 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,280 # For me # 183 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:02,640 # More than is good # 184 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:12,000 # Ohh... # 185 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,880 Mm. 186 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,600 What is it? 187 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,160 I'm not ready. 188 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,200 I thought you said you wanted everything to be perfect. 189 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,600 # More than I should # 190 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,760 Mmm. 191 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,320 I like laying here with you. 192 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,720 This is great. 193 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,040 # I am falling # 194 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,760 Adam? 195 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,240 Yeah. 196 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,040 Thanks for being so wonderful. 197 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:51,240 # And I'll lie in the sound... # 198 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,760 I had a great time last night. 199 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:56,920 Yeah. 200 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,160 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 201 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,000 OK, well... 202 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,800 I'll, um, I'll call you later. 203 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,600 - All right. - OK. 204 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,320 Let me in! 205 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,040 Oh! 206 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,680 Uhh! 207 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:17,960 # Oh, I'm sick and tired # 208 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:23,560 # Of living this life # 209 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,720 - Freddie! - Yeah. 210 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,480 Let me in, asshole! Open the window! 211 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,720 Ohh. 212 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,320 Come on, let me in, man. 213 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,760 Uhh. 214 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,600 What's wrong with you? 215 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,600 I can barely walk, man. 216 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,120 Still nothin', huh? 217 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,520 I used to think blue balls were a myth. 218 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,680 Uhh! Ahh. 219 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,360 I feel like the goddamn poster boy. 220 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,160 I don't know how you put up with it. 221 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,640 I would've set that shit straight a long time ago, my friend. 222 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:09,800 Is it really asking so much for my girlfriend... 223 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,160 to get me off sometimes? 224 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,200 I mean, I have needs, too, right? 225 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,280 Hold up. Are you saying she doesn't even blow you? 226 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,920 Yeah. Heh. 227 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,440 She jerks you off, though, right? 228 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,000 Jesus Christ, man. 229 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,680 What are you still doing with her? 230 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,080 Uhh. 231 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,040 I, uh, wanted to... 232 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,520 check out one of... one of your songs. 233 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,800 - So you throw it in the trash? - My bad. My bad. 234 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,760 It's good shit, though. 235 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:46,960 I like the, uh, part you say, uh, over and over. 236 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,400 - The chorus? - Yeah. Yeah. 237 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:55,160 # When you let me go # 238 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:59,400 # A stronger love I'll never know # 239 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:04,920 # And these will be the good old days for me # 240 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,920 Uhh. 241 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,280 - Real classy, man. - Aw... 242 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,160 Uhh! Oh... 243 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,600 # The days that I'll look back upon # 244 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,200 # Endlessly # 245 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,640 Fu... 246 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:39,840 Look, you are only in college once, OK? 247 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,680 She keeps fucking making you leave early... 248 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,480 every time we go out. 249 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,000 You're missing out on all the good stuff. 250 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,520 Heh. What'd I miss last night? 251 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,760 I don't recall. 252 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,040 But it must've been good... 253 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,000 'cause l... uhh... feel like I got hit by a bus. 254 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,520 She's just... she's so goddamn cute. 255 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,600 Where did we go last night? 256 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,000 No girl's good enough to be with, man... 257 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,840 if she's not satisfying you. Am I right? 258 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,480 You're preachin' to the preacher, man. 259 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,440 I mean, shit, man, I might as well just get a dog or something. 260 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,480 Dog food is cheaper than sushi. 261 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,680 But this is our senior year, kid! 262 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,280 I can't be abstinent my senior year! 263 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,160 Oh, don't even talk like that. 264 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,680 But if I didn't stick it out... 265 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,640 I'd always be wondering what it could've been like. 266 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,360 No, you won't, man. It's like my grandpa says... 267 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,560 "You stick a bag over their heads. It's all the same." 268 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,640 Why do I always believe her when she says this is different? 269 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,200 "I just want to be sure, Adam. 270 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,440 "I've never felt this way before. 271 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,160 I'm scared." 272 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,680 Word for goddamn word, man. 273 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,000 It's all a game, my friend. 274 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,720 The more you play their bullshit, the more you lose. 275 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,480 So, what are you saying, man, I should cut my losses? 276 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,720 Sometimes it just isn't meant to be. 277 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:56,000 I just don't know if I'm ready to do that yet, Freddie. 278 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,440 I mean, I can't handle the thought of seeing her with another guy. 279 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,800 Your girlfriend doesn't even blow you! 280 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,760 That's death by stoning in some countries. 281 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:09,240 How do you not just step up and be, like, "Blow me"? 282 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,400 You can't just tell a virgin to blow you! 283 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,280 God did. Heh. Besides... 284 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,840 she's not the Virgin Mary, for Christ's sake. 285 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,600 Virgin! 286 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,600 What's he so pissed about? 287 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,920 Eve's still holding on to her "V" card. 288 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,080 So? I thought that he loves her. 289 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,120 What's that got to do with anything? 290 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,240 - Mmm. - Ow! 291 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,520 Pig. 292 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,520 Think about it. They've been together almost as long as we have. 293 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,480 You've got to give the guy credit for sticking around this long. 294 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,440 Sticking around? He should want to be around... 295 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,000 not feel like he's being held against his will. 296 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,000 If we weren't having sex, you think we'd still be together? 297 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,120 I'm leaving. 298 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,400 If we weren't... if we hadn't taken... 299 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,480 our relationship to the next level... 300 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,120 we would just be going through the motions right now. 301 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,680 You really think that? 302 00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,040 - She doesn't even blow him. - Ouch. 303 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,120 How about I hold out on you and see how you like it? 304 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,720 Hell, no. Get that thing over here. 305 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,000 You're really talented, Eve. 306 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,520 Thanks. 307 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,280 You have an amazing eye. 308 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,680 Well, I appreciate that, Professor Hastings. 309 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,160 Call me Dick. 310 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,440 No, I'd rather not. 311 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,680 # Now, I ain't tryin' to wake up with you, ma # 312 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,960 # I'm just tryin' to get out with you, man... # 313 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,160 I knew I should've gone to Penn State. 314 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,200 # Why don't I rub that? # 315 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,000 # You know, man, cut that # 316 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,760 # Me and my ho squash # 317 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,320 # Yeah, let me touch that... # 318 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,040 Shit. 319 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,680 - Yeah? - Hello. 320 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,720 Hey! What's up? 321 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,240 Are you mad at me? 322 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,880 Why would, uh... why would I be mad? 323 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,240 You can tell me. 324 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,880 OK, so maybe I am a little bit frustrated. 325 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,200 See? You have to be able... 326 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,520 Uh, one nonfat latte, right? 327 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,960 Hold on a sec. 328 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,520 Hey, did anybody ever tell you you got a really great smile? 329 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,720 Thanks. Heh. 330 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,760 Eww, eww, eww. 331 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,400 Adam, we need to be able to talk about these things. 332 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,000 There's no pressure, all right? 333 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,000 All I know is, I'd rather be spending my time with you... 334 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,480 than with anybody else. 335 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,880 I mean, the sex stuff is totally secondary. 336 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,720 See? That's why I like you, Adam. 337 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,240 You're not a Neanderthal like most guys. 338 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,160 Oh, are you going to the job fair today? 339 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,120 No, they don't have a booth for aspiring rock stars. 340 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,080 Can't hurt to have a fallback. 341 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,600 Fallbacks are for pussies. 342 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,520 Oh, Adam, hold on a sec. 343 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,320 Hi. Here you go. 344 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,120 Thank you. God bless. 345 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,680 Lord have mercy. 346 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,800 # Let me touch that, oh, let me rub that # 347 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,760 # Damn, let me cut that # 348 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,040 # Oh, that ass is so thick # 349 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,000 # Chit # 350 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,360 Hey, Baker. 351 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,760 Wait a minute, Munch. 352 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,000 - What are you doing in there? - Nothing, man. 353 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,760 You beating off in there? 354 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,320 Would you go away, please?! 355 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:25,720 Oh, yeah. Mmm. That's nice. 356 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,440 Yeah. Yeah. 357 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,760 Stick it in my big, fat, hairy ass! 358 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,160 Ohh, man! 359 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,240 Do it to me, big boy! 360 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,200 Oh, yeah! 361 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,360 Ooh, you like that... 362 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,680 Thanks, asshole. 363 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,040 I won't be able to walk all day now. 364 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,200 Man, she did it to you again, huh? 365 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,440 Ohh, man. 366 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,360 This is getting to be ridiculous, man. 367 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,120 I love Eve and all, but... 368 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,120 you beat off more than me these days. 369 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,760 Are those the same underwear? How many days in a row is that? 370 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,760 Five days. 371 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,680 No way, man. That's at least a week. 372 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,440 I didn't wear any underwear on Sunday. 373 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,080 You said "in a row." 374 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,680 You are a filthy slut, Munch. 375 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,520 - Oh, my God. - Jesus, man! 376 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,880 You know, they say when your balls smell worse than your butthole... 377 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,280 you should shower. 378 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,960 You gotta smell this, man. 379 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,440 Get out of here, man. 380 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,640 All right, you're missing out. 381 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,160 Now, can I continue masturbating, please? 382 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,560 Yeah. 383 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,520 I'm telling you, Mandy... 384 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,080 there's just something so exciting about doing it... 385 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,120 with your parents right in the next room. 386 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,400 Eww! I can't even imagine. Didn't you make noise? 387 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,960 No, he had his hand over my mouth the whole time. 388 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,680 - Ha ha! - Ha ha! 389 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,080 I could never. I'm a screamer. 390 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,480 Oh, well, see, I'm more of a moaner, so... 391 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,680 - Hi, Eve. - Hi, Eve. 392 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,040 Hi. 393 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,400 Were you not gonna say hi? 394 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,320 No, no, no. I was. 395 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,120 I'm just kind of in a daze right now... 396 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,040 and the coffee hasn't really kicked in yet. 397 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,960 Oh, well, I was just telling Mandy... 398 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,760 how John came home with me this last weekend... 399 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,760 and we did it in my old room with my parents right next door. 400 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,040 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 401 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,200 No way! 402 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,880 Can you believe that? 403 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,920 - Ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 404 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,920 Oh, my God, Eve. I'm so sorry. I totally forgot. 405 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,440 Ohh. Oh, my God. I did, too. 406 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,080 Forgot what? 407 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,600 Well, that you're a... 408 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,040 you know, that you haven't... 409 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,440 Oh. That I'm a virgin? 410 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,640 - Yeah. - Yeah. 411 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,840 Heh. It's not like I have leprosy or something. 412 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,680 - Well... - Heh. I know. 413 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,200 I just... you know, I wasn't sure if it was a sore subject. 414 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,720 Oh, no, no. Not at all. 415 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,200 I don't understand it, Eve. 416 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,560 I mean, how do you stay sane? 417 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,960 Yeah, I mean, don't you want to? 418 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,320 Yeah, of course I want to. 419 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,600 So, why don't you? 420 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,600 Do you really want to hear this? 421 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,200 - Yeah. - Yeah. 422 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,000 I believe in a love so permanent and exclusive... 423 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,760 between a man and a woman... 424 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,920 that it motivates me to keep my panties on... 425 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,320 even in the most tempting situations. 426 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,960 Who wrote that, your mother? 427 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,400 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 428 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,000 Ha ha. 429 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,560 Don't you think that's a little naive... Eve? 430 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,720 - Ha ha ha! - Yeah! Ha ha ha! 431 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,720 Ha ha ha. 432 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,120 I guess I just don't know what I'm missing. 433 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,640 - I guess not! - I guess not! 434 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,680 Ha ha! 435 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,840 Ohh. 436 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,240 This is the all-new Body by Jake ab scissor... 437 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,080 the four-minute ab machine. 438 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,280 If you want a slimmer, trimmer waistline... 439 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,760 Forget those Girls Gone Wild. 440 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,760 These are Hot Girls Undercover. 441 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,960 Made you look! 442 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,840 # It's in the air # 443 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,400 # It's everywhere # 444 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,800 # It's in the air # 445 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,360 # Me so horny # 446 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,120 These girls are crazy. There's nothing they won't do. 447 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,520 Anything you want, Adam. 448 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,040 # Me so horny # 449 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,680 Come and get me, big boy. 450 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,720 I'm barely legal. 451 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,400 We want Adam. 452 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,640 We want Adam! We want Adam! 453 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,360 Ohh. 454 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,560 Come in. 455 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,680 Oh, sorry. Busy? 456 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,480 Oh, hey. No, I'm just studying. 457 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,720 On a Saturday? 458 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,080 I know. I'm a total loser. Ha! 459 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:25,000 - Yeah, who isn't? - What's up? 460 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,920 Um, ahem. I have a confession to make. 461 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,880 Sounds juicy. 462 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,000 Actually, it's more like an apology... 463 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,480 for judging you. 464 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,320 I know I don't, um, know you that well... 465 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,640 but, for some reason, I've, uh, always disliked you. 466 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,760 Thanks? Heh! 467 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,600 And I feel really terrible about it. 468 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,600 I mean, I know it's so close-minded of me... 469 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,760 and I would really like to get to know you better. 470 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,000 I'm, like, a total bitch, huh? 471 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,200 - No. Ha ha! - Ha ha! 472 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,800 No, not at all. 473 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,440 Come here. Sit down. 474 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,080 Um, it's actually really weird... 475 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,880 because... I don't know. I get that a lot. 476 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,160 You do? 477 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,880 Yeah. For some reason, girls just don't seem to like me. 478 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,360 That's because you're so gorgeous. 479 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,800 Oh, please. 480 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,520 Every girl in this house is so gorgeous. 481 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,040 Yeah, but they're threatened by you. 482 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,360 Ha ha! 483 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,120 It's a natural thing. It's, like, Darwinism or something. 484 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,320 I guess it sucks to be me, then. Ha ha. 485 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,960 I'm sure it doesn't suck to be you. 486 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,840 Everything you do is so... great. 487 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,560 Like what? 488 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,560 Like the virginity thing. 489 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,760 No, l... you don't mean that. 490 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,240 No, really. I mean... 491 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,480 heh. 492 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,080 I've had sex with three guys... 493 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,200 and every single one of them broke my heart. 494 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,520 Oh. I'm sorry. 495 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,640 I think it takes a lot of strength to do what you're doing. 496 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,280 Yeah, I know. Um... 497 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,640 sometimes I'm not so sure. 498 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,520 Huh huh huh huh huh. 499 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,840 - What's up, dude? - What's up? 500 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,400 This smell like cheese or meat? 501 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,720 Oh, what is that? 502 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,440 It's my balls, dude. That's my nuts. 503 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,760 That's not cool. 504 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,400 More, Billy! More! 505 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,080 Sounds like Billy's splittin' the uprights. 506 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,120 More, Billy! 507 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,360 It's good! 508 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,600 Shut up. 509 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,000 Sounds like they're sacrificing a goat in there. 510 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,760 Think about baseball! It helps! 511 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,320 That-a-boy, Billy! 512 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,320 Get the fuck outta here, moron! 513 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,560 More! More! 514 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,560 Uh, I wanted to know if I could borrow some toilet paper. 515 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,680 Yeah, I really need some... 516 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,080 Get... the fuck... 517 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,440 ahh... out of here. 518 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,720 Ahh! 519 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,840 I hate your friends. 520 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,760 OK, you know what? We'll come back later. 521 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,520 Yeah. Later... we'll come back. 522 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,720 Fuckin' idiots. 523 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,160 It's all right, baby. It's all right. 524 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,640 Did Patty smoke your pole last night? 525 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,320 Nope. 526 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,360 I gave her the Heisman. 527 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,280 I'm pretty sure she's got the, uh... 528 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,960 Itchy and Scratchy Show goin' on down south. 529 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,680 I don't care if she is disgusting, man. 530 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,160 I'd like to do my own disgusting things to her. 531 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,600 She looks like she could swallow a kielbasa... 532 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,960 - Ow! - Jerks. 533 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,800 - Hello? - Hi, sweetheart. 534 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,160 Hi. How are you? 535 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,520 - Hi, baby. - Hi, Daddy. 536 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,880 - Everything all right? - Mm-hmm. Everything's fine. 537 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,440 How's the boy? He treating you like a princess? 538 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,600 Yes, Daddy. 539 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,880 You tell him if he doesn't, I'll come break his legs. 540 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,360 I will be sure to pass that on. 541 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,600 We're still on for lunch, right? 542 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,720 Oh, yes, definitely. I can't wait. 543 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,000 OK. Here's your mother. Be good! 544 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,760 - He is so rude. - You love it. 545 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,040 So, how are you, sweetie? 546 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,320 You sounded a little upset on the answering machine. 547 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,360 I think it's really starting to bother him... 548 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,760 that we haven't had sex. 549 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,320 - Is he pressuring you? - No, not really. 550 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,320 Well, have you talked about it? 551 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,880 - Sort of. - And? 552 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,640 I'm really confused, Mom. 553 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,800 What are you confused about, honey? 554 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,240 I just... I don't know why I'm doing this. 555 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,600 I mean, I can understand why people think it's weird. 556 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,440 No, it most certainly is not weird. 557 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,600 Weird is letting random boys put their... 558 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,400 thingies in your thingy. 559 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,520 You did not just say "thingies in your thingy". 560 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,480 Ha ha ha! 561 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,880 You know I hate saying those words around you. 562 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,600 I really like him, Mom, and I feel like... 563 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,560 I may not be giving our relationship a chance. 564 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,520 Something worth having is worth waiting for. 565 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,080 How did you know when it was right for you and Dad? 566 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,120 When he told me he loved me. 567 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,560 Really? 568 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,080 Heh heh. 569 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,960 It was so hard for him. 570 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,320 It took him so long to build up the courage. 571 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:22,200 And, um, then, one night, we were just lying on the bed... 572 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,640 in his apartment, and he said it. 573 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,040 How did you know he meant it? 574 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,240 He had tears in his eyes. 575 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,040 Oh, I would've paid big money to see that. 576 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,320 After that, we were like dogs in heat! 577 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,440 Oh, Harry! 578 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,640 We were practically attached at the vortex of love! 579 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,800 Oh, my God! I'm hanging up now! 580 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,680 Oh, honey. I'm sorry. 581 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,640 Mom, when am I gonna know if I'm ready or not? 582 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,880 There's no right answer. 583 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,040 I was afraid you'd say that. 584 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,720 Just follow your heart, sweetheart. 585 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,440 And that, too. 586 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,680 Jesus! 587 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,240 Jesus Christ! 588 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,400 Which one of you barn animals did that? 589 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,600 - Did what? - Go look. 590 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,480 Oh, man. 591 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,560 You got to be kidding me. 592 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,200 Munch? 593 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,680 It's not even my color, man. 594 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,640 Man, who was just in here? 595 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,680 - Ferguson. - Ferguson. 596 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,400 You want me to do what, baby? 597 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,440 I could do that. 598 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,280 I could do that all night, girl. 599 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,400 What? 600 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,960 What the hell? 601 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,120 Did you just come downstairs and trim your pubes in our sink? 602 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,240 No. 603 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,800 Your eye is twitching... 604 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,360 punk. 605 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,600 I don't even know what you're talking about! 606 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,400 You broke my goddamn door! 607 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,600 I brush my teeth in that sink. 608 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,520 I piss in that sink. 609 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,680 Don't laugh. It ain't funny. 610 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:14,640 OK, OK, everyone pull out a pube. 611 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,000 What? 612 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,760 Don't make me do it for you, bitch. 613 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:24,000 I guarantee I'll yank out more than one. 614 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,400 Dude, that's so gay. 615 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,160 Gray pubes, Munch? 616 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,080 Yeah. It... it's this thing. 617 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,600 It's... it's a condition. 618 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,840 It's really... it's hard to explain. 619 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,320 This is such bullshit. 620 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,800 So I have short pubes. That doesn't prove anything. 621 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,880 Aah! All right, all right! I did it, I did it! Aah! 622 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,080 - Clean it up. - I will! 623 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,800 Damn, dude! You know I have a sensitive rectum! 624 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,400 Man, what kind of a bitch trims their pubes? 625 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,200 I do. If you trim the bush, the tree looks bigger. 626 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,560 - You do? - Yeah. 627 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,840 - I do, too. You guys kidding me? 628 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,240 I've trimmed. You've never trimmed? 629 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,760 Hell, no, man. You guys wax your chests also? 630 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,960 - Yeah. - That's totally different. 631 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Frequent the tanning salons? 632 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,480 Whole other ballpark. 633 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,280 All right. Do you like it when girls have a hairy bush? 634 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,560 I don't mind. 635 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,680 Yeah, but you like it when they mow the lawn, right? 636 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,840 Yeah, I guess. 637 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:53,400 Well, don't you think you should extend them the same courtesy? 638 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,520 I like women that shave their legs. 639 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,760 Does that mean I should shave mine? 640 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,240 I think you're upset because you're in the minority here, Baker. 641 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,880 Well, I think real men like me are a dying breed. 642 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,920 Trust me. If Eve ever went down on you... 643 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,680 she'd like it if you trimmed your bush. 644 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,920 Eat a dick, Ferguson. 645 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,840 She doesn't even go down on him? 646 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,280 - Uh-uh. - Oh, my God. 647 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,640 What's her mouth for? 648 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,520 - Ha ha ha ha! - Ha ha! 649 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,400 So, you nail Snow White yet? 650 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,600 - Nope. - Jesus, man. 651 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,480 This girl's obviously damaged goods. 652 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,480 Dad, take it easy, all right? 653 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,560 Hey, I'm not paying your tuition so you can cuddle. 654 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,080 I need stories for my money. Go... go have a threesome. 655 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,480 Screw a teacher. Do something. 656 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,200 I'll keep that in mind. 657 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,200 I'm telling you, when you're fifty years old... 658 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,560 and you're jerking off... 659 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,440 you're going to need a lot of different memories to call on. 660 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,760 That's disgusting. 661 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,040 She must be really great looking. 662 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,440 Yeah, I mean... but you know what? It's more than that. 663 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,040 What do you mean? 664 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,000 I want to be intimate with this girl. 665 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,760 You know, not just for the sex. It's like... 666 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,960 Is this you coming out of the closet? 667 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,040 L... I want to get to know her. 668 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,200 I've told you this before. Nobody... 669 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,640 - Nobody knows anybody. - Exactly. 670 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,960 Well, no offense, Dad, but a guy with three ex-wives... 671 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,760 isn't exactly the best relationship role model. 672 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,720 - So don't listen to me. - I'm trying not to. 673 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,000 All right, I'm just kidding. I love you, son. 674 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Heh. OK, Dad. 675 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,560 Bye-bye. 676 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:27,160 Oh, my God. Do that ass thing again you were doing. 677 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:31,200 # 'Cause baby, you're like religion # 678 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,760 # I let you nail me down # 679 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:38,280 # I can't get my head around # 680 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,280 # The halo that's shinin' around you # 681 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,920 # Who's to say that the sky won't fall? # 682 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,680 # Who's to say that the sun won't stall? # 683 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,000 # Who's to say that the man won't call? # 684 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,000 # Who's to say we can't have it all? # 685 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,360 Was that a hint? 686 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,680 No, it's just a song. 687 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,640 - It's good. - Thank you. 688 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,120 Hey, Baker. 689 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,280 Yeah? 690 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,120 You ever think about joining the army? 691 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,400 Yeah, man. 692 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,640 I mean, I guess the thought's crossed my mind before. 693 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,800 I think it'd be easier that way, you know? 694 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,240 At least that way you know exactly where you're supposed to be... 695 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,720 what you're supposed to be doing... 696 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,560 instead of constantly feeling... 697 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,080 like you should be doing something else all the time. 698 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,920 Yeah, man, but, I mean... 699 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,280 you ever think about the actually going to war part? 700 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,040 Yeah, but come on. 701 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:48,520 I mean, everything's got a down side, right? 702 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,160 Munch, what are you doing, man? 703 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,320 Are you admiring your dump? 704 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,360 I'm wiping my ass. 705 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,080 What? Standing up? 706 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,400 Yeah. 707 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,600 You got to be kidding me, man. 708 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,760 - How do you wipe? - Sitting down, bro. 709 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,600 Ha ha! Fucking unbelievable. 710 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,280 Sitting? How the hell do you wipe sitting down? 711 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,440 How the hell do you wipe sitting down? 712 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,960 Wait a minute, wait a minute. You stand, too, Billy? 713 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,120 Yeah. 714 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,120 This is unbelievable. Freddie? 715 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,880 - Sitting. - Thank you. 716 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,000 I don't understand. How do you wipe sitting down? 717 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,360 You put your hand in the bowl with a turd swimming around in it? 718 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,000 No, man, you do a little lean-off. 719 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,560 Come side door. 720 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,480 How the hell do you wipe standing up? 721 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,240 I've never heard of such a thing. 722 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,760 Ferguson, what about you? 723 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,000 - Sitter. - That's ridiculous. 724 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,120 What, you're telling me you turn and face the bowl? 725 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,160 Yeah. 726 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,120 You're telling me you guys don't smear shit all over your ass? 727 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,160 Nah, you got to spread 'em. You don't smear. 728 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,080 That's the whole thing is, spread your cheeks. 729 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,680 Uhh. Aw, man. 730 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,560 Sitting, huh? I got to try that. 731 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,840 So, you go around the side, but not up the middle. 732 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,720 Oh, yeah. The side door's the only way, man. 733 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,720 Up the middle, you get your balls and legs involved... 734 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,200 - and you don't want that. - Interesting. 735 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,440 All right, all right. It's good enough. 736 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,880 Let the games begin. 737 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,680 # Whoa, oh, oh # 738 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,320 # Whoa, oh, oh # 739 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,360 # Whoa, oh, oh # 740 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,200 # Whoa, oh, oh # 741 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:26,480 # I spent some time with myself # 742 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,280 # Well, my head was on fire # 743 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,760 # 'Cause my picture's on the shelf # 744 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,800 # All right, now # 745 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,720 - Yeah! - Yeah! 746 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,920 I'm OK! I'm OK! 747 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,400 # There's nowhere to go, oh, oh # 748 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:55,000 # When you find yourself in a crowded room # 749 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,280 # Do you find your head... # 750 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,320 Hey, stud. 751 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,720 What's up, Patty? 752 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,600 Nothing. I just haven't seen you around in a while. 753 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,680 - I been busy. - With Eve? 754 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,880 Yes, with Eve. 755 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,280 Ooh, exciting. 756 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,480 You guys must have some great pillow talk. 757 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,200 Fuck off, Patty. You don't know shit. 758 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,800 Oh, did I hit a sore spot? 759 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,880 You done? 760 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,080 Mm-hmm. Just curious. 761 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,280 Why? 762 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,360 I like you, Adam. 763 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,520 I always thought you and me should be friends. 764 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,960 How are we going to be friends, Patty? Thank you. 765 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,080 Come on. 766 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,320 Don't tell me you never wonder. 767 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,640 About what? 768 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,760 About what it would be like... 769 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,200 to bend my legs behind my head like a pretzel... 770 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,720 and then do whatever you want with me. 771 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,040 Jesus Christ. 772 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,440 Hi. 773 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,320 Heh. Hey. 774 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,480 I'm going to go get another beer. 775 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,480 You keep that in mind. 776 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,080 Hmm. Nice ruffles. 777 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,600 Excuse me. 778 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,800 Ahem. So, what were you two talking about? 779 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,560 Pretzels. Um, Sarah, right? 780 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,560 Yeah. Ahem. 781 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,960 We were in the same sociology class. 782 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,720 I'm surprised you knew that. I only saw you there once. 783 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:21,840 Yeah, right. Anyways, welcome to our shameful abode. 784 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,600 The keg's in there, and have a good time. 785 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,960 - You need a beer? - No, thanks. 786 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,720 # Well, if I take myself into a room... # 787 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,640 So, I've been thinking about the song you sang me. 788 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,880 What about it? 789 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,800 Well, obviously, you're trying to tell me something. 790 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,960 Look, Adam, if you have something to say, just say it. 791 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,160 It's just that it's been nine months, Eve. 792 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,120 I mean, here I am thinking everything's going great... 793 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,840 but you still don't trust me. 794 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,480 Yes, I do. I do. I do trust you. 795 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,840 Then what is the problem? 796 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,440 Look, my virginity is really important to me. 797 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,800 It's important to me, too, OK? 798 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:12,000 Adam, I have never felt closer to anybody than I do to you. 799 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:17,360 Do you have any idea how amazing it would be? 800 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,680 Hmm? 801 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:23,320 # And it feels so good, don't hide # 802 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,520 See, that's what I'm talking about. 803 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,800 You are so sweet. 804 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,840 - Say cheese. - Get the fuck out! 805 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,480 Ha ha ha ha ha! 806 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,120 - Hello. - Hi. 807 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,800 I find you strangely attractive. 808 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,240 Thanks? 809 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,360 Look... 810 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,640 # Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up # 811 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,320 # Wake up, up, up, wake up # 812 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,920 # Wake up # 813 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,440 # I see your face when I close my eyes # 814 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,640 # I hear your words, and I realize # 815 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,800 # Wake up # 816 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:17,920 # And now I'm walking # 817 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,120 # Right beside you on my own # 818 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,920 Let's get down to the brass tacks. 819 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,120 I don't have time to fuck around. 820 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,040 I like you. 821 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,440 Ha ha ha ha! 822 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,800 I like you a lot. 823 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,960 And if I'm not mistaken, I think you like me. Ahem. 824 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,480 So, let's just cut the bullshit. 825 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,640 What do you say? 826 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,960 Why not? 827 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,600 # Wake up, up, up, wake up # 828 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,080 # Wake up # 829 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,160 # Wake up # 830 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,440 # Wake up, up, up, wake up # 831 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,840 # Wake up # 832 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,200 # Wake up # 833 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:57,280 # Wake up # 834 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,280 # And now I'm walking # 835 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,000 # Right beside you on my own # 836 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,080 Get crazy! Go, man! 837 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,240 # I got a pocket full of razor blades # 838 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,960 # So come on # 839 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,440 # Come on # 840 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,680 # Wake up # 841 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,640 # Wake up # 842 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,000 # Wake up, up, up, wake up # 843 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,640 # Wake up, up # 844 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,000 # Wake up # 845 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,880 # Wake up, up, up, wake up # 846 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,680 # Wake up # 847 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,520 - Oh! - Ooh! 848 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,680 Aw, dude. Shit. 849 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,240 I think Munch just shit himself. 850 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,360 I did. 851 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,520 OK, and that was my cue to leave. 852 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,640 Already? 853 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,880 Yes, honey. I got to study for my midterms. 854 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,840 You have two weeks. 855 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,320 Yeah. Not everyone can cram the night before like you do... 856 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,720 and get good grades. 857 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,960 Well, how do you know if you don't try? 858 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,640 OK, yeah. Sarah, I'm leaving. 859 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,400 Are you coming? 860 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,760 Um, I think I'm going to stay for a while. 861 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,840 Are you sure? 862 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,680 - She's sure. - OK, good. 863 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,520 OK, I'll call you tomorrow. 864 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,560 Have fun with your friends. 865 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,200 What about my needs? 866 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:21,840 Oh, bye-bye, drunk boy. 867 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,320 Bye-bye, drunk boy. 868 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,520 - Ha ha ha ha! - Heh. 869 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,760 Heh heh heh. 870 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:39,400 This whole town is built on miles of hope. 871 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,960 Yeah. I dare you. I dare anybody... 872 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,320 to give me one reason why I should stay... 873 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,800 a guy like me. 874 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,640 Well, what's it mean, Munch? 875 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,000 It means... 876 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,600 that nobody has the answers... 877 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,880 not me, not you. 878 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,760 Not even you... 879 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,320 because there are no answers. 880 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,640 No... you know? 881 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,600 I mean, nobody knows what's right or what's wrong... 882 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,400 because there is no right or wrong... 883 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,640 only what's right for us. 884 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:18,320 Wow, Munch, that might actually have been deep. 885 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,480 Come on. I like you, though. 886 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,000 # What my grandma done for me # 887 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,600 Baker dog. How goes it? 888 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,400 What's up, Vaughn? 889 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,680 - How's little Evie girl doing? - Fine. 890 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:38,760 Yeah? You know, that's one hot piece of ass you got there. 891 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,320 - You hit that shit yet? - Watch your mouth, man. 892 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,920 I guess not. You must be taking a lot of cold showers... 893 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,120 spending all your time with that cock tease. 894 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,640 Whoa! Touched a nerve there, didn't I? 895 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,480 Easy, fellas. We're all brothers here. 896 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,960 Yeah, Baker. Bros before hos, right, homey? 897 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,640 Yo, man, my bad. I'm sorry. 898 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,040 It's all right, playa. I un... 899 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,160 # Rosary # 900 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,440 Hey, man. 901 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,680 I'm going to draw a penis on your forehead, OK, homey? 902 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:11,800 Cool. Keep it gangsta. 903 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,000 Vaughn's still out. 904 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,680 Uhh. I hate my life, Billy. 905 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:27,280 I hate my life, man. 906 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,800 You don't mean that. 907 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,440 You know, here I am... 908 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,640 with the most unbelievable girl. 909 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:35,880 Thank you. 910 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,600 And I'm on the verge of giving it up. 911 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,040 Why? 912 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,040 Because she won't let me put... 913 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,920 this excess piece of cartilage between my legs... 914 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,880 inside of her. 915 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,640 It's, like, I'm some sort of a caveman? 916 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,200 Well, that's because you're a guy, man. 917 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,480 So what does that mean? 918 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,760 I'm supposed to have no self-control? 919 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,120 You're being too hard on yourself. 920 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,360 I mean, most guys wouldn't even stick it out this long. 921 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,160 Give yourself some credit. 922 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,960 Well, I don't know, Billy. 923 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,640 Something's got to give, man. 924 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,280 I love Eve to death... 925 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,160 but this is driving me up the wall. 926 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,720 - Have you brought that yet? - Brought what? 927 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,360 I love you. 928 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,560 I love you. That's what they want to hear. 929 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,960 Man, she knows I love her. 930 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,520 It may not be a bad idea to bring it soon though. 931 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,720 I mean, besides, it's the truth. 932 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,800 You know what, Billy? 933 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,000 You're absolutely right. 934 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,720 I am? 935 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,160 You are absolutely right. 936 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,440 I am? 937 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,120 Ha! That's what I have to do, man. 938 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:50,360 I mean, one shot. Let it go. Full throttle romance. 939 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,560 - There you go, kid. - No holds barred, man. 940 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,360 That's what I'm talking about, baby. 941 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:59,040 If she doesn't go for it, she leaves me no choice. 942 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,720 - You got to do it. - That's it! 943 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,120 - Come on, man, give me a hug. - Ahh. 944 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,160 - I love you, OK? - I love you, too, man. 945 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,000 And I dare you... 946 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,440 I dare you to give me one reason to stay. 947 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,440 There's no right for any of us. 948 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,600 There's only what's right for each of us. 949 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,280 For both of us. 950 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,640 I like you so much. 951 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,640 # You say the rosary # 952 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,840 Munch? 953 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,880 - Ha ha. - Heh. 954 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,000 Ha ha! 955 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,320 I'm OK! 956 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,840 # 'Cause, baby, you're like religion # 957 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,800 # I let you nail me down # 958 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:54,840 # I can't get my head around # 959 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,920 # The halo that's shinin' around you # 960 00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,320 # Who's to say that the sky won't fall? # 961 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:05,600 # Who's to say that the sun won't stall? # 962 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,800 # Who's to say that the man won't call? # 963 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,520 # Who's to say we can't have it all? # 964 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 And you must be Eve. 965 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,720 Yes, it's me. 966 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,680 I see why a man would go through all this trouble. 967 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:28,480 OK, I'm supposed to read this to you. 968 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,920 "To my beautiful Eve. 969 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,880 "Roses are red. 970 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,280 Violets are violet, not blue." 971 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,400 Ha ha ha. 972 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,920 "But, you, you are the thought... 973 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,920 "that touches my soul. 974 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,440 "You have become a part of me... my favorite part." 975 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,520 Oh. 976 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,000 # I'm in the mood # 977 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,040 # To make several mistakes # 978 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,080 # In a row # 979 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,600 # On the floor # 980 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,160 # In the place # 981 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:07,760 # We met before # 982 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,080 # There is poetry in emptiness # 983 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,720 # That's why I always turn to us # 984 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,720 # When I'm in the mood # 985 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:20,000 # To make several mistakes # 986 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,560 # In a row # 987 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:27,560 # Mmm, mmm, mmm # 988 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:33,600 # Mmm, mmm, mmm # 989 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,640 Oh, wow. 990 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,560 Happy Valentine's Day. 991 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,960 It's not Valentine's Day. 992 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,160 - It is now. - Ha ha. 993 00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,040 # Well, baby, I'm lonely, too # 994 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,680 # I got this 12-pack of my favorite brew # 995 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,200 # I wanna stay with you # 996 00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:07,520 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 997 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,480 # When the water breaks # 998 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,960 # No, you never seen no sight like this # 999 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,360 # A sweetwater lake with little golden fish # 1000 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,920 # And they swim right up to you # 1001 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,240 # They're not afraid of you # 1002 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,680 I love you, Eve. 1003 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:29,600 # Jesus wants the radio # 1004 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:33,200 # So he can keep track of the Romeos # 1005 00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:34,760 # In the world # 1006 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:38,280 # He's got a woman down here # 1007 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,200 # She's thinking of songs now # 1008 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:47,600 # That you just never hear # 1009 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:53,200 # She's thinking about all those yesteryears # 1010 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,960 # When she was a good girl # 1011 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 Uh-uh. No. 1012 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,080 You're kidding, right? 1013 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,800 No. 1014 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,400 Is that why you did all this? So I would sleep with you? 1015 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,640 I thought we might actually do something else... 1016 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,040 besides sleep for a change. 1017 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,680 Look, I can't just be ready... 1018 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,960 because you decided to be romantic, Adam. 1019 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,240 That's not how it works. 1020 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,280 How does it work, Eve? 1021 00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,240 You tell me. How does it work? 1022 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,720 If you were this frustrated, you should've told me. 1023 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,440 Well, I'm telling you right now! I am frustrated! 1024 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,240 I'm frustrated as hell! 1025 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,040 Yeah, I can see that. 1026 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,240 I mean, what is it? You have no kind of physical desire... 1027 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:36,680 for me whatsoever? 1028 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:39,480 No. 1029 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,440 Uh, yes, yes, I do. 1030 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:45,040 This is like being in first fucking grade with you, Eve, you know? 1031 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,920 I'm sorry. 1032 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,400 "I'm sorry." 1033 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,200 Well, I'm sick and tired of your I'm sorrys. 1034 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:53,560 I thought maybe at some point in our relationship... 1035 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:54,920 things would change... 1036 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,680 and you might actually trust me a little bit. 1037 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,560 I do trust you. 1038 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,080 Then what are you so damn afraid of, Eve? 1039 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,800 I don't know! 1040 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,360 I don't know. 1041 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,360 Unbelievable. 1042 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,560 God damn it! 1043 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,920 # Explosion # 1044 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,840 Get back, all right? Get back, all right? 1045 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,000 Asshole. 1046 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:47,240 # Catch me on the wrong day # 1047 00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,600 # I'm soul, I want to see the real me # 1048 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,920 # Watch out now # 1049 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,800 # I'm sick of getting treated like a stepchild # 1050 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,840 # Hurry up and roll, 'cause I'm counting down to one # 1051 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,680 # Explosion # 1052 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:05,040 # Oh, yeah # 1053 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,040 # Explosion # 1054 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,800 # Whoa, oh, yeah # 1055 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,360 # Somebody save me # 1056 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:25,560 # From myself again # 1057 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:33,360 # The devil's cut my eye # 1058 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:38,360 # With his evil breath # 1059 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,160 # One more # 1060 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,920 # Sleepless night # 1061 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,920 # In Hollywood # 1062 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,800 # Where the stars shine bright # 1063 00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:00,640 # So let me be loved # 1064 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,200 # Seduce me with sins for free # 1065 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:09,240 Mmm... 1066 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:13,920 # If this is so bad # 1067 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,480 # Then why in the hell # 1068 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,400 # Does it feel so good to me? # 1069 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:39,280 # It's not because you have a nice room # 1070 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,520 # Or because you're a perfect ten # 1071 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:48,400 # It's not because you're not doomed # 1072 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:53,400 # Or because I don't hate all your friends # 1073 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,760 # But I will always love you # 1074 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,240 # I can't say that # 1075 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:06,280 # It's because you don't lie # 1076 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,320 Ow. 1077 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,120 # I will always love you # 1078 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:12,960 # But I can't say why # 1079 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,120 Shit. 1080 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,080 Shit! Shit, shit. 1081 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,440 What? 1082 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,840 Please tell me that... that we didn't just... 1083 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,600 last night... we didn't... 1084 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,960 Like rock stars. 1085 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,480 Shit. 1086 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:36,240 Please. Like you haven't been wanting this. 1087 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,560 Gotta go. 1088 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,840 What, suddenly you're shy? 1089 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,320 This was a big mistake. 1090 00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,680 I don't make mistakes. 1091 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,920 - You gotta get dressed. - Eat me. 1092 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,440 I'm gonna need my panties. 1093 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,240 Where are your panties? 1094 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,440 Well, you had to know it was only a matter of time. 1095 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,240 Oh, God, shut up, Patty. 1096 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,520 Well, if you think about it, it's her own fault... 1097 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,160 for not being able to keep her man satisfied. 1098 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,000 - Listen. - Hmm? 1099 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,080 If you tell anybody about this, I swear to God... 1100 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,720 Yeah, right. 1101 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,600 And what are you gonna do? 1102 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,800 Please don't do this. Please don't do this. 1103 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Relax. I'm not gonna say anything. 1104 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,520 I got what I wanted. 1105 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:45,280 When you guys break up, you know where to find me. 1106 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,640 I've been looking for a fuck buddy who knows what he's doing. 1107 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,880 - See ya. - Wait. Uh... 1108 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,080 one second. Um, not the door. 1109 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,680 - Heh! - One second. 1110 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,720 Yeah, right. 1111 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:07,760 Fuck. 1112 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,320 Pick up the hooker. 1113 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,560 Pick her up, kill her, and take your money back. 1114 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,160 Thank you. I'm trying. 1115 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,800 # Me so horny # 1116 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,920 Later, boys. 1117 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,240 Who bumped Patty last night? 1118 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,520 Not me. 1119 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,000 Fuckin' Ferguson? 1120 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,880 Yeah, like Ferguson ever gets laid. 1121 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,040 Fuck you, dude. It's a slump. 1122 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,760 It doesn't look like I did. 1123 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,120 Ha! 1124 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,400 Holy shit! 1125 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,800 - Tell me you wore a condom. - Tell me you didn't. 1126 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,080 Tell me you ate her box. 1127 00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,680 What did I do? 1128 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,080 - Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha. 1129 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,440 Please tell me you didn't. 1130 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,600 Don't judge a book by its cover, Eve. 1131 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,600 I mean, Freddie may seem strange and vulgar... 1132 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,120 but he is very in touch with his feminine side. 1133 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,280 How so? 1134 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,320 Well, he writes poetry and loves animals. 1135 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,800 - He told you that? - Yeah. 1136 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,280 OK, I think he's pulling your chain. 1137 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,480 OK, well, then, how do you explain... 1138 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,440 the fact that he wears women's underwear? 1139 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,600 Uh-uh. 1140 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,760 But I think it's sexy! 1141 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,680 - Bitch! - You slut! 1142 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,240 Oh! Fucking whore! 1143 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,840 Get off me! 1144 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,160 You bitch! 1145 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,240 Ohh! No! 1146 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,080 - Oh! - Ohh! 1147 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,960 Somebody get this crazy bitch off me! 1148 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,040 Fucking slut! 1149 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,520 - Aah! - Aah! 1150 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,760 Help me! 1151 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,240 Oh! Fucking... ahh! 1152 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,680 Ohh! I'm bleeding, you psycho! 1153 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,680 You scheming bitch! 1154 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,240 Oh, don't even try to put it all on me, Cindy! 1155 00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,840 You know he wanted it, too. 1156 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,040 You just wish you were me. 1157 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:04,520 That's what this comes down to, you two-faced fucking whore! 1158 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:07,120 - Ohh! - I hate you! 1159 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,200 I hate you, too! 1160 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,920 God, I've never seen anything like that in person before. 1161 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,600 - I know how she feels. - You do? 1162 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,520 When I found out that Alex cheated on me... 1163 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,040 I was a total wreck. I didn't leave my room... 1164 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:26,960 for, like, two weeks. 1165 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,400 Oh, my God. I just... I can't imagine. 1166 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,040 I cannot imagine opening myself up to someone like that... 1167 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,920 and then being betrayed like that. 1168 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,400 Ha ha. You'd be surprised what you could handle. 1169 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,920 Ohh, God. 1170 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,880 I don't know. 1171 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,120 You know, in a crazy sort of way, I'm glad that it happened to me. 1172 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,480 - You are? - Yeah, I mean... 1173 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:52,200 'cause you gotta get knocked down to get back up, and all that. 1174 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:55,480 Yeah, I'd rather just not get knocked down. 1175 00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:00,600 If you could pull that off, more power to you. 1176 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,680 You did the right thing, Baker. 1177 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,640 Who thinks Baker did the right thing? 1178 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,120 See? It's anonymous. 1179 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,960 Unanimous, you dildo. 1180 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,200 - Why the name-calling? - I have issues. 1181 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,000 Where are we eating? 1182 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,240 Taco... 1183 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,120 Ah, yes. Today is a good day for diarrhea. 1184 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,200 Pffft! 1185 00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,520 - What's wrong? - I don't know, man. 1186 00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,720 Suddenly, I gotta piss real bad. 1187 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,200 They have a good bathroom at the T-Lair. 1188 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,520 I've grown many a fine brown tail there. 1189 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,240 Four blocks away. 1190 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,760 Jeez, I don't know if I can wait. 1191 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,160 - Are you serious? - Holy shit! 1192 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:53,720 OK, OK. Hey, slow down! 1193 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,760 - Take the wheel! Take the wheel! - Slow it down! 1194 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,040 Watch the fuckin' road, man! 1195 00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,200 Hit the brakes! 1196 00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,400 Brake, god damn it! 1197 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,200 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1198 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,960 Wait till the car fuckin' stops! 1199 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,400 Ah, for fuck's sakes! 1200 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,840 Uhh! 1201 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,760 Ahh! 1202 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,000 What the fuck? 1203 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:13,040 Ahh! 1204 01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,640 For fuck's sake. 1205 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:15,960 Ohh, shit! Uhh! 1206 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,400 Jesus Christ! 1207 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,320 Aah! 1208 01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,320 What the hell is goin' on, Baker? 1209 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,960 I'm pissin' goddamn razor blades, man! 1210 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,120 That's what's goin' on! 1211 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,520 - See, Munch? - What? 1212 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,040 I told you, that bitch is dirty. 1213 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,400 What are you talkin' about? 1214 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,400 Ain't it obvious? You caught something... 1215 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,520 from Patty the petri dish. 1216 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,240 Bullshit, bullshit. 1217 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,000 There's no way it would show up this fast. 1218 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,080 Yeah, there's gotta be, like, an incubation period. 1219 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,240 I'm telling you, she has got diseases... 1220 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,440 they don't even have foundations for yet. 1221 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,320 Don't you listen to him, Baker. You can pee. 1222 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:50,720 - Ohh! - Go for it. 1223 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,960 Oh, shit! 1224 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,440 Hello, officer. 1225 01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,200 Nice day? 1226 01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,560 Smart-ass. 1227 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:01,960 Ohh! 1228 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,160 - Baker? - What?! 1229 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:08,960 Holy shit! 1230 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,040 I just don't understand how a little pleasure... 1231 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,200 could be worth so much pain. 1232 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,240 Well, sometimes it's not... 1233 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,000 and sometimes it is. 1234 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,640 Sometimes it really is. 1235 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:23,120 Who's the best you've ever been with? 1236 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,640 Alex... no question. 1237 01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:27,160 He knew exactly where I wanted to be touched. 1238 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,680 Where? 1239 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,920 Ohh. Everywhere. I wanted his hands all over me... 1240 01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,760 in my thighs, on my back... 1241 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:38,320 on my arms, my hair, my neck, my hips. 1242 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,400 Ohh. It was amazing every single time. 1243 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,600 Ha! Look at you. 1244 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:46,760 I mean, maybe not every time, but most of the time. 1245 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:50,320 If it's with the right person, it's the most amazing thing. 1246 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:55,360 You get to see a side of someone that's... secret... 1247 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,320 that no one else gets to see. 1248 01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:59,640 I like that. 1249 01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:01,680 Wait a minute. 1250 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:06,200 Does this mean that you've never had an orgasm? 1251 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,600 - Oh, my God. - Well... 1252 01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,640 I... think I have. 1253 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,880 I mean, I've definitely felt things. 1254 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,640 Trust me, girl. You would definitely know. 1255 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,360 I mean, it's amazing little violent explosions... 1256 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,400 that are going on all around your body. 1257 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,840 It's, like, unmistakable. I just... 1258 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,840 I just can't believe you haven't had one. 1259 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,240 Not even by accident? 1260 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,520 What? How do you have one by accident? 1261 01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,600 Like, let's say your hand accidentally... 1262 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:34,920 slips down your panties. 1263 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,240 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha! 1264 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,400 Or let's say, like, you accidentally... 1265 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,600 take out your vibrator from your drawer. 1266 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:41,960 And you have a vibrator? 1267 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,640 Oh, no. But you could borrow it if you want to. 1268 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,120 His name is Tyson. 1269 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,520 - Ah ha ha! - Ha ha ha ha! 1270 01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,520 No, thank you. I'll pass. 1271 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,200 Oh, man. I just... 1272 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,800 I don't know how you survive. 1273 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,040 Yes, Mr. Baker? 1274 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:58,480 Hi, Doc. Um... 1275 01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,080 I'm sort of having this problem with my... with my dick. 1276 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,560 - Your penis. - Right, sorry. Penis. 1277 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:04,760 What's the problem? 1278 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,120 Um... l'm pissing razor blades. 1279 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,680 OK. Bring in a cup of urine tomorrow. 1280 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,320 A full cup? 1281 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,920 A full cup would be best, yes. 1282 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:16,880 Oh, that might be a problem... 1283 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:20,960 'cause I'm only managing a squirt at a time here. 1284 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,480 All right, then. 1285 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:24,880 Just do the best you can. 1286 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,320 Right. OK, thank you. 1287 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,160 You're welcome. Bye. 1288 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:37,360 Be strong, buddy. 1289 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,560 We're gonna get through this. 1290 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,360 Ohh! Ahh! 1291 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,480 The internet is so awesome. 1292 01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,880 That's, uh, 17.73. 1293 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,600 Aah! 1294 01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,440 Ferguson, I never knew your mother was a dancer. 1295 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,600 Shut up, dick. You know I got two dads. 1296 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,600 Oh, my God. That's a lot of woman. 1297 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,000 Aah! 1298 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:13,160 Uh, I'm... I'm sorry. These are... these are... 1299 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,520 I can't look away from this. 1300 01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,320 I can't stop looking at it. 1301 01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:19,440 You know, I find myself strangely attracted to her. 1302 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,360 Ahh! Aah! 1303 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,560 Jesus Christ. Baker! Did it fall off? 1304 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,320 Dude, they're... they're... they're no good. 1305 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:30,960 These... these coupons... they, uh, expired two years ago. 1306 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,120 Ha ha ha ha! 1307 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,840 Here, take this instead, man. Take this. 1308 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,840 C-c-come on, man. 1309 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:41,280 It's the entire history of Britain. 1310 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,520 - Ha ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha ha ha! 1311 01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,320 Come on. I'm sorry, dude. I'm just playing. 1312 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,120 I'm just fucking with you, dude. 1313 01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:50,680 I did it. 1314 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,040 There he is. 1315 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,320 This guy just peed. 1316 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,960 Oh, my God... 1317 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,680 - Ha ha ha ha! - Ohh! 1318 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,400 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1319 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:04,360 Oh, my God! 1320 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,480 That's it. 1321 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,640 Ha ha ha ha! 1322 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,760 Let me ask you this. 1323 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:14,040 If things didn't work out between you guys... 1324 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,840 because you didn't have sex... 1325 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,440 could you see yourself regretting it? 1326 01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,080 Yeah, maybe. 1327 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:24,080 And if you slept with Adam and things didn't work out... 1328 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,840 could you see yourself regretting that? 1329 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,080 No, I don't think so. 1330 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:31,520 I mean, I feel so comfortable with him... 1331 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:33,640 and I feel like he appreciates things about me... 1332 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,720 that nobody else does. 1333 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,040 Well, you don't need me, girl. 1334 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:40,960 It looks like you got your answer yourself. 1335 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,480 Heh. 1336 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,640 No, no, no. You can't tell her. 1337 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,200 I have to. 1338 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,320 Don't take this the wrong way... 1339 01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:58,120 Even if you do have something, how's Eve gonna catch it? 1340 01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,920 That's not the point, Billy? 1341 01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:01,880 What is the point, then? 1342 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,400 Honesty. 1343 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,280 I fucked another girl, man. 1344 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,360 It happens. And when it does... 1345 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,360 you gotta be man enough to live with the guilt. 1346 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,280 That's the sacrifice. 1347 01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:14,200 And telling her... that's the weak thing to do. 1348 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:16,000 I don't know. 1349 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,520 You're pissin' fire. 1350 01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,920 Isn't that punishment enough? 1351 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,080 That's exactly my point. 1352 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:30,280 I mean, he was totally using her to get to me anyway. 1353 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,360 So obviously. 1354 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,680 I mean, I don't even understand what the big deal is. 1355 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:36,280 Adam. 1356 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,240 Hey, Mandy. 1357 01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:40,200 Starting a little early today, are we? 1358 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,480 You know me. The party never stops. 1359 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:43,680 Right on. 1360 01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:46,960 Well, I just finished my last class of the day. 1361 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,480 Give me a sip. 1362 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:50,600 No, no, no. You don't want this. 1363 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,760 Come on, don't be selfish. 1364 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,400 Give her a sip. 1365 01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,480 You won't like this kind. Trust me. 1366 01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,080 I'll be the judge of that. 1367 01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,680 OK. 1368 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,800 Is that a pale ale or something? 1369 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:10,920 - Yeah. - It's Mexican. 1370 01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,720 That's what I figured. 1371 01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:15,600 A real beer connoisseur. 1372 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:16,800 See you guys later? 1373 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,120 - Take care. - See you. 1374 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,880 Pfff! Ha ha! Shit. 1375 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:34,720 What? 1376 01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:37,480 How would you like it if I sat here playing the goddamn violin all day... 1377 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,160 while you were trying to watch TV? 1378 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,600 As your friend, I would support your creative impulses. 1379 01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:43,960 Learn a song at least. 1380 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:53,600 Eve! I'm sorry. You just missed him. 1381 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:57,440 I need you guys to do me a really huge favor. 1382 01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:58,720 Huge? 1383 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:00,280 I need you guys to take off. 1384 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,840 Ha ha! Hell, no. Ricki Lake's on next. 1385 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:04,320 Please? 1386 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:05,880 Where are we supposed to go? 1387 01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:08,480 Look, here's the keys to my car and 20 bucks. 1388 01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:11,080 I'm sure there's some bar that has happy hour. 1389 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,840 A thousand bucks. 1390 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,680 25. 1391 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,120 40. Non-negotiable. 1392 01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,160 - 30. - Done. 1393 01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:20,960 Wait. No. 30, and you have to show us one of your boobs. 1394 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,440 Which one, right or left? 1395 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:23,720 Uh, I always liked the left one. 1396 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,400 Heh. You're stupid. 1397 01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:29,440 I would've done it out of the goodness of my heart, Eve. 1398 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,760 I would've done it just for a look at your boobs. 1399 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,480 - Now? - Yeah. 1400 01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,280 Did you count the money? 1401 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,720 She's coming with me. 1402 01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:42,160 That's it. 1403 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,840 Ahem. 1404 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,800 Have you ever cheated on Katie? 1405 01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,720 - Me? - Yeah. 1406 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,280 Of course not. 1407 01:08:51,440 --> 01:08:53,280 OK, once. 1408 01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:57,440 When? 1409 01:08:57,440 --> 01:09:01,760 Uh... a couple of months ago when I went home for Christmas. 1410 01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,840 I saw, uh, my old girlfriend at a party... 1411 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,440 and, you know, I tapped that ass. 1412 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:10,480 Man, we are such assholes, dude. 1413 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:11,640 Yeah, I know. 1414 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,680 Mr. Baker? You're next. 1415 01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,280 Knock 'em dead, kid. 1416 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,200 Have a seat up there for me, please. 1417 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,720 So, uh... am I dying? 1418 01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,320 Heh. Not as far as we can tell. 1419 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,880 But your urine test came back inconclusive... 1420 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:32,800 so we want to run some more tests just to make sure. 1421 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,120 Why don't you go ahead and take off your pants? 1422 01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:38,160 - Here? - Please. 1423 01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:42,120 With these things, we have to be extremely careful... 1424 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:46,760 so what we're gonna do is go ahead and take a culture. 1425 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,040 A culture? 1426 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,120 But, uh, my throat's not sore. 1427 01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:54,800 Nobody's talking about your throat. 1428 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:56,680 You mean... 1429 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,280 Take off your underpants, Mr. Baker. 1430 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,880 You... you know what? All of a sudden... 1431 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,560 I think I'm feeling a whole lot better... 1432 01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,120 Off. 1433 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:08,920 Jesus. 1434 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:10,960 Can't we talk about this, please? 1435 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,040 Sit! 1436 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:20,080 This is totally unnecessary, OK? 1437 01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:21,880 This is totally unnecessary! 1438 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,200 I'm sure if you just gave me some aspirin or something... 1439 01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:28,760 I'm begging you! Wait, wait, wait... 1440 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,600 wait, wait, wait, please. 1441 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:31,840 Yes? 1442 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,200 Can I at least know your name? 1443 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,600 Layla. 1444 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,040 Nice name. 1445 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:40,960 Ow! Mommy! 1446 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,360 Jesus Christ! 1447 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,920 Hang in there, Adam! 1448 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:48,640 So, where were you from again? 1449 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,360 We'll call you with the results. 1450 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,720 These pills should help with the pain. 1451 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:58,480 They also turn your urine orange, so don't be alarmed. 1452 01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:04,120 Hey, just got your message. You gotta make this quick. 1453 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:07,000 - I messed up, Dad. - Messed up how? 1454 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,400 I screwed around. 1455 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:11,520 Great! My kid got laid. 1456 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:12,800 Was she hot? 1457 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,280 That's not what I need to hear right now, Dad, OK? 1458 01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,080 You're not thinking about telling Eve, are you? 1459 01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,680 - I have to! - No, you don't. 1460 01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:21,400 Dad, I think I caught something. 1461 01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:22,800 What do you mean? 1462 01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:26,040 I'm pissin' razor blades, Dad. I got swabbed. 1463 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:30,760 Swabbed? Oh. Ohh, man. 1464 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:36,120 Listen, whatever you do, don't tell her. 1465 01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:39,720 Lie and deny, buddy. It's the name of the game. 1466 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:44,200 They're ready for you, Your Honor. 1467 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:47,400 Listen, I gotta go. Proud of you, son. 1468 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,280 My robe? 1469 01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:58,800 Hi. 1470 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,880 What's going on? 1471 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,200 Come here. 1472 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,440 - What? - Come here. 1473 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:10,240 # All of my songs are for you # 1474 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:13,240 Just... let me talk, OK? 1475 01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:14,840 - OK. - OK. 1476 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:18,520 I've been doing a lot of thinking about us... 1477 01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:21,480 and I realize why I haven't been ready. 1478 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,080 - You have? - Mm-hmm. 1479 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,880 It's because I've been scared. 1480 01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:30,600 Not of sex, but of intimacy... 1481 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:31,920 of feelings. 1482 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:35,600 That's what's always scared me. 1483 01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:39,160 And I know that it's not right. 1484 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:44,880 And it's OK to open yourself up to someone that you trust... 1485 01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,600 and care about and love. 1486 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:50,200 What are you saying, Eve? 1487 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,760 Heh. What do you think I'm saying? 1488 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:56,000 I'm saying I'm ready. 1489 01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:59,640 I'm ready right now. 1490 01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:02,840 Wait. 1491 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,960 Wait a second. 1492 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:10,800 What? 1493 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:12,320 I'm a little sick, that's all. 1494 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,320 What's wrong? 1495 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,560 I just came from the doctor's. 1496 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,720 Well, what did he say? 1497 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,160 Do you have the flu or something? 1498 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,240 Heh. Yeah. 1499 01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:23,720 No. I mean... I don't know, Eve. 1500 01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,640 It's... it's complicated. 1501 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:27,960 OK. Well, tell me. 1502 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,360 Heh. 1503 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,360 Something's wrong with my guy. 1504 01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:33,680 Uh, he's a little out of order right now. 1505 01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:35,480 What? 1506 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,600 L... I know. It's really weird. 1507 01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,120 I don't know what it is. 1508 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:43,720 Adam... 1509 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,160 what's going on? 1510 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,960 Nothing. I mean... 1511 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,200 Did something happen? 1512 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:51,800 What? No. What could've happened? 1513 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:54,680 Did something happen with someone else? 1514 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,400 Of course not, Eve! 1515 01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:58,800 You know what? Whatever. 1516 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,240 I'm just getting a really weird vibe here... 1517 01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:04,720 and I feel like there's something you're not telling me. 1518 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:08,160 Eve, it's just a penis cold or something, OK? It's no big deal. 1519 01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:09,480 Where are you going? 1520 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,520 I just don't feel comfortable being here right now. 1521 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,120 Oh, come on, Eve. Don't go. 1522 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,520 Let's hang out for a little bit. 1523 01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:18,200 Look, Adam, are you sure... 1524 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,880 there's nothing you're not telling me? 1525 01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:23,880 Yeah, I'm sure. Come on. 1526 01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,400 You swear? 1527 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:28,000 Yes, I swear. 1528 01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:31,560 OK. Um, no, I'll call you later. 1529 01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,040 Shit. 1530 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,800 What happened, Adam? 1531 01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:50,600 - Nothing. - No. Who was it? 1532 01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:51,840 Nobody. 1533 01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:54,360 Be a man and tell me who it was! 1534 01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:57,240 Patty. 1535 01:14:57,280 --> 01:15:00,680 You fucking asshole! 1536 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:02,280 - I'm sorry, Eve. - Sorry?! 1537 01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:06,000 I trusted you! 1538 01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:08,320 And you just lied to my face like that? 1539 01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:09,840 Who are you?! 1540 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,840 Who are you, you fucking asshole?! 1541 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:16,200 - Eve... - Get away from the door! 1542 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:17,840 Don't go. 1543 01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:21,720 Do you know how hard it was for me to get to this place... 1544 01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:24,920 and then you just shatter it like it's nothing? 1545 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:27,400 It's not nothing, Eve. 1546 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:30,160 Please don't go. I'm begging you. 1547 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,280 Please. 1548 01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:33,400 I trusted you. 1549 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,200 I trusted you... 1550 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:37,720 and you totally fucked that up. 1551 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:52,880 Hi, it's Eve. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks. 1552 01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:54,800 Hey, um... it's me. 1553 01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:59,360 Look, I just want to say I'm sorry, OK? 1554 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:02,960 Please give me a chance to say I'm sorry. 1555 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,400 I hope that you're OK. 1556 01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:13,680 Hello? 1557 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:15,360 Hello. Is this Adam Baker? 1558 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:16,480 Uh, yeah. 1559 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,720 This is Layla from Dr. Bateman's office. 1560 01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:22,200 I'm calling to let you know your tests came back negative. 1561 01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:23,880 The pain you were experiencing... 1562 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:25,840 was likely just a urinary tract infection... 1563 01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:29,040 which is very common among sexually active men your age. 1564 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,480 - Women, too, actually. - Uh-huh. 1565 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:34,160 Anyway, I hope the pills made the pain go away. 1566 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:35,320 They helped. 1567 01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:38,240 In the future, try to urinate after ejaculation... 1568 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,000 to get any excess semen out of the urethra. OK? 1569 01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:42,240 OK, I'll keep that in mind. 1570 01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:45,000 Take care of yourself. Bye-bye. 1571 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,200 Thank you. Bye. 1572 01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:51,640 # Watched the sun come up this morning # 1573 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:58,040 # Big, winky, shiny ball of fire... # 1574 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:22,400 The horrors of econ. 1575 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:24,360 What's up, Vaughn? 1576 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,360 - Macro? - Yep. 1577 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,280 I took it last year. It's hell. 1578 01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:29,520 Mmm. 1579 01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:32,640 - Is Adam around? - No. 1580 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:37,920 Mind if I sit? 1581 01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:43,240 # Isn't it a shame? # 1582 01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:45,600 # I feel like I've been waitin' too long... # 1583 01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:47,680 Ahh! 1584 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,400 Oh, shit. 1585 01:17:50,440 --> 01:17:52,720 Baker, you're up. 1586 01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:54,000 Hi, it's Eve. 1587 01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:57,120 Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Thanks. 1588 01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:58,600 Ahem. Eve... 1589 01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:00,800 I just want to know... 1590 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:03,080 know that you're OK. 1591 01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:06,480 God, I hope you're OK. 1592 01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:08,960 Yeah, this bar's OK. 1593 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,160 I could probably get us into a lot better place. 1594 01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:16,360 I have a lot of connections at a couple of bars downtown... 1595 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,440 you know, where the celebrities hang out. 1596 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:22,080 I saw Dustin Diamond the other day from Saved by the Bell. 1597 01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,360 - Holy shit. - Hey, hey, hey! 1598 01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:26,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1599 01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:28,960 Easy, easy, boys. Easy. 1600 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,480 Sh... 1601 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:32,720 Easy. 1602 01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:34,320 - Come on. - Chill, man. 1603 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,160 Just shake it, all right? 1604 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:38,160 What a lunatic. 1605 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,640 He's lucky he didn't get his ass kicked. 1606 01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:42,120 Shut up. 1607 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:47,520 # Let me have this one to borrow # 1608 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:53,640 # It's all gonna go down anyway # 1609 01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:59,200 # Lord, let me have this one tomorrow # 1610 01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,040 Ha ha! 1611 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:06,520 # I used up all of yesterday # 1612 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:11,960 # Give me all the joys and sorrows # 1613 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,800 I am frustrated! I'm frustrated as hell! 1614 01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:17,480 # Give me all that I can take # 1615 01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:19,440 Tell me who it was. 1616 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:23,200 # Just let me have this one tomorrow # 1617 01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:24,840 Who are you?! Who are you, you... 1618 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:30,200 # I used up all of yesterday... # 1619 01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:36,080 Baker, man, get up. 1620 01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:37,760 I wanna die. 1621 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:40,160 Hey, hey, get out of here, man. 1622 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,240 Jesus, man, you stink bad. 1623 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,480 - Fuck you, man. - You can't do this anymore. 1624 01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:45,920 You smell like death! 1625 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,240 - Here we go. - Get the... 1626 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:49,440 Oh, God, I can see his balls. 1627 01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:50,520 Ohh! 1628 01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:55,800 Lunatic! 1629 01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:58,240 Get the hell off me, man! 1630 01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,400 - Ahh! - Shampoo, baby. 1631 01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:01,720 I'm gonna kill you guys! 1632 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:03,160 It's for your own good. 1633 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,160 - Ha ha ha. - Get off! 1634 01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:07,280 That's a good doggy, yeah. 1635 01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,200 It's for your own good. 1636 01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:13,080 It's through! I got it, man! Just leave me alone. 1637 01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:14,360 Don't let it get in your eyes. 1638 01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:16,280 That shit stings like a motherfucker. 1639 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:22,280 Anyway, that's the last time I ever set foot in a yoga class. 1640 01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:23,920 Why would you go to a yoga class? 1641 01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:27,320 - Oh, my dads took me, so... - Oh, your dads? 1642 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:31,360 # The freaks around the streets # 1643 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,160 # Now, darling... # 1644 01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:35,360 "Marketing executive". 1645 01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:38,600 You sat around all day and watched soap operas... 1646 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:40,000 and stuffed envelopes. 1647 01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:41,480 You can't just say that, douchebag. 1648 01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:45,080 You gotta make up fancy technical names for that. 1649 01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,080 You... you can't lie on your resume. 1650 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:49,720 Of course you can. They expect you to bullshit. 1651 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:53,560 Resumes are about whose bullshit looks best on paper. That's it. 1652 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,280 Did you lie on your college application? 1653 01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:57,640 Hell, yeah. I said I was captain of the debate team. 1654 01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,320 I said I worked with retards. 1655 01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:01,560 Wait a minute. What if some guy who works really hard... 1656 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:02,840 he deserves it more than you... 1657 01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,320 he doesn't get in because he was honest? 1658 01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,840 You didn't lie when you applied, Munch? 1659 01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:10,560 No, my conscience is clear. 1660 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:11,960 How the hell did you get in here, then? 1661 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:12,960 Yeah, Munch. 1662 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,760 Are you sure you're even enrolled? 1663 01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:17,840 I'm enrolled. I got in here because I worked really hard... 1664 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:21,080 and kept my nose to the grindstone, and I sucked off the dean. 1665 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:23,080 What's grindstone? 1666 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:27,440 # The world is blind, blind, blind, blind, blind... # 1667 01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:29,680 What's up, Miles? 1668 01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:31,840 Hey, fellas. 1669 01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,520 Miles, I didn't realize you were so big-time. 1670 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:35,640 Yeah, you know. 1671 01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:37,280 How's it going? 1672 01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:41,840 Dude, it sucks. I hate my life. 1673 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:43,160 I work 90 hours a week... 1674 01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,760 and it costs so much to live in New York... 1675 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,000 I barely make rent. 1676 01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:48,160 Don't sell out, fellas. Take another road. 1677 01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:51,240 Follow your dreams. Seriously. 1678 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:52,760 So, how's it going over here, Miles? 1679 01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:55,440 Oh, great. I was just telling them about our benefits package. 1680 01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:56,720 Sounds good. 1681 01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:59,240 Best in the business. We take care of our own. 1682 01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:02,120 Take care of this? Naked lady tie? 1683 01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:03,240 - Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha ha. 1684 01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:04,600 Naked lady tie. 1685 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,560 # Naked lady # 1686 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,360 # Naked lady # 1687 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:11,760 That was severely depressing, fellas. 1688 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,600 How are you holdin' up? 1689 01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:15,800 Fine. 1690 01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:18,840 - Have you talked to her yet? - Nope. 1691 01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:20,800 Fuck her. You don't need her, man. 1692 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,400 You got... you got us. 1693 01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:24,160 That's right. Come on. Group hug. Come on. 1694 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:26,840 - Ohh. - Don't touch me. 1695 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:30,720 It's, uh, beer pong time, gentlemen. 1696 01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:33,400 - More like Patty time. - Bite me. 1697 01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:36,320 Hey, Adam, can I talk to you for a second? 1698 01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:38,000 I got nothin' to say, Patty. 1699 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:40,440 Please? 1700 01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,240 We'll wait if you want us to. 1701 01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:43,960 Nah, man. Just take off. 1702 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,400 - You sure? - Yeah. 1703 01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:46,560 Come on, let's go. 1704 01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:48,680 "Bite me." That's kinda hot. 1705 01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:53,080 So, I hear you're taking this Eve thing pretty hard, huh? 1706 01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:54,920 And? 1707 01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:57,640 Just thought I ought to tell you something. 1708 01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:59,560 Tell me what, Patty? 1709 01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:05,120 We didn't. 1710 01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,680 Heh. We didn't what? 1711 01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,720 Fuck. 1712 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:15,640 As drunk as you were, you wouldn't go there. 1713 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:18,160 I was pissed, so I lied. 1714 01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:22,520 It doesn't matter. 1715 01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:24,520 How could it not? 1716 01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,640 I messed up. 1717 01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:30,800 How I messed up isn't important. 1718 01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:32,320 Uhh. 1719 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,800 You're really in love with her, aren't you? 1720 01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:40,160 Heh. 1721 01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:48,600 Hi, it's Eve. Leave a message... 1722 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:51,240 and I'll get back to you. Thanks. 1723 01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:53,960 Hey, Eve. It's, um, it's Adam. 1724 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,720 Uh, you'll never guess where I am. 1725 01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:58,360 At a job fair. 1726 01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:01,280 Um... followed your advice. 1727 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:05,680 Anyways, please just give me a call back, all right? 1728 01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:08,240 I love you. Bye. 1729 01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:19,320 I just wanted everything to be perfect. 1730 01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:21,920 No relationship is perfect, sweetheart. 1731 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:23,760 You and Mom are. 1732 01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:26,040 Heh. Even we've got our problems. 1733 01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:29,000 - Like what? - It's not important. 1734 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:31,360 Yes, it is to me, Dad. Please tell me. 1735 01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,880 It was, uh, right before we got married. 1736 01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:41,880 No. 1737 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,960 It was a mistake. 1738 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:46,040 It didn't mean anything. It took a while... 1739 01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:47,960 but eventually we got over it. 1740 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,200 My God, that is horrible! 1741 01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:50,920 I can't believe you would do something like that. 1742 01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:53,840 It wasn't me. 1743 01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:56,760 Mom would never. 1744 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,760 Look, the point I'm trying to make is that... 1745 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:00,720 No! Mom would never! 1746 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:02,120 Calm down, Eve, please. 1747 01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:03,480 Oh, my God! 1748 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,880 Shh. Take it easy, baby. 1749 01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:07,400 No, I'm gonna kill her! 1750 01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:08,880 That's not the issue here. 1751 01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:10,960 - Yes, it is! - Shh! Listen. 1752 01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:13,800 I can't believe she did that to you. 1753 01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:16,280 Don't worry about me. I'm fine. 1754 01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:21,800 The point I'm trying to make is, every relationship has problems. 1755 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:23,640 It's how you deal with those problems... 1756 01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:25,480 that's what makes it or breaks it. 1757 01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:29,440 I thought you said you were gonna break his legs. 1758 01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:32,200 I will if you want me to, baby. 1759 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,960 But it seems like this kid really meant something to you. 1760 01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:41,320 A lot of guys would've slept with you first... 1761 01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:42,640 and then told you. 1762 01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:44,240 Or worse, not even told you at all. 1763 01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:50,920 So, you think I should just forgive him? 1764 01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:52,960 No. 1765 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:55,240 I can't tell you that. 1766 01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,320 I'd say... 1767 01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:01,040 let it simmer in your head for a while. 1768 01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:04,360 Then decide and don't look back. 1769 01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:07,040 Oh, Dad. 1770 01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:09,840 I just feel so bad. 1771 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,520 I mean, I can't eat, I can't sleep. 1772 01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:15,800 I miss him. 1773 01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:19,680 I want to kill him, but I miss him. 1774 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:23,120 And I'm just so mad at myself. 1775 01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:26,200 It's OK to need someone, sweetheart. 1776 01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:30,320 It's OK. 1777 01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:38,360 Hey. 1778 01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:42,640 # I want to tell you how I feel # 1779 01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:45,320 # Heart and soul # 1780 01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:46,600 Whoo! Ha ha ha! 1781 01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:49,440 # I want to show you who I am # 1782 01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:53,480 # Even when I lose control # 1783 01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:56,520 # Paint a picture of me # 1784 01:26:56,520 --> 01:26:59,280 # Of everything you can't see # 1785 01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:03,920 # It's so hard to find a word # 1786 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:09,520 # I want to rock you in my arms # 1787 01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:11,840 # Endlessly # 1788 01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:16,560 # Hold you in my heart # 1789 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:20,200 # Keep you close to me... # 1790 01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:22,440 Please just go away! 1791 01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:27,080 Listen, I said... 1792 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,000 Hi. 1793 01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:49,560 I have these two feelings inside me. 1794 01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:52,000 Part of me wants to hate you... 1795 01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:54,640 and never see you or talk to you again. 1796 01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:56,840 And the other part... 1797 01:27:56,880 --> 01:28:00,680 the stronger part... 1798 01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:02,840 wants you to take me in your arms... 1799 01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:05,480 and hold me and tell me you love me. 1800 01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:08,000 I do love you. 1801 01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:15,600 And I need you. 1802 01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,840 I need you, too. 1803 01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:43,760 # Oh, I love you more than I should # 1804 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:50,000 # So much more than is good # 1805 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:52,800 # For me # 1806 01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:57,480 # More than is good # 1807 01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:03,720 # I am falling # 1808 01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:07,560 # Say my name # 1809 01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:10,960 # And I'll lie # 1810 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:14,920 # In the sound # 1811 01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:18,600 # What is love # 1812 01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:22,040 # But whatever # 1813 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:28,160 # My heart needs around? # 1814 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:32,400 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1815 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:34,520 Wait. 1816 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:35,920 What is it? 1817 01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:37,640 I'm not ready yet. 1818 01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:40,080 Heh. What? 1819 01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:43,720 Can't we just cuddle for a little bit? 1820 01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,360 Heh heh heh heh. 1821 01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:49,400 # Blue balls ain't no fun # 1822 01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:51,400 # And I know # 1823 01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:57,960 Hey, Baker. Napisy pobrane z NapisZone www.napiszone.prv.pl 1824 01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:03,760 >> Napisy pobrane z http://napisy.org << >>>>>>>> nowa wizja napis�w <<<<<<<< 125374