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Hi, I'm...
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My-rie or Miri?
— It's Miri.
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OSCAR (V0):
People won‘t think she ’5 still a risk?
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People believe what they want,
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They're from Mandy.
She's very keen to reconnect,
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Are you visiting?
- Staying.
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Airbnb?
— What?
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Dom? You look so amazing.
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Oh, shit.
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CAROLINE (VO):
This is all such a mess.
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It's really hot down there.
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This is the last time, do you understand?
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Could you just fuck off?
— Dom!
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He's married.
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You fucker.
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I'm sorry, she's not been well.
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NATHAN (VO):
Are you happy to start now?
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Everyone deserves a second chance.
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Even murderers.
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It was a long time ago, and...
I‘m ready to move on.
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PHONE DIALS
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WOMAN ON PHONE:
Ambulance service.
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MAN: Uh, yes, sorry, l’m on the beach,
below the, um...
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on, Christ.
- WOMAN: Calm down, sir.
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Tell me what’s happened,
— MAN: Oh, God.
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You have to send someone.
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WOMAN:
Where exactly are you, sir?
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TV REPORT BLARES
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MAN ON TV:
When i look at what we ’ve been up to
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in the past few weeks, the rain,
the sad, grey skies
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it’s wonderful to be back in the“,
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er, by the seaside again.
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DOCTOR (V0):
0K, Mandy.
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How‘s
you
r sl
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p?
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It's patchy, but, you know.
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Vitamin D?
- Yep.
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How's your stress lately?
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Well, it‘s the same, it's fine.
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How do you unwind?
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l wank, but then I can't always get there.
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It's...
- Right.
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Well, it's just that this is a little high.
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So, you really need to be careful.
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You remember what happened last time.
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I know, yeah. It's all cool.
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CAROLINE:
It's evidence.
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OSCAR:
It's compost.
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Well, you need to keep a sample
for the police.
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Please fuck off, Caroline.
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What's going on?
- Uh, faeces.
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Foxes.
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Foxes' faeces.
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Do foxes shit in boxes now?
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Probably just kids.
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Oh, it's nothing to worry about.
- Somebody took a shit...
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then they put it in a box,
then they queued up at the Post Office——
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You can download your own postage labels now.
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They could have parcelled it up at home.
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Oh! Oh, that's totally fine then.
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Lovingly home-boxed faeces.
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lt-it's all under control,
we've told the police.
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Well, uh, Tina's pretty hopeless
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but, uh, but, yeah,
technically she is the police.
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Somebody hates me enough
to graffiti our house
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and take a really big shit in a box.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Tina says it's probably
more than one person doing these things.
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Oh, great, so everyone hates me.
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Well, isn't that less sinister somehow?
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No, it's not, do you know what? Oh...
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it's my first day at work
and I'm already nervous.
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Is that what you're wearing?
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Yes, why?
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Don't just look at me, help me.
I don't understand clothes anymore.
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You look lovely.
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You'll be wearing an apron anyway.
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Urgh! Bye.
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OSCAR:
Uh, good luck.
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Oh, uh, swish-swash.
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Sorry?
- I saw you on the... on the swing.
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Were you watching me?
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Yeah. No, no, no, not in a creepy way.
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Right.
- Like how you watch a pigeon.
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Um, sorry, I...
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I've got to go, so...
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HE SIGHS
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Oh, hi, morning! Billy.
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From, uh...
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Um, I have excrement on my hands.
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Oh, don't we all!
Probably, if they tested us with machines.
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Oh, fucking hell. Uh...
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Is it... is it yours?
— No.
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Good.
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Just gonna... wash my hand.
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Hello?
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HE SCREAMS
Fucking Christmas!
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Oh, sorry!
- I didn't, uh...
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Your door was, um——
- Sorry, this just arrived, so I was...
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SHE GASPS
Faeces.
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Napkins.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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Course, sorry.
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Napkins.
— Uh, look.
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I don't know if this is a good idea.
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Yes, it is, it is.
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I really, really need this job
and I'm gonna work so hard
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just give me... just give it today,
just one day.
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You said that everyone
deserved a second chance.
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I did say that.
- Yes, you did.
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Alright. One day.
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But this has to go well.
— Oh, God, it will.
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You can't shout "faeces" at customers.
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|—|—| do know that.
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Just polite. Customer service,
and fish and chip efficiency.
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Can you do that?
- Yep.
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Absolutely. 100, 300%.
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OK, good.
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How do you feel?
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| feel very, very, very relaxed and positive.
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Me too.
- Yes.
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I could murder a coffee though.
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Shit, sorry.
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Oh, God, no, no, it's just a phrase.
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It's weird, cos apart from that,
you're just like a normal person, really.
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I am a normal person.
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Yeah.
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I spoke to Tina, she was eating an apple.
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She said she'd refer it
to the sergeant later.
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I suppose we have to trust her.
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This is not good.
- I know.
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It's all getting dredged back up,
I can feel it.
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Oh, God, I don't want
to go through this all again.
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I meant the caterpillar.
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What?
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A bastard caterpillar has been
at my tomato plants.
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Neither of them should be alive
this time of year.
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Oscar.
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Sodding global warming.
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I'm talking about the threats to our family.
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That caterpillar is a threat,
it could destroy my entire vegetable patch.
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We can buy bloody tomatoes from a shop.
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Yeah, hot house tomatoes flown in.
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Oscar!
- Wrapped in plastic.
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Yes, smothered in plastic, who cares?
I'm talking about our family.
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Ely 2050, there will be more plastic
in the ocean by weight than fish.
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Can you stop worrying about
the fucking planet for one second
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and listen to me?
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What is more important than the planet?
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Me!
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Fuck the fucking planet!
I used to be your planet!
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The customer will come in through the——
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Door, yeah.
- The door, yeah.
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And, um, you'll say, "Hello, how are you?"
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I'm fine, thank you.
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No, I wasn't asking you——
- Oh, no, no, l was being them.
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Oh, right, yeah.
"Would you like to try the fish?"
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Oh, well, I suppose I should,
if I'm working here——
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No, this is still in the, uh...
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hypothetical——
- Oh, right, sorry.
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No, no, I wasn't gonna just, like, eat that.
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Raw fish makes people very ill.
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But sushi's quite popular—-
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But when it is cooked, you can offer samples.
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D'you know what, I think I can probably
feel my way with some of this stuff——
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Yeah?
- Cos I'm quite good with people, so.
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Now's your chance.
- Hi.
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Go on.
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Hello, how are you?
It's not cooked yet so goodbye.
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Uh, it will be, though. Uh, cooked.
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Oh, yeah, I'm not eating,
I just came to check the place out, and...
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I am gonna be heading to the bench
on the high street at lunch
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hoping to meet a girl | used to know.
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Used to be our special place.
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Great, well, have fun.
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She won't come.
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Ah. I'm sure she will.
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Yeah, I think she will.
- No.
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I think she'll wanna hear whatl have to say.
- What do you have to say?
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Oh... big things.
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Crikey, well, I'd wanna hear what it is.
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She will be busy at lunch.
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I doubt it, she doesn't have any friends.
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That's not very nice.
— DOM: Yeah, but it's true.
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Is it true?
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Yeah, but it doesn't mean
that she's not gonna be busy.
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What do you think she'll be busy doing?
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Um, maybe meeting Janice.
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Who's Janice?
- Yeah, who is Janice?
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No, I don't know.
- So, can you just, like, see it?
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Yeah.
- In your head?
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I can, actually.
- What else can you see?
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Well, she'd be silly not to meet me.
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Well, then she's silly.
— No, she's not.
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She's trying to focus on her new job
right now
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and anyway you are married.
- Are you married?
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Yeah, but...
- Fuck me.
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Yeah, and she feels very, very stupid
for thinking that you wouldn't be.
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Sorry, w...wi|| my business thrive?
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Well, maybe she would like
to hear the full story.
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No, she wants to move on with her new life.
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With Janice.
- No.
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Well, if she doesn't come then
she will always wonder——
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You're not listening to her.
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Who is Janice?
- I'll wait for her anyway.
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Well, you're wasting your time,
she's not gonna meet you.
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She might.
— She won't.
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She will.
- Oh, my God!
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Can you just get it into your big,
stupid married head
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that this is not gonna happen? Goodbye.
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OK.
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| get it.
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You said you were gonna be polite
to the customers.
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I'm so sorry, I... that was a one-off,
it won't happen again.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello.
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Mr Matteson, I need to talk to Miri.
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OSCAR:
Who is this?
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It's Mandy.
- Ah.
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Caroline!
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Listen, I've pulled a few strings,
I've managed to get her a job.
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No, she got one already.
- Already?
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The new fish and chip place.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
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I know, we all miss the pie shop, Mandy.
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Did she get my flowers?
— Uh...
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Yes.
- And?
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Look, um... you hurt her very deeply, l...
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idon'f think she's quite ready for you yet,
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She'll get there.
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Well, she may not——
- PHONE BEEPS
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Oh.
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Weirdo.
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Oh, hi.
— NATHAN: Hello.
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Hi, a few people did look in the window.
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Ah.
- Yeah.
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Be great if they came in.
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It'll take time.
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Yeah.
- Someone will.
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Course.
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We could put balloons outside,
people love balloons.
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Um... I just think it's fish and chips
in a seaside town
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it shouldn't need... too much, uh...
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uh, but maybe.
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Um... take your lunch break.
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But I haven't really worked yet.
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Take an hour. Take two!
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OK.
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OK. I'll see you later.
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SEAGULLS CRY
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GIRLS LAUGH
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INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
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PHONE RINGS
252
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Hello?
- Hi, Janice.
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It's Miri...
- GARBLED VOICE
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This is such a bad line.
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JANICE:
/ can ’t hear. Hello?
256
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It's my first day at work
and it's my lunch break
257
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and | just wanted to talk to someone.
258
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,994
Oh, I'm guessing this is Richard.
SHE LAUGHS
259
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I'm on my way. Ten minutes, boom.
260
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Yeah, I had to pick up some tampons.
261
00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,354
No, it's Miri, Miri, Miri——
- Get me a large vodka on ice...
262
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The one with, like, the hair.
- i know it's lunchtime but...
263
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My day has been pure jokes, not funny ones.
264
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Messed up people, sucking me...
265
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dry fruit mix, yeah.
266
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Sucking me dry.
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PHONE CHIRPS
— Hello?
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Oh, God, hang on, no, no, hang on.
269
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Look, if that's not Richard, then, um...
270
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oops?
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Oh, God, hang on, no,
it says it wants more money
272
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I've just given money in, | just put 50p in.
- PHONE CHIRPS
273
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,796
I can't hear. Hello?
274
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:19,955
M—Miri, it's Mi...
- PHONE BEEPS
275
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Oh.
- Oh, Miri!
276
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You alright?
277
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Mmm.
278
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DOM:
Is that your prison walk?
279
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Ugh, for God's sake.
280
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What do you mean, are you following me?
281
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It's pretty sexy, actually.
282
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Is this sexy?
283
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:41,949
I can handle that.
284
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I mean, if I just...
285
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,270
focus out your face,
I can just look at your tits.
286
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,788
Oh, my God. Dom, what do you want?
287
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,713
Oh, I just want to talk about
what happened the other day.
288
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I'm sorry, I... what was I supposed to do?
289
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Something a bit less twatty.
290
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See, when I opened the door and I saw you...
291
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I just forgot about my life
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and just for, like, a little second there...
293
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I felt like I was 18 again.
294
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Sound stupid?
295
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Not completely.
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I never wanted to be tied down.
297
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,273
Well, you fucked that up, didn't you?
- HE LAUGHS: I know, I...
298
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I got married.
- And you got kids.
299
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Fucking twins.
300
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It's like you see me, Miri Bee.
301
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You, like... you make me feel free.
302
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Oh, my God.
303
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What?
304
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"You make me feel free, so let's go and...
305
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do it in the Holiday Inn."
306
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No, I'm just talking about
what's happening between us
307
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this kinda...
308
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sexy energy. it's like... you know it.
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Goodbye, Dom.
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Holiday Inn does a... a great breakfast.
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It's got free Wi-Fi.
312
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You... do you know what Wi-Fi is?
313
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Yep.
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Goodbye, Dom.
315
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Thank you so much for trusting me with this.
316
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,272
Yeah, well, they asked for you.
317
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,469
What?
— Mm-hm.
318
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:41,513
So it's Mrs Munther,
head teacher of Cressfield School.
319
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Cressfield?
— Yeah.
320
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Do you know where that is?
- Uh, yeah, well, I went there.
321
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,796
Oh.
322
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,359
W—would the person you——
323
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,833
No, everyone went there, it's totally fine.
324
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:51,829
OK. Um...
325
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,156
so this time,
when you're talking to the customer——
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It will be so much better, I promise.
327
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Good.
- OK. Thank you.
328
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INTERCOM BEEPS
329
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Food delivery.
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INTERCOM BUZZES
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Hello?
332
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Oh, for God's sake.
333
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,509
What are you doing here?
334
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I'm the head teacher.
335
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What?
— Yeah.
336
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You're the head teacher?
337
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,791
You were suspended, like, three times.
338
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You were awarded most likely
to get fingered in Science.
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Mrs... Mrs Munther
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Mrs...
SHE GASPS
341
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Did you marry Mark Munther?
- Well, things change.
342
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He's very tidy, he's actually very...
oh, just fuck off.
343
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Happily.
344
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Miri. We need to sort this out.
345
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Goodbye, Mandy.
346
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It's locked.
347
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,508
Yeah? I was just checking,
and I'm happy that it is.
348
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,709
| just want to talk.
349
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,235
You didn't visit me or write to me once.
350
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,197
I know, sorry, I was having a hard time.
351
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,754
Oh! I was having a great time in prison,
in my cell.
352
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,756
I know, OK, alright, I was, I was 18.
353
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,314
Yeah, so was I!
And then I was 19 and 20 and 21——
354
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,397
Alright, well, listen to me, I'm here now,
OK, and I'm so fucking sorry.
355
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,432
Now, you of all people, you know
that life is short and really, really hard
356
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,119
so let's not waste any more of it
not being friends
357
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,112
cos we were so, so good at it.
358
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,398
Oh, my God, you need me.
- No, I don't.
359
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,874
Yeah, you're lonely.
— No, I'm not.
360
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,911
Look at you,
you're lonely and you're getting old.
361
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I'm very, very happy.
362
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,071
Well, great, cos it's too late, so.
363
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,514
Who else have you got?
364
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,268
I need to get back to work.
- What, to your job in a fish and chip shop?
365
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,355
Oh, fuck off, Mandy.
366
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,709
You wanted to be a vet or Jules Oliver.
367
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,232
Yeah, well, you wanted to marry Keanu Reeves
and live in Barcelona
368
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,952
but you are head teacher in Hythe
369
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,429
married to Mark fucking Munther,
so just move.
370
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,877
What you gonna do, Miri, you gonna kill me?
371
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,595
I hate you.
372
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,839
I'm sorry, I...
373
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I shouldn't have said——
- Yeah.
374
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,196
Do you know,
if my job wasn't so important to me
375
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,992
I would kick you so hard
in the fanny for that.
376
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:33,909
Enjoy your food.
377
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,319
The Bobacks moved away.
378
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,473
No—one knows where,
but I thought you'd wanna know.
379
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,068
Could have looked that up.
- You haven't got a fucking phone.
380
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,630
And it wasn't in Science,
it was most likely to get fingered full stop!
381
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,235
Sorry.
382
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,070
There you go, mate.
383
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,633
Salt and vinegar there for you
if you want it.
384
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,637
It's busy.
- Yeah, cos of you.
385
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,590
What?
386
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,789
People love a balloon.
387
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,756
Oh! So, can I come back tomorrow?
388
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,478
Yeah. I think so.
- Yes!
389
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,353
Hello, how can I help you?
390
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,118
Hi, yes, can I please have some chips——
391
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THEY SCREAM
— Shit the bed!
392
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,470
Are you OK?
393
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,319
Uh, yes, sorry, I'm fine.
394
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,676
Fine.
395
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,108
Um, I'm just gonna...
396
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,994
just... see you...
397
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,630
see you tomorrow.
398
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,550
Shit!
399
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,235
Oh, Jesus...
400
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,070
SHE PANTS
401
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,433
Hey, hello, hello, hello!
402
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,596
Billy. Billy from, uh... from next door.
403
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,517
Oh, yes, um, yeah, I know.
404
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,108
Oh, Christ!
405
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,951
Oh, God, what happened? You look like Carrie.
406
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,559
Oh, God, sorry, it's the blood, I can't--
407
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,717
Oh, no, OK, it's... I'm fine, it's--
- Sh—sh—sh—shall I take you to hospital?
408
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,916
Uh, it's, uh... it's shallow, I think.
409
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,270
OK, well, |-| got, I got plasters
in the door-whatsit, just...
410
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,230
Thank you——
- Here.
411
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,676
Thank you, sorry, um, to interrupt your...
412
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,712
No, come on, I was just watching the sea.
Oh, God, I was just watching the sea.
413
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,913
Can we just... just drive somewhere else,
is that 0--
414
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,473
Yes! Yes, come on.
- Thank you, thank you.
415
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,396
Get in.
416
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:54,956
Yeah...
417
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,830
Yeah...
418
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,432
Just up, up a bit higher.
419
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,715
Like this?
— Yeah.
420
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,915
Sorry, I had a few pints last night, so...
421
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,755
HE GRUNTS
422
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,794
Car's looking clean.
423
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,868
Oscar hoovered it.
424
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,070
Oh, great, bring him into... this.
425
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,275
SHE SIGHS
426
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,799
Well, it was working earlier.
427
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,155
BILLY:
Love this spot.
428
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:35,514
It's got, uh... 600 different types of plants
429
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,835
and a wide variety of...
430
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,955
different birds.
431
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,033
You... can't see them now.
432
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:43,910
No.
433
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,196
Uh, there's also ice—cream.
Do you like ice—cream?
434
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,790
Yes.
- OK.
435
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,719
OK. Wait here, don't...
don't go anywhere. Right.
436
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,473
It's so weird seeing her again.
437
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,039
It's like, it's her, but...
438
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,475
but she's older.
439
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,279
Like her little face is still there.
440
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,830
We used to do everything together.
HE LAUGHS
441
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,112
It's mad.
- ZIPPER SLIDES
442
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:21,869
I can't do this.
443
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:26,478
What? Oh, like, I won't... talk about her.
444
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,955
I have to make supper, I...
I should never have come here.
445
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,717
Technically... nothing happened.
446
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,630
Maybe...
447
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,836
like, next time, you could maybe, like,
wear your hair down or...
448
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,712
Do you wanna watch the sunset with me?
449
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,798
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
450
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,314
HE SIGHS
451
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,229
Hello!
452
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,350
Got them.
453
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,155
There we are.
454
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,389
HE GRUNTS
455
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,271
That's yours.
- Aw, thank you.
456
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,155
Mmm.
- Actually really brings out your eyes.
457
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,118
Not the ice—cream, the, the, uh...
458
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,272
the stains on your face, the red...
459
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,076
with the blue.
460
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,998
It actually, it... looks really good on you.
461
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,073
Sorry, that's not very, um... romantic.
462
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,156
Not that this is supposed to be--
— I know, I know.
463
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,078
But, OK, but anyway, it's just the, uh...
this is the best in Kent.
464
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,512
Do you know, I haven't had one of these
for... for years.
465
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,875
Christ, why?
466
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,639
Just... a diet.
467
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,911
Like, a really, really... a really long diet.
468
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,235
Oh, yeah?
— Yeah.
469
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,713
Well, I tried a diet once.
470
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,471
Yeah, but I got confused
471
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,635
cos I had—had the milkshakes along with my...
472
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,031
regular meals, and ljust... ballooned out.
473
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,354
SHE LAUGHS
I don't...
474
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,159
Really?
- Yeah. Tiny little face, massive head.
475
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,758
THEY LAUGH
476
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,151
Day can't be that bad
if it ends in ice—cream.
477
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,595
Thank you...
478
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,270
for making me feel normal.
479
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:17,996
Thank you.
480
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,548
MUSIC: "How Sad, How Lovely"
by Connie Converse
481
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,477
it How sad, how lovely ii
482
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:27,038
it How short, how sweet it
483
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:32,151
ifTo see the sunset ti
484
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:36,479
it At the end of the street... ii
485
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,916
OSCAR:
I can't believe I didn't realise.
486
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,070
What?
487
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,315
Well, the caterpillar.
488
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,955
Oh, God.
489
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,831
It's harmless. One of the good guys.
490
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,034
You are my planet.
491
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,029
Of course you are.
492
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,109
You and Miri.
493
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,919
SHE CRIES
494
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,594
Do you wanna go for a walk?
Bit of perspective.
495
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,709
I'd really love that.
- Yeah?
496
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,829
I'd love that, yeah.
- Yeah.
497
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,758
Wander... up to the cliff,
there's this really cool spot, uh...
498
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,115
over by the sound mirrors,
do you know what they are?
499
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,390
No.
500
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,111
D'you know what? I think, actually,
Ineed... I need to go——
501
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,390
They're these pre—radar things
and they built them in the war
502
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,953
to hear the enemy coming.
503
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,794
Apparently it's where some girl
bludgeoned someone to death.
504
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,148
She lured her there...
505
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,392
just the two of them
on the cliff at night, and then...
506
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,713
smashed her head against the edge.
507
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,759
Urgh. It's like a horror film, isn't it?
508
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,913
It's not the version I heard.
509
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:54,118
MAN ON PHONE: Um, yes, sorry, there, there's
a body floating in the water face down.
510
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,832
WOMAN ON PHONE:
Where exactly are you, sir?
511
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,234
MAN:
Oh, no, no, no...
512
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,269
WOMAN:
Sir?
513
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,799
MAN:
Oh, God, i think she's dead,
514
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,833
Um, there's two girls on the cliff.
515
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:03,949
/ think they pushed her.
516
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,430
WOMAN:
Sir, lneed to know where you are.
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