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Alright. Yeah, OK. See ya.

How's that big business deal going along?

You know, it's actually going really well.

Oh, honey, that's wonderful.

Before you know it, we can put a deposit down

on that home in the Blue Mountains you love.

Baby, I'm so proud of you.

I couldn't have done it without you, bub.

I'm gonna make a cup of tea.

- Would you like one? - Sure. That'd be lovely.

Oh, could you make me a green tea actually?

Baby?

Peter? Oh, my God. Baby?!

I'm sorry.

What's your favorite emotion to journal about?

...hell, why do I always get the worst sidekicks?

Sarah never talked this much... that bitch!

Oi, are you mad at me?

'Cause if you are, that's... stupid.

I was just trying to have some fun.

Um... my husband just died.

I'm trying to call you 'cause I'm a good friend.

You're still being a bitch. What are you talking about?

- You're not married. - Remember, time is slower here.

You might be talking to your friend

20 years in the future or so.

Shut up! I'm on the bloody phone!

Look, I don't know why you're pranking me

and pretending to be a girl from my past,

but I'm having the worst day of my life right now.

I just can't handle this. Please never call me again.

Oh. I feel weird.

Oh, wow, judging by your facial expression,

it seems you are experiencing

some kind of grief due to empathy.

What?! Nah,... that! We're never gonna find a party.

Let's just start a party here. Mosh pit!

Oh! What the hell?

You destroyed our glorious termite mound.

You must be taken to Daddy Termite.

He'll know exactly what to do with you.

Oh, hello there, dear.

You're gonna freeze to death out there.

Why don't you come inside?

You're gonna freeze to bloody death...

I'm Donna.

- And this is Shelly and Ethel. - Hello.

What's your name, love?

- My name's Sarah. - Nice to meet you, Sarah.

Have you ever done pottery before?

No, but I wanted to try it

to get my mind off some things.

I lost my husband recently.

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

- Where'd you put him? - Oh, hush, Ethel!

Don't mind her, Sarah. She's just a silly old hag.

She's right. I'm 93.

- Come have a seat, Sarah. - Oh, OK, sure.

- Oh, my God! - What?

Has anyone told you you have excellent thumbs for pottery?

Shelly, Shelly, look at this.

Oh, my God! You do have excellent thumbs.

- Wow! - That's quite incredible.

So you've... you've never done pottery before?

No, no, I haven't. I've always wanted to.

Just... just, Sarah, put your hands on this.

But see... see how you do there.

OK.

Wow!

- Oh, my God. That's... - You're a natural, Sarah.

You've already picked it up.

Oh, my God.

Where has this been my whole life?

Oh!

? Who would've thought

? That Sarah was gonna pick up pottery

? In the last episode

? Of YOLO Crystal Fantasy

? On Adult Swim?

? It's the last episode of YOLO Crystal Fantasy, everybody!

? Thank you!

Ow!

Daddy, Daddy! These two stepped on our baby mountain.

You destroyed one of my baby mountains?

I guess you could say...

? I'll never get my baby back, baby back

? Baby back, yeah!

I... I hate when he does that.

Oh, sorry, Daddy Termite's been getting

really into stand-up comedy lately.

Just... just go along with the bit.

It's just easier that way.

Before I kill youse, I just wanna do a quick 5-minute set.

I've got some stuff in my head that's been floating around.

I wanna get it out to see if it makes sense.

I can't listen to this again, David!

The house is a mess.

Why don't you just get on with

your job, kill these people?

Judy, you don't understand.

If this stand-up thing actually gets going,

I could be... I could actually get pretty big.

This is my passion. This could actually feed the family.

Your family should be your passion, David.

Mummy, Daddy, stop fighting!

Oh, son, we're not fighting.

We're just doing what a husband and wife always does.

Getting a divorce! Ha, yeah!

- Ya dickhead! - David, that's not funny!

Don't joke about getting a divorce in front of the kids.

Uh, excuse me, if I may interject for a moment,

Mr Daddy Termite Mound,

I can see you have some potential in comedy,

but it's creating a rift between you and your family.

Have you ever thought even if you achieve your greatest dreams

that you might not have a family to come home to?

Oh, wow, I've never thought about that before.

I don't wanna lose you, babe.

Oh, I don't wanna lose you either.

I do wanna support your passions, David,

but we need you at home.

Oh,..., I love you so much, Judy.

Let's never fight again!

- Oh, I love you! - I love you.

I love my family. I love my family!

- Oh, I love you too! - Eugh!

Thank you for saving our marriage.

What can I do for you in return?

I wanna go to the best ...party ever.

I'm having a fight with my best friend.

- I wanna take my mind off it. - Oh, David can make that happen.

There's a cool hell concert out in the desert.

They play, like, hellish kind of music, if you get my drift.

You've piqued my interest.

Well, good news for you -

my termites can get you there in a flash.

Termites, assemble Daddy Catapult!

Yay! Daddy Catapult!

Enjoy seeing the hell rock concert.

Termites, launch!

What the... is this? This isn't a concert.

Oh, there must be some meaning to this.

Wait! We are seeing a hell rock concert.

What the... are you on about?

I get it now!

'See hell' - 'seashell'.

'Rock con' because this is all a con.

And 'cert... tificate'.

Oh, I get it now!

You can't change anyone in this world

no matter how hard you try.

Oh,... this. I give up.

I'm not looking for a party anymore.

I'm gonna go get a schnitzel burger from that Chickengong.

Sorry. We're closed.

Look, I've had the worst night of my life.

I just want one... Chicken schnitzel burger!

Gimme one chicken schnitzel burger and a large chips.

Sorry. We're closing. The till's already been...

- We're shut. - ..counted.

Just gimme... One schnitty burger!

Oi! Excuse me, love. We're closed!

How about you stop being so bloody rude to my employees?

- I just want... - Never met anyone so rude

and disrespectful in my life.

You're a DISGRACE!

Oh, sorry for bothering you.

Wait a second. Hey, you!

Huh? Me?

Yeah, you.

Come here for a sec.

Bloody hell.

Never thought I'd see the day.

You've got chicken schnitzel hands, mate.

Oh, what do you mean?

These hands are perfect to craft my chicken schnitzel burger.

How'd you like to come work for me? You'll make me a mint!

You know what? I think I could see myself working here.

Oh, maybe this is what I was meant to find on this journey.

Oh, you know, I was working on my own for too long.

I became isolated in a shell of paranoia and ego.

I need a work family

so I can play my part as a team member.

Yes, that's it!

Oh, enlightenment achieved.

Perfect Painter Evolution! Ohh!

Did that... just turn blue?

You're telling me you didn't appreciate

this talented young gentleman?

That's it. Get the... out of here.

Sorry, Rachel.

I have found my purpose.

I hope you do too some day.

Ugh! Ugh!

Oh...

Mum, someone named Rachel wants to speak to you.

Who's this?

Sarah, it's Rachel! Hey, you were right.

There was no other parties.

Listen, I'm sinking in quicksand right now.

Uh, what do I do?

I'm sorry. I can't really hear on the phone. Who's this?

What? It's Rachel! You... dog.

I'm sorry, love. I just can't hear ya.

I can't hear much these days.

But, you know, I had a good life.

I had a beautiful family,

found my passion in pottery and made millions.

But... I had a friend when I was young

and we had so many adventures together.

And, sure, it wasn't all good

because she was kind of a toxic bitch,

but in the end, I had a lot of fun with her.

Probably the most fun I ever had.

Sarah?

I guess I was a bit of a toxic bitch.

Oh, you finally bloody did it, Rachel, you silly goose.

- Who are you? - Oh, Rachel!

I'm Queen Ultra Violet. Duh!

I'm kind of like a DMT elf,

but, like, a feminine goddess one, you know?

OK.

I've been waiting for you to

profess your love to Sarah this whole time.

Took you long enough, didn't it?

What? I never said I love her!

You didn't have to say it, Rachel, you quirky bitch.

It was pretty... obvious. You love Sarah!

Even if I did love her, it doesn't matter now.

Look, it's just gonna be too cringe

to explain it to you, Rachel.

It was nice to meet you. Bye!

Arggh!

Hm...

What the...?

Oh, there you are. I was about to come looking for you.

- Did you go pee? - Yeah, yeah.

Are you OK?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Hey, um...

..before we go, I just wanted to say, um...

What?

- Fu... - I dunno what you're saying.

I love you, OK?!

Oh, um, I... I love you too, Rachel.

OK, let's go, let's go.