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YOLO Crystal Fantasy.

The Finale.

Get your hands off me!

Get outta here!

Come on, Rachel. Don't start a scene.

- We were just leaving. - Nah,... them!

He groped me! That's assault!

I'll be calling the police if you try to come back, love.

Rachel, stop. Let's just leave.

Oh,... Don't call me 'love'!

You got WAY too drunk, Rachel. I was having fun in there too.

Nah, you're just... you're just being cranky.

- Cranky Sarah! - I'm not being...

I'm not cranky, I'm just getting a little sick and tired

of being kicked out of every place when I'm with you.

Whatever. I gotta go piss, Sarah.

Where can I piss?

Hmm, you can go in there.

I'll look out for you, OK?

You're a gem, Sarah.

Can't stop spitting tonight.

OK, just be careful!

Need to find the perfect tree.

Perfect bloody tree.

Huh?

Mmm, nah.

Yeah, this'll do.

Huh...

Huh?

Alright.

Oh, this is quite incredible!

I have been here for 4,000 years

painting this one single masterpiece

and you have appeared right when I finished the last stroke.

There must be some great meaning to this.

What?

Wait a moment.

I dreamt this would happen as well.

And I also dreamt I would walk over to you.

- And I would hold your hand. - Uh, no, thanks.

And we would step into the painting together.

Ahh!

How are we gonna get back?

I don't know. I didn't dream that part.

What's that?

Oh, very interesting!

It appears to be a social gathering

in some sort of bush ute.

People sharing fun times, fun memories.

Live, laugh, love.

...yeah! I knew there'd be another party!

Oh, my God! More people have come to the ute party!

Yay!

- What's it for? - Yes, what's the occasion?

Ute party!

? Ute party, ute party, ute party, ute

? Ute party, ute party, ute party, ute

? As you can see, this is a very good party

? There is lots of fun to have... ?

? You will... have a good time... at

? The Bushworld Ute Party

? We hope you enjoy the party!

Come on, Rachel. It's freezing. I wanna go home!

Rachel? Rachel!

Rachel, where are you?

Wollongong Police. What's your emergency?

Hi, um... my friend just went into the bush

and, um... uh...

I don't know where she's gone!

OK. What's your location?

OK, Sarah, just to get everything right here,

your friend Rachel needed to go urinate in the bush

and she never came out.

Yeah.

And she's not answering her phone,

which is really unlike her.

She always answers my calls.

OK, well, we'll have a team

looking for the rest of the night.

We'll give you a call if anything comes up.

You don't need to stay here.

Go home and get some sleep, love.

You can keep the water bottle.

Thank you.

Wollongong police have announced an inconclusive end

to a search for a girl who went

missing two weeks ago off Crown Street.

We are suspending the search

for the missing person at this time

until further evidence is found.

That's a shame.

Ahh!

We are here to honor Rachel's life.

Seeing as no body was ever recovered,

we invite you to place any sentimental items

you may have into the coffin

so the physical embodiment of Rachel

may finally be laid to rest.

She always loved that trash.

Do you have anything to put in the coffin, Sarah?

I don't think so.

Uh, hi.

I know this is super weird, but...

..I saw you on the bus and...

I don't know, something compelled me

to get off and speak to you.

I mean, I don't know if you believe

in soul mates or whatever, but...

Oh, forget it. Forget about it.

It's stupid. Don't worry about it.

Wait.

What's your name?

It is nice to talk to someone.

I've been pretty insular for a while, so this is nice.

Thank you.

Yeah, to be honest, I've been the same.

I feel like we can talk about anything.

Sorry if I'm being stupid, but... you know what I mean?

God, isn't it annoying that they give

an odd number of spring rolls to share?

Oh, it's fine.

- I don't want one anyway. - Mm-hm. Sure you didn't.

Actually, I did want that last spring roll.

You know, the other day,

we had a fake funeral for my missing friend Rachel.

They asked if I had a sentimental item

I could put in the coffin

and I realized I didn't have anything sentimental with her

even though we've been friends for 10 years.

But you and I have known each other for less than an hour

and we already have something more sentimental

than Rachel and I ever did.

That's kinda sad, isn't it?

That's not sad at all.

That's so... beautiful!

Hmm! You have the last piece, baby.

You have it.

No, I've had too much. I'm fat.

LOL! Little chubby thing.

- Hey, stop it! Stop. - You stop it.

I'm currently operating

the company from my dad's...

What?

I'm just saying I'm operating

the company out of my dad's...

Like, the same one, the building.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a good one.

Yeah, OK, cool.

I can't really hear ya. I'm gonna go take a selfie. 'Bye!

Oh, yeah, no... no worries. Alright.

Whoo! At the ute party!

Holy..., I've got 10,000 missed calls!

Yay! People love me!

Don't be too rough with Bilky, OK, honey?

Remember, love is kindness.

I won't! OK, Mummy! Love you!

- Rachel? - Sarah.

I'm at some party in some tree painting or something.

You should come! Actually, you know what?

I don't know if you could get in.

It's, like, so... exclusive.

I... I thought... you were dead.

Huh? Sorry? The DJ's really loud.

He's playing some sick, like, alien bush house.

- You'd love it, Sarah! - Rachel...

It's been nine years.

I have a family now, a baby girl.

I... I have a whole different life.

Have you been partying for nine years?

Nine years?

What? Nah, I've only been here

for, like, five minutes, you dumb bitch.

Get a watch, you...!

I went through so much pain, guilt and heartbreak

and you were off partying this whole time?

Huh? Sorry, Sarah. I'm just getting a sausage sizzle.

Never call me again.

Mummy, who was that on the phone?

It doesn't matter, honey.

Just someone Mummy doesn't talk to anymore.

She... hung up on me!

Oh, wow. So many emotions. Um...

Are you OK?

I'm fine! Get outta my way. I'm gonna go sing karaoke.

Play a... song!

OK, how about 'The Bushland Blues'?

Yeah, OK. Play it. Yep.

- One, two! - Three, four!

Excuse me! You're way too loud.

I didn't mind the music playing,

but that girl singing has awoken my baby.

I have called the police and they shall be coming soon.

No!

Wait. Where are youse going?

You ruined our party spot!

We have to find a new one now!

- And that one took ages to find! - Thanks a lot, idiot.

Yeah, thanks a lot, Rachel. You... up our party.

Just so you know, I'm not as mad as them.

This is just a job for me.

I'm sorry. Hope you had fun!

'Bye!

Well, shall I try to paint a way back

to the main realm you came from?

If you explain it to me, maybe I can try to paint it for you.

Nah, I'm gonna find a better party in here

even if it kills me.