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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,243 --> 00:00:10,279 SHH... 4 00:00:10,279 --> 00:00:16,552 * OHH * 5 00:00:16,552 --> 00:00:18,120 * AH * 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:22,692 * OHH * 7 00:00:22,692 --> 00:00:27,129 * BABY, TALKIN' DIRTY * 8 00:00:27,129 --> 00:00:28,631 * TALK * 9 00:00:28,631 --> 00:00:31,867 * TALKIN' DIRTY... AFTER DARK * 10 00:00:31,867 --> 00:00:33,603 Man: * TALKIN' DIRTY, TALKIN' DIRTY TO ME * 11 00:00:33,603 --> 00:00:36,371 * TALKIN' DIRTY, TALKIN' DIRTY TO ME * 12 00:00:36,371 --> 00:00:37,673 * TALK * 13 00:00:37,673 --> 00:00:40,743 * TALKIN' DIRTY... AFTER DARK * 14 00:00:40,743 --> 00:00:42,612 * TALKIN' DIRTY, TALKIN' DIRTY TO ME * 15 00:00:42,612 --> 00:00:45,114 * TALKIN' DIRTY, TALKIN' DIRTY TO ME * 16 00:00:45,114 --> 00:00:49,719 * EACH NIGHT I GO OUT TO MY FAVORITE SPOT * 17 00:00:49,719 --> 00:00:54,056 * AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'M EXTREMELY HOT * 18 00:00:54,056 --> 00:00:58,093 * AND I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE * 19 00:00:58,093 --> 00:01:00,362 * BUT YOU'RE SOMETHIN' KINDA SEXY * 20 00:01:00,362 --> 00:01:02,865 * YOU MUST BE A STAR * 21 00:01:02,865 --> 00:01:04,867 * WELL, YOU'RE MAGNETIZED, I'M CIRCUMCISED * 22 00:01:04,867 --> 00:01:07,670 * YOUR GRAMMAR RISIN', I'M HERE TO GRATIFY YA * 23 00:01:07,670 --> 00:01:10,039 * DON'T PATRONIZE ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT FROM THE STREET * 24 00:01:10,039 --> 00:01:12,307 * YOU'RE TALKIN' DIRTY, LOOKIN' KINDA LIKE YOU'RE SWEET * 25 00:01:12,307 --> 00:01:14,576 * I'LL SHAKE YOU DOWN, RUB YOU DOWN, AND FLIP YOU OVER * 26 00:01:14,576 --> 00:01:15,645 * AND OVER * 27 00:01:15,645 --> 00:01:16,946 * AND OVER AGAIN * 28 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:19,815 * COME ON, BABY, LET THE GAMES BEGIN * 29 00:01:19,815 --> 00:01:21,350 * NOW TALK DIRTY TO ME * 30 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:22,952 * TALK * 31 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:26,622 * TALKIN' DIRTY... AFTER DARK * 32 00:01:26,622 --> 00:01:28,223 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? I THINK YOU'RE AFRAID. 33 00:01:28,223 --> 00:01:30,793 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS, YOU'RE AFRAID. 34 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:33,162 YOU COULDN'T TALK DIRTY TO ME EVEN IF YOU TRIED TO. 35 00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:36,298 YOU WANNA GET SOME OF THIS? UH-HUH, TALK DIRTY TO ME. 36 00:01:37,599 --> 00:01:39,201 * WHOO-WHOO-WHOO * 37 00:01:39,201 --> 00:01:43,172 * NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE * 38 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:45,607 * YOU'RE LIKE A STAR, A SHINING STAR * 39 00:01:45,607 --> 00:01:48,377 * IN THE NIGHTTIME, BABY * 40 00:01:48,377 --> 00:01:52,147 * AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM * 41 00:01:52,147 --> 00:01:54,717 * SO TAKE MY HAND, LISTEN TO THE PLAN * 42 00:01:54,717 --> 00:01:59,789 * TO MAKE LOVE ALL NIGHT LONG * 43 00:01:59,789 --> 00:02:02,391 * TALK DIRTY TO ME * 44 00:02:04,059 --> 00:02:06,261 * TALKIN' DIRTY * 45 00:02:08,664 --> 00:02:11,834 * TALKIN' DIRTY * 46 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:13,502 * COME ON, BABY * 47 00:02:13,502 --> 00:02:15,738 * OHH * 48 00:02:15,738 --> 00:02:18,240 * FROM THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW MY FACE, HUH * 49 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,242 * YOU KNEW THAT I WAS FROM ANOTHER PLACE * 50 00:02:20,242 --> 00:02:22,544 * NOT FROM HERE, NOT FROM THERE, NOT FROM ANYWHERE * 51 00:02:22,544 --> 00:02:23,879 * BUT THROUGH ALL THINGS * 52 00:02:23,879 --> 00:02:25,815 * I MADE YA STARE, SO COME ON... * 53 00:02:28,884 --> 00:02:31,821 * KINDA LIKE YOU'RE MY... PLEASURE * 54 00:02:33,789 --> 00:02:35,290 Man: THIS IS TERRY. 55 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:37,026 LEAVE YOUR NAME AND THE TIME THAT YOU CALLED. 56 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:38,961 TONIGHT YOU CAN CATCH ME PERFORMIN' 57 00:02:38,961 --> 00:02:41,563 AT DUKIE'S COMEDY CLUB, DOIN' MY THING. 58 00:02:41,563 --> 00:02:45,735 YO, SO COME ON DOWN TO 141st STREET IN SOUTH CENTRAL. 59 00:02:45,735 --> 00:02:48,670 GOD BLESS. PEACE. SEE YA! 60 00:02:50,305 --> 00:02:52,708 Woman: THIS IS MISS WASHINGTON FROM THE PHONE COMPANY. 61 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:54,710 IT IS NOW 4:30 IN THE AFTERNOON. 62 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:56,411 YOUR PHONE BILL IS OVERDUE. 63 00:02:56,411 --> 00:02:58,881 IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE BY MONDAY MORNING, 64 00:02:58,881 --> 00:03:00,182 I'M CUTTING IT OFF. 65 00:03:00,182 --> 00:03:02,184 I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. 66 00:03:03,719 --> 00:03:05,788 I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. 67 00:03:05,788 --> 00:03:08,257 FUCK YOU, FUCK THE PHONE COMPANY. 68 00:03:08,257 --> 00:03:12,361 LITTLE 4-1-1 TING-A-LING-A-LING HO. 69 00:03:12,361 --> 00:03:14,830 ALL Y'ALL KISS MY ASS. 70 00:03:17,132 --> 00:03:19,068 MM-HMM. 71 00:03:28,677 --> 00:03:30,345 COME ON, RUBY LIN, BABY. 72 00:03:30,345 --> 00:03:34,183 I TOLD YOU I WANNA GET TO THE CLUB EARLY TONIGHT. 73 00:03:34,183 --> 00:03:35,184 DAMN. 74 00:03:36,886 --> 00:03:38,754 WHY CAN'T YOU COOPERATE SOMETIME? 75 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:40,555 WHY CAN'T YOU FIND TIME FOR ME? 76 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:42,557 BECAUSE I GOT A BUSINESS, AND MY BUSINESS 77 00:03:42,557 --> 00:03:45,594 TAKE REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU, THAT'S WHY. 78 00:03:45,594 --> 00:03:47,596 DUKIE, COME HERE, BABY. 79 00:03:47,596 --> 00:03:49,765 DUKIE, I WANT IT TO BE LIKE IT WAS 80 00:03:49,765 --> 00:03:52,902 WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER, YOU KNOW. 81 00:03:52,902 --> 00:03:54,904 MAKIN' LOVE IN THE BATHTUB, BABY. 82 00:03:54,904 --> 00:03:57,406 OH, BABY. OOH, YEAH. 83 00:03:57,406 --> 00:04:01,210 AND SUCKIN' BUTTER ALMOND ICE CREAM WITH HOT FUDGE 84 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:02,511 OFF MY TOES. 85 00:04:02,511 --> 00:04:04,613 OH, BABY. OOH, BABY. 86 00:04:04,613 --> 00:04:06,115 OH, DUKIE, 87 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:08,450 I WANT THAT WEENIE WHEN I WANT IT. 88 00:04:08,450 --> 00:04:10,786 BABY, YOU KNOW WE AIN'T GOT NO TIME... 89 00:04:10,786 --> 00:04:12,621 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 90 00:04:12,621 --> 00:04:14,056 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 91 00:04:14,056 --> 00:04:15,958 OH, YOU HEAR ME ALL RIGHT, BABY. 92 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:17,793 WE LEAVIN' IN ONE MINUTE. 93 00:04:17,793 --> 00:04:19,428 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HOLD YOUR PEE. 94 00:04:19,428 --> 00:04:22,097 PSSH. I'M ALMOST READY. 95 00:04:22,097 --> 00:04:25,467 I'M ALMOST READY. 96 00:04:25,467 --> 00:04:27,502 UH-HUH... 97 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:36,946 LOOK, MR. SINCLAIR, I RAN INTO A LITTLE FINANCIAL PROBLEM. 98 00:04:36,946 --> 00:04:39,514 I KNOW YOU ALWAYS HELPIN' ME OUT, M-- 99 00:04:39,514 --> 00:04:41,516 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT ME TO BEG? 100 00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:43,886 I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES, MAN. I'M BEGGIN'. 101 00:04:43,886 --> 00:04:47,722 I'M KISSIN' YOUR ASS, YOUR ENTIRE ASS. 102 00:04:53,428 --> 00:04:54,830 THAT'S FOR YOU, MAN. 103 00:04:55,998 --> 00:04:58,200 BOY, YOU SICK. BYE. 104 00:05:01,003 --> 00:05:02,604 DUKIE, WHO WAS THAT? 105 00:05:02,604 --> 00:05:03,906 TERRY. 106 00:05:03,906 --> 00:05:07,109 TERRY? UH, WHAT DID HE WANT? 107 00:05:07,109 --> 00:05:09,111 WHAT DOES TERRY ALWAYS WANT? MONEY. 108 00:05:09,111 --> 00:05:11,580 HE NEEDS $67 TO PAY HIS DAMN PHONE BILL. 109 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:13,182 AIN'T THAT A BITCH? 110 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:16,718 I KEEP TELLIN' YOU THAT BOY IS GONNA BE BIG ONE DAY YET. 111 00:05:16,718 --> 00:05:18,187 YOU OUGHT TO INVEST. 112 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:20,856 TERRY DON'T MEAN NOTHIN' TO ME. HE'S JUST ANOTHER COMIC. 113 00:05:20,856 --> 00:05:23,525 I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU SEE IN THAT DAMN BOY. 114 00:05:23,525 --> 00:05:27,729 PERSONALLY, I JUST LOVE HIS WORK. 115 00:05:27,729 --> 00:05:29,031 AHEM. 116 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:31,800 * TIME * 117 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,136 * FOR ME TO GO TO WORK * 118 00:05:34,136 --> 00:05:36,238 * AND SHE LAYS OUT HER KISSES * 119 00:05:36,238 --> 00:05:38,307 * SAYS THAT I GOT WHAT SHE'S MISSING * 120 00:05:38,307 --> 00:05:40,242 * YOU KNOW IT'S... * * TIME * 121 00:05:40,242 --> 00:05:42,644 * FOR ME TO GO TO WORK * 122 00:05:42,644 --> 00:05:44,980 BIGG... 123 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:48,083 WOULD YOU MIND STAYIN' HOME TONIGHT? 124 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:50,085 HEY, BABY, WHY DON'T YOU STAY HOME? 125 00:05:50,085 --> 00:05:52,121 YOU TRYIN' TO HIDE SOMETHIN' OR WHAT? 126 00:05:52,121 --> 00:05:55,224 NO, BABY, YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 127 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,626 IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S JUST THAT YOU CAUSE A COMMOTION 128 00:05:57,626 --> 00:05:59,828 EVERY TIME YOU COME DOWN TO THE CLUB. 129 00:05:59,828 --> 00:06:01,830 I DON'T LIKE NOBODY LAUGHIN' AT MY WOMAN. 130 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:04,099 BIGG, I'M A COMEDIAN. 131 00:06:04,099 --> 00:06:06,468 BABY, YOU MY LOVE GODDESS, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 132 00:06:06,468 --> 00:06:09,104 IF ANYBODY LOOKS AT YOU WRONG OR LAUGH AT YOU, 133 00:06:09,104 --> 00:06:10,772 I'M GONNA KILL 'EM! 134 00:06:10,772 --> 00:06:12,707 OH, NO, BIGG, COME ON! 135 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:14,609 I'M JUST GONNA GO... 136 00:06:16,645 --> 00:06:18,780 OH! BIGG, COME ON. 137 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:21,050 THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 138 00:06:21,050 --> 00:06:23,318 YAH! AAH! 139 00:06:23,318 --> 00:06:26,021 BIGG, YOU GONNA HAVE TO LEARN 140 00:06:26,021 --> 00:06:28,924 TO CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS. 141 00:06:28,924 --> 00:06:31,994 HEY, BABY, I LIKE BEIN' JEALOUS. 142 00:06:31,994 --> 00:06:35,264 I'M A WILL KINDA KILL KINDA MOTHER KINDA BROTHER. 143 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:39,101 THAT'S WHAT MOTIVATES ME. YAHSS! 144 00:06:39,101 --> 00:06:41,803 TELL YOU WHAT, BABY. 145 00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:44,139 YOU DO 500 MORE BENCH PRESSES 146 00:06:44,139 --> 00:06:46,908 AND FIX YOURSELF TWO GALLONS OF WARM MILK 147 00:06:46,908 --> 00:06:50,212 AND SOME CHIPS AHOY COOKIES, 148 00:06:50,212 --> 00:06:53,082 AND THEN GET IN BED AND WAIT FOR ME. 149 00:06:53,082 --> 00:06:55,084 YOU GOT IT, BABY. 150 00:06:55,084 --> 00:06:57,386 I'M-A STAY HOME AND WATCH GUMBY 151 00:06:57,386 --> 00:06:59,621 AND HOMEY D. CLOWN VIDEOS, BABY, 152 00:06:59,621 --> 00:07:01,823 TILL MY BABY GET BACK. 153 00:07:01,823 --> 00:07:04,259 OKAY, BABY. 154 00:07:05,527 --> 00:07:08,463 YOU BUILD MAMA SOME TWIN PEAKS 155 00:07:08,463 --> 00:07:10,966 ON TOP OF THOSE ROCKY MOUNTAINS. 156 00:07:10,966 --> 00:07:12,567 WHAT ROCKY MOUNTAINS? 157 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,736 THOSE ROCKY MOUNTAINS. 158 00:07:14,736 --> 00:07:19,008 YEAH, BABY. 159 00:07:19,008 --> 00:07:21,076 YOU GOT IT, MAMA. 160 00:07:21,076 --> 00:07:26,648 AND, BIGG, PICK UP THE FURNITURE. 161 00:07:26,648 --> 00:07:29,151 YEAH. 162 00:07:30,919 --> 00:07:33,488 I LOVE YOU. 163 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:42,097 OH, LORD, MY BABY AND THOSE WEIGHTS. 164 00:07:56,011 --> 00:07:58,113 GOT TO GET TO L.A. 165 00:07:58,113 --> 00:08:00,049 WELL, Y'ALL GOIN' SOMEWHERE, HUH? 166 00:08:01,316 --> 00:08:03,618 LOOK LIKE HE GOIN' TO SING-SING TO ME. 167 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:09,158 OH, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. COMIN' THROUGH, COMIN' THROUGH. 168 00:08:09,158 --> 00:08:10,525 OUCH! 169 00:08:10,525 --> 00:08:12,394 YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH YOUR SUITCASE! 170 00:08:12,394 --> 00:08:14,296 DID YOU HIT MY BABY BOY? 171 00:08:14,296 --> 00:08:16,031 IT WAS A MISTAKE. 172 00:08:16,031 --> 00:08:17,699 I THINK WE CAN TAKE HIM. 173 00:08:17,699 --> 00:08:20,369 I'M SORRY, MA'AM. IT REALLY WAS A MISTAKE. 174 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,171 WHY YOU MESSIN' WITH MY KIDS? 175 00:08:22,171 --> 00:08:23,838 WE GONNA GET YA. 176 00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:25,574 YOU SEE THIS FIST? 177 00:08:25,574 --> 00:08:28,577 FRANKLY, YOUR KIDS GOT ME SCARED FOR MY LIFE. 178 00:08:28,577 --> 00:08:31,680 MOVE YOUR BLACK ASS DOWN THE AISLE, THEN. 179 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,449 BLACK ASS A-MOVIN'. 180 00:08:34,449 --> 00:08:36,185 Boy: IT LOOK LIKE YOU, TOO. 181 00:08:36,185 --> 00:08:39,488 HEY, YOU DAMN PREVERT! 182 00:08:39,488 --> 00:08:42,991 YOU TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU UNDERSTAND? 183 00:08:42,991 --> 00:08:45,394 I DIDN'T TOUCH NOTHIN'. I DIDN'T TOUCH NOTHIN'. 184 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,196 THAT'S A VERY NICE COAT. 185 00:08:47,196 --> 00:08:49,364 THANK YOU. WHAT YOU LAUGHIN'? 186 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:52,467 OH, NOTHIN'. YOU TOOK A FASHION RISK AND LOST. 187 00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:57,572 MEN--THEY THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING. 188 00:09:06,748 --> 00:09:08,550 WHASSUP, GIRL? 189 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:10,185 MM-HMM-HMM. 190 00:09:12,854 --> 00:09:15,324 DAMN! ANOTHER ONE? 191 00:09:23,165 --> 00:09:25,300 AW, SHIT. 192 00:09:26,935 --> 00:09:28,137 DAMN. 193 00:09:56,765 --> 00:09:59,401 I GOTS TO GET ME SOME NEW FORWARD GEARS. 194 00:09:59,401 --> 00:10:02,604 MOVE YOUR ASSES! THANK YOU. 195 00:10:07,276 --> 00:10:09,744 Woman: STILL WAITING FOR MY ORDERS, JEFF. 196 00:10:09,744 --> 00:10:12,113 WHAT'S THE BIG HOLDUP? 197 00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:15,884 COME ON. HURRY IT UP... 198 00:10:15,884 --> 00:10:18,287 HOW YOU DOIN' TONIGHT? 199 00:10:18,287 --> 00:10:19,888 HUH? ALL RIGHT. 200 00:10:21,089 --> 00:10:22,424 MAN-- 201 00:10:22,424 --> 00:10:24,959 JACKIE, JACKIE, JACKIE, JACKIE, WHASSUP? 202 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:26,528 I'M GOOD, MAN. HOW YOU DOIN'? 203 00:10:26,528 --> 00:10:29,063 YO, MAN. HOW CAN I COMPLAIN? 204 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,500 YO, MAN, I HEAR THEY GOT YOU M.C.ing 205 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:34,203 AT THE CLUB AGAIN TONIGHT? 206 00:10:34,203 --> 00:10:36,205 YO, MAN, HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 207 00:10:36,205 --> 00:10:38,940 RUBY LIN AND DUKIE KNOW I BE BUSTIN' IT, MAN. 208 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:40,342 OH, OH, OH. "OH, OH, OH." 209 00:10:40,342 --> 00:10:42,844 I UNDERSTAND YOU GOT A SPOT ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 210 00:10:42,844 --> 00:10:44,246 HOW YOU DO THAT? 211 00:10:44,246 --> 00:10:47,949 BRAH, YOU DON'T GET RICH JUST BY WORKIN' HARD. 212 00:10:47,949 --> 00:10:50,552 YOU GOT TO BE POLITICAL, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 213 00:10:50,552 --> 00:10:53,322 WHAT YOU DOIN' AFTER THE GIG TONIGHT, MAN? 214 00:10:53,322 --> 00:10:56,625 I'M HOOKIN' UP WITH THIS KILLER SISTER, MAN. 215 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:58,560 GET OUTTA HERE. YES, SIR. 216 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,529 MAYBE WE CAN DO A DOUBLE THING. 217 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:04,032 AH, DAMN, I WOULD LOVE TO, MONEY, BUT I CAN'T. 218 00:11:04,032 --> 00:11:05,567 I MIGHT STILL BE POLITICKING 219 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,936 AND GETTIN' A LITTLE PUSSY IN THE PROCESS. 220 00:11:07,936 --> 00:11:09,338 HEY, NOW, TERRY, LOOK, MAN, 221 00:11:09,338 --> 00:11:12,774 WHAT YOU REALLY NEED TO DO IS GET YOU A NICE WOMAN 222 00:11:12,774 --> 00:11:14,075 AND SETTLE DOWN. 223 00:11:14,075 --> 00:11:16,745 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, OH, SNAP. GET OUTTA HERE. 224 00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:18,713 YO, I'M LIKE SEVEN FUCKIN' YEARS OLD. 225 00:11:18,713 --> 00:11:20,682 YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT SETTLE DOWN, MAN? 226 00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:23,184 NO, I AIN'T HAVIN' IT. I AIN'T HAVIN' IT. 227 00:11:23,184 --> 00:11:24,619 THAT CAREER PUSSY, BROTHER, 228 00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:28,523 GON' MAKE YOUR DICK GET REAL OLD REAL FAST. 229 00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:30,124 NO, BRAH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 230 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:33,462 KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I'M UP ON MY CURRENT AFFAIRS, MAN. 231 00:11:33,462 --> 00:11:36,531 YO, I'LL DO JUST LIKE THOSE OLD PEOPLE IN RUSSIA. 232 00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,633 I KEEP DIPPIN' MY DICK IN SOME YOGURT. 233 00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:41,303 YEAH, YEAH, YOGURT--PLAIN, SMALL. 234 00:11:41,303 --> 00:11:42,804 OH, OH, OH, OH. 235 00:11:42,804 --> 00:11:45,173 HOMEYS, YOU GOT YOUR ORDERS YET? 236 00:11:45,173 --> 00:11:47,342 COME ON, MAN. 237 00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:55,450 Man: HOW YOU DOIN', BABY? 238 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:07,996 Woman: ARETHA! 239 00:12:07,996 --> 00:12:09,431 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 240 00:12:09,431 --> 00:12:11,466 Woman #2: THERE SHE IS! THERE'S ARETHA! 241 00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:14,503 OH, GIRL, I LOVE YOU. YOU FUNNIER THAN WHOOPIE. 242 00:12:14,503 --> 00:12:16,671 HOW ARE YOU DOIN' TONIGHT? 243 00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:19,841 Woman #2: WHOO, GIRL, LET ME TELL YOU... 244 00:12:22,911 --> 00:12:24,913 Aretha: SURE I'LL GIVE YOU MY AUTOGRAPH. 245 00:12:24,913 --> 00:12:27,115 YOU GOT A PEN? I AIN'T GOT NO PEN. 246 00:12:27,115 --> 00:12:28,683 ALL RIGHT NOW. HEY, BABY! 247 00:12:28,683 --> 00:12:32,321 MAN, HEY, HEY, WHY CAN'T YOU PARK THIS THING? 248 00:12:32,321 --> 00:12:34,423 YO, LET'S GO BACK AROUND ONE MORE TIME. 249 00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:36,325 I THINK SOMEBODY NOTICED ME, BOY. 250 00:12:36,325 --> 00:12:39,494 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. MAN, WHAT-- 251 00:12:39,494 --> 00:12:41,496 OH, GIRLS, STOP. LISTEN, I LOVE Y'ALL. 252 00:12:41,496 --> 00:12:43,264 I'M GON' BURN IT UP TONIGHT. 253 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:44,533 ALL RIGHT. 254 00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:46,601 OOH, ARETHA, WHAT TIME DOES YOUR SHOW START? 255 00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:48,603 11:00, 12:00, IT DON'T MATTER. 256 00:12:48,603 --> 00:12:51,072 ALL I NEED IS A MICROPHONE, A SPOTLIGHT, 257 00:12:51,072 --> 00:12:53,074 AND SOME LOUD, SICK PEOPLE. 258 00:12:53,074 --> 00:12:54,242 WHASSUP?! 259 00:12:54,242 --> 00:12:58,380 I'M A OUTPATIENT. HA HA HA HA. 260 00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:01,483 Woman: YOU'RE A HOT CHOCOLATE THING, AIN'T YA? 261 00:13:01,483 --> 00:13:04,052 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A HAIRCUT, ANYWAY? 262 00:13:04,052 --> 00:13:05,487 SCHOOLED. 263 00:13:05,487 --> 00:13:08,557 OH, MY GOODNESS, BIG BOY, DON'T HURT YOURSELF. 264 00:13:08,557 --> 00:13:10,825 YOU ARE DUKIE'S QUEEN, BABY. 265 00:13:10,825 --> 00:13:13,227 YOU CAN SPOIL ME ALL YOU WANT TO. 266 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,430 I LOVE DOIN' IT FOR YOU, DARLIN'. 267 00:13:16,365 --> 00:13:18,367 JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED, 268 00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,369 WHEN YOU NEED IT, AND WHERE YOU NEED IT. 269 00:13:20,369 --> 00:13:23,372 YOU KNOW I WILL. 270 00:13:23,372 --> 00:13:25,774 FLOWERS ALWAYS GET TO ME. 271 00:13:25,774 --> 00:13:27,876 THIS IS NOTHIN'. I'LL BUY YOU A ROSE GARDEN. 272 00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,911 PUT A STAGE AND A MICROPHONE IN IT. HOW'S THAT? 273 00:13:29,911 --> 00:13:33,882 I CAN'T WAIT. DON'T MAKE ME WAIT TOO LONG. 274 00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:37,251 THAT GIRL GONNA MAKE US RICH WITH HER FINE SELF. 275 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,521 OH, CUPCAKE, YOU TOO PRETTY. 276 00:13:40,422 --> 00:13:44,859 * GOTTA KEEP THIS LOVE ALIVE * 277 00:13:44,859 --> 00:13:47,529 * OOH * 278 00:13:50,098 --> 00:13:51,299 HEY, BROTHER. 279 00:13:51,299 --> 00:13:52,434 HOW YA DOIN'? 280 00:13:52,434 --> 00:13:54,636 BE SURE THAT THE MONEY IS-- 281 00:13:55,937 --> 00:13:57,238 Ruby Lin: KISS ME. 282 00:13:57,238 --> 00:13:58,540 Terry: ARE YOU CRAZY? 283 00:13:58,540 --> 00:13:59,941 CRAZY FOR YOU. 284 00:13:59,941 --> 00:14:01,843 MM. MM. 285 00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:04,379 MM. 286 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:07,549 AH. ENOUGH, NOW. LIGHTEN IT UP, GIRL. 287 00:14:07,549 --> 00:14:10,452 UH 288 00:14:10,452 --> 00:14:11,853 WHAT? 289 00:14:11,853 --> 00:14:14,956 YOU GONNA GET THE MONEY FOR YOUR PHONE BILL, RIGHT? 290 00:14:14,956 --> 00:14:16,124 YEAH? 291 00:14:16,124 --> 00:14:19,193 AND YOU GOT A SPOT ON THE LINEUP NEXT WEEK, RIGHT? 292 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,228 YEAH. 293 00:14:20,228 --> 00:14:22,263 AND YOU JUST GOT A SUDDEN URGE 294 00:14:22,263 --> 00:14:24,666 TO SHOW SOME APPRECIATION, RIGHT? 295 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,167 MM. 296 00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:30,639 YOU WANT IT, YOU WANT IT. 297 00:14:30,639 --> 00:14:33,708 YOU THE MAN. SAY, YOU FINE, TOO. 298 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,277 WELL, LOOK HERE, YOU KNOW THE ONE BIG DIFFERENCE 299 00:14:36,277 --> 00:14:38,379 BETWEEN ME AND YOUR HUSBAND, RIGHT? 300 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:40,582 WHAT? IS THAT I CARE. 301 00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:43,317 HA HA HA. WHEN DID YOU TALK TO HIM? 302 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,286 LAST NIGHT. OH, YEAH? 303 00:14:45,286 --> 00:14:49,691 YEAH, I TIED HIM DOWN, WE HAD SEX, 304 00:14:49,691 --> 00:14:51,893 AND THEN I TOLD HIM ALL YOUR JOKES. 305 00:14:51,893 --> 00:14:53,862 DID HE LAUGH? 306 00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:55,564 HMM. 307 00:14:55,564 --> 00:14:57,298 HARD TO SAY. WHY? 308 00:14:57,298 --> 00:14:59,434 I WAS SITTIN' ON HIS FACE AT THE TIME. 309 00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:01,636 OH, SNAP! 310 00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:03,371 OH, YOU'RE SO SUPPORTIVE. 311 00:15:03,371 --> 00:15:04,839 HA HA HA HA. 312 00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:07,542 MM-HMM. WELL, LOOK, HOLD THOSE FOR ME. 313 00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:08,810 WILL DO. 314 00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:10,579 WELL, LOOK, I GOTTA GO. I GOT TO GO. 315 00:15:10,579 --> 00:15:12,614 OH, BABY... LISTEN. 316 00:15:12,614 --> 00:15:15,550 WE GOT TO STOP MEETIN' LIKE THIS, ALL RIGHT? 317 00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:17,619 LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 318 00:15:17,619 --> 00:15:19,387 I'M OUTTA HERE. OKAY. 319 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:33,234 OH, AHH! MR. SINCLAIR. WHAT'S UP, MAN? 320 00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:35,704 WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN' IN MY LINEN CLOSET, MAN? 321 00:15:35,704 --> 00:15:41,309 FUCK IN...CLOSET? SINCLAIR, YOU A TRIP, MAN. 322 00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:43,745 GET OUT MY WAY. COME ON. 323 00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:46,347 YOU AIN'T MIKE TYSON, MAN. GET OUT MY WAY, BOY. 324 00:15:46,347 --> 00:15:48,149 I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT, BOY. 325 00:15:48,149 --> 00:15:49,417 I WAS JUST PLAYIN'. 326 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,419 WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON IN HERE? 327 00:15:51,419 --> 00:15:53,622 SOMETHIN'S HAPPENIN' IN HERE. 328 00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:09,103 YOU STAY YOUR ASS OUTTA MY CLOSET, YOU HEAR ME? 329 00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:10,204 YEAH, I'M-A GET READY. 330 00:16:10,204 --> 00:16:12,240 I'M-A GO CHANGE AND GET READY FOR THE SHOW. 331 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,508 I'M GONE, MAN. 332 00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:15,644 TAKE A SHOWER! 333 00:16:15,644 --> 00:16:17,311 CRAZY LITTLE BOY. 334 00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:20,148 WHAT HE'S DOIN' IN MY LINEN CLOSET, ANYWAY? 335 00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:24,986 UGH. 336 00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:32,561 JACKIE, DO I GOT TIME TO GO OUT AND COME BACK? 337 00:16:32,561 --> 00:16:34,996 AS LONG AS YOU BACK BY 11:30. 338 00:16:34,996 --> 00:16:37,832 THIS SHIT DON'T START ON TIME ANYWAY. 339 00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:40,969 LOOK, BY 11:30, ANTONIO. BE ON TIME. 340 00:16:40,969 --> 00:16:42,971 RELAX, BABY. WHERE I'M 341 00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:45,073 ALL MY GIRLS IN BED BY NOW. 342 00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:46,841 THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY ALL IN HIGH SCHOOL. 343 00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:48,276 WHAT ABOUT MY SPOT? 344 00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:51,179 CAN WE PUT THIS CONVERSATION ON FREEZE FOR A MINUTE? 345 00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:54,282 AM I A LITTLE TOO AFROCENTRIC FOR YOU, BROTHER? 346 00:16:54,282 --> 00:16:55,617 A LITTLE BIT. 347 00:16:55,617 --> 00:16:57,652 AM I TELLIN' A LITTLE TOO MUCH TRUTH? 348 00:16:57,652 --> 00:16:59,654 AM I HITTIN' A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME? 349 00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:01,522 TELLIN' YOU TOO MUCH TRUTH, 350 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,191 SOMETHIN' YOU DON'T LIKE TO HEAR? 351 00:17:03,191 --> 00:17:05,226 MAKIN' YOUR EARS BURN WITH RIGHTEOUSNESS? 352 00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:06,961 WHO YOU CALLIN'? 353 00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:09,230 NO, SEE, THIS IS THE THING. 354 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:12,000 DUKIE DO THIS EVERY TIME I COME TO THE CLUB. 355 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,235 "COME ON DOWN TONIGHT. WE GOT A FULL HOUSE." 356 00:17:14,235 --> 00:17:16,805 FULL HOUSE? AM I GONNA GET SOME FULL HOUSE MONEY? 357 00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:18,840 HELLO, KIMMIE? YEAH, THIS IS JACKIE. 358 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,875 Kimmie: HOW ARE YOU? 359 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,144 ...YOU DON'T SEE ME A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 360 00:17:23,144 --> 00:17:24,412 "WHERE YOU BEEN?" 361 00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:26,948 I BEEN ROBBIN' LIQUOR STORES, TRYIN' TO MAKE ENDS MEET. 362 00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:29,918 IT'S HARD TO BE FUNNY WHEN YOU RUNNIN' FROM THE LAW... 363 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,821 AND WE GOT A SPECIAL SEAT JUST FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT? 364 00:17:32,821 --> 00:17:34,823 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW. 365 00:17:34,823 --> 00:17:35,957 OKAY, BYE-BYE. 366 00:17:35,957 --> 00:17:37,959 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE DEAL IS. 367 00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:39,994 THE DEAL IS THESE TOM CLUB OWNERS 368 00:17:39,994 --> 00:17:41,996 ARE SCARED OF A BROTHER LIKE ME 369 00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:44,032 'CAUSE THEY KNOW I TELL THE TRUTH. 370 00:17:44,032 --> 00:17:46,334 IS DUKIE AFRAID THAT I MIGHT GO UP ONSTAGE 371 00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:48,937 AND TELL PEOPLE THAT HE WATERIN' DOWN DRINKS? 372 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,640 IS HE AFRAID THAT I MIGHT GO UP ONSTAGE 373 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,642 AND TELL PEOPLE THEY EATIN' OLD CHICKEN 374 00:17:53,642 --> 00:17:55,576 FRIED IN LAST WEEK'S GREASE? 375 00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:58,046 IS HE AFRAID-- ROACH! ROACH. 376 00:17:58,046 --> 00:18:00,982 I'LL GET YOU 12 MINUTES INSTEAD OF 10, OKAY? 377 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:02,550 ALL RIGHT THEN, MY BROTHER. 378 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:04,986 AS SALAAM-ALAIKUM TO YOU, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 379 00:18:04,986 --> 00:18:08,623 THE ONLY WAY THAT WE CAN RISE AS A PEOPLE 380 00:18:08,623 --> 00:18:11,893 IS THROUGH STRENGTH AND INDEPENDENCE, RIGHT? 381 00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:13,928 IF YOU COULD LOAN ME $12 TILL NEXT TUESDAY, 382 00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:16,631 I'LL PAY YOU BACK THIS TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD. 383 00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:19,968 HEY, TERRY, COME ON, MAN, RELAX, MAN. 384 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,570 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GO OUT THERE AND SMILE 385 00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:24,505 AND DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH, 386 00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:26,607 AND I TELL EVERYBODY YOU A POLITICIAN. 387 00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,677 YO, WHY YOU KEEP SWEATIN' ME, MAN? 388 00:18:28,677 --> 00:18:30,879 I'M SCARED. IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 389 00:18:30,879 --> 00:18:32,914 HEY, TERRY, TERRY, COME ON, MAN. 390 00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:35,183 YOU GOT TALENT, MAN. USE IT. 391 00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:37,686 YEAH, WELL EVEN THE BEST GET SCARED, ALL RIGHT? 392 00:18:37,686 --> 00:18:40,588 STUPID. 393 00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:44,225 I JUST HOPE MY DAMN TEETH DON'T FALL OUT. 394 00:18:44,225 --> 00:18:46,494 * NOW I STEP INTO THE SPOT OF THE DAY * 395 00:18:46,494 --> 00:18:49,030 * CHECKIN' OUT THE SOUNDS THAT MY BOYS SAID THEY PLAY * 396 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,498 * WHAT'S THAT? * * NOT SURE * 397 00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:52,100 * BUT IT DOES SOMETHIN' TO YA * 398 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,235 * I THINK IT'S JAZZ-- CHILL, LET ME SCHOOL YA * 399 00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:56,604 * YOU CAN'T BE NARROW-MINDED IF YOU GIVE IT A TRY * 400 00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:57,972 * THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO ADMIT * 401 00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,407 * YEAH, RIGHT, JAZZ IS FLY * 402 00:18:59,407 --> 00:19:01,976 * NO NEED TO ATTACK ME, BUT MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY * 403 00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:04,412 * GIVE IT A TRY, YOU'LL SEE THE BEATS ON POINT, G * 404 00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:06,447 * ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YO, DON'T GET SO OFFENDED * 405 00:19:06,447 --> 00:19:09,050 * SO TELL ME HOW JAZZ AND HIP-HOP CAN BE BLENDED * 406 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,519 * BELIEVE ME, ALREADY SAID AND DONE * 407 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,922 * WHERE'D YOU THINK BEATS ORIGINATED FROM? * 408 00:19:13,922 --> 00:19:15,790 DID YOU SEE THE M.C.? MM-HMM. 409 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,491 OOH, HE IS SO FINE. 410 00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:18,893 YEAH, HE'S FINE, 411 00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:21,262 BUT I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS YOU EXIST. 412 00:19:21,262 --> 00:19:24,398 AND I SUPPOSE HE'S BEEN CALLIN' YOU EVERY DAY, RIGHT? 413 00:19:24,398 --> 00:19:26,267 I ONLY MET THE GUY LAST WEEK. 414 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:30,238 ALL I NEED IS ONE NIGHT TO GET HIM, MM-HMM. 415 00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:33,207 OH, MISS THING, I KNOW YOU NOT CHALLENGIN' ME. 416 00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:35,376 NO, 'CAUSE WE BOTH KNOW THAT IF JACKIE WANTED 417 00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:38,679 SOME OLD WORN-OUT LEATHER LUGGAGE WITH TEETH... 418 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,681 HE HAD A WHOLE WEEK. 419 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,751 OKAY, FINE. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 420 00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:44,986 JUST WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT 421 00:19:44,986 --> 00:19:48,589 AND WE'LL SEE WHO HAS JACKIE'S NOSE WIDE OPEN. 422 00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:50,691 FOR WHAT, FRESH AIR? 423 00:19:53,728 --> 00:19:55,897 OH, GIRL, IT'S SHOWTIME. 424 00:19:55,897 --> 00:19:57,598 LET'S GET BUSY. 425 00:19:57,598 --> 00:20:02,003 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BRO SHATS AND HONEY DIPS, 426 00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:04,072 IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AT DUKIE'S COMEDY CLUB 427 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,974 AND YOU'RE IN THE HOUSE. 428 00:20:05,974 --> 00:20:08,209 AND REMEMBER OUR POLICY AT DUKIE'S-- 429 00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:11,045 NO CAMERAS, TAPE RECORDERS, SHOWER CAPS, OR GUNS. 430 00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:12,814 SO WITH NO FURTHER ADO, 431 00:20:12,814 --> 00:20:14,949 LET'S GET YOUR HANDS TOGETHER ONE TIME 432 00:20:14,949 --> 00:20:17,651 AND WELCOME DUKIE'S OWN COMEDY M.C. AND STAR, 433 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:20,554 MY MAN, MR. JACKIE BRONSON. 434 00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:24,859 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 435 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:27,962 YEAH! 436 00:20:27,962 --> 00:20:30,398 I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! 437 00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:31,399 ALL RIGHT! 438 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:36,137 ALL RIGHT, GOOD-LOOKIN' CROWD THIS EVENIN'. 439 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:38,940 BABY, BABY, BABY, YOU ARE THE MAN. 440 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,175 I SAID, WORK IT, HONEY. 441 00:20:41,175 --> 00:20:44,378 IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A COUPLE OF WILD ONES HERE THIS EVENIN'. 442 00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:45,780 HOW YA DOIN', LADIES? 443 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,181 Woman: COME ON, BABY! 444 00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:49,617 I'M HERE FOR YOU, BABY, AND YOU FOR ME. 445 00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:53,154 Woman #2: UNH-UNH, HONEY. THIS IS THE PUSSY PATROL! 446 00:20:54,622 --> 00:20:56,624 COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN 447 00:20:56,624 --> 00:20:58,759 AND YOUR DICK UP! 448 00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,295 TIME OUT, TIME OUT. 449 00:21:01,295 --> 00:21:03,164 LADIES, WE'RE GONNA SLOW THIS THING DOWN 450 00:21:03,164 --> 00:21:05,333 TO A PACE THAT I CAN HANDLE. 451 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,769 Man: AH, AND SOME CUTE ONES, TOO. 452 00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,438 Woman #2: OHH. 453 00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:12,673 LET'S KEEP THINGS ROLLIN' HERE THIS EVENING. 454 00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,242 WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO 455 00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:17,078 IS BRING ANOTHER UPCOMING COMIC TO THE STAGE. 456 00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:19,113 HE'S A REAL GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. 457 00:21:19,113 --> 00:21:21,850 HE'S ONLY BEEN WORKING AT DUKIE'S A LITTLE OVER A MONTH. 458 00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:23,651 LET'S PUT OUR HANDS TOGETHER 459 00:21:23,651 --> 00:21:26,921 AND WELCOME TO THE STAGE AT THIS TIME MR. TERRY LUMBAR! 460 00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:28,756 TERRY LUMBAR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 461 00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:30,458 COME ON, GIVE IT UP FOR HIM. 462 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,298 WHASSUP, Y'ALL? WHASSUP? 463 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:44,605 YO, Y'ALL, THEY SAY, YOU KNOW, THAT I TALK A LOT ABOUT SEX. 464 00:21:44,605 --> 00:21:46,440 I'M A 21-YEAR-OLD BLACK MAN. 465 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,111 WHAT THE FUCK ELSE AM I GONNA TALK ABOUT 466 00:21:50,111 --> 00:21:52,380 I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ARCHERY. 467 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,415 Man: DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT COMEDY, EITHER! 468 00:21:57,218 --> 00:21:59,520 WHAT ABOUT SOME JOKES? I GOT SOME JOKES. 469 00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:05,326 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 470 00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:08,496 AIN'T THAT A BITCH. AIN'T THAT A BITCH. 471 00:22:08,496 --> 00:22:10,965 I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT. I TOLD RUBY LIN. 472 00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:14,568 THAT LITTLE SKINNY UNFUNNY MOTHERFUCKER WASN'T SHIT. 473 00:22:14,568 --> 00:22:17,105 HE AIN'T MAKE NOBODY LAUGH. AIN'T THAT A BITCH. 474 00:22:17,105 --> 00:22:19,607 CAN'T EVEN MAKE A LAUGHIN' HYENA LAUGH. 475 00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:22,310 WOMEN SAY WE AIN'T DO ENOUGH FOREPLAY. 476 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:24,078 I DON'T MIND DOIN' FOREPLAY, 477 00:22:24,078 --> 00:22:27,348 BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANNA GET IN AND GET OUT. 478 00:22:27,348 --> 00:22:30,218 HA HA HA! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT? 479 00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:33,121 LIKE, ONE TIME, A WOMAN GET MAD AT ME AND SHIT. 480 00:22:33,121 --> 00:22:34,622 SHE LIVES A HOUR AWAY. 481 00:22:34,622 --> 00:22:36,891 I CALLED HER. I SAID, "I'M MISSIN' YOU, GIRL." 482 00:22:36,891 --> 00:22:38,692 SHE SAID, "WELL, COME ON AND GET IT." 483 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:41,529 SO I JUMPED IN MY CAR, DROVE A HOUR TO SEE THIS WOMAN. 484 00:22:41,529 --> 00:22:46,200 FALLIN' ASLEEP BEHIND THE WHEEL, BUT PUSSY WAS KEEPIN' ME UP. 485 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,238 I SAID, "IF I'M GONNA DIE, LET ME GET THIS SHIT FIRST." 486 00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:53,507 I GET OVER TO THE MOTHERFUCKER, SAID, "LET'S DO THIS, GIRL." 487 00:22:53,507 --> 00:22:56,410 SHE GOT MAD. "HOLD UP. DAMN, WHAT ABOUT THE FOREPLAY?" 488 00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:58,612 THAT SHIT MADE ME MAD. 489 00:22:58,612 --> 00:23:01,749 "YOU COULD HAVE HAD THAT SHIT WHEN I WAS ON THE FREEWAY." 490 00:23:03,484 --> 00:23:06,120 YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE AND THEN DO FOREPLAY? 491 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,123 HELL, NO. I LOVE THE WAY WOMEN GIVE FOREPLAY. 492 00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:11,392 Y'ALL GIVE IT THE BEST. MOST OF YA, ANYWAY. 493 00:23:11,392 --> 00:23:14,462 I HATE THAT AMATEUR, DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHE DOIN'. 494 00:23:14,462 --> 00:23:17,065 YOU KNOW, LIKE, KISSIN' AND PECKIN' AND SHIT. 495 00:23:21,135 --> 00:23:24,272 GET HERE AND KISS AROUND THE MOTHERFUCKER. 496 00:23:31,179 --> 00:23:33,614 YOU SITTIN' THERE, "COME ON, GIRL! 497 00:23:33,614 --> 00:23:35,716 YOU COULD DO THAT SHIT." 498 00:23:35,716 --> 00:23:37,918 SHE TALKIN' ABOUT, "I GOT A TOOTHACHE." 499 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:40,254 "I'LL KNOCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT." 500 00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:43,958 BAM. "I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW." 501 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:45,159 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 502 00:23:48,329 --> 00:23:50,364 I LOVE THE WAY WOMEN GIVE FOREPLAY 503 00:23:50,364 --> 00:23:52,400 'CAUSE Y'ALL ARE THE BEST AT IT, 504 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,136 BUT, GUYS, IF YOU GONNA DO FOREPLAY, LISTEN. 505 00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:58,172 WE GOTTA HELP THESE WOMEN OUT. WE GOTTA LICK OUR LIPS. 506 00:23:58,172 --> 00:24:01,675 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THEM HARD-ASS, CRUSTY, FUCKED-UP LIPS 507 00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:03,111 KISSIN' ON HER BODY. 508 00:24:03,111 --> 00:24:05,446 Woman: YEAH, BABY! THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! 509 00:24:05,446 --> 00:24:07,715 TALKIN' ABOUT... 510 00:24:07,715 --> 00:24:10,784 "OUCH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU CUT ME! 511 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:13,654 YOU CUT ME UP." 512 00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:17,058 BUT SOME WOMEN, YOU GOTTA GO TO WORK. 513 00:24:17,058 --> 00:24:20,561 TALKIN' ABOUT... THAT AIN'T GONNA GET IT. 514 00:24:20,561 --> 00:24:24,398 ...THAT AIN'T GON' GET IT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. 515 00:24:24,398 --> 00:24:28,469 RIGHT, BRAH? YOU GOT TO GO... * DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN * 516 00:24:28,469 --> 00:24:31,105 RIGHT? LOOK AT THE LADIES. THEY LOVE IT. 517 00:24:31,105 --> 00:24:33,707 GO ON. HAVE A GOOD LOOK. 518 00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:35,109 YOU GOTTA GO DOWN, MAN. 519 00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:37,111 I DON'T MIND DOIN' IT. I LIKE THAT SHIT, Y'ALL. 520 00:24:37,111 --> 00:24:39,013 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SO GOOD. 521 00:24:39,013 --> 00:24:41,215 I'M MAD I JUST STARTED YESTERDAY. 522 00:24:43,017 --> 00:24:46,587 BUT I TELL YA, IF YOU DO IT, THOUGH, THEY GO OFF, MAN. 523 00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:50,024 IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, THEY BE, "AAH! AAH! AAH!" 524 00:24:50,024 --> 00:24:53,127 THAT MAKE YOU GO OFF. YOU BE LIKE... 525 00:24:53,127 --> 00:24:55,229 RIGHT? AND IF YOU DO IT REAL GOOD, 526 00:24:55,229 --> 00:24:57,465 THEY GRAB YOUR HEAD AND LOOK AT YOU. 527 00:24:57,465 --> 00:25:00,468 "OH, SHIT! WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" 528 00:25:00,468 --> 00:25:03,003 I GOTTA GO NOW. Y'ALL BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE. 529 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:04,772 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOD BLESS YOU. 530 00:25:04,772 --> 00:25:06,840 THAT'S MY BOY. 531 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,009 ALL RIGHT. YAY, TERRY. 532 00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:17,118 Man: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 533 00:25:17,118 --> 00:25:19,120 Jackie: GIVE IT UP FOR THE BROTHER-- 534 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,622 TERRY LUMBAR! 535 00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:27,795 BOOM. RIDE ON THAT. 536 00:25:30,098 --> 00:25:31,999 THANK YOU. LADIES, LADIES. 537 00:25:31,999 --> 00:25:33,267 YOU LIKED THAT, HUH? 538 00:25:33,267 --> 00:25:35,769 I WANNA TALK TO YOU A LITTLE LATER ON. 539 00:25:35,769 --> 00:25:38,339 WHAT'S UP, BOY? YEAH. 540 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:40,941 DID YOU, UH... 541 00:25:40,941 --> 00:25:42,276 I SAW THE SET. 542 00:25:42,276 --> 00:25:44,645 HEY, MAN, IT WAS A GOOD SET, MY BROTHER. 543 00:25:44,645 --> 00:25:48,616 NO, IT WAS A GREAT SET. YOU GETTIN' A LOT STRONGER. 544 00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:51,219 RIGHT THERE, E.T. 545 00:25:51,219 --> 00:25:52,520 OH, MAN, ROACH. 546 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,156 WHAT'D YOU THINK, MAN? I KNOW YOU SAW THE SET. 547 00:25:55,156 --> 00:25:58,692 YOU WAS ALL RIGHT, RIGHT? 548 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,894 BUT THE SOUND SYSTEM WAS KINDA MESSED UP. 549 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,596 I HEARD A LOT OF STATIC, RIGHT? 550 00:26:02,596 --> 00:26:05,766 'CAUSE DUKIE BE BUYING CHEAP EQUIPMENT FROM THE WHITE MAN. 551 00:26:05,766 --> 00:26:08,669 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 552 00:26:08,669 --> 00:26:12,039 OH! YOU BUYIN'. 553 00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:15,209 HI, Y'ALL. HOW'S EVERYBODY DOIN'? 554 00:26:16,277 --> 00:26:18,779 I'M FINE, BUT ROACH WAS SAYIN' SOMETHIN' 555 00:26:18,779 --> 00:26:21,014 ABOUT THE SOUND SYSTEM. 556 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,950 UH, ONLY THAT IT'S FABULOUS 557 00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:27,155 AND THAT WE LOVE PERFORMIN' AND IT'S CHEAP. 558 00:26:27,155 --> 00:26:30,324 AND WE LOVE HAVIN' YA, TOO, ROACH. 559 00:26:30,324 --> 00:26:34,128 TERRY. TERRY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE. 560 00:26:34,128 --> 00:26:36,164 Y'ALL EXCUSE US. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 561 00:26:36,164 --> 00:26:38,098 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 562 00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:40,201 COME ON. RIGHT OVER HERE. 563 00:26:40,201 --> 00:26:41,502 I CAN'T WAIT. 564 00:26:41,502 --> 00:26:43,604 Y'ALL GON' HAVE TO GET OUT OF MY DOORWAY NOW. 565 00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:47,475 MOVE. LET'S MOVE. AHH. HA HA. 566 00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:51,479 OH, TERRY, YOU WERE FABULOUS TONIGHT, BABY. 567 00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:53,914 THANK YOU, RUBE. I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT. 568 00:26:53,914 --> 00:26:55,349 I DID. 569 00:26:55,349 --> 00:26:57,785 THAT CALL WITH DUKIE WAS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE. 570 00:26:57,785 --> 00:26:59,153 I KEEP TELLIN' YOU, 571 00:26:59,153 --> 00:27:00,621 DUKIE DON'T CARE NOTHIN' ABOUT ME. 572 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,590 AND I KEEP TELLIN' YOU... 573 00:27:02,590 --> 00:27:05,125 WHAT 574 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,294 I DO. 575 00:27:06,294 --> 00:27:09,463 OHH. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 576 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:12,099 YOU TALK TO HIM ABOUT GETTIN' ME MORE SPOTS YET? 577 00:27:12,099 --> 00:27:14,168 WILL I BE SEEIN' A LITTLE BIT MORE OF YOU? 578 00:27:14,168 --> 00:27:16,837 SPOTS? AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. 579 00:27:16,837 --> 00:27:18,372 HA HA. IN THAT CASE, 580 00:27:18,372 --> 00:27:21,742 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THOSE SPOTS RIGHT NOW. 581 00:27:21,742 --> 00:27:24,077 THANK YOU, BABY. 582 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,079 DON'T GO TOO FAR NOW. HA HA HA HA. 583 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:27,748 HA HA HA HA. 584 00:27:27,748 --> 00:27:29,717 AH HA HA HA. 585 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:34,422 WHOA. 586 00:27:37,591 --> 00:27:40,428 HA HA HA HA. 587 00:27:40,428 --> 00:27:42,563 ...BABY. 588 00:27:44,298 --> 00:27:46,166 * MM * 589 00:27:49,403 --> 00:27:51,472 * WELL, WELL, WELL * 590 00:27:53,441 --> 00:27:55,676 * OOH * 591 00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:57,278 HI. 592 00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:58,846 HI. 593 00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:03,217 OH, PINCH ME SO I REALLY KNOW IT'S YOU. 594 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:16,430 WELL, I'M HERE, 595 00:28:16,430 --> 00:28:18,732 AND IT'S WAY PAST MY BEDTIME. 596 00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:21,269 AH. YEAH. 597 00:28:21,269 --> 00:28:22,536 EXPLAIN THAT. 598 00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:25,306 HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN FEELINGS? 599 00:28:25,306 --> 00:28:28,309 DOES IT FEEL GOOD? 600 00:28:28,309 --> 00:28:30,378 YEAH. YEAH. 601 00:28:30,378 --> 00:28:33,414 IT FEELS REAL GOOD TO ME, TOO. 602 00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:39,019 JACKIE... 603 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,924 UH, YOU, UH, YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ME 604 00:28:43,924 --> 00:28:45,726 MM-HMM, YES, I AM. 605 00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:49,497 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR WORK 606 00:28:49,497 --> 00:28:52,733 AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 607 00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:55,035 EVERYTHING? 608 00:28:55,035 --> 00:28:56,404 Everything. 609 00:28:56,404 --> 00:28:59,307 UM, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY DATE. 610 00:28:59,307 --> 00:29:01,409 THIS IS KIMMIE AND, UH... 611 00:29:01,409 --> 00:29:03,444 MAYBE I SHOULD LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU ALONE. 612 00:29:03,444 --> 00:29:05,078 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 613 00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:07,281 NO, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW THIS WOMAN. 614 00:29:07,281 --> 00:29:08,816 I WANNA BE A COMIC. 615 00:29:08,816 --> 00:29:12,653 LOOK, UH, SEE, I'M HERE WITH MY DATE, ALL RIGHT? 616 00:29:12,653 --> 00:29:14,755 AND I HAVE A SHOW TO DO TONIGHT. 617 00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:17,658 AND IF YOU WANT WORK, YOU SHOULD TALK TO THE OWNER. 618 00:29:17,658 --> 00:29:19,693 WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT, 619 00:29:19,693 --> 00:29:23,397 BUT I'M VERY, VERY PERSISTENT. 620 00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:32,072 IF YOU WANT THIS CHERRY... 621 00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:34,675 COME AND GET IT. 622 00:29:38,979 --> 00:29:40,180 YEAH! 623 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,783 DOES THIS KIND OF THING HAPPEN ALL THE TIME? 624 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:45,419 NO. NO, NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. 625 00:29:45,419 --> 00:29:49,289 NO, NEVER. SEE, LOOK, I HATE CHERRIES. 626 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:50,658 I'LL BET. 627 00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:52,259 NO, NO, KIMMIE, SERIOUSLY. 628 00:29:52,259 --> 00:29:54,462 THIS NEVER HAPPENS. 629 00:29:54,462 --> 00:29:56,163 Woman: HA HA HA HA. 630 00:29:56,163 --> 00:29:58,932 OOH. 631 00:30:00,501 --> 00:30:02,536 HEY, NEVER. 632 00:30:02,536 --> 00:30:04,405 Woman: ARRIVING IN HOLLYWOOD. 633 00:30:04,405 --> 00:30:06,740 ALL OFF FOR HOLLYWOOD. 634 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:15,449 SO, HERE WE ARE IN L.A. YOU GETTIN' OFF HERE? 635 00:30:15,449 --> 00:30:17,918 YEAH, YEAH. THIS IS ME. 636 00:30:17,918 --> 00:30:19,587 HA HA. 637 00:30:19,587 --> 00:30:22,089 * OH, YEAH, ON THE WEST COAST * 638 00:30:22,089 --> 00:30:24,157 * YO, ROB, TELL 'EM WHERE YOU'RE LIVIN' * 639 00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:27,127 * L.A., CITY OF ANGELS, THAT'S WHERE I DWELL * 640 00:30:27,127 --> 00:30:29,430 * WHEN I'M ON THE MIKE, I DO RIGHT WELL * 641 00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:32,032 * ANYWAY, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY TODAY? * 642 00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:33,467 HANDS OFF. 643 00:30:33,467 --> 00:30:35,736 YOU WANNA GET HURT! 644 00:30:35,736 --> 00:30:38,238 I'M GONNA GET YOU LATER. 645 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:41,208 ...SLEEP SOMETIME. COME ON. 646 00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:44,778 * SO I'M TAKIN' OUT M.C.'s ONE BY ONE, ALPHABETICAL * 647 00:30:44,778 --> 00:30:46,647 * TILL IT SEEMS TO BE QUITE PATHETIC * 648 00:30:46,647 --> 00:30:48,649 * BUT IN THAT TIME, IF THEY STILL SURVIVE * 649 00:30:48,649 --> 00:30:51,318 * THEN I HOPE THEY'RE COVERED BY HEALTH OR MEDICAL * 650 00:30:51,318 --> 00:30:52,953 * SEE, IT'S QUITE UNETHICAL * 651 00:30:52,953 --> 00:30:54,455 * TO BUY RHYMES FROM ANOTHER... * 652 00:30:54,455 --> 00:30:57,057 HA HA. HA HA HA HA. 653 00:30:57,057 --> 00:31:01,495 OOH. "555-5948." 654 00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:12,372 HELLO. 655 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:13,741 Man: UH, HELLO. 656 00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:16,477 HELLO. CAN YOU SPEAK UP? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 657 00:31:16,477 --> 00:31:19,647 UH, YEAH. CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR A SECOND? 658 00:31:24,685 --> 00:31:26,854 TOO SLICK FOR HOLLYWOOD. 659 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:33,060 OH, BOY, CAR PHONES CAN BE SUCH A HEADACHE, CAN'T THEY? 660 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:35,429 LISTEN, I'M DRIVIN' PAST THE BUS STATION IN HOLLYWOOD. 661 00:31:35,429 --> 00:31:38,165 I WAS WONDERIN' IF YOU COULD GIVE ME DIRECTIONS TO THE CLUB, 662 00:31:38,165 --> 00:31:41,068 'CAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO AUDITION TONIGHT. 663 00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:43,937 YES. 664 00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:45,573 AHH. 665 00:31:45,573 --> 00:31:48,776 MM, YES. THEY'LL MELT FOR THIS. 666 00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:50,878 LET ME CALL MY LADY. 667 00:31:58,552 --> 00:32:01,589 HELLO. DUKIE'S NO FUNNY-ASS COMEDY CLUB. 668 00:32:01,589 --> 00:32:03,390 Bigg: IS MY WOMAN THERE? 669 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:04,592 YOUR WHO? 670 00:32:04,592 --> 00:32:06,594 DON'T PLAY WITH ME. YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS. 671 00:32:06,594 --> 00:32:08,028 PUT HER ON. 672 00:32:08,028 --> 00:32:09,296 I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS. 673 00:32:09,296 --> 00:32:12,165 THERE'S 400 PEOPLE DOWN HERE. 350 OF THEM IS UGLY. 674 00:32:12,165 --> 00:32:13,767 IS SHE UGLY? 675 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:16,737 I DON'T PLAY THAT. PUT MY WOMAN ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW. 676 00:32:16,737 --> 00:32:19,673 THIS IS SOME PRANK-ASS CALL. 677 00:32:19,673 --> 00:32:21,141 WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 678 00:32:21,141 --> 00:32:23,544 YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. 679 00:32:23,544 --> 00:32:25,513 WHY YOU WANNA DO THAT-- PISS ME OFF? 680 00:32:25,513 --> 00:32:26,880 AAH! 681 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,949 I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER 682 00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:31,118 AND PLEASE WELCOME ALL THE WAY FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA-- 683 00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:34,522 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANTONIO! ANTONIO! 684 00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,001 Woman: ANTONIO! 685 00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:50,671 OH! COME ON! 686 00:32:53,874 --> 00:32:54,708 YES. 687 00:32:56,043 --> 00:32:57,244 HOW YOU DOIN'?! 688 00:32:57,244 --> 00:32:59,647 THANK YOU. 689 00:32:59,647 --> 00:33:02,115 ALL RIGHT. WILD WOMEN SITTIN' OVER THERE. 690 00:33:02,115 --> 00:33:04,117 ALWAYS GET THEM WILD WOMEN IN THE CLUB. 691 00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:06,587 THEM THE KINDA WOMEN YOU TAKE TO A REALLY NICE RESTAURANT, 692 00:33:06,587 --> 00:33:08,756 AND THEY WALK IN LIKE THIS. 693 00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:15,028 "THEY GOT NACHOS IN HERE? I WANT SOME NACHOS." 694 00:33:15,028 --> 00:33:17,798 IT'S GOOD TO SEE SOME NICE SMILES ON WOMEN, THOUGH. 695 00:33:17,798 --> 00:33:20,734 I WENT OUT TO A CLUB LAST NIGHT, ASKED THIS WOMAN TO DANCE. 696 00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:22,770 I SAID, "EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?" 697 00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:24,371 SHE SAID, "NO! NO, STUPID. 698 00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:27,975 I'M LOOKIN' FOR SOMEBODY TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET. CAN YOU?" 699 00:33:27,975 --> 00:33:30,210 YEAH, BITCH. 700 00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:33,213 I SAID, "D.J., YOU WANNA PLAY GET ON UP FOR HER, PLEASE? 701 00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:35,916 AFTER THAT, PLAY I GOT A NEW ATTITUDE." 702 00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:38,285 ARE MY EYES ALL RED? I CAN'T GET NO SLEEP. 703 00:33:38,285 --> 00:33:40,754 MY ROOMMATE, EVERY TIME HE MAKE LOVE TO HIS GIRLFRIEND, 704 00:33:40,754 --> 00:33:43,490 I SWEAR SHE SOUND JUST LIKE AN AMBULANCE. 705 00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:47,260 SHE'S LIKE, "OH! OH! OH! OH..." 706 00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:55,636 SHIT, I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW, CARS HAD PULLED OVER. 707 00:33:55,636 --> 00:33:57,838 "I HEAR IT. I JUST DON'T SEE IT." 708 00:34:00,507 --> 00:34:03,210 YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCARIEST THING WHEN YOU MAKIN' LOVE IS? 709 00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:04,311 "I'M ALMOST THERE." 710 00:34:04,311 --> 00:34:06,313 WHEN A WOMAN SAYS THAT, IT'S LIKE, "OH, SHIT." 711 00:34:06,313 --> 00:34:08,982 THAT MEANS YOU KNOW YOU GOT TWO MORE HOURS TO GO. 712 00:34:08,982 --> 00:34:11,351 "THAT'S IT. I'M ALMOST THERE. KEEP GOIN', FASTER. 713 00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:13,353 "COME ON, THAT'S IT. I'M ALMOST THERE. 714 00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:15,355 "THAT'S IT--FASTER. GO, GO, BABY. HERE IT IS. 715 00:34:15,355 --> 00:34:18,826 I'M ALMOST--THIS IS IT. HERE IT IS--NO, THAT'S NOT IT." 716 00:34:18,826 --> 00:34:21,194 "SHIT! WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOIN'? SHIT. 717 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:23,396 "I'M GOIN' TO THE KITCHEN AND GET ME SOME GATORADE. 718 00:34:23,396 --> 00:34:24,998 AIN'T GONNA KILL MY ASS." 719 00:34:24,998 --> 00:34:28,168 YOU WAITIN' FOR THAT OXYGEN MASK TO DROP DOWN. 720 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:31,138 WOMEN COMPLAIN, ALWAYS COMPLAIN 721 00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:33,173 THAT MEN FALL ASLEEP AFTER THEY MAKE LOVE. 722 00:34:33,173 --> 00:34:35,042 DON'T YOU, LADIES, COMPLAIN THAT? 723 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,778 THAT'S A COMPLIMENT TO YOU WHEN MEN FALL ASLEEP AFTER. 724 00:34:37,778 --> 00:34:40,013 THINK ABOUT IT--IF YOU MADE LOVE TO YOUR MAN, 725 00:34:40,013 --> 00:34:42,515 HE WENT OUT AND WASHED HIS TRUCK, SOMETHIN' WRONG. 726 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:47,020 "GO OUT AND WASH THE TRUCK NOW, BABY. THANK YOU." 727 00:34:51,024 --> 00:34:53,560 I SAID IT ONCE, CALLED MY EX-GIRLFRIEND A BITCH. 728 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,263 I DIDN'T SAY IT TO HER FACE. I WASN'T THAT MAN ENOUGH. 729 00:34:56,263 --> 00:34:59,032 I MUMBLED IT. SHE PICKED IT UP WITH THAT WOMAN HEARIN'. 730 00:34:59,032 --> 00:35:01,601 I WAS IN THE BASEMENT, SAID, "SHUT UP, BITCH." 731 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:04,204 ( imitates electronic beeping ) 732 00:35:04,204 --> 00:35:07,107 SHE TURNED INTO THE EXORCIST. IT WAS LIKE... 733 00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:09,342 "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME, MOTHERFUCKER?" 734 00:35:11,144 --> 00:35:12,445 THANK YOU, GUYS. 735 00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,586 ALL RIGHT, PICK UP THESE WINGS. 736 00:35:19,586 --> 00:35:22,622 HERE YOU GO, DARLING. 737 00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:24,157 MMM, THANK YOU. 738 00:35:24,157 --> 00:35:27,227 YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'? I JUST HAD A REVELATION. 739 00:35:27,227 --> 00:35:31,064 WHAT ABOUT IF PEOPLE ATE PEOPLE LIKE WE EAT ANIMALS? 740 00:35:31,064 --> 00:35:33,166 I THINK THAT'D BE TERRIBLE. 741 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:34,367 YEAH. 742 00:35:34,367 --> 00:35:37,137 ANIMALS LOVE THEY CHILDREN LIKE WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN. 743 00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:39,372 I THINK THEY LOVE 'EM A LITTLE MORE 744 00:35:39,372 --> 00:35:41,141 'CAUSE THEY NOT ON WELFARE. 745 00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:44,111 I THINK THAT'D BE A BITCH IF WE GO INTO A NIGHTCLUB 746 00:35:44,111 --> 00:35:46,780 AND YOU'D ASK THE WAITER-- SAY, "PARDON ME, WAITER, 747 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:48,949 "CAN I HAVE SOME TITTY AND RICE, 748 00:35:48,949 --> 00:35:50,784 A LITTLE EXTRA ORDER OF TITTY?" 749 00:35:50,784 --> 00:35:52,986 OR YOU GO TO A BUFFET-- 750 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:55,155 BE A BIG NIGGER LAYIN' ON THE TABLE 751 00:35:55,155 --> 00:35:57,958 WITH POTATOES AND GRAINS ALL AROUND HIS ASS. 752 00:35:57,958 --> 00:35:59,860 I'D PROBABLY BE A VEGETARIAN. 753 00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:01,862 YOU AND ME BOTH. 754 00:36:01,862 --> 00:36:03,864 YEAH, BUT IT WOULD BE BAD, THOUGH, 755 00:36:03,864 --> 00:36:05,733 WHEN THEY WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET. 756 00:36:05,733 --> 00:36:07,234 "PARDON ME, BUTCHER, 757 00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:09,369 "CAN I HAVE ONE OF THOSE PUSSIES OVER THERE IN THE CORNER? 758 00:36:09,369 --> 00:36:12,372 "YES, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. YEAH. NO, DON'T WRAP IT UP. 759 00:36:12,372 --> 00:36:14,041 I'LL EAT IT HERE." 760 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,275 RUDY. 761 00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:17,310 YOU WANNA STEP IT UP ON THEM ORDERS? 762 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:19,579 YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE GET ABOUT THEIR FOOD. 763 00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:21,048 THERE YOU GO. 764 00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:23,751 LISTEN, I'M PEOPLE. 765 00:36:23,751 --> 00:36:25,953 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM 766 00:36:25,953 --> 00:36:28,922 RUDY RAE, IF YOU WASN'T MY MAMA'S SECOND COUSIN, 767 00:36:28,922 --> 00:36:30,557 YOU'D BE OUTTA HERE. 768 00:36:30,557 --> 00:36:32,659 YOU OUGHT TO BE GLAD YOU GOT A JOB. 769 00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:35,763 NO, I WAS MAKIN' MORE MONEY WHEN I WAS ROBBIN' AND STEALIN' 770 00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:38,598 AND PLUS THE HOURS WAS SHORTER. 771 00:36:38,598 --> 00:36:41,902 I NEVER DID LIKE YOUR MAMA AND ALL YOUR DOG-ASS COUSINS. 772 00:36:41,902 --> 00:36:44,004 I DON'T EVEN THINK I'M NO KIN TO Y'ALL. 773 00:36:44,004 --> 00:36:45,739 I DON'T LOOK LIKE Y'ALL. 774 00:36:45,739 --> 00:36:47,741 YOU GOT ME IN THIS OLD RAGGEDY-ASS KITCHEN... 775 00:36:47,741 --> 00:36:50,710 WHY ME MAMA, WHY ME? 776 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:52,679 ...I DONE FUCKED UP MY LAST PAIR OF SHOES. 777 00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:55,415 SHIT ALL AROUND. Y'ALL WON'T CLEAN UP A GODDAMNED THING. 778 00:36:55,415 --> 00:36:58,418 LIKE YOU GOT SHOES. YOU AIN'T GOT BUT ONE PAIR-- 779 00:36:58,418 --> 00:37:01,021 THEM RAGGEDY GOODWILLS YOU GOT ON YOUR FEET. 780 00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:03,023 Aretha: THE FOOD SURE IS BETTER 781 00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:04,557 SINCE RUDY RAE GOT HERE. 782 00:37:04,557 --> 00:37:06,659 I BETTER GET A RAISE, TOO, 'CAUSE THAT'S ANOTHER THING. 783 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:10,163 IF I DON'T, I'M GONNA RAISE MY ASS ON OUTTA HERE, TOO. 784 00:37:10,163 --> 00:37:14,234 OOH, I TAKE PRIDE IN MY KITCHEN, 785 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:18,038 AND THE RULE IS STRAY CATS CAN'T EAT IN HERE. 786 00:37:18,038 --> 00:37:20,207 YOU BETTER ASK DUKIE WHO I AM. 787 00:37:20,207 --> 00:37:22,409 YOU 'BOUT TO WORK ON MY NERVES. 788 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:24,511 I'M SICK OF DUKIE MAKIN' EXCEPTIONS FOR YOU. 789 00:37:24,511 --> 00:37:27,714 DUKIE AIN'T GOT TO MAKE NO EXCEPTIONS FOR ME. 790 00:37:27,714 --> 00:37:28,982 HE KNOWS THAT. 791 00:37:28,982 --> 00:37:30,851 HE'S THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE. 792 00:37:30,851 --> 00:37:32,485 WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT NOW? 793 00:37:32,485 --> 00:37:34,988 I'M HERE BECAUSE OF WHAT I DO FOR DUKIE 794 00:37:34,988 --> 00:37:37,024 AND WHAT DUKIE DOES FOR ME. 795 00:37:37,024 --> 00:37:40,560 WHAT WE DO TO AND FOR EACH OTHER, WE DO REAL GOOD. 796 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,964 AH HA HA HA HA! YOU KNOW WHAT? 797 00:37:43,964 --> 00:37:46,466 I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WAS FUNNY TILL JUST NOW. 798 00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:49,202 HA HA HA HA. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE DAMN THING. 799 00:37:49,202 --> 00:37:51,271 THERE AIN'T BUT ONE WOMAN IN THIS WORLD 800 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:54,808 WHO MEAN A DAMN THING TO DUKIE--ONE WOMAN. 801 00:37:54,808 --> 00:37:56,076 YOU GOT THAT? 802 00:37:56,076 --> 00:37:59,046 THE ONE WOMAN--THE WOMAN WHO MAKES THE MONEY 803 00:37:59,046 --> 00:38:01,048 AND THE HEIFER WHO SPENDS IT. 804 00:38:01,048 --> 00:38:03,083 YOU GONNA MAKE ME HURT YOU. 805 00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:05,853 GET THE HELL OUT MY KITCHEN RIGHT NOW. 806 00:38:05,853 --> 00:38:08,521 WHY DON'T YOU WADDLE OUT AND LOOK IN THAT BOX? 807 00:38:08,521 --> 00:38:11,091 IF MY PICTURE IS STILL THERE AND YOURS NOT, 808 00:38:11,091 --> 00:38:13,393 I WILL EAT ANYWHERE I WANT TO. 809 00:38:13,393 --> 00:38:15,695 I WILL EAT ON THE STAGE IF I FEEL LIKE IT. 810 00:38:15,695 --> 00:38:19,599 GET OUT OF MY FACE WHILE I'M TRYIN' TO FINISH MY CHICKEN. 811 00:38:19,599 --> 00:38:21,134 YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. I DID. 812 00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:23,070 MM-MMM. MM-HMM. 813 00:38:23,070 --> 00:38:26,173 YOU AIN'T HEARD THE LAST WORD ON THIS, YOU VAUDEVILLE WITCH! 814 00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:27,807 YOU PREHISTORIC HO. 815 00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:30,043 I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS. I OWN THIS PLACE. 816 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:31,744 YOU OWN AN ATTITUDE. 817 00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:33,914 YOU ALMOST MADE ME SWEAT. WHERE'S DUKIE? 818 00:38:33,914 --> 00:38:37,017 YOU NEEDS TO SWEAT. GO GET DUKIE. 819 00:38:37,017 --> 00:38:40,053 WHERE'S DUKIE? WHERE IS DUKIE? 820 00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:42,722 THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH THESE UGLY PEOPLE ROUND HERE. 821 00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:46,393 THEY CAUSIN' ALL THE PROBLEMS. THEY MAD 'CAUSE THEY UGLY. 822 00:38:46,393 --> 00:38:49,196 IT OUGHTA BE A LAW AGAINST TWO UGLY PEOPLE FUCKIN' 823 00:38:49,196 --> 00:38:52,032 'CAUSE THEY'LL BRING ANOTHER UGLY PERSON IN THE WORLD. 824 00:38:52,032 --> 00:38:55,168 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, FOLLOW A UGLY PERSON HOME. 825 00:38:55,168 --> 00:38:57,404 SOMEBODY UGLY GONNA OPEN THE DOOR 826 00:38:57,404 --> 00:38:59,439 OR EITHER WON'T NOBODY OPEN THE DOOR 827 00:38:59,439 --> 00:39:02,809 BECAUSE DON'T NOBODY WANNA LIVE WITH A UGLY MOTHERFUCKER. 828 00:39:02,809 --> 00:39:05,445 RUDY. 829 00:39:08,115 --> 00:39:10,383 YES, YOU GONNA GIVE ME SOME MONEY 830 00:39:10,383 --> 00:39:13,353 AND YOU GONNA GIVE ME MORE TIME. HA HA. 831 00:39:14,654 --> 00:39:15,722 WHO IS IT? 832 00:39:15,722 --> 00:39:16,890 Terry: TERRY. 833 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:18,358 COME IN. 834 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:20,627 HEY, UH--OH! 835 00:39:20,627 --> 00:39:21,694 TERRY, COME HERE. 836 00:39:21,694 --> 00:39:23,430 LOOK, LOOK, 837 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:26,199 I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN', MR. SINCLAIR, ALL RIGHT? 838 00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:28,902 I JUST CAME IN HERE TO GET THE MONEY FOR MY PHONE. 839 00:39:28,902 --> 00:39:32,172 SURE I DON'T HAVE NO REASON TO SHOOT YOUR LITTLE BLACK ASS? 840 00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:34,741 LISTEN, MAN, I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'. 841 00:39:34,741 --> 00:39:36,576 OHH... 842 00:39:36,576 --> 00:39:38,778 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT'S WITH THE GUN, ANYWAY? 843 00:39:38,778 --> 00:39:41,848 IT'S MY JUDGE AND MY JURY. 844 00:39:41,848 --> 00:39:44,251 SOMEBODY MIGHT TRY TO ROB ME. 845 00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:47,054 SOMEBODY MIGHT TRY TO BREAK IN MY HOUSE. 846 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:49,089 I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO SHOOT SOMEBODY 847 00:39:49,089 --> 00:39:51,691 FOR TRYIN' TO STEAL MY WIFE AGAINST HER WILL. 848 00:39:51,691 --> 00:39:53,660 OHH! 849 00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:55,996 OH, DAMN. 850 00:39:55,996 --> 00:40:00,067 WHY, MAN, WHY? 851 00:40:02,869 --> 00:40:04,972 MAN, I AIN'T DEAD. 852 00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:06,839 I'M JUST CLEANIN' THE MOTHERFUCKER, BOY! 853 00:40:06,839 --> 00:40:11,111 OH, LORD! SOMEBODY GET ME THE NUMBER FOR 9-1-1! 854 00:40:11,111 --> 00:40:12,412 RUBY LIN, SHUT UP. 855 00:40:12,412 --> 00:40:14,481 EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT IN HERE. 856 00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:16,883 YEAH, MRS. SINCLAIR, EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT. 857 00:40:16,883 --> 00:40:18,151 EVERYTHING-- THAT'S MY BOY. 858 00:40:18,151 --> 00:40:21,088 EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT, OKAY? 859 00:40:21,088 --> 00:40:23,090 OKAY. YOU DIDN'T TRY TO KILL HIM? 860 00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:24,657 TERRY'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME. 861 00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:26,359 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 862 00:40:26,359 --> 00:40:28,895 ASK HIM FOR SOME MORE SPOTS. 863 00:40:28,895 --> 00:40:33,200 UM, MR. SINCLAIR, YOU THINK I COULD GET SOME MORE SPOTS? 864 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,767 RUBY LIN MENTIONED THAT. 865 00:40:34,767 --> 00:40:37,537 YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE MORE SPOTS. YOU WERE FUNNY TONIGHT. 866 00:40:37,537 --> 00:40:38,571 THANK YOU. 867 00:40:38,571 --> 00:40:41,141 FRANKLY, I HAVEN'T SEEN MY WIFE 868 00:40:41,141 --> 00:40:44,644 THIS EXCITED ABOUT ANYBODY IN A LONG TIME. 869 00:40:44,644 --> 00:40:47,014 REALLY? WOW. 870 00:40:47,014 --> 00:40:51,451 MM-HMM. LONG, LONG, LONG TIME. 871 00:40:51,451 --> 00:40:54,287 SHIT HAD ME THINKIN' FOR A WHILE. 872 00:40:54,287 --> 00:40:56,356 UM, UM, THANK YOU FOR THE SPOTS. 873 00:40:56,356 --> 00:40:59,859 I AIN'T GONNA LIE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 874 00:40:59,859 --> 00:41:02,362 MR. SINCLAIR, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER 875 00:41:02,362 --> 00:41:04,597 ABOUT THE PHONE MONEY, REMEMBER? 876 00:41:04,597 --> 00:41:06,333 YO, BANG! GOTCHA. 877 00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:08,068 TERRY, BEFORE YOU LEAVE, 878 00:41:08,068 --> 00:41:09,869 I WANT YOU TO CHECK WITH ME. 879 00:41:09,869 --> 00:41:12,472 I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOME NOTES ON YOUR ROUTINE. 880 00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:14,674 I'M GONNA WATCH SOME MORE COMICS. 881 00:41:14,674 --> 00:41:16,143 I'LL BE IN THE CLUB. 882 00:41:16,143 --> 00:41:17,810 OKAY. BANG! 883 00:41:17,810 --> 00:41:21,181 MY MAN, YO, LET'S DO SOME DRINK... 884 00:41:21,181 --> 00:41:23,516 BYE, NOW. 885 00:41:23,516 --> 00:41:24,984 HA HA HA HA. 886 00:41:24,984 --> 00:41:30,290 AHEM. AH HA HA HA! 887 00:41:31,524 --> 00:41:32,692 OHH. 888 00:41:36,029 --> 00:41:37,630 PHEW. 889 00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:39,399 GOT THOSE SPOTS. 890 00:41:40,733 --> 00:41:43,803 WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON WITH YOU AND THAT LITTLE YOUNG BOY? 891 00:41:43,803 --> 00:41:45,405 BE REAL FOR A MINUTE. I AM-- 892 00:41:45,405 --> 00:41:48,608 REAL INTERESTED IN FINDIN' OUT WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON! 893 00:41:48,608 --> 00:41:50,977 AH HA HA! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON? 894 00:41:50,977 --> 00:41:53,180 WHAT'S GOIN' ON IS I'M SICK AND TIRED 895 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,248 OF THAT SILLY SLUT WITH HER NAME 896 00:41:55,248 --> 00:41:57,184 ON THE OUTSIDE OF OUR BUILDIN' 897 00:41:57,184 --> 00:42:00,053 DISRESPECTIN' ME-- THAT'S WHAT'S GOIN' ON. 898 00:42:00,053 --> 00:42:01,688 WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 899 00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:02,855 I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ARETHA. 900 00:42:02,855 --> 00:42:05,658 CUSS HER ASS OUT, LET HER KNOW WHO I AM AROUND HERE 901 00:42:05,658 --> 00:42:08,095 BEFORE I HAVE TO PUT A FIX ON BOTH OF Y'ALL. 902 00:42:08,095 --> 00:42:11,598 BABY, IT AIN'T THAT EASY. 903 00:42:11,598 --> 00:42:13,166 SHE'S OUR CASH DRAW. 904 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:15,068 YOU OUGHTA NEVER LET ANOTHER WOMAN 905 00:42:15,068 --> 00:42:16,969 GET CONTROL OVER YOUR MIND, UNLESS-- 906 00:42:16,969 --> 00:42:18,338 UNLESS-- 907 00:42:18,338 --> 00:42:23,643 UH-OH! UH-OH! DUKIE, ARE YOU BOINKIN' ARETHA?! 908 00:42:25,345 --> 00:42:28,248 NO! IT'S STRICTLY BUSINESS! 909 00:42:28,248 --> 00:42:29,682 WELL, THEN-- THEN I-- 910 00:42:29,682 --> 00:42:32,185 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, RUBY LIN, 911 00:42:32,185 --> 00:42:35,255 I'LL GO TELL ARETHA AND TALK TO HER, ALL RIGHT? 912 00:42:35,255 --> 00:42:37,290 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU SEE IT MY WAY. 913 00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:39,526 I DON'T SEE IT YOUR WAY. 914 00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:44,164 DAMN DUKIE. 915 00:42:44,164 --> 00:42:46,499 ARETHA DON'T HAVE NO CLASS. 916 00:42:56,176 --> 00:42:58,178 ARETHA, CAN I TALK TO YOU A MINUTE? 917 00:42:58,178 --> 00:43:01,148 THAT'S MY MR. BOSS MAN. 918 00:43:01,148 --> 00:43:03,250 ARETHA, I HATE TO BRING THIS UP-- 919 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:05,618 UH-OH. I NEVER SAW THIS FACE BEFORE. 920 00:43:05,618 --> 00:43:06,586 IT'S RUBY LIN. 921 00:43:06,586 --> 00:43:08,521 YOU GOT TO BE MARRIED TO HER, 922 00:43:08,521 --> 00:43:10,723 BUT YOU TELL THAT INGROWN TOENAIL OF YOURS 923 00:43:10,723 --> 00:43:12,325 TO STAY AWAY FROM ME. 924 00:43:12,325 --> 00:43:15,061 HOW CAN I? RUBY LIN OWN HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN, 925 00:43:15,061 --> 00:43:16,463 INCLUDIN' THIS CLUB. 926 00:43:16,463 --> 00:43:18,998 OLD THUNDERBUNS DOES NOT OWN HALF OF ME. 927 00:43:18,998 --> 00:43:21,268 I AM HERE FOR YOU AND YOU ONLY. 928 00:43:21,268 --> 00:43:23,170 FOR ME? ONLY ME? 929 00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:24,937 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT? 930 00:43:24,937 --> 00:43:26,406 JUST WHAT I SAID. 931 00:43:26,406 --> 00:43:28,741 WE MET TWO YEARS AGO. IT WAS LIKE MAGIC. 932 00:43:28,741 --> 00:43:31,711 I KNEW WE WERE GONNA BE TOGETHER A LONG, LONG TIME. 933 00:43:31,711 --> 00:43:34,481 YOU DID. LONG TIME? I MEAN, LONG, LONG TIME? 934 00:43:34,481 --> 00:43:36,216 HOW DID YOU KNOW, BABY? 935 00:43:36,216 --> 00:43:37,817 I KNOW IT'S BEEN HARD. 936 00:43:37,817 --> 00:43:39,085 IT STILL IS. 937 00:43:39,085 --> 00:43:40,620 BUT IT'S BEEN SWEET. 938 00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:43,490 YOU BEEN REAL GOOD TO ME UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 939 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:45,958 I'VE BEEN AS GOOD AS I COULD. 940 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:48,895 I MEAN, WE NOT MARRIED, BUT WE'RE PARTNERS. 941 00:43:48,895 --> 00:43:51,664 LIKE, YOU AND RUBY LIN ARE TIED, TIED, TIED TOGETHER, 942 00:43:51,664 --> 00:43:54,033 BUT ME AND YOU, WE LIKE, TIED. 943 00:43:54,033 --> 00:43:55,268 WELL, KINDA TIED. 944 00:43:55,268 --> 00:43:57,570 YOU'RE TRYIN' TO MESS WITH MY HEAD. 945 00:43:57,570 --> 00:43:59,772 LOOK, YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE PARTNER 946 00:43:59,772 --> 00:44:01,974 IF ONE PARTNER DOES A THING BETTER 947 00:44:01,974 --> 00:44:03,776 THAN ANOTHER PARTNER DOES A THING. 948 00:44:03,776 --> 00:44:07,514 OH, YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT. I DIG THAT, UH-HUH. 949 00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:11,718 DUKIE, YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN WHAT I LIKE--A MAN, 950 00:44:11,718 --> 00:44:13,953 A REAL STRONG MAN. 951 00:44:13,953 --> 00:44:15,955 HELLO. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 952 00:44:15,955 --> 00:44:17,790 YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME NOW, BABY. 953 00:44:17,790 --> 00:44:20,860 YOU JUST THINK ABOUT ME AND YOU AND OUR BANK ACCOUNTS. 954 00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:24,797 WE ARE GOING TO GROW RICH AND OLD TOGETHER. 955 00:44:24,797 --> 00:44:26,065 YES, WE ARE. 956 00:44:26,065 --> 00:44:27,467 RUBY LIN WILL SURVIVE. 957 00:44:27,467 --> 00:44:29,402 YOU PUT HER OUT OF YOUR MIND 958 00:44:29,402 --> 00:44:31,704 AND CONCENTRATE ON OUR SUCCESS. 959 00:44:31,704 --> 00:44:35,275 DUKIE, YOU ARE THE MAN, THE MAIN MAN. 960 00:44:35,275 --> 00:44:37,510 YOU GOT THAT? THE MAN. 961 00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:39,746 YES, I'M THE MAN. I'M THE MAN. 962 00:44:39,746 --> 00:44:41,381 I FEEL IT, I FEEL IT. 963 00:44:41,381 --> 00:44:43,383 ALL THROUGH MY BONES, I'M THE MAN. 964 00:44:43,383 --> 00:44:45,418 YOU TAKE CARE OF THAT BEIN' FUNNY THING, 965 00:44:45,418 --> 00:44:47,420 AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST. 966 00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:49,155 I'M THE MAN. 967 00:44:49,155 --> 00:44:50,623 I FEEL LIKE A BLACK JOHN WAYNE. 968 00:44:50,623 --> 00:44:53,926 GO GET 'EM, COWBOY! I MEAN, COWMAN. 969 00:44:55,895 --> 00:44:57,830 "COWMAN"? 970 00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:02,402 ...YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT ME NO MORE? 971 00:45:02,402 --> 00:45:04,437 I'M OUT HERE CHEATIN' ON MY HUSBAND 972 00:45:04,437 --> 00:45:06,473 AND NOW YOU GONNA TALK SOME AMNESIA SHIT? 973 00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:09,108 OH, NO, UNH-UNH. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 974 00:45:09,108 --> 00:45:10,710 RU, RU, RUBE, RUBE! 975 00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:13,179 DON'T MAKE ME GET PHYSICAL ON YOU. HUH? 976 00:45:13,179 --> 00:45:15,482 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT, BABY. 977 00:45:15,482 --> 00:45:18,217 BUT YOU GON' LIVE UP TO YOUR END OF THIS BARGAIN, 978 00:45:18,217 --> 00:45:19,819 MR. LOVE MACHINE. 979 00:45:19,819 --> 00:45:21,554 LOVE? AH HA HA! 980 00:45:21,554 --> 00:45:24,557 WHO THE FUCK SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE? 981 00:45:24,557 --> 00:45:27,226 NAH, NAH. IT WAS BUSINESS. 982 00:45:27,226 --> 00:45:29,662 LET'S SEE NOW, HE SHOT JAMES 983 00:45:29,662 --> 00:45:32,832 'CAUSE HE SAID I SAW HIM THREE TIMES A WEEK... 984 00:45:32,832 --> 00:45:35,368 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHO'S JAMES? 985 00:45:35,368 --> 00:45:37,270 MY LATE HAIRDRESSER. 986 00:45:37,270 --> 00:45:39,706 AH! GOTCHA. 987 00:45:39,706 --> 00:45:42,375 GIRL, YOU KNOW I WAS JUST PLAYIN' WITH YOU. 988 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:44,110 OH, YOU WAS JUST PLAYIN'. 989 00:45:44,110 --> 00:45:46,479 YEAH. HA HA. YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, 990 00:45:46,479 --> 00:45:50,550 SOMETIMES IT JUST GETS A LITTLE NOISY IN THERE. 991 00:45:50,550 --> 00:45:53,753 I DON'T MIND THE NOISE. IT'S THOSE TWO WOMEN. 992 00:45:53,753 --> 00:45:57,490 OH, KIMMIE, COME ON NOW, FORGET ABOUT THEM. 993 00:45:58,358 --> 00:46:01,494 HEY, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW 'EM, I DON'T LIKE 'EM, 994 00:46:01,494 --> 00:46:04,764 AND I HOPE THEY NEVER SHOW UP AGAIN, HMM? 995 00:46:05,998 --> 00:46:08,401 HEY, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU? 996 00:46:08,401 --> 00:46:11,438 HMM 997 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,843 DON'T YOU HAVE TO GET BACK INSIDE FOR THE SHOW? 998 00:46:16,843 --> 00:46:20,012 UM, NO, NO, NOT FOR ANOTHER TEN MINUTES. 999 00:46:20,012 --> 00:46:23,115 LOOK, WHY DON'T WE, UH, SIT IN THE CAR, OKAY? 1000 00:46:23,115 --> 00:46:24,951 OKAY. ALL RIGHT? 1001 00:46:24,951 --> 00:46:26,519 OKAY. 1002 00:46:26,519 --> 00:46:29,422 YEAH, WE CAN SIT IN THE CAR AND, UH... 1003 00:46:29,422 --> 00:46:31,558 MAYBE WE CAN LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC 1004 00:46:31,558 --> 00:46:34,160 AND LOOK AT THE STARS, 1005 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,330 OR... OR WHAT? 1006 00:46:37,330 --> 00:46:39,899 UM...YEAH. 1007 00:46:39,899 --> 00:46:42,268 WE CAN, UM... 1008 00:46:42,268 --> 00:46:44,371 OR MAYBE I CAN JUST INHALE 1009 00:46:44,371 --> 00:46:48,107 SOME MORE OF THAT KILLER PERFUME OF YOURS, HUH? 1010 00:46:49,308 --> 00:46:50,309 MM. 1011 00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:51,310 GET OUT. 1012 00:46:51,310 --> 00:46:53,212 AHH. 1013 00:46:53,212 --> 00:46:55,548 AH. MM. 1014 00:46:59,352 --> 00:47:02,054 MM. 1015 00:47:02,054 --> 00:47:04,223 YES! 1016 00:47:04,223 --> 00:47:05,925 YOU ARE SO SILLY. 1017 00:47:05,925 --> 00:47:07,126 OH, COME ON. 1018 00:47:07,126 --> 00:47:11,030 YOU CALL IT SILLY, CALL IT ANYTHING YOU LIKE, 1019 00:47:11,030 --> 00:47:12,632 BUT IT'S YOU. 1020 00:47:19,071 --> 00:47:21,173 * GIRL, JUST * 1021 00:47:21,173 --> 00:47:24,577 * TURN ME ON * 1022 00:47:24,577 --> 00:47:26,946 * HEE * 1023 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,983 * GIRL, I JUST CAN'T WAIT * 1024 00:47:35,121 --> 00:47:38,391 HERE, HERE. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT, BABY. 1025 00:47:38,391 --> 00:47:39,659 WHAT THE FUCK? 1026 00:47:39,659 --> 00:47:42,562 COME ON, BABY! GIVE ME SOME LOVE. 1027 00:47:42,562 --> 00:47:44,664 HE DON'T WANT SOME TIRED LITTLE BO PEEP. 1028 00:47:44,664 --> 00:47:46,666 HE'S COMIN' TO GET BUSY WITH ME NOW. 1029 00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,000 OPEN THE DOOR, JACKIE! 1030 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,438 BABY, OPEN THE DOOR! GET OUT OF THIS CAR. 1031 00:47:51,438 --> 00:47:53,406 LET'S GET BUSY, BABY. 1032 00:47:53,406 --> 00:47:55,207 YOU GET BUSY SOMEPLACE. 1033 00:47:55,207 --> 00:47:56,643 HEY! HEY! 1034 00:47:56,643 --> 00:47:58,978 I LIKE IT ROUGH. BEAT ME, BABY. 1035 00:47:58,978 --> 00:48:01,548 JACKIE? IT'S ALL RIGHT, OKAY? 1036 00:48:02,982 --> 00:48:04,383 NO, DON'T-- 1037 00:48:04,383 --> 00:48:05,985 DON'T LOOK AT HER. 1038 00:48:05,985 --> 00:48:07,920 JACKIE, JACKIE! COME ON NOW. 1039 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,556 LOOK, BABY! 1040 00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:12,892 HURRY IT UP. YOU'RE MISSIN' IT. 1041 00:48:12,892 --> 00:48:16,863 "WHASSUP" THAT'S HOW YOU GOTTA TALK TO BROTHERS NOW. 1042 00:48:16,863 --> 00:48:19,466 ALL THAT HAND ACTION. "WHAT'S HAPPENIN', MAN?" 1043 00:48:19,466 --> 00:48:22,201 "WE WENT TO MY CRIB, RIGHT? THEN WE CAME BACK, YOU KNOW? 1044 00:48:22,201 --> 00:48:24,571 "THEN SHE CAME TO ME, RIGHT? SHE WAS DRINKIN'. 1045 00:48:24,571 --> 00:48:26,005 SHE WAS DRUNK, RIGHT?" 1046 00:48:26,005 --> 00:48:27,807 "COME ON, WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, MAN? 1047 00:48:27,807 --> 00:48:30,176 "I WENT TO MY CRIB, BACK TO YOUR CRIB, BACK TO MY CRIB. 1048 00:48:30,176 --> 00:48:32,111 WE WENT TO EACH OTHER'S CRIBS, YOU KNOW?" 1049 00:48:32,111 --> 00:48:34,481 BROTHERS TALK LIKE THEY BRINGIN' IN PLANES. 1050 00:48:36,483 --> 00:48:38,885 AFTER A HARD DAY OF BEIN' BLACK, I'M POOPED. 1051 00:48:42,822 --> 00:48:45,625 "BABY, LET'S JUST BE LITHUANIAN TONIGHT, 1052 00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:47,927 'CAUSE, UH, MY ARMS ARE SORE." 1053 00:48:50,463 --> 00:48:54,233 YEAH, THIS IS A NICE CLUB. GOT IT FIXED UP REAL NICE. 1054 00:48:54,233 --> 00:48:56,068 USED TO BE A CHITLIN FACTORY. 1055 00:48:56,068 --> 00:48:59,338 UH, YOU KNOW, I LIKE A CLUB WITH MIRRORS. 1056 00:48:59,338 --> 00:49:01,674 THAT'S WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE MIRRORS IN A CLUB. 1057 00:49:01,674 --> 00:49:03,710 THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE MIRRORS-- I DON'T GET THIS. 1058 00:49:03,710 --> 00:49:06,579 PEOPLE WHO HAVE MIRRORS IN THEIR BEDROOMS 1059 00:49:06,579 --> 00:49:09,015 SO THEY CAN WATCH THEMSELVES HAVIN' SEX. 1060 00:49:09,015 --> 00:49:10,349 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 1061 00:49:10,349 --> 00:49:12,819 ARE YOU SO VAIN THAT YOU GOT TO CHECK YOURSELF OUT 1062 00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:14,954 WHILE YOU'RE LIKE... 1063 00:49:17,089 --> 00:49:18,625 "HEY!" 1064 00:49:25,565 --> 00:49:27,233 "I'M PRETTY GOOD." 1065 00:49:27,233 --> 00:49:28,835 Man: WHOO-HOO! 1066 00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:32,839 MAN, SO...GLAD TO BE HERE AT DUKIE'S. 1067 00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:37,243 I DON'T KNOW WHY A GROWN MAN WOULD NAME HIMSELF DUKIE. 1068 00:49:37,243 --> 00:49:39,512 YOU KNOW, I GUESS SOMEBODY TOLD HIM, 1069 00:49:39,512 --> 00:49:42,248 "HEY, MAN, YOU FULL OF SHIT. YES, YOU ARE." 1070 00:49:44,817 --> 00:49:48,721 "FULL OF SHIT. JUST CALL ME DUKIE. 1071 00:49:48,721 --> 00:49:50,957 THIS IS MY WIFE TURD WIENER." 1072 00:49:50,957 --> 00:49:53,392 Audience: OOH! 1073 00:49:56,696 --> 00:49:58,097 Woman: THAT'S COLD! 1074 00:49:58,097 --> 00:50:00,299 YEAH, I LIKE THE FACT THEY GOT A BLACK CLUB, 1075 00:50:00,299 --> 00:50:03,169 BLACK FOLKS TRYIN' TO GET IT GOIN' ON WITH EACH OTHER. 1076 00:50:03,169 --> 00:50:05,004 YOU KNOW, THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT? 1077 00:50:05,004 --> 00:50:07,506 'CAUSE YOU DON'T SEE TOO MANY POSITIVE IMAGES OF BLACK PEOPLE, 1078 00:50:07,506 --> 00:50:08,775 ESPECIALLY ON TV. 1079 00:50:08,775 --> 00:50:10,777 ONLY TIME YOU SEE BLACK FOLKS ON TV 1080 00:50:10,777 --> 00:50:12,879 IS, LIKE, ON THE 10:00 NEWS 1081 00:50:12,879 --> 00:50:16,749 WALKIN' LIKE THIS TO THE SQUAD CAR. 1082 00:50:17,717 --> 00:50:19,451 THE THING I HATE 1083 00:50:19,451 --> 00:50:22,989 IS THAT THEN THE NEWS TRUCK WILL COME TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME 1084 00:50:22,989 --> 00:50:25,758 TO INTERVIEW PEOPLE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED, RIGHT? 1085 00:50:25,758 --> 00:50:28,027 AND IT'LL BE LIKE PLENTY OF WELL-DRESSED, 1086 00:50:28,027 --> 00:50:31,798 WELL-SPOKEN BLACK FOLK STANDIN' AROUND, YOU KNOW, 1087 00:50:31,798 --> 00:50:33,633 WAITIN' TO TELL THE STORY. 1088 00:50:33,633 --> 00:50:35,467 THEY ALWAYS GO RIGHT PAST THEM, 1089 00:50:35,467 --> 00:50:39,772 STRAIGHT TO THE BROTHER WITH THE PINK ROLLERS IN HIS HAIR... 1090 00:50:39,772 --> 00:50:41,941 "YEAH, I SAW THE WHOLE THING, RIGHT? 1091 00:50:41,941 --> 00:50:44,777 "HAPPENED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CRIB, YOU KNOW? 1092 00:50:44,777 --> 00:50:48,514 "WELL, I WAS IN BED WHEN IT HAPPENED, WITH MY WOMAN. 1093 00:50:48,514 --> 00:50:50,482 "WE WAS GETTIN' WITH IT, RIGHT? 1094 00:50:50,482 --> 00:50:53,653 "SO I WAS IN BED WITH MY WOMAN, WE WAS GETTIN' WITH IT, 1095 00:50:53,653 --> 00:50:55,922 "I'M ON TOP, AND SHE START SAYIN', 1096 00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:58,925 "'I SMELL SMOKE! I SMELL SMOKE!' 1097 00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:00,960 "AND I START LAUGHIN', START SAYIN', 1098 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,630 'OH, BABY, I AIN'T GOIN' THAT FAST.'" 1099 00:51:03,630 --> 00:51:07,066 Audience: WHOO! WHOO! 1100 00:51:09,035 --> 00:51:11,170 DOES HE HAVE ANOTHER WOMAN? 1101 00:51:11,170 --> 00:51:12,271 NO! 1102 00:51:13,372 --> 00:51:14,373 TWO. 1103 00:51:14,373 --> 00:51:16,776 TWO? 1104 00:51:16,776 --> 00:51:19,812 HONEY, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. 1105 00:51:19,812 --> 00:51:22,214 NO MAN'S WORTH THAT MUCH TROUBLE. 1106 00:51:22,214 --> 00:51:24,483 HE DOESN'T REALLY KNOW THEM. 1107 00:51:24,483 --> 00:51:26,418 DOES HE CARE ABOUT YOU? 1108 00:51:26,418 --> 00:51:28,988 HE SAYS HE DOES. 1109 00:51:28,988 --> 00:51:30,957 WELL, NOW, IF HE CARES ABOUT YOU 1110 00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:32,692 AND YOU CARE ABOUT HIM, 1111 00:51:32,692 --> 00:51:34,861 AND HE DOESN'T KNOW THEM, 1112 00:51:34,861 --> 00:51:38,765 GIRL, YOU BETTER GET READY TO COMPETE. 1113 00:51:38,765 --> 00:51:40,933 COMPETE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1114 00:51:40,933 --> 00:51:43,035 YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL SISTER. 1115 00:51:43,035 --> 00:51:45,404 PUT IT TO GOOD USE FOR YOURSELF. 1116 00:51:45,404 --> 00:51:46,572 HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU. 1117 00:51:46,572 --> 00:51:48,274 HERE, THIS DRESS. START WITH THIS. 1118 00:51:48,274 --> 00:51:49,709 OOH, THIS'LL NEVER DO. 1119 00:51:51,978 --> 00:51:55,581 OH, MAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 1120 00:51:57,316 --> 00:52:00,352 SON, LET YOUR HEART LEAD THE WAY. 1121 00:52:02,588 --> 00:52:05,124 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN', HONEY. 1122 00:52:05,124 --> 00:52:08,895 YOUR DICK NEED DAILY EXERCISE AND NIGHTLY, TOO. 1123 00:52:08,895 --> 00:52:11,664 A STIFF DICK AIN'T GOT NO CONSCIENCE. 1124 00:52:11,664 --> 00:52:14,100 YOUR DICK GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN. 1125 00:52:30,616 --> 00:52:33,753 OOH, WRONG DOOR. 1126 00:52:40,526 --> 00:52:43,429 SO, DUKIE'S. I LOVE THIS CLUB. THIS IS A NICE CLUB. 1127 00:52:43,429 --> 00:52:46,198 IT'S NOT--THE BEST AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD, THOUGH, 1128 00:52:46,198 --> 00:52:48,701 IS THE APOLLO THEATER IN HARLEM. 1129 00:52:48,701 --> 00:52:52,504 Man: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 1130 00:52:52,504 --> 00:52:54,540 IF YOU DON'T GET BOOED OFF. 1131 00:52:55,908 --> 00:52:57,910 YOU GET BOOED OFF, YOU'D BE LIKE, 1132 00:52:57,910 --> 00:53:00,446 "THEY AIN'T SHIT. THE APOLLO AIN'T SHIT, MAN. 1133 00:53:00,446 --> 00:53:05,051 "NO, NO, WAIT, YOU THINK I'M MAD 'CAUSE THEY BOOED ME OFF? 1134 00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:07,053 "YOU THINK THAT BOTHER-- WAIT. NO, NO. 1135 00:53:07,053 --> 00:53:08,620 "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'. 1136 00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:12,524 "I WAS DOIN' COMEDY LONG BEFORE THE APOLLO, OKAY? 1137 00:53:12,524 --> 00:53:14,326 "AND I'LL BE DOIN' COMEDY 1138 00:53:14,326 --> 00:53:17,864 LONG AFTER THE APOLLO MYSTERIOUSLY BURNS DOWN." 1139 00:53:19,866 --> 00:53:25,037 Man: WHOO! ALL RIGHT. 1140 00:53:25,037 --> 00:53:27,907 BUT I SEE A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL BLACK AFRICAN SISTERS 1141 00:53:27,907 --> 00:53:29,541 IN THE AUDIENCE. 1142 00:53:29,541 --> 00:53:31,077 Woman: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 1143 00:53:31,077 --> 00:53:33,746 YOU STARTED MOVIN' WHEN I SAID THAT, HUH? 1144 00:53:33,746 --> 00:53:36,048 I SWEAR, I WANT A BLACK WOMAN, 1145 00:53:36,048 --> 00:53:37,950 A BEAUTIFUL BLACK AFRICAN PRINCESS 1146 00:53:37,950 --> 00:53:41,620 WITH SOMETHIN' GOIN' ON IN HER HEAD, IN HER MIND. 1147 00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:43,355 PLUS, A BIG-ASS BOOTY. 1148 00:53:45,992 --> 00:53:48,227 NOT THAT BIG, BUT, YOU KNOW. 1149 00:53:49,728 --> 00:53:53,800 CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO DUKIE'S COMEDY CLUB? 1150 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,067 DUKIE'S? DUKIE'S. 1151 00:53:55,067 --> 00:53:58,004 YES, IT'S ABOUT TWO MILES FROM HERE. 1152 00:53:58,004 --> 00:54:00,239 I WOULDN'T TRY TO WALK THERE IF I WAS YOU. 1153 00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,274 IT'S BY NEWBIE'S, NEWBIE'S PLACE. 1154 00:54:02,274 --> 00:54:04,410 THEY HAVE CHICKEN THERE, VERY GOOD CHICKEN. 1155 00:54:04,410 --> 00:54:07,780 YOU GO OUT THE DRIVEWAY, YOU TAKE YOUR SECOND RIGHT, 1156 00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:09,782 AND THEN YOU COME TO A SHOPPIN' CENTER. 1157 00:54:09,782 --> 00:54:11,217 IT'S ABOUT TWO MILES FROM HERE. 1158 00:54:11,217 --> 00:54:13,319 I WOULDN'T TRY TO WALK IT IF I WAS YOU 1159 00:54:13,319 --> 00:54:15,721 IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IN THAT OUTFIT. 1160 00:54:15,721 --> 00:54:16,856 YOU UNDERSTAND? 1161 00:54:16,856 --> 00:54:18,958 THEN YOU COME TO A RECREATION CENTER 1162 00:54:18,958 --> 00:54:22,028 AND THEN YOU COME TO A REHABILITATION CENTER. 1163 00:54:22,028 --> 00:54:23,329 THEN THERE'S A CHURCH. 1164 00:54:23,329 --> 00:54:25,397 YOU TAKE A RIGHT, YOUR THIRD LEFT, 1165 00:54:25,397 --> 00:54:26,933 YOU GO ABOUT THREE MILES. 1166 00:54:26,933 --> 00:54:28,467 IF YOU DON'T SEE IT, 1167 00:54:28,467 --> 00:54:31,303 THEN YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY PASSED THE MOTHERFUCKER. 1168 00:54:32,438 --> 00:54:35,942 CLARITY AIN'T ONE OF YOUR FINER POINTS. 1169 00:54:44,683 --> 00:54:47,186 DRIVE TILL YOU SMELL THE CHICKEN. 1170 00:54:52,424 --> 00:54:55,928 COMPLIMENTS OF THE GENTLEMAN OVER THERE. 1171 00:54:55,928 --> 00:54:57,696 GIRL, HERE'S A COLD BEER, 1172 00:54:57,696 --> 00:54:59,731 AND YOU KNOW THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' 1173 00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:04,303 LIKE DUKIE'S DEEP-FRIED CHICKEN WINGS. 1174 00:55:08,574 --> 00:55:09,976 THANKS. 1175 00:55:11,643 --> 00:55:13,145 OH. 1176 00:55:20,019 --> 00:55:22,188 WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF? 1177 00:55:22,188 --> 00:55:23,789 NOT MUCH. 1178 00:55:23,789 --> 00:55:27,493 NO, NO, NO. YES, YOU DID. 1179 00:55:27,493 --> 00:55:28,928 WANT SOMETHIN' TO EAT? 1180 00:55:28,928 --> 00:55:30,229 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 1181 00:55:30,229 --> 00:55:33,199 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T EAT GREASY FOOD. 1182 00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:37,403 WELL, SEE THAT NICE MAN RIGHT OVER THERE? 1183 00:55:37,403 --> 00:55:40,506 HE SENT IT TO ME. 1184 00:55:40,506 --> 00:55:42,574 LOOK, I DON'T LIKE THIS. 1185 00:55:42,574 --> 00:55:44,810 HOW DO YOU THINK THOSE TWO HUSSIES 1186 00:55:44,810 --> 00:55:46,212 MADE ME FEEL? 1187 00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:48,814 KIMMIE, I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEM. 1188 00:55:48,814 --> 00:55:50,782 SO? I DON'T KNOW WINGMAN. 1189 00:55:50,782 --> 00:55:55,054 KIMMIE, LOOK, THIS IS OUR FIRST DATE, 1190 00:55:55,054 --> 00:55:57,623 AND I WANTED IT TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL, 1191 00:55:57,623 --> 00:56:00,826 AND NOW IT'S TURNIN' INTO SOME DATE FROM HELL. 1192 00:56:00,826 --> 00:56:04,696 WINGMAN. YES. 1193 00:56:04,696 --> 00:56:07,566 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE BEER AND THE HOT WINGS? 1194 00:56:07,566 --> 00:56:08,634 AIN'T THAT NICE? 1195 00:56:08,634 --> 00:56:10,769 JUST WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF THE LADY 1196 00:56:10,769 --> 00:56:12,972 WHILE YOU WAS WITH THE OTHER LADIES, BROTHER. 1197 00:56:12,972 --> 00:56:14,506 YEAH, I APPRECIATE IT, BROTHER. 1198 00:56:14,506 --> 00:56:16,542 ONE BROTHER HELPIN' ANOTHER BROTHER. 1199 00:56:16,542 --> 00:56:17,944 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. 1200 00:56:17,944 --> 00:56:21,413 EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT, BUT I'LL ALWAYS BE ROUND. 1201 00:56:21,413 --> 00:56:22,814 HAVE A NICE DAY. 1202 00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:24,050 THANKS, BROTHER. 1203 00:56:24,050 --> 00:56:25,717 BYE. BYE. 1204 00:56:25,717 --> 00:56:27,486 Wingman: YEAH, BROTHER. 1205 00:56:31,057 --> 00:56:32,724 * CHUBBSTER, THE CHUBBSTER * 1206 00:56:32,724 --> 00:56:37,096 * THE CHUBBSTER, THE CHUBBSTER, THE CHUBBSTER, THE CHUBBSTER * 1207 00:56:37,096 --> 00:56:39,131 * COME ON, Y'ALL, LET'S GO TO WORK * 1208 00:56:39,131 --> 00:56:40,666 * 6'3", 260 AND CHANGE * 1209 00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:42,801 * READ IT AND WEEP, A LITTLE COMEDIC AND STRANGE * 1210 00:56:42,801 --> 00:56:45,337 * WE CAN HAVE MANY FRIENDS, OR AT LEAST PEOPLE THEY CALL THAT * 1211 00:56:45,337 --> 00:56:47,406 * THEY USE YOUR BRAIN, THEY'RE INSANE BECAUSE I IGNORE THAT * 1212 00:56:47,406 --> 00:56:49,575 * NO EGO 'CAUSE I WON'T BE NO PLATINUM BIG-HEADED RAPPER * 1213 00:56:49,575 --> 00:56:51,577 * THAT DON'T REALIZE THERE ARE TWO DIRECTIONS ON THE LADDER * 1214 00:56:51,577 --> 00:56:53,545 * YOU WANNA GO 'HEAD, WALK STRAIGHT, WALK GOOD * 1215 00:56:53,545 --> 00:56:55,014 * DON'T BLAME YOUR SALES ON RETAIL * 1216 00:56:55,014 --> 00:56:56,382 * THINKIN' THAT THE STORE SHOULD * 1217 00:56:56,382 --> 00:56:57,749 * MAKE A REORDER OF ABOUT 500,000 * 1218 00:56:57,749 --> 00:56:59,185 * JUST BE GLAD OF THE SUCCESS YOU HAD * 1219 00:56:59,185 --> 00:57:00,552 GOT MY COOKIES? 1220 00:57:00,552 --> 00:57:01,954 GOT PLENTY COOKIES. 1221 00:57:01,954 --> 00:57:04,123 CHIPS. CHIP AHOYS. 1222 00:57:04,123 --> 00:57:05,657 WE GOT PLENTY COOKIES OVER THERE. 1223 00:57:05,657 --> 00:57:08,027 YOU GO LOOK. BELIEVE ME. I DON'T WANT TROUBLE. 1224 00:57:08,027 --> 00:57:12,564 * GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! * 1225 00:57:12,564 --> 00:57:15,367 * COME ON, YA'LL, LET'S GO TO WORK * 1226 00:57:24,043 --> 00:57:25,911 Rudy: HELLO, DUKIE'S COMEDY CLUB. 1227 00:57:25,911 --> 00:57:27,313 CAN I SPEAK TO ARETHA? 1228 00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:30,582 ARETHA CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW. SHE'S BUSY. 1229 00:57:30,582 --> 00:57:32,118 BUSY 1230 00:57:32,118 --> 00:57:35,921 WITH ABOUT 400 PEOPLE, AND THEY HAVIN' A GOOD TIME. 1231 00:57:35,921 --> 00:57:37,123 ARE YOU ONE OF 'EM? 1232 00:57:37,123 --> 00:57:39,958 YEP, AND SHE'S A LOT OF FUN, TOO. 1233 00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:42,761 OH, REALLY, HUH? WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1234 00:57:42,761 --> 00:57:43,895 WHO IS THIS? 1235 00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:45,197 THIS IS BIGG, ARETHA'S JEALOUS MAN, 1236 00:57:45,197 --> 00:57:46,632 STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON. 1237 00:57:46,632 --> 00:57:48,534 THAT'S WHO THIS IS! 1238 00:57:52,538 --> 00:57:54,540 AAH! 1239 00:57:54,540 --> 00:57:55,741 AAH! 1240 00:58:00,912 --> 00:58:02,648 MM-HMM. AND THE BABYSITTER. 1241 00:58:02,648 --> 00:58:05,484 JUST IMAGINE IF I WAS YOUR BABYSITTER. 1242 00:58:06,718 --> 00:58:09,388 PEOPLE USED TO TRUST ME WITH THEIR CHILDREN, 1243 00:58:09,388 --> 00:58:11,690 BUT, SEE, I UNDERSTOOD, 'CAUSE I HAD A MOTHER. 1244 00:58:11,690 --> 00:58:15,227 EVERYBODY HERE HAD MOTHERS, EVEN IF YOU DON'T CLAIM THEM. 1245 00:58:15,227 --> 00:58:17,629 YOU KNOW THEM MOTHERS, THEY GIVE YOU THAT LOOK 1246 00:58:17,629 --> 00:58:20,766 STOP YOU IN THE DEAD MIDDLE OF YOUR TRACK. 1247 00:58:22,768 --> 00:58:26,538 THE ONES THAT REALLY GET UPSET CAN'T FINISH A SENTENCE. 1248 00:58:26,538 --> 00:58:28,174 "I--YOU-- 1249 00:58:28,174 --> 00:58:30,609 "I--I--YOU--BU--I-- 1250 00:58:30,609 --> 00:58:32,644 "JUS--YOU-- 1251 00:58:32,644 --> 00:58:34,913 "DON'T LET ME-- 1252 00:58:34,913 --> 00:58:38,050 I BETCHA, GIRL--" AND THEM THREATS THEY GIVE YA. 1253 00:58:38,050 --> 00:58:40,586 "I WILL BEAT YOU INTO BAD HEALTH. 1254 00:58:40,586 --> 00:58:42,554 "I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE YOU STOLE SOMETHIN'. 1255 00:58:42,554 --> 00:58:44,556 I WILL BEAT ALL THE BLACK OFF YOU." 1256 00:58:44,556 --> 00:58:47,859 IN MY CASE, THEY'D BE DOIN' SOME SERIOUS BEATIN'. 1257 00:58:47,859 --> 00:58:50,429 BUT Y'ALL REMEMBER THAT DANCE YOU MADE UP, RIGHT? 1258 00:58:50,429 --> 00:58:52,598 WHEN YOUR MAMA WAS TEARIN' THEM LITTLE LEGS UP, RIGHT? 1259 00:58:52,598 --> 00:58:55,367 THAT WHUPPIN' DANCE. "OKAY, MAMA, OKAY, MAMA." 1260 00:58:57,203 --> 00:58:59,538 YOU NEVER WANTED TO GET THAT BELT ON YOUR LEG. 1261 00:58:59,538 --> 00:59:01,807 AND Y'ALL HAD LIKE THAT RETARDED CRYIN'. 1262 00:59:06,945 --> 00:59:09,215 LOST YOUR MIND. 1263 00:59:11,883 --> 00:59:15,554 LOST ALL POWER OF SPEECH AFTER SHE BEAT THAT BUTT. 1264 00:59:15,554 --> 00:59:18,957 WE NEED TO DO SOME MORE BUTT-BEATIN' THESE DAYS. 1265 00:59:18,957 --> 00:59:22,761 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? CHANGE SOMEBODY'S MIND. 1266 00:59:22,761 --> 00:59:27,433 'CAUSE THESE KIDS NOWADAYS, THEY BE GOIN' CRAZY. 1267 00:59:27,433 --> 00:59:29,768 THEY NEED TO BE RAISED BY MY MAMA, NOW. 1268 00:59:31,703 --> 00:59:37,075 I WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW THAT THERE IS POWER IN THE BOOTY. 1269 00:59:37,075 --> 00:59:41,280 THE BOOTY WILL SET YOU FREE. 1270 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:42,981 AND YOU JUST REMEMBER... 1271 00:59:42,981 --> 00:59:44,983 Woman: TALK ABOUT THAT BOOTY, GIRL. 1272 00:59:44,983 --> 00:59:49,388 YOU HAVE POWER IN YOUR BOOTY. 1273 00:59:49,388 --> 00:59:53,091 JUST DON'T MISUSE THE POWER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1274 00:59:53,091 --> 00:59:54,793 BYE. 1275 01:00:02,501 --> 01:00:05,371 THANK YOU! THANK YOU. Y'ALL ARE SO CRAZY, THOUGH. 1276 01:00:05,371 --> 01:00:07,072 TALK ABOUT MAMAS. 1277 01:00:07,072 --> 01:00:08,907 HERE'S MY LITTLE THANK-YOU. 1278 01:00:08,907 --> 01:00:13,645 THANK YOU SO MUCH. I WAS LOOKIN' FOR NEW FABRIC FOR MY DRAPES. 1279 01:00:13,645 --> 01:00:14,813 PLEASE! 1280 01:00:14,813 --> 01:00:17,316 I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU BROTHERS AND SISTERS 1281 01:00:17,316 --> 01:00:18,917 SEEMED TO HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME TONIGHT. 1282 01:00:18,917 --> 01:00:21,953 AND NOW WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE OWNER OF THE CLUB-- 1283 01:00:21,953 --> 01:00:25,491 THE MAN, DUKIE SINCLAIR! 1284 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,834 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, 1285 01:00:35,834 --> 01:00:38,870 HIS DUMPY, FRUMPY LITTLE WIFE RUBY LIN. 1286 01:00:38,870 --> 01:00:40,206 Audience: OOH. 1287 01:00:40,206 --> 01:00:41,540 BYE. 1288 01:00:51,717 --> 01:00:55,120 OHH, WAIT A MINUTE. HELLO, MY SISTERS. 1289 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,722 NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT SISTERS. 1290 01:00:56,722 --> 01:00:58,524 I'M GONNA GET Y'ALL SOME AFRICAN NAMES. 1291 01:00:58,524 --> 01:01:01,360 I'M-A CALL YOU CLEOPATRA AND YOU MANITA. 1292 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,395 I KNOW Y'ALL ARE HERE TO SEE ME, RIGHT? 1293 01:01:03,395 --> 01:01:04,896 NORMALLY, THAT'D BE TRUE, BROTHER, 1294 01:01:04,896 --> 01:01:07,266 BUT I BELIEVE THEY LOOKIN' FOR A MAN, AM I RIGHT? 1295 01:01:07,266 --> 01:01:10,402 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR JACKIE. 1296 01:01:10,402 --> 01:01:13,138 UM, IS THERE ANYTHING I COULD DO FOR YOU? 1297 01:01:13,138 --> 01:01:16,742 JACKIE, NOW-- HE'S FINE. 1298 01:01:16,742 --> 01:01:18,043 FINE? BABY, YOU KNOW, 1299 01:01:18,043 --> 01:01:22,147 YOU LOOKIN' AT A $25 LOTTO WINNER. 1300 01:01:22,147 --> 01:01:23,815 HA HA. OH. 1301 01:01:23,815 --> 01:01:25,384 I HATE TO TELL YOU, 1302 01:01:25,384 --> 01:01:27,419 BUT BROTHER JACKIE IS REALLY SISTER JACKIE. 1303 01:01:27,419 --> 01:01:29,888 WELL, IF HE IS, HE'LL WANT TO BE A MAN 1304 01:01:29,888 --> 01:01:31,890 WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH HIM. 1305 01:01:31,890 --> 01:01:34,526 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GAY. 1306 01:01:34,526 --> 01:01:36,161 OHH. 1307 01:01:36,161 --> 01:01:39,030 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHIN' GOIN' ON BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. 1308 01:01:39,030 --> 01:01:41,700 I JUST NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD TAKE HER OVER ME! 1309 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:43,702 I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN' WAS GOIN' ON. 1310 01:01:43,702 --> 01:01:45,737 I JUST SAID SHE AIN'T GOIN' NO DAMN WHERE. 1311 01:01:45,737 --> 01:01:48,840 ALL RIGHT, LITTLE MR. ENTREMANURE. 1312 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,842 THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, 1313 01:01:50,842 --> 01:01:52,878 YOU CAN JUST CALL ON MY DIVORCE LAWYER, 1314 01:01:52,878 --> 01:01:55,647 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR OTHER WOMAN! 1315 01:01:57,115 --> 01:02:01,186 NO MORE BUST THAT THEM RAVES ABOUT, 1316 01:02:01,186 --> 01:02:04,022 NO MORE CHITLINS ON THANKSGIVIN', 1317 01:02:04,022 --> 01:02:05,457 AND NO MORE HEAD 1318 01:02:05,457 --> 01:02:08,360 WHILE YOU WATCHIN' THEM EN VOGUE VIDEOS. 1319 01:02:09,395 --> 01:02:11,297 SHE STAYS. 1320 01:02:11,297 --> 01:02:14,199 ALL RIGHT. I'M WASHIN' MY HANDS OF THIS! 1321 01:02:14,199 --> 01:02:16,268 YOU CAN FORGET YOU EVER KNEW ME! 1322 01:02:16,268 --> 01:02:18,670 JUST FORGET I EVER EXISTED! 1323 01:02:18,670 --> 01:02:22,441 BUT YOU BETTER NOT FORGET MY ALIMONY CHECK! 1324 01:02:26,345 --> 01:02:28,480 YOU NO-GOOD, ROTTEN, LOUSY, 1325 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,316 INEBRIATED, FAT CAP-WEARIN', 1326 01:02:30,316 --> 01:02:33,952 NACHO-EATIN', ALF-LOOKIN' DOG! 1327 01:02:35,387 --> 01:02:37,423 GET ME SOME ICE. 1328 01:02:38,524 --> 01:02:40,859 TERRY? I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. 1329 01:02:40,859 --> 01:02:42,728 MAYBE HE'S IN THE DRESSIN' ROOM. 1330 01:02:42,728 --> 01:02:44,830 WHAT DO YOU SEE IN BROTHER JACKIE? 1331 01:02:46,898 --> 01:02:47,999 WHO IS IT?! 1332 01:02:47,999 --> 01:02:50,702 Ruby Lin: RUBY LIN. IS TERRY IN THERE? 1333 01:02:50,702 --> 01:02:54,840 IT'S DUKIE'S WIFE, MAN. I GOTTA ANSWER THE DOOR. 1334 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:59,044 ROACH, I NEED TO TALK TO TERRY--ALONE. 1335 01:02:59,044 --> 01:03:03,349 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL, BECAUSE, UH, WE WERE JUST LEAVING. 1336 01:03:05,384 --> 01:03:07,519 WASN'T WE? 1337 01:03:07,519 --> 01:03:11,423 LISTEN, RUBY LIN, THIS IS NO TIME--LISTEN. 1338 01:03:14,526 --> 01:03:16,662 DAMN, GIRL. SHIT. 1339 01:03:16,662 --> 01:03:18,163 TERRY, I'M LEAVIN' DUKIE. 1340 01:03:18,163 --> 01:03:20,432 WHAT?! FOR YOU. 1341 01:03:20,432 --> 01:03:23,134 NO--NO-- 1342 01:03:23,134 --> 01:03:24,302 KWAME, YOU GONNA-- 1343 01:03:24,302 --> 01:03:26,405 OH, HI, JACKIE. 1344 01:03:26,405 --> 01:03:29,675 Jackie: OH, UH, MRS. SINCLAIR. 1345 01:03:29,675 --> 01:03:32,978 YOU KNOW, MRS. SINCLAIR, I WAS JUST TELLIN' TERRY, 1346 01:03:32,978 --> 01:03:35,981 IF ANYONE COULD TEACH HIM THE POLITICS OF THIS BUSINESS, 1347 01:03:35,981 --> 01:03:37,549 IT WOULD HAVE TO BE YOU. 1348 01:03:37,549 --> 01:03:39,551 YEAH, I'M TEACHIN' HIM, ALL RIGHT. 1349 01:03:39,551 --> 01:03:42,621 Jackie: YOU'RE DOIN' A GREAT JOB, TOO, YES. 1350 01:03:42,621 --> 01:03:47,025 TERRY, YOU DEVIL, YOU. OOH! 1351 01:03:47,025 --> 01:03:48,093 MY MAN. 1352 01:03:48,093 --> 01:03:49,795 * MADE UP MY MIND * 1353 01:03:49,795 --> 01:03:51,162 * AIN'T NO DOUBT... * 1354 01:03:51,162 --> 01:03:52,831 COME ON! 1355 01:03:52,831 --> 01:03:55,834 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? SHH! 1356 01:03:55,834 --> 01:03:56,902 WHAT ARE YOU-- 1357 01:03:56,902 --> 01:03:59,170 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, GET DOWN. 1358 01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:02,974 Rudy: ...WITH THE MOTHERFUCKIN' TIT IN HIS ASS... 1359 01:04:02,974 --> 01:04:03,942 Terry: DAMN! 1360 01:04:03,942 --> 01:04:07,212 * WANNA, WANNA BE WITH YOU * 1361 01:04:07,212 --> 01:04:09,481 COME HERE. YO-- 1362 01:04:12,418 --> 01:04:13,952 RU, RU, RU, RU, HOLD UP. 1363 01:04:13,952 --> 01:04:16,187 COME ON NOW. WHAT ABOUT MY CAREER? 1364 01:04:16,187 --> 01:04:18,056 DON'T WORRY. WE CAN START ALL OVER. 1365 01:04:18,056 --> 01:04:20,526 ALL THAT MONEY I'M GONNA HAVE AFTER THE DIVORCE, 1366 01:04:20,526 --> 01:04:23,495 I'M-A BUY YOU YOUR OWN CLUB, SUGAR. 1367 01:04:26,264 --> 01:04:28,800 TERRY, YOUR KISSES ARE COLD. 1368 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,302 RUBY, WE'RE IN A DAMN FREEZER. 1369 01:04:31,302 --> 01:04:33,304 OH. UH-OH. 1370 01:04:33,304 --> 01:04:35,407 I'M-A HAVE TO WARM YOU UP. 1371 01:04:35,407 --> 01:04:39,878 OH, SHIT. RUBE-- MAMA, CALL DADDY. 1372 01:04:39,878 --> 01:04:42,648 OH! RUBE, RUBE, RUBE. WHOA, COME ON NOW. 1373 01:04:42,648 --> 01:04:44,683 YOU KNOW I'M WEAK, ALL RIGHT? 1374 01:04:44,683 --> 01:04:47,519 COME ON, YOU KNOW I'M WEAK, RUBE. 1375 01:04:47,519 --> 01:04:49,455 A LITTLE TO THE LEFT, ALL RIGHT? 1376 01:04:49,455 --> 01:04:52,257 TERRY? TERRY, I CAN'T. 1377 01:04:52,257 --> 01:04:53,825 I CAN'T, TERRY. WHAT? 1378 01:04:53,825 --> 01:04:56,194 I CAN'T GET THE ZIPPER DOWN. IT'S STUCK! 1379 01:04:56,194 --> 01:04:58,430 COME ON, YOU GOT ME ALL EXCITED, GIRL. 1380 01:04:58,430 --> 01:04:59,831 DO THAT SHIT. 1381 01:04:59,831 --> 01:05:04,302 HOW MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE STILL BELIEVE IN LOVE? 1382 01:05:04,302 --> 01:05:06,371 Woman: GOT FUCKIN' LOVE, ALL RIGHT? 1383 01:05:06,371 --> 01:05:08,440 Woman #2: IF IT COME WITH A CHECKBOOK. 1384 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:09,941 NO, NO, NO, SERIOUSLY. 1385 01:05:09,941 --> 01:05:14,846 SEE, I NEED ALL OF YOU TO HELP ME. 1386 01:05:14,846 --> 01:05:16,915 SEE THAT LADY BACK THERE? 1387 01:05:16,915 --> 01:05:19,651 RIGHT OVER THERE. NO, NO, NO, BROTHER, A LITTLE FURTHER UP. 1388 01:05:19,651 --> 01:05:21,520 YEAH, RIGHT THERE. 1389 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,755 THAT'S MY DATE FOR THE EVENING. 1390 01:05:23,755 --> 01:05:27,593 AND YOU SEE, I BEEN TRYIN' TO GET TO THAT WOMAN 1391 01:05:27,593 --> 01:05:29,427 FOR THE LONGEST TIME. 1392 01:05:29,427 --> 01:05:31,563 Woman: AIN'T THAT SWEET, JACKIE. 1393 01:05:31,563 --> 01:05:33,331 I THINK I LOVE HER. 1394 01:05:33,331 --> 01:05:34,800 Audience: OHH. 1395 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,002 HONEY, IF YOU KNOW LIKE I KNOW, 1396 01:05:37,002 --> 01:05:38,436 YOU BETTER GET HIM 1397 01:05:38,436 --> 01:05:40,539 BEFORE THOSE TWO IMPLANTS DO. 1398 01:05:42,207 --> 01:05:44,510 Woman: DANG! 1399 01:05:44,510 --> 01:05:46,478 WAIT A MINUTE-- KIMMIE? 1400 01:05:46,478 --> 01:05:48,947 KIMMIE-- KIMMIE, WAIT NOW. KIMMIE! 1401 01:05:48,947 --> 01:05:49,915 WAIT! KIMMIE! 1402 01:05:49,915 --> 01:05:52,584 UH, MISS-- LEAVE ME ALONE! 1403 01:05:52,584 --> 01:05:54,419 HEY, LOOK, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1404 01:05:54,419 --> 01:05:56,588 EVERYBODY JUST, YOU KNOW, ORDER ANOTHER DRINK, OKAY? 1405 01:05:56,588 --> 01:05:57,723 KIMMIE! 1406 01:05:57,723 --> 01:05:59,658 WHERE'D SHE-- NEVER MIND. 1407 01:06:00,759 --> 01:06:01,960 KIMMIE. KIMMIE, WAIT. 1408 01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,029 LOOK, I WASN'T TRYIN' TO EMBARRASS YOU. 1409 01:06:04,029 --> 01:06:07,799 LOOK AT ME! I'VE GOT TO GET OUTTA HERE. 1410 01:06:07,799 --> 01:06:10,101 BABY, COME ON NOW. SHIT! 1411 01:06:10,101 --> 01:06:14,606 I FORGOT MY POCKETBOOK. MY KEYS ARE IN IT. 1412 01:06:14,606 --> 01:06:16,374 KIMMIE, LOOK, I JUST WANT 1413 01:06:16,374 --> 01:06:18,309 TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE, ALL RIGHT? 1414 01:06:18,309 --> 01:06:20,579 JACKIE, COME ON TO MAMA. 1415 01:06:20,579 --> 01:06:22,581 YOU JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME! 1416 01:06:22,581 --> 01:06:24,115 IF YOU LIKE A PUBLIC SPECTACLE, 1417 01:06:24,115 --> 01:06:25,383 THERE IT IS. 1418 01:06:25,383 --> 01:06:28,520 SURE THEY'D SCREW YOU ONSTAGE IF IT GOT 'EM NOTICED. 1419 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,622 KIMMIE, COME ON. LOOK, I DON'T-- 1420 01:06:30,622 --> 01:06:32,858 JACKIE, WHY DO YOU WANT THAT WOMAN 1421 01:06:32,858 --> 01:06:35,193 WHEN YOU KNOW WE ARE YOUR TWO FANTASIES, 1422 01:06:35,193 --> 01:06:36,494 AND AS YOU KNOW... 1423 01:06:36,494 --> 01:06:39,197 Together: WE GOT IT GOIN' ON! 1424 01:06:39,197 --> 01:06:41,366 AAH! HEY, HEY. 1425 01:06:41,366 --> 01:06:42,968 WHAT'S WITH IT, LADIES? 1426 01:06:42,968 --> 01:06:45,103 WE WAS LOOKIN' ALL OVER THE CLUB FOR Y'ALL. 1427 01:06:45,103 --> 01:06:47,305 BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL AFRICAN PRINCESSES. 1428 01:06:47,305 --> 01:06:48,940 WHAT Y'ALL DOIN' TONIGHT? 1429 01:06:51,777 --> 01:06:53,779 Woman: IT'S ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER IT IS. 1430 01:06:53,779 --> 01:06:55,513 Man: BUT YOU HAVE... 1431 01:06:58,316 --> 01:06:59,851 HELLO, DUKIE'S. 1432 01:06:59,851 --> 01:07:01,587 Bigg: WHO AM I TALKIN' TO? 1433 01:07:01,587 --> 01:07:02,588 PERCY. 1434 01:07:02,588 --> 01:07:03,889 PERCY, THIS IS BIGG. 1435 01:07:03,889 --> 01:07:05,924 BIGG? WHY THEY CALL YOU BIGG? 1436 01:07:05,924 --> 01:07:08,426 IT'S PERSONAL. I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 1437 01:07:08,426 --> 01:07:11,897 OH, OH, I SEE. YOU ONE OF THEM SECRETIVE TYPE OF BROTHERS. 1438 01:07:11,897 --> 01:07:14,165 WITH A NAME LIKE BIGG, YOU EITHER SEVEN FEET TALL, 1439 01:07:14,165 --> 01:07:17,168 YOU A MIDGET, OR YOU GOT A MICROSCOPIC WEE-WEE. 1440 01:07:17,168 --> 01:07:20,338 PERCY, I DIDN'T GET MY COOKIES AND I'M PISSED OFF. 1441 01:07:20,338 --> 01:07:21,640 WHERE'S MY WOMAN? 1442 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:23,642 YOUR WOMAN? SHE'S RIGHT HERE WITH ME. 1443 01:07:23,642 --> 01:07:25,043 SHE'S GETTIN' MY COOKIES, 1444 01:07:25,043 --> 01:07:28,446 AND IN A MINUTE, SHE GONNA GET MY DING-DONG. 1445 01:07:33,685 --> 01:07:36,622 I CAN TELL TONIGHT I'M GON' DIE. 1446 01:07:40,058 --> 01:07:41,727 Man: WHAT'S UP WITH THE SHOW? 1447 01:07:41,727 --> 01:07:43,929 HAVE YOU SEEN TERRY? I NEED A M.C. 1448 01:07:43,929 --> 01:07:46,431 I THINK SOMETIMES HE GOES IN THE FREEZER 1449 01:07:46,431 --> 01:07:47,999 TO REHEARSE HIS JOKES. 1450 01:07:47,999 --> 01:07:51,903 UH, UH, AHEM, EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE OWNER? 1451 01:07:51,903 --> 01:07:53,739 YEAH, I'M BUSY NOW. BUSY. 1452 01:07:53,739 --> 01:07:55,540 ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH? 1453 01:07:55,540 --> 01:07:57,075 I LOST MY M.C. 1454 01:07:57,075 --> 01:07:59,077 I'M LOOKIN' FOR ANOTHER COMIC TO FILL IN. 1455 01:07:59,077 --> 01:08:01,546 OH, LOOK, I'M A COMIC. I CAN DO IT. 1456 01:08:01,546 --> 01:08:04,683 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BOY? 1457 01:08:04,683 --> 01:08:06,384 MY NAME IS PERCY. 1458 01:08:06,384 --> 01:08:07,686 YOU EVER M.C. BEFORE? 1459 01:08:07,686 --> 01:08:11,623 YEAH, YEAH, I M.C. ALL THE TIME, SURE. 1460 01:08:11,623 --> 01:08:13,759 YOU STAY RIGHT HERE. I MIGHT NEED YOU. 1461 01:08:13,759 --> 01:08:15,326 I WON'T MOVE A MUSCLE. 1462 01:08:15,326 --> 01:08:17,963 I'M FROZE JUST LIKE A ESKIMO IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS. 1463 01:08:17,963 --> 01:08:22,067 LOOK AT THAT. FROZE STIFF, MANNEQUIN STYLE. 1464 01:08:26,504 --> 01:08:29,174 OH, YOU GONNA GET ME MY OWN CLUB? OHH. 1465 01:08:29,174 --> 01:08:32,377 MY OWN CLUB. OHH. MY OWN CLUB, YEAH. 1466 01:08:32,377 --> 01:08:34,512 YEAH, THAT'S... TERRY? 1467 01:08:34,512 --> 01:08:37,115 OH, MR. SINCLAIR! 1468 01:08:37,115 --> 01:08:38,984 WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN' IN MY FREEZER? 1469 01:08:38,984 --> 01:08:41,452 I WASN'T DOIN' NOTHIN', MAN. 1470 01:08:41,452 --> 01:08:43,254 HE'S IN HERE WITH ME. 1471 01:08:43,254 --> 01:08:44,555 AIN'T THIS A BITCH. 1472 01:08:44,555 --> 01:08:46,357 IN MY FAVORITE FREEZER WITH MY WIFE. 1473 01:08:46,357 --> 01:08:48,960 AND WHAT WAS RUBY LIN DOIN' ON HER KNEES-- 1474 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:50,796 PAINTIN' HER DAMN TOENAILS? 1475 01:08:50,796 --> 01:08:53,464 RUBY LIN DON'T HAVE NO TOENAILS. 1476 01:08:53,464 --> 01:08:55,466 ANYWAY, DUKIE, YOU DON'T WANT ME. 1477 01:08:55,466 --> 01:08:57,335 I DON'T, EITHER, ALL RIGHT? 1478 01:08:57,335 --> 01:08:58,737 OH, YEAH. 1479 01:08:58,737 --> 01:09:00,071 OH, YEAH, YOU WANT HER. 1480 01:09:00,071 --> 01:09:02,708 NO, NO, I DON'T, MAN. MY SHIT IS-- 1481 01:09:02,708 --> 01:09:05,143 IT'S THE SMALLEST, TINIEST--IT'S GONE, MAN. 1482 01:09:05,143 --> 01:09:08,880 AND YOU WANT HER REAL, REAL BAD. 1483 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,882 IT WAS PROFESSIONAL, MAN. 1484 01:09:10,882 --> 01:09:13,151 YOU WANNA KEEP WORKIN' AT DUKIE'S? 1485 01:09:13,151 --> 01:09:15,887 YOU WANNA LIVE, CAPTAIN DICK? 1486 01:09:15,887 --> 01:09:17,689 I WOULD LOVE TO, MAN. I WOULD LOVE TO. 1487 01:09:17,689 --> 01:09:20,158 THEN YOU'RE GONNA BOINK RUBY LIN OR DIE. 1488 01:09:20,158 --> 01:09:21,827 YOU UNDERSTAND? 1489 01:09:21,827 --> 01:09:24,229 BOINK RUBY LIN OR DIE. 1490 01:09:24,229 --> 01:09:26,464 I'LL TELL THE JUDGE I KILLED YOU TWO 1491 01:09:26,464 --> 01:09:28,033 IN A FIT OF PASSION. 1492 01:09:28,033 --> 01:09:30,501 OH, TERRY, I THINK HE'S SERIOUS. 1493 01:09:30,501 --> 01:09:32,503 YOU BETTER GET IT UP, BABY. 1494 01:09:32,503 --> 01:09:34,172 GET IT UP! I CAN'T. 1495 01:09:34,172 --> 01:09:37,108 WHEN I GET BACK, I WANNA HEAR SOME OINKIN' AND BOINKIN' 1496 01:09:37,108 --> 01:09:40,812 JUST LIKE A BUNCH OF PIGS IN HERE--BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG! 1497 01:09:40,812 --> 01:09:42,948 YOU HEAR ME? Y'ALL BETTER GET BUSY. 1498 01:09:42,948 --> 01:09:45,884 GO AHEAD. GIVE HER SOME COLD DICK. 1499 01:09:47,352 --> 01:09:50,421 UH-HUH. DO YOU WANT THE LIGHTS OFF OR ON? 1500 01:09:50,421 --> 01:09:53,524 ON, PLEASE. 1501 01:09:53,524 --> 01:09:54,793 DUKIE. 1502 01:09:54,793 --> 01:09:57,829 DUKIE. DUKIE? 1503 01:09:57,829 --> 01:10:00,398 MR. SINCLAIR! MR. SINCLAIR! 1504 01:10:00,398 --> 01:10:01,532 DAMN, RUBY. 1505 01:10:01,532 --> 01:10:03,034 UH-OH. 1506 01:10:07,405 --> 01:10:08,907 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 1507 01:10:08,907 --> 01:10:11,843 THIS SITUATION PLAYED RIGHT INTO MY HANDS. 1508 01:10:11,843 --> 01:10:14,913 YEAH. YEAH. 1509 01:10:15,947 --> 01:10:18,884 MY SHIT IS FUCKED UP FOR LIFE, RU. 1510 01:10:18,884 --> 01:10:20,185 THE SHIT IS DEAD! 1511 01:10:20,185 --> 01:10:22,754 OH, NO, IT CAN'T BE DEAD! 1512 01:10:22,754 --> 01:10:25,523 IF IT IS, ALL THREE OF US IS DEAD-- 1513 01:10:25,523 --> 01:10:28,426 YOU, ME, AND THAT WEENIE. 1514 01:10:28,426 --> 01:10:29,995 OH, COME ON, TERRY. 1515 01:10:29,995 --> 01:10:32,530 OH, WEENIE, DON'T FAIL ME NOW, MAN. 1516 01:10:32,530 --> 01:10:35,066 DON'T DO THIS SHIT TO ME. 1517 01:10:35,066 --> 01:10:38,203 OHH. JUST--JUST TEASE IT JUST LIKE THIS... 1518 01:10:38,203 --> 01:10:40,705 LIKE THAT A LITTLE BIT. ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ME? 1519 01:10:40,705 --> 01:10:42,808 I'M BLOWIN' ON IT. I'M BLOWIN' ON IT. 1520 01:10:42,808 --> 01:10:44,375 A LITTLE BIT. NO. 1521 01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:45,844 TEASE IT. 1522 01:10:45,844 --> 01:10:50,148 BOOM! RIDE ON THAT. 1523 01:10:50,148 --> 01:10:53,418 I'M RIGHT HERE, STILL FROZEN LIKE A SNOW CONE. 1524 01:10:53,418 --> 01:10:56,054 MY MAN. COME ON, YOU 'BOUT TO GET REAL BUSY. 1525 01:10:56,054 --> 01:10:57,889 WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1526 01:10:57,889 --> 01:10:59,690 M.C. M.C.? 1527 01:10:59,690 --> 01:11:01,059 M.C. 1528 01:11:03,761 --> 01:11:06,131 HERE COMES SHOW BUSINESS. 1529 01:11:09,167 --> 01:11:12,670 HEY! WELL, Y'ALL KNOW ONE THING. 1530 01:11:12,670 --> 01:11:15,006 IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE AT DUKIE'S. 1531 01:11:17,542 --> 01:11:20,879 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, I'M STANDIN' BACKSTAGE, 1532 01:11:20,879 --> 01:11:23,581 AND DUKIE COME UP TO ME AND SAY, 1533 01:11:23,581 --> 01:11:26,417 "LOOK HERE, HAVE YOU EVER M.C.'d BEFORE?" 1534 01:11:26,417 --> 01:11:30,155 AND I SAID, "NO, BUT I B.S. ALL THE TIME." 1535 01:11:30,155 --> 01:11:32,757 YOU NEED TO O-F-F YOUR POMPADOUR-WEARIN' ASS 1536 01:11:32,757 --> 01:11:34,092 OFF THE STAGE. 1537 01:11:34,092 --> 01:11:36,294 Man: GET JACKIE BACK ON. LOOKIN' LIKE MORRIS DAY. 1538 01:11:36,294 --> 01:11:37,628 YEAH. 1539 01:11:37,628 --> 01:11:39,164 Man: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE. 1540 01:11:39,164 --> 01:11:41,833 AND THAT JACKET LOOKS LIKE A JAR OF MUSTARD. 1541 01:11:41,833 --> 01:11:43,568 GET YOUR TRIFLIN' ASS OFF THE STAGE. 1542 01:11:43,568 --> 01:11:46,737 Man: WHOA! 1543 01:11:46,737 --> 01:11:48,306 THANKS FOR THE CHAIR, 1544 01:11:48,306 --> 01:11:51,509 LOOKIN' LIKE ROY ROGERS DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE. 1545 01:11:55,713 --> 01:11:57,815 HA HA HA HA. 1546 01:11:57,815 --> 01:12:00,785 OH, DUKIE, A BONUS FOR ME? 1547 01:12:00,785 --> 01:12:03,321 OH, DUKIE, THAT'S SO NICE. 1548 01:12:03,321 --> 01:12:04,990 BONUS TIME. 1549 01:12:04,990 --> 01:12:10,095 UH, BUT, UH, DU-- DUKE--DUKIE, DUKIE-- 1550 01:12:12,297 --> 01:12:13,899 UNH-UNH. 1551 01:12:14,966 --> 01:12:16,367 WHAT IN THE W-- 1552 01:12:16,367 --> 01:12:19,204 UNH-UNH. NOW, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1553 01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:24,275 WAIT A MINUTE. DUKIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1554 01:12:25,143 --> 01:12:26,912 EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT. 1555 01:12:26,912 --> 01:12:30,281 NOW, RUBY LIN IS LOCKED IN A FREEZER WITH TERRY. 1556 01:12:30,281 --> 01:12:31,282 LITTLE TERRY? 1557 01:12:31,282 --> 01:12:33,484 HE WAS JUST THE EXCUSE I NEEDED. 1558 01:12:33,484 --> 01:12:34,485 EXCUSE FOR WHAT? 1559 01:12:34,485 --> 01:12:36,554 TO CEMENT MY THING WITH YOU. 1560 01:12:36,554 --> 01:12:38,523 WHAT THING? 1561 01:12:38,523 --> 01:12:40,959 THE LOVE PARTNERSHIP YOU WERE TALKIN' ABOUT-- 1562 01:12:40,959 --> 01:12:44,429 YOU AND ME MAKIN' LOVE 1563 01:12:44,429 --> 01:12:45,530 AND MAKIN' MONEY. 1564 01:12:45,530 --> 01:12:49,367 DUKIE, I--I--I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. 1565 01:12:50,868 --> 01:12:52,503 WHAT ABOUT BIGG? REMEMBER BIGG? 1566 01:12:52,503 --> 01:12:55,506 I'LL GET HIM A FOOTBALL CONTRACT IN CANADA, BABY. 1567 01:12:55,506 --> 01:12:58,776 WHY YOU BACKIN' OFF? I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. 1568 01:12:58,776 --> 01:13:00,778 THE FAME AND THE MONEY PART, YES. 1569 01:13:00,778 --> 01:13:02,613 WHAT ABOUT THE LOVE AND THE MAN STUFF? 1570 01:13:02,613 --> 01:13:05,650 DUKIE, DUKIE, DUKIE, YOU--YOU--YOU ARE THE MAN, 1571 01:13:05,650 --> 01:13:08,954 THE MAN WHO EMPLOYS ME, WHO LAUNCHED MY CAREER, 1572 01:13:08,954 --> 01:13:11,222 BUT YOU'VE GOT A WIFE, AND I'VE GOT 1573 01:13:11,222 --> 01:13:13,258 A 300-POUND BROTHER IN MY LIFE. 1574 01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:16,127 I DON'T CARE. I WANT SOME OF THAT DIVA THING. 1575 01:13:16,127 --> 01:13:17,395 DUKIE... 1576 01:13:17,395 --> 01:13:19,130 GO GET THE DOOR. WHO IS IT?! 1577 01:13:19,130 --> 01:13:20,498 Percy: IT'S PERCY. 1578 01:13:20,498 --> 01:13:22,733 I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU FOR A SECOND. 1579 01:13:22,733 --> 01:13:24,869 UH, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND. 1580 01:13:24,869 --> 01:13:26,037 I SHOULD GO. 1581 01:13:26,037 --> 01:13:27,738 LOOK AT THE PICTURE, BABY. 1582 01:13:27,738 --> 01:13:29,407 YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT RIGHT. 1583 01:13:29,407 --> 01:13:32,610 WAIT A MINUTE! 1584 01:13:39,317 --> 01:13:41,619 MR. DUKIE, MR. DUKIE, THEY LOVE ME DOWNSTAIRS. 1585 01:13:41,619 --> 01:13:44,555 YOU GOTTA GIVE ME MORE SPOTS HERE AT THE CLUB. 1586 01:13:44,555 --> 01:13:45,923 LATER ON, OKAY? 1587 01:13:45,923 --> 01:13:47,892 YOU TWO TALK. I'LL LEAVE. 1588 01:13:47,892 --> 01:13:50,361 NO, NO, NO. PERCY, LISTEN TO ME. 1589 01:13:50,361 --> 01:13:53,231 WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS LATER ON, OKAY? 1590 01:13:53,231 --> 01:13:55,700 AAH! I'M-A KILL SOMEBODY! 1591 01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:58,036 SOMEBODY BEEN MESSIN' WITH MY WOMAN AND I KNOW WHO. 1592 01:13:58,036 --> 01:14:00,438 YOU! OHH! 1593 01:14:00,438 --> 01:14:01,739 BIGG, DON'T KILL HIM! 1594 01:14:01,739 --> 01:14:03,908 IT WAS YOU BEEN TALKIN' SHIT ON THE PHONE, MAN. 1595 01:14:03,908 --> 01:14:05,310 I AIN'T GOT NO PHONE, BROTHER. 1596 01:14:05,310 --> 01:14:06,978 DON'T GET NO BLOOD ON MY CARPET. 1597 01:14:06,978 --> 01:14:08,213 EE! 1598 01:14:08,213 --> 01:14:11,249 BIGG! Bigg: AAH! 1599 01:14:11,249 --> 01:14:12,917 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR WOMAN! 1600 01:14:12,917 --> 01:14:15,186 I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MAN BEFORE. 1601 01:14:15,186 --> 01:14:18,456 GOD, MAKE SURE SHE'S RIGHT. OH, GOD. 1602 01:14:18,456 --> 01:14:20,458 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, BROTHER. 1603 01:14:20,458 --> 01:14:23,228 ALL RIGHT! NOW, YOU KNOW I BEEN TO VIETNAM... 1604 01:14:23,228 --> 01:14:25,230 AND I'M 'BOUT TO GO BACK. 1605 01:14:25,230 --> 01:14:27,398 AAH! BIGG! 1606 01:14:28,799 --> 01:14:31,836 HELP! OPEN UP! 1607 01:14:36,874 --> 01:14:39,610 DUKIE, I'M GON' FIND YOUR BLACK ASS. 1608 01:14:39,610 --> 01:14:42,813 TERRY, I GUESS I CAN GET ME A RAISE NOW, CAN'T I? 1609 01:14:42,813 --> 01:14:45,550 LOOK, BE COOL, ALL RIGHT? HE'S DANGEROUS RIGHT NOW. 1610 01:14:45,550 --> 01:14:47,552 NO, I'M GOIN' ALL UP IN HIS FACE. 1611 01:14:47,552 --> 01:14:50,088 CHEATIN' ON ME ALL THIS TIME! 1612 01:14:51,122 --> 01:14:53,591 THIS IS CRAZY, MAN. 1613 01:14:53,591 --> 01:14:55,860 PHEW. WOW. 1614 01:14:55,860 --> 01:14:58,763 WELL, I'LL BE A MOTHERFUCKER. 1615 01:14:58,763 --> 01:15:01,899 YOU DON'T SEE NO SHIT LIKE THIS ON CABLE. 1616 01:15:05,236 --> 01:15:07,805 YEAH, MY PEOPLE COME FROM A BLACK INDIAN TRIBE 1617 01:15:07,805 --> 01:15:09,474 OUTSIDE OF DETROIT... 1618 01:15:12,177 --> 01:15:14,011 THE SLAP-A-HO TRIBE. 1619 01:15:14,011 --> 01:15:15,980 ( laughter and applause ) 1620 01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:16,981 HELP ME! 1621 01:15:16,981 --> 01:15:18,249 I'LL KILL YOU. 1622 01:15:18,249 --> 01:15:21,018 FOLKS, YOU CROSS BIGG, SOMEBODY GON' DIE! 1623 01:15:21,018 --> 01:15:22,753 Dukie: SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN. 1624 01:15:22,753 --> 01:15:24,155 JUST A MINOR ALTERCATION. 1625 01:15:24,155 --> 01:15:26,191 Woman: SOMEBODY CALL... 1626 01:15:27,858 --> 01:15:29,327 TAKE THAT, YOU RODENT! 1627 01:15:29,327 --> 01:15:30,728 Dukie: LET HIM DOWN. 1628 01:15:30,728 --> 01:15:33,030 SOMEBODY GOT TO CONTROL THIS HUMONGOUS ELEPHANT. 1629 01:15:33,030 --> 01:15:35,300 FIVE MINUTES. FIVE MINUTES. 1630 01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:37,335 BIGG, BIGG, DON'T KILL HIM! 1631 01:15:37,335 --> 01:15:39,170 DON'T KILL HIM, BIGG! 1632 01:15:39,170 --> 01:15:40,605 I'M-A TAKE THIS RIGHT TO THE END. 1633 01:15:40,605 --> 01:15:42,640 BUT YOU MAKIN' IT BAD FOR BUSINESS, BIG FELLA. 1634 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,343 NOBODY MESSES WITH MY WOMAN--NOBODY! 1635 01:15:45,343 --> 01:15:48,146 IT WASN'T ME. IT WASN'T ME. I SWEAR IT WASN'T. 1636 01:15:48,146 --> 01:15:50,148 HE'S RIGHT, BIGG. HE'S RIGHT! 1637 01:15:50,148 --> 01:15:52,150 MY WOMAN WOULDN'T MESS AROUND BEHIND MY BACK 1638 01:15:52,150 --> 01:15:54,018 UNLESS SOMEBODY LIKE YOU TEMPT HER. 1639 01:15:54,018 --> 01:15:55,320 I COSIGN THAT. 1640 01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:56,787 IF IT WAS MY WOMAN, 1641 01:15:56,787 --> 01:15:59,790 I'D DO THE SAME DAMN THING AND MORE! 1642 01:15:59,790 --> 01:16:01,726 OH. 1643 01:16:01,726 --> 01:16:03,928 I'M TELLIN' YA, IT WASN'T ME, BROTHER. 1644 01:16:03,928 --> 01:16:05,730 THAT'S RIGHT! 1645 01:16:05,730 --> 01:16:08,166 IT WASN'T HIM! 1646 01:16:08,166 --> 01:16:10,701 NO. IT WAS THAT LOW-DOWN, 1647 01:16:10,701 --> 01:16:15,039 ROTTEN, CHEAP-ASS, SCUMBAG DUKIE. 1648 01:16:15,039 --> 01:16:16,774 Woman: IT'S ALWAYS THE HUSBAND. 1649 01:16:16,774 --> 01:16:18,176 Bigg: WHAT? IT'S SHOWTIME. 1650 01:16:18,176 --> 01:16:21,179 OH, SHIT. 1651 01:16:21,179 --> 01:16:22,213 UHH! 1652 01:16:22,213 --> 01:16:23,781 Bigg: YAH. 1653 01:16:23,781 --> 01:16:25,583 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1654 01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:28,453 IF I CONTROL MY ARMS, I CAN GET UP IN THE AIR. 1655 01:16:28,453 --> 01:16:29,587 I CAN CONTROL MY--OHH! 1656 01:16:29,587 --> 01:16:31,456 YOUR ASS HISTORY, PUNK! 1657 01:16:31,456 --> 01:16:33,424 Dukie: WAIT. LET ME GO. 1658 01:16:35,993 --> 01:16:38,663 SINCLAIR, I HOPE THIS DON'T AFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP. 1659 01:16:38,663 --> 01:16:40,865 IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU THIS SHIT IS HAPPENIN'. 1660 01:16:40,865 --> 01:16:42,600 THAT'S ENOUGH, NOW. 1661 01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:43,601 KICK HIS ASS! 1662 01:16:43,601 --> 01:16:45,203 LET HIM GO! GET OFF OF ME. 1663 01:16:45,203 --> 01:16:47,405 THAT IS ENOUGH. LET HIM GO! 1664 01:16:52,577 --> 01:16:54,212 HA HA HA HA. 1665 01:16:54,212 --> 01:16:55,246 ARETHA! 1666 01:16:55,246 --> 01:16:57,415 THAT'S A HELL OF A PUNCH LINE. 1667 01:16:57,415 --> 01:16:59,016 Rudy: YOU BIG MOTHERFUCKER. 1668 01:16:59,016 --> 01:17:01,686 I'M-A LET THE AIR OUTTA YOU. 1669 01:17:04,989 --> 01:17:06,857 CALM DOWN, NOW. JUST CALM DOWN, NOW. 1670 01:17:06,857 --> 01:17:09,394 YAH! YAH! UHH! 1671 01:17:09,394 --> 01:17:11,396 SOMEBODY GET ME A WHIP AND A CHAIR 1672 01:17:11,396 --> 01:17:13,431 FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER. 1673 01:17:18,102 --> 01:17:19,804 OOH! 1674 01:17:38,923 --> 01:17:41,025 Women: JACKIE! 1675 01:17:41,025 --> 01:17:43,861 JACKIE, WHERE YOU GOIN'?! 1676 01:17:45,162 --> 01:17:49,166 COME ON BACK HERE, BABY! DON'T GO! 1677 01:17:49,166 --> 01:17:51,969 JACKIE! JACKIE, YOU DON'T WANT HER. 1678 01:17:51,969 --> 01:17:54,872 COME HERE, BABY. JACKIE. 1679 01:18:01,212 --> 01:18:02,547 OHH. 1680 01:18:02,547 --> 01:18:06,150 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. AAH! 1681 01:18:06,150 --> 01:18:07,885 AAH! 1682 01:18:07,885 --> 01:18:09,320 OH, SHIT! 1683 01:18:15,426 --> 01:18:19,364 OH, MY GOD. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 1684 01:18:19,364 --> 01:18:20,531 LOOK AT YA. 1685 01:18:20,531 --> 01:18:23,568 DIRTY, FILTHY, NO SELF-RESPECT. 1686 01:18:23,568 --> 01:18:25,770 AND WE STILL WANT YOU. 1687 01:18:34,779 --> 01:18:36,180 RU, THIS IS DANGEROUS. 1688 01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:38,316 I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE DRIVIN' YOU HOME. 1689 01:18:38,316 --> 01:18:40,418 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO 1690 01:18:40,418 --> 01:18:42,420 NO, YOU COULDA TOOK A CAB. 1691 01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:44,455 AS MUCH AS YOU PUT ME THROUGH TONIGHT, 1692 01:18:44,455 --> 01:18:46,557 I OUGHTA MAKE YOU CARRY ME TO THE DOOR. 1693 01:18:46,557 --> 01:18:48,826 DAMN. ME AND MY POLITICS. 1694 01:18:49,927 --> 01:18:51,896 MY SHIT IS-- 1695 01:18:52,897 --> 01:18:55,366 SHIT IS DEAD, MAN. 1696 01:19:13,918 --> 01:19:15,720 DAMN. SHH! 1697 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:18,723 YO, I'M SORRY 'BOUT TONIGHT, RUBE, ALL RIGHT? 1698 01:19:18,723 --> 01:19:19,924 I MESSED UP. 1699 01:19:19,924 --> 01:19:22,893 COME ON, BABY. TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 1700 01:19:22,893 --> 01:19:25,095 OH-OH. THERE'S DUKIE. THAT'S DUKIE. 1701 01:19:25,095 --> 01:19:26,497 TALK TO HIM, ALL RIGHT? 1702 01:19:26,497 --> 01:19:28,766 HE AIN'T GONNA DO NOTHIN'. THAT MAN CRAZY ABOUT ME. 1703 01:19:28,766 --> 01:19:30,034 UH-OH. 1704 01:19:30,034 --> 01:19:33,704 BITE 'EM IN THE ASS! DON'T BE NO RIN-TIN-TIN! 1705 01:19:33,704 --> 01:19:35,740 I DON'T WANT NO RIN-TIN-TIN STUFF. 1706 01:19:35,740 --> 01:19:38,042 WE GONNA BITE SOME ASS TONIGHT. 1707 01:19:38,042 --> 01:19:40,778 Ruby Lin: HE WASN'T WORTH ALL OF THIS. 1708 01:19:40,778 --> 01:19:42,847 OH, THE MOTHERFUCKER WON'T START! 1709 01:19:43,881 --> 01:19:45,983 Dukie: BITE THEM! 1710 01:19:48,519 --> 01:19:50,421 COME ON, BITE, BITE, BITE, BITE. COME ON, TIGER! 1711 01:19:50,421 --> 01:19:52,590 THAT DOG NEVER DID LIKE ME. 1712 01:19:52,590 --> 01:19:54,359 Terry: YEAH, LET'S GO. 1713 01:19:54,359 --> 01:19:56,327 COME ON, TIGER, GO GET 'EM! 1714 01:19:56,327 --> 01:19:59,564 THAT'S IT, TIGER. BITE 'EM IN THE ASS! BITE 'EM GOOD. 1715 01:19:59,564 --> 01:20:02,400 Terry: DON'T SHOOT. DON'T SHOOT. 1716 01:20:04,702 --> 01:20:07,338 MY DICK! WHERE'S MY DICK?! 1717 01:20:07,338 --> 01:20:09,239 WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 1718 01:20:09,239 --> 01:20:10,541 AAH! 1719 01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:13,143 YOU, THAT'S WHO! 1720 01:20:13,143 --> 01:20:14,345 M-- 1721 01:20:14,345 --> 01:20:17,181 IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU MY SHIT IS-- 1722 01:20:17,181 --> 01:20:19,350 MY SHIT IS GONE! 1723 01:20:20,284 --> 01:20:22,152 AAH! LOOK, BABY, LOOK. 1724 01:20:22,152 --> 01:20:23,588 HA HA HA HA HA. 1725 01:20:23,588 --> 01:20:26,357 MY SHIT IS BACK! MY SHIT! 1726 01:20:26,357 --> 01:20:29,059 MY SHIT IS-- MY SHIT IS BACK, GIRL! 1727 01:20:29,059 --> 01:20:31,061 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 1728 01:20:31,061 --> 01:20:32,863 WELCOME HOME, MAN. 1729 01:20:32,863 --> 01:20:34,965 OH, BABY, I'M SO HAPPY FOR US. 1730 01:20:34,965 --> 01:20:36,000 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1731 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,569 WE GOT TO RETHINK THIS "US" SHIT. 1732 01:20:38,569 --> 01:20:40,070 OH, COME ON, TERRY. 1733 01:20:40,070 --> 01:20:41,572 NO, US IS THE PROBLEM. 1734 01:20:44,308 --> 01:20:45,309 HELLO! 1735 01:20:45,309 --> 01:20:47,945 MY SHIT IS BACK. 1736 01:20:47,945 --> 01:20:49,079 WHO'S THAT? 1737 01:20:49,079 --> 01:20:50,448 DUKIE. HE'S CRYIN'. 1738 01:20:50,448 --> 01:20:51,749 HELLO. 1739 01:20:51,749 --> 01:20:54,118 NO, DUKIE, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 1740 01:20:54,118 --> 01:20:57,254 NO, YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. I'M NOT GOIN' BACK TO YOU. 1741 01:20:57,254 --> 01:20:59,590 WHAT ABOUT US? YOU KNOW, THE BUSINESS? 1742 01:20:59,590 --> 01:21:01,859 OKAY, ON TWO CONDITIONS. 1743 01:21:01,859 --> 01:21:04,995 ONE, GET RID OF THAT MANGY, FLEA-BITTEN, VICIOUS ANIMAL. 1744 01:21:04,995 --> 01:21:06,997 NO, I'M NOT TALKIN' 'BOUT YOUR DOG, 1745 01:21:06,997 --> 01:21:08,866 I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT YOUR MAMA. 1746 01:21:08,866 --> 01:21:11,736 Terry: I AM THROUGH. I AM THROUGH WITH POLITICS. 1747 01:21:11,736 --> 01:21:13,504 I AM THROUGH WITH THAT SHIT. 1748 01:21:13,504 --> 01:21:18,509 FROM NOW ON, HEY, I'M-A USE MY TALENTS. 1749 01:21:18,509 --> 01:21:21,145 I'M-A DO JUST LIKE JACKIE AND KIMMIE-- 1750 01:21:21,145 --> 01:21:23,848 FALL IN LOVE, GET UP IN THE MORNIN', 1751 01:21:23,848 --> 01:21:26,751 GO TO CHURCH, AND THEN WE'RE GOIN' STRAIGHT HOME. 1752 01:21:26,751 --> 01:21:28,753 YOU KNOW THEY DIDN'T COME OUT THE HOUSE 1753 01:21:28,753 --> 01:21:30,287 FOR FOUR WHOLE MONTHS? 1754 01:21:30,287 --> 01:21:34,058 LOOKIN' AT KIMMIE-- HA HA HA 1755 01:21:34,058 --> 01:21:35,626 HA. 1756 01:21:35,626 --> 01:21:37,294 NO, NO, NO, NO, 1757 01:21:37,294 --> 01:21:39,564 NOT LIKE BROTHER ROACH AND BROTHER KWAME. 1758 01:21:39,564 --> 01:21:44,334 SEE, THESE BROTHERS STILL GOT THEIR EYES ON THE PUSSY PATROL 1759 01:21:44,334 --> 01:21:46,971 INSTEAD OF THE BALL. 1760 01:21:49,373 --> 01:21:52,209 NOW, AS FOR BIGG AND PERCY, 1761 01:21:52,209 --> 01:21:54,378 WELL, I HEAR THEY'VE BECOME BEST FRIENDS 1762 01:21:54,378 --> 01:21:55,780 AND WENT ON THE ROAD 1763 01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:58,382 AS A RAPPING AND WRESTLING TAG TEAM-- 1764 01:21:58,382 --> 01:22:01,351 LITTLE FEETS AND BIGG FOOTS. 1765 01:22:01,351 --> 01:22:04,689 I THINK THE 20 JEALOUS HUSBANDS WILL WIN. 1766 01:22:04,689 --> 01:22:06,323 AS FOR ARETHA, WELL, 1767 01:22:06,323 --> 01:22:09,860 SHE STOPPED WORKIN' FOR A WHILE--YEAH, TO HAVE A BABY. 1768 01:22:09,860 --> 01:22:12,062 OF COURSE BIGG WAS THE DADDY, 1769 01:22:12,062 --> 01:22:15,666 AND THE DAMN BABY WEIGHED 18 POUNDS! 1770 01:22:15,666 --> 01:22:17,167 LOOK AT HER. 1771 01:22:17,167 --> 01:22:19,403 WELL, AS FOR RUBY LIN AND DUKIE, 1772 01:22:19,403 --> 01:22:21,739 WELL, FORTUNATELY, THEY HOOKED IT UP AGAIN, 1773 01:22:21,739 --> 01:22:26,010 WITHOUT ME AND WITHOUT THE DOG. 1774 01:22:26,977 --> 01:22:29,046 DAMN. THAT'S A DAMN SHAME. 1775 01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:33,484 OH, WELL. I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. YOU KNOW WHY. 1776 01:22:33,484 --> 01:22:38,122 HA. MY SHIT IS BACK! HA HA HA! 1777 01:22:40,825 --> 01:22:42,560 SHH... 1778 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:49,066 * OHH * 1779 01:22:49,066 --> 01:22:50,467 * AH * 1780 01:22:50,467 --> 01:22:55,239 * OHH * 1781 01:22:55,239 --> 01:22:56,574 * BABY * 1782 01:22:56,574 --> 01:22:59,376 * TALKIN' DIRTY * 1783 01:22:59,376 --> 01:23:01,045 * TALK * 1784 01:23:01,045 --> 01:23:04,181 * TALKIN' DIRTY... AFTER DARK * 1785 01:23:04,181 --> 01:23:05,950 * TALKIN' DIRTY, TALKIN' DIRTY TO ME * 1786 01:23:05,950 --> 01:23:08,619 * TALKIN' DIRTY, TALKIN' DIRTY TO ME * 1787 01:23:08,619 --> 01:23:10,087 * TALK * 1788 01:23:10,087 --> 01:23:13,524 * TALKIN' DIRTY... AFTER DARK * 1789 01:23:13,524 --> 01:23:15,025 * TALKIN' DIRTY, TALKIN' DIRTY TO ME * 1790 01:23:15,025 --> 01:23:17,828 * TALKIN' DIRTY, TALKIN' DIRTY TO ME * 1791 01:23:17,828 --> 01:23:22,199 * EACH NIGHT I GO OUT TO MY FAVORITE SPOT * 1792 01:23:22,199 --> 01:23:26,370 * AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'M EXTREMELY HOT * 1793 01:23:26,370 --> 01:23:29,874 Woman: NO, NO, NO, LISTEN, CLOSER THAN THAT. 1794 01:23:29,874 --> 01:23:31,742 AHH. 1795 01:23:31,742 --> 01:23:36,146 OOH, OOH, OOH. NO, THAT'S TOO CLOSE. 1796 01:23:36,146 --> 01:23:38,883 MM. AHH. 1797 01:23:38,883 --> 01:23:42,452 OOH, HERE, BABY. AHH. 1798 01:23:42,452 --> 01:23:46,390 HAVE A BREATH MINT. UH-HUH. 1799 01:23:48,826 --> 01:23:51,428 YEAH, SEE, THAT'S BETTER. 1800 01:23:56,901 --> 01:24:03,608 NOW... N-NOW WE CAN TALK DIRTY. 1801 01:24:03,608 --> 01:24:07,645 YOU RAISE MY CHOLESTEROL LEVEL. 1802 01:24:07,645 --> 01:24:10,314 I WANNA MAKE BISCUITS, 1803 01:24:10,314 --> 01:24:13,618 AND I CAN'T EVEN COOK. 1804 01:24:13,618 --> 01:24:17,988 OHH, OHH, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO GET A DIVORCE. 1805 01:24:17,988 --> 01:24:22,693 LEGAL ACTION TURNS ME ON. 1806 01:24:22,693 --> 01:24:25,395 BE MY JUDGE, BABY. 1807 01:24:25,395 --> 01:24:28,298 BANG ME WITH YOUR BIG GAVEL. 1808 01:24:38,609 --> 01:24:42,346 I'M MOANIN'. UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 1809 01:24:42,346 --> 01:24:44,348 I'M BLOWIN' IT. 1810 01:24:44,348 --> 01:24:49,854 OHH, I GOT A TOOTHACHE. 1811 01:24:49,854 --> 01:24:55,760 OWW. I NEED SOME ASPIRIN, BABY. 1812 01:24:55,760 --> 01:25:01,899 THAT'S A DOUBLE SHOT, YOU KNOW, OF YOUR LOVE. 1813 01:25:01,899 --> 01:25:07,104 OHH. OH, OOH, OOH, YOU KNOW I NEED YOU, BABY. 1814 01:25:12,142 --> 01:25:14,278 * OWW! * 1815 01:25:14,278 --> 01:25:16,681 * DA-DA DA-DA DO * 1816 01:25:20,517 --> 01:25:22,519 * UHH! TAKE THAT * 1817 01:25:22,519 --> 01:25:24,521 * I BET YOU REALLY DON'T SEE * 1818 01:25:24,521 --> 01:25:26,791 * WHAT YOU DO TO ME * 1819 01:25:26,791 --> 01:25:30,961 * GIRL, YOUR LOVE FEELS FINE * 1820 01:25:30,961 --> 01:25:33,063 * THE WAY YOUR BODY MOVES ME * 1821 01:25:33,063 --> 01:25:35,232 * MAKES ME BELIEVE * 1822 01:25:35,232 --> 01:25:39,569 * THAT MY HEART NEEDS YOU * 1823 01:25:39,569 --> 01:25:41,571 * I CAN TELL * 1824 01:25:41,571 --> 01:25:43,774 * BY THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES * 1825 01:25:43,774 --> 01:25:48,345 * THAT YOU'LL SOON BE MINE * 1826 01:25:48,345 --> 01:25:49,880 * TAKE YOUR TIME * 1827 01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:52,216 * GIRL, IT'S NOT TOO LATE * 1828 01:25:52,216 --> 01:25:56,754 * YOUR LOVE IS WORTH THE WAIT * 1829 01:25:56,754 --> 01:25:58,422 * WHY CAN'T * 1830 01:25:58,422 --> 01:26:00,925 * I HAVE YOUR LOVE? * 1831 01:26:00,925 --> 01:26:03,293 * IT'S MEANT FOR ME * 1832 01:26:03,293 --> 01:26:05,362 * OWW! * 1833 01:26:05,362 --> 01:26:06,831 * I CAN'T * 1834 01:26:06,831 --> 01:26:09,499 * GIVE YOU GOOD LOVE * 1835 01:26:09,499 --> 01:26:11,702 * GIRL, CAN'T YOU SEE * 1836 01:26:11,702 --> 01:26:13,570 * UHH! TAKE THAT * 1837 01:26:13,570 --> 01:26:15,572 * I BET YOU DON'T REALIZE * 1838 01:26:15,572 --> 01:26:17,708 * SINCE YOU CAME IN MY LIFE * 1839 01:26:17,708 --> 01:26:22,046 * MY WHOLE WORLD TURNED AROUND * 1840 01:26:22,046 --> 01:26:23,981 * THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL * 1841 01:26:23,981 --> 01:26:26,550 * GIRL, I CAN'T BELIEVE * 1842 01:26:26,550 --> 01:26:31,055 * THAT YOU DON'T FEEL THE SAME * 123708