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[wolf howling]

[bats screeching]

[owl hooting]

Hello? Can I interest you in

buying one of my brand-new turbo vacuums?

[door creaks]

Hello?

Ooh. Nice and dusty.

This could be my biggest sale yet!

Uh, hello? Hello?

[jazz music playing]

A party!

Nothing livens up a social gathering

like a good vacuum cleaner demonstration!

[music continues playing]

[stammering] Oh!

[yelps]

-[growls] -[yelps]

[stammering] Would you like to buy a vacuum cleaner?

Leave this place!

Now!

[bats screeching]

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo And Guess Who? ♪

♪ We know you're One in a million ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ To catch and unmask That villain ♪

[Scooby-Doo] Oh! It's Liza Koshy.

[owl hooting]

[Daphne] Um, Freddy...

[shivering] Do you think you could turn up the heat in here...

just a little?

Whoa. Like, don't touch that dial, Fred!

Yeah, we need it cold.

All our frozen pizzas gotta stay frozen, man.

Yeah, yeah, frozen!

I still don't understand what all this is about.

[chuckles]

I'm sure you don't remember, Velma,

but we all agreed that once a year,

Scoob and I get to choose the mystery that we want to solve.

Uh-huh! We did.

So, like, when our good friend invites us to discover

the mystery of which tastes better...

delivery pizza,

or frozen pizza...

That's our pick.

But there's no mystery.

And no excitement.

And no traps.

And no ghosts.

Oh, yeah! [giggles]

I think we should try one frozen,

what do you think, Scoob?

Uh-huh! [giggles]

-[chomping] -[shattering]

Huh. Not bad once you get past the jaggedy icy bits.

Uh, hurts.

But in a good way.

-Jinkies! -[Fred gasps]

This is Thraber Manor!

It's the once-magnificent home

of 1930s newspaper magnate, Charles M. Thraber.

Uh, what's a newspaper?

You know, for a non-spooky mystery,

this place sure looks spooky.

Oh, it is.

It's one of the most haunted mansions in the world!

-[whimpering] -[Liza] Hey!

[gang gasping]

-[Liza] Gotcha. -Hold the phone! It's...

[gang] Actress, Internet star,

comedian, and television host,

Liza Koshy!

What? Oh, this old thing? Yeah, I know.

I'm so many things that I totally forget sometimes.

[chuckles] I'm modest.

What up, Shaggy and Scoob?

How you doing, Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby...

[giggles]

Like, Liza, I thought we were testing different pizzas.

Why are we at this creepy old mansion?

Oh, it's for my new vlog series,

"Liza gets scared from here till next Thursday."

Check it out.

What up? It's your girl Liza Koshy.

I'm all alone in some creepy woods at night.

What's the worst that can happen, right?

[growling]

Oh! Werewolf!

[growling]

Oh! Caveman!

[grunting]

[gasping] Mummy!

[growling]

[whimpering]

Oh, my gosh.

Ugh. My peeps spooked this content-maker

out of her mind.

You girls, y'all are crazy. You stop. [chuckles]

That's a wrap.

I will see you all on the next vlog.

Koshy out!

Dude, that video's got, like,

32 million views!

Call it "content." It sounds cuter.

Anyway, I thought it'd make an awesome vid

if we compared pizza...

while scared out of our ever-loving minds

here at this spooky mansion. What you think?

-No way. -Nuh-uh.

What? Come on!

It's guaranteed to go viral.

Ooh. And...

it just got 828,932 views.

Plus, it's all the pizza you can eat,

delivery and frozen.

[hungry panting]

[both] Okay, we'll do it.

Huh. Packing crates.

But they're empty.

Hmm. Time to do some research.

I've been following the Thraber mystery for years.

Look. Charles M. Thraber used to travel the globe

collecting priceless antiquities,

which he would show off at extravagant parties,

until one day, he banished everyone

so he could be alone with his treasures.

People say his ghost haunts the manor to this day.

-[Thraber's ghost] Get out! -[all gasping]

You are not welcome.

Leave now!

Get out!

[all whimpering]

[Scooby-Doo and Shaggy whimpering and panting]

Guys. Guys, you can stop now.

The ghost is gone.

But, like, where did he go?

I don't know. Let's just hope he comes back.

[both] Huh?

This is the best vid ever...

-so far. -[man] Get out!

[all gasping]

Don't you hear so good? I said,

get out!

[both whimpering]

Guys, save it for the video.

It's just the caretaker.

More treasure hunters, eh?

Well, you're too late.

Everything's gone. The place is empty!

Oh, we're not here to loot the place.

Yeah, no. We just want to make

some super-spooky vlogs of a real ghost. [chuckles]

Assuming the ghost is real.

Oh, it's very real.

And I hope it scares you all into an early grave!

Hmm.

-Very suspicious. -[rumbling]

[both grunting]

Hey, where are you two going?

Like, dude, we are leaving.

Outta here!

Are you two seriously walking out on your girl

and this big ol'

heaping pile of delivery pizza that I just ordered?

-[engine roaring] -[tires screeching]

[doorbell rings]

Jeepers. That's good service.

Dudes, you guys should totally get outta here while you still can, man.

This place is hecka haunted, bro.

I'm counting on it.

[Shaggy and Scooby-Doo straining]

[both exclaiming]

Like, the power of the pizza

compels us.

Powerless to resist.

-[both gasping] -[Shaggy] Mean!

So mean!

[Daphne] Mr. Thraber would be heartbroken

if he could see all his grand treasures were stolen.

I'm equal parts hungry and afraid.

Yeah. I'm afr-ungry too.

You know, Ms. Koshy, I make Internet videos, too.

I've got a channel dedicated to the art of traps.

It's called "'Trappin' Fred does traps!"

My mom is my only follower right now, but...

You know, I know you have millions of followers.

Do you think you could help me get more?

I'm sure your mom follows me too, that's cool.

Sure thing though, Freddy. Anything.

Uh-oh. Almost forgot the condiment.

Thanks.

[Thraber's ghost] You're welcome.

Huh?

-[both gasping] -Be gone from here...

[screaming] Now!

[both yelping]

[growling]

Now this is content.

I mean... [yelps]

[Thraber's ghost roaring]

To the exit!

[jazz music playing]

[all exclaiming]

[gang exclaiming]

Hey! Hey, guys, this ghost band really bangs.

Leave now!

[roars and grunts]

[Thraber's ghost growls]

[Thraber's ghost] Get out!

[growls]

[groans]

[pants]

[Shaggy panting]

[straining]

[exclaims]

Step aside, boys!

[Thraber's ghost growling]

[Liza] I've heard of a sleepover,

but this is my first sleep-under.

[low growl]

[Shaggy] Scoob, stop breathing down my neck.

[Scooby-Doo] It's not me, it's him.

[Thraber's ghost] Leave!

[all yelping]

Hey! In here!

[low growl]

[Thraber's ghost] Ah.

Huh. Hmm.

[low growl]

Okay, now remember to look really spooked, all right?

[both stammering] Sure thing.

Like, no problem.

[doorknob rattling]

Ah! This is so sick!

And terrifying!

[Shaggy and Scooby-Doo whining]

[camera shutter clicks]

That's my thumbnail. Great work, guys. Great work.

Liza, no one's gonna

want to watch us being seriously scarified.

Actually, it's already got seven million views.

Whoa. Check out that Koshy bump.

I knew there was a mystery here.

Fred, Daphne, let's look for clues.

Like, what are we meant to do?

Cook up some frozen pizza

and hope things get scary, that's what.

Now we can get to doing what we do best...

Eating pizza.

Oh, wait. Let's capture all the snacking action.

What up, gang?

And welcome to "Scooby-doo foods it up."

Scooby-foody-doo!

Today we're cooking up an old family recipe...

pizza sandwiches.

Just like Mama-doo used to do.

[Shaggy] First thing, bros,

we take two pizzas as bread,

and we pack it with more pizza...

And more pizza,

and more pizza and more pizza.

[giggles]

Add just a little chocolate sauce.

Stick it in the oven. Yeah!

[giggles]

Until you can't wait any longer. [giggles]

[Fred] Hmm.

Maybe I should make the titles for my videos more clickbait-y.

Like, "You'll never believe who just got trapped!"

Or "Monsters hate these six secret trapping tricks!"

Yeah, maybe that'll get people watching me.

Actually, Freddy,

I think we're already being watched.

[realtor groans and grunts]

The Thraber estate is not for sale,

no matter how much you offer!

We're here to investigate the place, not buy it.

Well, good. I've been trying to get this rotting dump

knocked down for years in order to build this.

The Charles M. Thraber mall/fitness center!

Now I finally have all the permits I need.

Demolition begins at midnight tonight.

So I'd get out of here if I were you snoopy teens.

Whoo!

Midnight? That gives us less than an hour to solve this mystery.

[timer dings]

[both] Delicious!

-[jazz music playing] -[both] Huh?

[Thraber's ghost] Be gone from here...

[screaming] Now!

[ghost growls]

[Shaggy yelps]

[Thraber's ghost] Go!

Like, man, we are trying to!

And miss out on all this smoking footage?

I think not.

[growling]

Like, I think less footage, more running.

[both exclaiming]

[Thraber's ghost growling]

[Shaggy] There!

[Thraber's ghost growling]

[both grunting]

Order up!

We already saw this vid.

Remember to smash that "subscribe" button.

[Shaggy gasping and whining]

[giggles]

I think we are definitely exceeding maximum capacity!

-[all screaming] -[thud]

[all groaning]

[screaming]

This vid is fire!

Oh, but it's still not that trending sensation that I'm looking for.

Hmm. Interesting.

I wonder...

[Fred, Liza and Daphne] Wow!

Guys, this mystery is really starting to come together.

It's time we trapped ourselves a ghost.

Not a chance.

This was supposed to be a pizza mystery.

No pizza, no mystery.

[both] No pizza, no mystery!

No pizza, no mystery!

No pizza, no mystery!

[sighing] You're right.

A deal's a deal.

-[engine roaring] -[tires screeching]

[doorbell rings]

[both gasping and exclaiming]

-[Shaggy] Oh, boy. -[Scooby-Doo panting]

You guys are still here?

That is crazy, dude.

This place freaks me out, man. Later, bros.

-[Shaggy giggling] -Oh, yummy, yummy.

Wow. You've got to give me the name of that app.

Now is it trapping time?

Guys, let's make us a viral video.

What up, guys? It's your girl Liza

welcoming you to a brand-new vid

I'm calling "Demolition."

[mimicking echoing]

'Lition.

Take it away, boys.

Let's bring the house down.

Like, ready, Scooby-Doo?

Ready, Shaggy.

[Thraber's ghost exclaiming wickedly]

Leave!

Leave!

Okay, yeah. We'll leave...

if you can catch us!

[Scooby-Doo exclaiming]

[Scooby-Doo] Whoa!

-[Shaggy] Whoa! -[Scooby-Doo groans]

[Liza grunts]

[Shaggy] Do it, Daph!

-[Daphne grunts] -[Thraber's ghost growling]

Whoops!

Leave!

-[Daphne] Jeepers! -[growling]

[panting]

[Scooby-Doo and Shaggy groaning and grunting]

Be gone from here...

Now!

Now that was scary.

Could you do it again for the camera please?

Huh?

Leave!

-[Shaggy yelps] -[Thraber's ghost growling]

[Liza groans and grunts]

Liza Koshy! No!

Go! Forget about me!

Save yourselves!

No way, Liza Koshy.

Yeah, Liza. Like, we're your boys.

We got you.

Leave. Leave!

-[Shaggy and Scooby-Doo whining] -[Thraber's ghost growling]

Got you. Do it, Trapping Freddy!

You'll be needing this.

Huh?

And now let's see who this ghost really is.

[all] The pizza guy?

Double-crossed by pizza?

Man, that is so wrong.

[sighing] Oh, say it ain't so.

Unfortunately it is, Scooby.

It all makes perfect sense.

We know that Charles M. Thraber was so protective of his treasures

that he hid them from view.

Following his demise, his antiquities were

stripped from the manor,

not by treasure hunters,

but by the original countries he took them from.

He wasn't an art collector,

he was an art looter.

All his plunder was returned, except for one piece...

the famous lost ceiling of the Franchiesi Palace.

[all] Whoa.

Now that is some serious chrome.

Charles M. Thraber hid the spectacular ceiling

behind plain plaster

so no one would be able to find it.

And no one did...

until now.

You know, I thought much the same thing,

but let's compare notes to see how you worked it out.

[Velma] Well, first there were the fiery footprints.

I noticed a powdery residue which could have been plaster.

Then the packing crates we discovered were brand new,

which told me someone was planning to remove something from the manor.

The music and instruments were just special effects,

designed to keep people away so he could remove the ceiling.

But when the manor was set to be demolished at midnight,

he realized he had to take it tonight.

Footprints, packing crates,

holograms, permits... uh-huh!

That's... That's exactly what I had, Velma!

What I don't understand is how the pizza guy knew

about the lost Italian ceiling in the first place?

Easy. Because he's not a pizza guy.

[Koshy, gang] The caretaker?

Yes. Pizza rules.

We knew pizza would never betray us.

[groans] One by one,

they came and they took Mr. Thraber's treasures,

but only I knew where the ceiling was.

I was going to take it

and sell it on the underground art market for millions.

And I would have gotten away with it, too,

if it weren't for you meddling kids

and video-making multimedia star Liza Koshy!

Mister, that golden treasure belongs in a museum...

in Italy, on a ceiling!

And that's just where it's going to go.

Yo, that's a wrap. Thanks, guys.

This has been the spookiest mystery vlog ever.

I had mad fun hanging out with Mystery Inc.

Say hi, gang.

Hi, gang!

And I'll see all of y'all on the next installment of...

"'Trappin' Freddie does traps"!

Traps. Traps!

Yeah. Koshy's out,

and Scooby-dooby-doo!

[theme music playing]