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-[announcer] You're watching Eat-ing Sports. -[commercial music playing]

The home of big league eating.

Oh, yeah!

Brought to you by Haggerty's Hot Dogs.

The dog that puts a smile on your face.

[chuckles]

Don't forget the mustard!

[announcer] Up next, hot dog eating,

as five-time champ, Joey Chestnut

will compete for the coveted pickle belt,

against current title holder, "Big-Eddy" Eats!

Live from Haggerty's Hot Dog factory in the heart of Chicago.

It's the annual Haggerty Hot Dog Eat Off!

Oh, yeah!

[audience clapping and cheering]

I want a good, clean competition.

No belching, burping or excessive chipmunking.

Now, go to your corners and come out eating.

[Big Eddy growls]

Mouths ready?

-And... -[rumbling]

-Wait, do you feel that? -[ground rumbling]

[screaming]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[whimpering]

Why does this crazy stuff keep happening to me?

I'm just an actor!

[growling]

[bats screeching]

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo And Guess Who? ♪

♪ We know you're One in a million ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ To catch and unmask that villain ♪

[Scooby] Whoa, it's Joey Chestnut.

[Velma] Well, this is it, gang,

Haggerty's Hot Dog factory in the heart of Chicago.

A mystery at a hot dog factory.

Like, man, we're not even mad about how scared we're gonna be.

Check it, Scoob, the Haggerty Hot Dog dog looks just like you.

Really? Hmm.

I don't see it.

-[alarm blaring] -[all gasp]

[suspenseful music playing]

Welcome to Haggerty's Hot Dog factory, you kooky kids.

Mr. Haggerty, we came as soon as we got your call.

Sounds like there's no time to waste.

I, uh, I couldn't agree more.

Follow me.

Like, man, Scoob, [chuckles]

I hope you brought your appetite.

I never go anywhere without it.

-[machines whirring] -This is where the magic happens.

[both grunting]

Man, it's, like, beautiful.

[laughing giddily]

Shaggy, are we dreaming?

Like, somebody pinch us.

[both] Ouch!

[both] Guys, really?

-[Fred and Daphne laughing] -You did ask for it.

My great grandfather started from very humble beginnings.

He bought this land and built this factory.

But it was his super special secret ingredient

that led to the Haggerty family hot dog empire.

Super-secret ingredient?

We love those.

A secret ingredient? Intriguing.

-What is-- -It's a secret.

Okay, wow, yeah, okay. Well, now, Mr. Haggerty,

about this monster--

He's known as [softly] the Gnarled One.

[all] The Gnarled One!

Shh, keep it down.

[rapid beeping]

Once there was an ancient gnarled tree on this property.

It was said to be cursed.

When the settlers of Chicago cut it down,

the curse went into the ground.

And a horrible tree man monster called the Gnarled One was born.

That is why my great-grandfather got

the land for so cheap.

But my family never believed in the curse.

And we never had a problem until now.

That horrible monster is going to ruin the factory.

He's threatening to destroy everything.

-[both sniffling] -[Scooby] Hmm.

Scooby-Doo, what do you say we grab ourselves a couple of samples.

I say, Scooby-Dooby Duh!

[wheels creaking]

[teeth chattering]

I told you it'd work, Scoob,

you look just like him.

Hmm, I still don't see it.

[audience cheering]

[both] Oh!

[crowd clapping]

[announcer] Eat-ing Sports is back in Chicago,

with the annual Haggerty Hot Dog Eat Off!

Again! That's right! The start was delayed.

But now it's back on. Oh, yeah!

[audience cheering]

Joey Chestnut, he's my hero.

Mouths ready?

And...

Grr.

Eat!

[dinging]

-Like, come on, Joey. -[Scooby giggling]

Yeah, Joey, hurry. [chomp]

[dinging]

[both chomping]

You can do it.

Faster, faster. Joey, faster.

[chomping]

[aggressive chomping]

Huh!

[chomping]

[chomping]

Huh?

[alarm buzzes]

We have a winner!

[audience applauding]

This guy!

[spits]

What an upset, folks,

the new champion is a talking dog named Scooby-Doo.

Like, wow, Scooby-Doo, you just won the pickle belt.

-[giggles] -[burps]

It's a dream come true!

Perfect fit.

Whoa!

-[Haggerty Hot Dog dog yelps] -[glass shatters]

Oh, well, I guess there's always next year.

Zoinks! Like it's--

[both] Famous competitive eater, Joey Chestnut.

The one and only.

We're, like, your biggest fans.

Wiww you thign my dongue?

I'ww nevuh wath my dongue uhgain!

[slurp]

[gasps and whines]

[Fred] Hold the phone, it's...

[Fred, Velma and Daphne] Famous Competitive Eater Joey Chestnut.

They did that already.

Oh, sorry.

And guess what? We just lost

the annual Haggerty's Hot Dog eat off!

Because Scooby here just won it.

Here you go, buddy. You've earned it.

Like Scoob didn't even know there was a competition.

Yeah, I was just having a snack.

Nah, you won fair and square.

Congratulations, champ!

Mr. Haggerty, we demand an eat off do-over to give

Joey and Mr. Eddy a fair chance to win!

What do you say, Scoob? Best two out of three?

You betcha!

-Ruh! [pained whine] -[high-pitched ringing]

Scooby, what is it?

Ears. [whines]

Hurts.

[eerie music]

[all screaming]

[grunts]

[all grunting]

[all scream]

[Shaggy yells]

[Shaggy and Scooby] Horrible tree man monster!

[growls]

[yelling]

[bites]

[tires screech]

-[Gnarled One growls] -[both grunt]

-[Scooby scared whining] -Save us, Joey Chestnut!

[engine revving]

[Shaggy and Scooby yell]

I got you.

[roaring]

[Shaggy and Scooby yelling]

[roars]

[tires screech]

[Shaggy and Scooby whimpering]

[roars]

[Shaggy and Scooby grunting]

[roars]

Where'd he go, man?

He's gone.

[roaring]

[Shaggy and Scooby whining]

[roaring]

We gotta lighten the load. Guys, start eating!

-Now you're talking. -[both chomping]

I don't think Physics works like that.

Don't think with your head. Think with your mouth.

[chomping] Yeah, eat, Joey Chestnut, eat.

[roaring]

[all chomping]

[Shaggy] Like, it's working, man.

[loud roar]

Huh!

[Italian accent] Buongiorno, muah, I kiss-a my fingertips in the air

like-a this. Muah, muah!

Welcome to Bucco di Doo.

Party of one, huh?

[roars]

[excited growl]

[chomping]

Wow, that tree thing can really eat.

Take it from me. I'm a professional.

[growling]

[growls]

[metal clanging]

[roaring]

Yes! [giggles]

[Gnarled One roaring]

[Velma and Haggerty muffled talking]

Sure wish I had my weed trimmer right about now.

-[Fred grunts] -[Velma and Haggerty muffed talking]

Ugh, what happened?

It just got all brittle and died.

Lucky for us.

And very interesting.

[Shaggy and Scooby yelling]

[Shaggy] Look out!

[gang, Joey, Haggerty all yell]

Nice catch, guys.

[sigh] Like, I guess that's it.

At least we're all okay.

Okay? Okay?

This is a disaster!

-[machines whirring] -[eerie music playing]

[electrical surge, machines stop]

Don't worry, Mr. Haggerty, dude.

Like, maybe nobody will find out your factory's being disturbed

by some kooky cursed tree monster.

It's an Eat-ing Sports exclusive!

Haggerty's Hot Dog factory

is being destroyed by some kooky cursed tree monster.

[announcer] Looks like the annual hot dog eat off do-over

had a surprise entry: Legendary monster,

-the Gnarled One! -[roars]

Ba-bam!

Is this the end of Joey Chestnut's

-comeback hopes? -[ding]

Is this the end of Haggerty's Hot Dog?

The dog that puts a scream on your face.

Find out everything on Eat-ing Sports!

Oh, ho, yeah!

[triumphant music]

[glass shatters]

[Shaggy] Oh, boy.

Uh, sorry, Mr. Haggerty, dude,

looks like the word is officially out.

Oh, my, it's the curse. There's nothing else to do.

-Uh, I'm shutting down the factory, -[alarm blaring]

until we can figure out what is going on.

[both] Like, close the factory?

[both] Oh, no!

[machine stops]

[both gasp]

[both] Nooo!

[Shaggy whines]

What about the annual Haggerty's Hot Dog Eat Off do-over?

-Canceled indefinitely! -[Scooby] Hmm.

Oh, don't worry, Mr. C,

there's plenty of other things to eat competitively.

Like donuts, tacos, small meatballs.

I guess. But it just won't be the same.

I mean, hot dogs are my life.

-We hear ya. -Yeah. We hear ya.

Normally, we'd run from a mystery as fast as we could.

But this about something very close to our hearts.

Our stomachs.

And our admiration for competitive eating champ,

Joey Chestnut.

Oh, he's the best.

Oh, shucks, thanks, guys.

So, you see, like, Mr. Hot Dog dude,

we will save your factory and your famous hot dog eating competition.

Like, we'll trap that creepy tree monster, all so that this man,

this brave man right here,

can eat a huge number of hot dogs in record time.

Wow, Shaggy, seems all you needed to be a top notch

mystery-solving team was some hot dog driven motivation.

Like, man, I will do anything for hot dogs,

including eat them.

Wait, Shaggy, where did you get this?

Like, from the nasty tree guy.

Like, that monster dude only ate half.

"Waste not, want not,"

that's what I always say.

Hmm, interesting.

-[hissing] -[sniffling]

[wheels creaking]

Ooh, suspicious worker, come on!

[beeping]

Oh, shucks, we just missed her.

Hmm something strange is going on behind this door,

and we're gonna find out what.

[beeps]

-[beeps] -Miss Dinkley,

you can't go through that door.

I forbid it.

Oh, really?

[stutters] Well, that is the room where we add the family famous

secret ingredient

that makes Haggerty Hot Dogs put a smile on your face.

Hmm.

Just one last thing to check.

[high-pitched ringing]

Oh, my ears!

[yelping]

[all yell]

[Scooby whines]

-[beep] -[high-pitched ringing fades]

[Scooby whining]

Just like I thought.

This mystery is really starting to come together.

Time to set a trap.

Yes, trapping time.

All we need is the bait.

Nuh-uh, no way! I won't do it!

I didn't spend eight years in acting school

to play bait in a big trap!

I'm calling my manager! Duh!

We need to find ourselves another giant hot dog.

Uh!

Sorry, Joey, looks like you're it.

Actually, Scooby, I think they mean you.

[grunts] Why me?

[all] Because you look just like him.

Hmm, I don't know, I think he looks more like Shaggy.

[Scooby] Here I am, all alone.

The Haggerty Hot Dog dog making hot dogs.

[machine whirring]

No gnarled old tree monster is gonna stop our hot dog

eating contest. No, sir!

[vocalizing]

♪ Don't you know it's great to be a furter ♪

♪ Can't you tell it's swell to be a dog? ♪

♪ Bake me, steam me, boil me, fry me, grill me till I burst ♪

♪ Cover me in onions but put mustard on me first ♪

-[high-pitched ringing] -Oh, bad noise.

[whimpering]

Oh!

[roaring]

[whimpering]

[roars]

Ow, that hurts!

[growls]

[giggles] That tickles.

-[growls] -That hurts.

[giggles] That tickles.

[Scooby yelling]

[growling]

Now, fire the mustard!

[whimpering]

Launch the onions!

[bawling]

There, there, don't cry.

-Loose the dogs! -[lever clicks]

Mr. Chestnut, spring the trap.

[Scooby and Gnarled One grunting]

[mumbling]

Time to take these dogs for a spin.

[alarm blaring]

[Scooby] Whoa! Whoa!

[grunting]

[whimpers]

Now let's see who this horrible tree man monster really is.

[all] Big Eddy Eats!

I don't get it, but why?

It's all really quite simple.

[Velma] The first clue was Scooby's earache that I suspected

was caused by high frequency sound waves.

It's a "plant growth" app.

-[presses button]-You see, certain frequencies

induce extremely rapid growth in plants.

Big Eddy must have been using that same app when he attackedthe stage.

But the more condemning clue was the hot dog with teeth marks.

To the best of my knowledge, tree monsters do not have a dental plan.

This bite was made by human teeth.

I checked with Big Eddy's dentist and the bite marks matched.

And finally, Mr. Chestnut noticed the Gnarled One had a competitive appetite.

All of which points to one person.

The only thing I don't know is why.

[grunts] To stop Joey Chestnut from winning the pickle belt.

I only won it last year because I cheated.

Hmm.

[horn honking]

[crowd applauding]

[clears throat] Delivery for Mr. Joey Chestnut.

Great, I love muffins.

[chomping]

[wicked chuckle]

By the time of the competition,

Joey was already stuffed full of baked goods.

Duh, like I'm gonna say no to free muffins.

Yeah, like, that's crazy.

They're muffins and [laughs] they're free.

You totally got eat 'em.

Yeah, but no one falls for the free muffin basket trick twice.

So I figured if I shut down the annual Haggerty's Hot Dog Eat Off,

then Joey could never regain his title,

and it would have been mine forever.

And I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't

for you meddling kids and competitive eating champ, Joey Chestnut.

Oh, ho ho, thank you, you kooky bunch

of mystery-solving teens.

You saved my business,

and Haggerty's Hot Dog factory for all the world to enjoy.

Here you go, Mr. C.

Sorry, Shaggy, but there's only one way I want to get

this pickle belt, by winning it.

[announcer]It's Eat-ing Sports

-[glass shatters] -bringing you all the chews from the annual

Haggerty's Hot Dog Eat Off do-over, do-over, do-over.

Ba-bam!

Tonight, Joey Chestnut takes onhis biggest competitive eating

challenge of all time.

-[ting]-A talking dog named Scooby-Doo.

Brought to you by Haggerty's Hot Dogs.

[laughs]

Don't forget the mustard!

Mouths ready!

And, eat!

[both chomping]

[all cheering]

Come on, Joey, eat faster.

I mean, Scooby, Scooby, eat faster.

-[dinging] -[chomping]

[whines] Oh, I don't know who I want to win.

[chomping]

Whoa!

[rapid chomping]

[both rapid chomping]

[alarm blares]

We have a winner.

This guy!

Whoa! Another surprising upset!

Looks like the new champion is a shaggy-haired hippy guy named Shaggy.

Oh, sorry, Joey.

I didn't mean to win.

Oh, well, I guess there's always next year.

Hey, I got an idea.

Best seven out of ten?

Oh, boy!

[announcer] You're watching Eat-ing Sports:

The home of big league eating.

Oh, yeah!

Bringing you all the chews

from the annual Haggerty's Hot Dog Eat Off

do-over, do-over, do-over.