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Come on ladies, we're pushing pennies
around like a lot of old 'tards here.
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Let's see a real bet.
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Twice.
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- That's better.
- Fold.
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All in.
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Good morning mate.
Delivery for you.
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Fresh as you like.
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Bloody hell.
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What you plan on
doing with that?
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I'm gonna chop his head off.
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- You know I'm a vegetarian?!
- For Christ sake Tim!
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I'm not asking you
to fucking eat it.
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Only chop the head off.
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Ben, I can't mate.
Really, I can't.
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The head..
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Is mine.
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All right.
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Johnny's got the head.
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I've got the belly.
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Which leaves you
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thelegs
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the gut
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or the fucking tale.
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Where's the other fellow?
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You're late.
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Did I not make myself clear?!
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The other fellow, where is he?
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We can handle it!
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Guarantied!
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I need three of you inside.
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You've got three of us.
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You mean to tell me that tinker
bell here is gonna go inside?
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No.. Tinker..
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Tim.. will stay in the van.
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All right.
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So tink takes the wheel
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whilst you and loud
ass there go inside?
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The two of you?
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- I trust him with my life.
- Yeah, well I don't.
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So you find someone else, otherwise,
the deal is of, all right?!
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All right.
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I'll find another guy.
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Okay?
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If..
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And I mean if this goes
according to plan..
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He's got a ring.
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You take it!
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The ring is very
important to him.
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You might say it's
his little friend.
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Adios.
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Fucking tosser!
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- Hello?
- Happy birthday to you
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happy birthday to you
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happy birthday dear Michael
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happy birthday to you.
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Wow, I'm touched.
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Love you so much.
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Sounds like I'll come in for
a very good night tonight?!
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Oh yes, but it was
different in my dreams.
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Why is that?
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You've been having those
dirty dreams about me again?
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Mhm, but it happened in
a Polish restaurant.
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- Oh shit.
- Oh yes.
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No, that's no good, cause since you've
met me, all your dreams have come true.
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I know Michael. Look:
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I've ordered a table at
Gordon's, just the two of us.
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We have to be there in an hour.
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An hour?
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Yes.
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Well, at least it's not Polish.
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Definitely not. And I
have a surprise for you.
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Yeah, you should do.
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Besides, I've got a little
surprise for you too.
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Surprise?! I'm finally
going to meet the queen?
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Who told you?
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Everybody's talking about it.
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No, but.
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I do have a little..
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Michael?
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Michael?
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Now, there is a surprise.
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What?
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I'll be there in a jiffy.
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Okay-
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What the shitty fuck?!
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Let go of me!
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What the fuck?!
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Take it off!
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Please, let go of me.
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Help?!
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I'll give you anything!
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You work for her Majesty?
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What's it got to do with you?
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You'd take a bullet in your
bullocks for queen and country?
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What?
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Even though the old deer makes you
work on your fucking birthday.
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Johnny, you fucker!
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Happy birthday mate.
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God save the Queen.
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Piss off Ben!
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Come on! Come on! Let me out!
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You scared the shit out of me.
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Here. Happy birthday fellow.
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Yeah, what were you doing
with that bunny rabbit, eh?
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That is Jess..
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Well it was just
Jessica's present.
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I was thinking about
you, the whole time.
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Oh, you pervert.
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- And you?
- Sorry Michael.
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We just wanted to give you
the best surprise ever.
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Oh why, well you
certainly did that Tim.
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No problem there!
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All right, let's go!
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- Go? Go where?
- Here.
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All right, what?!
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Awrank looking strip club. Even you're not
thick enough to think of going there.
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Oh yeah, we forgot.
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You're into cuddly
toys now, aren't you?
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I am not going in there!
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I don't care what you
say, I've had enough!
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Jessica.
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- Mickey?!
- No. I'm sorry, I've got to go.
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- Must see Jessie, she's waiting on me.
- Mickey, for fuck's sake.
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Will you just calm down?!
Mickey please?!
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Look! I have to go and see Jessica,
all right?! She's waiting for me.
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All right. I see the
surprise is out the window.
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But we have to go and tell the girls.
Please, ten minutes?!
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No, thank you. It's
not my business!
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Come on mate please, for
fuck's sake, do us a favor.
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All right, five
minutes, all right?!
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And not a heartbeat more!
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Okay Mickey. Just
turn the van around.
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These girls might
take us by force.
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Hopefully.
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You sure are fucking cunts!
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Let me tell you what John. He's gonna go
apeshit when he finds out. It's a fact mate.
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Fuck you and your facts Tim.
We stick to the plan!
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Here
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We're closed.
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Closed or not mate, I
have to drop this off.
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You're not dropping
anything off mate.
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I told you, the bar is closed. So
fuck off and come back tomorrow!
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Shut it dickhead!
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You know the trouble with
the world right now Karl?
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Not enough trust.
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But I'm gonna trust these cards.
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When I said use your head,
I meant your own one.
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Fresh meat.
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What?
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Wait! Wait! Wait!
Don't you flinch!
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Put your hands on the table!
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Where I can see them!
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What the fuck is going on here?
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Shut your mouth!
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Or I'll shut it for you!
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Open it up! Come on!
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I think you pricks are
a little confused.
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Slowly, don't you make me
fucking nervous. Come on!
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Do you have any idea who
owns this establishment?
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Who sent you?
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The international
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red fucking cross!
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Let's gather the harvest.
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Come on gentlemen!
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Come on!
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Faster gentlemen! Faster!
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I said..
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Five minutes!
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Fuck!
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Come on! Faster, you
fucking cripple!
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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Like what?
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Your ring!
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Are you deaf?!
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Put the ring on the
fucking table!
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Shoofl
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What?
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Shoot him!
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No! Oh, no! I can't..
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I can't do it!
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Fuck! Shoot him!
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Motherfucker I'm telling you!
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I can't!
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Pour his fucking brains out!
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Now!
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I can't.
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You're such a fucking pussy!
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Oh fun.
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Get back!
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I promise I'll aim
better next time.
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You're fucking mental!
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Really?! You're not
the first to notice.
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I'll find you!
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I'll fucking find you!
And when I do..
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I'll cut of your fucking balls..
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And when you fucking eat them..
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I'm gonna pull them out of your
fucking asshole with this hand!
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You fucking fat cunt!
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Oi!
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Is this what you
were looking for?
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What?
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Don't play silly
puppets with me!
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You wanted your play with
his ring didn't you?
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Well, as it happens..
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I've grown quite fond of it.
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I think I'll just adopt to it.
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I'll think of it
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as a present!
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Fucking knew.
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You fucking snake!
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Come on! Come on!
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Move! Move! Move! Now!
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Move! Fucking move!
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You come and investigate,
you're the police.
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I'll call you back.
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Mickey start the van!
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Wait, what happened?
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Drive! Just fucking drive!
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Now wait a minute.
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- Move!
- All right!
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Shittin' Jesus Christ.
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What was all that about?
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Nothing Mickey.
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- We're all good.
- Good?!
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How can it be good Johnny?
I heard a fucking gunshot!
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Need to clear your
ears out mate.
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Probably just been foy.
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Oh fuck off Ben!
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Calm down Mickey.
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Girls just..
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Got a bit upset, that's all.
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But we got you a present.
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Piss off with your presents!
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Are you sure about that?
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Don't think you want me fucking
around with your future.
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What is that?
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Problems with your
eyesight, lad?!
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Oh fuck! No!
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No! No! No! No! No!
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What did you do Johnny? Eh?
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What the fuck did you do?
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Set you up mate.
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Tell me you're just having
another laugh, all right?!
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Tell me that this is
just a fucking wind-up.
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Not really.
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I know you're pissed
off now mate.
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But please
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just try to calm down.
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You tell me to calm down
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just one more time
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I will fucking end you!
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Look at it, we always said
we were to start it new.
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Now we can. All of us.
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We're sorted.
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Whose money is that?
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Look at it as a long-term loan.
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With payment optional.
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Who saw you? Hm?
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As far as I'm aware, no one!
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You're in the clear mate.
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And by the time those
guys sort themselves out,
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we'll be long gone.
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Gone?!
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Gone where?
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Malaysia my friend.
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Sunshine. Paradise is
just around the corner.
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And we've got a place for you.
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If you're willing to join us.
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Shit!
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This is fucking real?!
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00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:45,477
You really are all just the
sneakiest, fucking donk shit, right?!
272
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,063
You're right Johnny,
you clever bastard.
273
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,898
Nobody did see me.
274
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,525
So I weren't there.
275
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,985
Just so we're clear?!
276
00:14:54,319 --> 00:14:55,654
I didn't do anything!
277
00:14:56,071 --> 00:14:57,531
You don't know me.
278
00:14:57,906 --> 00:14:59,699
And I don't know you.
279
00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:01,326
Any of you!
280
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,620
And if I ever see you again.
281
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,121
You're fucking dead!
282
00:15:05,163 --> 00:15:06,832
I'll kill ya'll!
283
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:10,752
His name's John.
284
00:15:10,836 --> 00:15:12,462
I don't know his last name.
285
00:15:12,838 --> 00:15:14,881
That's all I know Paul, I swear.
286
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,716
Believe me.
287
00:15:16,842 --> 00:15:18,969
I know I fucked up, I
fucked up big-time Paul.
288
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,887
But give me a chance, yeah?
289
00:15:21,847 --> 00:15:23,682
And I'll get the fuckers myself.
290
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,559
I promise.
291
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,310
(They'll Pay)
292
00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:29,354
Yeah, they'll pay.
293
00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:31,231
I'll get the fuckers
myself, and they'll pay.
294
00:15:31,273 --> 00:15:32,983
I promise you they'll pay, ok?
295
00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:35,026
I'll get them! I'll
get them Paul.
296
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,194
Yeah? I'll get them..
297
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,237
Pst!
298
00:15:38,572 --> 00:15:40,073
(Shut the) Fuck up!
299
00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:42,784
(Or) I'll crush you!
300
00:15:47,038 --> 00:15:48,206
I believe you.
301
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,583
Yeah?
302
00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:52,961
Everybody pays.
303
00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:54,254
Yeah.
304
00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:09,644
He was in the fucking van.
305
00:16:09,853 --> 00:16:11,938
He seems fucking familiar to me.
306
00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:12,856
How come?
307
00:16:12,981 --> 00:16:14,774
If that really is him then..
308
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:17,569
Then we've just been fucked
by the honorary guard of her
309
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:20,530
Majesty, Queen Elizabeth,
the fucking second.
310
00:16:20,989 --> 00:16:23,825
If we get this little
prick, we find the others.
311
00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:26,119
I want you to take
all of our boys
312
00:16:26,161 --> 00:16:28,204
find out where they fucking live
313
00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:29,747
where they drink
314
00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:32,584
and even if they're coming up
to the queen of fucking England
315
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,295
I want them crown jewels.
316
00:17:03,114 --> 00:17:04,407
- Hello?
- Where are you?
317
00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:05,742
Oh, Jess.
318
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:07,118
Yeah, I-I'm sorry darling.
319
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,496
- I'm waiting.
- Yeah, I'm on my way there now.
320
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:11,623
Are you ok? What's
the matter with you?
321
00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:13,375
No no..
322
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,001
No. Everything's honky..
323
00:17:15,126 --> 00:17:16,711
Everything's fine!
324
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:17,963
Hurry up then.
325
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,549
Yes, yes! I'll be there
in a minute, all right?!
326
00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:31,059
Oh fuck!
327
00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:35,856
- Oh shit!
- He's inside!
328
00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:37,232
Fuck!
329
00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:49,953
Shit.
330
00:17:51,496 --> 00:17:53,290
Fucker's got away.
331
00:18:33,705 --> 00:18:35,499
I need to go to the toilet.
332
00:18:35,624 --> 00:18:37,667
Tim, what the fuck
are you doing?!
333
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,003
You don't know me!
334
00:18:40,545 --> 00:18:42,088
I'll be back in a sec.
335
00:18:42,214 --> 00:18:43,632
Excuse me.
336
00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:12,911
Jesus Christ!
337
00:19:12,994 --> 00:19:14,913
I promised ya'll I'd kill you!
338
00:19:15,038 --> 00:19:18,083
Michael, I'm sorry! I wanted
to tell you, honestly.
339
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,252
Where is it?
340
00:19:20,377 --> 00:19:21,753
I'm sorry.
341
00:19:22,254 --> 00:19:23,421
Where is it?
342
00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:25,131
It's on me!
343
00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:26,258
Fuck!
344
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,845
Michael, don't do this! Listen, right!
There's no way back!
345
00:19:31,346 --> 00:19:33,431
Mike, what the fuck
are you doing?
346
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:37,519
Mickey..
347
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,980
They found me Johnny!
Do you understand me?!
348
00:19:40,188 --> 00:19:42,858
They found me and then
nearly fucking killed me!
349
00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:44,943
Fuck you Mickeeey!
350
00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:53,493
This is the final boarding call for
passengers on the flight F43421C
351
00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:55,453
to Kuala Lumpur.
352
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,498
Please proceed to
gate C, immediately.
353
00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:12,471
Thick clouds of
ash flew up today
354
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,889
forcing airlines to cancel
thousands of flights.
355
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:19,269
It drifted at high altitudes south & east,
from an erupting volcano in Iceland.
356
00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:23,773
The airspace shut-down was one of the
most sweeping ever ordered in peace time.
357
00:20:24,065 --> 00:20:28,904
The cloud made up of minute particles of
silicate, that can severely damage jet engines,
358
00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:33,158
left airplanes stranded on the tarmac of
some of the world's busiest airports,
359
00:20:33,241 --> 00:20:36,244
as it spread over Britain and
towards continental Europe.
360
00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:40,874
5,000-6,000 of the 28,000 daily
flights across Europe were cancelled,
361
00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:45,629
or redirected to the nearest available
airports, as the results of the ash plume.
362
00:20:45,754 --> 00:20:49,299
The ash plume of volcano Eyjafjallajekull,
was reported to be drifting
363
00:20:49,341 --> 00:20:52,385
at 18,000-33,000 feet
above the earth.
364
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:56,264
At those altitudes, the cloud is directly
in the road of commercial airliners...
365
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,670
Excuse me mate. Where are we?
366
00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:32,968
Sorry mate, I don't speak
Malaysian, I'm sorry.
367
00:21:37,639 --> 00:21:38,723
We found them.
368
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,101
It was about fucking time.
369
00:21:41,393 --> 00:21:43,270
They didn't get as
far as Malaysia.
370
00:21:43,395 --> 00:21:45,564
Some big volcano has
just erupted in Iceland.
371
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,190
The flight redirected.
372
00:21:47,399 --> 00:21:48,817
To Lithuania.
373
00:21:50,152 --> 00:21:52,028
Lith-a-fucking what?
374
00:21:52,237 --> 00:21:53,530
Lithuania?!
375
00:21:54,239 --> 00:21:55,365
Not Malaysia?!
376
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,742
It's in Eastern fucking Europe.
377
00:21:57,909 --> 00:22:00,036
And the bastards
are still there.
378
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,413
How?
379
00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:04,040
I mean how? How? How
did I get here?
380
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,501
You arrive here
about two hours ago
381
00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:07,794
from the airport
382
00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:09,671
with three friends.
383
00:22:10,714 --> 00:22:12,591
I like them fucking lslandicks.
384
00:22:12,716 --> 00:22:15,218
But I like the
volcanoes even better.
385
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:18,054
Let's get our asses
fucking out there.
386
00:22:35,572 --> 00:22:37,991
Hey barman, give me some vodka.
387
00:22:40,911 --> 00:22:42,120
Cheers fellow.
388
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:05,268
Benny my boy, lucky tonight.
389
00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:06,603
See you back at the hotel.
390
00:23:06,645 --> 00:23:08,021
I'll see you later.
391
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,733
Ben, don't you think we
should get back to the hotel.
392
00:23:11,817 --> 00:23:13,443
You've gone fucking soft?!
393
00:23:13,652 --> 00:23:15,487
I'm not going back to
some shitty hotel!
394
00:23:15,821 --> 00:23:19,115
Hello boys. Our hen party
needs some company.
395
00:23:19,449 --> 00:23:20,742
Where're you from?
396
00:23:21,117 --> 00:23:22,244
England.
397
00:23:24,621 --> 00:23:27,457
- Come on girls, surround them.
- All right ladies.
398
00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:30,043
Right here, fucking right here!
399
00:23:39,803 --> 00:23:40,762
Fuck!
400
00:24:27,017 --> 00:24:29,144
Oh, you dumb fucks!
401
00:24:47,537 --> 00:24:48,997
- Hello?
- Michael?
402
00:24:49,831 --> 00:24:51,166
Jessica, thank God!
403
00:24:51,249 --> 00:24:53,418
Were you ever planning
on calling me back?
404
00:24:53,668 --> 00:24:54,920
How could you?
405
00:24:55,003 --> 00:24:56,963
What the hell is going on?
406
00:24:57,172 --> 00:25:01,510
What are you doing? Do you
have any idea how I feel?
407
00:25:01,927 --> 00:25:03,345
Yes! Yes I know.
408
00:25:03,512 --> 00:25:05,847
I'll be back in a couple
of hours, I promise!
409
00:25:06,056 --> 00:25:08,850
- I don't give a shit about your promises..
- Jessie listen!
410
00:25:09,726 --> 00:25:11,144
- To what?
- Airport please mate.
411
00:25:11,353 --> 00:25:14,189
You're going to the airport?
Without me?
412
00:26:06,449 --> 00:26:08,118
Good night my friend.
413
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,731
And you can't even explain to
me where you pissed off to?!
414
00:26:37,814 --> 00:26:41,610
Why is that? Just don't call me anymore.
I don't want to hear shit anymore.
415
00:26:41,693 --> 00:26:43,653
Jess, it's very, very confusing!
416
00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:44,571
Is it?
417
00:26:44,572 --> 00:26:45,989
But you have to trust me!
418
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,115
Are you sober?
419
00:26:47,282 --> 00:26:47,908
Yes!
420
00:26:47,991 --> 00:26:49,367
So where are you then?
421
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,245
Lithuan.. Oh, Jesus Christ.
422
00:26:52,287 --> 00:26:53,830
- It doesn't really matter.
- Yes, it does.
423
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,083
I will explain everything to
you, when it becomes clear.
424
00:27:03,715 --> 00:27:07,092
Why've we stop.. Look, can you just
wait a minute? Why've we stopped?
425
00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:10,013
Look! I need to get to the airport mate!
I'm in a bit of a hurry..
426
00:27:10,055 --> 00:27:11,473
Who's this now?
427
00:27:15,227 --> 00:27:16,520
What's going on?
428
00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:18,980
- What the hell is happening?
- What are you doing to me?
429
00:27:19,064 --> 00:27:20,482
Are you at a party?
430
00:27:37,249 --> 00:27:40,418
You're a son of a bitch Michael. How can
you have fun when my heart's broken?
431
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,253
How can I have ever
gotten with you?
432
00:27:42,254 --> 00:27:43,672
And you have nothing
to say for yourself?
433
00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:45,298
You can't even explain yourself?
434
00:27:45,382 --> 00:27:46,424
Fuck yo..
435
00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:09,656
Oh fuck!
436
00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:12,075
Oh Jesus Christ.
437
00:29:11,301 --> 00:29:12,344
Hi.
438
00:29:12,552 --> 00:29:14,846
I don't even know
how I got here.
439
00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:18,225
I don't know where any of my
friends are and I need help!
440
00:29:19,935 --> 00:29:22,103
Is your room 1402?
441
00:29:22,646 --> 00:29:24,773
No, yea.. I don't know, why?
442
00:29:25,273 --> 00:29:26,691
We came back..
443
00:29:26,817 --> 00:29:28,109
Hmm... Men!
444
00:29:28,151 --> 00:29:30,403
We said we're friends of yours.
445
00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:33,657
Did they now?!
446
00:29:36,243 --> 00:29:37,327
Johnny?!
447
00:29:37,619 --> 00:29:41,164
Johnny where are you?! Show
me your faces you li..
448
00:29:43,124 --> 00:29:44,751
- Fuck! Shit!
- That's him!
449
00:29:44,835 --> 00:29:46,253
Who are you? What do you want?
450
00:29:46,336 --> 00:29:48,296
I was going to ask
you the same thing.
451
00:29:48,463 --> 00:29:50,924
Oh now, there's been
some kind of a mistake.
452
00:29:51,299 --> 00:29:52,175
Mistake?!
453
00:29:52,217 --> 00:29:54,678
Where there's a lot of greed,
there's plenty of mistakes.
454
00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:57,848
No! You see, I didn't
know anything.
455
00:29:57,889 --> 00:29:59,808
They set me up. They
ruined my plan.
456
00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:01,268
Plan?!
457
00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:05,188
Your plan is going to end
up the same way as Karl's.
458
00:30:08,859 --> 00:30:10,402
Where is the money?
459
00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:14,114
It was in here. I wanted
to give it back to you.
460
00:30:14,156 --> 00:30:17,617
I swear to God, I wanted
to give it back to you.
461
00:30:17,826 --> 00:30:19,661
Where's my fucking ring?
462
00:30:21,204 --> 00:30:23,165
What ring? I don't
know, I don't know.
463
00:30:26,168 --> 00:30:27,627
Get him up! Get him up!
464
00:30:28,044 --> 00:30:30,338
Okay, it's.. It's in my pocket.
465
00:30:41,016 --> 00:30:42,851
Where's my fucking ring?
466
00:30:44,561 --> 00:30:47,355
- I just gave..
- Tony Montana gave me that fucking ring!
467
00:30:47,439 --> 00:30:48,899
Does that ring any
bells with you?
468
00:30:49,024 --> 00:30:52,611
- Now where's my fucking ring?
- I don't have anything else to give to you.
469
00:30:52,694 --> 00:30:56,697
I don't even fucking know how I got
here, what more can I fucking give.
470
00:30:56,698 --> 00:30:58,533
- Shut the fuck up!
- Fucking hell!
471
00:30:58,617 --> 00:31:00,327
Get him in there!
472
00:31:01,953 --> 00:31:03,830
You must fucking like this?!
473
00:31:04,372 --> 00:31:06,208
Open the door! Police.
474
00:31:14,508 --> 00:31:15,926
Hello.
475
00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:20,055
These guys. You know them?
476
00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:26,102
- Yes. Yes, I know them, yes.
- Good.
477
00:31:27,145 --> 00:31:29,439
You must go with us. Come on!
478
00:31:32,943 --> 00:31:35,070
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
479
00:31:44,788 --> 00:31:47,707
Don't look like we're leaving
this place any time soon lads.
480
00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:51,086
We need a motor. Let's
go find uncle Sam.
481
00:31:51,545 --> 00:31:53,046
Officer?! Sir?!
482
00:31:54,256 --> 00:31:56,508
The Mob.. Gangsters..
483
00:31:56,591 --> 00:31:59,386
From London, really,
very, very serious men.
484
00:31:59,511 --> 00:32:02,514
They're in my hotel.
They want their money.
485
00:32:03,306 --> 00:32:06,768
But, it was taken, you
see, it's all gone.
486
00:32:09,771 --> 00:32:11,606
You know this?
487
00:32:16,278 --> 00:32:18,155
You want me to be
honest with you?!
488
00:32:18,655 --> 00:32:20,448
They're not my actual friends.
489
00:32:20,991 --> 00:32:24,536
In fact, I barely fucking know
them, but that is not important.
490
00:32:26,496 --> 00:32:28,540
They are going to kill me.
491
00:32:28,874 --> 00:32:30,667
You have to believe me!
492
00:32:40,635 --> 00:32:42,095
What's money?
493
00:32:42,345 --> 00:32:43,930
Who robbed you?
494
00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:45,348
Hm?
495
00:32:45,432 --> 00:32:47,100
How much money?
496
00:32:47,225 --> 00:32:48,310
When?
497
00:32:48,351 --> 00:32:49,394
Money, l..
498
00:32:50,145 --> 00:32:51,521
What money?
499
00:32:51,938 --> 00:32:52,772
No, no, no“
500
00:32:52,898 --> 00:32:54,316
It's all good.
501
00:32:54,483 --> 00:32:55,775
It's my fuck-up.
502
00:34:26,658 --> 00:34:29,661
Four iron dicks and
two balls for each.
503
00:34:31,121 --> 00:34:32,455
How much for all of them?
504
00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:41,173
8,000. You won't
find any cheaper.
505
00:34:42,465 --> 00:34:44,593
Is that right? Is that so?
506
00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:48,263
Cheeky little fucker, isn't he?
507
00:34:49,473 --> 00:34:51,975
Fuck it. Pay him and
let's get out of here.
508
00:34:58,482 --> 00:35:01,026
Do you fucking
believe this shit?!
509
00:35:02,777 --> 00:35:04,613
Here That's him.
510
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,376
What's your name?
511
00:35:26,218 --> 00:35:27,260
Vova.
512
00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:31,056
Gk Vova, listen very carefully,
I'm only gonna say this once.
513
00:35:32,307 --> 00:35:35,185
Where did you get
that fucking watch?
514
00:35:50,325 --> 00:35:54,579
Help. Help.
515
00:36:44,212 --> 00:36:45,797
Father, can you help me?
516
00:36:46,006 --> 00:36:47,799
Can you please help me?
517
00:36:54,556 --> 00:36:55,724
Excuse me?
518
00:36:55,891 --> 00:36:57,142
Will you please..
519
00:36:58,018 --> 00:36:59,895
Fucking help me?
520
00:37:08,028 --> 00:37:09,112
Please?!
521
00:37:09,237 --> 00:37:10,739
Help me!
522
00:37:14,326 --> 00:37:15,911
Okay. Okay.
523
00:37:34,387 --> 00:37:35,472
Please?!
524
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,015
People, hear me out!
525
00:37:38,016 --> 00:37:38,683
L
526
00:37:38,809 --> 00:37:39,476
Have
527
00:37:39,601 --> 00:37:40,310
money!
528
00:37:40,435 --> 00:37:43,271
If we can just get back
to my fucking hotel
529
00:37:43,438 --> 00:37:44,981
I can pay You
530
00:37:45,106 --> 00:37:47,067
as much money
531
00:37:47,150 --> 00:37:48,985
as you fucking want!
532
00:37:49,152 --> 00:37:50,195
Just please?!
533
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,531
Fucking help me!
534
00:37:57,661 --> 00:37:59,287
Okay.
535
00:38:49,254 --> 00:38:51,089
Who the fuck are you?
536
00:38:54,885 --> 00:38:56,386
Oh shit.
537
00:39:15,906 --> 00:39:17,365
Oh fuck!
538
00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:04,162
Please, I shouldn't be here.
539
00:40:04,412 --> 00:40:06,289
Please, I haven't seen anything.
540
00:40:06,456 --> 00:40:08,124
Just-just let me go.
541
00:40:19,094 --> 00:40:20,554
Please, help me.
542
00:41:43,845 --> 00:41:46,223
What the fuck is going on here?
543
00:41:46,431 --> 00:41:47,390
That's him.
544
00:41:47,516 --> 00:41:49,100
Well get the fucker!
545
00:42:17,254 --> 00:42:18,463
Come on!
546
00:42:31,143 --> 00:42:34,521
It's my first time here and
it's really, very nice.
547
00:42:34,563 --> 00:42:36,148
Oh really?!
548
00:42:36,690 --> 00:42:38,525
We can stop at my place.
549
00:42:51,746 --> 00:42:53,623
- Sorry, I've got to go.
- So soon?
550
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:49,781
Who the fuck are you? What
the fuck is going on?
551
00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:01,459
What are you doing?
552
00:45:01,543 --> 00:45:03,336
Calm down! Listen to me!
553
00:46:38,515 --> 00:46:40,851
Copper, where is
my fucking money?
554
00:46:44,354 --> 00:46:48,233
One more time. Where
is the fucking money?
555
00:46:54,823 --> 00:46:56,283
Fucking drive!
556
00:47:24,144 --> 00:47:25,395
Where is it?
557
00:47:25,687 --> 00:47:27,189
Where is it?
558
00:47:27,981 --> 00:47:29,733
It's under the sofa.
559
00:47:30,233 --> 00:47:32,277
All right. Fucking get it out!
560
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,288
Now open the bag!
561
00:47:51,421 --> 00:47:54,132
- Is it all there?
- I don't know, count it.
562
00:47:54,466 --> 00:47:55,592
Count it?!
563
00:47:59,679 --> 00:48:01,389
Fucking prick!
564
00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:29,709
Hello?
565
00:48:29,793 --> 00:48:31,545
You piece of shit! Asshole!
566
00:48:31,586 --> 00:48:33,255
You haven't even
bothered to apologize.
567
00:48:33,296 --> 00:48:34,130
Look, Jessica..
568
00:48:34,214 --> 00:48:36,800
Jessica, please just listen to me,
all right, you don't understand.
569
00:48:36,842 --> 00:48:38,510
Oh I understand all right!
570
00:48:38,552 --> 00:48:40,220
You and your Lithuanian bitches!
571
00:48:40,262 --> 00:48:41,721
You met another woman.
572
00:48:41,805 --> 00:48:44,349
- Some other fucking bitch.
- Jess will you hold please.
573
00:48:44,391 --> 00:48:46,852
- I know it..
- Just fucking hold!
574
00:49:42,908 --> 00:49:44,451
Ahh Jesus.
575
00:49:46,161 --> 00:49:47,704
Can you move?
576
00:49:49,289 --> 00:49:51,791
Your fucking radiator
is on top of me.
577
00:49:54,127 --> 00:49:55,504
My radiator?!
578
00:49:56,004 --> 00:49:56,963
Ask me..
579
00:49:57,339 --> 00:49:59,048
How I've become attached
to this fucking radiator.
580
00:49:59,049 --> 00:50:01,551
I should have killed you
in that fucking apartment.
581
00:50:01,635 --> 00:50:02,886
Fuck you!
582
00:50:09,142 --> 00:50:11,770
You skinny, Lithuanian bitch!
583
00:50:12,103 --> 00:50:13,563
I trusted you!
584
00:50:14,022 --> 00:50:14,898
And you left me
585
00:50:15,023 --> 00:50:16,107
naked
586
00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:17,609
covered in claret (blood)
587
00:50:17,776 --> 00:50:19,486
handcuffed!
588
00:50:19,861 --> 00:50:21,696
Hey, steady..
589
00:50:22,572 --> 00:50:23,907
It's my phone.
590
00:50:23,949 --> 00:50:25,367
It's in the pocket.
591
00:50:25,742 --> 00:50:26,827
Can you help?
592
00:50:27,369 --> 00:50:28,745
Help.. you?!
593
00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:30,622
Well yeah.
594
00:50:30,747 --> 00:50:32,916
Since you can't
help yourself, ha?!
595
00:50:35,377 --> 00:50:36,753
Fine.
596
00:50:58,275 --> 00:50:59,568
Woa, woa, woa..
597
00:50:59,901 --> 00:51:01,194
Lads, lads, lads..
598
00:51:01,403 --> 00:51:02,821
Wh.. What's going on?
599
00:51:03,530 --> 00:51:05,282
Wh.. What're you doing to me?
600
00:51:05,407 --> 00:51:07,576
Hey, I'm military! Do
you understand that?
601
00:51:07,701 --> 00:51:09,703
That means they'll
come looking for me.
602
00:51:09,995 --> 00:51:11,496
And they'll find me to. That.
603
00:51:11,788 --> 00:51:13,206
That-That is for sure!
604
00:51:13,415 --> 00:51:14,666
Oh, come on lads.
605
00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:18,211
I work for her Majesty' service.
Do you understand? The Queen?
606
00:51:18,628 --> 00:51:19,838
Oh come on, lads.
607
00:51:19,921 --> 00:51:23,717
I'm the head of the honorary guard.
I'm a very important person!
608
00:51:24,217 --> 00:51:25,427
Yeah?!
609
00:54:02,501 --> 00:54:03,752
Fuck.
610
00:54:07,464 --> 00:54:09,007
Tim, get up!
611
00:54:31,613 --> 00:54:34,199
I don't mean to be
rude, darling, but..
612
00:54:34,866 --> 00:54:36,034
Do we know each other?
613
00:54:36,201 --> 00:54:37,661
Fuck you.
614
00:54:38,370 --> 00:54:39,663
And by the way..
615
00:54:39,830 --> 00:54:42,249
You both having me a striptease
616
00:54:42,415 --> 00:54:44,125
for my party-
617
00:54:46,336 --> 00:54:48,755
Aw fuck! Where'd you
get my ring from?
618
00:54:49,464 --> 00:54:50,715
You gave it to me
619
00:54:50,799 --> 00:54:52,133
as my wedding gift.
620
00:54:52,592 --> 00:54:53,718
Wedding?!
621
00:54:55,303 --> 00:54:57,180
What fucking wedding?
622
00:54:57,472 --> 00:54:59,558
My wedding, your gift!
623
00:54:59,724 --> 00:55:01,560
Do you remember anything?
624
00:55:03,311 --> 00:55:04,396
Whatever!
625
00:55:04,604 --> 00:55:05,647
I want my ring!
626
00:55:05,730 --> 00:55:07,566
Let me go man!
627
00:55:09,985 --> 00:55:11,444
This ring costs too much
628
00:55:11,528 --> 00:55:14,573
to give to some fucking..
629
00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:17,200
Fucking hell.
630
00:55:26,585 --> 00:55:28,086
Who's that?
631
00:55:28,253 --> 00:55:29,421
My fiancé.
632
00:55:29,588 --> 00:55:31,590
We are getting married tomorrow.
633
00:55:32,215 --> 00:55:33,717
All right.
634
00:55:37,012 --> 00:55:40,056
Maybe your boyfriend can
take us to the hotel.
635
00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:43,351
Jesus Christ, I'll
fucking pay him.
636
00:56:05,832 --> 00:56:07,375
You dirty bastard!
637
00:56:09,794 --> 00:56:11,796
That is not fucking me!
638
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:12,881
Staska.
639
00:56:14,925 --> 00:56:15,926
Fucking take it.
640
00:56:33,109 --> 00:56:34,444
Look, love..
641
00:56:34,820 --> 00:56:36,404
Just give us the ring back
642
00:56:36,863 --> 00:56:39,074
and we'll fucking leave.
643
00:56:39,157 --> 00:56:41,201
Yeah. We've got to make
a move, to be honest.
644
00:56:41,326 --> 00:56:42,744
It's been an absolute pleasure.
645
00:56:43,203 --> 00:56:45,038
Leave the fucking ring, yeah?!
646
00:56:45,121 --> 00:56:46,957
Peace. Bye bye.
647
00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:54,501
Forrest Timmy!
648
00:58:54,584 --> 00:58:56,002
Run for the switch!
649
00:59:44,926 --> 00:59:46,344
Hey pal!
650
00:59:46,595 --> 00:59:48,472
Can you help us?
651
00:59:52,476 --> 00:59:54,686
Why the fuck he's running for.
What's he..
652
00:59:58,315 --> 00:59:59,566
Oh for fuck's sake.
653
00:59:59,816 --> 01:00:02,152
Why would you change the side
of the fucking steering wheel?!
654
01:00:02,194 --> 01:00:03,570
Why would you fucking do that?!
655
01:00:03,612 --> 01:00:05,655
- Move over you fucking cunt.
- This fucking country is mental.
656
01:00:05,697 --> 01:00:07,657
Just drive 0k?!
657
01:00:07,699 --> 01:00:09,159
Shut the fuck up Timmy!
658
01:00:54,746 --> 01:00:56,331
Well don't just sit there.
659
01:00:56,623 --> 01:00:58,208
Call Johnny.
660
01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:01,086
With what, eh?! The
fucking phone?!
661
01:01:01,628 --> 01:01:03,505
It's in the forest somewhere.
662
01:01:05,549 --> 01:01:07,634
You fucking twat.
663
01:01:34,494 --> 01:01:36,663
Come on. Fucking get up!
664
01:01:37,706 --> 01:01:38,999
Where?
665
01:01:39,249 --> 01:01:40,375
Which way?
666
01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:42,419
Well I don't know, do I?
667
01:01:43,044 --> 01:01:45,338
Hey Tim, look at all this grass.
668
01:01:45,714 --> 01:01:48,216
You eat like a fucking
rabbit, don't you?!
669
01:01:49,509 --> 01:01:51,344
I knew this would go tits up.
670
01:01:51,761 --> 01:01:53,054
But like a mug
671
01:01:53,263 --> 01:01:54,473
I've signed up for it.
672
01:01:54,806 --> 01:01:55,807
With another mug.
673
01:01:55,932 --> 01:01:57,642
You!
674
01:01:59,060 --> 01:02:00,312
Fuck off!
675
01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:02,272
What?
676
01:02:08,945 --> 01:02:10,655
It's a fucking tattoo.
677
01:02:10,780 --> 01:02:12,115
When?
678
01:02:17,996 --> 01:02:18,663
You
679
01:02:18,997 --> 01:02:20,248
are a fucking
680
01:02:20,290 --> 01:02:21,208
twat!
681
01:03:19,933 --> 01:03:21,268
Jesus Christ!
682
01:03:25,063 --> 01:03:26,481
That ain't Jesus.
683
01:03:27,023 --> 01:03:28,316
Not at all.
684
01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:46,710
Excuse me please
685
01:03:46,793 --> 01:03:48,712
- Are we arrive?
- Who? You?
686
01:03:49,379 --> 01:03:50,881
We. Arrive.
687
01:03:51,590 --> 01:03:52,799
Where you from please?
688
01:03:52,883 --> 01:03:55,469
Who, Me?! I'm from England.
Where the fuck are you from?
689
01:03:55,677 --> 01:03:58,221
And what you're doing
all cooped-up in there?
690
01:03:58,346 --> 01:03:59,389
England.
691
01:03:59,681 --> 01:04:00,724
England.
692
01:04:07,647 --> 01:04:08,899
- England.
- Get the fuck off!
693
01:04:09,024 --> 01:04:12,486
Thank you my friend.
694
01:04:14,279 --> 01:04:15,947
What the fuck are you doing?!
695
01:05:53,170 --> 01:05:54,421
Excuse me.
696
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:56,464
Do you speak English?
697
01:05:57,215 --> 01:05:58,633
We're a bit lost, yeah?!
698
01:05:59,009 --> 01:06:00,760
And we need to call a taxi.
699
01:06:02,888 --> 01:06:04,055
Taxi?
700
01:06:05,390 --> 01:06:07,350
We need to go back to the..
701
01:06:07,601 --> 01:06:08,768
Hotel.
702
01:06:34,002 --> 01:06:35,045
Hello.
703
01:06:35,462 --> 01:06:37,130
We need to call a taxi.
704
01:06:46,348 --> 01:06:48,183
You want call kurwa (whore)?
705
01:06:48,225 --> 01:06:49,726
Twenty ponds kurwa.
706
01:06:49,976 --> 01:06:50,811
One minute.
707
01:06:50,852 --> 01:06:53,021
What? We only need
to call a taxi.
708
01:06:53,188 --> 01:06:54,940
Kurwa, twenty five pounds.
709
01:06:55,106 --> 01:06:57,150
Fuck off! It's
just a short call.
710
01:06:57,317 --> 01:06:58,401
What kurwa'?
711
01:06:58,527 --> 01:07:00,570
Okay. Okay. We'll
take it, yeah?!
712
01:07:00,654 --> 01:07:02,531
But you call the taxi.
713
01:07:29,516 --> 01:07:31,017
Where you want kurwa go'?
714
01:07:31,143 --> 01:07:32,519
The hotel.
715
01:07:33,311 --> 01:07:35,355
What kurwa hotel in this town?
716
01:07:35,730 --> 01:07:37,566
No, no. Not "Kurwa" hotel.
717
01:07:38,108 --> 01:07:39,151
Vilnius, yeah?
718
01:07:39,276 --> 01:07:41,444
We need to go to Vilnius.
719
01:07:41,570 --> 01:07:43,196
Are you kurwa nut?
720
01:07:43,572 --> 01:07:46,241
Your village is a free hundred
kilometers from where.
721
01:07:46,324 --> 01:07:50,120
No one kurwa in here never
go that's for kurwa.
722
01:07:50,245 --> 01:07:51,496
Fucking hell!
723
01:07:51,788 --> 01:07:53,999
- What?
- What kurwa?!
724
01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:55,542
Your fucking Vilnius
725
01:07:55,709 --> 01:07:58,128
is zbyt daleko (too far)
stop kurwa.
726
01:07:58,211 --> 01:08:01,673
Now kurwa, give me my
twenty five pounds!
727
01:08:01,882 --> 01:08:02,799
Fuck off!
728
01:08:02,966 --> 01:08:04,176
We need to call our friends!
729
01:08:04,301 --> 01:08:05,886
The money is in the hotel
730
01:08:06,052 --> 01:08:07,971
and they will bring
it here, all right?!
731
01:08:08,096 --> 01:08:10,682
I said kurwa, put the
money on the table!
732
01:08:10,849 --> 01:08:13,101
Or you have kurwa big problem!
733
01:08:15,645 --> 01:08:16,980
Don't fuck with me!
734
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:18,523
One call!
735
01:08:18,690 --> 01:08:20,108
That's all I'm asking.
736
01:08:20,192 --> 01:08:21,193
Now give me
737
01:08:21,318 --> 01:08:22,819
the fucking phone!
738
01:08:22,944 --> 01:08:25,322
Kurwa give me my money!
739
01:09:10,408 --> 01:09:11,535
Kurwa!
740
01:11:15,242 --> 01:11:16,952
Where are his Negros? Hm?
741
01:11:17,494 --> 01:11:19,079
I told ya'll!
742
01:11:19,663 --> 01:11:21,289
I don't know!
743
01:11:22,165 --> 01:11:25,001
I've left them in a
fucking wood somewhere.
744
01:11:25,418 --> 01:11:28,338
Oh my Goooood!
745
01:11:31,716 --> 01:11:32,551
Ben!
746
01:11:33,343 --> 01:11:36,763
There is no God in
this fucking country.
747
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:46,106
It's not our plane
for Malaysia?!
748
01:12:44,581 --> 01:12:45,832
Sure.
749
01:12:51,463 --> 01:12:52,797
Hey thanks.
750
01:12:55,675 --> 01:12:56,843
No problem.
751
01:13:00,305 --> 01:13:01,640
So I'm a..
752
01:13:02,682 --> 01:13:04,392
Flying off to Malaysia tonight.
753
01:13:05,894 --> 01:13:07,604
My mates are probably..
754
01:13:08,063 --> 01:13:09,523
On their way already.
755
01:13:11,483 --> 01:13:12,901
I'm jealous.
756
01:13:16,029 --> 01:13:17,489
Hold that thought.
757
01:13:17,989 --> 01:13:18,740
I...
758
01:13:19,199 --> 01:13:20,534
will be back in a sec.
759
01:14:39,112 --> 01:14:40,697
So, what's next?
760
01:14:41,114 --> 01:14:42,866
I'd just love to get
rid of this thing.
761
01:14:43,283 --> 01:14:44,784
Keep it as a souvenir.
762
01:14:45,577 --> 01:14:46,953
Okay, let's go.
763
01:14:57,422 --> 01:14:58,714
Fuck!
764
01:14:58,715 --> 01:14:59,716
Come on!
765
01:14:59,883 --> 01:15:01,343
Motherfucker!
766
01:15:01,718 --> 01:15:02,803
Go! Go! Go!
767
01:15:02,844 --> 01:15:04,179
Bang on it!
768
01:15:08,099 --> 01:15:10,936
Motherfucker! Come
here you motherfucker!
769
01:15:15,106 --> 01:15:16,316
Let's go! Go!
770
01:15:18,193 --> 01:15:19,611
What the fuck is going on?
771
01:15:19,653 --> 01:15:21,780
Just drive! Move! Move!
Move! Move!
772
01:15:22,531 --> 01:15:24,616
Get closer to it, so he
can get a shot at it!
773
01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:27,285
This is just fucked! Move!
774
01:16:20,422 --> 01:16:21,715
Get back here!
775
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:22,924
Get back!
776
01:16:29,222 --> 01:16:30,765
The money's in the hotel.
777
01:16:30,849 --> 01:16:32,684
In the toilet. I'll
show you everything.
778
01:16:32,809 --> 01:16:34,394
Don't worry about the money.
779
01:16:34,728 --> 01:16:36,146
We have the money.
780
01:16:37,355 --> 01:16:39,232
I got a little surprise for you.
781
01:16:46,907 --> 01:16:48,241
Mickey, forgive me.
782
01:16:48,658 --> 01:16:50,076
Forgive me Mickey.
783
01:16:58,335 --> 01:17:00,962
I will fucking kill you myself!
784
01:17:01,129 --> 01:17:02,547
You fucking cunt!
785
01:17:06,968 --> 01:17:08,637
Are we finished ladies?
786
01:17:12,140 --> 01:17:14,226
Now where's my fucking ring?
787
01:17:14,726 --> 01:17:16,061
Ring?
788
01:17:22,067 --> 01:17:23,777
That fucking ring!
789
01:17:24,194 --> 01:17:26,071
Fucking Johnny, you cunt!
790
01:17:26,112 --> 01:17:27,572
Don't fuck with me!
791
01:17:40,043 --> 01:17:41,461
Hello, Johnny?
792
01:17:42,254 --> 01:17:43,129
Johnny?
793
01:17:43,839 --> 01:17:45,423
It's Ben, hello?
794
01:17:45,715 --> 01:17:47,551
You listen to me very carefully!
795
01:17:47,634 --> 01:17:48,426
Who is this?
796
01:17:48,593 --> 01:17:49,761
Where's Johnny?
797
01:17:49,928 --> 01:17:50,929
Where's Michael?
798
01:17:51,304 --> 01:17:53,515
Your two mates will fucking live
799
01:17:53,723 --> 01:17:55,642
as long as my
patience holds out.
800
01:17:56,184 --> 01:17:57,977
Now, you bring my
fucking ring to me
801
01:17:57,978 --> 01:18:01,022
and you bring it very delicately,
between your fucking teeth!
802
01:18:01,231 --> 01:18:02,649
Do you understand?
803
01:18:04,359 --> 01:18:05,986
I said, do you understand?!
804
01:18:18,707 --> 01:18:19,916
Now, one more pause out of you
805
01:18:20,041 --> 01:18:21,960
and I'm gonna blow his
fucking skull away
806
01:18:22,043 --> 01:18:23,879
over this fucking call!
807
01:18:28,049 --> 01:18:29,092
Talk!
808
01:18:29,301 --> 01:18:30,552
Listen Ben!
809
01:18:30,677 --> 01:18:32,345
We need the fucking ring!
810
01:18:32,804 --> 01:18:34,055
What fucking ring?!
811
01:18:35,015 --> 01:18:36,558
We need cash!
812
01:18:36,766 --> 01:18:37,851
Ben, listen.
813
01:18:38,059 --> 01:18:39,144
There's no money.
814
01:18:39,186 --> 01:18:40,061
What?
815
01:18:40,103 --> 01:18:43,190
Just bring the fucking ring,
we're gonna fucking die.
816
01:18:43,231 --> 01:18:44,858
Just bring the fucking ring!
817
01:18:46,818 --> 01:18:49,404
That's great Johnny,
that's right.
818
01:18:50,197 --> 01:18:52,032
That's right Johnny,
bring the money.
819
01:18:55,744 --> 01:18:56,828
I don't have the ring.
820
01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:59,247
I don't have that fucking
ring, okay, but.
821
01:18:59,289 --> 01:19:00,207
Great!
822
01:19:00,415 --> 01:19:01,958
That's great! You've
got the ring.
823
01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:03,168
No ring Johnny!
824
01:19:04,127 --> 01:19:05,003
No ring!
825
01:19:05,170 --> 01:19:06,379
Good news mate.
826
01:19:06,796 --> 01:19:07,672
Tell us where you are?
827
01:19:08,548 --> 01:19:10,467
Yeah, where are you fuckface?
828
01:19:10,967 --> 01:19:12,969
We.. We're at the..
829
01:19:14,888 --> 01:19:16,973
Lithuanian wedding.
830
01:19:20,185 --> 01:19:21,394
What?
831
01:19:29,361 --> 01:19:31,446
What the fuck is a
Lithuanian wedding?
832
01:20:27,502 --> 01:20:29,087
Fucking Malaysia.
833
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:31,840
Fucking sunny beach.
834
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:36,511
Hey!
835
01:20:37,220 --> 01:20:40,265
Dress up! You'll be dancing
'cause of wedding.
836
01:22:40,385 --> 01:22:42,846
Now, I don't give a
fuck who you two are.
837
01:22:42,971 --> 01:22:44,723
But I wanna know where
the fat man is?
838
01:22:50,103 --> 01:22:51,271
Turk.
839
01:22:54,024 --> 01:22:55,525
Where's the fat man?
840
01:22:55,859 --> 01:22:58,320
'Un smooga', you cunt!
841
01:23:03,617 --> 01:23:05,619
Be careful! Smile.
842
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,310
Jesus Christ.
843
01:25:14,664 --> 01:25:16,583
I'll need that fat
piece of shit.
844
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,835
Now, where the fuck is he?
845
01:25:36,603 --> 01:25:37,813
Fuck you!
846
01:25:37,979 --> 01:25:39,064
'Kamatzo' to you!
847
01:25:39,231 --> 01:25:41,775
Give my fucking dollars
and motherfucking Negros!
848
01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:44,319
Now, you listen to me,
you fucking gipsy!
849
01:25:45,695 --> 01:25:47,697
You get me that fucking prick!
850
01:25:48,365 --> 01:25:50,659
Otherwise, I'll end
every fucking body here
851
01:25:50,700 --> 01:25:52,536
and I'll level this
fucking place!
852
01:25:52,577 --> 01:25:53,745
Now, where the fuck is he?
853
01:25:58,583 --> 01:26:00,919
Where the fuck is he?
I'm losing my patience.
854
01:26:19,938 --> 01:26:23,108
Where's the red cross now,
you fucking salad swerver?!
855
01:26:25,026 --> 01:26:27,696
This is the part you give
me back my fucking ring.
856
01:26:27,737 --> 01:26:28,780
Wait!
857
01:26:28,822 --> 01:26:29,823
He don't have it.
858
01:26:30,490 --> 01:26:32,367
He doesn't have
the fucking ring!
859
01:26:32,701 --> 01:26:33,660
Not again.
860
01:26:33,743 --> 01:26:35,036
Look, she's got it.
861
01:27:18,663 --> 01:27:20,707
Get a hold of that fucking ring.
862
01:27:38,183 --> 01:27:39,351
Kurwa!
863
01:28:11,174 --> 01:28:12,008
I'm out.
864
01:28:12,092 --> 01:28:13,009
Fuck it!
865
01:28:13,051 --> 01:28:14,427
Motherfuckers.
866
01:28:24,271 --> 01:28:25,939
Let's kick some ass boys.
867
01:29:14,988 --> 01:29:16,239
Oh kurwa.
868
01:29:25,957 --> 01:29:27,334
Please? Please? Please?!
869
01:29:35,634 --> 01:29:36,718
Staska?!
870
01:29:37,677 --> 01:29:38,720
Staska!
871
01:29:41,181 --> 01:29:43,016
Where're you going
you fat bitch?!
872
01:29:43,391 --> 01:29:44,810
Back off you little cunt!
873
01:29:46,478 --> 01:29:47,604
Staska!
874
01:30:03,328 --> 01:30:05,288
Where's that fucking
ring you fucker?!
875
01:31:00,093 --> 01:31:01,470
You all right?
876
01:31:03,096 --> 01:31:04,264
Yeah.
877
01:31:04,681 --> 01:31:05,974
Just fucking perfect.
878
01:31:41,510 --> 01:31:42,761
Over here.
879
01:32:17,337 --> 01:32:18,630
Come on boys, up here.
880
01:33:02,007 --> 01:33:03,258
Jesus Christ.
881
01:33:04,384 --> 01:33:05,635
Hello mate.
882
01:33:06,094 --> 01:33:07,971
I wonder if you could help us.
883
01:33:08,054 --> 01:33:09,473
We're a little bit lost.
884
01:33:18,148 --> 01:33:19,858
Sorry mate, didn't
get any of that.
885
01:33:19,900 --> 01:33:20,984
We just wanna go home.
886
01:33:21,109 --> 01:33:22,527
England.
887
01:33:22,736 --> 01:33:23,862
Airport.
888
01:33:24,154 --> 01:33:25,155
Which way is it?
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