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Presenting my special
caviar omelet with gruyere
cheese a la Bertram.
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Voila!
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(PHONES BEEPING)
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Tomorrow I'm just
heating up frozen waffles.
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KIDS: Yay!
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Ravi, are you
ever going to
take your turn?
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What's the point
of playing Zombie
Slaughter with Buddies
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if your buddy never
slaughters zombies?
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I am trying to read
The Fairfield News.
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Do you know there has
been a rash of burglaries
in the building?
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Uh-oh. I'd better go
lock my dollhouse!
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What? I got fine
mini-China in there.
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Guys, relax.
We have top-notch
security downstairs.
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We have Tony downstairs.
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We are doomed!
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Hey, guys, I have
to run to the post
office this afternoon
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to overnight these fish
to France for your mom's
emergency pedicure.
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Ooh, I want a fishy!
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They eat the dead
flesh off your feet.
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I'm good.
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Emma, I need you to walk
Zuri home from school today.
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Okay. (GASPS)
(PHONE BEEPS)
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O-M-G! Kelly is wearing
a chiffon dress
to the dance tomorrow!
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Now, I can't wear
my chiffon dress!
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I miss having
14-year-old girl problems.
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Now that Rachel Kapowski's
single, I'm gonna ask
her to the dance.
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She's my dream girl.
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I thought I was
your dream girl.
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It's a dream, I can like
as many girls as I want.
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Ugh... Men.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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I am ready.
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Ravi, we're not
playing hockey,
we're playing dodgeball.
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Yes, against
Gale "The Gorilla" Gustavo.
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He's not that tough.
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(GRUNTS)
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Look, there's Rachel.
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Her break up with
The Gorilla was all over
the Walden website.
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It would have been
the top story,
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but the third graders'
guinea pig had babies.
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Mazel tov, Fluffy!
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You read the school's
website, too?
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You make reading
lamer than it already is!
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(WHISTLES)
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(GROANS)
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(CHUCKLES)
Nice shot, Rachel!
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I think you just turned
his outie into an innie.
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RAVI: Oh!
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(GRUNTING)
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I am already out, people!
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What are you going
for, extra credit?
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Ow!
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Whoa!
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Awesome duck
and roll, Luke!
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You've got
some good moves.
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If you like that,
you should see me move
on the dance floor.
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Well, technically,
this is gonna be
the dance floor.
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Yeah, different decorations,
same sweat sock smell.
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, I see you like
stink based humor.
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Well, you'll get a lot
more of that if you come
to the dance with me.
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Sure.
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(ROARS)
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(NERVOUS GRUNT) I would hate
to be one of your pimples.
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Hey! Thanks for
taking the umbrella,
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and then not
picking me up!
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I got a call
from the '70s and they
want their hair back!
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(SIGHS) Zuri,
I'm so sorry!
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I forgot because I was
practicing my smoky eye.
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You're lucky I don't
give you a black eye!
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Please don't
tell Jessie.
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Fine. It's going to cost
you a week's allowance.
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$2,000 for one little favor?
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I'll give you 50 bucks.
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Deal! I would've kept quiet
for a Chuckles bar, sucker!
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Whoa! Zuri, you're gonna
need a bigger bike helmet.
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Uh, good idea.
We'll go buy one!
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(STAMMERING)
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(WHISTLING)
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Bertram, why do I feel
like the kids don't
tell me everything?
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Why do you care?
The less they talk,
the better.
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But, I really feel
like sometimes...
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Zip! That goes
for you, too.
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There is no way
Mrs. Kipling can
catch a burglar.
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She can't even catch
a cricket unless
it has a limp.
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(GRUMBLES SOFTLY)
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Just stick
to the script.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, what a lovely day
in my big penthouse,
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surrounded by all
my expensive things.
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Oh, no! A burglar!
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If only a small
dinosaur would
stop him!
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(GRUMBLES SOFTLY)
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Hey, guys, I put a snack
out for you on the... Whoa!
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(CRASHING)
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(GROANING)
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Bertram! Bertram!
Speak to me!
What's the snack?
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Sushi.
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Ugh!
Oh!
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Oh, Emma, are you
making a salad?
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On your face?
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I'm giving myself
a pre-dance facial.
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Uh-uh. And what
else did you do today?
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Oh, you know,
the ushe.
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I went to school
and got my hair
and nails done.
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So, you got them
done after school?
Yep!
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Was that before or after
you forgot to pick up Zuri?
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Before.
A-ha!
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I knew you didn't pick
your sister up from school.
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How did you find out?
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You just told me.
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Why would I do that?
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Because I tricked you.
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Well, that wasn't very nice!
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I cannot believe you didn't
pick Zuri up from school!
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Sorry, I forgot.
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Like you've never
forgotten anything before.
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Um, I never forget things.
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Yeah-huh!
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Remember that time
you forgot who you were
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and had to fight against
a secret government agency
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to protect yourself
and the woman you love?
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That's the plot
to The Bourne Identity.
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I can't believe
you're mad at me
for not doing your job!
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That's it!
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You are not going
to that dance!
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What?
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This is totally unfair!
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You are the worst nanny
in the history of nannies!
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Emma, I know
you don't mean that.
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Ugh... Teenagers.
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Um, you're a teenager, too.
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The only difference between
you and her is that you
don't get invited to things.
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Ugh... Butlers.
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Jessie, I'll make
you a deal.
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I go to the dance,
and you ground me
from all my math classes.
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How is that
a punishment?
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Because I love math!
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Two plus two
equals fabulous!
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Nice try.
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Jessie, does
this look okay?
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I need to look perfect
for my date with Rachel.
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Meanwhile, I'll be here,
growing old and bitter,
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like somebody I know!
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I was talking
about you, Jessie!
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Yeah, I got that!
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Luke, don't worry,
you look great.
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Oh, thanks.
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If a tad nervous.
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I haven't seen sweat stains
like that since you got
your last report card.
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Ugh! I need some
advice about girls.
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My freckles can only
take me so far.
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Luke, don't worry,
all right?
Just be yourself.
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Ooh, and get her a rose.
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Good idea,
but what should I say?
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What do girls like
to hear on a date?
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Well, uh, I can
tell you what we
don't like to hear.
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"Whoa, you're going
to eat that whole thing?"
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"Babe, babe,
I, I forgot my wallet,
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"do you mind
paying for dinner?"
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(FARTING SOUND)
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And we definitely
don't want to hear
that on a date!
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Oh, that's my
new text alert.
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I recorded it myself.
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Man, I love technology!
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Okay, my advice
for tonight.
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Blow-dry your pits
and keep your phone
on silent but deadly.
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(BEEPS)
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I can't believe
everyone is at the dance
and I'm stuck here!
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Thanks a lot, Balloon Jessie!
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(PANTING)
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Emma! Balloon Jessie!
Horrible news!
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Peasant blouses are back?
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Worse.
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I just read
on the Walden website
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that Gale has sworn
revenge on Luke
for stealing his woman!
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They broke up,
he can't blame Luke!
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I do not think a guy
nicknamed The Gorilla
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comprehends the subtle nuances
of teen dating etiquette!
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We've got
to call Luke!
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I already tried.
He is not answering.
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Oh... He could be
in mid-swirly right now!
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Then there's
only one thing to do!
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Ravi, will you come
to the dance with me?
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Emma.
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Emma.
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I am very flattered,
but you are my sister.
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♪ Pot pies taste so good
They're yummy in my tummy
Yum, yum... ♪
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(SCREAMS)
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(CRASHING)
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We got you, thief!
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00:10:13,243 --> 00:10:15,623
Ugh! It's only Bertram.
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(SCOFFS)
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I told you, no burglar
is going to come get us!
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00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:24,220
Besides, marbles aren't
going to stop anyone.
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Whoa!
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They stopped you.
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Twice.
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Emma, can we talk?
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Look, I don't want you
to miss out on that dance,
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but you need to understand
that what you did
was really wrong.
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Okay, ignoring the problem
won't make it go away.
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Kind of like
my credit card bill.
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Emma?
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(GASPS)
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You're not Emma,
you're Balloon Jessie!
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So Emma snuck out!
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I cannot believe
she went to that dance!
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00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,336
And gave me a mustache!
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00:11:08,899 --> 00:11:10,939
But I do look good
as a blonde.
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♪ Zizik's Deli makes
hoagies like my mommy
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♪ I love their soups
and breads
and also their pastrami ♪
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(MACHINE BUZZING)
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (GRUNTING)
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A-ha! It worked!
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Ugh! It's just
Bertram again.
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What a waste of
a good ball beat-down.
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(GRUNTS) Turn it off,
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or load it with meatballs!
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(BERTRAM GRUNTING)
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Bertram, we are trying
to defend our penthouse!
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That's it! No more traps!
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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Bertram...
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What?
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Are you going
to pick that up?
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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This is for you, Rachel.
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A pretty rose
for a pretty girl.
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Thanks, Luke.
It's so beautiful.
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There.
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(PANTS)
Is it hot in here?
247
00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:30,118
Are you hot?
248
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,380
I mean, you are hot...
I mean, are you warm-hot?
249
00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:35,263
You know what?
I'm going to go
get us some punch.
250
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,255
(GRUNTS)
251
00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:41,260
(SIGHS)
Wow.
252
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,031
Rookie mistake.
253
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:45,873
Even when you're
floundering, never back
away from a girl.
254
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,966
They can smell fear.
255
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,068
Even through all that
cologne you have on,
which stinks right now.
256
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,442
Adam Sandler!
257
00:12:53,443 --> 00:12:55,283
What are you doing
at our school dance?
258
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:59,305
Uh, just trying
to pick up some
spare change chaperoning.
259
00:12:59,309 --> 00:13:01,909
If we have to have
grownups, too,
I'm glad it's you.
260
00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:03,052
(CHUCKLES)
261
00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:05,824
Ugh!
262
00:13:05,816 --> 00:13:07,516
Whatever you do,
don't drink the punch!
263
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,317
I made that punch.
264
00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:14,559
I mean, don't just
drink it. Savor it! Yeah!
265
00:13:14,564 --> 00:13:17,474
Go ahead. Wash that
foot out of your mouth.
266
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,368
Ah, sorry, Mr. Sandler.
267
00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:23,330
Don't call me Mr. Sandler,
call me Thunder.
268
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,983
Why?
I just think
it sounds cooler.
269
00:13:27,077 --> 00:13:30,377
Okay. So, Thunder,
270
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,310
do you think I have
a chance with this girl?
271
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:34,513
Absolutely.
272
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,454
When it comes to girls,
273
00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:39,246
all you have to be
is polite, honest,
274
00:13:39,249 --> 00:13:41,419
and a movie star.
275
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,021
But I'm not
a movie star.
276
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,203
Well, you should try
it sometime, it's excellent.
277
00:13:46,196 --> 00:13:49,956
Now, go back out there,
and take her some
of my punch.
278
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,500
I made it in
Kevin James' bathtub.
279
00:13:52,863 --> 00:13:54,433
Don't worry, he was
wearing a wetsuit.
280
00:14:02,472 --> 00:14:04,072
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Oh!
281
00:14:04,074 --> 00:14:05,354
♪ Hoagies are here at last
282
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,115
♪ Yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum, yum, yum ♪
283
00:14:08,118 --> 00:14:10,078
Thank you!
284
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,850
Let me get your tip.
285
00:14:12,422 --> 00:14:14,082
Here's a tip.
286
00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:16,455
You're being robbed.
287
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,356
(SCOFFS) No kidding!
At $15 a sandwich,
you're robbing us blind!
288
00:14:21,191 --> 00:14:22,331
Oh.
289
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,293
(SIGHS)
290
00:14:25,595 --> 00:14:28,365
Whoa! Whoa!
291
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,069
Emma!
292
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,941
Luke, you've got to
get out of here.
293
00:14:32,943 --> 00:14:35,283
Gale said he's
going to get you
for dating Rachel!
294
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,145
Well, bring it on!
If he wants to fight,
I'll fight him.
295
00:14:38,148 --> 00:14:39,448
There won't be a fight.
296
00:14:39,449 --> 00:14:40,609
Gale will give
you a wedgie,
297
00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:44,350
and everyone will see your
ridiculous Superman undies!
298
00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:46,364
Some people
think they're cool.
299
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,318
Nobody thinks they're cool.
300
00:14:49,319 --> 00:14:52,319
Not even Lois Lane!
301
00:14:52,322 --> 00:14:54,462
(SCOFFS) I'm willing
to take that chance.
302
00:14:54,464 --> 00:14:56,474
I finally got my dream girl.
303
00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:59,466
I'm not going to lose
her because of some
underwear-yanking gorilla.
304
00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:04,402
Luke, at least
tighten your belt!
305
00:15:06,536 --> 00:15:08,376
Emma! Emma!
Oh, excuse me.
306
00:15:08,378 --> 00:15:10,378
Sorry, oh...
Ow, ow, ow,
okay, okay...
307
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:12,440
Oh, yeah.
308
00:15:12,442 --> 00:15:14,312
Adam Sandler?
What are you doing here?
309
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,654
Waiting for them
to play Gangnam Style.
310
00:15:16,646 --> 00:15:20,016
I've been
practicing all week.
311
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,320
I'm here looking for one
of my charges. I'm the nanny.
312
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,322
Yeah?
Yeah. But I'm also
a struggling actress.
313
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,064
Really? What have
I seen you in?
Uh-uh.
314
00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:27,456
Nothing. That's why
I'm struggling.
315
00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:29,228
Makes sense.
316
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,659
Yeah... Do you have
any advice for me?
317
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,930
I do. Remember this.
318
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,702
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
Show up on time.
319
00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:36,314
Know all your lines.
Mmm-hmm.
320
00:15:36,306 --> 00:15:39,636
And whenever
possible, do this.
(MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY)
321
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,409
(MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY)
That's it, that's it.
322
00:15:41,411 --> 00:15:42,471
Oh? Yes!
323
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,477
This punch is horrible.
324
00:15:48,478 --> 00:15:50,418
Yeah, that's Kevin James'
feet you're tasting.
325
00:15:52,322 --> 00:15:53,482
Good to meet you.
326
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:55,193
Good to meet you.
327
00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:01,629
A-ha!
(SCREAMS)
328
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:02,961
Got ya!
329
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,302
(STUTTERING) Jessie,
I can explain.
330
00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:07,695
Great, can't wait to hear
it 16 years from now,
when you're ungrounded!
331
00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:11,239
You'll be 30!
332
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,341
Jessie, I didn't sneak out
to come to the dance.
333
00:16:13,343 --> 00:16:15,313
Really? Huh! That's weird,
334
00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:17,505
because with people
dancing, and music playing,
335
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:19,307
it really seems like
we're at the dance!
336
00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:21,349
Jessie, listen!
337
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:23,081
I snuck out
to warn Luke!
338
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,493
Rachel's old boyfriend,
The Gorilla, is coming
after him!
339
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,115
Please tell me they call
him The Gorilla because
he likes to climb trees.
340
00:16:29,119 --> 00:16:33,119
No, it's because he's huge,
grunts, and can peel
a banana with his feet!
341
00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:37,134
And now he's going to give
Luke the wedgie of his life!
342
00:16:37,127 --> 00:16:39,697
Oh, no. And Luke's
probably wearing his
Superman underwear!
343
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,499
We've got to find him.
344
00:16:47,377 --> 00:16:49,137
Hey, Luke,
345
00:16:49,139 --> 00:16:52,039
get ready for some
Gale-force winds.
346
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,642
See what I did there?
347
00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:57,285
Have you grown
since gym class?
348
00:16:57,287 --> 00:16:59,017
Yep. (ROARS)
349
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,350
Ah!
350
00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:03,151
(EVERYONE GASPS)
351
00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:05,704
My punch!
352
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:09,455
I knew I should
have made brownies.
353
00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:12,359
Gale, all you've managed
to do is make yourself
look foolish,
354
00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:14,402
and ruin poor
Adam Sandler's punch.
355
00:17:14,404 --> 00:17:17,344
"Thunder's"! When is that
gonna catch on?
356
00:17:19,269 --> 00:17:21,069
Gale, I can't believe
you did that!
357
00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:23,641
Yeah, humiliating me
is not going to win
Rachel back.
358
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:24,773
Right, Rachel?
359
00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:26,324
You still care!
360
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,518
Or maybe it will.
361
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,450
I'm sorry, Luke.
The rose was sweet,
362
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,733
but you should give it
to a girl who really
deserves it.
363
00:17:39,189 --> 00:17:41,129
Hey, you want to go
get some Chinese later?
364
00:17:41,131 --> 00:17:43,531
I've been really craving
some moo goo Gale pan.
365
00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:45,503
Oh, I've missed
your clever wordplay.
366
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,371
You should be
ashamed of yourself!
367
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,353
You think I want to live
a life of crime?
368
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:57,375
I can't support myself
on deli tips!
369
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,507
And the delivery charge
is not the tip, people!
370
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,782
Well, here's a thought.
Why don't you get a new job?
371
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,624
I was a philosophy major!
372
00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:09,116
There's no jobs in philosophy!
373
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,459
Congratulations, Dad,
you were right!
374
00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:15,803
Okay...
375
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,265
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Not Gary the Gravy Boat!
376
00:18:18,268 --> 00:18:20,668
He's my best friend!
377
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:23,470
I mean, my best
dispenser of gravy.
378
00:18:23,473 --> 00:18:24,833
(STAMPS)
Ow!
379
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,384
(ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
380
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:30,338
(GRUNTING)
381
00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:34,442
(SOBBING)
382
00:18:34,444 --> 00:18:36,554
ZURI: Bertram, what's wrong?
Did you taste your
cooking again?
383
00:18:38,488 --> 00:18:41,118
Oh, Bertram,
who is your friend?
384
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,520
(MUFFLED YELLING)
385
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,203
And why are
you tied up?
386
00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:49,696
(SIGHS) Because that's
what burglars do!
387
00:18:49,699 --> 00:18:52,429
(GASPS)
So you're the burglar?
388
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,472
What evil sickness
drives a man to steal?
389
00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:56,905
What else am I
supposed to do?
390
00:18:56,906 --> 00:18:59,766
My only skills are peddling
a bike and discussing
Kierkegaard!
391
00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:03,470
Now, please, call off
your velociraptor.
392
00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:08,915
I told you
Mrs. Kipling could be
a fierce guard lizard!
393
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,478
Sorry, Mrs. K.
394
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,720
Who knew you can
go all Jurassic Park
on someone?
395
00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:15,433
(GRUMBLES SOFTLY)
396
00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:16,885
Hello! We're still
getting robbed here!
397
00:19:16,886 --> 00:19:19,326
Someone untie me
and call the cops!
398
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:20,829
No! Don't call
the cops!
399
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:24,430
If you let me go,
I can get you free hoagies
for the next three years!
400
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:25,704
Really?
401
00:19:25,695 --> 00:19:27,535
BOTH: We are calling the cops!
402
00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:28,937
Okay, okay, okay.
403
00:19:28,938 --> 00:19:30,238
(GRUMBLES SOFTLY)
404
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:34,503
Luke, are you okay?
405
00:19:35,445 --> 00:19:37,705
Not really.
406
00:19:37,707 --> 00:19:40,647
But on the bright side,
none of that punch got
in my mouth, so...
407
00:19:42,612 --> 00:19:44,312
How did you know
Gale was after me?
408
00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:45,464
Emma told me.
409
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,416
Luke, I'm so sorry,
410
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:51,918
but if Rachel can't see
how great a guy you are,
then she's a big idiot.
411
00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:55,531
Meanwhile, I'm sitting
here without a date,
looking like a bigger idiot.
412
00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:56,625
(SIGHS)
413
00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:00,668
Well, I can't do anything
about the punch,
414
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:03,830
but you are done
just sitting around.
415
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,383
(SCOFFS) Jessie, you
don't have to do this.
416
00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:07,706
Yes, I do!
417
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:13,409
Luke, you are sweet
and funny and cool.
418
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,685
(CHUCKLES) And you've
got the moves like Jagger.
419
00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:24,451
Hey, check out my
friends checking us out.
420
00:20:25,795 --> 00:20:27,555
(CHUCKLES)
421
00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:29,757
You could probably coast
all the way through
middle school on this one.
422
00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:32,659
I can coast all
the way to my G.E.D!
423
00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:35,412
Really? Yeah, well,
maybe.(CHUCKLES)
424
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:40,438
Hey, Jessie.
Hmm.
425
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:44,440
I was told to give
this to a girl who
really deserves it.
426
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,484
I think that's you.
427
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:47,976
Aw, Luke.
428
00:20:48,778 --> 00:20:50,418
I'll treasure this.
429
00:20:54,884 --> 00:20:56,534
I treasured that.
430
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,360
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
431
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,592
Hey, thanks for
cheering me up.
432
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:05,673
Eh, that's what
nannies are for.
433
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,595
But you know
what would make
me feel great?
434
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,438
If I got a kiss.
Don't push your luck.
435
00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:12,741
(CHUCKLES)
436
00:21:14,744 --> 00:21:17,954
Other than the fact
that I still have
punch in my pants,
437
00:21:17,947 --> 00:21:20,447
this was a
pretty good night.
438
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,580
Emma, thanks again
for trying to warn
me about Gale.
439
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,852
You're welcome.
440
00:21:23,853 --> 00:21:26,993
Yeah, that was
a really great
big sister thing to do.
441
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,556
You are now
officially un-grounded.
442
00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:33,519
Good, because seeing you
dancing Gangnam Style
was punishment enough.
443
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,404
Adam Sandler
did put you to shame.
444
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,427
So not true.
445
00:21:39,429 --> 00:21:41,529
His lasso technique
was way too wristy.
446
00:21:42,332 --> 00:21:43,532
(VOCALIZING)
447
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,513
(CHUCKLING)
448
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,305
(ALARM SOUNDING)
449
00:21:48,578 --> 00:21:50,538
Huh... This is new.
450
00:21:52,582 --> 00:21:55,552
Oops, I guess
we forgot one
of our traps.
451
00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:57,915
Huh! I didn't know
it was nanny season.
452
00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,948
Get the key!
453
00:21:59,949 --> 00:22:02,349
Key? Key...
454
00:22:04,454 --> 00:22:06,564
Uh, Zuri, a word?
455
00:22:08,398 --> 00:22:09,698
Sure.
456
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,060
(UNEASY CHUCKLE)
457
00:22:12,061 --> 00:22:14,901
I hope that word isn't "key,"
because I don't have one.
458
00:22:16,506 --> 00:22:18,106
(BOTH SCREAM)
459
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,539
They're not coming
back, are they?
460
00:22:22,512 --> 00:22:24,112
Guys? Don't you...
Don't...
461
00:22:24,113 --> 00:22:26,453
(BOTH SCREAM)
Come here!
462
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,546
Kids?
463
00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:30,478
Bertram?
464
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,580
Adam Sandler?
465
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,534
He prefers "Thunder."
(CLICKS TONGUE)
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