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And talk about
crimes against clothing.
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For his
latest collection,
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designer Arturo Vitalli
should get life in prison
without parole.
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Huh. Maybe he'll
bump into my uncle Lenny.
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We all told him making
his own lottery tickets
was a bad idea.
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I'm Kitty Couture.
Join us next week
in the Glitter Box!
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Meow!
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(COUGHING)
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Great job.
But can we stop
with the glitter?
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(COUGHING)
I'm getting sparkle-lung.
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But the glitter
got 93 likes!
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And my kitty-claws
are trending!
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How long are you gonna
keep up the disguise?
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Like, forever?
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No one can know
that I'm Kitty Couture.
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I want people to
focus on my opinions,
not my famous parents.
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JESSIE: Emma!
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Your mom's
on her way home!
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Yay! When will
she be here?
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She said 15 minutes
if traffic's good.
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Oh, there she is.
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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
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She must've used
the carpool lane!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Fresh-squeezed,
especially for you,
ma'am.
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Mmm.
Thank you, Bertram.
You're always so attentive.
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ALL: Ugh!
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So, guess what, guys.
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I am launching a new
teen fashion line,
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Fer Shur Couture!
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What, is it, like,
clothes inspired
by the 80's?
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The most hideous era
in fashion history?
(CHUCKLING)
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It's clothes from
the 80's, isn't it?
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Yes.
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I loved the 80's!
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I still have
my leg warmers.
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Obviously I've
ditched the mullet.
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Well, I am reworking
those rad fashions
for today's teens,
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and I want all of you
to be models in the show.
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(GASPS) I'd love to!
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Oh, you meant the kids.
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I'll just keep making
these sandwiches.
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Thanks, Mom,
but I prefer to
observe and judge.
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Modeling clothes?
Boring.
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(SCOFFS)
I don't even like
changing my clothes.
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We noticed.
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Count me out.
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Last time I posed for you,
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I ended up
on a billboard dressed
like a giant pepperoni.
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You sold a lot of
frozen pizzas.
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And I never saw a dime.
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Mrs. Mommy,
if you need me to perform
this sacred duty for you,
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I would be honored.
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I will not disappoint you.
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Relax, dude.
She's just trying to save
some money on models.
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Jessie, would you be
willing to be my assistant
on this project?
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You mean I'm off
peanut butter duty?
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You got it!
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Kids, meet your
new nanny: Bertram!
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Oh, there is no way...
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I'd pass up the chance
to help out
my little angels,
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and their
heavenly Mommy.
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Did you hurt your neck
making that turn?
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Why would Mom design
a teen clothing line
without consulting me?
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Why would she have me
put a live angora kitten
in each of these gift bags?
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(KITTENS MEWING)
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The rich are different.
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(KITTENS MEWING)
Hey!
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(MEWING STOPS)
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Emma, she
probably just forgot.
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You know how busy
your Mom is,
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but she would never
do anything to hurt
anyone's feelings.
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Jessie! I am tired
of you wandering off.
Here. Wear this.
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That's a dog collar.
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No, it's a necklace
with a GPS system.
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And rhinestones.
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(GPS BEEPING)
See? Pretty.
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These are the sketches
for my new line.
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File it under
G for genius.
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Can I see them?
Sure.
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So, what do you think?
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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I have no words.
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I knew you'd love them!
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(COLLAR BEEPS)
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00:05:00,831 --> 00:05:04,741
Oh, so my collar also emits
an ear splitting shriek?
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00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,976
How nice.
101
00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:10,538
So I won't lose you
in a parking garage.
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That's how
Javier got away.
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Sadly, still the best
piece of jewelry
I've ever received.
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I'm ready for my
bike riding lesson.
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Can't this wait
until Jessie's back
on nanny duty?
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Okay. We can go shopping
for training bras instead.
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Get on the bike.
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Now, the most important
thing to remember
is not to fall over.
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Ha! Yeah! (SQUEAKS HORN)
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Well, duh.
How do I not do that?
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Make sure
your arms are out.
Like this.
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Then how do I steer?
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Oh, right.
Scratch that.
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Doesn't this thing
have cruise control?
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Do you even know
how to ride a bike?
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Wha...!
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(SCOFFS)
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No! I'm so ashamed.
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You never learned?
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No.
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The first time I
got on a bike,
it didn't go well.
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I was the only kid
in the neighborhood
who couldn't ride.
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All the other kids
used to say,
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"Bert, Bert, what a squirt,
tried to ride
and ate some dirt!"
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(LAUGHING)
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Those horrible kids.
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Lyrically gifted,
but horrible.
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I'm hopeless.
I'll never be normal.
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Yes, you will,
because I'm going
to teach you.
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I will not quit
until you
can ride a bike.
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How are you
going to teach me?
You can't ride.
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I'm eight years old.
I think I can
figure it out.
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No offense.
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One, a two, a three.
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00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,464
Four, five, six.
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00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:10,028
(CHUCKLES)
What was that?
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It is known as
the end-of-runway
pivot and jacket pop.
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Modeling is an art.
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You have to tell a story
with nothing but your clothes,
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your attitude,
and your eyes.
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The story
you're telling is,
"I'm a loser."
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Hi. I'm looking
for Christina?
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00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:30,647
Diamond Bloodworth,
teen supermodel?
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I've dreamed
of this moment,
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but Ravi wasn't here,
we were fighting aliens.
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And you were
in a bikini.
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Ignore him.
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I loved your commercial
for After Gym Class
aftershave.
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When I wear it,
people actually
believe I shave!
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And go to gym class!
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Well, I better
find Christina.
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I'm Christina's son, Luke.
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I'll be joining you
in the fashion show.
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You will?
You will?
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Uh, of course.
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I've been
walking the runway
since I could crawl.
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I love telling a story
with nothing but my clothes,
my attitude and my thighs.
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(SNIGGERS)
I think you mean
your "eyes".
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Not the way I do it.
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Hey, Mom!
Wanna go to lunch?
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I could give you
some fashion feedback
on your new line.
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Oh, I wish I could.
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How about we go
on a spa weekend
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right after
the fashion show?
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You can tell me
how much you love
the clothes then.
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Actually...
(PHONE DINGS)
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Oops!
Hold that thought.
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My marketing
director is waiting.
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We're gonna sell
Fer Shur Couture to
every kid in America!
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If you're trying to sell
kids these clothes,
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they better come
with a free pony.
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Bertram,
you can do it.
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There's no reason
to be embarrassed.
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Is Emma's bike really
the only other one
we have?
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You're gonna
be humiliated anyway,
so what's the diff?
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00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:08,115
Now just push off,
and try to
find your balance.
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(GRUNTING)
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This is like trying to fit
a ten pound bowling ball
into a teacup.
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(EXHALES)
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00:09:18,088 --> 00:09:19,658
Okay.
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I think I got it!
This is so easy!
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(MOCKING)
"This is so easy."
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Okay, Bert-man.
You can do this.
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You're not going to be
left behind this time.
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Come on, Bertram!
You can do it!
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I can do it! Yeah!
I'm gonna do it!
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(YELLS)
I can't do it!
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Bertram, don't be scared.
I'll be here for you
every step of the way.
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I promise,
I will not let go.
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You won't let go?
I promise I won't.
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Hold on.
Okay.
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(EXCLAIMS) Hold on!
Okay.
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Ooh, a penny!
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00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,870
That's good luck!
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00:10:02,873 --> 00:10:04,643
(BERTRAM SCREAMING)
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00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:06,775
(WATER SPLASHING)
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00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:08,207
(SWAN QUACKING)
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00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,978
Ooh! Not so lucky
for Bertram.
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00:10:11,782 --> 00:10:12,942
(SWAN QUACKING)
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00:10:12,943 --> 00:10:13,913
Or that swan.
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00:10:18,388 --> 00:10:21,648
No! I am not vlogging
from my mom's
fashion show.
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00:10:21,652 --> 00:10:22,752
You have to!
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00:10:22,753 --> 00:10:24,663
I already posted
that Kitty Couture
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is gonna be reporting
live from there!
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00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:29,097
I can't trash my mom
in public!
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00:10:29,099 --> 00:10:31,859
Look, our vlog
is blowing up,
207
00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:35,072
and your followers
expect you to trash any
fashion that deserve it.
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00:10:35,065 --> 00:10:37,065
So we are
going to that show!
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00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:38,367
You just want
the gift bags!
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00:10:40,110 --> 00:10:41,140
I heard they're
giving out kittens!
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00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:43,742
My apartment has rats!
212
00:10:48,418 --> 00:10:51,018
Jessie, what do you think
of the length of this?
213
00:10:52,122 --> 00:10:54,352
The length is good.
214
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,394
Yeah, the length is
probably what I like
best about it.
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00:10:58,889 --> 00:11:00,759
More than the bow?
216
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,961
Oh, yeah.
217
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,173
Ow! Okay.
You missed
the pincushion.
218
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,135
Again.
219
00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:08,437
Oops.
220
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,099
Ow!
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Okay, that drew blood.
222
00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:14,853
Good thing
the dress is red.
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(PHONE DINGS)
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00:11:16,106 --> 00:11:18,006
Jessie, can you get
my phone?
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00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:20,278
Uh, yes, I will.
226
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,050
Just come here,
just come here.
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00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,116
Oh. My. Gauchos.
228
00:11:27,117 --> 00:11:29,857
What?
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Kitty Couture is
coming to my show?
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She hates everything!
231
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,703
Well, I hate her!
232
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,965
She said I was
an embarrassment
to jeggings.
233
00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:41,129
How did she even
get a ticket
to your show?
234
00:11:41,131 --> 00:11:44,171
We must have a leak.
I blame my office staff.
235
00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:45,914
Clear my calendar
for Monday!
236
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:49,236
Polygraphs in the morning,
firings in the afternoon!
237
00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:52,379
I will order
a nice lunch
in between.
238
00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:54,012
What goes best
with interrogations?
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00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,194
Deli?
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00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:05,163
I don't want to go
to the fashion show.
241
00:12:05,155 --> 00:12:07,895
I'm battered, bruised,
and I've swallowed
enough feathers
242
00:12:07,898 --> 00:12:08,228
to stuff a comforter.
243
00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:14,461
Aw, don't be such
a grumpty-dumpty.
244
00:12:14,464 --> 00:12:16,874
I have a surprise
for you.
245
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:19,237
I don't want a surprise.
I want the limo.
246
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,740
Where is it?
247
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,311
I canceled it.
248
00:12:23,313 --> 00:12:25,853
This is what we're
taking instead.
249
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:31,476
(GASPS) No! I am not
getting on that deathtrap
built for two!
250
00:12:31,481 --> 00:12:36,391
Bertram, with the tandem bike,
only one person has to know
how to ride.
251
00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:40,228
Come on, get up here.
252
00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:42,230
Who's my big, brave boy?
253
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,973
Not me.
254
00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:51,169
They've opened the doors!
Is everything ready?
255
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:54,401
Yes, and I brought icy-cold
Christina Ross Water
for each guest!
256
00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:58,314
What?
Jessie, icy-cold is out!
Room temperature is in.
257
00:12:58,308 --> 00:12:59,248
Uh, gotcha.
Yeah.
258
00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:04,283
(PANTING)
259
00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:08,786
You call that
a lunch buffet?
260
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,788
It was raw fish.
261
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,220
Who comes to
these things,
seagulls?
262
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,403
It's sushi.
Oh.
263
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,265
I guess I'm not used to
eating fish that's
not in stick form.
264
00:13:19,329 --> 00:13:21,229
Hey, Jessie.
Having fun?
265
00:13:24,574 --> 00:13:29,944
Well, at first I was really
looking forward to joining the
glamorous world of fashion.
266
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,980
Then I nearly
bled out on the couch,
267
00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:33,942
and now I'm
sort of over it.
268
00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:36,216
(COLLAR BEEPING)
269
00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:42,219
I'm right here.
270
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,962
Oh. Check on the boys,
and make sure the rest of
the garments are steamed.
271
00:13:44,955 --> 00:13:45,995
Right away!
272
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,960
Okay. Luke, Ravi,
you're on in five!
273
00:13:53,964 --> 00:13:56,474
All right. I need a steamer
and an eye doctor, stat!
274
00:14:04,374 --> 00:14:07,324
You're really
wearing that?
275
00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:10,847
I selected an outfit
with the highest degree
of modeling difficulty
276
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,480
in order to
blow Diamond away.
277
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:16,193
How did you
decide on that?
278
00:14:18,288 --> 00:14:21,558
I just asked which outfit
gets to walk Diamond
down the runway.
279
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,091
That will be
the perfect time
to ask her out!
280
00:14:25,135 --> 00:14:26,095
Point Luke.
281
00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,036
But this is not over!
282
00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:32,598
We will fight for her favor
the way real men do,
on the runway!
283
00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:38,445
It's tragic that
today's young people
missed the 1980's,
284
00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:44,578
when fashion was
bigger, bolder,
and totally tubular.
285
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,394
I give you
Fer Shur Couture!
286
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:51,520
(UPBEAT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
287
00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:54,593
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
288
00:14:57,427 --> 00:14:59,127
The show's just starting
and I can safely say
289
00:14:59,129 --> 00:15:01,899
I've never seen
anything like it.
290
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,573
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
291
00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:07,014
The crowd is gasping...
with joy?
292
00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:11,309
Your credibility is
falling faster than
my grandma's butt!
293
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,494
Did you finish
steaming the garments?
294
00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:20,148
I probably should've
said this earlier,
295
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:22,350
but I don't really know
how to operate a steamer.
296
00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:28,155
Please make it stop!
297
00:15:28,158 --> 00:15:32,428
It's gonna stop and tip over
if you don't start pedaling!
298
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,513
I can't feel my legs.
299
00:15:36,506 --> 00:15:40,936
You're being silly.
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
300
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,470
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(SCREAMING)
301
00:15:44,514 --> 00:15:45,454
Stay outta the bike lane,
ya jerk!
302
00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,047
Baby on board!
303
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:52,219
(SOBBING)
304
00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:54,322
You're going to
be great, honey.
305
00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:57,564
Just remember,
Mommy's entire reputation
is depending on this show.
306
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,557
But no pressure.
307
00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:04,591
Having people cheer
while I walk around
looking good?
308
00:16:04,594 --> 00:16:05,704
Just another day
in Lukeland.
309
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,097
Hey, Diamond,
they're ready for you!
310
00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:15,611
Diamond, may I say
you embody
311
00:16:15,605 --> 00:16:19,605
the sylph-like sartorial
sensibility of a
young Christy Turlington?
312
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,350
Huh?
313
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:24,451
She doesn't speak geek.
314
00:16:24,454 --> 00:16:26,524
Let me translate.
You're a babe.
Let's do this!
315
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,258
(SIGHS)
316
00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:34,561
Remember, when we
get to the end of the runway,
stop and let me pose.
317
00:16:34,564 --> 00:16:36,704
Oh, Luke, you have
a thread hanging.
Let me get that.
318
00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:40,099
Oh, oh, um, uh...
319
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,240
(FABRIC RIPPING)
320
00:16:55,285 --> 00:16:58,045
In hindsight, maybe
I should have just
let that thread go.
321
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,521
Okay, the audience
is laughing
322
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,404
with delight
323
00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:08,656
at this sneak peek
at Christina's new
underwear line.
324
00:17:08,658 --> 00:17:12,758
How brilliant
is Christina Ross?
325
00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:14,432
About as brilliant
as panda undies on
a 13-year-old.
326
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,668
Go out there and
rescue Diamond!
327
00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:21,069
Try to make it look like
part of the show!
328
00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:21,411
I am on it.
329
00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:45,835
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
330
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,369
Point Ravi.
331
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,841
Now it is over.
332
00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:58,377
(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
333
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,581
Love what you
did out there.
334
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,124
Now let's get you
changed into your
showstopper outfit.
335
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:10,186
Hello!
The show already stopped!
336
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,560
Nobody here is professional,
except that guy. I quit!
337
00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:14,493
Call me!
338
00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:20,168
Holy Vera Wang!
Do you know
what just happened?
339
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:23,200
Yes! Diamond wants to
break off a piece of this!
340
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,475
She even has
a pet name for me.
341
00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:27,577
That Guy!
342
00:18:29,439 --> 00:18:29,579
Ah!
343
00:18:32,882 --> 00:18:35,252
Honey, let go
of the runway.
344
00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:37,546
Please.
345
00:18:39,749 --> 00:18:44,149
And wearing our
final outfit
of the night,
346
00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:47,464
please welcome back
supermodel
Diamond Bloodworth!
347
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,559
What are you doing?
Trying to save your show.
348
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:01,670
Wah!
349
00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:06,484
Bad things happening
to pretty people?
350
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:07,647
I love fashion shows!
351
00:19:15,285 --> 00:19:18,685
They're fleeing like
rats off the Titanic!
352
00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:21,758
On the bright side,
I am dating a model.
353
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:22,891
High-five!
354
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,235
Christina, I'm so sorry.
355
00:19:27,237 --> 00:19:27,697
Diamond quit and I
didn't know what to do!
356
00:19:29,339 --> 00:19:30,439
Christina?
357
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,540
Is that Kitty Couture?
358
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:37,582
And as you can see,
people are running out
to buy these clothes,
359
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,207
proving that
Christina Ross...
360
00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:40,909
Is on her way
over here! Run!
361
00:19:42,212 --> 00:19:43,412
(GASPS)
362
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:44,653
Emma?
363
00:19:44,654 --> 00:19:47,824
You're Kitty Couture?
364
00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:48,887
Surprise.
365
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,491
You came here
to trash my show?
366
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,804
Of course not!
367
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,965
How could you not
know about this?
368
00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:00,297
The last two days
are kind of blurry.
369
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,370
I lost a lot of blood
when you made me
a human pincushion.
370
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,873
(GROANS)
371
00:20:04,874 --> 00:20:06,784
Could things get
any worse?
372
00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:08,907
(BOTH SCREAMING)
373
00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:12,479
(CRASHING)
374
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,482
I think you just lost
the deposit on the tent.
375
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,728
Mom, I didn't say
anything bad
about your clothes.
376
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:36,770
Honey, I know.
I just saw your vlog,
and you were very sweet.
377
00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:39,306
Why didn't you just tell me
my designs were horrible?
378
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,510
I tried.
379
00:20:42,512 --> 00:20:44,372
But when you
get into work mode,
380
00:20:44,374 --> 00:20:46,954
you're not
the easiest person
to talk to.
381
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,446
Hmm. You know, that's
what my last seven
assistants said
382
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,880
right before they quit.
383
00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:54,021
Which doesn't make
any sense to me,
384
00:20:54,023 --> 00:20:55,763
because I am a very
considerate boss.
385
00:20:58,388 --> 00:21:00,388
Help.
Knees buckling.
386
00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:01,590
Tendons snapping.
387
00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:03,792
Not now, Jessie!
388
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:05,973
We're having a
mother-daughter moment.
389
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,497
(KITTEN YOWLING)
390
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,400
I must've missed one.
391
00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:13,502
Pipe down, Fluffy.
392
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,284
(PHONE BEEPS)
393
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,345
Jessie, look,
Mom became a fan
of Kitty Couture!
394
00:21:19,349 --> 00:21:21,809
And I'm an even
bigger fan of yours.
395
00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:23,811
I'm so proud of you.
396
00:21:23,813 --> 00:21:26,623
Oh! This reminds me of
the time my dad and I
397
00:21:26,616 --> 00:21:29,516
bonded over Stingers being
our favorite
surface-to air missiles!
398
00:21:31,521 --> 00:21:35,731
Anywho,
I'm going to be
more collaborative.
399
00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:38,065
You know what,
I'm creating a new
position in my company:
400
00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:39,827
Teen Fashion Consultant.
401
00:21:39,829 --> 00:21:41,699
A promotion?
Oh! I'm so flattered.
402
00:21:42,732 --> 00:21:45,002
And you meant Emma.
403
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,784
I'll get it
one of these days.
404
00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:49,337
We're gonna
work together?
Yup.
405
00:21:49,879 --> 00:21:51,009
Thanks, Mom!
406
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,785
Oh, poor Luke.
407
00:22:03,092 --> 00:22:06,032
Okay, we're gonna need
a spatula and some lard.
408
00:22:09,058 --> 00:22:12,598
This is exhilarating!
I feel so alive!
409
00:22:12,602 --> 00:22:13,662
Oh, whoa!
410
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,114
I'm so proud of you!
411
00:22:17,106 --> 00:22:20,536
Aren't you glad
I finally taught you
how to ride a bike?
412
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,510
Who's my
special little guy?
413
00:22:22,512 --> 00:22:24,712
I am!
414
00:22:24,714 --> 00:22:26,054
Whoa! Whoa!
415
00:22:27,617 --> 00:22:28,717
(ZURI GASPS)
416
00:22:28,718 --> 00:22:30,848
Bertram!
Are you okay?
417
00:22:33,523 --> 00:22:36,063
Wait a minute.
Where's the seat?
418
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:36,985
(HOARSELY) You don't
wanna know.
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