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What's up, ladies?
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Can Zuri and I watch
a movie tonight?
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Depends. What movie?
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It's a heartwarming
family drama.
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About children
and their toys.
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Beddy Die Time:
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Dolly's Revenge.
I don't think so.
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Why not?
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Because you're too young
to watch a movie about
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"Dolls who play house.
Slaughterhouse."
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What's the big deal?
I've seen it before.
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You can clearly tell
the brains are oatmeal.
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Spoiler alert!
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(SINGING OPERA MUSIC)
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(ALL COUGHING)
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I don't know
what stinks worse,
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Bertram's singing
or that laundry.
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They forced Luke to
clean out his gym locker.
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They thought
something died in there.
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(SINGING OPERA MUSIC)
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Bertram!
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I'm listening to
the opera station.
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Voluntarily?
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If I'm the sixth caller
after they play the
love aria from Aida,
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I win a free trip
to La Scala.
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La... What now?
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It's the world's most
beautiful opera house,
in Milan, Italy.
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Opera, pasta,
and best of all,
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thousands of
miles from here.
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(CHOKING)
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Mmm!
Luke's nasty clothes
knocked out Kipling.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Ravi, okay,
important question.
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Why do they call it
a pair of underwear
when it's just one?
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Hello?
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Ravi?
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Sorry.
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I was entranced
by that vision of beauty.
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What beauty?
That dude in the high tops,
painting a lizard?
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That is not a dude.
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That is Tanya Weston,
from my biology class.
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Wow, a chick
that's into lizards?
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You should try to
go get with that.
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Are you kidding?
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A goddess such as she
is surely spoken for.
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(FARTING)
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I'm gonna go out
on a limb here and guess
that she might be single.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GASPING)
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That dolly doesn't
just cry and wet.
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She kills!
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(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)
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What are you guys watching?
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A nature documentary.
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On turkey vultures.
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MALE NARRATOR: The male
and female of the species
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display nearly
identical coloration.
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(LAUGHS)
That must make things
confusing on date night.
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Jessie, do you mind?
We're trying to learn.
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Okay, I'll leave
you to it. Nerds.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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This is the best part!
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Her dolly's going
for her binky.
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Wait for it.
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(SLICING)
Yes!
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Right in the eye!
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(SCREAMING)
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RAVI: What do
I say to Tanya?
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"Did it hurt when
you fell from heaven?
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"Because you have
the face of an angel."
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Ooh, that is good.
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And you have to
show girls you're cool.
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It's all in the walk.
I'll demonstrate.
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(CLICKING TONGUE)
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(POPS)
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See?
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Ah, yes. I, too, can
strut like a peacock.
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Ravi.
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Did your rash
come back?
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I told you those
polyblend underpants
cause chafing.
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I'll go get the cornstarch.
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No, I'm teaching him
to walk like a man.
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So he can impress
this girl he likes...
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Tanya.
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Oh! Maybe I can help.
How about we do
some role-playing?
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Sounds great!
I'll be the motorcycle cop,
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and you'll be the
speeding bikini model.
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(KISSING)
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I'll be Tanya.
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Okay. And I will be
the motorcycle cop?
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There's no motorcycle cop!
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Just be you.
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But cooler.
I'm begging.
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Good heavens, angel!
Did you fall on your face?
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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Nailed it!
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Goodnight, Zuri.
I love you.
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Wait. Could you
leave that lamp on?
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Why?
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Uh... Ambience?
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You're going to sleep,
not throwing a soiree.
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Here's Baby Marmalade.
(GASPS)
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Thank you.
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Zuri, did you and Emma watch
that scary doll movie?
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After you specifically
told us not to?
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That would be
very disobedient.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Okay.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I can't believe
Bertram and Jessie
are still asleep.
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Emma,
make us breakfast.
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I don't know
how to use
that cooking thingy!
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You mean the stove?
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(SIGHS)
I'm so exhausted.
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I was up all night
waiting for Aida.
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Oh, did another
Internet lady
stand you up?
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No, it's an opera.
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Well, I got
zero sleep last night.
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Zuri, want some juice?
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No, thanks.
I'm good.
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Suit yourself.
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Okay, guys.
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I'm getting the
sneaking suspicion
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you watched
Beddy Die Time.
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What makes you say that?
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I don't know. This!
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(SCREAMING)
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Okay, we watched it!
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But I thought
she could handle it.
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Die, dolly, die!
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Yeah, she's
handling it great.
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Okay,
remember your walk.
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And that you
both like reptiles.
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Luke, please.
I got this.
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Are you okay?
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Uh...
Do you need a doctor?
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Hi, I'm Luke.
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What my brother's
trying to say is that
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you're obviously
a very interesting
and artistic girl,
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and he would love
to get to know you.
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In a completely
non weird way.
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Too late.
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All right,
we gotta bounce.
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Ravi, dude,
what happened?
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I know!
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My shame burns
like a thousand suns.
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At least your
fly wasn't open.
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Well, not all the way.
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Now we're all here
to help Zuri work
through her fears.
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Zuri, why don't you
tell Baby Marmalade
what you're afraid of?
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That she's going to
kill me in my sleep!
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Are you new here?
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Zuri, just because some
dolls in a made-up
movie were bad
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doesn't mean
that all dolls are.
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Not just bad.
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Murderous.
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Look, everyone is
afraid of something.
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The way to
get over your fear
is to confront it.
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Emma, do you
have anything you've
ever been afraid of?
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Being seen in last
season's accessories.
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Okay, I wish I had
your problems.
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How did you
get over your fear?
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I faced it.
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I put on a scarf
that was so hideous,
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so last spring,
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and I looked
in the mirror, and I said,
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"Scarfie,
you don't scare me!"
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You are an
American hero.
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Jessie, are you
afraid of anything?
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Well, there is
this one thing.
But it's silly.
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Let's hear it.
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Fine.
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It all started
three years ago,
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after a 72-ounce
Bladder Buster
of cherry cola.
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I was at the circus,
and I had to go
to the bathroom.
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While I was in there,
one of the handlers tied
an elephant to the door.
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Really?
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
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Hey! Occupado, buddy!
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Then, some rotten kid
walked by with peanuts.
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(JESSIE YELLS)
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
(JESSIE YELLING)
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The kid took off,
the elephant went after him,
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and I got dragged
through the Big Top,
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taking out a tiny car
with 17 clowns in it,
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and a family of
Romanian acrobats.
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Luckily,
I don't speak Romanian.
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When the elephant
finally stopped,
I opened the door
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and found myself
in the lions' den.
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Suddenly, it was too
late for a bathroom!
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So your fear is elephants?
Lions?
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Extremely flexible
Eastern Europeans
with spangles?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I'm afraid of p...
(STUTTERING)
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BOTH: Port-a-potties?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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This isn't about me!
This is about Zuri.
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I'll stay with you tonight
until you fall asleep,
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and when you wake up
in the morning,
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you'll realize there was
nothing to be afraid of.
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And if you wake up dead,
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surrounded by
blood-spattered dolls,
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I'll tell Jessie
"I told ya so."
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(SCREAMING)
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Hi, again.
I was here earlier
with my brother.
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I remember.
Walks funny,
smells like cornstarch?
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That's him.
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00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:43,161
Oh. Did you know
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00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,543
that my brother
has a giant Asian
water monitor for a pet?
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I love lizards.
They're so cute.
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Almost as cute as you.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:03,010
But the guy you should
be talking to is Ravi.
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He has great manners
and a heck of a vocabulary.
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Does he have freckles?
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I love freckles.
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You traitorous swine!
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No, no! Ravi, dude,
you don't understand!
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Do not I just!
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I take five extra
minutes to shop
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for a reasonably
priced bouquet,
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and you move in
on my woman!
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No! I was helping you.
(GRUNTS)
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I told her
about Kipling...
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Thank you.
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No, no, Ravi, dude,
you've got it all wrong!
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You have been
challenged to a duel.
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We will settle this
on the field of honor,
tomorrow at dawn.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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But I don't do
anything at dawn!
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Fine. Just be back
here in two hours!
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I can't believe
two guys are actually
gonna duel over me.
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I finally have
something to blog!
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Okay, Emma,
I'm putting you
in charge of the duel.
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I need to monitor
the radio contest.
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(SINGING OPERA MUSIC)
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Gee, and I thought
this was going to be lame.
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Luke, where is
your uniform?
251
00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:38,154
This is a duel,
take it seriously!
252
00:14:38,148 --> 00:14:42,448
How can I take it
seriously when you're
wearing pantaloons?
253
00:14:42,452 --> 00:14:45,462
Why would you
not want to wear
the proper attire?
254
00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:48,485
Because some of us
don't want to die alone.
255
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,320
Ravi, can we please
just drop this?
256
00:14:52,322 --> 00:14:55,572
No! I demand satisfaction.
257
00:14:55,565 --> 00:14:58,465
You attempted
to steal my girl.
258
00:14:58,468 --> 00:15:00,298
I did not!
Before you told me,
259
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,100
I didn't even
know she was a girl.
260
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,373
Choose your weapon, knave.
261
00:15:09,479 --> 00:15:11,579
They're fighting over me!
262
00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:14,241
It's just like when
male Sitana lizards
263
00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:18,424
display their brightly
colored throat-pouches
during mating season!
264
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,689
She is perfect for Ravi.
265
00:15:23,153 --> 00:15:27,033
Okay. At 10 paces,
turn and fire!
266
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:31,957
One, two, three, four,
267
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:37,143
five, six, seven...
268
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,508
Ow!
269
00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:43,410
We did not hear 10!
270
00:15:44,074 --> 00:15:45,284
Ten.
271
00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:46,475
Ow!
272
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,619
You cheated!
273
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,620
So? What are you
gonna do about it?
274
00:15:52,622 --> 00:15:56,562
This! You are toast!
275
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,026
Ow!
276
00:15:58,028 --> 00:16:01,058
This is the best day
of my entire life!
277
00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:04,593
Like she has one.
278
00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:12,569
Now remember, Zuri,
there's nothing
to be afraid of.
279
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,472
I'll remember.
280
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,654
(GASPS) What the...
281
00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:18,446
(STAMMERING)
282
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:22,578
Remember, Jessie,
you've gotta face
up to your fears.
283
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,512
I'll spend the night
with my dolls,
284
00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,694
if you spend
the night in this.
285
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,389
No way!
Wait!
286
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,461
Don't worry,
it's never been used.
287
00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:35,733
Oh, stink-free?
You shouldn't have.
288
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:39,597
How did you even
get that thing up here?
289
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:43,469
Tony knows a guy.
290
00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:46,513
Is this what it's
going to take to help you
get over your fear of dolls?
291
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:50,476
Yep.
And you've gotta stay
in there the whole night.
292
00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:54,142
Okay.
293
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,315
(GROANING)
294
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,351
What if I have to
go to the bathroom?
295
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,627
Gee, thanks.
296
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,032
This is just like
Edward versus Jacob!
297
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,374
I can't believe
I'm Bella!
298
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,608
That makes two of us.
299
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,610
Oh, sweet Maria Callas!
It's Aida!
300
00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:24,372
The aria I've
been waiting for!
301
00:17:24,374 --> 00:17:26,584
Oh, Italy, here I come!
302
00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:30,118
I won?
303
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,820
I won! I won!
304
00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:34,682
(LAUGHING)
305
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,155
What?
306
00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:43,089
La Scala
Pizzateria in Hoboken?
307
00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,673
A Mighty Meat Special?
308
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,135
(SOBBING)
309
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:50,668
Yes, of course,
I want the prize.
310
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,271
Surrender!
311
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,503
Never!
312
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,775
Luke! Grind him
into a sausage!
313
00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:02,449
Sausage?
That's a good idea!
314
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,324
Take that!
315
00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:07,656
(EXCLAIMING)
316
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,490
No! No! No! No!
317
00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:15,804
Finish him off!
318
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,665
Do it! Do it!
319
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,367
Do it!
320
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,800
Whoa! She is one
blood-thirsty lizard lover!
321
00:18:25,535 --> 00:18:27,205
So it would appear.
322
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,677
Yeah.
And just for the record,
323
00:18:28,678 --> 00:18:31,738
I did not hug Tanya.
She hugged me.
324
00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:33,882
Is this true?
325
00:18:33,883 --> 00:18:36,693
Yeah! I mean,
look at him.
He's a babe.
326
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:39,788
Guilty as charged.
327
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,531
Tanya, I thought you were
like a winsome tree frog,
328
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:50,426
but now I see you are
a poisonous toad.
329
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,660
That's an insult to toads.
330
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,432
And poison.
331
00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:56,905
Text me.
332
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,809
Luke, I am sorry
I did not believe you.
333
00:19:02,812 --> 00:19:04,912
I was beguiled
by Tanya's beauty.
334
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,717
Still not seeing it.
335
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,880
(CRYING)
336
00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:15,692
I can't believe I won
a trip to New Jersey!
337
00:19:18,228 --> 00:19:20,888
On the bright side,
it'll be a really
short flight.
338
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,873
Wait!
Which one of them is
going to be my boyfriend?
339
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,666
Neither.
340
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,298
If I were you,
I'd head over to
the animal shelter
341
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,370
and get myself a cat.
342
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,772
It's going to be
the first of many.
343
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,685
I can't stand this.
I gotta get out of here.
344
00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:53,762
Who are you?
345
00:19:53,763 --> 00:19:57,733
Pagliacci, the famous
singing clown.
346
00:19:57,727 --> 00:19:59,867
(SINGING OPERA MUSIC)
347
00:20:02,372 --> 00:20:04,802
What?
I don't speak opera!
348
00:20:06,536 --> 00:20:10,736
I'm here to help you
overcome your fear.
349
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:12,440
See, that one I got.
350
00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:15,653
Good. Take these.
351
00:20:15,645 --> 00:20:17,685
For what?
That!
352
00:20:17,687 --> 00:20:19,247
(GROWLING)
353
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,920
Yikes!
354
00:20:24,694 --> 00:20:27,604
(WHIP CRACKS)
Back! Back!
355
00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:29,327
Back! Back!
356
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:32,931
(LAUGHS) Good job!
357
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,474
Not so scary now, are ya?
358
00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:41,367
Now come on.
Let's head over
to Zuri's dream.
359
00:20:41,371 --> 00:20:42,911
Need to use
the potty first?
360
00:20:42,912 --> 00:20:44,642
(CHUCKLES) I kid! I kid!
361
00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:49,446
Dolls.
Scary dolls!
362
00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:54,883
(SCREAMS)
363
00:20:56,726 --> 00:20:58,856
You don't have to
be afraid of us, Zuri.
364
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,928
Not all dolls are
scary and evil.
365
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,836
Okay, that one
is a little scary.
366
00:21:12,302 --> 00:21:14,302
What about them?
367
00:21:14,304 --> 00:21:17,314
If you don't think
that's scary,
you have oatmeal for brains!
368
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,880
Zuri, these are your dolls.
369
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,782
I thought you ran
this tea party.
370
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,424
I do.
371
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,356
So are you gonna
let them push you around?
372
00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:32,758
Heck to the no!
I ain't scared of no dolls!
373
00:21:32,762 --> 00:21:35,432
Get your raggedy butt
out of here!
374
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,626
That goes for all of you!
375
00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:44,732
What about me?
I'm the nice doll.
376
00:21:44,734 --> 00:21:48,444
Sorry! I'm not
taking any chances!
377
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:03,090
Jessie! It's morning!
378
00:22:03,092 --> 00:22:06,832
We did it!
We made it
through the night!
379
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,896
Oh! Oh, we sure did!
380
00:22:09,899 --> 00:22:12,629
I can't believe
I spent the night
in a port-a-potty.
381
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,802
You actually said it.
382
00:22:14,804 --> 00:22:17,614
Hooray, we both
conquered our fears!
383
00:22:17,607 --> 00:22:19,037
Now I can go anywhere.
384
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:22,368
And by go anywhere,
I mean go anywhere!
385
00:22:22,372 --> 00:22:24,772
Construction sites,
Renaissance fairs,
386
00:22:24,774 --> 00:22:26,884
anything with
"palooza" in the title.
387
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,118
The world
is your outhouse.
388
00:22:31,881 --> 00:22:35,461
By the way,
did you have any
weird dreams last night?
389
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,725
Sure did,
but don't worry.
They're just dreams.
390
00:22:38,728 --> 00:22:40,128
Nothing to be afraid of.
391
00:22:46,736 --> 00:22:48,996
Great. Tony's guy
is double parked.
392
00:22:48,998 --> 00:22:51,798
So, let's get
this bad boy
down to the lobby.
393
00:22:51,801 --> 00:22:53,501
Right, ready?
Yup.
394
00:22:53,503 --> 00:22:55,913
And push!
395
00:22:55,905 --> 00:22:56,875
(ALL GRUNTING)
396
00:22:58,007 --> 00:23:00,947
This potty is
surprisingly unportable.
397
00:23:02,512 --> 00:23:03,752
Where are we going?
398
00:23:05,655 --> 00:23:06,585
(GROANING)
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