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Are you sure this isn't too mean?
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No!
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Haven't you ever heard the saying,
"The ends justify the mean"?
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Oh, yeah. All right, let's go.
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(Cell phone chiming)
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(Grunting)
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(Chuckles)
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Hmm, blocked number.
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Oh, well. Live on the edge, Bertram!
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(Chuckles) Hello?
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(With New York accent)
Hello, is this Bertram Winkle?
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Speaking.
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I'm calling from Manhattan's
number one opera station, WOPR.
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Really? I love Whopper!
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Thanks to your faithful
listenership and many,
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many emails on how to improve our playlist,
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you have won dinner
for two at Le Bon Repas!
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(Gasps) Oh, my gosh! Dinner for two!
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Wait. Do I have to bring someone, or
can I just eat the two meals myself?
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Uh, that's between you and the management.
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But there's more!
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Ooh, dinner for three?
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No, geez!
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The "more" is that celebrity
chef Anthony Monsanto
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will personally serve you his
famous 12-course tasting menu.
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And to give you a preview, he's
sending over the first course right now!
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(Exclaims gleefully) (Elevator bell dings)
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What took you so long? (Chuckles)
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Bon appetit, sucker! (Exclaims)
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(All laughing)
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You just got served!
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That's it!
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I am done dealing with you horrible kids.
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Plus, I am sick and tired of
being treated like a servant!
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You are a servant.
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Not anymore. I quit!
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(Emma gasps)
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That's the last time we pretend
to give him something nice.
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I have to pack my things
first, but after that I quit!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on
pulling me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is
changing Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to
let them down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Thanks for helping me study for
my foreign language mid-term.
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I didn't know you spoke German.
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Oh, I do not.
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But your college is not accredited,
so how hard can this test be?
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Fair enough.
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They actually offer
Conversational Pig Latin.
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Jessie, something horrible happened!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay.
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It's not that horrible.
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Uh, it's not like that
time we lost Ravi camping.
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That was a very uncomfortable night.
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Raccoons are not as cuddly or
chatty as they appear in cartoons.
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Luke's right. It's not a big deal.
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Mmm-mmm.
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Uh-uh-uh.
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Less walking. More talking.
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Bertram quit. See? No biggie. (Chuckles)
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What?
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No it is a big biggie!
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Why did he quit?
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Well, we sorta kinda...
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(Muffled protests) No idea, really.
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He's just weird.
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Wow!
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I still can't believe
Bertram actually quit.
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Guys, relax. He'll be back.
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He could never get another job.
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Guess what?
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I got another job!
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(Bertram chuckles)
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Just here to grab Polly the pitcher.
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Who would be desperate
enough to hire Bertram?
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Hello, urchins.
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Urchin Keeper.
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Have you heard the news?
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I've got myself a new heaping hunk o' help.
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Hi, boss. Hi, bertie. (Giggles)
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See you around, urchins!
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Bertram working for Mrs. Chesterfield?
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This is like a bad dream.
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Somebody pinch me.
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I'm on it. Somebody else.
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I guess Bertram is not
coming back after all.
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So, who's gonna occasionally clean
stuff and defrost meals for us?
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Guys, do we even really need a butler?
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We could just clean up after ourselves.
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Yeah! How hard can it be?
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Okay!
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How did this happen?
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It has only been an hour
and we never left the couch.
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Maybe Bertram really did do stuff.
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Yeah, you know what he did?
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He walked out on us!
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To work for the enemy!
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How could he just leave us like that?
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Right?
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I mean, sure, we were rude, and
messy, and took him for granted,
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but we are so gosh darn cute!
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Hey, where's Zuri?
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Zuri: I'm under here!
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And we need a new butler, stat!
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Good morning, Mrs. Chesterfield.
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Please, Bertie, call me Rhoda.
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Okay. But remember, you promised
we'd keep things professional.
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I'll let you know if you cross a line.
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So, what would you like for breakfast?
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Bertie, don't worry your handsome
little head about cooking.
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(Chuckles) (Yells) Martha!
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Oh, thank you! Mmm-hmm.
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But if you have a maid,
why do you need a butler?
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Oh, I do like to have
a lot of help on hand.
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And a lot of hands on the help.
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(Giggles)
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But, I...
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Bertie, Bertie, you're
working for Rhoda now!
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(Chuckles)
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Why not take a nap?
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I know you're a nap man.
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Well, I have been up for an hour already.
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Uh-huh. (Chuckles)
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Oh, I was so glad I could
rescue you from those
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rotten ragamuffins and their noxious nanny.
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They were so mean to me.
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Yeah.
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Yes, yes, the mean children are awful.
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But you're here now,
loved and appreciated.
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(Sighs)
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This is the best job ever. (Chuckles)
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Mrs. Chesterfield: Martha, hush!
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Must you walk like a truck driver?
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So hard to find good help.
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Yes! Yes! (Sighs)
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He's the best one yet.
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Yeah, you've got to be impressed with a
guy who served appetizers on the Mayflower.
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Hello.
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I am Roger Bevans, and I am here
to apply for the butler position.
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Gods be praised!
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He is neat and has already eschewed
the use of two contractions.
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(Croaking)
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Oh, an Asian water monitor, the
noblest of all the lizards.
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Bertram, who? (Chuckles)
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Hi, I'm Jessie. I'm the nanny.
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And this is the Ross Family.
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How do you do?
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Uh, why don't you tell us
a little bit about yourself?
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Certainly.
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I have a degree in home economics
and food science from the Sorbonne.
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And I've worked for some of the
finest households in three continents.
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Wow!
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That's every continent!
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So, Mr. Fancy Britches, why
do you want to work here?
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Zuri!
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(Clears throat) That is a good
question, Mr. fancy britches.
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Let's just say, I enjoy a challenge.
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Perfect! I'm a challenge.
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Yeah, he's not kidding.
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His room is so dirty, the
cockroaches complained.
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You're hired. (Chuckles)
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(Bertram humming)
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Bertie, I brought you
something sweet to nibble on.
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And some grapes.
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Uh-uh-uh!
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Allow me.
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I feel a little uncomfortable with this.
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Well then let's get a
little more comfortable.
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(Chuckles)
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Is it getting hot in here? (Gasps)
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You feel it too? (Chuckles)
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Oh! Isn't this fun?
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Bertie, I bought you a present.
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You did? Mmm-hmm.
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It's your new uniform.
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Where's the rest of it?
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Wait till you see what I
make you wear in the summer.
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(Chuckling)
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Now go put it on.
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Oh, look! Uh, your tulips need attention.
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I thought you'd never notice.
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(Makes kissing noises)
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(Exclaiming)
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Breakfast is served!
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Whoa! Is all this just for us,
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or did Kate Middleton finally
accept my brunch invitation?
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A syrup fountain for the pancakes?
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Finally, somebody gets me!
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Ooh! Is that rat a l'orange? (Croaking)
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Remember, Mrs. Kipling, pinky-claw up.
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(Croaking)
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Jessie? Yeah?
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I hear you're taking German.
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I'd be happy to help you
study for your test later.
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Oh, thanks but I'm just
taking this class pass-fail.
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You know, less studying,
more time with the kids.
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I insist you let me tutor you.
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After all, one does want to do one's best.
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Just say "yes" so he can keep cookin'.
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(In British accent) One
does want more pancakes.
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(All chuckle)
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Yeah, less chatter, more batter.
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(All chuckle)
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Hey, guys, so, uh...
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I made a big mis...
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Who's the dandy?
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Bertram, meet Roger.
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He's our new butler.
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He makes perfect
pancakes. (Jessie chuckles)
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Sure, but can he make smiley faces
out of chocolate chips, like I can?
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Better!
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Say hello to the Mona Lisa!
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(All clapping)
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Yeah, I'd show you
blueberry Derek Jeter, but...
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I ate him. (Chuckles)
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Um, Bertram, would you like
to have breakfast with us?
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No, thank you.
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It seems like you're all getting
along just fine without me.
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I, um, only came back to...
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Uh...
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Grab my spatula cozies.
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Personally, I like to
let my utensils air dry.
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(Gasps) Air dry?
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Are you an animal?
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Well...
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I hope you and your water spots
will all be very happy together!
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(Door closing)
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Well...
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Someone's got his tea towel in a twist!
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Who's ready for the Eiffel Tower of bacon?
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(All gasping)
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Wow!
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He combined my two favorite things.
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Nineteenth century French
architecture and pork!
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(Television playing) (Vacuuming)
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Uh, Roger? Do you think
you could keep it down?
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We're trying to watch a movie!
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I don't know how you can see
anything through this fog of filth!
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Ugh! Come on, guys, let's go make a snack.
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No! You can't go in there!
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I've already cleaned the kitchen today.
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I hope that rule does not
apply to the bathrooms.
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Hey, Roger, why don't you take a break?
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Yeah, play a game with us.
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No play until work is done.
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Bertram always used to drop
everything to play hide-and-seek.
258
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:58,083
Actually, now that I think about it,
he may have just been hiding from us.
259
00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,384
(Squeaking and banging)
260
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,152
(Jessie groaning)
261
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,889
Hey, Roger.
262
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,382
Can you put up a sign
when you wax the floors?
263
00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:08,293
I banked off the island
and slid into the stove.
264
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,130
You didn't leave any scuff marks, did you?
265
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:15,200
No, but I might have left some
blood and a piece of my elbow.
266
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,269
So, Jessie, did you have a chance
267
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,505
to study the German
textbooks I left on your desk?
268
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,974
Uh, yeah. Thanks. I scanned them.
269
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,576
Scanning isn't studying.
270
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,345
Scanning is for photocopiers
and lazy students.
271
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,348
I... Look Roger, I don't really
need to speak perfect German.
272
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,317
Remember, this test is just pass-fail.
273
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,519
But you're setting an
example for these children.
274
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,355
Do you want them to
just pass-fail at life?
275
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,957
Or excel?
276
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,259
Both: Pass-fail! Excel!
277
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,130
Excel!
278
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,098
Of course you do.
279
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:51,503
Now, trot on upstairs and don't come down
until you know all the irregular verbs.
280
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:52,937
You're an irregular verb!
281
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,206
Pardon me?
282
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,975
I said, "Sorry to disturb."
283
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,245
(Television playing)
284
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,482
(Vacuuming)
285
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,955
I knew you'd be back, Bertie.
286
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,191
They always come back.
287
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,126
Usually because of
an iron-clad pre-nup.
288
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:19,063
I'm sick of posing!
289
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,166
This is why people invented cameras!
290
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,500
Patience!
291
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,369
Et voila!
292
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,105
Why am I holding you?
293
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,140
Because every pirate needs a little booty.
294
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,444
I'd rather walk the plank.
295
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,048
Now, give that to me, I'm going to burn it.
296
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,216
Absolutely not!
297
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,586
This painting will not be burned unless
your smoldering gaze sets it afire!
298
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,654
(Chuckles)
299
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:44,989
One, ew!
300
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,691
Two, give it! Ooh! Ooh!
301
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,193
Give it! (Chuckling)
302
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,995
Give it! If you want it, come and get it!
303
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,163
(Chortles) (Grunts)
304
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,165
Oh! Oh!
305
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,067
Oh! Oh! Oh! (Chuckles)
306
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,403
Oh, these shorts are so tight!
307
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,070
(Shrieks)
308
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,142
(Knocking on door)
309
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,511
Hello? Bertram?
310
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,246
You just seemed a little sad earlier...
311
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,215
(Mrs. Chesterfield chuckles)
312
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,586
I'm so tired. (Mock panting)
313
00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:15,720
(Laughing)
314
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,089
Give me that! You drive me crazy!
315
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,258
The feeling is mutual!
316
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,426
(Giggling)
317
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:24,662
Okay. Clearly I misread those sad vibes.
318
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,606
(Farting)
319
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:40,311
Luke!
320
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,213
What?
321
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,448
That was the plastic!
322
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:47,352
Yeah, because plastic
smells like deviled eggs.
323
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,088
Hey guys, why don't we
all go play in the park?
324
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,624
I'd like to see Roger try to clean that.
325
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,125
Oh, I will come.
326
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,261
But it might take me a minute.
327
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,130
Roger has starched my
jeans to a fare-thee-well.
328
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,365
(Grunting)
329
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,270
Anyways...
330
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,774
Do you guys remember those epic messes
331
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,709
we used to make when
Bertram was still around?
332
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,344
Yeah.
333
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,113
He used to just wait until
they started to smell,
334
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,614
and then make one of us clean them up.
335
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:17,715
(All chuckle)
336
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,651
Remember what he always used to say?
337
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,654
All: "Put it in the trash, or
I'll put it in your dinner."
338
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,691
(Sobs) I really miss that guy.
339
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,759
Hey!
340
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,348
Is Roger here?
341
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:30,695
I don't want him to know
I'm taking a study break.
342
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,731
But if I don't, I'm gonna
have a study-breakdown.
343
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,867
Roger's cleaning the plants on the terrace.
344
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,302
He said, "They're dirty!"
345
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,105
They're planted in dirt!
346
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,241
And what's next? Mopping
the floor of the fish tank?
347
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,311
Jessie, can't we get Bertram back?
348
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,413
Roger is totes annoying!
349
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:52,450
I never thought I'd hate a man who
could rock a cravat, but here we are.
350
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,821
He alphabetized my practical jokes.
351
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,557
He actually took the fun out of pranking!
352
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,559
He's a monster!
353
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,495
And he makes me go to bed at 8:30!
354
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,763
8:30 is your bedtime.
355
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,598
I know! It's awful!
356
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,500
Now I stay awake all through school!
357
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,370
Oh! (Groans)
358
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:19,277
Although I admire Roger's meticulous
nature and high academic standards,
359
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,511
I must admit...
360
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,349
I am chafing something fierce.
361
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:29,921
Look, guys, I miss Bertram too,
but there's nothing we can do.
362
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,557
He's having the time of
his life at his new job.
363
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,725
How do you know?
364
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:34,926
Don't ask.
365
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,794
I can't re-live that again.
366
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,930
Just trust me, he's moved on.
367
00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:43,234
Besides, I know Roger is kind of a
perfectionist, but he's not that bad.
368
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,270
Roger: Fraeulein Jessie, you're
not taking a break, are you?
369
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,338
Hide me!
370
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,406
Whoa!
371
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,909
(Sniffs)
372
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,611
Who's been eating in here?
373
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,946
I smell deviled eggs.
374
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,551
(Speaking German)
375
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,626
Perfect. That's the whole stack.
376
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,228
Danke.
377
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,663
Where are you going?
378
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,985
(Mock German accent) Away from
these stinking flash-karten.
379
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,469
Do you really want to quit
now and do the minimum?
380
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,939
Or, as I've heard this
family say, "Luke it"?
381
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,941
But I was up all night studying!
382
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,911
These bags under my eyes are so
big they could carry groceries.
383
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,280
The heavy stuff, like milk and detergent!
384
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,916
Jessie, when I arrived,
385
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,318
this family was languishing
under the care of a butler
386
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,721
who didn't know his crumb
catcher from his cummerbund.
387
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,577
Are you okay?
388
00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:40,992
I haven't seen you this upset since you
found that apple core in the couch cushions.
389
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,260
It had fuzz on it!
390
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,594
I was just happy Luke ate fruit.
391
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,631
It's unacceptable!
392
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,566
I must make everything perfect.
393
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,369
And nothing is going to stand in my way.
394
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,185
(Yells) No!
395
00:17:52,216 --> 00:17:55,440
I had these sorted into masculine,
feminine and neuter nouns!
396
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,641
(Gasps) Roger!
397
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,708
Get a grip!
398
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:58,776
Ow!
399
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,880
Did you just give me a
black and blue butler?
400
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,816
You left me no choice.
401
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:08,953
Look, it's good to try your best,
but not at the expense of all fun,
402
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,656
sleep, and contact with upholstery.
403
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,759
Nobody is perfect, Roger. Not even you.
404
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,761
That's, that's...
405
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,529
That's so true! Oh!
406
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,798
I just don't know any other way to live.
407
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,934
My mother always demanded
perfection from me.
408
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:23,984
Oh, I get it, my father...
409
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,604
Do you know how hard it is to
make friends in kindergarten
410
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,939
when you're wearing a three-piece suit?
411
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,308
(Bawling) Roger, okay...
412
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,312
There, there.
413
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,013
Snot into my skirt all you want.
414
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,482
You're the one who does the laundry.
415
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,749
(Wailing)
416
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:45,323
Make sure that silver is
good and polished, Bertie.
417
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,358
I want to be able to see you in it.
418
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:50,428
Okay? Is everybody decent?
419
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,296
Children entering the premises.
420
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,498
(Alarm sounding)
421
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,935
What was that?
422
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,671
The foyer is wired to go
off whenever children enter.
423
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,841
Unfortunately, the electrified
floor doesn't seem to be working.
424
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:04,876
What!
425
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,012
So, what are you all doing here?
426
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,915
The kids have something to say to you.
427
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,683
Bertram, we want to apologize.
428
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,820
Yeah, we never should have
pulled that stupid prank.
429
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,555
We are terribly sorry...
430
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,024
Even though I am, as usual, blameless.
431
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,060
Please come back.
432
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,630
We really miss you.
433
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,698
Tough toenails, tykes!
434
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,469
You didn't appreciate Bertie when
you had him, and now he's mine!
435
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,904
He signed a contract.
436
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:35,006
That wasn't a contract.
437
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:38,342
You forced me to autograph a picture
of myself for your nightstand.
438
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,978
(Chuckles)
Potato, pot-ah-to!
439
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,880
It's binding!
440
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,584
I'll tell you what's binding, these shorts!
441
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,688
And why do you want me back?
442
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,723
Isn't Roger the perfect butler?
443
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,525
We don't want the perfect butler.
444
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,660
We want you!
445
00:19:57,062 --> 00:20:01,499
We have seen what too much perfection
can lead to, and it is not pretty.
446
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:07,104
Seriously, I would show you the
rash if I could get these pants off.
447
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,807
(Chuckles)
448
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,008
Bertram.
449
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,778
Look, you may not be perfect, but...
450
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,813
You're perfect for us.
451
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:18,015
And we love you.
452
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:23,020
Oh, I love you guys, too.
453
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,589
(All sobbing)
454
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:25,690
Ugh!
455
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,491
Okay.
456
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:28,859
Bertram's back! (Clapping)
457
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:30,161
Wait!
458
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,097
What about me?
459
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:37,101
You miscreants have each other,
but now I'm all alone again.
460
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,470
Where's Rhoda's happy ending?
461
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,838
Jessie?
462
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,907
Sorry to disturb. Ooh!
463
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:43,975
Rhoda likey.
464
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,545
Thank you for accepting my resignation.
465
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,946
Auf Wiedersehen.
466
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:49,909
Not so fast!
467
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:53,781
Jezebel, who is this
tasty piece of schnitzel?
468
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,688
This is our ex-butler, Roger.
469
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,490
Charmed.
470
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,559
You're hired.
471
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,127
Don't you need to see my credentials?
472
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,929
I can see them from here.
473
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,532
I'm too young for this. Let's bounce.
474
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,770
So, how do you feel about pirates?
475
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,705
Oh! Shiver me timbers!
476
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,906
(Shrieks)
477
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,942
(Electricity crackling) (Exclaiming)
478
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:21,112
Oh, the floor does work!
479
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,114
(Chuckles)
480
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,117
(Snoring)
481
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:30,054
Aw! Isn't he adorable?
482
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:33,057
Look, he's making those
cute little snot bubbles.
483
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,159
(Chuckles)
484
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,828
I just got an A on my mid-term.
485
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,064
Not that it counts. Stupid pass-fail!
486
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,867
Awesome, how does it feel?
487
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:43,934
(Chuckles)
488
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,569
No, seriously, describe it to me.
489
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:46,737
I've never gotten an A.
490
00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:49,473
It feels great.
491
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,575
Almost as great as having Bertram back.
492
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,144
(Snoring)
493
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,679
(Farting)
494
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:55,746
Oh!
495
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:56,775
(Gasps)
496
00:21:56,806 --> 00:22:00,915
Sadly, we can no longer
blame that on the plastic.
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