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We have never needed pesticide in our house.

It's all because of our dad.

Please, it is dinner for my family all for a week of them.

You cheap little bastard!

I'm hungry.

- When will Daddy come? - Well, I don't know either.

- There's Daddy! - Huh?

Daddy!

I think we have to leave here.

We'll all starve if we don't.

Daddy daddy!

Son.

What's that?

Why don't you pack your stuff

and get out of here while you can, losers!

And that's why we don't see one bug in our house.

What a cheap bastard.

How the Lack of Love Affects Two Men

Pulp Inc. How may I help you?

Your company's product is faulty.

It's 8 meters shy of 50 you claim to have.

Pardon?

You're missing 10 wipes won'th of paper on each roll.

The paper can shrink during the drying process.

I see. So 8 meters of it shrinks during the drying process?

Sir, we always adhere to the quality standards during manufacturing.

Then the ruler manufacturer must have screwed up.

I will file a complaint.

- Wait sir. - Excuse me.

Wait, sir, wait!

You are amazing.

All I want to do is help make a better world.

We want to make up for the 8 meters.

What's this?

Sorry, sir.

Do you think this is close to being enough to resolve this situation?

This money is not yours.

This money is to buy the fuel to light the flame ofjustice!

- Buy the fuel? - Yes, the fuel...

I thought you people were real scumbags...

But I was wrong... You guys are good people indeed.

Yo! I talk with style. I laugh with style

drive with it, with it...

Phone with style, sleep with style, watch TV with style.

I do everything with style.

Dad thinks he's "The Keeper of Justice". But he's a just a crook.

Who feeds off on the injustices of the world.

Executive Producer Jung Hoon Tak Producer Kim Do Jun

Executive Producer Samuel Chae

Baek Yoon Sik

Bong Tae Kyu

Lee Hae Young

Original Script Jun Eun Kang

Screenplay Shinzi

Director of Photography Park Sang Hoon Director of Lighting Song Jae Suk

Art Director Chun Soo A Production Sound Jo Woo Jin Conti Shin Hyun Jin

Music Director Han Jae Gweon Editor Kim Sun Min

Visual Effect Yun Jae Hoon Mixing Kim Su Hyun

Line Producer Leo Rhee

Directed by Kim Seong Hun

Who are you?

My name is Dong-hyun...

I didn't ask for your name.

I want to know why you're following me.

I live here.

Oh, really? Sorry...

Are your parents home?

My mom isn't.

What about your father?

He's not here.

Can't you tell me why you're here?

I heard you're renting the room downstairs.

Yeah, so what of it?

Thought I'd open up a cafe there.

Here follow me!

Guess he's got company

Japanese sometimes...

It's all right, come on in.

Dad! We have another guest!

Dad! Daddy!

Civilized people tend to knock,

I thought I taught you better You little ingrate.

And who may I inquire are you?

She's here to see the downstairs.

What you watching?

What's the noise?

Let's watch together! Yay! Let's watch it!

What's that?

A grown up man eating breasts.

Why don't you have a seat.

Ok.

Where are your manners? Bring our guest some tea.

We don't have any tea.

Go to the store and borrow two coffee mixes.

Get one for yourself.

It means "It hurts."

Pardon?

I was practicing my Japanese.

I'm starting to get the hang of it.

It means help me...

The Japanese language is very sexy.

Dasketae. Dasketae...

Help me. Help me.

Oh, I see...

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Much better, it's quiet now.

Could you move over please?

Let me turn the lights on.

You're at it already?

How many occupants?

I live alone.

What about marriage?

I was. But now I'm divorced.

Wow, you must be very accomplished.

Oh, it's nothing.

No big deal...

I've just been working

behind the scenes to improve society.

They just keep giving me those things.

I kept them hidden because I was embarrassed

but people got their feelings hurt so I display them now.

By the way, the wallpaper looks kinda old...

I'll replace it of course.

Thanks.

I'll see you on moving day.

Umm... Your hands...

That was close!

That was very close.

Well...

I'll help you as much as I can when you move!

You must be pissed off.

Wow, she's moving in next door tomorrow.

Wow, even your furniture smells good...

Reallly?

If you ever need anything.

Just ask

Wow, thank so much...

Don't over do it ok?

Oh, ok.

What are you doing?

Put that down now!

That's too heavy for you.

Flowers are meant to be carried by a man...

- Thank you Hyun. - You ok?

- Right - That kid's going too far.

Yes, that's good.

Wait that's too heavy!

Oh, this is nothing.

Wow, look at all this work! Mimi, I'm here.

Why are you so late?

Sorry I hit traffic.

I made a turn up front and got stuck

and was there for a while.

You poor thing.

- Did you have a meal? - No, I...

Who are you?

I, uh...

He's my ex-husband.

Thought we might need help.

Hi, I'm Hwang Ho-dong.

That was pretty fuckin heavy.

You should have called a crane or ladder car.

Those stairs look deadly.

The landlord said he'd help.

- I thought they were divorced? - You heard that too, right?

Why would an ex-husband show up?

Dad...

The most difficult part of a move are the books.

They can be a doozy.

So many stairs... Wow...

Watch out!

Mr. Hwang! Are you ok? Wake up!

Mr. Hwang, wake up!!

Why, what...

Oh sorry...

- What's wrong? - Who did this?

Is it hot pepper paste? What a stinky smell!

What happened? What's wrong?

What a fool...

I think my arm is broken, hon...

Oh, I'm sure you're fine.

Let me take a look.

Careful, careful...

You ok? Better take him to the hospital.

What a mess...

Take your time, we got you covered here.

I'll get everything in order for you!

Honey, I think something's stuck up my butt.

Is it your hemorrhoids acting up again?

What are you doing?

Just sorting her laundry.

You're sick.

Hey, it's all in a day's work for a mover.

They pack it all for you.

Let's help her out right.

Wow, it's pretty...

Is that a tail I see?

Oops? What?

Wow, you're back so soon?

Guess it was broken.

No, they said it's a fracture.

That's strange.

Sorry anyways.

It's ok. It was an accident.

I'm sorry.

He's getting pretty long...

in the tooth these days.

I apologize on his behalf.

Hey, my palms got sweaty that's all!

You were wearing gloves.

Thanks for everything. We'll take it from here.

Good bye.

Get some rest, you've both worked too hard today.

This bed is awesome, hurry up!

You're such a baby!!

What are you doing?

Oh, I couldn't sleep. Thought I'd get some exercise.

How childish.

What'd you do?

Cut whatever I could grab.

That could be deadly.

Good.

I'll see you later.

I'll call you later.

We got rid of the enemy

and now she's become ripe for the picking.

Cafe MINT

- Sir, we're all here. Victory! - Good.

Oh, you're here. What took so long?

Thanks for all this turn out!

- Oh, Congressman Kim. - Congratulations.

Hello, I'm Mimi, thanks for coming.

- You're here - Yang, bring some drinks over here.

Mimi, say hello. He works for Pulp.

Hello...

These are the workers at Dongkwang Confectionery.

- Have a good day. - Thanks, come again.

Please come again!

I'll get you more drinks.

Congratulations on the opening.

It's not mine.

Mimi is the president.

And I'm her sponsor.

Nice to meet you. I'm Oh Mimi.

- Chairman... - You assholes...

You guys are not won'thy of this place

why are you bringing dried fish here?

We were going to order some dishes.

Madame Oh, I'm in the mood for a drink.

Yes, of course.

Slow, take it slow...

Slow, slow.

That goes for everything you do. Don't get any bright ideas.

Hello, I'm the Tit-man,

I mean Bread Man Yang Moo-shik.

- Hey Yang... - Yes sir?

Take care of your brother there.

Sit down and shut up...

Chairman.

- Congratulations... - Thank you.

It's not yours. It's the Chairmars.

Attention everyone!

Please consider this place as a source of comfort and relaxation.

A home away from home.

There's even all these beautiful flowers.

But a flower is for looking, not for plucking!

That's it for my speech today.

Wow, it's hot today.

Wow, it's scorching!

Wow, what... Wow!

Oops, I didn't know you were here Mimi...

Sorry...

What are you up to?

Did you just call me "Mimi"?

Thought I'd make it more personal

when it's just the two of us.

Hey, what...

Look at this flesh here...

Too bad...

If you work on your waist, arms,

your triceps, you'd have a 20 year-old's body.

Do you want to work out with me?

I work part-time at the health club.

Oh, that's why you're in such good shape.

Feel this.

Wow

Pretty hard huh?

What about here?

You're hard here too.

Actually, I'm hard in other places too.

Why don't you take a breath kid.

You're about to pop an artery.

Mimi.

Mr. Kang from Dong-yang Pulp is bringing 10 guests to Mint.

Oh, Mr. Dong, thank you!

They're loaded so keep it flowing.

Oh, ok.

Go on and get ready.

Oh, yes, I'm going.

Here, you hang the rest.

Thanks Hyun... Did you say 10?

I need tutoring fee.

Do you know how many months we're behind?

I told you to quit. School should be enough!

I'm giving a lecture, so get your own dinner.

Wow, Mr. Dong, you give lectures?

That's so wonderful. What school?

Sir, it's 63,200 wons.

You should have told me earlier,

I'd have made you dinner.

It's ok.

I'm used to being alone.

This is the first time I had cake.

Let me have a taste.

This is good, wow...

I see money flying everywhere.

For instance...

Our factories love rainy days.

You know why?

They dump their wastes into the sewer

on rainy days!

You collect a bottle of that, deliver it by messenger,

and give those suckers a call.

They'll come running over with a bag full of money.

This principle doesn't change.

We take revenge on behalf of the victims

and get paid for it.

Change your paradigm!

When you do,

The world becomes a much more lucrative place for you all!

Wow

Professor, professor!

Wow!

Wow... Thanks for everything.

Thanks!

Thanks for coming! You're all great!

Mom!

Please be my mom just for today.

Mommy!

Will you give me a hug?

Mommy! Mommy!

I'm so sorry son.

I'm so sorry...

Forgive me my little boy.

Happy birthday...

Look Hyun, look how much your dad loves you.

What a great day for you! I'll get the champagne!

Look kid, who you trying to fool? Today's not your birthday.

How low can you go, selling out on your poor dead mother.

Where'd you get the money? What did you sell this time?

Here's the champagne.

My poor motherless son, congratulations!

Hyun, what do you want as a present?

I'll give you anything you want.

It's a precious day my boy, name it and you got it.

- Did you get him something? - No, no thanks dad.

I don't need anything.

Hyun, you're bleeding...

We need to think of our children! Guard the water of life!

Guard the water of life, life!!

Love your country!

Mr. Dong, no trouble tonight, right?

This is going to be peaceful. We will protest in silence.

- Thank you sir. - No problem.

Drive out the evil corporations to hell with them!

- To hell with them! - To hell with them!

Laundry pick up!

Laundry pick up!

Oh, hi. Look how sexy your dress is...

Her fake tits are about to pop out!

It's silicon!

Why are you selling gold fish cakes on a hot summer day?

Beat heat with heat, haven't you heard?

Such wisdom from a moron.

Whatever.

Yo, Cheol-dong has left the building.

- Really? - Yeah.

I'll be needing a bath today!

That feels good...

- Hey come here. - It's hot...

Ow, hot, hot!!

Look at that, will you? It's standing in attention!

Hey save your energy for when you really need to use it.

What, what are you doing?

Yes, I'd like a shot.

Guess you can't even drink even though you own a cafe.

Hey Yang, how about some 7-Up?

Moo-shik, how's the baking business?

I don't own the bakery,

I just have a gold fish cake stand across from it.

I told you so last time

but I guess you werert listening.

Hey, Yang! Where's the 7-Up?

Thatjerk doesn't even respond!

Who does he take me for? A fool?

It's ok, I'll just drink this.

I thought you couldn't drink?

Yang, you little fucker,

where's my 7-Up?

This is why my brother keeps hitting me,

cuz people treat me like shit!

Hey, your glass is empty.

What a total bitch.

Hey bro, you here?

Hey.

My bro Moo-shik.

Here you are.

We were supposed to meet here.

Nice place! Mimi, let's have a drink.

To Mint, a successful a new venture!

Thank you...

but I can't drink...

So you'll drink with my bro but not with me?

Trying to come between brothers?

Ok, ok, I'll drink some more...

- More, more, more... - Drink up! Drink!!

Drink up! Drink!! More, more, that's my girl!

- More, more, that's my girl! - Drink up! Drink!!

Those two beat us to the punch!

This is the reality of our nation.

Smell it! Smell it!

Isn't that disgusting? Huh? It's rank huh?

These assholes are fucking with our food.

They're all going to hell.

What are you guys doing?

You said we're going another round somewhere else!

Let's get outta here!

Let's party until we drop!

- You really want to go? - What about the others?

They'll be coming shortly!

- Tell them to hurry. - Careful, careful...

What are you guys doing?

Oops, it's the Chairman.

Mr. Dong...

Mimi got so drunk,

I was trying to help her home.

Moo-shik, is that true?

Yeah, she got so drunk we were going to take her somewhere else.

You should come too.

Where the hell would we take someone so obviously drunk!

Why would you leave out Mr. Dong?

This fucker doesn't know any manners towards his elders.

You guys really want to go there?

No sir, that's not it. We all can dream a little, right?

Are they getting out of hand, dad?

Moo-shik, take Mimi back to her room so she can lie down.

Uh, wait, oh yeah, please move over.

Hey, Mimi's shoes!

What's with you and that hammer?

Hammer here and there, everywhere!