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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,539 --> 00:00:09,509 OH, HEY. 2 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,210 YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A JOKE? 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,512 All: NO! 4 00:00:14,285 --> 00:00:15,415 WHY NOT? 5 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,246 BECAUSE THEY'RE NEVER GOOD. 6 00:00:17,248 --> 00:00:20,188 DAD, YOUR MOUTH IS WHERE JOKES GO TO DIE. 7 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,622 I CAN BE FUNNY. 8 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,663 IT'S FUNNY WATCHING YOU TRY TO TELL A JOKE. 9 00:00:26,557 --> 00:00:29,397 SEE, NOW THAT'S FUNNY. 10 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,500 HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT AND TELL YOUR JOKE AT LUNCH? 11 00:00:32,503 --> 00:00:34,033 BUT I HAVE LUNCH AT WORK. 12 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,374 UH-HUH. 13 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,067 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LIKE THIS ONE. 14 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:42,540 SO, GUY WALKS INTO A STORE WITH A FROG ON A LEASH-- 15 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,773 NO NO NO! 16 00:00:43,774 --> 00:00:46,054 SORRY. FROG'S ON HIS HEAD. 17 00:00:47,218 --> 00:00:49,548 SO ANYWAY, THE FROG SAYS... 18 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,220 ( sighs ) 19 00:00:51,222 --> 00:00:53,152 AH, YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW THE FROG TALKS YET. 20 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,294 SO, LET'S JUST FORGET I SAID THAT, OKAY? 21 00:00:55,286 --> 00:00:57,126 THE STORE OWNER SAYS... 22 00:00:57,128 --> 00:00:58,788 AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THE STORE OWNER, 23 00:00:58,789 --> 00:01:00,659 - COULD JUST BE A GUY WHO WORKS THERE. - ( all groan ) 24 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,061 - OKAY OKAY. - OR A GIRL, WHATEVER. 25 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,662 YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS? IN THE INTEREST OF TIME, 26 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,204 LET'S JUST LAUGH NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH. 27 00:01:05,196 --> 00:01:07,366 - OKAY. GO. - ( all laugh loudly ) 28 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,298 OHH! 29 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:10,500 - GOOD ONE, DAD. - NO NO, WAIT. 30 00:01:10,501 --> 00:01:11,771 WAIT A MINUTE. I'M NOT DONE YET. 31 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:12,772 - NO, BUT WE ARE. - YEAH. 32 00:01:20,611 --> 00:01:23,381 WELL, YOU WANNA HEAR THE JOKE, RIGHT, CHARLIE? 33 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:24,664 SURE, DADDY. 34 00:01:24,655 --> 00:01:27,655 OKAY, SO... 35 00:01:27,658 --> 00:01:29,318 GUY WALKS INTO A STORE WITH A FROG-- 36 00:01:30,521 --> 00:01:32,391 ( groans ) WAIT A MINUTE. 37 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:34,873 IT'S NOT A FROG. IT'S A PARROT. 38 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,227 ( laughs ) 39 00:01:37,228 --> 00:01:38,228 PARROTS ARE FUNNY. 40 00:01:38,229 --> 00:01:39,469 ( laughing ) YEAH. 41 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:42,130 YEAH. OKAY. BUT THERE'S MORE TO THE JOKE. 42 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:43,473 IT DOESN'T END ON "PARROT." 43 00:01:43,474 --> 00:01:45,614 ( giggles ) YOU SAID IT AGAIN. 44 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,536 ( rock music playing ) 45 00:01:48,539 --> 00:01:50,339 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 46 00:01:50,341 --> 00:01:52,111 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 47 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,752 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 48 00:01:54,745 --> 00:01:56,645 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 49 00:01:56,647 --> 00:01:58,447 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 50 00:01:58,449 --> 00:02:00,449 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 51 00:02:01,652 --> 00:02:04,832 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 52 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:08,195 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 53 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:10,199 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 54 00:02:10,201 --> 00:02:11,701 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 55 00:02:11,702 --> 00:02:14,572 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 56 00:02:14,565 --> 00:02:16,605 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 57 00:02:16,607 --> 00:02:18,207 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 58 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:21,139 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 59 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,371 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 60 00:02:23,374 --> 00:02:27,224 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 61 00:02:27,218 --> 00:02:31,148 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 62 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,892 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 63 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,573 ( squeals ) IT'S HERE, IT'S HERE! 64 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:45,835 WHAT IS? 65 00:02:45,836 --> 00:02:47,196 THE EMAIL FROM YALE. 66 00:02:47,198 --> 00:02:48,698 I'M ABOUT TO FIND OUT IF I GOT IN. 67 00:02:48,699 --> 00:02:50,569 OPEN IT! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 68 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,401 I CAN'T. I'M TOO NERVOUS. 69 00:02:52,403 --> 00:02:53,903 YALE IS MY DREAM SCHOOL. 70 00:02:53,904 --> 00:02:55,584 THE NEXT TEN SECONDS ARE GONNA DECIDE 71 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,506 THE COURSE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. 72 00:02:57,508 --> 00:02:59,508 OKAY. EASY NOW, HONEY. 73 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:01,510 NOBODY LIKES A DRAMA QUEEN. 74 00:03:05,516 --> 00:03:07,416 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR? 75 00:03:10,861 --> 00:03:13,821 OKAY. DAD, HERE, YOU READ IT. 76 00:03:13,824 --> 00:03:16,204 I'LL BE ABLE TO TELL BY YOUR EXPRESSION. 77 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,396 ( deeply exhales ) 78 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,898 ( key clicks ) 79 00:03:20,431 --> 00:03:21,571 UH-OH. 80 00:03:21,572 --> 00:03:22,832 I DIDN'T GET IN? 81 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:24,513 NO, I SENT IT TO TRASH. 82 00:03:26,937 --> 00:03:28,937 HEY, HOW DO I GET THIS BACK? "EMPTY TRASH." 83 00:03:28,939 --> 00:03:30,439 NO! 84 00:03:30,441 --> 00:03:32,441 GOSH. I'LL DO IT. 85 00:03:33,684 --> 00:03:35,554 ( sighing ) OKAY. 86 00:03:35,546 --> 00:03:37,416 HERE GOES. 87 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,548 ( key clicks ) 88 00:03:40,351 --> 00:03:41,851 HUH. 89 00:03:41,852 --> 00:03:43,392 I'M ON THE WAIT LIST. 90 00:03:44,855 --> 00:03:46,355 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 91 00:03:46,357 --> 00:03:48,397 YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO GET IN. 92 00:03:48,399 --> 00:03:49,929 YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR A SPOT TO OPEN UP. 93 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,500 WELL, YEAH, BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT? 94 00:03:52,503 --> 00:03:54,513 HONEY, LOOK, IT'S OUT OF YOUR HANDS. 95 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:56,635 OKAY, SO UNTIL YOU HEAR OTHERWISE, 96 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,467 YOU JUST HAVE TO DO WHAT I DO. 97 00:03:58,469 --> 00:04:01,609 JUST RELAX AND GO WITH THE FLOW. 98 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,576 YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME AGAIN. 99 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:21,991 WHAT IS THAT? 100 00:04:21,992 --> 00:04:23,492 IT'S A SCOOTER. 101 00:04:23,494 --> 00:04:25,844 WHICH I BOUGHT WITH MY GRADUATION MONEY FROM GRANDPA. 102 00:04:25,836 --> 00:04:28,366 - YOU DIDN'T GRADUATE. - GRANDPA DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 103 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,940 GABE, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 104 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:33,471 I SPECIFICALLY SAID YOU COULD NOT GET ONE OF THESE THINGS. 105 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,054 YOU SAID I COULDN'T HAVE A DIRT BIKE. 106 00:04:35,045 --> 00:04:36,705 THIS IS AN ELECTRIC SCOOTER. 107 00:04:36,707 --> 00:04:38,707 IT'S WHAT KIDS WITH DIRT BIKES MAKE FUN OF. 108 00:04:40,551 --> 00:04:43,581 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY SAFE. 109 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,564 LISTEN, BEFORE YOU DECIDE ANYTHING, 110 00:04:45,556 --> 00:04:47,056 HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TAKE IT FOR A SPIN? 111 00:04:47,057 --> 00:04:48,957 THEN YOU CAN SEE HOW TAME IT IS. 112 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:50,489 WHOO-HOO! 113 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,561 AWW, YEAH! 114 00:04:52,563 --> 00:04:54,403 FUN, HUH? SO CAN I KEEP IT? 115 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,665 DON'T KNOW. NOT DONE TESTING IT YET. 116 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:58,968 WHOO-HOO! 117 00:04:58,969 --> 00:05:00,329 AW, YEAH! 118 00:05:06,477 --> 00:05:08,407 OKAY, CHARLIE, LET'S GO. 119 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:09,739 HELLO, MR. DUNCAN. 120 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,380 HELLO, TEACHER LILY. 121 00:05:11,382 --> 00:05:13,012 I WANTED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING CHARLIE WROTE ABOUT YOU. 122 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,393 - IT'S ON THE "MOMMY DADDY" WALL. - ( Bob sighs ) 123 00:05:14,385 --> 00:05:16,485 LET ME APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE. 124 00:05:16,487 --> 00:05:17,787 NO. 125 00:05:17,788 --> 00:05:19,318 IT'S GOOD THIS TIME. 126 00:05:23,554 --> 00:05:24,904 HERE'S CHARLIE'S. 127 00:05:25,896 --> 00:05:27,896 "MY DADDY TELLS FUNNY JOKES." 128 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:30,400 MY-- 129 00:05:30,401 --> 00:05:32,361 WELL, AT LEAST SOMEBODY APPRECIATES ME. 130 00:05:32,363 --> 00:05:33,963 THANK YOU, CHARLIE. 131 00:05:33,964 --> 00:05:35,744 YOU'RE WELCOME, DADDY. 132 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:39,066 SINCE YOU'RE COMING IN FOR CIRCLE TIME TOMORROW ANYWAY, 133 00:05:39,069 --> 00:05:40,909 HOW ABOUT TELLING THE KIDS A COUPLE OF JOKES? 134 00:05:40,911 --> 00:05:42,071 OH, I-- ( exhales ) 135 00:05:42,072 --> 00:05:43,572 ( stammering ) I DON'T KNOW. 136 00:05:43,574 --> 00:05:46,354 SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE RATTLED. 137 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,976 MR. DUNCAN, THEY'RE FOUR-YEAR-OLDS. 138 00:05:47,978 --> 00:05:50,048 YOU'RE NOT HOSTING THE OSCARS. 139 00:05:52,122 --> 00:05:53,782 PLEASE, DADDY. 140 00:05:54,985 --> 00:05:57,655 UM... 141 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,828 WELL, I GUESS I COULD TELL A FEW JOKES. 142 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:01,560 I MEAN, HOW HARD COULD THAT BE? 143 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,062 TELL THE ONE ABOUT THE PARROT. 144 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,943 IT'S SO FUNNY. 145 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,000 OH, HEY, VICTOR, IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY TOMORROW NIGHT-- 146 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:14,613 AND, UH, I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE NOT-- 147 00:06:14,605 --> 00:06:16,375 HEY! 148 00:06:17,608 --> 00:06:19,548 OH. I'M SORRY. ARE YOU BUSY? 149 00:06:19,550 --> 00:06:20,510 NO. 150 00:06:21,612 --> 00:06:22,912 CONTINUE. 151 00:06:22,913 --> 00:06:25,923 WELL, I COULD USE SOME HELP WITH THE SENIOR PRANK. 152 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:27,586 A PRANK? 153 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,758 I DON'T KNOW. THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIJINKS. 154 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,420 WHICH BORDERS ON SHENANIGANS. 155 00:06:32,863 --> 00:06:34,573 AND FROM THERE IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE 156 00:06:34,565 --> 00:06:36,165 INTO TOMFOOLERY. 157 00:06:37,428 --> 00:06:40,568 AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU'RE NEVER BUSY. 158 00:06:41,732 --> 00:06:43,402 LOOK, I DON'T WANNA GET INTO ANY TROUBLE. 159 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,413 - I HAVE TOO MUCH AT STAKE. - ( deeply exhales ) 160 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,635 I WAS JUST ACCEPTED AT YALE. 161 00:06:47,638 --> 00:06:49,938 HEY! CONGRATULATIONS. 162 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:51,980 I WAS JUST WAIT-LISTED THERE. 163 00:06:51,982 --> 00:06:53,142 THEY DIDN'T REJECT YOU? 164 00:06:54,785 --> 00:06:56,445 NOW I FEEL LESS GOOD ABOUT GETTING IN. 165 00:06:56,447 --> 00:06:57,617 ( chuckles ) 166 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,118 THANKS. 167 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,619 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET IN TOO. 168 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,804 SO, UH... 169 00:07:05,796 --> 00:07:06,856 ARE YOU GONNA GO? 170 00:07:06,857 --> 00:07:09,457 WELL, IT'S BETWEEN HARVARD AND YALE. 171 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:11,600 WELL, YOU ARE CLEARLY A HARVARD MAN. 172 00:07:11,602 --> 00:07:13,602 I MEAN, YALE IS SO "EHH" 173 00:07:13,604 --> 00:07:16,144 AND YOU'RE SO "WHOA!" ( laughs nervously ) 174 00:07:17,568 --> 00:07:19,438 TEDDY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 175 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,739 YOU'RE TRYING TO TALK ME OUT OF YALE 176 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,441 SO THAT IT OPENS UP A SPOT FOR YOU. 177 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,442 THAT'S GOOD HARVARD THINKING RIGHT THERE. 178 00:07:25,576 --> 00:07:26,816 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 179 00:07:26,817 --> 00:07:28,017 FINE. 180 00:07:28,018 --> 00:07:29,778 WELL, WILL YOU HELP ME WITH THE SENIOR PRANK? 181 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:31,720 IVY WAS GONNA DO IT, BUT SHE'S SICK. 182 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:33,882 OKAY. WHY NOT? 183 00:07:33,884 --> 00:07:36,194 BUT I WILL NOT PARTICIPATE IN ANY MALARKEY OR MONKEYSHINES. 184 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,958 THOSE ARE SOME BIG WORDS. 185 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,460 I COULD HAVE ALSO GONE WITH "POPPYCOCK" 186 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,691 OR "BALDERDASH." 187 00:07:43,734 --> 00:07:46,244 OKAY, WE GET IT. YOU GOT INTO YALE. 188 00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:02,511 GOING SOMEWHERE? 189 00:08:03,754 --> 00:08:05,264 YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH. 190 00:08:06,557 --> 00:08:07,557 GOT IT RIGHT HERE. 191 00:08:07,558 --> 00:08:08,688 YOU FORGOT YOUR HOMEWORK. 192 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,019 I DON'T DO MY HOMEWORK. 193 00:08:11,522 --> 00:08:13,522 WELL, YOU SHOULD. AND AS PUNISHMENT, 194 00:08:13,524 --> 00:08:14,674 I'M GONNA RIDE YOUR SCOOTER. 195 00:08:14,665 --> 00:08:17,165 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. - WHY? 196 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,927 WHY WON'T YOU SHARE WITH ME? 197 00:08:18,929 --> 00:08:21,769 BECAUSE, MOM, IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE A SCOOTER, 198 00:08:21,772 --> 00:08:23,932 BUT A SCOOTER THAT I SHARE WITH MY MOM? 199 00:08:23,934 --> 00:08:25,614 I'D BEAT MYSELF UP. 200 00:08:27,738 --> 00:08:28,738 FINE. 201 00:08:28,739 --> 00:08:30,209 I WON'T RIDE IT ANYMORE. 202 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,540 GOOD. THANK YOU. 203 00:08:32,543 --> 00:08:33,683 ( sighs deeply ) 204 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:34,694 ( garage door rumbling, creaking ) 205 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:40,549 - ( garage door closes ) - ( mouthing ) 206 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,230 I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY. 207 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,262 ( garage door closing ) 208 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,738 SO YOU'RE TELLING JOKES AT CHARLIE'S PRESCHOOL? 209 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:01,741 YEAH. 210 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:02,842 WHY? 211 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,853 ISN'T SCHOOL HARD ENOUGH ON KIDS? 212 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,577 LOOK, I JUST WANNA PRACTICE SOME JOKES ON YOU. 213 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,220 JUST PRETEND YOU'RE FOUR YEARS OLD. 214 00:09:11,221 --> 00:09:12,581 OH! OKAY. 215 00:09:13,283 --> 00:09:15,993 ALL RIGHT... 216 00:09:15,986 --> 00:09:19,156 HOW DO YOU MAKE A TISSUE DANCE? 217 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:22,190 YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE IN IT! 218 00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:26,944 I THINK IT GOES "HOW DO YOU MAKE A TISSUE DANCE? 219 00:09:26,937 --> 00:09:29,767 PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT." 220 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,770 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 221 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,102 I MAY BE FOUR, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID. 222 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,576 - TRY ANOTHER ONE. - ALL RIGHT. 223 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,177 OH! HOW DO YOU MAKE TIME FLY? 224 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,350 YOU THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW! 225 00:09:44,214 --> 00:09:46,264 NO. NO. 226 00:09:46,256 --> 00:09:47,256 NO. 227 00:09:47,257 --> 00:09:49,257 TO MAKE TIME FLY, 228 00:09:49,259 --> 00:09:51,319 YOU THROW A CLOCK OUT THE WINDOW. 229 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,023 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 230 00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:55,904 DAD, YOU'RE NOT SAYING THE CRUCIAL WORD. 231 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,896 BUT I HEARD IT INSIDE MY HEAD. 232 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:01,770 DID YOU HEAR ME LAUGHING INSIDE YOUR HEAD? 233 00:10:03,734 --> 00:10:05,284 YOU'RE PRETTY HARSH FOR A FOUR-YEAR-OLD. 234 00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:08,237 DAD, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? 235 00:10:08,238 --> 00:10:09,608 - CUE CARDS. - ( sighing deeply ) 236 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,879 THEN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS READ THE JOKES. 237 00:10:11,882 --> 00:10:13,312 BUT ISN'T THAT CHEATING? 238 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,323 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MY SCHOOL COUNSELOR 239 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,645 - ONCE TOLD ME... - ( sighs ) 240 00:10:17,648 --> 00:10:19,718 "CHEATING IS YOUR ONLY HOPE." 241 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,295 I WONDER WHAT PRINCIPAL HIGGINS IS GONNA SAY 242 00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:29,397 WHEN HE WALKS IN AND SEES ALL THIS TOMORROW. 243 00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:32,929 PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE, "THAT'S A LOT OF STICKY NOTES." 244 00:10:34,765 --> 00:10:36,765 AND IT'LL ALL BE WORTH IT. 245 00:10:39,109 --> 00:10:41,309 THIS IS REALLY GONNA GET ERNIE'S GOAT. 246 00:10:41,311 --> 00:10:42,811 YOU CALL THE PRINCIPAL "ERNIE"? 247 00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:44,823 WELL, HE'S GIVEN ME SO MANY AWARDS OVER THE YEARS, 248 00:10:44,815 --> 00:10:46,275 WE'VE BECOME PRETTY CLOSE. 249 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,218 AHH! PAPER CUT. 250 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:51,350 OW. OH! 251 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,881 MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT. 252 00:10:52,883 --> 00:10:54,353 MISCHIEF ALWAYS HAS REPERCUSSIONS. 253 00:10:55,926 --> 00:10:58,056 CALM DOWN. IT'S JUST A LITTLE CUT. 254 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,058 I NEED FIRST AID. DID YOU BRING SOME? 255 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,360 I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY, 256 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,332 GIVEN THAT WE'RE DEALING WITH PAPER. 257 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,196 IT HURTS! DO SOMETHING! 258 00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:09,367 OKAY, FINE. I HAVE A BANDAGE IN MY LOCKER. 259 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,039 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 260 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:13,901 ( hyperventilating ) 261 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,375 HEY! 262 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,348 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 263 00:11:19,349 --> 00:11:20,379 I CAN EXPLAIN. 264 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,910 LET'S GO. 265 00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:23,112 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? 266 00:11:23,113 --> 00:11:24,283 TO THE MOVIES. 267 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,364 OH, THANK GOODNESS. 268 00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:26,855 I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING ME TO JAIL. 269 00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:29,457 - ( chuckles ) - YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 270 00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:31,259 OH, DON'T WORRY. I NEVER TALK DURING THE MOVIES. 271 00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:32,261 ( chuckles ) 272 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,296 ( sighing ) OKAY, VICTOR. 273 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,369 VICTOR? 274 00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:43,371 MAYBE HE LEFT A NOTE. 275 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:46,905 THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE. 276 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,216 ( pounding on door ) 277 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,820 THERE YOU ARE! WHAT HAPPENED? 278 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:02,992 WHERE DID YOU GO? 279 00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:05,133 NOT TO THE MOVIES. I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 280 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,227 I GOT ARRESTED. 281 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,729 - WHAT?! - THAT'S RIGHT. 282 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,000 HANDCUFFED, FINGERPRINTED 283 00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:13,202 AND HAD MY MUG SHOT TAKEN. 284 00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:16,344 YOU EVER BEEN TO JAIL, TEDDY? 285 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,336 SUPER ADVENTURE LAND JAIL. 286 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:22,470 DENVER COUNTY JAIL IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 287 00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:23,812 IT'S AN ADVENTURE. 288 00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:24,854 BUT IT'S NOT SUPER! 289 00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:29,177 I HAVE TO GO SEE THE PRINCIPAL TOMORROW. 290 00:12:29,179 --> 00:12:32,879 IF HE PRESSES CHARGES, MY COLLEGE ADMISSION COULD BE RESCINDED. 291 00:12:32,883 --> 00:12:34,183 "RESCINDED" MEANS "TAKEN AWAY" 292 00:12:34,184 --> 00:12:36,194 FOR THOSE OF YOU ON THE WAIT LIST. 293 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,428 VICTOR, I'M SO SORRY. 294 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:41,930 ARE YOU? ( scoffs ) 295 00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:44,092 I MEAN, WASN'T THIS ALL PART OF YOUR BIG PLAN? 296 00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:45,174 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 297 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,495 YOU SET ME UP! 298 00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:48,336 FIRST YOU TALK ME INTO DOING THE PRANK, 299 00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:51,268 THEN YOU CONVENIENTLY DISAPPEAR JUST BEFORE THE POLICE ARRIVED. 300 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,501 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 301 00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:55,252 SO THAT MY ARREST WOULD OPEN UP A SPOT FOR YOU AT YALE. 302 00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:57,275 OKAY, VICTOR, YOU'RE BABBLING. 303 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,177 HOW MUCH BLOOD DID YOU LOSE FROM THAT PAPER CUT? 304 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,050 NOT ENOUGH TO KILL ME, 305 00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:03,252 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE HOPING FOR! 306 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:11,290 BA-BAM! 307 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,491 OH, WHAT'S THIS? 308 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,292 I GOT A SCOOTER TOO. 309 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,004 - OH, THAT'S GREAT. - YUP! 310 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,296 AND NOW WE CAN RIDE TOGETHER. 311 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,527 THAT'S NOT SO GREAT. 312 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,170 MOM, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 313 00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:23,532 I'M IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. 314 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,543 I CAN'T BE SEEN RIDING SIDE-BY-SIDE 315 00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:27,105 WITH MY MOTHER. 316 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,937 LOOK, I BOUGHT THIS SO THAT WE COULD RIDE TOGETHER. 317 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,840 - WE'RE GONNA RIDE TOGETHER. - NO, WE'RE NOT. 318 00:13:31,842 --> 00:13:33,042 - YES, WE ARE. - NO, WE'RE NOT. 319 00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:34,583 WE CAN GO BACK AND FORTH ALL NIGHT ABOUT THIS, 320 00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:36,124 BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS 321 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,146 WE'RE GOING ON A DOUBLE SCOOT. 322 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,020 FINE. 323 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,291 BUT HERE ARE THE CONDITIONS. 324 00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:44,292 WE GO TO A NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE NOBODY KNOWS ME, 325 00:13:44,294 --> 00:13:46,304 WE SCOOT FOR NO LONGER THAN 30 MINUTES 326 00:13:46,296 --> 00:13:48,426 AND IF AT ANY POINT YOU TELL ME HOW CUTE I LOOK, 327 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,598 IT'S OVER. 328 00:13:50,861 --> 00:13:52,261 40 MINUTES AND I GET ONE "CUTE." 329 00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:54,462 35 MINUTES AND YOU CAN PINCH MY CHEEK. 330 00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:56,144 - DEAL. - ( grumbles ) 331 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:10,346 TEDDY, WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU FOR GRADUATING FROM YALE. 332 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,180 AWW. THANKS, DAD. 333 00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:15,432 BUT, UM, WHY IS IT JUST YOU AND TOBY HERE? 334 00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:18,055 OH, EVERYBODY ELSE WAS BUSY IN YOUR MOM'S DREAM. 335 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,888 TONIGHT SHE'S STARRING IN HER ONE-WOMAN BROADWAY SHOW 336 00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:22,191 "BA-BAMALOT." 337 00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:23,362 ( doorbell rings ) 338 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,903 HUP, FOOD'S HERE. 339 00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:26,895 OH. I'LL GET IT. 340 00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:32,501 ( sadly ) PIZZA DELIVERY. 341 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,914 VICTOR? 342 00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:37,206 HELLO, TEDDY. 343 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:38,207 WHAT? 344 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:39,208 YOU'RE DELIVERING PIZZA NOW? 345 00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:40,549 YES. 346 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,650 AFTER MY ARREST, NO COLLEGE WOULD TAKE ME. 347 00:14:42,652 --> 00:14:45,092 SO INSTEAD OF REALIZING MY DESTINY 348 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,915 OF BECOMING A BRILLIANT SCIENTIST, 349 00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:49,217 I WORK A DEAD-END JOB WITH NO HOPE FOR THE FUTURE. 350 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,161 THIS IS AWKWARD. 351 00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:55,173 WE DIDN'T ORDER PEPPERONI. 352 00:14:58,168 --> 00:15:00,328 MY LIFE IS A DISASTER, TEDDY. 353 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,170 AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. 354 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:03,902 FAULT FAULT... 355 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,043 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 356 00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:08,106 I THOUGHT THE DREAM WAS OVER. 357 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,578 NO. I GET TO SAY WHEN THE DREAM IS OVER... 358 00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:14,581 ( echoing ) OVER OVER OVER... 359 00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:17,215 ( gasps ) 360 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,032 OKAY, DAD, SHOWTIME. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS READ THE CARDS. 361 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,555 ( exhales ) GOT IT. 362 00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:29,396 OKAY, CHILDREN, WE HAVE A REAL TREAT FOR YOU TODAY. 363 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:32,929 LET'S WELCOME CHARLIE'S DADDY, MR. DUNCAN. 364 00:15:35,405 --> 00:15:37,405 AHH. 365 00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:41,339 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 366 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,311 SO, ANYBODY HERE FROM OUTTA TOWN? 367 00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:49,417 OKAY, NOW FOR A FEW JOKES. 368 00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:52,419 WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? 369 00:15:52,422 --> 00:15:55,362 TO MAKE TIME FLY! 370 00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,430 NEXT JOKE, NEXT JOKE. 371 00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:06,071 UH, WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? 372 00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,997 TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. 373 00:16:13,503 --> 00:16:15,083 YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY DON'T GET IT 374 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,205 BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT A NEWSPAPER IS. 375 00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:19,147 YOU DIDN'T SAY "NEWSPAPER." 376 00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:22,681 WRAP IT UP. 377 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,552 UM... 378 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,317 OKAY OKAY OKAY, LOOK. 379 00:16:29,319 --> 00:16:30,659 THE THING IS 380 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,760 I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES. 381 00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:34,422 WE KNOW. 382 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,367 WELL... 383 00:16:39,369 --> 00:16:42,669 I GUESS THE TRUTH IS SOME PEOPLE JUST AREN'T FUNNY. 384 00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:44,172 ( yelps ) 385 00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:46,314 ( kids laughing ) 386 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,680 BUT I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE! 387 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,654 ( laughs ) 388 00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:58,646 TOLD YOU HE WAS FUNNY. 389 00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,791 ( school bell rings ) 390 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:07,225 SO, WHAT'D YOU WANNA SEE ME ABOUT, ERNIE? 391 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,497 UH-UH. PRINCIPAL HIGGINS. 392 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,100 I LOST FIRST-NAME PRIVILEGES? 393 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,403 ARE WE STILL ON FOR JAZZ FEST? 394 00:17:14,404 --> 00:17:16,274 NO, WE ARE NOT. 395 00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,766 EXCUSE ME, PRINCIPAL HIGGINS. 396 00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:20,308 SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 397 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,240 WHAT IS IT, DUNCAN? 398 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,211 LOOK, THE SENIOR PRANK WAS MY IDEA. 399 00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:24,543 VICTOR WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, 400 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,554 BUT I FORCED HIM TO HELP ME. 401 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,716 SO IF YOU'RE GONNA PUNISH ANYONE... 402 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,750 PUNISH ME. 403 00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:34,352 I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 404 00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:39,726 I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN BOTH OF YOU. 405 00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:42,259 TWO OF MY BEST STUDENTS, 406 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,262 AND ALL YOU CAME UP WITH WAS STICKY NOTES? 407 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,274 THAT'S PATHETIC! 408 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:48,597 SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PRESS CHARGES? 409 00:17:48,598 --> 00:17:50,598 FOR WHAT? LACK OF CREATIVITY? 410 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,242 NEXT TIME YOU PULL A PRANK, 411 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:55,754 PUT A COW IN MY OFFICE 412 00:17:55,745 --> 00:17:57,345 OR GLUE THE FURNITURE TO THE CEILING. 413 00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,747 SOMETHING! 414 00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:01,249 NOW YOU'RE THINKING, ERNIE. 415 00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:02,411 STOP THAT. 416 00:18:02,412 --> 00:18:04,152 ( cellphone ringing ) 417 00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:06,585 I GOTTA TAKE THIS. NOW, UH, 418 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,316 CLEAN ALL THIS UP. 419 00:18:12,662 --> 00:18:14,362 THANK YOU, TEDDY. 420 00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:15,674 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 421 00:18:15,665 --> 00:18:17,825 VICTOR, AS MUCH AS I WANNA GO TO YALE, 422 00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:20,827 I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT YOUR CHANCES. 423 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,830 I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 424 00:18:22,832 --> 00:18:24,532 BECAUSE I'M ACCEPTING THEIR OFFER. 425 00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:26,244 YOU SHOULD. 426 00:18:26,236 --> 00:18:27,806 YALE IS LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 427 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,177 THANKS. 428 00:18:29,179 --> 00:18:30,639 AND I HOPE YOU END UP GETTING IN TOO. 429 00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:33,582 THAT... ( sighs ) 430 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,753 ...WAS THE NORTH HIGH PRINCIPAL. 431 00:18:36,746 --> 00:18:38,516 YOU KNOW WHAT HIS SENIORS DID TO HIM? 432 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,388 THEY TOOK APART HIS CAR 433 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:41,820 AND REASSEMBLED IT IN HIS OFFICE! 434 00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:45,402 NOW THAT'S A PRANK! 435 00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:47,495 WE'RE SORRY, OKAY? 436 00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:48,697 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM? 437 00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:50,228 "YEAH, THINGS ARE TOUGH OVER HERE TOO. 438 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,300 I GOT STICKIED." 439 00:18:52,302 --> 00:18:55,342 ( exhales ) WE COULD TRASH YOUR OFFICE 440 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,265 IF YOU WANT. 441 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,267 THAT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD DO. 442 00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:06,915 ( mimics brakes screeching ) 443 00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:09,246 WHOO! THIS ISN'T SO BAD, IS IT? 444 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,250 17 MINUTES AND COUNTING. 445 00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:16,234 ALL RIGHT. STOP THE CLOCK. 446 00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:17,886 I NEED TO FIND A BATHROOM. 447 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,829 WELL WELL WELL. 448 00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:23,431 GABE DUNCAN. 449 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:26,343 PAUL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SIDE OF TOWN? 450 00:19:26,336 --> 00:19:27,836 I GET AROUND. 451 00:19:27,837 --> 00:19:30,297 I GUESS THE QUESTION IS 452 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,670 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 453 00:19:32,702 --> 00:19:34,742 OH, YOU KNOW, JUST NOTHING. 454 00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:36,754 HANGING OUT. 455 00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:39,608 BY MYSELF. 456 00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,609 HEY, WANNA SEE A CUTE PIC? 457 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,563 IT'S YOU AND YOUR MOMMY SCOOTING TOGETHER. 458 00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:49,616 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE 459 00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:51,259 WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS. 460 00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:53,321 OH, OKAY, LET'S JUST CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND. 461 00:19:53,323 --> 00:19:55,333 "POST ALBUM." 462 00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:56,625 SHOULD I? 463 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,268 NO NO NO. 464 00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:01,670 WHAT DO YOU WANT, PAUL? 465 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,431 I'M TIRED OF WALKING. 466 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:04,673 I COULD USE A LITTLE TRANSPO. 467 00:20:04,674 --> 00:20:06,484 OH, PLEASE TAKE IT. THIS THING HAS BROUGHT ME 468 00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:07,476 NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. 469 00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:10,239 NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. 470 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,440 WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. 471 00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:12,481 DELETE IT FIRST. 472 00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,242 ( dings ) 473 00:20:14,244 --> 00:20:16,254 NOW GET OUTTA HERE. 474 00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:21,419 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SCOOTER? 475 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,451 - I TRADED IT. - FOR WHAT? 476 00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:25,333 MY REPUTATION. 477 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,497 I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. 478 00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:31,259 - NEED A RIDE HOME? - YEAH. 479 00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:32,361 HOP ON. 480 00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:37,305 OKAY, HOLD ON TIGHT, SWEETIE. 481 00:20:37,307 --> 00:20:39,237 - AND SMILE. - ( camera shutter clicks ) 482 00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:49,748 OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH! 483 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,379 WHAT WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 484 00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:52,781 IT'S ANOTHER EMAIL FROM YALE. 485 00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:54,252 OH, YOU WANT ME TO-- 486 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,253 NO! 487 00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,658 MOM, YOU DO IT. 488 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,259 OKAY. ( exhales ) 489 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,260 ( key clicks ) 490 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,374 YOU GOT IN. 491 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,435 I GOT IN? 492 00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:07,866 YOU GOT IN. 493 00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:10,938 ( all screaming ) 494 00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:17,054 OH, MAN! WE-- 495 00:21:17,046 --> 00:21:19,276 WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU! 496 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,048 I'M SO PROUD OF ME TOO. 497 00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,880 ( both laughing ) 498 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,422 WHAT ABOUT ME? 499 00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:27,385 I'M GONNA BE THE MOTHER OF A YALIE. 500 00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:31,389 YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME AGAIN. 501 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,721 NO, I DIDN'T-- 502 00:21:32,722 --> 00:21:34,562 - HEY! - YEAH! 503 00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:43,470 Well, Charlie, I got into Yale. 504 00:21:43,473 --> 00:21:45,483 ( chuckles ) You know, there's actually 505 00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:47,305 a lot of famous people that went there. 506 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:51,636 Several U.S. presidents, Supreme Court justices 507 00:21:51,641 --> 00:21:54,311 and the Circle Gurgle. 508 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:59,415 Yep, soon I will be joining that proud lineup. 509 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,519 ( scooter approaching ) 510 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,020 Whee! H-hey, Gabe! 511 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,702 I got your scooter back. 512 00:22:05,695 --> 00:22:07,595 - What? - Yeah. 513 00:22:07,597 --> 00:22:09,057 Big brother to the rescue. 514 00:22:09,058 --> 00:22:12,398 Saw that punk and just took it from him. 515 00:22:12,402 --> 00:22:13,532 Yeah. 516 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,333 He was not happy about it. 517 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,105 ( chuckles ) Yeah, thank you, 518 00:22:18,107 --> 00:22:20,467 but there's just one problem. 519 00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:22,110 That's not my scooter. 520 00:22:24,414 --> 00:22:26,724 - I'll be right back. - Yeah. 521 00:22:26,716 --> 00:22:28,546 Whee! 522 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,719 Wish him good luck, Charlie. 523 00:22:44,394 --> 00:22:45,444 THERE SHE IS. 524 00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:46,695 THE TOAST OF BROADWAY. 525 00:22:46,696 --> 00:22:48,696 YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT TONIGHT. 526 00:22:48,698 --> 00:22:51,638 ( sighs ) GREAT, LISTEN, I'M GONNA NEED YOU BOTH IN MY DREAM TOMORROW NIGHT. 527 00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:54,771 MM, NO CAN DO, MOM. I GOTTA BE IN GABE'S DREAM TOMORROW NIGHT. 528 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,784 HE'S GETTING CHASED BY MONSTERS AND I DO NOT WANNA MISS THAT. 529 00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,477 AND I HAVE TO BE IN MY OWN DREAM. 530 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,749 I'M GIVING A BOOK REPORT IN FRONT OF MY SECOND-GRADE CLASS 531 00:23:01,751 --> 00:23:03,711 - IN MY UNDERWEAR. - HEY HEY HEY! 532 00:23:03,713 --> 00:23:06,593 LET'S BRING THIS BACK TO ME, OKAY? THIS IS MY DREAM. 533 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,016 WHERE IS GABE ANYWAY? 534 00:23:08,017 --> 00:23:09,817 ( groans ) SORRY WE'RE LATE. 535 00:23:09,819 --> 00:23:11,989 MRS. DABNEY WAS HAVING THAT NIGHTMARE AGAIN. 536 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,421 WE? 537 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,167 HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE? 538 00:23:19,168 --> 00:23:20,598 3,000. 539 00:23:21,631 --> 00:23:22,771 SHE HAD TACOS. 36400

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