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- OKAY, WHO WANTS MORE PANCAKES?
- All: OH NO! NO NO.
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REALLY? WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THEM THIS TIME?
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WELL, IT'S NOT THAT
THEY DON'T TASTE GOOD,
ALTHOUGH THEY DON'T...
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IT'S JUST PANCAKES
AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE ORANGE.
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USUALLY THE FOOD
TASTES BAD,
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BUT IT LOOKS THE WAY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
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NOW THAT'S NOT
EVEN HAPPENING.
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GUYS, QUIT PICKING
ON MOM.
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SHE'S JUST
GETTING IN THE SPIRIT
OF HALLOWEEN. SEE?
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ORANGE ON ONE SIDE,
BLACK ON THE OTHER.
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ACTUALLY, I BURNT
THAT SIDE.
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THE BLACK WAS
A HAPPY ACCIDENT.
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OKAY, SPEAKING
OF HALLOWEEN,
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I AM SHOOTING A SEGMENT
FOR "GOOD MORNING DENVER"
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CALLED "DUNCAN'S PUNKINS,"
WHICH WILL HIGHLIGHT
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MY PUMPKIN-CARVING PROWESS.
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I DON'T BELIEVE
I'M FAMILIAR
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WITH YOUR
PUMPKIN-CARVING PROWESS.
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I CAME UP WITH THE TITLE
AND WORKED BACKWARDS.
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UGH, I THINK
THOSE PANCAKES
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ARE WORKING
THEIR WAY BACKWARDS.
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SO SINCE WE'RE FILMING IT
AT THE HOUSE,
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE
CAMERA-READY, ALTHOUGH
NOT EVERYONE WILL APPEAR.
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- WHAT'S "CAMERA-READY" MEAN?
- OH, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT IT.
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OH, MOM, BY THE WAY,
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I GOT CHARLIE AND TOBY
THE MOST ADORABLE COSTUMES.
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- THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIONS.
- NO.
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I DON'T WANNA BE
THE SAME ANIMAL AS TOBY.
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CHARLIE, I ALREADY GOT
THE COSTUMES.
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I DON'T CARE!
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OKAY, SO TOBY IS
GOING TO BE A LION
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AND CHARLIE IS T.B.D.
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THAT BETTER NOT SPELL "LION."
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I THINK IT DOES.
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( theme music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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OKAY, FUND-RAISER
FOR THE DRAMA CLUB.
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SO WE NEED TO RAISE MONEY
SO "THE SOUND OF MUSIC"
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CAN HAVE MUSIC.
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AND SOUND.
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HOW ABOUT A CAR WASH?
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NO, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
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JUST 'CAUSE YOU DON'T
LIKE IT, WE CAN'T DO IT?
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WHO MADE YOU PRESIDENT
OF THE DRAMA CLUB?
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YOU DID.
YOU ALL VOTED FOR ME.
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- WE COULD HAVE A BAKE SALE!
- THAT'S BORING.
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HOW ABOUT
A CHESS TOURNAMENT?
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MAYBE NOBODY HEARD ME.
HOW ABOUT A CHESS TOURNAMENT?
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OKAY, YOU DID HEAR ME.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S TOO BAD
IT'S NOT CLOSER TO CHRISTMAS.
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WE'RE ALL GOOD SINGERS,
WE COULD GO CAROLING
TO RAISE MONEY.
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WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S IT!
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GUYS, WE COULD DO
HALLOWEEN CAROLING!
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OKAY, SO WE'LL TAKE
CHRISTMAS SONGS
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AND CHANGE THE LYRICS
FOR HALLOWEEN.
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I LIKE IT!
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I DON'T GET IT...
BUT I LIKE IT!
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WHEN WE GO CAROLING,
I'M GONNA GO AS A CHESS PIECE.
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THE KNIGHT.
I'D GO AS A ROOK,
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BUT THEN I COULD ONLY
MOVE THIS WAY
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AND THIS WAY.
( laughing )
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THAT WOULD'VE KILLED
AT CHESS CLUB.
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HEY, I'M NOT DOING
ANYTHING FOR HALLOWEEN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- AREN'T YOU GOING
TRICK OR TREATING?
- DUDE, I'M 14.
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I STOPPED DOING THAT
LIKE TWO YEARS AGO.
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OH YEAH.
YEAH, OF COURSE.
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- WHEN DID YOU STOP?
- UH, SAME AS YOU.
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TWO YEARS AGO.
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ANYWAY, I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD HANG OUT
AT YOUR PLACE.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE AVOID
ALL THE EXCITEMENT
OF "DUNCAN'S PUNKINS."
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OH SURE, COME ON OVER.
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WE CAN RENT SCARY MOVIES,
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TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
AND REALLY FREAK OURSELVES OUT.
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YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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- NOTHING REALLY
SCARES ME ANYMORE.
- NOTHING?
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WELL, EXCEPT FOR WHEN MOM SAYS,
"I KNOW WE SAID
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WE'D NEVER HAVE
ANOTHER BABY, BUT..."
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- HEY, TEDDY.
- HEY, VICTOR, WHAT'S UP?
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
IT'S ABOUT HALLOWEEN.
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I CAN'T PARTICIPATE
IN THE CAROLING.
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- WHY NOT?
- BECAUSE EVERY
HALLOWEEN NIGHT,
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SOMETHING TERRIBLE
HAPPENS TO ME.
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I ALWAYS END UP GETTING
EGGED OR T.P.'D OR WORSE.
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A LOT WORSE.
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WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
SOMETHING AT THE MEETING?
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YOU SEEMED FINE WITH THE WHOLE
HALLOWEEN IDEA THEN.
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WHEN I MENTIONED
MY CHESS PIECE COSTUMES,
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THAT WAS JUST TO BE MACHO
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IN FRONT OF THE LADIES.
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WE KINDA NEED YOUR MALE VOICE
ON OUR BIG SHOWSTOPPER,
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"GOD REST YE MERRY
FRANKENSTEIN."
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LET ME GIVE IT A SHOT.
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♪ GOD REST YE
MERRY FRANKENSTEIN-- ♪
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WHAT'S THE NEXT LYRIC?
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♪ I'LL REANIMATE
YOUR CORPSE. ♪
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YOU KNOW, I HAD MY DOUBTS
ABOUT THIS IDEA, BUT NOW...
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- YES?
- THEY'RE CONFIRMED.
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- THESE PUMPKINS
ARE AMAZING.
- UH-HUH.
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HONEY!
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- I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SO TALENTED.
- ( chuckles )
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HOW COULD YOU HAVE NO IDEA?
I TELL YOU EVERY DAY.
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HONEY, COULD YOU
COME IN HERE A SEC?
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- YES, BOB?
- WHO'S THIS?
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THAT'S MARVIN.
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FROM THE HALLOWEEN STORE.
HE'S MY ASSISTANT.
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- I DO THE HARD WORK...
- MM-HMM.
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...BY COMING UP
WITH THE DESIGN
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OF WHAT THE PUMPKIN
WILL LOOK LIKE,
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AND MARVIN HERE
CARRIES OUT MY VISION.
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- IT'S CALLED DELEGATION.
- MMM.
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I HAVE TO ASK: WHEN YOU
SAY THINGS LIKE THAT,
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DO THEY MAKE SENSE TO YOU?
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I DON'T REALLY LISTEN.
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OKAY, GUYS, THIS IS
OUR FIRST HOUSE.
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SO LET'S START OFF
WITH OUR STRONGEST SONG.
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"I'M DREAMING
OF A WHITE WEREWOLF"?
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YOU THINK THAT'S BETTER
THAN "O COME ALL YE GOBLINS"?
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IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE.
THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD.
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OKAY, GUYS, I'M GONNA MAKE
AN EXECUTIVE DECISION.
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WE'RE GONNA START WITH
"AWAY IN THE GRAVEYARD."
ARE WE READY?
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( doorbell rings )
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- ( plays pitch pipe )
- ( all hum note )
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♪ AWAY IN A GRAVEYARD ♪
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♪ THE ZOMBIE DID LAY ♪
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♪ LOOKING TO EAT BRAINS ♪
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♪ ALL NIGHT AND ALL DAY. ♪
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WAIT WAIT,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- WE'RE HALLOWEEN CAROLING.
- I DON'T GET IT.
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ME NEITHER!
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SO WE'RE RAISING FUNDS
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FOR THE SOUTH HIGH DRAMA CLUB
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BY TAKING CHRISTMAS CAROLS
AND TURNING THEM
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INTO HALLOWEEN CAROLS.
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- WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE?
- SURE.
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HAVE A LOLLY.
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I'VE DISCOVERED
A FLAW IN THE PLAN.
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I SAID I DID NOT
WANT TO BE A LION!
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HONEY, YOU'RE NOT
A LION ANYMORE.
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LOOK, YOU HAVE SPOTS!
YOU'RE A LEOPARD.
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- REALLY?
- YES.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
LEOPARDS ARE FASTER THAN LIONS.
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AND STRONGER?
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- SURE!
- IN YOUR FACE!
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OKAY, KENNY, LET'S SEE HOW
THESE PUMPKINS LOOK ON CAMERA.
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BA-BAM!
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OH NO!
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WHA-- WHAT HAPPENED?!
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PUMPKINS GO BAD FAST.
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I THINK MARVIN
CARVED THEM TOO EARLY.
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WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA DO IT YOURSELF.
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- BUT YOU COULDN'T
DO IT YOURSELF.
- IT'S A SAYING, BOB!
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OKAY, NOW THAT WE CAN'T
SHOOT THE PUMPKINS, LET'S...
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LET'S GET A SHOT
OF THE TWO LIONS.
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WHAT? I KNEW IT!
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( eerie music playing )
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DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR,
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- DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!
- ( creaks )
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- IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN LOOK NOW.
- OH.
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- ( music crashes )
- GAAAAH!
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- ( laughing )
- OH, STOP DOING THAT!
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- WHY? IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY.
- ( knocks on door )
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( TV clicks off )
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- TRICK OR TREAT.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
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I WAS NOT EXPECTING
TRICK-OR-TREATERS.
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- THIS IS AN APARTMENT BUILDING.
- BUT IT'S HALLOWEEN.
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- SORRY.
- YEAH, ME TOO.
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- TRICK-OR-TREATER.
- I HEARD.
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YOU'RE AWARE OF THE SIZE
OF THE APARTMENT, RIGHT?
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( knocks on door )
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- ( threatening )
WHAT WAS THAT?
- WHAT WAS WHAT?
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ARE YOU CHEAP
OR DO YOU JUST HATE KIDS?
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- LOOK, IT'S
AN APARTMENT BUILDING--
- I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!
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AND SINCE MY KID
DIDN'T GET A TREAT,
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YOU'RE GONNA GET TRICKED!
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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OH, YOU'LL FIND OUT.
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WELL, SHE SEEMS NICE.
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THAT'S LORNA FROM 402.
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EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING
KNOWS SHE'S A LITTLE...
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- OFF.
- OFF?
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SHE'S TROUBLE, GABE.
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IF SHE'S IN THE ELEVATOR,
YOU TAKE THE STAIRS.
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IF SHE'S IN THE LOBBY,
YOU WAIT OUTSIDE.
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AND YOU NEVER EVER
GO IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM
WHEN SHE'S IN THERE.
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YOU NEVER GO IN THERE AT ALL,
YOU DO ALL YOUR LAUNDRY
AT OUR HOUSE.
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WELL, IF I DID GO IN THERE,
I WOULD NOT GO IN THERE.
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♪ WE WISH YOU
A SCARY HALLOWEEN ♪
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♪ WE WISH YOU A SCARY
HALLOWEEN ♪
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♪ WE WISH YOU
A SCARY HALLOWEEN ♪
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♪ AND A HAPPY BOO! ♪
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♪ YEAR! ♪
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SO YOU'RE SINGING
CHRISTMAS CAROLS
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- WITH HALLOWEEN LYRICS.
- FINALLY!
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- SOMEONE GETS IT!
- OH, I GET IT.
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I JUST THINK IT'S LAME.
( snorts )
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WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.
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NOBODY GETS
HALLOWEEN CAROLING.
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HE GOT IT, HE JUST
SAID IT WAS LAME.
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GUYS, CAN I HELP IT
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IF I'M TOO CLEVER
FOR THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?
219
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:55,452
TEDDY, LET'S FACE IT,
THIS NIGHT'S A COMPLETE
DISASTER.
220
00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:56,945
NOT COMPLETE.
221
00:11:56,947 --> 00:11:58,917
AT LEAST NOTHING BAD HAS
HAPPENED TO YOU.
222
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,049
YET.
223
00:12:01,151 --> 00:12:03,721
GUYS, WHO CARES WHAT
THIS GUY THINKS?
224
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,433
- WE SHOULD HAVE
DONE A CAR WASH.
- OR A BAKE SALE.
225
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,156
- WHOA!
- ( thuds )
226
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,837
VICTOR, ARE YOU OKAY?
227
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,839
I'M IN A HOLE.
228
00:12:22,412 --> 00:12:24,512
OH, JUST REMAIN CALM
229
00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:26,324
AND WHATEVER YOU DO,
230
00:12:26,316 --> 00:12:29,846
DO NOT THINK ABOUT
THE WALLS CLOSING IN
ON YOU.
231
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:33,050
- OR YOUR FEAR OF WORMS.
- GET ME OUT OF HERE!
232
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,534
( sighs )
I RANG THE BELL
A BUNCH OF TIMES,
233
00:12:36,526 --> 00:12:40,156
- BUT THE GUY WOULDN'T ANSWER.
- HE PROBABLY THINKS WE'RE
GONNA SING SOME MORE.
234
00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:43,461
HOW'S IT GOING
UP THERE?
235
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,943
AW, ISN'T THAT SWEET?
236
00:12:45,936 --> 00:12:49,196
HE'S IN A HOLE,
BUT HE'S WORRIED
ABOUT HOW WE'RE DOING.
237
00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:52,239
IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY,
BUT WE'RE OKAY!
238
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,178
- ( doorbell rings )
- CAN I DO IT, DADDY?
239
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,952
SURE, HONEY.
IT'S ALL YOURS.
240
00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:10,059
TRICK OR TREAT!
241
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,127
THANKS!
242
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,544
I DID IT!
243
00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:30,538
HALLOWEEN IS ALWAYS
FOCUSED ON PUMPKINS.
244
00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,940
But what about other
fruits and vegetables?
245
00:13:32,943 --> 00:13:35,123
They deserve
to be scary too.
246
00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:38,316
What about this
evil eggplant?
247
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,988
( gasps )
248
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,591
and who's this?
249
00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:45,402
Jack O'Pepper?
Ahhh!
250
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:50,427
And what about
the apple that couldn't
keep the doctor away...
251
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,260
because he has
a knife in his head?
252
00:13:53,263 --> 00:13:56,173
Ooh, scary!
253
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,136
Ooooh!
254
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,438
Kenny, is this as lame
as I think it is?
255
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,840
YES. I'VE GOTTA COME UP
WITH SOMETHING ELSE.
256
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,223
( phone rings )
257
00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,948
HEY, TEDDY.
258
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,580
WHAT?
VICTOR'S IN A HOLE?
259
00:14:13,984 --> 00:14:16,064
IS HE CAMERA-READY?
260
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,326
OH UH, NEVER MIND,
WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
261
00:14:18,328 --> 00:14:20,288
OKAY. LET'S GO, KENNY.
262
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:23,330
BOB! WE'RE LEAVING!
YOU'RE IN CHARGE!
263
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,943
SURE, NO PROBLEM!
264
00:14:24,935 --> 00:14:26,995
CHARLIE AND I HAVE GOT IT
ALL UNDER CONTROL!
265
00:14:26,997 --> 00:14:29,597
- ( doorbell rings )
- DADDY, WE RUNNED OUT OF CANDY.
266
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,442
AND OUR FIRST BUMP.
267
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:36,914
( eerie music playing )
268
00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:40,878
( phone ringing )
269
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,550
( sighs )
270
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,922
HELLO?
271
00:14:44,915 --> 00:14:46,415
HELLO-O-O-O.
272
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,286
NOBODY THERE.
AGAIN.
273
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:51,288
- THAT'S LIKE THE THIRD TIME.
WHO KEEPS CALLING US?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW,
274
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,361
MAYBE THE WOMAN
WHO THREATENED YOU?
275
00:14:54,424 --> 00:14:56,234
WELL, IF SHE'S TRYING
TO SCARE US,
276
00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:58,266
- IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
- ( knocks on door )
277
00:14:58,268 --> 00:14:59,968
UH, YOU GET IT.
278
00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:09,238
( sighs )
NOBODY THERE.
279
00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:11,679
OH, DING-DONG-DITCH,
REAL MATURE!
280
00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:14,913
OH, COME ON, LORNA!
281
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,624
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
282
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,647
- I'M GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS
AND TELL HER TO KNOCK IT OFF.
- WHOA, SURE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
283
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,050
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
SHE WAS A LITTLE OFF.
284
00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:24,252
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
LET HER TORTURE US ALL NIGHT?
285
00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:27,155
HEY.
286
00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:28,597
DOES THIS MAKE ME
LOOK TOUGHER?
287
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,700
P.J., THAT'S
A GURGLES BEANIE.
288
00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:34,972
( roughly )
WELL, IT'S ALL I GOT.
289
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,340
- Victor: WHAT'S
GOING ON UP THERE?
- HANG IN THERE, VICTOR.
290
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:47,023
- HELP IS ON THE WAY!
- HEY HEY, BACK IT UP, PEOPLE.
291
00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:49,717
OUR FRIEND FELL IN A HOLE.
IT'S A DANGEROUS SITUATION.
292
00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:52,679
YEAH, GUYS, THIS ISN'T
A FREAK SHOW, OKAY?
293
00:15:52,682 --> 00:15:54,652
ALTHOUGH...
294
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,694
STEP RIGHT UP,
SEE THE BOY IN THE HOLE,
295
00:15:56,686 --> 00:16:00,286
ONLY $5!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
MAKE A LINE, PEOPLE.
296
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,262
- IS HE OUT
OF THE HOLE YET?
- NO.
297
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,344
GREAT.
KENNY, WE CAUGHT A BREAK.
298
00:16:07,437 --> 00:16:09,567
VICTOR, IT'S AMY DUNCAN.
299
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,739
FINALLY
A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
300
00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:13,471
DID YOU BRING A ROPE
OR A LADDER?
301
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,613
NO, I BROUGHT
A MICROPHONE AND A BLAZER.
302
00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:19,546
THREE, TWO...
THIS IS AMY DUNCAN,
303
00:16:19,549 --> 00:16:21,379
Reporting live
on Halloween night,
304
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,551
with breaking news.
305
00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:25,492
Little Victor DeLeseur
has fallen into a hole
306
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,385
and may have only have
a short time to live.
307
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,158
WHAT?!
308
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,420
I'll be with you
until the story ends...
309
00:16:33,423 --> 00:16:35,733
one way or another.
310
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,065
STOP THAT!
311
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,770
( doorbell rings )
312
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,143
TRICK OR TREAT!
313
00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:47,575
WELL, HEY, LOOK AT YOU!
314
00:16:47,577 --> 00:16:50,077
THAT IS ONE HECK
OF A COSTUME YOU GOT THERE.
315
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,180
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
BECAUSE OF THAT,
316
00:16:52,182 --> 00:16:57,552
YOU GET A SPECIAL TREAT
FROM THE SUPER FUN
MYSTERY BAG!
317
00:16:57,547 --> 00:17:00,647
DID YOU RUN OUT OF CANDY?
318
00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:02,720
MAYBE.
COME ON, JUST REACH IN.
319
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,655
HEY, YOU GOT THE COASTER!
320
00:17:07,657 --> 00:17:10,657
CHARLIE,
SHE GOT THE COASTER!
RING THE BELL!
321
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,160
( ringing )
322
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,503
CAN I TRY AGAIN?
323
00:17:14,504 --> 00:17:17,114
WELL, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
BEAT THE COASTER,
324
00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:18,707
BE MY GUEST.
325
00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:23,441
WHAT IS THIS?
326
00:17:24,814 --> 00:17:26,554
YOU GOT THE JACK O'PEPPER!
327
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,616
I'LL TAKE THE COASTER.
328
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,249
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
329
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,052
CHARLIE, WE'RE GONNA
NEED MORE COASTERS.
330
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,563
I'M ON IT.
331
00:17:41,431 --> 00:17:44,491
P.J., IT'S BEEN AN HOUR.
WHERE ARE YOU?
332
00:17:44,494 --> 00:17:47,244
CALL ME BACK,
SEND ME A TEXT, SOMETHING.
333
00:17:47,237 --> 00:17:48,667
( pounding on door )
334
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,405
( screeching music )
335
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,466
( door creaking )
336
00:18:21,631 --> 00:18:23,271
( whispering )
P.J.?
337
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:27,435
P.J., WHERE ARE YOU?
338
00:18:27,437 --> 00:18:28,537
( door slams )
339
00:18:28,538 --> 00:18:31,208
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
340
00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:35,723
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MY BROTHER?
341
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,585
SAME THING
I'M GONNA DO WITH YOU.
342
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:43,450
IF YOU DON'T
HAND OUT CANDY,
343
00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:45,863
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR HAND!
344
00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:47,755
( screaming )
345
00:18:47,757 --> 00:18:50,497
- HELP ME!
- ( screaming continues )
346
00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:53,161
HA HA!
347
00:18:53,163 --> 00:18:54,863
GOTCHA!
348
00:18:54,864 --> 00:18:57,174
HIGH FIVE.
WHOO!
349
00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:00,838
WAIT.
THIS WAS ALL A TRICK?
350
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,210
THAT'S RIGHT,
MR. NOTHING-SCARES-ME-ANYMORE.
351
00:19:04,214 --> 00:19:06,154
I WASN'T REALLY SCARED.
352
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,415
OH, REALLY?
353
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,147
WHY IS THERE
A STAIN ON YOUR PANTS?
354
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,650
- THERE'S NOT.
- HA HA, MADE YOU LOOK!
355
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,792
WOW, A SCARE
AND A "MADE YOU LOOK"
ALL IN THE SAME DAY.
356
00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:17,685
I AM ON FIRE!
357
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,242
It's now hour number two
of the boy-in-the-hole saga,
358
00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:28,196
and the tension is unbearable.
359
00:19:28,198 --> 00:19:31,168
Let's talk to some
of Victor's closest friends
360
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,940
who have gathered here
for the death watch.
361
00:19:35,205 --> 00:19:36,645
Victor:
I'M ACTUALLY FINE!
362
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:43,180
Please, if you could,
tell me in your own words
363
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,182
how this tragedy happened.
364
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,694
Well, we were walking
365
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,357
and he fell in a hole.
366
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,460
Fascinating.
367
00:19:52,462 --> 00:19:55,832
I UNDERSTAND YOU TWO
WERE WITH VICTOR
WHEN HE DISAPPEARED.
368
00:19:55,825 --> 00:19:59,325
HOW IS IT THAT
NEITHER OF YOU FELL
INTO THE HOLE?
369
00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:01,299
I don't know.
370
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,931
The mystery deepens.
371
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:06,683
I think we have time
for one more question.
372
00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:08,606
You, sir, you there.
373
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,638
- What's your name, sir?
- Victor!
374
00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:13,441
Just like the boy
in the hole.
375
00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:15,213
I am the boy
in the hole!
376
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,924
Somebody finally
brought me a ladder,
377
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,216
which I've been
asking for all night!
378
00:20:21,691 --> 00:20:24,221
It's a Halloween miracle!
379
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,663
This is Amy Duncan
reporting.
380
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,630
Well, Charlie,
we raised $300
381
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,513
for drama club.
382
00:20:35,505 --> 00:20:37,965
I mean, Victor had to spend
two hours in a hole
383
00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:40,937
to make it happen,
but he did say
384
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,310
that this was
his best Halloween ever.
385
00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:46,354
What happened
to all the coasters?
386
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:49,716
- Um, I don't know.
- ( bell rings )
387
00:20:49,719 --> 00:20:52,779
And why does Charlie
ring a bell every time
I say the word "coasters"?
388
00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:55,462
- ( bell rings )
- Coming!
389
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,657
And the mystery deepens.
390
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,389
Happy Halloween,
391
00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:02,631
and good luck, Charlie.
392
00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:10,368
Announcer:
THIS HALLOWEEN
393
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,700
ENJOY THE SPOOKIEST HITS
OF ALL TIME,
394
00:21:12,702 --> 00:21:15,482
AS SUNG BY
THE DENVER HALLOWEEN CHORUS.
395
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,775
TIMELESS CLASSICS LIKE...
396
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,347
♪ SCARY SPELLS,
SOMETHING SMELLS ♪
397
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,850
♪ IT MUST BE THE CORPSE. ♪
398
00:21:22,852 --> 00:21:23,952
AND WHO CAN FORGET...?
399
00:21:23,953 --> 00:21:28,563
♪ O COME ALL YE GOBLINS ♪
400
00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:32,658
♪ FRIGHTFUL AND REPUGNANT. ♪
401
00:21:33,823 --> 00:21:35,673
YOU'LL ALSO GET...
402
00:21:35,665 --> 00:21:39,895
♪ BOO TO THE WORLD,
THE GHOSTS HAVE COME ♪
403
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:44,029
♪ LET EARTH RECOIL IN FEAR. ♪
404
00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:46,544
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.
405
00:21:46,536 --> 00:21:49,836
ORDER NOW AND YOU'LL RECEIVE
THIS HOLIDAY CLASSIC:
406
00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:52,339
FOURTH OF JULY FAVORITES,
407
00:21:52,342 --> 00:21:54,312
SUNG BY THE EASTER BUNNY!
408
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,553
♪ HOPPY DOODLE WENT TO TOWN ♪
409
00:21:56,546 --> 00:21:58,386
♪ RIDING ON A BUNNY ♪
410
00:21:58,388 --> 00:21:59,848
♪ HE HARD-BOILS
HIS EASTER EGGS ♪
411
00:21:59,849 --> 00:22:01,919
♪ TO MAKE SURE
THEY'RE NOT RUNNY. ♪
412
00:22:03,393 --> 00:22:05,803
CALL NOW,
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
413
00:22:05,795 --> 00:22:08,955
WELL, IT-- IT'S-- IT'S JUST ME,
BUT CALL ANYWAY.
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