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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,378 --> 00:00:08,708 GUYS. 2 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:10,309 WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY NIGHT? 3 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:11,611 YOUR MOM REALLY NEEDS A NIGHT OUT. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,512 YOU WANT US TO TAKE MOM OUT? 5 00:00:15,386 --> 00:00:17,216 ISN'T THAT KIND OF YOUR JOB? 6 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,589 I NEED YOU GUYS TO BABYSIT 7 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:21,520 SO THAT WE CAN GO OUT TO DINNER WITH THE WENTZES. 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,652 WE'RE GOING TO MONDELLO'S. 9 00:00:23,654 --> 00:00:25,804 OH. ISN'T THAT PLACE LIKE SUPER EXPENSIVE? 10 00:00:25,796 --> 00:00:28,096 I DON'T CARE. YOUR MOTHER DESERVES THE BEST. 11 00:00:28,099 --> 00:00:30,529 YOU GOT A COUPON, HUH? 12 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,401 YES, SIR. I DO. 13 00:00:34,565 --> 00:00:36,135 HEY. 14 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,667 BOB, HONEY, THE WENTZES JUST CALLED AND CANCELED. 15 00:00:38,669 --> 00:00:40,369 THEY SAID THEY HAVE TO GO TO NEBRASKA 16 00:00:40,371 --> 00:00:42,111 FOR SOME FAMILY EMERGENCY. 17 00:00:42,113 --> 00:00:43,373 OH, REALLY? 18 00:00:43,374 --> 00:00:45,054 ALL RIGHT. 19 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,115 WELL, I'LL TELL THE BOYS THEY DON'T HAVE TO BABYSIT. 20 00:00:47,118 --> 00:00:48,578 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. 21 00:00:50,521 --> 00:00:52,451 I NEED A NIGHT OUT SO BAD, 22 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,733 I'M WILLING TO SPEND IT JUST WITH YOU. 23 00:00:54,725 --> 00:00:57,685 AND THE LOVE AFFAIR CONTINUES. 24 00:00:57,688 --> 00:01:00,628 ( rock music playing ) 25 00:01:00,631 --> 00:01:02,231 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 26 00:01:02,233 --> 00:01:04,063 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 27 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,744 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 28 00:01:06,737 --> 00:01:08,637 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 29 00:01:08,639 --> 00:01:10,399 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 30 00:01:10,401 --> 00:01:12,401 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 31 00:01:13,604 --> 00:01:16,714 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 32 00:01:16,707 --> 00:01:20,077 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 33 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,080 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 34 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,582 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,664 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 36 00:01:26,657 --> 00:01:28,487 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 37 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,089 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 38 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,820 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 39 00:01:32,823 --> 00:01:35,273 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 40 00:01:35,266 --> 00:01:39,096 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 41 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,829 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 42 00:01:43,834 --> 00:01:46,784 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 43 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,894 ( doorbell rings ) 44 00:01:56,587 --> 00:01:58,587 - HI, TEDDY. - HI, BEAU. 45 00:01:58,589 --> 00:02:01,419 UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 46 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,192 OH, ME AND YOUR DAD HAVE A NEW PLAN. 47 00:02:03,194 --> 00:02:04,504 - WE'RE CARPOOLING. - REALLY? 48 00:02:04,495 --> 00:02:05,825 'CAUSE HE JUST LEFT TO PICK YOU UP. 49 00:02:08,499 --> 00:02:12,159 WELL, I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS A GOOD PLAN. 50 00:02:12,163 --> 00:02:14,173 LISTEN, WHILE I'M HERE... 51 00:02:14,165 --> 00:02:15,835 I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 52 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,206 DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS SATURDAY NIGHT? 53 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:18,308 ( sighs ) 54 00:02:18,309 --> 00:02:19,839 BEAU, THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 55 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,310 BUT JUST... 56 00:02:21,312 --> 00:02:22,512 I HAVE SOME UNRESOLVED FEELINGS 57 00:02:22,513 --> 00:02:23,713 WITH MY OLD BOYFRIEND, 58 00:02:23,714 --> 00:02:26,654 SO I'M NOT REALLY INTO DATING RIGHT NOW. 59 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,517 I WASN'T ASKING YOU OUT ON A DATE. 60 00:02:31,182 --> 00:02:34,832 I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU FINISH. 61 00:02:34,825 --> 00:02:36,225 WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT NOW? 62 00:02:37,828 --> 00:02:39,488 SEE, THERE'S THIS GIRL, KATIE. 63 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:41,160 SHE INVITED ME OUT AND I WANT TO GO. 64 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,161 BUT I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK IT'S A DATE. 65 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,173 SO I THOUGHT IF I BROUGHT A FRIEND, 66 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,695 SHE'D GET THE MESSAGE. 67 00:02:46,697 --> 00:02:49,167 MM. SO YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE 68 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,839 THAT'S NOT REALLY A DATE 69 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:53,601 SO THAT YOU'LL LOOK LIKE YOU'RE NOT ON A DATE. 70 00:02:55,846 --> 00:02:57,346 EXACTLY. 71 00:02:58,349 --> 00:02:59,779 AND I'M ASKING YOU 72 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,910 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO'S WILLING TO NOT DATE ME. 73 00:03:02,913 --> 00:03:04,523 WELL, 74 00:03:04,515 --> 00:03:07,615 I GUESS AS LONG AS I'M NOT NOT DATING ANYONE. 75 00:03:07,618 --> 00:03:09,258 SO IT'S A NOT DATE? 76 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,420 WHY NOT? 77 00:03:14,925 --> 00:03:16,965 OKAY, GUYS. WE'RE LEAVING. 78 00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:18,627 HEY, MOM. YOU LOOK GREAT. 79 00:03:18,629 --> 00:03:19,729 OH, THANKS, HONEY. 80 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:20,970 DAD. 81 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:23,973 LOOK HOW GOOD MOM LOOKS. 82 00:03:25,876 --> 00:03:27,306 OHH. 83 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:28,908 I THINK YOUR FATHER LOOKS VERY HANDSOME. 84 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,239 THANK YOU, HONEY. 85 00:03:30,241 --> 00:03:31,511 AND I'M VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD 86 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,842 TO A WONDERFUL NIGHT OUT. 87 00:03:32,843 --> 00:03:34,523 OH, BY THE WAY. 88 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:35,785 WE'RE TAKING THE BUG TRUCK. 89 00:03:35,786 --> 00:03:36,786 I CAN WRITE OFF THE MILEAGE. 90 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:39,849 Bob: I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 91 00:03:40,991 --> 00:03:42,851 GENTLEMEN, 92 00:03:42,853 --> 00:03:45,633 TONIGHT I WANT NOTHING TO GO WRONG. 93 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,296 WHEN I COME BACK, 94 00:03:47,298 --> 00:03:48,858 I WANT TO SEE EVERY BABY, 95 00:03:48,859 --> 00:03:49,999 EVERY BABYSITTER, 96 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,600 AND EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE 97 00:03:51,602 --> 00:03:53,332 JUST THE WAY IT IS NOW. 98 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,344 YOU GOT THAT, PJ? 99 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:55,535 DAD, RELAX. 100 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,236 EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. 101 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,337 I KNOW. BUT YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME. 102 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,341 WELL, ONE OF THESE TIMES IT'S BOUND TO COME TRUE. 103 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:05,254 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH 104 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,515 TO GET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. 105 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:10,478 - BYE. - UH-HUH. 106 00:04:10,481 --> 00:04:12,381 OKAY. LISTEN UP. 107 00:04:12,383 --> 00:04:14,393 TONIGHT I AM CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP. 108 00:04:14,385 --> 00:04:16,255 AND I SAY THERE WILL BE NO RUNNING, 109 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,286 NO MESS, NO HORSEPLAY OF ANY KIND. 110 00:04:18,289 --> 00:04:20,359 BORING. 111 00:04:21,892 --> 00:04:23,862 YEAH. WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STRICT? 112 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,004 I MEAN, YOU'RE WORSE THAN MOM AND HER STUPID 113 00:04:24,995 --> 00:04:26,995 "NO FIREWORKS IN THE BASEMENT" RULE. 114 00:04:28,999 --> 00:04:30,469 I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 115 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,871 'CAUSE I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKING 116 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,472 I'M THE IRRESPONSIBLE ONE. 117 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,554 ALL RIGHT? 118 00:04:34,545 --> 00:04:35,745 THAT ENDS TONIGHT. 119 00:04:35,746 --> 00:04:37,006 ( squishes ) 120 00:04:37,007 --> 00:04:38,777 - UH-OH. - WHAT? 121 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,509 EITHER I JUST WET MYSELF, 122 00:04:40,511 --> 00:04:43,981 OR I SAT ON CHARLIE'S JUICE BOX. 123 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:47,494 I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO ROOT FOR HERE. 124 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,319 ( gasps ) OH NO! 125 00:04:51,322 --> 00:04:52,792 IT'S MOM'S NEW COUCH. 126 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:56,073 WELL, YOU HAD A GOOD 30 SECONDS, CAPTAIN. 127 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,513 WELCOME TO BOOTS N SADDLES. 128 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,705 I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A COUNTRY-WESTERN PLACE BEFORE. 129 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:08,808 SIT DOWN. 130 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:09,839 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 131 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,381 SO... 132 00:05:12,383 --> 00:05:13,583 WHERE'S KATIE? 133 00:05:13,584 --> 00:05:15,324 SHE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 134 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,615 HOWDY, PARTNERS. 135 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,518 I'M DONALD, YOUR SERVER. 136 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,990 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING FROM THE WATERING HOLE? 137 00:05:22,993 --> 00:05:25,333 DONALD, IT DOESN'T REALLY SOUND LIKE YOUR HEART'S 138 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,025 REALLY INTO THIS COUNTRY WESTERN THING. 139 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,527 MY DREAM WAS TO WORK IN THE YOGURT BUSINESS, 140 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:32,360 BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW SOMEONE TO GET IN. 141 00:05:32,363 --> 00:05:34,543 UM... 142 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,035 I'LL HAVE A LEMONADE. 143 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,106 MAKE THAT TWO. 144 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:40,037 COMING RIGHT UP, Y'ALL. 145 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,940 SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE WORKING FOR MY DAD? 146 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,013 I LOVE IT. 147 00:05:44,014 --> 00:05:46,024 HE'S A GREAT GUY. 148 00:05:46,016 --> 00:05:48,576 BUT HE SURE DOES TELL A LOT OF BUG STORIES. 149 00:05:48,579 --> 00:05:50,779 AND THEY ALL END THE SAME WAY. 150 00:05:50,781 --> 00:05:52,681 Both: AND THEN I KILLED IT. 151 00:05:52,683 --> 00:05:54,123 ( both laugh ) 152 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:56,894 OH, MAN. 153 00:05:56,887 --> 00:05:58,887 KATIE CAN'T MAKE IT. 154 00:05:58,889 --> 00:06:01,589 OH. WELL THEN, WE SHOULD CANCEL THE LEMONADES 155 00:06:01,592 --> 00:06:02,892 'CAUSE MY JOB'S DONE. 156 00:06:02,893 --> 00:06:05,073 - WHERE'S DONALD? - HOLD UP. HOLD UP. 157 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:07,465 AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE, WE MIGHT AS WELL STAY AND HANG OUT. 158 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,568 I DON'T KNOW. THIS ISN'T REALLY MY THING. 159 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,040 WHAT'S NOT YOUR THING? HAVING FUN? 160 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:13,001 ARE YOU KIDDING? 161 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:15,013 NOBODY'S MORE FUN THAN ME. 162 00:06:15,005 --> 00:06:18,005 BARRELS OF MONKEYS LOOK AT ME AND GO, 163 00:06:18,008 --> 00:06:20,678 "WOW! WE WISH WE WERE THAT FUN." 164 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:21,911 REALLY? 165 00:06:21,912 --> 00:06:22,912 MM-HMM. 166 00:06:22,913 --> 00:06:24,153 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 167 00:06:24,154 --> 00:06:27,494 ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DON'T THINK I'M FUN? 168 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:29,988 ACTUALLY, I'M KIND OF SAYING IT. 169 00:06:31,562 --> 00:06:32,692 OH YEAH? ALL RIGHT. 170 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,903 WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH FUN I AM. 171 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,895 I'M GONNA ORDER UP A... 172 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,897 "MESS-O-GRUB." 173 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,029 AND THEN WHEN I'M DONE EATING, 174 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:43,100 I'M GONNA RIDE THAT MECHANICAL BULL. 175 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,543 JUST FROM PRIOR EXPERIENCE, 176 00:06:45,536 --> 00:06:48,476 YOU MIGHT WANT TO REVERSE THAT. 177 00:06:54,485 --> 00:06:56,545 ANYTHING LOOK GOOD? 178 00:06:56,547 --> 00:06:59,047 UH, YOU MEAN OTHER THAN MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE? 179 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:02,021 MR. DUNCAN. 180 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,192 ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? 181 00:07:04,194 --> 00:07:06,564 I BELIEVE I AM. 182 00:07:06,557 --> 00:07:09,597 UH, ANYTHING LOOK GOOD TO YOU? 183 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,200 NO. 184 00:07:13,904 --> 00:07:16,074 WELL, THAT WAS KIND OF HURTFUL. 185 00:07:16,066 --> 00:07:18,666 NOT YOU. LOOK. 186 00:07:20,811 --> 00:07:22,911 THE WENTZES? 187 00:07:22,913 --> 00:07:25,023 I THOUGHT THEY HAD SOME KIND OF FAMILY EMERGENCY. 188 00:07:25,015 --> 00:07:26,975 IN NEBRASKA. 189 00:07:26,977 --> 00:07:28,677 DO YOU THINK THEY BLEW US OFF? 190 00:07:28,679 --> 00:07:30,549 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 191 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,551 I'M GONNA CALL MARY LOU. 192 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,023 IF SHE SAYS THEY'RE IN NEBRASKA, 193 00:07:34,024 --> 00:07:35,834 THEN WE HAVE OUR ANSWER. 194 00:07:35,826 --> 00:07:37,026 ( phone buzzes ) 195 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,137 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 196 00:07:48,138 --> 00:07:49,868 DID YOU DO SOMETHING TO TICK HER OFF? 197 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,800 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. WHEN HAVE I EVER TICKED ANYONE OFF? 198 00:07:53,904 --> 00:07:55,114 YOU KNOW WHAT? 199 00:07:55,105 --> 00:07:56,575 LET ME CALL HARRY. 200 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,207 LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. 201 00:07:59,049 --> 00:08:01,909 ( phone buzzes ) 202 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:18,825 ♪ YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. ♪ 203 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:21,130 IT WAS YOUR GRAPE JUICE. 204 00:08:21,131 --> 00:08:23,701 IT WAS YOUR BUTT. 205 00:08:25,936 --> 00:08:27,576 ( giggles ) 206 00:08:27,578 --> 00:08:29,578 OH, WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT, TOBY? 207 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:31,040 I COULD PIN THIS ON YOU IN A NEW YORK MINUTE. 208 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:33,281 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? "GAH GAH GAH GAH." 209 00:08:33,283 --> 00:08:34,923 ( giggles ) 210 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,045 GAH GAH GAH GAH GAH. 211 00:08:37,047 --> 00:08:38,187 PJ, CALM DOWN. 212 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:39,788 IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN. I'M IN CHARGE, 213 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:40,820 AND I'M BLOWING IT. 214 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,051 RELAX. 215 00:08:42,052 --> 00:08:43,992 THE COUCH REPAIR GUY WILL BE HERE SOON. 216 00:08:43,994 --> 00:08:45,204 WELL HOW DO WE KNOW HE'S ANY GOOD? 217 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:47,025 HE HAD AN AD ON THE INTERNET. 218 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,227 THEY DON'T JUST GIVE THOSE TO ANYBODY. 219 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,759 ( doorbell rings ) 220 00:08:53,564 --> 00:08:55,114 SOFA SURGEON. 221 00:08:55,105 --> 00:08:57,235 THANKS FOR COMING OVER SO QUICKLY. 222 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,907 SURE. WHERE'S THE PATIENT. 223 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:01,640 PATIENT? 224 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,672 YOU TAKE THIS SURGEON THING PRETTY SERIOUSLY. 225 00:09:03,674 --> 00:09:06,124 WELL, I DIDN'T PUT YELLOW BLINKING LIGHTS 226 00:09:06,116 --> 00:09:07,176 ON THE TOP OF MY HATCHBACK 227 00:09:07,177 --> 00:09:10,047 BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. 228 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,251 IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE. 229 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,682 OKAY. WHAT IS THE NATURE OF THE STAIN? 230 00:09:13,684 --> 00:09:15,194 - IT'S GRAPE JUICE. - AND WE'RE DONE. 231 00:09:15,185 --> 00:09:17,225 YOU'RE GIVING UP ALREADY? 232 00:09:17,227 --> 00:09:18,927 IT'S GRAPE JUICE, MAN. 233 00:09:18,929 --> 00:09:21,589 I AM A SOFA SURGEON. 234 00:09:21,592 --> 00:09:22,632 NOT A MIRACLE WORKER. 235 00:09:24,134 --> 00:09:25,744 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO? 236 00:09:25,736 --> 00:09:26,736 IF OUR PARENTS COME HOME AND SEE THIS, 237 00:09:26,737 --> 00:09:27,937 WE'RE GONNA BE IN HUGE TROUBLE. 238 00:09:27,938 --> 00:09:29,768 WELL, MOSTLY HIM. 239 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:33,041 YOUR ONLY OPTION IS TO REPLACE THE DECEASED. 240 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:35,853 YOU FIND ANOTHER COUCH THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ONE. 241 00:09:35,846 --> 00:09:37,306 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? 242 00:09:37,307 --> 00:09:40,047 I MEAN, GO TO AN ALL-NIGHT COUCH STORE? 243 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:41,580 ( clicks teeth ) 244 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,811 "ALAN'S ALL-NIGHT COUCH STORE." 245 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,185 OH, AND IF YOU USE MY NAME, 246 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,787 YOU GET A FREE BALLOON. 247 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:49,989 I'M IN. 248 00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,695 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 249 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,227 I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. 250 00:09:58,228 --> 00:10:00,198 YOU'VE RIDDEN A MECHANICAL BULL? 251 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,200 NO. 252 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,201 BUT I RODE A PONY OUTSIDE THE GROCERY STORE. 253 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,084 WELL, 254 00:10:06,076 --> 00:10:08,076 AS LONG AS YOU'VE HAD EXPERIENCE. 255 00:10:09,379 --> 00:10:11,179 GIDDY UP. 256 00:10:11,181 --> 00:10:13,111 ( country music playing ) 257 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,343 ( mechanical whirring ) 258 00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:16,154 WHOA WHOA. 259 00:10:21,151 --> 00:10:22,951 AAH! 260 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,260 YOU OKAY? 261 00:10:31,261 --> 00:10:34,061 YEAH, I'M FINE. 262 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,414 AM I STANDING UP? 263 00:10:45,976 --> 00:10:46,976 ( scoffs ) 264 00:10:46,977 --> 00:10:48,317 LOOK AT THEM OVER THERE. 265 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:49,978 TALKING, LAUGHING, 266 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:52,150 HAVING A GRAND OLD TIME. 267 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,882 ( mock laughter ) MAKES ME SICK. 268 00:10:55,726 --> 00:10:58,226 I DON'T GET IT. WHY WOULD THE WENTZES BLOW US OFF? 269 00:10:58,228 --> 00:10:59,958 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 270 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,090 I MEAN, WE'RE A FUN COUPLE, RIGHT? 271 00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:03,292 YES. 272 00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:05,743 UH-HUH. 273 00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:08,266 NOW WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 274 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,968 I JUST-- 275 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,300 IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS, 276 00:11:12,302 --> 00:11:15,312 YOU TEND TO TALK ABOUT BUGS AND RODENTS. 277 00:11:15,305 --> 00:11:16,705 A LOT. 278 00:11:16,707 --> 00:11:17,777 ( sighing ) 279 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,078 SO NOW THIS IS MY FAULT? 280 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,380 BOB, I'M YOUR WIFE. OF COURSE IT'S YOUR FAULT. 281 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,992 HONEY, I MEAN, SINCE WE'RE POINTING FINGERS, 282 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,315 I MEAN... 283 00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:28,856 YOU KNOW, YOU TEND TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF. 284 00:11:28,859 --> 00:11:30,319 A LOT. 285 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,060 AT LEAST I'M TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING INTERESTING. 286 00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:34,193 ARE YOU? 287 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,966 YES, I AM. 288 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,828 I HAPPEN TO BE A FASCINATING WOMAN. 289 00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:42,231 YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE? 290 00:11:42,232 --> 00:11:44,072 WE'RE TURNING ON EACH OTHER LIKE RATS. 291 00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:45,984 AND WE'RE BACK TO YOU. 292 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,194 WELL, THAT WAS GREAT. 293 00:11:56,186 --> 00:11:58,316 AT LEAST NOW I CAN CROSS "RIDING A MECHANICAL BULL" 294 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,448 OFF MY BUCKET LIST. 295 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:01,850 YOU HAVE A BUCKET LIST? 296 00:12:01,852 --> 00:12:03,022 YEAH. 297 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:06,463 I STARTED MAKING ONE ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE BULL RIDE. 298 00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:08,326 HEY, PARTNERS. 299 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,998 THE KARAOKE MACHINE IS NOW READY FOR ACTION. 300 00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:12,331 I RECKON. 301 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,374 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 302 00:12:15,365 --> 00:12:16,835 YOU WANT TO MOSEY ON OVER 303 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,067 AND SING A LITTLE KARAOKE? 304 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:19,308 NO, THANK YOU. 305 00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:20,409 I CAN'T REALLY SING. 306 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,170 WHAT? IT'S KARAOKE. 307 00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,142 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE GOOD. 308 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,184 I DON'T THINK SO. 309 00:12:25,175 --> 00:12:26,845 WELL. 310 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,217 LOOK WHO'S WEARING THE "NOT FUN" HAT NOW? 311 00:12:29,219 --> 00:12:31,279 THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 312 00:12:31,281 --> 00:12:32,981 AND THE "NOT FUN" SHIRT. 313 00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:35,033 AND THE "NOT FUN" BOOTS. 314 00:12:35,025 --> 00:12:37,325 YOU STOP RIGHT THERE. 315 00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:39,857 YOU CAN MESS WITH MY HAT. YOU CAN MESS WITH MY SHIRT. 316 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,390 BUT YOU LEAVE MY BOOTS OUT OF IT. 317 00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:44,432 WELL THEN, LET'S GO. 318 00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:49,398 OKAY. 319 00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:50,869 WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT TO SING? 320 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,341 SOMETHING SHORT. 321 00:12:52,342 --> 00:12:53,942 LIKE YOUR BULL RIDE. 322 00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:57,306 MAYBE THIS ONE. 323 00:12:57,307 --> 00:12:59,307 WORKS FOR ME. 324 00:12:59,309 --> 00:13:01,309 ( slow pop playing ) 325 00:13:01,311 --> 00:13:03,251 ♪ IF YOU FORGET ♪ 326 00:13:03,253 --> 00:13:06,923 ♪ THE REASON THAT YOU'RE SINGING ♪ 327 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:10,317 ♪ AND IT'S HARD TO FIND THE SONG ♪ 328 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,190 ♪ OF YOUR SOUL ♪ 329 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,002 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ♪ 330 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:18,395 ♪ HOW YOU HELPED ME START BELIEVING ♪ 331 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,830 ♪ ANYTIME YOU'RE FEELING DOWN ♪ 332 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:25,883 ♪ I HOPE YOU KNOW ♪ 333 00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:28,876 ♪ WHO'S GONNA ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK ♪ 334 00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:31,479 ♪ WHO'S GONNA BE A FRIEND LIKE THAT ♪ 335 00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:34,311 ♪ I WILL ♪ 336 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,354 ♪ I WILL ♪ 337 00:13:36,346 --> 00:13:38,016 ♪ YEAH YEAH ♪ 338 00:13:42,853 --> 00:13:45,333 ♪ IF YOU'RE FEELING LIKE THE QUEEN ♪ 339 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,125 ♪ OF NOTHING'S WORKING ♪ 340 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,858 ♪ AND YOU QUESTION ♪ 341 00:13:50,861 --> 00:13:53,001 ♪ EVERY CHOICE YOU MAKE ♪ 342 00:13:54,865 --> 00:13:56,335 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE SICK AND TIRED ♪ 343 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,336 ♪ OF BEING SO UNCERTAIN ♪ 344 00:14:00,871 --> 00:14:03,841 ♪ AND EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT WAS RIGHT ♪ 345 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,883 ♪ WAS LOST ALONG THE WAY ♪ 346 00:14:06,877 --> 00:14:10,017 ♪ WHO'S GONNA ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK ♪ 347 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:13,020 ♪ WHO'S GONNA BE A FRIEND LIKE THAT ♪ 348 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:15,033 ♪ I WILL ♪ 349 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:19,025 ♪ I WILL. ♪ 350 00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:21,059 ( cheering, applause ) 351 00:14:27,497 --> 00:14:30,137 CAN'T SING, HUH? 352 00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:33,071 I MAY HAVE FIBBED A LITTLE. 353 00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:39,008 HELLO? 354 00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:40,349 ANYBODY HERE? 355 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:41,580 MAY I HELP YOU? 356 00:14:43,353 --> 00:14:44,453 HEY, IT'S YOU AGAIN. 357 00:14:44,454 --> 00:14:46,164 EXCUSE ME? 358 00:14:46,156 --> 00:14:47,386 YOU'RE THE SOFA SURGEON. 359 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,357 WAS THE SOFA SURGEON. 360 00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:51,019 YES, NOW I'M ALAN, AND I'M THE OWNER 361 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:53,161 OF THE ALL-NIGHT COUCH STORE. 362 00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:55,903 WELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE, WHERE'S OUR COUCH? 363 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,125 YOU SAID YOU HAD ONE JUST LIKE IT. 364 00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:59,367 OH NO NO NO. THE SOFA SURGEON SAID THAT. 365 00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:01,529 YEAH, NO, SEE-- HIS JOB IS TO GET YOU IN THE STORE. 366 00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:05,081 MY JOB IS TO HELP YOU DEAL WITH YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT. 367 00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:08,536 WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY FOR THE RECORD, 368 00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:10,538 BOTH OF YOU HAVE REALLY LET US DOWN. 369 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:13,612 HEY. CHECK IT OUT. 370 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,693 THAT LOOKS LIKE THE GREEN COUCH WE USED TO HAVE. 371 00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:17,315 SO WHAT? THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP US. 372 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,617 OR IS IT? 373 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,448 OKAY, CALL ME CRAZY-- 374 00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:23,020 YOU'RE CRAZY. 375 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,033 ANYWAY... 376 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,695 WHAT IF WE REPLACE THE YELLOW COUCH WITH THIS GREEN ONE? 377 00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:30,027 MOM AND DAD WERE SO USED TO SEEING THIS COUCH FOR YEARS. 378 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,300 MAYBE THEIR BRAINS WILL TRICK THEM 379 00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:32,361 INTO BELIEVING IT'S THE RIGHT COUCH. 380 00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:34,032 THAT'S YOUR PLAN? 381 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,444 TO TRICK MOM AND DAD'S BRAINS? 382 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,466 - YES. - I LOVE IT. 383 00:15:41,972 --> 00:15:44,272 OKAY. LET'S GO. 384 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,545 GREAT. 385 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,416 NOW WE HAVE TO WALK RIGHT PAST THE WENTZES. 386 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,150 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST CLIMB OUT THE BATHROOM WINDOW INSTEAD. 387 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,033 WHY ARE WE AVOIDING THEM? 388 00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:57,025 THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE AVOIDING US. 389 00:15:57,027 --> 00:15:58,357 THEY'RE THE LIARS. 390 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,358 YES. YES, THEY ARE. 391 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,490 OKAY, LET'S WALK PAST THEM WITH OUR HEADS HELD HIGH. 392 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,265 OH, AMY, BOB. 393 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,197 OH, HEY. 394 00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:10,239 HI. 395 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,170 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 396 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,442 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A FAMILY EMERGENCY. 397 00:16:14,444 --> 00:16:16,454 OH, IT TURNS OUT MY UNCLE DIDN'T HAVE TO 398 00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:18,046 GO TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER ALL. 399 00:16:18,048 --> 00:16:19,048 - OH. - WOW. 400 00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:20,079 LUCKY HIM. 401 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,710 AND BY THE TIME WE FOUND OUT, 402 00:16:22,712 --> 00:16:23,752 IT WAS TOO LATE TO CALL YOU. 403 00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:26,023 THAT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE 404 00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:27,686 I ACTUALLY CALLED YOU EARLIER, 405 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,057 BUT NO ONE ANSWERED. 406 00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:30,019 I TELL YOU WHAT, 407 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:32,020 I JUST GOT A NEW PHONE. 408 00:16:32,022 --> 00:16:35,702 AND I CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE IT. 409 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,025 ( sighs ) 410 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,369 UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, HARRY? 411 00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:44,172 OH, DARN FAMILY PLAN. 412 00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:45,514 I HAVE THE SAME PHONE. 413 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,035 AND I'M USUALLY JUST LIKE-- 414 00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,079 ( both chuckle ) 415 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,053 WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY? 416 00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:57,715 WE ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU GUYS 417 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,517 WERE TRYING TO AVOID US. 418 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,389 WHAT? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 419 00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:03,051 - OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS. - RIGHT? 420 00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:05,103 I KNOW. I KNOW. 421 00:17:05,095 --> 00:17:06,025 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 422 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,795 LET'S GET TOGETHER SOON, OKAY? 423 00:17:07,797 --> 00:17:09,257 OKAY, TRY AND STOP US. 424 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,200 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 425 00:17:12,202 --> 00:17:14,702 ( both laugh ) 426 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,044 YOU THINK THEY BOUGHT IT? 427 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,035 THOSE TWO? OH YEAH. 428 00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:27,054 YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO ADMIT. 429 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,446 I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT. 430 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:32,418 IT WAS THE BEST NOT DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON. 431 00:17:32,422 --> 00:17:35,052 LISTEN, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU. 432 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,064 WHAT? 433 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,625 THERE NEVER WAS ANOTHER GIRL. 434 00:17:39,189 --> 00:17:42,059 I KIND OF MADE HER UP. 435 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,691 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 436 00:17:43,693 --> 00:17:45,743 BECAUSE. 437 00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:47,835 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ANYONE. 438 00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:50,197 AND I WANTED TO GO OUT WITH YOU. 439 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,840 OH. 440 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,375 THE THING IS, TEDDY, 441 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,846 EVER SINCE I MET YOU, I FELT LIKE THERE WAS A CONNECTION. 442 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:03,080 I KIND OF THINK YOU FEEL SOMETHING TOO. 443 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,852 I DON'T KNOW. 444 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,217 DON'T YOU FEEL SOMETHING RIGHT NOW? 445 00:18:09,219 --> 00:18:12,359 MAYBE. 446 00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:18,496 DEFINITELY. 447 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:20,829 GOOD NIGHT, BEAU. 448 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,130 GOOD NIGHT, TEDDY. 449 00:18:23,873 --> 00:18:25,103 BYE. 450 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,210 OKAY, WHEN MOM AND DAD COME IN, 451 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,413 JUST ACT NATURAL. 452 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,824 OKAY. HOW ABOUT THIS? 453 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,386 UH, NO NO NO NO. 454 00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:40,648 NO, NOT ON THE COUCH, 'CAUSE YOU'LL DRAW ATTENTION TO IT. 455 00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:41,850 OH. 456 00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:43,521 ALTHOUGH, NOW YOU'RE OFF IT, IT'S PRACTICALLY SCREAMING, 457 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,853 "HEY, LOOK AT ME!" 458 00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:48,656 - HEY. - HEY, YOU GUYS. 459 00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:50,398 - WE'RE HOME. - HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? 460 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,600 YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD TIME? 461 00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:53,801 YEAH, A LITTLE ROCKY AT FIRST, 462 00:18:53,803 --> 00:18:54,863 BUT YEAH. 463 00:18:54,864 --> 00:18:56,144 HOW WAS EVERYTHING HERE? 464 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,805 OH, LITTLE ONES ARE SAFELY IN BED. 465 00:18:57,807 --> 00:18:59,407 JUST LIKE YOU TWO SHOULD BE. 466 00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:00,909 ( both chuckle ) 467 00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:03,870 WOW. I'M IMPRESSED. 468 00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:05,853 WHOLE EVENING, NO TROUBLE. 469 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,445 MM-HMM. ONE IN A ROW. 470 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,718 THANKS, GUYS. 471 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,780 YOU'RE THE BEST. MWAH! 472 00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:12,851 - ALL RIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 473 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:13,852 GOOD NIGHT. 474 00:19:15,725 --> 00:19:16,725 ( sighs ) 475 00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:18,626 IT WORKED. TOLD YOU. 476 00:19:18,628 --> 00:19:19,788 WAIT A MINUTE. 477 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,590 SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT. 478 00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:25,602 REALLY? EVERYTHING LOOKS FINE TO ME. 479 00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:28,895 IF ANYTHING, IT LOOKS MORE NORMAL THAN USUAL. 480 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,670 THIS... 481 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,672 BELONGS HERE. 482 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,583 - OH. - YEAH. 483 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,675 THAT'S BETTER. 484 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,746 THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER. 485 00:19:37,747 --> 00:19:39,247 HEY. GOOD EYE, MOM. 486 00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:43,751 LUCKY FOR YOU TWO, I HATED THAT YELLOW COUCH. 487 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:51,720 Well, Charlie, 488 00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:54,391 I went on my first ever not date. 489 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,404 And I got to say, 490 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,866 not bad. 491 00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,727 ( giggles ) 492 00:19:59,729 --> 00:20:02,869 In fact, very not bad. 493 00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:05,202 I guess you could say 494 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,884 old Teddy Duncan is back in the saddle. 495 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:10,408 ( chuckles ) 496 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,880 I reckon. 497 00:20:14,744 --> 00:20:16,424 - Hey, Teddy. - Hi, Dad. 498 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,886 Oh. 499 00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:20,747 By the way, the family's got a little pool going. 500 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,420 "When will dad notice the new old couch?" 501 00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:26,895 Something wrong, Dad? 502 00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:27,896 Yep. 503 00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:29,757 It's the couch. 504 00:20:33,863 --> 00:20:35,873 I'm always losing my phone in it. 505 00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,737 Man, sometimes I can be so clueless. 506 00:20:42,872 --> 00:20:44,742 Hmm. You heard the man. 507 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,245 Good luck, Charlie. 508 00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:54,652 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE BEING BLOWN OFF. 509 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,734 AGAIN. 510 00:20:55,725 --> 00:20:57,655 I KNOW. ESPECIALLY BY THEM. 511 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,327 THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE GONNA STAY HOME TONIGHT 512 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:01,760 AND GO TO BED EARLY. 513 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,661 MAYBE WE'RE WRONG. 514 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,692 MAYBE IT'S NOT THEM. 515 00:21:08,998 --> 00:21:10,668 OH, IT'S THEM. COME ON. 516 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:13,671 WELL WELL WELL. 517 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,353 HOW'S BEDTIME GOING? 518 00:21:15,345 --> 00:21:17,605 HI, MOMMY. 519 00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:19,677 YOU GUYS ARE BLOWING US OFF. 520 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,609 NO. WE LOVE YOU GUYS. 521 00:21:22,812 --> 00:21:24,652 Both: OHH. 522 00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:25,724 WHAT WERE WE THINKING? 523 00:21:25,715 --> 00:21:26,855 THEY LOVE US. 524 00:21:26,856 --> 00:21:29,056 OH, OF COURSE THEY DO. 525 00:21:29,058 --> 00:21:31,858 HEY, ENJOY YOUR DINNER, KIDS, OKAY? 526 00:21:34,063 --> 00:21:36,073 DO YOU THINK THEY BOUGHT IT? 527 00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:37,395 YEP! 34769

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