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WHY IS THERE TWO CAKES?
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BECAUSE YOU AND TOBY
SHARE A BIRTHDAY,
REMEMBER?
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I DON'T LIKE THAT.
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WELL, MAYBE IT'LL BE
DIFFERENT NEXT YEAR.
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HOW CAN IT BE DIFFERENT
NEXT YEAR? WON'T THEY ALWAYS--
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PJ, LOOK!
PRETTY BALLOON.
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OHH, THAT IS NICE.
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YOU KNOW, CHARLIE, YOU'RE
ALSO HAVING ANOTHER PARTY
AT PRESCHOOL.
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IT'S BIRTHDAY DAY
ON FRIDAY.
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IS THAT PARTY GONNA BE
JUST FOR ME?
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OF COURSE IT MIGHT.
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HEY, HONEY,
YOU NEED ANY HELP
WITH THE PRESCHOOL PARTY?
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NOPE. FIVE KIDS.
GOT IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE.
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AND... THAT'S WHY I OFFERED.
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AHH, COME ON, A FEW CUPCAKES,
COUPLE PARTY HATS.
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BA-BAM--
CHILDHOOD MEMORY, DONE.
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COME ON, TOBY,
EAT SOME CAKE.
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WE GOTTA GET A PICTURE OF YOU
WITH CAKE SMUSHED ALL OVER
YOUR FACE, BUDDY.
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EVERYBODY ELSE HAS ONE.
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I DON'T REMEMBER
SEEING A PICTURE OF
ME WITH SMUSHED CAKE.
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UH, ALMOST EVERYBODY.
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LEFT OUT AGAIN, REALLY?
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WELL-- WELL, THAT ENDS NOW.
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( inhales )
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All: OHH!
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TAKE THE PICTURE.
THIS IS ADORABLE.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I LIVE HERE.
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IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.
SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN SCHOOL?
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK?
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LOOK, SOMETIMES
I DON'T LIKE
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USING THE BATHROOM AT--
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THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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( sighs )
ALL RIGHT.
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TRUTH IS I GOT INTO TROUBLE.
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I PUNCHED OUT BRYCE JENKINS,
THE TOUGHEST KID IN SCHOOL.
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WHOA, YOU GOT
INTO A FIGHT...
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AND WON?
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IT WASN'T A FIGHT.
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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I WAS REALLY TIRED.
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I YAWNED.
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LIKE-- LIKE THIS.
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JUST AS BRYCE WAS WALKING BY.
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YEAH, PRINCIPAL SEES BRYCE
ON THE FLOOR,
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I GET SENT HOME.
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DIDN'T YOU EXPLAIN
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT?
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I TRIED.
NOBODY BELIEVED ME.
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MAN, YOU TELL 300 LIES...
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
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TOMORROW YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE
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AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CLEAR ALL THIS UP.
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- AND APOLOGIZE TO
BRYCE AS WELL.
- YEAH, I WILL.
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WELL, GOTTA HEAD BACK
TO THE TRIPLE B-G.
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THE WHAT?
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BOB'S BUGS-BE-GONE.
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IT'S JUST KIND OF A MORE HIP,
HAPPENIN' WAY OF SAYING IT.
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IS IT?
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OH, THANKS SO MUCH FOR
LETTING ME BORROW THIS, AMY.
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MY CAKE PAN WAS
GETTING WORN OUT.
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SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
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"WHO WOULD HAVE ONE
THAT'S NEVER BEEN USED?"
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WELL, UH, AS LONG AS
YOU'RE REPLACING THINGS
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THAT ARE WORN OUT,
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW
A DRESS?
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ANYHOO...
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I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO BIRTHDAY DAY AT PRESCHOOL.
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
DEEDEE AND CHARLIE WERE
BORN IN THE SAME MONTH.
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THE WAY IT WORKS IS:
WE EACH GET 15 MINUTES
TO HONOR OUR LITTLE TYKES.
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YEAH, I HAVE FIVE KIDS.
I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
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WELL, MY 15 MINUTES ARE
GONNA BE QUITE SOMETHIN'.
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YEAH, MINE TOO.
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I JUST DON'T WANNA BE
ONE OF THOSE LAZY MOMS
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WHO JUST GETS SOME
STORE-BOUGHT CUPCAKES
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AND A COUPLE OF SAD HATS.
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YEAH, THOSE MOMS ARE SO LAME.
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HEY, MOM. GOT CHARLIE'S
CUPCAKES AND PARTY HATS.
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THAT'S-- THAT'S FOR
A DIFFERENT CHARLIE.
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- OH, REALLY?
- YES.
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WHO'S THIS CHARLIE?
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THAT IS A-- WE HAVE--
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HAVE A CAT.
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AND THE CAT IS ALSO
NAMED CHARLIE.
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AND IT IS ALSO...
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CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY.
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HERE, KITTY KITTY KITTY.
( kisses )
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COME HERE, CHARLIE GIRL.
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COME HERE. COME HERE.
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THAT WAS SAD.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME.
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WE FINALLY GET A CAT
AND THEN WE LOSE IT?
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( school bell rings )
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THERE HE IS!
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WHAT'S ALL THIS?
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DUDE, YOU'RE A HERO!
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- I AM?
- YEAH, YOU TOOK DOWN
BRYCE JENKINS.
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OHH, THE PUNCH--
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HI, GABE.
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HI, GIRL WHO'S NEVER
TALKED TO ME BEFORE.
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I'M NATALIE.
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SO BRAVE.
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YEAH, SO WHAT HAPPENED?
HOW DID IT GO DOWN?
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OH, GUYS, LOOK,
THE TRUTH IS
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I WAS JUST REALLY TIRED...
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OF-- OF BRYCE'S ATTITUDE.
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SO I DECIDED
ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH.
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THAT'S WHEN I BROUGHT
THE HAMMER DOWN.
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THIS IS THE HAMMER;
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THESE ARE THE NAILS.
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All: OOH...
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( telephone rings )
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BOB'S BUGS-BE-GONE.
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YEAH, SURE.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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ANTS IN THE KITCHEN--
EWW, THAT'S GROSS!
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YES, I AM NEW.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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( door opens )
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OKAY, UM...
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I'LL HAVE SOMEBODY CALL YOU.
JUST IN THE MEANWHILE,
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GO TO A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.
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JUST GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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- HEY, TEDDY.
- HI, BEAU.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- UH, WELL,
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MY DAD'S HAVING ME HELP OUT
AND ANSWER PHONES
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WHILE HE'S TRAINING YOU.
SO...
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ARE YOU TRAINED YET?
'CAUSE THIS IS KINDA BORING.
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( cellphone ringing )
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EXCUSE ME,
I GOTTA TAKE THIS.
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HEY, JULIE, LISTEN.
I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
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I'M AT WORK.
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YES, I GOT YOUR TEXT
AND YOUR E-MAIL
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AND YOUR TEXT
ABOUT YOUR E-MAIL.
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HEY, CAN YOU HOLD ON
A SECOND? MY BOSS NEEDS
TO TELL ME SOMETHING.
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( mouthing )
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( clears throat )
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( gruff voice )
BEAU, GET OVER HERE!
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WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY.
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LOOK,
I REALLY GOTTA GO.
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OKAY, I WILL.
I PROMISE.
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OKAY, BYE.
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THANK YOU.
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( normal voice ) NO PROBLEM.
SO, WHO WAS THAT?
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JULIE, MY GIRLFRIEND
BACK IN TENNESSEE.
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SHE'S HAVING A HARD TIME
WITH THE LONG DISTANCE THING.
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YEAH, THAT CAN BE TOUGH.
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( cellphone rings )
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( exhales )
IT'S HER AGAIN.
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- ( cellphone beeps )
- VOICEMAIL.
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YOU ARE AT WORK, RIGHT?
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( telephone rings )
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BOB'S BUGS-BE--
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IT'S FOR YOU.
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TOBY, WHERE'S YOUR TRAIN?
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OH, HE DIDN'T GET ONE.
I JUST GAVE HIM THE BOX.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BOX
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY?
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YEAH. AFTER FIVE KIDS
YOU LEARN
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THEY'RE ALWAYS MORE EXCITED
ABOUT THE BOX.
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I SEE.
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SO IS THE TRAIN
STILL AVAILABLE OR... ?
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HONEY, I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
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I NEED YOUR HELP.
HAVE A SEAT.
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I NEED YOU TO HELP ME
COME UP WITH SOME IDEAS
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FOR CHARLIE'S
PRESCHOOL PARTY.
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THE OBJECTIVE HERE:
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BLOW DEBBIE DOOLEY
OUT OF THE WATER!
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WOW, MOM, YOU KINDA MAKE IT
SOUND LIKE A BATTLE PLAN.
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OH, GOOD.
THAT'S COMING THROUGH?
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( mouthing )
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THE IDEA IS:
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WE GO FIRST,
WE GO BIG, WE GO LOUD.
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( squeals )
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WHEN CHARLIE'S PART
OF THE PARTY IS OVER,
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LITTLE DEEDEE ISN'T EVEN
GONNA WANT A BIRTHDAY.
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ISN'T THAT A LITTLE EXTREME?
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WELL, IT'S JUST A GOAL.
I'M NOT SAYING WE'LL GET THERE.
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OKAY, BRAINSTORMING TIME.
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MM, I HAVE TO WARN YOU,
BRAINSTORMING'S NOT
REALLY MY THING.
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IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY UP HERE.
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PJ, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.
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BESIDES, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S HOME.
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OKAY.
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THROW OUT SOME IDEAS.
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING.
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- WHAT YOU GOT?
- UM...
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KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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- GOING BIG.
- AN ELEPHANT.
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- LITTLE SMALLER.
- A BABY ELEPHANT.
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- GOOD!
- YOU LIKE THE BABY ELEPHANT?
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NO. IT'S GOOD THAT WE'RE
GETTING THE BAD IDEAS OUT
OF THE WAY.
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UH, GABE, THERE YOU ARE.
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BRYCE IS LOOKING FOR YOU.
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- HE IS?
- YEAH.
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HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
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YEAH, WELL, TELL BRYCE
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I'LL BE RIGHT HERE
WAITING FOR HIM.
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- YEAH.
- YEAH. OKAY.
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( sputtering )
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HEY, I THOUGHT YOU AND MY DAD
WEREN'T COMING BACK UNTIL LATER.
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YEAH, WELL, THERE WAS
KIND OF AN... INCIDENT.
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I SET OFF A BUG BOMB
AND THEN I GOT A TEXT.
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AND THEN HE ANSWERED THE TEXT
RATHER THAN SAY,
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"YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS, BOB."
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AGAIN, I'M REALLY SORRY,
MR. DUNCAN.
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HEY, A LITTLE POISON
NEVER KILLED ANYBODY.
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OH, YEAH, IT DID.
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UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GONNA GO HOME
AND GET CLEANED UP.
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- LET ME GUESS...
- ( door closes )
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...THE TEXT WAS FROM
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
227
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YEAH. THIS IS GETTING
TO BE TOO MUCH.
228
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NOW IT'S AFFECTING MY JOB.
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WELL, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
230
00:10:42,412 --> 00:10:45,052
IT'S NOT MUCH OF A JOB.
231
00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:49,016
THAT'S IT.
I GOTTA BREAK UP WITH HER.
232
00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:50,249
AND THIS TIME
IT'S GONNA STICK.
233
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,320
THIS TIME?
234
00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:52,851
I TRIED TO BREAK UP
WITH JULIE
235
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,863
BEFORE I MOVED HERE.
236
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,855
BUT AS SOON AS I STARTED,
HER EYES GOT ALL MISTY
237
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,187
AND HER BOTTOM LIP
POPPED OUT.
238
00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:01,930
NEXT THING I KNOW
I'M MAKING HER A MIXTAPE.
239
00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:05,673
WELL, GOOD LUCK.
240
00:11:06,837 --> 00:11:07,897
I NEED HELP.
241
00:11:09,399 --> 00:11:10,899
- FROM YOU.
- ME?
242
00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,141
WHAT CAN I DO?
243
00:11:12,142 --> 00:11:13,972
YOU CAN PRETEND
TO BE JULIE.
244
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,154
I'LL TRY AND BREAK UP
WITH YOU,
245
00:11:15,145 --> 00:11:16,845
AND YOU TRY AND TALK ME
OUT OF IT.
246
00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:19,007
OOH, HEY!
LUCKY FOR YOU,
247
00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:21,909
I DO AN AMAZING
SOUTHERN ACCENT.
248
00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:24,253
THAT REALLY WON'T
BE NECESSARY.
249
00:11:24,254 --> 00:11:25,794
( Southern accent )
HOWDY, BEAU.
250
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,416
HOW'S YOUR MAMA AND THEM?
251
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:29,989
TEDDY, I DON'T--
252
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,690
TEDDY? WHO'S TEDDY?
253
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,032
I'M JULIE,
THE FLOWER OF THE SOUTH.
254
00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:41,768
OR MAYBE YOU CAN JUST
BE THERE TO SUPPORT ME
WHEN I BREAK UP WITH HER.
255
00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:43,102
QUIETLY.
256
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,013
WITH NO ACCENT.
257
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,005
ALL RIGHT, SUGAR.
258
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,307
LET ME KNOW
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
259
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,811
OKAY.
260
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:53,913
BUT I WON'T.
261
00:11:59,149 --> 00:12:01,849
OKAY-- DRY RUN
FOR CHARLIE'S PARTY.
262
00:12:01,852 --> 00:12:03,152
LET'S TAKE IT
FROM THE TOP.
263
00:12:03,153 --> 00:12:05,163
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
264
00:12:05,155 --> 00:12:07,395
YOU'VE SEEN HER AT ONE,
YOU'VE SEEN HER AT TWO,
265
00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:10,927
AGAIN AT THREE
AND NOW CHARLIE DUNCAN...
266
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:14,001
IS FOUR!
267
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:22,138
- GREAT.
- I SHOULD HAVE SUNGLASSES.
268
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,952
OOH, NICE TOUCH.
WE'LL GET THOSE.
269
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,115
OKAY, ONCE SHE GETS
TO THE CENTER OF THE ROOM,
270
00:12:27,117 --> 00:12:28,117
YOU GO FOR THE BIG FINISH.
271
00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:34,992
LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR
UNDERSTANDING OF "BIG FINISH."
272
00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:37,985
I'M STILL WAITING
FOR MY GLASSES.
273
00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:43,361
OKAY OKAY, THIS IS GOOD.
BUT IS IT ENOUGH?
274
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,103
I FEEL LIKE WE NEED
ONE MORE THING.
275
00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:47,797
HI, HON'.
276
00:12:48,939 --> 00:12:50,869
A CLOWN.
WE NEED A CLOWN.
277
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,112
NO, IT'S OKAY.
NOT LIFE-THREATENING.
278
00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,275
BUT THANKS FOR THE CONCERN.
279
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,349
OH, NO NO NO NO.
YOU'RE NOT TRACKING THAT STUFF
280
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,350
THROUGH MY HOUSE.
281
00:13:01,351 --> 00:13:03,081
HOW ELSE AM I GONNA
GET CLEANED UP?
282
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,423
CHARLIE, HONEY,
TAKE YOUR FATHER TO THE BACKYARD
283
00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:07,215
AND HOSE HIM DOWN.
284
00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:09,787
COME ON, DADDY.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
285
00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:17,896
( school bell ringing )
286
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,969
DUNCAN!
287
00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:28,075
( nervously )
HEY, BRYCE.
288
00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:30,138
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
289
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:33,110
HEY, THAT IS THE FIRST
I'M HEARING OF THAT.
290
00:13:34,284 --> 00:13:36,554
THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO DO.
291
00:13:36,546 --> 00:13:39,086
OKAY, JUST GET IT OVER WITH.
292
00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:40,389
( inhales sharply )
293
00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:43,452
DUDE, I'M NOT GONNA HIT YOU.
294
00:13:43,453 --> 00:13:44,823
I JUST WANNA THANK YOU.
295
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,004
FOR WHAT?
296
00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:48,296
I'M NOT THE TOUGHEST KID
IN SCHOOL ANYMORE.
297
00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:49,828
( sighs )
WHAT A RELIEF.
298
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,959
I'M FREE TO BE ME.
299
00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:53,001
I CAN FINALLY JOIN
THE BOOK CLUB,
300
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,303
TAKE MODERN DANCE.
301
00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:58,405
ALL THE THINGS YOU USED TO
BEAT PEOPLE UP FOR.
302
00:13:58,408 --> 00:14:00,938
- IRONIC, HUH?
- YEAH.
303
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,571
I WOULDN'T
WANNA BE YOU, THOUGH.
304
00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:04,572
NOW THAT YOU'RE
THE TOUGHEST KID,
305
00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:07,154
EVERYONE'S GONNA WANT
A PIECE OF YOU.
306
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,047
THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.
307
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,919
HERE'S A TIP:
308
00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:12,951
MAKE SURE THE NURSE
KNOWS YOUR BLOOD TYPE.
309
00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:20,288
OH! OW!
310
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,630
OH, HE PUNCHED ME!
NOAH PUNCHED ME!
311
00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:26,472
- WHAT?
- NOAH NIXON'S NOW
THE TOUGHEST KID IN SCHOOL!
312
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,468
GLAD THAT'S OVER.
313
00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:34,913
JUST STAY STRONG.
314
00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:36,245
YOU CAN DO THIS.
315
00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:38,976
( key clacks )
316
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,609
( exhales )
HEY, JULIE.
317
00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:42,950
- Hi, Darling.
- HEY, LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING
318
00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:44,053
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU.
319
00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:45,964
Have you been getting
my messages?
320
00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:47,256
Because the girl who
answers the phone
321
00:14:47,257 --> 00:14:48,587
doesn't seem very smart.
322
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,972
LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS A LOT.
323
00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:58,196
NOW THAT WE'RE SO FAR APART,
IT'S TOUGH, SO--
324
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,998
You're moving back home?!
325
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,970
NO, I'M NOT MOVING BACK HOME.
326
00:15:01,972 --> 00:15:04,942
LOOK, I'M CALLING TO TELL YOU
THAT I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP.
327
00:15:04,935 --> 00:15:06,575
What?
328
00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:08,306
You're dumping me?
329
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,478
( voice breaking )
I can't believe this.
330
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,580
( exhales )
331
00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:13,311
OH, COME ON.
DON'T DO THAT.
332
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,323
NOT THE LIP.
PLEASE NOT THE LIP.
333
00:15:16,386 --> 00:15:18,546
OKAY, MAYBE WE CAN
MAKE THIS WORK.
334
00:15:18,548 --> 00:15:19,618
N-NO.
335
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,452
JULIE, HI.
I'M TEDDY.
336
00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:26,134
UM...
337
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,026
PUT THE LIP AWAY, SWEETIE.
IT'S NOT GONNA WORK ON ME.
338
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,060
Who are you?
339
00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:32,531
I WORK WITH BEAU.
340
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,032
I TAKE THE MESSAGES.
341
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,214
AND I HAPPEN TO THINK
I'M VERY SMART,
342
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,366
BUT MAYBE THAT DOESN'T
COME ACROSS OVER THE PHONE.
343
00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:41,970
Are you trying to steal
my boyfriend?
344
00:15:41,972 --> 00:15:43,472
NO! NO NO NO NO NO.
345
00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:45,653
NOT AT ALL.
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
346
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,975
IN FACT, I JUST WENT THROUGH
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH--
347
00:15:47,978 --> 00:15:50,648
A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
THAT DIDN'T WORK.
348
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:54,990
UNTIL WE BOTH DECIDED
THAT WE HAD TO MAKE
A TOUGH CHOICE.
349
00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:58,025
WE HAD TO BE MATURE
AND LET EACH OTHER GO.
350
00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:02,060
Who are you again?
351
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,073
LOOK, I KNOW IT'S HARD NOW,
352
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,395
BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
353
00:16:06,396 --> 00:16:08,966
YOU GOT A LOT GOING FOR YOU.
YOU'RE PRETTY,
354
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,968
YOU SEEM NICE
355
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,300
AND YOU GOT THAT CUTE
SOUTHERN ACCENT.
356
00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:15,613
You really think
I'll be okay?
357
00:16:15,605 --> 00:16:17,445
ABSOLUTELY.
358
00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:21,147
HEY, AND, UH...
SPEAKING OF SOUTHERN ACCENTS,
359
00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,981
I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG,
BUT I HAPPEN TO THINK
360
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,623
I DO A PRETTY
GOOD ONE MYSELF.
361
00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:27,055
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT?
362
00:16:27,057 --> 00:16:28,317
No, thank you.
363
00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:31,318
- But I appreciate you
making this easier.
- OKAY.
364
00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:32,521
( Southern accent )
WE'LL Y'ALL HAVE A
REAL GOOD--
365
00:16:32,522 --> 00:16:33,522
( key clacks )
366
00:16:33,523 --> 00:16:35,073
( normal voice )
OH.
367
00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:37,225
AND SHE'S GONE.
368
00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:39,297
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
369
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,999
I DID IT.
370
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,170
WELL, WE DID IT.
371
00:16:45,075 --> 00:16:47,175
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
372
00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:48,677
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH,
TEDDY.
373
00:16:48,678 --> 00:16:50,338
I'M GLAD I COULD HELP.
374
00:16:58,488 --> 00:17:00,648
I SHOULD PROBABLY...
375
00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:02,550
GET OUT TO THE JOB.
376
00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:05,022
YEAH.
AND I-- I SHOULD...
377
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,104
GET BACK OVER HERE.
378
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:17,114
( exhales deeply )
379
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,370
OKAY, EVERYBODY.
KIDS,
380
00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:25,722
IT'S TIME FOR CHARLIE'S
SUPER-INCREDIBLE...
381
00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:28,545
AMAZING PARTY!
382
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,218
AND THE OTHER ONE.
383
00:17:32,082 --> 00:17:34,722
OKAY, CHARLIE,
THIS IS YOUR BIG MOMENT.
384
00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:36,234
LET'S SEE THE WAVE.
385
00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:39,758
REMEMBER, SWIVEL THE WRIST.
386
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,759
IT'S LIKE SCREWING IN
A LIGHT BULB.
387
00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:46,695
OKAY.
388
00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:48,766
IT'S GO TIME.
389
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,568
MOM, WAIT. LOOK.
390
00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:53,641
DEEDEE LOOKS SAD.
391
00:17:53,643 --> 00:17:54,843
SHE SURE DOES.
392
00:17:54,844 --> 00:17:56,214
YEAH.
393
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:58,076
IT'S REALLY
BRINGING ME DOWN.
394
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,207
EXCUSE ME, HONEY.
COULD YOU MOVE OUT
OF THE DOORWAY?
395
00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:01,580
GRAND ENTRANCE
COMING THROUGH.
396
00:18:02,752 --> 00:18:05,692
CAN DEEDEE RIDE
IN THE CAR WITH ME?
397
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,516
IT WOULD BE
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
398
00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:10,488
NO NO NO NO NO!
THIS IS NOT ABOUT
DOING THE RIGHT THING.
399
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,360
THIS IS ABOUT WINNING.
400
00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:14,862
THINK ABOUT WHAT
YOU'RE TEACHING CHARLIE.
401
00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:17,104
AND I MEAN HER,
NOT THE CAT.
402
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,768
OKAY, FINE.
403
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,142
I ALWAYS HATE THIS PART.
404
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,236
MAY I PRESENT TO YOU
405
00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:30,708
CHARLIE AND DEEDEE!
406
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,710
THE BIRTHDAY GIRLS!
407
00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:41,149
WAVE, DEEDEE, WAVE.
408
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,834
( cheering )
409
00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:51,258
THANKS FOR
INCLUDING DEEDEE.
410
00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:53,531
- THAT WAS NICE.
- OH, WELL,
411
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,213
YOU KNOW ME.
412
00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:57,835
ALWAYS TAKING THE HIGH ROAD.
413
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,807
THAT'S ONE WAY TO GO.
414
00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:01,309
HERE'S ANOTHER.
415
00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:03,611
HEY, EVERYBODY.
416
00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:07,853
I'VE GOT A SPECIAL SURPRISE
FOR DEEDEE'S BIRTHDAY.
417
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,347
LOOK OUTSIDE!
418
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,849
- OHH!
- ( kids cheering )
419
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,380
( elephant roars )
420
00:19:13,383 --> 00:19:14,523
A BABY ELEPHANT!
421
00:19:14,524 --> 00:19:17,364
I KNEW THAT WAS
A GOOD IDEA!
422
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,857
COME ON, EVERYONE.
423
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,158
ELEPHANT RIDES
ON THE PLAYGROUND!
424
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,160
( all cheering )
425
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,267
WELL, AT LEAST YOU HAVE
THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING
426
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,270
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
427
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,271
YEAH. THAT'S TRUE.
428
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,254
WHY DON'T I FEEL BETTER?
429
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,677
I'M PROUD OF YOU, MOM.
430
00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:41,649
THANKS.
431
00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:42,811
YEAH, I GOT NOTHIN'.
432
00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:45,864
WELL, I'M GONNA GO USE
THE RESTROOM
433
00:19:45,855 --> 00:19:46,815
AND THEN I'LL HELP YOU
CLEAN UP ALL THIS.
434
00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:48,856
- OKAY. THANKS, HONEY.
- MM-HMM.
435
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,960
( sighs deeply )
436
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,826
( elephant roars )
437
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,830
WHOO-HOO!
438
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:12,839
Well, Charlie,
you'll always remember
your fourth birthday.
439
00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:16,222
That's the one where
they couldn't get PJ
off the elephant.
440
00:20:18,548 --> 00:20:20,888
I missed it, though.
I was at Dad's office
441
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:22,890
breaking up with
Beau's girlfriend.
442
00:20:24,294 --> 00:20:26,304
So, now he's single.
443
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,697
Why did I smile
when I said that?
444
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,000
Why... ( giggles )
445
00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:33,861
why am I still smiling?
446
00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:37,765
Amy:
Ladies and gentlemen,
447
00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:40,267
- presenting...
- ( sighs )
448
00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:42,270
...dinner!
449
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,784
She hasn't put that thing
down all day.
450
00:20:47,777 --> 00:20:50,617
In this corner,
weighing in at six
and a half pounds,
451
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:54,280
everybody's favorite,
baked chicken!
452
00:20:54,284 --> 00:20:58,294
And in this corner,
it's the lean, green
fighting machine...
453
00:20:58,288 --> 00:20:59,788
salad!
454
00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:02,860
Tonight's meal will
be refereed by...
455
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,692
applesauce!
456
00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:09,867
Wish us good luck, Charlie.
457
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,675
OKAY, CHARLIE.
458
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,678
MAKE A WISH.
459
00:21:22,612 --> 00:21:23,652
CHARLIE!
460
00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:25,893
YOU BRING YOUR BROTHER
BACK RIGHT NOW!
461
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,585
OKAY.
462
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,588
( laughs )
463
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,622
THANK YOU.
NOW I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU
464
00:21:34,624 --> 00:21:36,634
ONE MORE CHANCE,
YOUNG LADY.
465
00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:39,726
AND THIS TIME MAKE IT
A NICE WISH.
466
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,483
CHARLIE DUNCAN,
THAT WAS VERY NAUGHTY.
467
00:21:46,476 --> 00:21:48,306
DO YOU WANNA GO
WHERE MOMMY IS?
468
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,510
NO.
469
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,523
( stammering )
I-- I WAS JUST--
470
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,715
I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED YOUR PRESENTS.
471
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,687
( babbles )
472
00:21:58,688 --> 00:22:00,648
AND TOBY'S PRESENTS.
473
00:22:02,592 --> 00:22:04,552
AND ANYTHING ELSE
THAT YOU WANTED.
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WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG
JUST FINE.
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