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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,108 OKAY, CHARLIE. LET'S GO. 2 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,611 TIME FOR DADDY TO TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL. 3 00:00:13,144 --> 00:00:14,524 FORGETTING SOMETHING, BOB? 4 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,185 UM-- UH, KEYS, WALLET, PHONE. 5 00:00:17,188 --> 00:00:18,348 NO, I'M GOOD. 6 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,051 HOW ABOUT YOUR PANTS? 7 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:26,064 YOU'RE NOT TAKING CHARLIE TO SCHOOL IN YOUR BATHROBE. 8 00:00:26,057 --> 00:00:28,527 HONEY, IT'S LITTLE DOLPHINS PRESCHOOL. 9 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,729 IT'S NOT BUCKINGHAM PALACE. 10 00:00:31,062 --> 00:00:32,062 GO CHANGE. 11 00:00:32,063 --> 00:00:33,703 I HAVEN'T SHOWERED YET. 12 00:00:33,704 --> 00:00:36,074 THEN I GOTTA GET DRESSED, TAKE CHARLIE, 13 00:00:36,067 --> 00:00:37,537 COME BACK, GET UNDRESSED, 14 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,508 SHOWER, THEN GET DRESSED ALL OVER AGAIN. 15 00:00:40,511 --> 00:00:43,271 YOU MEAN LIKE A REGULAR PERSON? 16 00:00:43,274 --> 00:00:45,124 HEY, HE'S PLANNING ON TAKING A SHOWER. 17 00:00:45,116 --> 00:00:46,376 LET'S NOT PUSH IT. 18 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,218 TEDDY, YOU WANT A RIDE? 19 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:53,650 YEAH, BUT YOU CAN DROP ME OFF A BLOCK AWAY. 20 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:54,634 ME TOO. 21 00:01:00,791 --> 00:01:02,561 - BYE. - BYE. 22 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,673 HEY, GUYS. 23 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,365 HEY, HONEY. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 24 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:07,497 I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 25 00:01:07,498 --> 00:01:09,668 ( deeply sighs ) AGAIN? 26 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,600 YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE, I'D LIKE TO JUST DROP OFF MY DIRTIES, 27 00:01:12,603 --> 00:01:14,483 EAT THE BREAKFAST YOU MAKE FOR ME 28 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:16,475 AND LEAVE WITH MY CLOTHES CLEAN AND FOLDED. 29 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,610 I'LL PASS THAT ON TO THE STAFF. 30 00:01:20,611 --> 00:01:21,851 OKAY, LOOK, 31 00:01:21,852 --> 00:01:24,222 I NEED YOU TO TAKE TOBY TO THE PLAYGROUND LATER. 32 00:01:24,215 --> 00:01:25,215 AND YOU'RE GOING TOO. 33 00:01:25,216 --> 00:01:26,456 WHY ME? 34 00:01:26,457 --> 00:01:27,617 BECAUSE YOUR BROTHER HAS 35 00:01:27,618 --> 00:01:28,788 A BAD RECORD WITH BABIES. 36 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,319 ( scoffs ) 37 00:01:30,321 --> 00:01:31,561 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 38 00:01:31,562 --> 00:01:33,562 OH, COME ON. YOU LOST CHARLIE. 39 00:01:33,564 --> 00:01:34,704 TWICE. 40 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:35,865 YOU RACED CHARLIE. 41 00:01:35,866 --> 00:01:37,526 TWICE. 42 00:01:37,528 --> 00:01:39,368 AND THOSE ARE THE THINGS I KNOW ABOUT. 43 00:01:41,132 --> 00:01:42,832 WHEN DID I BECOME THE RESPONSIBLE ONE? 44 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:44,843 OH, HONEY, YOU DIDN'T. I'M JUST OUT OF OPTIONS. 45 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:48,537 WHAT ABOUT THAT STAFF YOU MENTIONED? 46 00:01:50,141 --> 00:01:52,841 ( rock music playing ) 47 00:01:52,843 --> 00:01:54,653 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 48 00:01:54,645 --> 00:01:56,415 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 49 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:59,287 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 50 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:01,190 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 51 00:02:01,192 --> 00:02:02,592 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 52 00:02:02,593 --> 00:02:04,663 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 53 00:02:06,257 --> 00:02:09,357 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 54 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,530 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 55 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,543 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 56 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,235 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 57 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,907 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 58 00:02:18,909 --> 00:02:20,739 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 59 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,541 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 60 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:25,483 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 61 00:02:25,476 --> 00:02:27,716 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 62 00:02:27,718 --> 00:02:31,548 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 63 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:35,492 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 64 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:39,287 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 65 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,641 FAR ENOUGH. 66 00:02:52,643 --> 00:02:54,713 WELL, DON'T YOU WANT ME TO COME IN WITH YOU? 67 00:02:54,705 --> 00:02:56,305 NO, THANK YOU. 68 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,379 MR. DUNCAN. 69 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:02,251 HEY, TEACHER EMMA! 70 00:03:02,253 --> 00:03:03,583 IT'S "DIRECTOR" NOW. 71 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,694 AND IT'S EMILY. 72 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,216 OH, WOW, LOOK AT THAT. THEY EVEN PROMOTED YOUR NAME. 73 00:03:08,219 --> 00:03:09,519 - YEAH. - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, 74 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,660 DIRECTOR EMILY. 75 00:03:10,661 --> 00:03:12,391 UH-- I HATE 76 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,333 TO ASK YOU THIS. 77 00:03:14,325 --> 00:03:16,465 YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE IN A BATHROBE, RIGHT? 78 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,328 I WAS JUST DROPPING CHARLIE OFF. 79 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:20,670 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M IN, I'M OUT, 80 00:03:20,671 --> 00:03:21,931 YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE. 81 00:03:21,932 --> 00:03:24,442 OH, BUT I DO KNOW YOU'RE HERE. 82 00:03:24,435 --> 00:03:27,205 AND YOU'RE IN VIOLATION OF OUR DRESS CODE. 83 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,407 YOU'VE GOT A DRESS CODE FOR DROP-OFF? 84 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,240 AND PICK-UP. 85 00:03:31,242 --> 00:03:32,542 WE HAVE RULES HERE. 86 00:03:32,543 --> 00:03:35,393 AND I EXPECT ALL PARENTS TO FOLLOW THEM. 87 00:03:36,687 --> 00:03:38,387 COME ON! 88 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:41,490 I PUT FOUR KIDS THROUGH LITTLE DOLPHINS. 89 00:03:41,492 --> 00:03:43,522 HOW ABOUT CUTTING ME A LITTLE SLACK? 90 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,864 WHAT I'D LIKE TO CUT YOU, MR. DUNCAN... 91 00:03:45,856 --> 00:03:47,856 ARE SOME SLACKS. 92 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,432 ( doorbell ringing ) 93 00:03:54,765 --> 00:03:56,965 HEY, KELSEY. HOW WAS PRACTICE? 94 00:03:56,967 --> 00:03:58,737 NOT GOOD. THERE WAS THIS ACCIDENT, 95 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,239 AND ONE OF THE GIRLS GOT HURT. 96 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,410 OH, NO. 97 00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:02,742 I'D EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, BUT IT INVOLVES 98 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,243 A LOT OF TECHNICAL CHEERLEADING STUFF 99 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,554 YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 100 00:04:06,977 --> 00:04:07,977 WHAT HAPPENED? 101 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:09,518 WE DROPPED HER. 102 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,251 YEAH, SHE'S OKAY. BUT NOW WE HAVE TO 103 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,292 REPLACE HER BEFORE OUR BIG TRIP TO OAHU. 104 00:04:14,285 --> 00:04:15,855 OAHU? 105 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:18,486 YEAH, IT'S WHERE THE NATIONAL CHEERLEADING COMPETITION IS THIS YEAR. 106 00:04:18,489 --> 00:04:20,329 OH, MAN! 107 00:04:20,331 --> 00:04:21,661 I LOVE THAT PLACE. 108 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,492 I WENT THERE WITH MY FAMILY. 109 00:04:23,494 --> 00:04:27,044 I'D LOVE TO GO THERE WITHOUT MY FAMILY. 110 00:04:27,037 --> 00:04:29,397 YEAH, WELL, TRYOUTS ARE LATER. 111 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,600 I COULD TRY OUT. 112 00:04:30,601 --> 00:04:32,601 REALLY? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! 113 00:04:32,603 --> 00:04:34,613 GO-O-O-O TEDDY! 114 00:04:37,348 --> 00:04:38,348 HI, GABE. 115 00:04:38,349 --> 00:04:39,849 HI, KELSEY. 116 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,823 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A CHEERLEADER. 117 00:04:44,815 --> 00:04:47,485 - I AM. AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE MIGHT BE? - HMM? 118 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,060 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE CHEERLEADERS. 119 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:53,461 THEY WERE ALWAYS THE DUMBEST KIDS IN SCHOOL. 120 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,765 NO, GABE. 121 00:04:56,767 --> 00:05:01,427 I SAID THEY'RE THE FUNNEST KIDS IN SCHOOL. 122 00:05:01,432 --> 00:05:03,602 YEAH, WE ARE SUPER FUN. 123 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,314 ( chuckles ) 124 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,335 YOU KNOW THE COACH ACTUALLY TRIED 125 00:05:06,337 --> 00:05:08,477 TO RECRUIT ME TO THE SQUAD FRESHMAN YEAR. 126 00:05:08,479 --> 00:05:09,479 ( chuckles ) 127 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,340 WHY? ( laughs ) 128 00:05:12,343 --> 00:05:16,453 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? IMAGINE ALL THIS IN THAT. 129 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:19,689 NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT. 130 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:20,850 ( sighs ) 131 00:05:25,456 --> 00:05:28,626 ( makes whooshing sounds ) 132 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 ALL RIGHT, SINCE WE HAVE TO BE HERE, 133 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:33,462 CAN WE AT LEAST MAKE THINGS INTERESTING? 134 00:05:33,464 --> 00:05:34,814 HOW ABOUT A BET? 135 00:05:34,805 --> 00:05:36,105 I'M LISTENING. 136 00:05:36,106 --> 00:05:39,406 ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT THIS? 137 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:42,370 I BET YOU CAN'T FIT INTO THIS BABY SWING. 138 00:05:42,373 --> 00:05:43,543 OH, YEAH? 139 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:46,884 WELL, A CHEESEBURGER SAYS I CAN. 140 00:05:46,877 --> 00:05:48,577 - YOU'RE ON. - HOLD ON. 141 00:05:48,579 --> 00:05:49,949 A CHEESEBURGER WITH ONIONS. 142 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,020 FINE. 143 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:52,521 HOLD ON. 144 00:05:52,523 --> 00:05:53,853 AND MUSTARD. 145 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,394 FINE. 146 00:05:55,386 --> 00:05:56,656 AND NOT JUST LIKE PLAIN OL' YELLOW MUSTARD, 147 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:57,657 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE KIND OF MUSTARD THAT-- 148 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:58,958 OKAY, JUST DO IT. 149 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,389 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 150 00:06:03,434 --> 00:06:04,404 ( grunts ) 151 00:06:07,798 --> 00:06:08,798 HANG ON. 152 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,142 OKAY, THIS IS NOT OVER. 153 00:06:14,144 --> 00:06:16,754 I HAVE AN IDEA. 154 00:06:16,747 --> 00:06:18,707 LET'S GO! 155 00:06:18,709 --> 00:06:19,849 FORGETTING SOMETHING? 156 00:06:22,012 --> 00:06:23,852 I KNEW THAT. 157 00:06:23,854 --> 00:06:25,394 YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK I'D FORGET A BABY 158 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,915 THREE TIMES, DO YOU? 159 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,087 LET'S TAKE IT ONE BET AT A TIME. 160 00:06:36,827 --> 00:06:38,167 HEY, GIRLS. 161 00:06:38,168 --> 00:06:39,528 HEY, MOM. 162 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:40,570 WHATCHA DOIN'? 163 00:06:40,571 --> 00:06:42,401 MY FRIEND KELSEY SENT ME THIS VIDEO 164 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,902 OF A CHEERLEADING ROUTINE. 165 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,084 I HAVE TO LEARN IT FOR TRYOUTS. 166 00:06:45,075 --> 00:06:47,435 REALLY? 167 00:06:47,438 --> 00:06:50,078 OKAY, SO I LOOKED THROUGH ALL OF YOUR OLD YEARBOOKS TO CONFIRM 168 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,580 YOU WERE NEVER A CHEERLEADER. 169 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:53,882 THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS. 170 00:06:53,884 --> 00:06:55,894 WELL, HONEY. 171 00:06:55,886 --> 00:06:57,416 YOU KNOW, I HAD TO CHOOSE: 172 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,717 BE ONE OF MANY CHEERLEADERS 173 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,189 OR BE THE MASCOT. 174 00:07:01,191 --> 00:07:03,721 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAMMY THE RAMMY! 175 00:07:05,456 --> 00:07:08,496 CHARLIE, HONEY, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT MY YEARS AS WAMMY THE RAMMY? 176 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,860 COMING! 177 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:18,066 MOM, I'M KIND OF SURPRISED YOU CHOSE MASCOT, 178 00:07:18,068 --> 00:07:20,438 SINCE YOUR FACE WAS HIDDEN UNDER A GIANT HEAD. 179 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,770 MM-HMM. 180 00:07:21,772 --> 00:07:23,112 I STRUGGLED WITH THAT. 181 00:07:24,214 --> 00:07:27,724 BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT THE HEAD COULD FALL OFF... 182 00:07:27,718 --> 00:07:29,718 TWICE A PERFORMANCE. ( chuckles ) 183 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,720 WHICH BECAME MY TRADEMARK. 184 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:32,852 ( clicks tongue ) GOOD LUCK. 185 00:07:38,629 --> 00:07:40,589 IS SHE GONE? 186 00:07:40,591 --> 00:07:42,091 ALL CLEAR, CHARLIE. 187 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,566 Okay, Teddy. Here's the routine. 188 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:48,898 See if you can stay with me. 189 00:07:48,899 --> 00:07:50,569 - ( dance music playing ) - Seven, eight... 190 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,201 Run, run, run, run. 191 00:07:52,202 --> 00:07:54,242 Step, turn, step, turn. 192 00:07:54,244 --> 00:07:56,484 Run, run, run, run. 193 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,006 Step, turn, step, turn. 194 00:07:58,008 --> 00:08:00,048 Step, step, hip, cross. 195 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:01,750 Open, cross, down, up. 196 00:08:01,752 --> 00:08:02,782 Go Rams! 197 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:03,783 ( exhales ) 198 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,124 And that's all there is to it. 199 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,686 PIECE OF CAKE. 200 00:08:09,219 --> 00:08:10,519 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 201 00:08:10,521 --> 00:08:11,861 I'M GOING TO THE MALL TO GET SOME THINGS 202 00:08:11,862 --> 00:08:13,192 FOR OAHU. 203 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,533 THAT'S RIGHT, CHARLIE. 204 00:08:14,525 --> 00:08:17,025 YOUR SISTER'S GOING TO HAWAII! 205 00:08:17,027 --> 00:08:18,027 ( chanting ) HEY HEY! 206 00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:19,128 HOOT HOOT! 207 00:08:19,129 --> 00:08:21,129 I'M OFF TO BUY A BATHING SUIT. 208 00:08:21,131 --> 00:08:23,131 HEY HEY, HOOT HOOT... 209 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:24,203 WHOO! 210 00:08:28,138 --> 00:08:31,178 Now, here's where it get complicated. 211 00:08:34,645 --> 00:08:36,645 ( up-tempo music playing ) 212 00:08:45,556 --> 00:08:48,056 - ( music stops ) - UH-OH. 213 00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:55,113 ( scoffs, chuckles ) 214 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,971 ( scoffs, groans ) 215 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:07,184 OKAY, WHAT'S WITH THE ( grunts ) ...ING? 216 00:09:07,177 --> 00:09:10,177 OH, DIRECTOR EMILY HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM 217 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,180 WITH MY ROBE THIS MORNING. 218 00:09:12,182 --> 00:09:14,052 OH, I'M SORRY, BOB. 219 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,064 I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING BEFORE YOU LEFT. 220 00:09:17,988 --> 00:09:21,158 LOOK, ACCORDING TO THE LITTLE DOLPHINS HANDBOOK, 221 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:24,131 "WHEN DROPPING OFF CHILDREN, 222 00:09:24,134 --> 00:09:26,844 PAJAMAS, LOUNGEWEAR AND SLEEPWEAR 223 00:09:26,837 --> 00:09:28,667 OF ANY KIND 224 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,699 ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED." 225 00:09:30,701 --> 00:09:33,141 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, BOB, OKAY? JUST LET IT GO. 226 00:09:33,143 --> 00:09:35,583 OH, JUST LET IT GO. JUST LIKE THAT. 227 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,275 YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT. 228 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,807 ( exhales ) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 229 00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:40,809 ALL RIGHT, I'LL-- I'LL LET IT GO. 230 00:09:40,811 --> 00:09:42,151 I'M LETTING IT GO. LOOK. 231 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:45,264 ( whispering ) IT'S GONE. 232 00:09:47,117 --> 00:09:48,117 GOOD. 233 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,290 ( scoffs ) OH-HO, NO. 234 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,121 ( grumbling ) 235 00:10:00,731 --> 00:10:03,271 YOU REALLY WANNA WIN THIS BET, DON'T YOU? 236 00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:05,143 IT IS NOW A QUESTION OF HONOR. 237 00:10:05,135 --> 00:10:08,675 YOU'RE BUTTERING YOUR LEGS TO FIT INTO A BABY SWING. 238 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:11,179 HONOR COMES IN MANY FLAVORS. 239 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:16,185 OKAY. 240 00:10:16,186 --> 00:10:17,186 ( grunts ) 241 00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:22,691 UH-HUH. 242 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,104 AHH, YES! 243 00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:27,096 YEAH! 244 00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:28,627 YEAH! 245 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,628 YUP. ( exhales ) 246 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,944 AND I'M STUCK. 247 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,766 STUCK? 248 00:10:37,768 --> 00:10:39,138 ARE YOU SURE? 249 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,639 YUP YUP, I'M SURE. 250 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,811 OKAY, WELL, I-- 251 00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:45,254 I GUESS I SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING. 252 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,745 - HOW ABOUT THIS? - WHAT? 253 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,847 - WHEE! - HEY! ( groans ) 254 00:10:51,121 --> 00:10:52,721 WHEE! 255 00:10:59,129 --> 00:11:01,659 MRS. LUTES, HELLO! 256 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,991 TEDDY DUNCAN. I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED 257 00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:05,874 TO SEE YOUR NAME ON THE SIGN-UP SHEET. 258 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:09,036 WHY? WE'VE TALKED ABOUT CHEERLEADING BEFORE. 259 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:10,699 RIGHT, I REMEMBER THAT CONVERSATION. 260 00:11:10,701 --> 00:11:12,871 I SUGGESTED YOU TRY OUT AND YOU SAID, 261 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,013 "I'LL BECOME A CHEERLEADER WHEN I LOSE 50 I.Q. POINTS." 262 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,009 I SAY SOME CRAZY THINGS. 263 00:11:22,152 --> 00:11:24,862 NO... ( exhales ) I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT 264 00:11:24,855 --> 00:11:26,015 FOR CHEERLEADING NOW. 265 00:11:26,016 --> 00:11:28,686 I'VE SEEN "BRING IT ON" LIKE... 266 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,858 TWICE. 267 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,191 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR BIG TRIP, DOES IT? 268 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,204 YOU'RE TAKING A TRIP? 269 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,866 WAIT. THIS IS THE FIRST I'M HEARING OF THIS. 270 00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,370 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 271 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:45,043 ( sighs deeply ) 272 00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:46,075 HIT IT. 273 00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:48,076 ( dance music playing ) 274 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,180 WHOO! WHOO! 275 00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:55,153 WHOO! WHOO! 276 00:11:58,849 --> 00:12:00,119 - ( music stops ) - GO RAMS! 277 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,022 - ( up-tempo music playing ) - KEEP GOING. 278 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,253 ( music stops ) 279 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,415 ( breathlessly ) GO RAMS! 280 00:12:37,127 --> 00:12:40,327 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW CAN YOU GET IN, BUT NOT OUT? 281 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:44,290 IT'S HOT, AND MY LEGS ARE COOKING WITH ALL THIS BUTTER. 282 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:48,004 THEY'VE SWELLED UP LIKE A COUPLE OF HAIRY HOT DOGS. 283 00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:49,338 ( exhales ) 284 00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:50,299 ( cellphone ringing ) 285 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,343 OH, HEY, MOM. 286 00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:56,514 YEAH, NO-- WE'LL BE HOME SOON. I JUST, UH-- 287 00:12:56,506 --> 00:12:59,206 JUST GOTTA GET THIS KID OUTTA THE SWING. 288 00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:01,179 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON. OKAY, BYE. 289 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,981 ( groans ) DUDE, YOU GOTTA GET ME OUTTA HERE. 290 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,224 I'M LOSING FEELING IN MY HOT DOGS. 291 00:13:07,357 --> 00:13:10,287 MY BUNS DON'T FEEL SO GOOD EITHER. 292 00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,468 ( sighs ) 293 00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:21,469 HEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 294 00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:25,381 I BLEW MY STUPID CHEERLEADING TRYOUT. 295 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:26,905 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 296 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,907 I FAIL AT STUPID THINGS ALL THE TIME. 297 00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:32,880 KINDA WHAT I'M KNOWN FOR. 298 00:13:32,883 --> 00:13:35,923 YEAH, WELL, I'M KNOWN FOR BEING A WINNER. 299 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:40,116 TEDDY, A WINNER IS SOMEONE WHO GETS BACK UP AFTER BEING KNOCKED DOWN. 300 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,120 NO, P.J. 301 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:45,132 A WINNER IS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LOSE. 302 00:13:46,897 --> 00:13:48,427 SO MUCH FOR THAT FORTUNE COOKIE. 303 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,530 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NOT GOING TO OAHU. 304 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,332 IT'S ALL MY OWN FAULT. 305 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,014 LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, SIS. 306 00:13:58,468 --> 00:14:02,008 THIS IS A STORY THAT HAPPENED A LONG LONG TIME AGO. 307 00:14:02,012 --> 00:14:03,542 NOT TODAY. 308 00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:08,275 THERE WAS THIS GUY WHO MADE A BET WITH HIS BROTHER 309 00:14:08,278 --> 00:14:10,278 THAT HE COULD FIT INTO A BABY SWING. 310 00:14:11,221 --> 00:14:13,381 NOW HE COULDN'T AT FIRST, 311 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:14,893 BUT DID HE GIVE UP? 312 00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:15,885 NO. 313 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,228 HE BUTTERED UP HIS LEGS... 314 00:14:21,231 --> 00:14:23,591 FORCED 'EM INTO THAT SWING. 315 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,265 NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A WINNER. 316 00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:31,539 YOU'RE WEARING A BABY SWING, AREN'T YOU? 317 00:14:33,904 --> 00:14:35,254 I MIGHT BE. 318 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,377 QUICK! MOM'S COMING UPSTAIRS! 319 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,548 HIDE! GO GO! 320 00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,416 WH-- MOM IS NOT HOME. 321 00:14:48,418 --> 00:14:50,588 I KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO SEE HIM RUN AROUND LIKE THAT. 322 00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:57,966 GOOD MORNING, CHARLIE. 323 00:14:57,968 --> 00:14:59,568 DID MOMMY DROP YOU OFF TODAY? 324 00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:00,629 NO. 325 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,284 ( cheerily ) GOOD MORNING. 326 00:15:08,178 --> 00:15:09,208 BYE, DADDY. 327 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,679 SAYONARA, SWEETIE. 328 00:15:14,144 --> 00:15:15,324 MR. DUNCAN? 329 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:18,085 I THOUGHT WE DISCUSSED THE DRESS CODE. 330 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:19,248 YES. 331 00:15:19,249 --> 00:15:22,249 AND I READ THE HANDBOOK COVER TO COVER. 332 00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:24,052 THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING A ROBE? 333 00:15:24,054 --> 00:15:26,064 OH! NO. 334 00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:27,696 THIS IS NOT A ROBE. 335 00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:30,227 THIS IS A KIMONO. 336 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,530 IT IS A TRADITIONAL JAPANESE GARMENT-- 337 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,932 OFTEN WORN AT WEDDINGS AND TEA CEREMONIES. 338 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,274 IT IS NOT SLEEPWEAR, 339 00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:39,267 IT IS NOT LOUNGEWEAR 340 00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:41,939 AND THEREFORE IS ALLOWED AT THE SCHOOL. 341 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,341 GAME, SET... 342 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,353 AND MATCH! 343 00:15:46,716 --> 00:15:47,676 YOU KNOW, 344 00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,217 IF YOU WERE A LITTLE DOLPHIN, 345 00:15:49,219 --> 00:15:51,979 YOU'D BE IN A TIME-OUT RIGHT NOW. 346 00:15:51,982 --> 00:15:54,452 OH, LET ME PUT THIS IN LITTLE DOLPHIN TALK. 347 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,334 THE KIMONO NOT A NO-NO. 348 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,630 SO UNTIL TOMORROW THEN... 349 00:16:02,632 --> 00:16:06,172 WHEN BOB DUNCAN TAKES A TRIP TO THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE? 350 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,198 OH, DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 351 00:16:18,148 --> 00:16:20,978 OH, MRS. LUTES, HI! 352 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,610 IF YOU HAVE A SECOND, I'D LOVE TO EXPLAIN 353 00:16:23,613 --> 00:16:26,193 WHAT HAPPENED AT MY TRYOUT. 354 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,086 WHAT HAPPENED WAS YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM. 355 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,388 I KNOW. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHY 356 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,291 I DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM? 357 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,062 BECAUSE YOU WERE TERRIBLE. 358 00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:36,734 OKAY, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHY I WAS TERRIBLE? 359 00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:38,526 BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TALENT. 360 00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:40,398 LET'S TRY A DIFFERENT TACK. 361 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,400 - BECAUSE YOU'RE UNCOORDINATED. - WE'RE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE! 362 00:16:44,234 --> 00:16:46,244 LOOK... ( sighs ) 363 00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:49,236 BEING ON THIS TEAM IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 364 00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:52,739 IN FACT, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A DREAM OF MINE TO BE A CHEERLEADER 365 00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:56,022 FOR THE LAST HALF OF MY SENIOR YEAR. 366 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,185 ( sighs ) 367 00:16:57,187 --> 00:17:00,187 WELL, SEEING AS WE HAVEN'T FILLED THE SPOT, 368 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:03,250 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE TO PROVE YOURSELF. 369 00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:05,403 THIS TIME AT A REAL SPORTING EVENT. 370 00:17:05,395 --> 00:17:06,725 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 371 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,296 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 372 00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:10,798 VOLLEYBALL, BASKETBALL? 373 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,800 EH, NOT EXACTLY. 374 00:17:14,264 --> 00:17:16,114 YOU CAN DO IT! WHOO-HOO! 375 00:17:16,106 --> 00:17:17,106 ( retching ) 376 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:18,237 OH! 377 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,108 ( chanting ) GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! 378 00:17:20,110 --> 00:17:22,110 ALL OUT! 379 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,253 ( groaning ) 380 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,175 WAY TO GO, WAY TO BE! 381 00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:29,647 I THINK WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! 382 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,779 ( mimics ambulance siren ) 383 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:37,285 ARE YOU GUYS NOT SEEING THIS? 384 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,783 GOOD MORNING, HONEY. 385 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,345 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TODAY. 386 00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,207 SO DO YOU. 387 00:18:01,411 --> 00:18:05,561 SO, WEARING A SKIRT PUTS YOU IN A GOOD MOOD, HUH? 388 00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:07,415 IT'S NOT A SKIRT. 389 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,287 ( Scottish accent ) IT'S A KILT! 390 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,521 ( normal voice ) IT'S NOT SLEEPWEAR. 391 00:18:12,522 --> 00:18:14,522 IT'S NOT LOUNGEWEAR AND THEREFORE... 392 00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:17,634 IS PERMITTED AT DROP-OFF. 393 00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:21,627 EVERY DAY I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL OVER AGAIN. 394 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,743 YOU KNOW, YESTERDAY I TOLD DIRECTOR EMILY, 395 00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:29,105 "THE KIMONO NOT A NO-NO." 396 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,438 ( laughing ) 397 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,110 I WONDER WHAT I'M GONNA TELL HER TODAY. 398 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,753 WELL, DON'T RACK YOUR BRAIN. DIRECTOR EMILY CALLED. 399 00:18:36,746 --> 00:18:39,116 YOU AND YOUR INTERNATIONAL WARDROBE 400 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,318 HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE SCHOOL. 401 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,891 OH-HO-HO, NO! NO NO NO NO NO! THIS IS NOT OVER. 402 00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:45,403 - YES, IT IS. - NO, IT'S NOT OVER 403 00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:46,795 UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER. 404 00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:48,326 I JUST SAID IT'S OVER. 405 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,398 WELL, OKAY. NOW IT'S OVER. 406 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,773 ( mutters ) SHAVED MY LEGS FOR NOTHING. 407 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,423 HEY, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO THANK YOU FOR TAKING TOBY TO THE PARK. 408 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,646 OH, NO PROBLEM. 409 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,477 THERE WERE NO MISHAPS, NOBODY GOT LOST. 410 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,480 THREE PEOPLE LEFT, THREE PEOPLE CAME BACK. 411 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:13,652 ( chuckling ) 412 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,333 - THE SAME THREE PEOPLE. - YEAH. 413 00:19:18,288 --> 00:19:19,288 COME HERE. 414 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:20,759 GIVE YOUR MOTHER A HUG. 415 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,760 OH. NO, THANKS. 416 00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:26,295 P.J. ( snaps fingers ) 417 00:19:26,296 --> 00:19:27,296 HUG... ( clicks tongue ) 418 00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:28,297 NOW. 419 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,670 ( chains rattling ) 420 00:19:39,949 --> 00:19:41,809 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME? 421 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,552 NO. 422 00:19:44,554 --> 00:19:47,424 P.J. 423 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,688 I KNOW YOU'RE WEARING A SWING. 424 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,473 YOU KNOW YOU'RE WEARING A SWING. 425 00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:59,597 CAN WE JUST BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER? 426 00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:02,930 OR WE COULD JUST... 427 00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:06,512 PRETEND WE DON'T KNOW AND GO ABOUT OUR DAY. 428 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,438 PRETEND WE DON'T KNOW?! 429 00:20:09,439 --> 00:20:10,579 ( breathes deeply ) 430 00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:11,580 OKAY. 431 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,293 - BYE, MOM! - BYE, SWEETIE. 432 00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:25,733 TEDDY, I HEAR YOU DID GREAT 433 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,255 AT THE CROSS-COUNTRY MEET. 434 00:20:27,257 --> 00:20:29,257 THAT THE RUNNERS LOVED YOU, THE FANS LOVED YOU 435 00:20:29,259 --> 00:20:30,529 AND SO DID THE PARAMEDICS. 436 00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:35,342 SO AM I ON THE TEAM? 437 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,306 YES, YOU ARE. 438 00:20:37,307 --> 00:20:38,837 - ( gasps ) - ( both cheer ) 439 00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:43,971 HEY, SAVE SOME OF THAT SPIRIT FOR OHIO. 440 00:20:43,973 --> 00:20:47,423 ( stammering ) I'M SORRY, WHAT? 441 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:50,717 THE CHEERLEADING COMPETITION IS IN COLUMBUS, OHIO. 442 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,720 THE BIG APPLE OF THE MIDWEST. 443 00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:57,263 OHIO?! YOU SAID OAHU! 444 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,726 I DID? 445 00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:02,889 I ALWAYS MIX THOSE UP. 446 00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,632 I'M SUCH A CHEERLEADER! 447 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,696 OHIO. 448 00:21:07,697 --> 00:21:09,397 NOT OAHU. 449 00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:11,869 I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD WE WERE TAKING THE BUS. 450 00:21:18,408 --> 00:21:20,008 Well, Charlie, 451 00:21:20,009 --> 00:21:22,379 I made fun of cheerleaders all my life, 452 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,352 and now I am one. 453 00:21:24,354 --> 00:21:26,024 My reward: 454 00:21:26,015 --> 00:21:29,385 27 hours on a bus. 455 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,620 ( flatly ) Go, Teddy! 456 00:21:33,623 --> 00:21:35,633 To pass the time, Kelsey and I 457 00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:38,295 will be working on this puzzle. 458 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,627 She's gonna learn where the states are 459 00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:42,470 and how to pronounce them. 460 00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:46,344 - P.J.! - Huh? 461 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,478 Hi, there. 462 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,310 Uh, I see you got the baby swing off. 463 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,822 Yes, I did. 464 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,985 Make any new bets? 465 00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:58,316 Yes, I did. 466 00:22:05,395 --> 00:22:07,395 That's your gene pool. 467 00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,098 Good luck, Charlie. 468 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,566 HOW ABOUT THIS? 469 00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:20,767 I BET YOU, YOU CAN'T THROW THIS PINECONE... 470 00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:23,470 HAVE IT HIT THAT STREET SIGN, 471 00:22:23,473 --> 00:22:24,873 RICOCHET OFF THE BIRD'S NEST, 472 00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:27,754 KNOCK THE GLASS OUT OF THAT LADY'S HANDS, 473 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,077 CAROM OFF THE CAT, 474 00:22:29,078 --> 00:22:31,078 HAVE IT BOUNCE OFF THE TRAMPOLINE 475 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,620 AND THEN HIT THE GIANT IN THE HEAD. 476 00:22:33,623 --> 00:22:35,083 QUESTION. 477 00:22:35,084 --> 00:22:37,094 WHY IS THERE A GIANT IN THE PARK? 478 00:22:38,928 --> 00:22:40,058 DO YOU WANT THE BET OR NOT? 479 00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:43,091 CONE ME. 480 00:22:43,092 --> 00:22:44,892 ALL RIGHT. 481 00:22:44,894 --> 00:22:46,744 ( exhales ) YEAH! 482 00:22:46,736 --> 00:22:47,736 ( metal clangs ) 483 00:22:47,737 --> 00:22:48,737 ( bird screeches ) 484 00:22:48,738 --> 00:22:49,868 ( glass shatters ) 485 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:50,869 ( cat shrieks ) 486 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:51,870 ( trampoline boings ) 487 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:52,901 ( pinecone thuds ) 488 00:22:52,902 --> 00:22:53,902 - ( giant groans ) - YEAH! 489 00:22:53,903 --> 00:22:55,983 WHOO! I GOT IT! 490 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,645 - OH, I GOTTA SAY, THAT WAS A HECK OF A SHOT. - YEAH. 491 00:22:58,648 --> 00:23:00,578 ( giant footsteps approaching ) 492 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,580 Both: OHH... 493 00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:09,064 I AM NOT THE GUY YOU WANNA BE MESSING WITH. 32910

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