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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,238 --> 00:00:10,708 PEEK-A-BOO. I SEE YOU. 2 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:11,741 YEAH YEAH YEAH. 3 00:00:11,742 --> 00:00:13,512 OH. PEEK-A-BOO. 4 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,594 I SEE YOU. 5 00:00:14,585 --> 00:00:16,685 ( chuckles ) YEAH. 6 00:00:16,687 --> 00:00:18,387 READY READY? 7 00:00:18,389 --> 00:00:19,519 PEEK-A-BOO! 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,350 I SEE YOU. 9 00:00:21,352 --> 00:00:22,592 ( sighs ) 10 00:00:22,593 --> 00:00:27,233 I JUST REALIZED THERE'S NO END TO THIS GAME. 11 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,228 WHOO-HOO! 12 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,360 LET ME GUESS. 13 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:33,362 YOU'RE GONNA BE ON TV AGAIN. 14 00:00:33,364 --> 00:00:35,044 ( squeals ) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 15 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,235 "GOOD MORNING, DENVER" CALLED. 16 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:37,467 THEY WANT ME TO DO ANOTHER SEGMENT. 17 00:00:37,468 --> 00:00:39,408 REALLY? AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? 18 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:40,640 YEAH. TURNS OUT, 19 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:44,041 A HOUSE FALLING DOWN IS ACTUALLY GOOD TV. 20 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,424 QUESTION IS, HOW AM I GONNA TOP IT? 21 00:00:46,417 --> 00:00:47,517 OKAY, MOM. 22 00:00:47,518 --> 00:00:48,578 I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS TOO. 23 00:00:48,579 --> 00:00:50,049 OH REALLY? WHAT'S GOING ON? 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,380 THIS IS SO EXCITING. 25 00:00:51,382 --> 00:00:54,662 SO YOU KNOW HOW YALE IS MY FIRST CHOICE OF COLLEGES? 26 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:55,785 - YEAH. - WELL, THEY'VE SCHEDULED 27 00:00:55,786 --> 00:00:57,526 AN ALUMNI INTERVIEW FOR ME 28 00:00:57,528 --> 00:00:59,588 RIGHT HERE AT THE HOUSE. 29 00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:01,330 ( gasps ) 30 00:01:01,332 --> 00:01:03,332 I MEAN, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M IN FOR SURE, 31 00:01:03,334 --> 00:01:05,404 BUT IT DEFINITELY MEANS THAT THEY'RE INTERESTED. 32 00:01:05,396 --> 00:01:07,536 AND IF IT GOES WELL, IT'S A REALLY BIG PLUS. 33 00:01:07,538 --> 00:01:09,538 THAT'S GREAT. 34 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:11,500 YOU HAVING TROUBLE FOCUSING? 35 00:01:11,502 --> 00:01:14,182 I'M GONNA BE ON TV. 36 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:17,105 ( rock music playing ) 37 00:01:17,108 --> 00:01:18,508 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 38 00:01:18,509 --> 00:01:20,479 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 39 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,351 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 40 00:01:23,354 --> 00:01:25,264 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 41 00:01:25,256 --> 00:01:26,656 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 42 00:01:26,657 --> 00:01:28,657 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 43 00:01:30,261 --> 00:01:33,361 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 44 00:01:33,364 --> 00:01:36,534 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 45 00:01:36,527 --> 00:01:38,527 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 46 00:01:38,529 --> 00:01:40,229 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 47 00:01:40,231 --> 00:01:43,101 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 48 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,743 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 49 00:01:44,735 --> 00:01:46,535 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 50 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:49,477 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 51 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,680 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 52 00:01:51,682 --> 00:01:55,522 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 53 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:59,446 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 54 00:02:00,451 --> 00:02:03,391 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 55 00:02:11,362 --> 00:02:14,212 ( doorbell rings ) 56 00:02:14,205 --> 00:02:15,605 YOU WANT TO GET THAT? 57 00:02:15,606 --> 00:02:19,166 AND INTERACT WITH PEOPLE? NO THANKS. 58 00:02:21,212 --> 00:02:23,642 ( sighs ) 59 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,924 - HI. - HEY. 60 00:02:24,915 --> 00:02:27,275 I'M LAUREN. I'M NEW TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD 61 00:02:27,278 --> 00:02:28,748 AND I'M LOOKING FOR BABYSITTING JOBS. 62 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,249 AND I HEARD YOU GUYS HAVE LOTS OF BABIES. 63 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,882 OH, THAT WE DO. 64 00:02:33,884 --> 00:02:36,564 BUT IT ALSO MEANS THAT I HAVE A LOT OF FREE BABYSITTERS. 65 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,187 DAD DAD DAD. 66 00:02:38,189 --> 00:02:41,229 SHOULDN'T WE KEEP OUR OPTIONS OPEN? 67 00:02:41,232 --> 00:02:42,762 HI. I'M GABE. 68 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,473 HI. I'M LAUREN. 69 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,865 I PROBABLY SHOULD INTERVIEW HER 70 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,836 JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE MEETS OUR HIGH STANDARDS. 71 00:02:47,838 --> 00:02:50,268 CAN'T JUST LET ANYBODY BABYSIT FOR, UH-- 72 00:02:52,543 --> 00:02:53,743 - TOBY? - TOBY, RIGHT. 73 00:02:53,744 --> 00:02:56,914 YEAH. THANK YOU. 74 00:02:56,907 --> 00:02:58,877 SO, LAUREN, 75 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,479 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN BABYSITTING? 76 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,681 ABOUT A YEAR. 77 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,212 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 78 00:03:03,214 --> 00:03:08,394 FOLLOW-UP QUESTION. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 79 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,819 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BABYSITTING? 80 00:03:10,821 --> 00:03:12,761 OH, I'M INTERVIEWING FOR SOMETHING ELSE NOW. 81 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:14,233 OH. 82 00:03:14,225 --> 00:03:16,295 IN THAT CASE, I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 83 00:03:18,529 --> 00:03:20,269 DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 84 00:03:20,271 --> 00:03:22,401 I'M WORKING ON IT. 85 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:24,984 YOU'RE CUTE. 86 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:26,275 I AM, AREN'T I? 87 00:03:27,478 --> 00:03:28,838 SO, YOU'RE NEW TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD, HUH? 88 00:03:28,839 --> 00:03:31,279 YEAH, I'M STAYING WITH MY GRANDMOTHER FOR A WHILE. 89 00:03:31,282 --> 00:03:32,412 I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HER. 90 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:36,554 YOU ALREADY HAVE. 91 00:03:36,547 --> 00:03:38,887 OH NO! 92 00:03:38,889 --> 00:03:40,389 OH YES. 93 00:03:40,391 --> 00:03:41,491 LET'S GO, LAUREN. 94 00:03:41,492 --> 00:03:43,222 THIS IS THE ONE I WARNED YOU ABOUT. 95 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,303 THIS IS THE DEVIL CHILD? 96 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:47,556 BUT HE SEEMS SO NICE. 97 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:49,558 THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM THE DEVIL CHILD. 98 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:54,913 HEY, PEOPLE CHANGE. 99 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:02,672 OH, HEY, PJ. 100 00:04:02,673 --> 00:04:03,673 HEY, SIS. 101 00:04:03,674 --> 00:04:06,024 SO, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. 102 00:04:06,016 --> 00:04:08,546 WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO BE TOMORROW AT 3:00 PM? 103 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:09,879 NOW I HAVE AN ANSWER FOR YOU. 104 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,550 ANYWHERE BUT HERE. 105 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,252 WHY CAN'T I BE HERE? 106 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,563 BECAUSE A GUY IS COMING OVER 107 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,686 TO INTERVIEW ME FOR YALE, 108 00:04:17,688 --> 00:04:19,728 AND SO I WANT THE HOUSE TO MYSELF. 109 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:20,990 BECAUSE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF ME? 110 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:22,561 NOT JUST OF YOU. 111 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:23,993 EVERYBODY. 112 00:04:23,994 --> 00:04:26,574 OH. WELL, THAT MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER. 113 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,567 ALL RIGHT. 114 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:29,769 I GUESS I CAN NOT BE HERE TOMORROW. 115 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,040 GREAT. THANKS. 116 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:33,971 OH, ALTHOUGH I WAS GONNA WATCH MY CARTOONS TOMORROW AT 3:00. 117 00:04:35,045 --> 00:04:36,675 CAN'T YOU JUST SKIP A DAY? 118 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,307 CAN'T YOU JUST SKIP YOUR COLLEGE INTERVIEW? 119 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:39,649 WHY IS YOUR STUFF MORE IMPORTANT THAN MINE? 120 00:04:42,012 --> 00:04:44,012 BECAUSE MINE INVOLVES YALE, 121 00:04:44,014 --> 00:04:47,564 AND YOURS INVOLVES A TURTLE WITH A SUITCASE. 122 00:04:47,558 --> 00:04:49,288 IT'S A BRIEFCASE, 123 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,689 AND IT'S A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. 124 00:04:53,023 --> 00:04:54,373 I'M BEGGING YOU. 125 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:56,065 PLEASE DON'T BE HERE TOMORROW. 126 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,528 ALL RIGHT. I'LL MAKE OTHER ARRANGEMENTS. 127 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:00,570 THANK YOU. 128 00:05:00,571 --> 00:05:02,701 ( sighs ) 129 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,913 ( mocking ) GOT AN INTERVIEW FOR YALE. 130 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,905 ( chuckles ) GROW UP. 131 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,042 HEY. 132 00:05:13,043 --> 00:05:15,453 HEY. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 133 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:17,446 WELL, ONE OF MY KIDS 134 00:05:17,448 --> 00:05:19,048 FINALLY WANTED TO SEE WHERE DADDY WORKS. 135 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,752 SO, CHARLIE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 136 00:05:23,754 --> 00:05:26,334 CAN WE GO NOW? 137 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,927 CHARLIE, WE JUST GOT HERE. 138 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,059 OH. 139 00:05:31,762 --> 00:05:33,032 YOU WANT TO SIT IN DADDY'S CHAIR? 140 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,063 IT SPINS AROUND. 141 00:05:34,064 --> 00:05:36,044 - OKAY. - OKAY. 142 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,566 ( whooshing ) 143 00:05:38,569 --> 00:05:40,039 BOOM. ( chuckles ) 144 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,770 WHOO! 145 00:05:41,772 --> 00:05:43,442 CAN I GO NEXT, BOSS? 146 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,484 WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS, VERN. 147 00:05:46,577 --> 00:05:49,347 SO, WHAT HAVE WE GOT LINED UP FOR TODAY? 148 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,379 SAME AS YESTERDAY. NOTHING. 149 00:05:51,382 --> 00:05:52,922 WHAT? 150 00:05:52,923 --> 00:05:54,053 MAN, WHAT-- 151 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,064 I DON'T GET IT. 152 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,725 WHY IS BUSINESS DOWN? 153 00:05:56,727 --> 00:05:58,857 I MEAN, WE JUST PUT OUT NEW ADVERTISING. 154 00:05:58,859 --> 00:05:59,929 CHARLIE, LOOK. 155 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,761 HUH? 156 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,873 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 157 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,395 THAT'S SCARY, DADDY. 158 00:06:07,398 --> 00:06:08,768 IT'S NOT SCARY. 159 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,039 IT'S CLEVER. 160 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,940 OH, YOU JUST CAN'T READ YET. 161 00:06:11,942 --> 00:06:14,042 YOU DON'T REALIZE THIS IS A PUN, SEE? 162 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:16,514 DADDY'S ALL DRESSED UP LIKE A BOXER. 163 00:06:16,507 --> 00:06:18,907 SO I'M GONNA KNOCK OUT YOUR BUG PROBLEMS. 164 00:06:18,909 --> 00:06:20,979 BOXERS KNOCK THINGS OUT. 165 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:23,051 OH, THAT IS CLEVER. 166 00:06:23,053 --> 00:06:24,593 ( laughs ) 167 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,462 PJ, WHAT YOU THINKING ABOUT? 168 00:06:33,464 --> 00:06:35,074 I'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 169 00:06:35,065 --> 00:06:37,925 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO WATCH MY CARTOONS TOMORROW AT 3:00. 170 00:06:37,928 --> 00:06:39,898 HOW ABOUT YOUR PLACE? 171 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,000 NO, 'CAUSE EMMETT'S GONNA BE WATCHING HIS CARTOONS THEN. 172 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,032 ( exhales ) 173 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:45,043 BOY, YOU THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM 174 00:06:45,035 --> 00:06:47,135 THEN YOU HEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 175 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:48,977 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 176 00:06:48,979 --> 00:06:51,909 WELL, I LIKE THIS GIRL, 177 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,042 BUT IT TURNS OUT HER GRANDMOTHER'S MRS. DABNEY. 178 00:06:54,044 --> 00:06:56,524 - OOH. OH. THAT IS BAD. - YEAH. 179 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:59,047 NORMALLY, I'D HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE RELATED TO DABNEY, 180 00:06:59,049 --> 00:07:01,049 BUT LAUREN HAS THAT ONE QUALITY 181 00:07:01,051 --> 00:07:02,991 I'VE NEVER REALLY FOUND IN A GIRL BEFORE. 182 00:07:02,993 --> 00:07:05,663 - WHAT'S THAT? - SHE LIKES ME. 183 00:07:05,656 --> 00:07:07,596 SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF A KIND, MAN. 184 00:07:07,598 --> 00:07:08,758 YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT. 185 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:10,429 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 186 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,060 HERE GOES NOTHING. ( chuckles ) 187 00:07:14,064 --> 00:07:15,814 OH HEY, WHILE YOU'RE THERE, 188 00:07:15,806 --> 00:07:17,006 WILL YOU FIND OUT IF MRS. D WILL BE 189 00:07:17,007 --> 00:07:18,667 WATCHING "YACKY THE DUCK" TOMORROW AT 3:00? 190 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:31,179 ( groans ) 191 00:07:31,181 --> 00:07:33,681 IS LAUREN HERE? 192 00:07:33,684 --> 00:07:35,094 YES. 193 00:07:35,085 --> 00:07:38,785 CAN I SEE HER? 194 00:07:38,789 --> 00:07:40,189 ABOUT WHAT? 195 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:42,190 THAT'S BETWEEN ME AND HER. 196 00:07:42,192 --> 00:07:45,072 RIGHT NOW WHAT'S BETWEEN YOU AND HER IS ME. 197 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,165 SO START TALKING. 198 00:07:48,198 --> 00:07:49,768 HI, GABE. 199 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:50,940 HEY, LAUREN. 200 00:07:50,941 --> 00:07:52,601 DO YOU WANT TO GO ROLLER SKATING TOMORROW? 201 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:54,073 CAN I, GRANDMA? 202 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:57,584 AND NOW IT'S BACK TO ME. 203 00:07:58,609 --> 00:08:01,109 PRETTY PLEASE? 204 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,083 OH, ALL RIGHT. 205 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,994 - THANKS. - YES. 206 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:09,116 WHAT TIME WILL YOU BE PICKING US UP? 207 00:08:09,119 --> 00:08:10,759 US? 208 00:08:10,761 --> 00:08:13,591 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU TWO GO UNCHAPERONED. 209 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,934 YOU DATE HER, YOU DATE ME. 210 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,929 FINE. 211 00:08:19,930 --> 00:08:22,000 I'LL BE BY TOMORROW AROUND 1:00. 212 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:25,282 WILL YOU BE TAKING US OUT FOR CHEESEBURGERS? 213 00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:28,105 DON'T PUSH IT. 214 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,238 WEAR SOMETHING CUTE. 215 00:08:37,087 --> 00:08:38,617 GOOD MORNING, VERN. 216 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,149 LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 217 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:42,620 Bob: OH! ( chuckles ) 218 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:43,853 THE OLD ME. 219 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:45,304 BIG BOY BOB, 220 00:08:45,295 --> 00:08:47,825 AS THE GUYS IN THE BREAK ROOM USED TO SAY. 221 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:50,058 THE ONLY GUYS IN THE BREAK ROOM 222 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,100 ARE YOU AND ME, VERN. 223 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,673 I GUESS I SAID IT TO MYSELF. 224 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,008 WHY IS HE HERE? 225 00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:01,609 WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 226 00:09:01,612 --> 00:09:03,612 WE USED TO GET A LOT OF JOBS 227 00:09:03,614 --> 00:09:05,624 WHEN THIS GUY WAS THE FACE OF THE COMPANY. 228 00:09:05,616 --> 00:09:08,076 BUT THEN... 229 00:09:08,078 --> 00:09:10,078 THIS GUY CAME ALONG. 230 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,950 AND AS YOUR LITTLE GIRL SAID, 231 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,622 HE'S SCARY. 232 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,685 HE'S ALSO IN SHAPE. 233 00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:19,887 I THINK THE NEW BOB IS FRIGHTENING THE CUSTOMERS. 234 00:09:21,091 --> 00:09:23,631 THIS GUY YOU WANT IN YOUR HOUSE. 235 00:09:23,634 --> 00:09:25,644 HE'S WARM, HE'S CUDDLY, 236 00:09:25,636 --> 00:09:26,966 HE'S GONNA EAT SOME COOKIES, 237 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,637 MAYBE TAKE A NAP ON YOUR COUCH. 238 00:09:28,639 --> 00:09:31,699 I ONLY DID THAT ONCE. 239 00:09:31,702 --> 00:09:33,942 BUT THIS GUY, 240 00:09:33,944 --> 00:09:35,954 HE'S TOUGH, HE'S MENACING, 241 00:09:35,946 --> 00:09:38,076 HE'S GONNA KILL THE BUGS, BUT THEN WHAT? 242 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,208 NOW HE'S GOT A TASTE FOR BLOOD. 243 00:09:41,211 --> 00:09:43,751 OH, THAT'S RIDIC-- 244 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:45,094 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, VERN? 245 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,815 YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE WEIGHT BACK ON? 246 00:09:46,817 --> 00:09:49,057 OH NO NO. OF COURSE NOT. 247 00:09:49,059 --> 00:09:51,959 NOBODY'S SAYING ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 248 00:09:51,962 --> 00:09:53,092 NO NO. 249 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,633 OH, LOOKIE HERE. 250 00:09:55,626 --> 00:09:58,626 AN AD FOR AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET. 251 00:09:58,629 --> 00:10:01,129 AND US WITH NOTHING TO DO. 252 00:10:07,237 --> 00:10:09,107 ( doorbell rings ) 253 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,639 OKAY. 254 00:10:13,844 --> 00:10:16,094 HELLO. I'M LIONEL VAN NESS. 255 00:10:16,086 --> 00:10:17,286 YALE '85. 256 00:10:17,287 --> 00:10:19,087 HI. I'M TEDDY DUNCAN. 257 00:10:19,089 --> 00:10:22,049 YALE '18. IF ALL GOES WELL. 258 00:10:24,394 --> 00:10:27,064 CAN WE START OVER? 259 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,898 HELLO. 260 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,000 I'M LIONEL VAN NESS. YALE '85. 261 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:37,235 PLEASE, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 262 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,307 LISTEN, I KNOW THESE INTERVIEWS CAN BE INTIMIDATING, 263 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:43,110 BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO RELAX, BE YOURSELF. 264 00:10:43,113 --> 00:10:44,753 WE'RE JUST TWO PEOPLE TALKING. 265 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,345 SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 266 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,646 SO, TEDDY, 267 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,778 WHAT MADE YOU THINK ABOUT YALE? 268 00:10:50,781 --> 00:10:53,951 OH WELL, THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS. 269 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,434 BUT IF I HAD TO PICK ONE, 270 00:10:56,426 --> 00:10:59,426 I GUESS I'D SAY I HAVE A THING FOR BULLDOGS. 271 00:10:59,429 --> 00:11:00,659 ( chuckles ) 272 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,892 ( exhales ) 273 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,236 IT'S THE MASCOT. 274 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,969 OH, HI. 275 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,202 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 276 00:11:13,203 --> 00:11:15,313 I TOLD YOU. MY COLLEGE INTERVIEW. 277 00:11:15,305 --> 00:11:17,345 OH, RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 278 00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:20,147 I'M AMY DUNCAN. TEDDY'S MOM. 279 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,350 LIONEL VAN NESS. 280 00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:23,111 NICE TO MEET YOU. 281 00:11:25,455 --> 00:11:27,855 UH, MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 282 00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:29,318 I'M SITTING IN. 283 00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:30,859 YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW THAT I'M HERE. 284 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,293 THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU, ISN'T IT, LIONEL? 285 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,834 WELL, IT'S A BIT UNUSUAL, 286 00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:37,326 BUT I GUESS IT'S OKAY. 287 00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:39,767 GREAT. COME ON IN, BOYS. 288 00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:43,102 WHAT IS GOING ON? 289 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,473 OKAY, LET'S GO BACK TO WHERE YOU GREET EACH OTHER 290 00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:46,244 LIKE YOU NEVER MET, OKAY? AND WITH GOOD ENERGY. 291 00:11:57,187 --> 00:11:59,817 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 292 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,190 OH, I'M SORRY, LIONEL. ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN. 293 00:12:02,192 --> 00:12:04,392 I'M A LOCAL TV PERSONALITY. 294 00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:06,404 AND I'M FILMING A SEGMENT FOR MY SHOW 295 00:12:06,396 --> 00:12:07,996 "GOOD MORNING, DENVER." 296 00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:10,098 AND YOU TWO ARE GONNA BE ON IT. 297 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,230 NO, WE'RE NOT. 298 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,073 MY SWEET TEDDY. 299 00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:16,465 SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE 300 00:12:16,466 --> 00:12:18,206 SHE'S CAMERA SHY. 301 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,308 MOM, COULD I HAVE A QUICK 302 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:21,370 WORD WITH YOU IN THE KITCHEN? 303 00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:22,911 SURE, SWEETIE. 304 00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:25,183 YES. BE RIGHT BACK. 305 00:12:25,175 --> 00:12:27,515 HEY KEN, COULD YOU GET HIM INTO A DIFFERENT SHIRT? 306 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:29,347 ONE THAT GOES WITH MY EYES? 307 00:12:34,324 --> 00:12:35,464 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 308 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,825 I'M KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. 309 00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:41,129 TEDDY, I NEED A NEW SEGMENT FOR MY SHOW, 310 00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:42,431 AND YOU NEED HELP GETTING INTO YALE. 311 00:12:42,432 --> 00:12:44,432 MOM, HOW IS THIS HELPING? 312 00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:47,274 HAVING YOUR INTERVIEW ON TV IS GONNA MAKE YOU STAND OUT. 313 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,397 AND IF I HAPPEN TO WIN 314 00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:50,999 A LOCAL EMMY AS WELL, 315 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:53,171 WELL, IT'S A WIN-WIN. 316 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,213 MOM, THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME, 317 00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:57,245 SO JUST PLEASE DON'T BLOW IT. 318 00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:58,947 I'M NOT GONNA BLOW IT, OKAY? 319 00:12:58,949 --> 00:13:00,179 I JUST NEED FIVE MINUTES. 320 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,310 I'LL GET A COUPLE OF QUICK SHOTS 321 00:13:01,311 --> 00:13:02,781 AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY. 322 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,392 FIVE MINUTES, BUT THAT'S IT. 323 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,115 THANK YOU, HONEY. WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. 324 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:08,187 ONE MORE THING, 325 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,518 IF YOU COULD FIND SOME TIME 326 00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:11,189 TO MENTION THE PHRASE 327 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,391 "RICK STEINER, QUALITY YOU CAN TASTE"-- 328 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,273 THAT WOULD BE-- TOO MUCH? OKAY. 329 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:22,530 SO. 330 00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:24,202 WE HAVING FUN YET? 331 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,344 NO. 332 00:13:25,335 --> 00:13:26,475 GOOD. 333 00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:30,037 OH, HEY, GUYS. 334 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,410 PJ! 335 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,481 WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 336 00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:36,123 AT THE ROLLER RINK UNEXPECTEDLY. 337 00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:38,887 OH, HELLO, GABE. 338 00:13:38,889 --> 00:13:41,219 I JUST CAME BY TO ROLLER SKATE. 339 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,051 AS I OFTEN DO THIS TIME OF DAY. 340 00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:44,863 AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE, 341 00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:46,155 YOU CAN CHAPERONE US, 342 00:13:46,156 --> 00:13:49,126 AND MRS. DABNEY CAN GO HOME. 343 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,329 DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D LEAVE MY GRANDDAUGHTER 344 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,601 WITH DEVIL CHILD 345 00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:54,362 AND DEVIL CHILD'S DIMWITTED BROTHER? 346 00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:56,414 DON'T WORRY, MRS. DABNEY. 347 00:13:56,406 --> 00:13:58,036 GABE AND I WILL BE HERE TOO. 348 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,342 OKAY, NEW PLAN. 349 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,884 YOU KEEP DABNEY OCCUPIED 350 00:14:05,876 --> 00:14:07,516 SO I CAN GET SOME ALONE TIME WITH LAUREN. 351 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,117 ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT, LITTLE BRO. 352 00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:11,079 - THANKS. - I WILL NOT LET MRS. DABNEY OUT OF MY SIGHT. 353 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:13,622 I LOST HER. 354 00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:19,358 THIS IS NICE, HUH? 355 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,889 YEAH. 356 00:14:22,893 --> 00:14:25,873 OH, I THINK IT'S A COUPLES' SKATE. 357 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,365 SO I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD HANDS. 358 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,367 WELL, IF WE HAVE TO. 359 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,240 ( chuckles ) IF WE HAVE TO. 360 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,248 OH NO YOU DON'T. 361 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,351 AND NOW IT'S TRIPLE SKATE. 362 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,515 FOUND HER. 363 00:14:53,924 --> 00:14:56,574 ALSO, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED IN WRITING, 364 00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:59,366 AND I KNOW THAT YALE HAS A GREAT ENGLISH DEPARTMENT 365 00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:01,429 WHICH, UM... 366 00:15:01,431 --> 00:15:03,371 IS ACTUALLY WHAT DREW ME THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 367 00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:06,213 YOU KNOW, I'VE CONSIDERED A CAREER IN-- 368 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,406 IN JOURNALISM 369 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,337 AND POSSIBLY TEACHING. 370 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,440 YOU'RE BREATHING ON MY NECK. 371 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:13,542 HONEY, IT'S FOR THE CAMERA. 372 00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:14,683 IT'S CALLED A TWO-SHOT. 373 00:15:14,684 --> 00:15:15,994 ARE YOU GETTING THIS, KEN? 374 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,287 WHAT WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR GREATEST CHALLENGE? 375 00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:21,689 OH, YOU MEAN BESIDES THIS? 376 00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:23,351 UH... 377 00:15:23,353 --> 00:15:26,363 I HAVE TO SAY CHOOSING THE RIGHT MAJOR. 378 00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:28,356 BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS. 379 00:15:28,358 --> 00:15:30,698 - IT'S GONNA-- - YOU KNOW, IF I MAY, LIONEL. 380 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,700 I THINK WHAT TEDDY'S TRYING TO SAY IS THAT 381 00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:34,362 SHE HAS BEEN DRAWN TO YALE 382 00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:37,444 BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO FOLLOW IN HER MOTHER'S FOOTSTEPS. 383 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,667 OH, DID YOU GO TO YALE? 384 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:42,240 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 385 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,322 BUT THEN I CHOSE SOUTHWEST DENVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE. 386 00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:47,945 THE JEWEL OF THE ROCKIES. 387 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,017 YOU KNOW, YALE'S JUST BEEN DONE TO DEATH, SO. 388 00:15:51,021 --> 00:15:53,351 GETTING BACK TO TEDDY. 389 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,533 TELL ME ABOUT YOUR EXTRACURRICULARS. 390 00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:57,225 UH, WELL, 391 00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:59,357 I'VE ALWAYS HAD A PASSION FOR THEATRE. 392 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,029 - IT'S-- - I HAVE A QUESTION. 393 00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:02,261 YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO GO TIGHT ON THIS, KEN. 394 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,244 AS A CONCERNED MOTHER, 395 00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:08,366 I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR MEAL PLAN. 396 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,368 I AM NOT GONNA SEND MY DAUGHTER 397 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,040 ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY 398 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:13,702 IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE BALANCED NUTRITION 399 00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:15,383 AND-- ( stammers ) 400 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,245 I'M SORRY. I CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER. 401 00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:18,707 LET'S JUST DO THAT AGAIN. 402 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,708 - AS A CONCERNED-- - STOP IT! 403 00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:22,981 WHAT? 404 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,382 YOUR FIVE MINUTES ARE UP. 405 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,464 YOU'RE DONE. 406 00:16:25,455 --> 00:16:26,715 TEDDY, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. 407 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:28,216 WHO? 408 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,688 WHO ARE YOU HELPING? 409 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,989 BECAUSE IT'S NOT ME. 410 00:16:34,564 --> 00:16:36,374 GUYS, COULD YOU TURN THE CAMERA OFF. 411 00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:37,396 JUST TAKE FIVE. 412 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:41,300 ( sighs ) 413 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,701 I DID IT AGAIN, DIDN'T I? 414 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,712 I'M SORRY, TEDDY. I'M SO SO SORRY. 415 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,705 I JUST-- SOMETIMES I WANT TO BE ON TV SO BAD 416 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,578 THAT I LOSE MY HEAD. 417 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:53,610 YEAH, WELL, IT'S OVER. 418 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,123 SO MR. VAN NESS, 419 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,715 I'M VERY SORRY THAT WE WASTED YOUR TIME. 420 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,247 I KNOW THIS THING HAS BEEN A COMPLETE DISASTER. 421 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,390 AND I'M NEVER GOING TO YALE. 422 00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:04,251 ACTUALLY, I'M VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOU. 423 00:17:05,255 --> 00:17:06,525 YOUR GRADES ARE EXCELLENT, 424 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,256 YOU'RE WELL-ROUNDED, 425 00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:10,358 AND NOW THAT I KNOW YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED EVERYTHING 426 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,760 UNDER SUCH DIFFICULT CIRCUMSTANCES... 427 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,414 I'M GONNA RECOMMEND YOU. 428 00:17:15,405 --> 00:17:16,405 REALLY? 429 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,267 WELL, THAT'S AMAZING! 430 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:22,240 ( laughs ) 431 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,512 YOU'RE WELCOME! 432 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,352 WHAT'S GOING ON, BOSS? 433 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,163 WE'RE DOING A PHOTO SHOOT, VERN. 434 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,185 OH, WE'RE FINALLY GONNA DO THAT CALENDAR? 435 00:17:37,187 --> 00:17:39,557 "THE MEN OF BOB'S BUGS BE GONE." 436 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,129 DIBS ON BABY NEW YEAR. 437 00:17:42,392 --> 00:17:43,732 YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED A MINUTE 438 00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:45,173 TO GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD. 439 00:17:46,536 --> 00:17:48,736 NO, I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID. 440 00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:51,268 ABOUT HOW THE CUSTOMERS THINK I'M SCARY. 441 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,541 WHAT ABOUT IT? 442 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:53,702 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 443 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:56,253 SO YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD DO NEW SHOTS. 444 00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:58,106 MAKE ME LOOK FRIENDLY AND LOVABLE 445 00:17:58,108 --> 00:17:59,108 SO THAT PEOPLE WILL WANT ME IN THEIR HOUSE 446 00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:00,349 KILLING THINGS. 447 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,710 BRILLIANT. LET'S DO IT. 448 00:18:01,711 --> 00:18:03,751 ♪ S-S-SUPER STAR ♪ 449 00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:06,463 ♪ BIG STAR GOING FAR, THERE YOU ARE ♪ 450 00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:09,416 ♪ S-S-SUPER STAR ♪ 451 00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:10,519 ♪ S-S-SUPER STAR ♪ 452 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,860 ♪ YEAH, COME ON ♪ 453 00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:13,191 ♪ LOOK SO RIGHT ♪ 454 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,693 ♪ GET ON UP, COME ON ♪ 455 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,334 ♪ S-S-SUPERSTAR. ♪ 456 00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:17,696 THIS ISN'T WORKING, IS IT? 457 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,127 TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE A PUPPY. 458 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,830 NOBODY CAN RESIST THOSE LITTLE GUYS. 459 00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,601 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 460 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,143 I GOT SOMETHING EVEN BETTER. 461 00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:30,778 NOW WE'RE TALKING, BOSS. 462 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,710 HEY, I EVEN HAVE A NEW SLOGAN. 463 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,552 "I'LL PROTECT YOUR HOUSE JUST LIKE IT'S MY OWN BABY." 464 00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:36,415 LOVE IT. 465 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,386 SO HOW DO I LOOK? 466 00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:40,388 GETTING MY SMILE OKAY? 467 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,220 I'M GETTING EVERYTHING I NEED. 468 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,322 ( coos ) 469 00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:53,261 OH WOW. 470 00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:55,573 I FORGOT HOW MUCH FUN DATING CAN BE. 471 00:18:55,565 --> 00:18:57,465 IF YOU ASK US OUT AGAIN, 472 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,337 WE'LL PROBABLY SAY YES. 473 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,741 ALL RIGHT, MRS. DABNEY, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 474 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,873 OH NO. 475 00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:06,424 I GOTTA KEEP MY EYE ON THESE TWO. 476 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,746 OH, I GET IT. 477 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,277 YOU DON'T GOT ANY MOVES. 478 00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:11,419 OH, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT, HUH? 479 00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:12,751 ALL RIGHT. 480 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,262 YOU TWO, HANDS TO YOURSELF. 481 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,925 I GOTTA TAKE PJ TO SCHOOL. 482 00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:22,489 - LET'S GO. - OKAY. 483 00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:24,762 ( dance music playing ) 484 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,672 WOW, MRS. DABNEY, YOU MOVE PRETTY WELL 485 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,513 FOR AN OLD... 486 00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:38,205 SCHOOL SKATER. 487 00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,678 WHY DID YOU PAUSE? 488 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,409 I... 489 00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:43,511 SOMETIMES DO THAT. 490 00:19:55,665 --> 00:19:58,395 YOU KNOW, I WAS ONCE IN AN ICE SKATING CONTEST 491 00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,668 WHERE I PICKED GABE UP 492 00:19:59,669 --> 00:20:00,829 AND TWIRLED HIM OVER MY HEAD. 493 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,430 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 494 00:20:02,432 --> 00:20:05,942 OH, NEITHER I NOR THE LAWS OF GRAVITY WERE SUGGESTING IT. 495 00:20:05,935 --> 00:20:09,275 SOMETIMES YOU'RE SMART, SOMETIMES YOU'RE DUMB. 496 00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:10,409 IT'S HARD TO KEEP UP. 497 00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:16,915 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 498 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,816 THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER SAYS, 499 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,818 I'M NOT A BAD GUY. 500 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,720 MAYBE I LIKE BAD GUYS. 501 00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:24,993 ( mouths words ) 502 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,932 READY TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH? 503 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,843 TRY AND STOP ME. 504 00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:39,868 WHOO! 505 00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:42,269 WHOO-OOH! 506 00:20:42,272 --> 00:20:44,272 NO! 507 00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:50,549 Hey, Charlie. 508 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,880 So piece of advice, 509 00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:54,752 when it's time for your college interviews, 510 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,364 just go to them. 511 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,756 Don't let them come to you. 512 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,288 You know what? Actually, 513 00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:01,960 this applies to everything. 514 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,361 Playdates, sleepovers, 515 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,444 first dates. 516 00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:09,296 Basically any social interaction. 517 00:21:09,299 --> 00:21:11,499 Can you do that somewhere else? 518 00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:13,301 I'm hurting over here. 519 00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:14,773 Gabe's a little cranky. 520 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,454 He went on a date and had a little mishap. 521 00:21:17,447 --> 00:21:19,407 A mishap? 522 00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:22,749 I went looking for love and got a face full of Dabney. 523 00:21:22,752 --> 00:21:24,412 ( groans ) 524 00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:27,655 ( chuckles ) Wish him good luck, Charlie. 525 00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:35,332 PEEK-A-BOO. I SEE YOU. 526 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,867 PEEK-A-BOO! I SEE YOU. 527 00:21:39,869 --> 00:21:42,069 ( Toby's voice ) MAN, I'M SO SICK OF THIS GAME. 528 00:21:42,071 --> 00:21:44,331 BUT THIS GUY SEEMS TO LOVE IT. 529 00:21:45,074 --> 00:21:46,844 PEEK-A-BOO. I SEE YOU. 530 00:21:46,836 --> 00:21:49,076 OHH, THERE'S A NEW TWIST! 531 00:21:49,078 --> 00:21:50,378 NOT. 532 00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:52,540 PEEK-A-BOO! I SEE YOU. 533 00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:54,942 ANYTHING BUT THIS. 534 00:21:54,944 --> 00:21:56,094 "WHEELS ON THE BUS"? 535 00:21:56,085 --> 00:21:57,915 "ITSY BITSY SPIDER"? SOMETHING? 536 00:21:58,948 --> 00:22:00,848 PEEK-A-BOO. I SEE YOU. 537 00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:02,750 CHECK, PLEASE?! 538 00:22:04,053 --> 00:22:05,603 OOH. 539 00:22:05,595 --> 00:22:06,925 3:00. 540 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,526 TIME FOR "YACKY THE DUCK." 541 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,099 OH, THANK GOODNESS. 542 00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:15,442 OH, I'VE SEEN THIS ONE ALREADY. 543 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,935 HUH? 544 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,336 NO NO NO NO NO. 545 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,407 IT'S WORTH ANOTHER LOOK. 546 00:22:19,409 --> 00:22:21,009 THERE'S NUANCE, SUBTLETY. 547 00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:23,010 - THERE'S-- - PEEK-A-BOO. I SEE YOU. 548 00:22:23,012 --> 00:22:25,012 ( whimpers ) AAH! 36257

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