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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,440 ( sighs ) 2 00:00:10,441 --> 00:00:12,581 THE DUNCANS ARE BACK. 3 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:16,115 MOM, ARE YOU GONNA KEEP DOING THAT? 4 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,647 YOU DID THAT ON THE STREET, 5 00:00:17,648 --> 00:00:19,118 IN THE DRIVEWAY, 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,650 LAST NIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR. 7 00:00:20,651 --> 00:00:23,321 THAT'S BECAUSE THE DUNCANS ARE BACK. 8 00:00:24,795 --> 00:00:26,795 HEY, LOOK, TOBY. 9 00:00:26,797 --> 00:00:28,797 OUR OLD HOUSE JUST LIKE NEW. 10 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,701 TOBY'S NOT GONNA STAY IN THE HOTEL? 11 00:00:32,703 --> 00:00:33,703 NO. 12 00:00:33,704 --> 00:00:35,774 CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT? 13 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,769 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MRS. DABNEY? 14 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:41,470 SHE'S ON HER PORCH SOBBING. 15 00:00:41,472 --> 00:00:43,712 I DON'T KNOW. SHE STARTED DOING THAT THE SECOND WE DROVE UP. 16 00:00:43,714 --> 00:00:44,754 MYSTERY SOLVED. 17 00:00:46,277 --> 00:00:47,617 WHERE'S THE COUCH? 18 00:00:47,618 --> 00:00:49,318 OH, SWEETIE, DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 19 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,320 IT WAS BROKEN BY THE BED THAT FELL THROUGH THE CEILING 20 00:00:51,322 --> 00:00:52,522 THAT WAS EATEN BY TERMITES 21 00:00:52,523 --> 00:00:54,133 THAT DADDY BROUGHT INTO THE HOUSE. 22 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:57,125 UM, THE HOUSE THAT DADDY'S JOB PAYS FOR. 23 00:00:57,128 --> 00:00:58,788 SO LONG AS WE'RE DOTTING THE "I"s. 24 00:00:58,789 --> 00:01:00,589 ANYWAY... 25 00:01:00,591 --> 00:01:02,461 I ALREADY FOUND US A NEW ONE. 26 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:04,603 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO DOWN TO THE STORE TOMORROW 27 00:01:04,595 --> 00:01:06,065 AND PAY FOR IT 28 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,836 WITH THE MONEY FROM YOUR JOB. 29 00:01:07,838 --> 00:01:10,138 A JOB THAT BROUGHT TERMITES INTO OUR HOME 30 00:01:10,141 --> 00:01:12,271 AND DESTROYED IT. ( chuckles ) 31 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:13,443 AS LONG AS YOU'RE DOTTING THE "I"s, 32 00:01:13,444 --> 00:01:15,114 I'M GONNA CROSS THE "T"s. 33 00:01:15,106 --> 00:01:17,846 ( rock music playing ) 34 00:01:17,848 --> 00:01:19,648 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 35 00:01:19,650 --> 00:01:21,410 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 36 00:01:21,412 --> 00:01:24,292 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 37 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,185 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 38 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:27,587 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 39 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,588 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 40 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:34,302 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 41 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:37,465 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 42 00:01:37,468 --> 00:01:39,468 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 43 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:41,170 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 44 00:01:41,172 --> 00:01:43,832 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 45 00:01:43,834 --> 00:01:45,684 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 46 00:01:45,676 --> 00:01:47,476 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 47 00:01:47,478 --> 00:01:50,408 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 48 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,641 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 49 00:01:52,643 --> 00:01:56,453 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 50 00:01:56,447 --> 00:02:00,387 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 51 00:02:01,392 --> 00:02:04,402 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 52 00:02:13,404 --> 00:02:14,414 SO HOW'S BOSTON? 53 00:02:14,405 --> 00:02:15,735 Oh, it's really great. 54 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,436 You know, I finally made it to a baseball game. 55 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,338 OH, AT FUNWAY PARK? 56 00:02:20,471 --> 00:02:22,541 It's Fenway. 57 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,143 YOU KNOW, 58 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,484 THE TRUTH IS I REALLY DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SPORTS. 59 00:02:26,477 --> 00:02:28,277 I know. 60 00:02:28,279 --> 00:02:31,549 I was your boyfriend. We spent all of our time together. 61 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:34,262 OH, I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR. 62 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,455 ( both chuckle ) 63 00:02:38,589 --> 00:02:39,859 OKAY. 64 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,730 I GUESS TOBY'S DONE WITH HIS BREAKFAST. 65 00:02:41,732 --> 00:02:43,392 TIME FOR A MOM HANDOFF. 66 00:02:43,394 --> 00:02:44,574 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 67 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:47,266 COME HERE. 68 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,398 ( Toby cooing ) 69 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,901 ( sighs ) 70 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:57,577 Hey, Mr. Duncan. 71 00:03:00,411 --> 00:03:02,751 SPENCER. HEY. 72 00:03:02,753 --> 00:03:04,923 DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE ME--? 73 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:06,755 Scratching your butt? 74 00:03:06,757 --> 00:03:08,857 Yes, sir. I did. 75 00:03:08,859 --> 00:03:10,419 ( chuckles ) 76 00:03:10,421 --> 00:03:13,791 ALWAYS SEEM TO CATCH ME AT AN EMBARRASSING MOMENT. 77 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,604 Or maybe you just scratch your butt a lot. 78 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,497 - HEY, DAD. - OH HEY, HONEY. 79 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,269 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO VIDEO CHAT? 80 00:03:20,271 --> 00:03:21,331 NOT THE KITCHEN. 81 00:03:24,735 --> 00:03:26,275 OKAY. 82 00:03:26,277 --> 00:03:27,307 NOW, WHERE WERE WE? 83 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,278 So listen, 84 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,580 there's something I've been meaning to tell you. 85 00:03:31,582 --> 00:03:33,412 YEAH, OF COURSE. YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING. 86 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:34,654 WE'RE FRIENDS. 87 00:03:34,645 --> 00:03:36,385 I have a date tonight. 88 00:03:37,548 --> 00:03:38,588 OH. 89 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,291 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 90 00:03:42,293 --> 00:03:44,703 I MEAN, WE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN AT SOME POINT. 91 00:03:44,695 --> 00:03:45,695 And you're okay? 92 00:03:45,696 --> 00:03:47,756 YEAH. OF COURSE. 93 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:49,458 TELL ME ABOUT HER. 94 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:52,000 She's smart. And beautiful. 95 00:03:52,002 --> 00:03:53,662 OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. I'M GOOD. 96 00:04:03,414 --> 00:04:04,584 WOW. 97 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:06,745 FIRST DAY OF COOKING SCHOOL. 98 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,577 HOW EXCITING IS THIS? 99 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:09,679 I'M PJ. 100 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,020 I'M WINNIE. 101 00:04:11,021 --> 00:04:12,421 BUT BACK IN SCHOOL, PEOPLE ALWAYS 102 00:04:12,423 --> 00:04:14,593 CALLED ME LOSEY. 103 00:04:14,585 --> 00:04:16,285 PEOPLE CAN BE SO MEAN. 104 00:04:17,428 --> 00:04:19,258 THAT IS KIND OF CLEVER THOUGH. 105 00:04:20,431 --> 00:04:21,761 MY BROTHER TOOK THIS CLASS. 106 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,962 HE SAID THE TEACHER ALWAYS CHOOSES ONE GUY 107 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,504 TO PICK ON, AND I JUST KNOW 108 00:04:25,496 --> 00:04:26,766 THAT GUY'S GONNA BE ME. 109 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,437 BACK IN SCHOOL, PEOPLE ALWAYS 110 00:04:28,439 --> 00:04:29,499 CALLED ME LOSEY. 111 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,440 WE COVERED THAT. 112 00:04:32,303 --> 00:04:33,773 GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS. 113 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,414 AND WELCOME TO THE WAINWRIGHT ACADEMY 114 00:04:36,407 --> 00:04:39,777 OF CULINARY AND KITCHEN OPERATIONS. 115 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,780 BETTER KNOWN AS "WACKO." 116 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,393 ( chuckles ) 117 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:47,415 MY NAME IS CHEF BYRON WAINWRIGHT. 118 00:04:47,418 --> 00:04:48,888 BUT FROM NOW ON, 119 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,759 YOU SHOULD ONLY CALL ME CHEF. 120 00:04:51,762 --> 00:04:53,292 AS IN "YES, CHEF." 121 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,773 "NO, CHEF." 122 00:04:54,765 --> 00:04:56,825 AND "YOU'RE QUITE BRILLIANT, CHEF." 123 00:04:58,429 --> 00:05:00,529 NOW, EVERYONE, TAKE OUT YOUR KNIVES. 124 00:05:08,539 --> 00:05:09,579 HELLO. 125 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,341 HI. 126 00:05:13,344 --> 00:05:14,794 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 127 00:05:14,785 --> 00:05:16,615 I'M PJ. 128 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,647 DOES THAT STAND FOR PATHETIC JERK? 129 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:22,951 NO. IT STANDS FOR POTTY JOHN. 130 00:05:22,953 --> 00:05:24,803 POTTY JOHN? 131 00:05:24,795 --> 00:05:26,895 THAT IS ACTUALLY YOUR NAME? 132 00:05:26,897 --> 00:05:28,457 YES, CHEF. 133 00:05:28,459 --> 00:05:29,599 AND YOU SHARED THAT OUT LOUD? 134 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,630 YES, CHEF. 135 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,001 WAS THAT A GOOD IDEA? 136 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:33,602 NO, CHEF. 137 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,437 I THINK YOU'RE THE GUY. 138 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,809 THANKS. 139 00:05:44,915 --> 00:05:46,375 YEAH. 140 00:05:46,377 --> 00:05:48,017 THIS IS THE ONE YOUR MOM WANTS, RIGHT, GABE? 141 00:05:48,018 --> 00:05:49,818 GABE? 142 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:51,550 HEY, DAD. COME OVER HERE. 143 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,552 CHECK THIS OUT. 144 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,786 OH! 145 00:05:56,787 --> 00:05:58,787 TRIPLE RECLINER. 146 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:02,460 IT'S CALLED "THE RELAXINATOR 3000." 147 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,803 IT'S GOT BUILT-IN SURROUND SOUND. 148 00:06:04,795 --> 00:06:06,795 WHAT? 149 00:06:06,797 --> 00:06:08,437 AND A MINI FRIDGE! 150 00:06:08,439 --> 00:06:10,099 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 151 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,770 NO MORE GETTING UP AND GOING ALL THE WAY INTO THE KITCHEN? 152 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,583 WHEN DID WE ARRIVE AT THE FUTURE? 153 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,805 OHH. 154 00:06:15,806 --> 00:06:16,806 ( sighs ) 155 00:06:16,807 --> 00:06:19,777 THIS COUCH IS SO GREAT. 156 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,580 HEY, LET'S GET THIS ONE INSTEAD. 157 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:22,782 NO. 158 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,993 WE ARE GETTING THE COUCH YOUR MOM WANTS. 159 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,915 PUSH THAT BUTTON. 160 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,457 ( buzzing ) 161 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:30,490 IT'S MASSAGING ME. 162 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,421 YEAH. 163 00:06:32,423 --> 00:06:34,903 OH, WE GOTTA MAKE THIS WORK. 164 00:06:40,471 --> 00:06:42,901 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS... 165 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,783 MAYBE I JUST WASN'T READY FOR SPENCER TO START DATING. 166 00:06:45,776 --> 00:06:49,776 THIS IS WHY I NEVER STAY FRIENDS WITH ANY OF MY EX-BOYFRIENDS. 167 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:51,940 I'M MORE OF A LOVE-'EM-AND-LEAVE-'EM TYPE. 168 00:06:51,942 --> 00:06:53,442 ( chuckles ) YEAH. 169 00:06:53,444 --> 00:06:54,994 WELL, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 170 00:06:54,985 --> 00:06:56,545 YOU DATED EMMETT. 171 00:06:56,547 --> 00:06:57,987 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT EMMETT. 172 00:06:57,988 --> 00:06:59,448 I'M TALKING ABOUT RAYMOND. 173 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:01,090 DIDN'T RAYMOND BREAK UP WITH YOU? 174 00:07:01,091 --> 00:07:02,621 WHEN DID WE START TALKING ABOUT ME? 175 00:07:05,095 --> 00:07:07,125 MAYBE YOU SHOULD START DATING TOO. 176 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,597 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEBODY YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON. 177 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,700 WELL, 178 00:07:10,701 --> 00:07:12,801 ACTUALLY... 179 00:07:12,803 --> 00:07:15,813 THERE IS ONE SPECIAL FELLA 180 00:07:15,806 --> 00:07:19,666 IN THE OLD TEDDY DUNCAN BOY-DAR. 181 00:07:19,670 --> 00:07:22,470 EASE INTO IT, GIRL. 182 00:07:22,473 --> 00:07:23,473 ( chuckles ) 183 00:07:23,474 --> 00:07:25,484 HIS NAME IS ZACK. 184 00:07:25,476 --> 00:07:26,676 HE WORKS AT THE MALL. 185 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:28,817 - IS HE CUTE? - IS HE CUTE? 186 00:07:28,819 --> 00:07:31,149 OH, HE IS WAY CUTE. 187 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:34,121 HE PUTS THE "U" IN CUTE. 188 00:07:34,124 --> 00:07:36,494 I'M TALKING CUTE-ALICIOUS. 189 00:07:36,487 --> 00:07:39,157 YEAH, EASE WAY INTO IT, GIRL. 190 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:48,136 LET'S SEE HOW 191 00:07:48,138 --> 00:07:50,638 YOUR TOMATO SAUCE IS COMING. 192 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,102 HOPE YOU ENJOY IT, CHEF. 193 00:07:57,147 --> 00:07:58,477 RANCID. 194 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,648 PUTRID. INEDIBLE. 195 00:08:00,651 --> 00:08:01,811 WHOA. 196 00:08:01,812 --> 00:08:03,482 GOOD THING I ONLY KNOW ONE OF THOSE WORDS. 197 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,163 CLASS DISMISSED. 198 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,187 YOU'RE COMING BACK TOMORROW, RIGHT? 199 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,565 CHEF, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 200 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:18,597 YES, POTTY? 201 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:21,129 I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF, 202 00:08:21,131 --> 00:08:23,131 PJ... 203 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:25,943 WHICH IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY CALLING ME. 204 00:08:25,936 --> 00:08:27,276 OH, GOOD. 205 00:08:27,277 --> 00:08:28,807 THE PJ STORY. 206 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,509 I'VE BEEN DYING TO FIND OUT MORE. 207 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,141 WELL, 208 00:08:33,143 --> 00:08:34,823 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN REALLY GOOD AT COOKING, 209 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,815 AND MY PARENTS ARE PAYING A LOT OF MONEY 210 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:39,147 FOR ME TO BE HERE. 211 00:08:39,149 --> 00:08:41,649 WHAT I'M SAYING IS, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GUY. 212 00:08:41,652 --> 00:08:42,722 THE GUY? 213 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,563 I'VE HEARD YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE 214 00:08:44,555 --> 00:08:45,825 ONE GUY TO PICK ON. 215 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,526 I DON'T WANT TO BE HIM. 216 00:08:48,298 --> 00:08:51,828 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT I PICK A GUY. 217 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,702 BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 218 00:08:53,704 --> 00:08:55,174 I GUESS I DO. 219 00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:58,135 MY GOODNESS. 220 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,308 I'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL THESE YEARS. 221 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,823 YOU'VE REALLY HELD A MIRROR UP TO ME. 222 00:09:05,816 --> 00:09:09,146 I NEED TO MAKE A CHANGE. 223 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,649 NEXT YEAR. 224 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,833 TILL THEN, 225 00:09:14,825 --> 00:09:16,325 YOU'RE THE GUY. 226 00:09:18,288 --> 00:09:20,328 YOU KNOW, SIR, WINNIE IS NOT-- 227 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:21,990 GET OUT! 228 00:09:27,838 --> 00:09:29,168 ALL RIGHT. HON'! 229 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,239 THE COUCH IS HERE. 230 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,770 WHOO! 231 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,002 THIS IS SO EXCITING. LET ME SEE. 232 00:09:37,808 --> 00:09:38,878 WHAT IS THAT? 233 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,279 THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW. 234 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,611 GUYS, YOU SPEND ALL AFTERNOON 235 00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:45,294 GOING DOWNTOWN TO BUY A TASTEFUL COUCH, 236 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,785 AND THEN WE END UP WITH THIS MONSTROSITY? 237 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:50,118 IT'S A DISAPPOINTMENT. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 238 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,091 IT'LL BE A FEW DAYS UNTIL WE CAN GET 239 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,163 THE RIGHT COUCH DELIVERED. 240 00:09:54,164 --> 00:09:55,304 OHH! 241 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,225 WELL, YOU MAY AS WELL LEAVE THIS ONE 242 00:09:57,227 --> 00:09:58,727 SO WE GOT SOMEWHERE TO SIT. 243 00:09:58,729 --> 00:10:00,299 BEATS THE FLOOR. 244 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,300 BARELY. 245 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,831 ( scoffs ) 246 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:04,303 OH, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT. 247 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,737 - NICELY DONE. - THANKS. 248 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,312 WELL, PLUG IT IN! 249 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,294 LET'S START RELAXINATING! 250 00:10:19,149 --> 00:10:20,149 OKAY. 251 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:22,321 OH, THERE WE GO. 252 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,326 OH, MY FIRST DATE POST-SPENCER. 253 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,729 THIS IS SO EXCITING. 254 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,301 I KNOW. SO HOW DID YOU GET ZACK 255 00:10:32,302 --> 00:10:33,302 TO GO OUT WITH YOU? 256 00:10:33,303 --> 00:10:34,633 I GAVE HIM THE LOOK. 257 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,644 WHAT'S THE LOOK? 258 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,305 IT'S... 259 00:10:41,972 --> 00:10:43,172 NICE. 260 00:10:43,173 --> 00:10:44,173 I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. 261 00:10:44,174 --> 00:10:46,184 WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE A LOOK? 262 00:10:46,176 --> 00:10:47,246 I HAVE A LAUGH. 263 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,377 ( chuckles ) 264 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,952 STOP. 265 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,794 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 266 00:10:56,787 --> 00:10:58,427 - I'M SAYING. - ( doorbell rings ) 267 00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:00,288 THAT'S HIM. 268 00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:01,660 YOU KNOW, 269 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,691 I HAVE TO SAY 270 00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:04,133 IT FEELS GOOD TO BE MOVING ON. 271 00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:06,774 YEP. BYE-BYE, SPENCER. 272 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:09,298 Both: HI. 273 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,302 AND WELCOME BACK, SPENCER. 274 00:11:25,115 --> 00:11:26,455 ZACK, THIS IS IVY. 275 00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:27,716 IVY, ZACK. 276 00:11:27,718 --> 00:11:28,958 NICE TO MEET YOU. 277 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,259 YOU TOO. IN FACT, I FEEL LIKE 278 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,320 I ALREADY KNOW YOU. 279 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:35,233 THAT IS SO SWEET, IVY. 280 00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:36,465 IS IT? 281 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:39,167 WELL, I GOT TO GO. 282 00:11:39,169 --> 00:11:40,829 BUT FIRST, 283 00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:42,701 CAN I HAVE A SPECIAL GOOD-BYE WITH YOU IN THE KITCHEN? 284 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,432 - WELL, WHY CAN'T WE JUST-- - IN THE KITCHEN, T? 285 00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:46,344 IT'S NOT SPECIAL UNLESS IT'S IN THE KITCHEN. 286 00:11:46,336 --> 00:11:47,376 OKAY. 287 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:53,111 WHAT IS GOING ON? 288 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,123 ZACK LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SPENCER. 289 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,145 WHAT? NO HE DOESN'T. 290 00:11:57,147 --> 00:11:58,447 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 291 00:11:58,448 --> 00:11:59,848 THEY COULD BE TWINS. 292 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,220 WELL, I DON'T SEE IT. 293 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,121 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, DON'T YOU? 294 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,063 MM-HMM. YOU'RE NOT OVER SPENCER. 295 00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:06,125 THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 296 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,796 I AM SO OVER SPENCER. 297 00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:08,998 FINE. 298 00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:10,029 PRETEND IT ISN'T WEIRD. 299 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,130 EVEN THOUGH IT IS. 300 00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:15,013 THIS IS THE WORST SPECIAL GOOD-BYE 301 00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:16,265 THAT WE'VE EVER HAD. 302 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:21,510 - SAY GOOD-BYE TO IVY. - GOOD-BYE, IVY. 303 00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:22,511 BYE, ZACK. 304 00:12:28,218 --> 00:12:29,348 ( gasps ) 305 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,033 HAVE FUN, YOU TWO. 306 00:12:37,027 --> 00:12:39,127 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 307 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:41,259 GRAB SOME PIZZA, CATCH A MOVIE? 308 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,461 YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT BE FUN? 309 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,343 MAKEOVERS. 310 00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:49,137 ( mock enthusiasm ) MAKEOVERS. 311 00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:50,839 WHY? 312 00:12:52,002 --> 00:12:53,472 WELL... 313 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,283 I JUST THINK THAT IT WOULD BE SUPER NEAT 314 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,875 IF WE LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT 315 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,177 THAN WE DO RIGHT NOW. LET'S START WITH YOU. 316 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,016 HEY. 317 00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:09,988 THERE'S MY FAVORITE COOKING STUDENT. 318 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,020 HOW'S SCHOOL GOING? 319 00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:13,421 ( crying ) IT'S PRETTY GOOD. 320 00:13:15,465 --> 00:13:17,125 REALLY? 321 00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:18,467 YEAH. IT'S NOT BAD. 322 00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:20,128 'CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU'RE CRYING? 323 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,570 MM-HMM. 324 00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:23,371 YEAH, ONIONS. 325 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,007 THAT COOKING SCHOOL'S TERRIBLE. 326 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,309 WHOA WHOA, WHAT? 327 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,810 IT'S A COMPLETE DISASTER, DAD. I'M GONNA DROP OUT. 328 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,142 PJ, COME ON. 329 00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:35,494 YOU CAN'T QUIT COOKING SCHOOL. 330 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:36,815 YOU'RE FOLLOWING YOUR DREAM. 331 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,146 WELL, MY DREAM HAS TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARE. 332 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,190 IF YOU QUIT, IS THE MONEY WE PAID REFUNDABLE? 333 00:13:42,192 --> 00:13:43,492 - NO. - WELL, 334 00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:46,033 ( sniffles ) THEN THAT REALLY IS BAD NEWS. 335 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,496 ( crying ) 336 00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:49,027 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 337 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,459 UM, I THINK WE NEED TO STEP AWAY FROM THE ONIONS. 338 00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:52,461 OKAY. 339 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,014 ( groans ) 340 00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:58,007 WOW. 341 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,470 LOOK. 342 00:14:01,471 --> 00:14:04,011 SOMETIMES THINGS AREN'T GONNA BE EASY, 343 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:05,424 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST GIVE UP. 344 00:14:05,415 --> 00:14:06,475 WHY NOT? 345 00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:09,016 BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD AT COOKING. 346 00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:10,219 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. 347 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,151 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. 348 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,033 BUT... ( chuckles ) 349 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:18,156 I THINK 350 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,028 SO LONG AS YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, 351 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,060 YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT. 352 00:14:23,493 --> 00:14:25,303 I'LL GIVE IT ONE MORE DAY. 353 00:14:25,295 --> 00:14:26,965 OH, YES! 354 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,497 THERE WE GO. 355 00:14:29,499 --> 00:14:31,369 ARE YOU HAPPY BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING, 356 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,471 OR BECAUSE YOU WON'T LOSE YOUR TUITION MONEY? 357 00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:37,006 COMING! 358 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,152 WOW. 359 00:14:44,154 --> 00:14:46,194 YOU LOOK GREAT. 360 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,216 I DO? 361 00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:50,559 OH. OH YEAH. 362 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,160 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 363 00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:54,162 AND I MUST SAY, 364 00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:57,274 YOU'RE ROCKING MY COWBOY BOOTS. 365 00:14:57,267 --> 00:14:59,267 IT'S AMAZING THEY FIT. 366 00:14:59,269 --> 00:15:00,299 YEAH, THEY REALLY DON'T. 367 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,172 LOOK... 368 00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:06,184 I LIKE YOU AND EVERYTHING, 369 00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:09,606 BUT THIS IS ALL KIND OF WEIRD. 370 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,241 WHAT'S GOING ON? 371 00:15:12,242 --> 00:15:14,282 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 372 00:15:16,486 --> 00:15:18,016 I MAY BE A BLONDE NOW, 373 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,988 BUT I STILL KNOW SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT HERE. 374 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,421 ALL RIGHT, ZACK. 375 00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:25,964 HERE'S THE THING. 376 00:15:25,956 --> 00:15:26,996 SO, 377 00:15:26,997 --> 00:15:28,497 YOU HAPPEN TO LOOK 378 00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:30,298 A LOT LIKE MY EX-BOYFRIEND, 379 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,160 WHICH WOULD BRING UP THE WHOLE DISTURBING QUESTION, 380 00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:35,513 IS THAT THE ONLY REASON I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU? 381 00:15:35,505 --> 00:15:38,035 WHICH IS WHY I WANTED TO CHANGE YOUR LOOK 382 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,508 TO PROVE THAT THAT WASN'T THE CASE. 383 00:15:39,509 --> 00:15:41,509 AND... 384 00:15:41,511 --> 00:15:43,171 NOW THAT I'VE DONE THAT 385 00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:45,183 AND YOU LOOK 386 00:15:45,175 --> 00:15:48,045 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT... 387 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,178 - WELL-- - YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED ANYMORE? 388 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:52,050 NOT SO MUCH. 389 00:15:54,524 --> 00:15:56,494 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE DATING YET. 390 00:15:56,486 --> 00:15:58,586 ( chuckles ) MAYBE I SHOULDN'T. 391 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,562 THIS WILL WASH OUT, RIGHT? 392 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,043 YEAH. 393 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,169 I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE DATING YET. 394 00:16:16,506 --> 00:16:18,076 ( door opens ) 395 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,708 HEY, LOOK AT YOU. 396 00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:22,249 GLAD TO SEE YOU TAKING ON SOME RESPONSIBILITY. 397 00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:23,412 OH, PLEASE. 398 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:24,583 THE ONLY REASON I'M DOING THIS IS BECAUSE 399 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,394 MOM HASN'T LEFT THE COUCH IN FIVE HOURS. 400 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,357 YOUR MOM LIKES THE COUCH NOW? 401 00:16:29,359 --> 00:16:30,519 LIKES IT? 402 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,990 GO SEE FOR YOURSELF. 403 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,723 ( laughing ) 404 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,527 HONEY? 405 00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:40,328 WHAT YOU DOING? 406 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,170 OH, LOVING THE NEW COUCH, BOB. 407 00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:45,513 I WAS SO WRONG ABOUT THE OTHER ONE. 408 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,175 ( chuckles ) IT'S HEAVEN, 409 00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:48,207 ISN'T IT, CHARLIE? 410 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,508 LOVING IT. 411 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:54,342 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 412 00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:55,524 BUT THERE'S STUFF AROUND HERE 413 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,515 THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. 414 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,046 OH, THEN DO IT. 415 00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,590 HONEY, WHAT ABOUT DINNER? 416 00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:02,791 OH. 417 00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:04,522 DINNER SOUNDS GREAT. WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHARLIE? 418 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,404 I CAN EAT. 419 00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,061 HEY HEY HEY. WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 420 00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:14,363 WE CREATED A MONSTER. 421 00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:16,074 I KNOW. IT'S NOT FAIR. 422 00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:18,206 THEY'RE JUST SITTING THERE DOING NOTHING. 423 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,508 DAD, THAT WAS GONNA BE OUR THING. 424 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,170 WE SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT THE COUCH 425 00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:24,042 YOUR MOM TOLD US TO BUY. 426 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,253 THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR THINKING FOR MYSELF. 427 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,516 YOU DIDN'T THINK FOR YOURSELF. 428 00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:29,347 DAD, I TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO. 429 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,319 HEY, I AM STILL YOUR FATHER. 430 00:17:31,321 --> 00:17:32,581 AND I AM THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE 431 00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:34,322 COMING UP WITH THE PLANS HERE. 432 00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:38,526 AND I'M OPEN TO ANY INPUT YOU TWO MIGHT HAVE. 433 00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:47,074 I WILL NOW SAMPLE YOUR GAZPACHOS. 434 00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:55,553 BLAND. BORING. 435 00:17:55,545 --> 00:17:58,075 WINNIE, IF YOU EVER OPEN A RESTAURANT, 436 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,277 YOU SHOULD CALL IT "LOSEY'S." 437 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,549 AND THERE IT IS. 438 00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:05,864 AH. 439 00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:07,685 GAZPACHO A LA POTTY. 440 00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:10,859 TASTE BUDS, 441 00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,520 PREPARE TO DIE. 442 00:18:17,527 --> 00:18:18,527 THAT'S ODD. 443 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,883 CONFIRMING MY INITIAL IMPRESSION. 444 00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,636 THIS IS NOT COMPLETELY HORRIBLE. 445 00:18:28,638 --> 00:18:30,238 YES! 446 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,540 NOT COMPLETELY HORRIBLE! 447 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,482 I BELIEVED IN MYSELF AND IT PAID OFF! 448 00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:36,224 WHOO-HOO! 449 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,216 DIAL IT DOWN, POTTY. 450 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,488 IT'S JUST SOME VEGETABLES IN A BLENDER. 451 00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:45,563 THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 452 00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:48,397 ARE YOU CRYING? 453 00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:49,858 ARE THERE ONIONS AROUND? 454 00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:51,529 - NO. - THEN I GUESS I AM. 455 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,538 SO, I HAVE A FUNNY STORY TO TELL YOU. 456 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,740 IT'S ABOUT THIS GUY I DATED. 457 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,372 Oh, you're dating. 458 00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:06,554 WELL, I MEAN IT WAS JUST ONE DATE. 459 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,376 So what happened? 460 00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:09,878 HERE'S THE FUNNY PART. 461 00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:11,619 I REALIZED 462 00:19:11,621 --> 00:19:13,221 THAT THE ONLY REASON 463 00:19:13,223 --> 00:19:14,883 I WANTED TO DATE HIM, 464 00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:16,234 - WAS BECAUSE-- - ( knocking on door ) 465 00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:17,886 Oh, hang on. Hey. 466 00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:19,557 Oh, come in. This is great. 467 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,229 As long as you're here, there's someone I want you to meet. 468 00:19:22,232 --> 00:19:23,262 This is Gigi. 469 00:19:26,336 --> 00:19:27,366 The girl I'm dating. 470 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,868 How you doing? 471 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,471 NICE TO MEET YOU. 472 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,943 So Teddy, what did you want to tell me? 473 00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:37,214 UM... 474 00:19:37,207 --> 00:19:39,207 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS GO HAVE FUN. 475 00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:40,879 IT CAN WAIT. 476 00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:47,886 ( sighs ) AND SO CAN I. 477 00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:54,893 - IT'S SO FUN TO GO-- - HEY. 478 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,304 HEY, GUYS. WHAT HAPPENED? 479 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,667 WHERE'S MY COUCH? 480 00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:00,268 THIS IS YOUR COUCH. 481 00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:02,300 YEAH, THE ONE YOU WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. 482 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,342 BUT I LIKE THE OTHER COUCH NOW. 483 00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:06,775 THIS ONE'S GOOD TOO. 484 00:20:06,776 --> 00:20:08,236 COME ON, COME ON. SIT DOWN. 485 00:20:08,238 --> 00:20:09,578 TRY IT OUT. 486 00:20:09,579 --> 00:20:10,879 TRY IT OUT. THERE WE GO. 487 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,240 THERE WE GO. 488 00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:14,212 YEAH. NO NO NO. 489 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,293 NO NO NO NO NO. 490 00:20:15,285 --> 00:20:16,545 THERE'S NO BUTTONS. 491 00:20:16,546 --> 00:20:17,886 THIS IS FOR THE TV. 492 00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:21,749 WHERE'S THE COOLER? 493 00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:23,551 THERE IS NO COOLER EITHER. 494 00:20:23,553 --> 00:20:24,893 IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK, 495 00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:26,564 YOU HAVE TO GO INTO THE KITCHEN. 496 00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,326 YOU REMEMBER THE KITCHEN, RIGHT? 497 00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:30,759 THAT'S WHERE THE DINNER COMES FROM. 498 00:20:33,803 --> 00:20:35,873 ALL RIGHT, DAD. LET'S GIVE HER A MINUTE. 499 00:20:41,671 --> 00:20:43,571 AND THAT IS HOW MOMMY 500 00:20:43,573 --> 00:20:46,023 GOT THE COUCH SHE WANTED ALL ALONG. 501 00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:47,975 YOU'RE GOOD, MOMMY. 502 00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:50,377 I KNOW. 503 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,550 AND SCARY. 504 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,783 THANK YOU. 505 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,360 Hey, Charlie. 506 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,561 So pretty exciting first week back 507 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,033 in the Duncan house. 508 00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:07,304 We got a new couch, 509 00:21:07,297 --> 00:21:09,897 PJ almost quit another school, 510 00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:11,899 and I went on a date with a guy 511 00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:14,571 who looked a lot like Spencer. 512 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,584 He used to. 513 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,046 Now he's blonde, 514 00:21:18,047 --> 00:21:20,577 and angry. 515 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,910 And he walks with a limp. 516 00:21:23,913 --> 00:21:25,053 What-- Dad! 517 00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:26,924 I'm doing the video diary. 518 00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:29,916 Oh! I gotta get this looked at. 519 00:21:29,919 --> 00:21:32,059 If he's still doing that 520 00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:33,591 when you're my age, 521 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:37,033 I should probably wish you both good luck, Charlie. 522 00:21:37,026 --> 00:21:39,026 Don't touch the food now! 523 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,400 ( groans ) 524 00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:48,977 IF YOU LIKE A GUY 525 00:21:48,978 --> 00:21:50,508 AND THE LAUGH DOESN'T WORK, 526 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,540 THEN WHAT DO YOU DO? 527 00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:53,441 I GO WITH THE BIGGER LAUGH, GIRL. 528 00:21:53,443 --> 00:21:54,613 ( laughing ) 529 00:21:55,845 --> 00:21:57,845 ( laughing maniacally ) 530 00:21:59,849 --> 00:22:01,989 WHOO! 531 00:22:01,991 --> 00:22:03,551 YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 532 00:22:03,553 --> 00:22:05,863 SO WHAT IF YOUR LOOK DOESN'T WORK? WHAT DO YOU DO? 533 00:22:05,855 --> 00:22:07,655 THEN I DO THE WALK. 534 00:22:19,569 --> 00:22:21,709 I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. 535 00:22:21,711 --> 00:22:24,441 I ALSO HAVE A SPECIAL CALL. 536 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,554 CHECK IT OUT. 537 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:26,715 COO. 538 00:22:26,716 --> 00:22:28,716 ( mimics bird call ) 539 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,850 HOO. ( chuckles ) 540 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,852 WOW. IF THEY'RE NOT INTO THAT, 541 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,994 THEN THEY MIGHT BE INTO THIS. 542 00:22:36,986 --> 00:22:38,826 ( mimics dolphin call ) 34631

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