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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,637 --> 00:00:10,207 Well, Charlie, here we are in our hotel room, 2 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,611 and we're not on vacation. 3 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:15,223 Confused? Well, get comfortable, 4 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:16,546 'cause it's a doozy. 5 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,688 ( pounds ) Charlie, get out of the bathroom! 6 00:00:20,691 --> 00:00:22,691 Charlie: In a minute! 7 00:00:22,693 --> 00:00:26,603 Hey. Come on, guys. Huh? 8 00:00:26,597 --> 00:00:29,357 Not so bad. Kind of an adventure. 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,460 - Oh, save it. - Be quiet! 10 00:00:30,461 --> 00:00:31,561 - Shut up. - Come on. 11 00:00:31,562 --> 00:00:33,302 I'm just trying to make the best of it. 12 00:00:33,304 --> 00:00:36,114 - 'Cause you caused it. - Not totally my fault. 13 00:00:36,107 --> 00:00:38,607 - Then whose fault was it? - I'll get back to you on that. 14 00:00:38,609 --> 00:00:41,309 Ugh. Teddy, I need a hand. 15 00:00:41,312 --> 00:00:44,352 So how we got here is kind of a long story. 16 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:47,715 Let's just say this is the worst day in Duncan family history. 17 00:00:47,718 --> 00:00:49,748 - Amy: Teddy, now! - I'm coming! 18 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,320 ( sighs ) 19 00:00:52,323 --> 00:00:54,763 To be continued. 20 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:05,343 ( softly ) OH. YOU HEAR THAT, TOBY? 21 00:01:05,336 --> 00:01:07,196 IT'S CALLED QUIET. 22 00:01:07,198 --> 00:01:10,468 ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, 'CAUSE IN THIS HOUSE IT DOESN'T LAST LONG. 23 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,841 - Gabe: MOM! - HMM? TOLD YOU. 24 00:01:14,545 --> 00:01:16,575 WHY IS TOBY'S CRIB IN MY ROOM? 25 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,447 BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE SHARING A ROOM NOW. 26 00:01:18,449 --> 00:01:20,509 - WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. - NO, WE DIDN'T. 27 00:01:20,511 --> 00:01:23,151 WE DIDN'T? OH, WELL, 28 00:01:23,154 --> 00:01:24,724 TOBY AND I TALKED, AND HE'S FINE WITH IT. 29 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,556 I-- I CAN'T SHARE A ROOM WITH A BABY. 30 00:01:27,558 --> 00:01:30,118 I'M A TEENAGER NOW. I NEED MY OWN SPACE. 31 00:01:30,121 --> 00:01:32,621 WELL, I'M SORRY, HONEY, BUT WE ONLY HAVE SO MANY ROOMS. 32 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:35,273 - BESIDES, YOU LOVE TOBY. - THIS ISN'T ABOUT LOVE. 33 00:01:35,266 --> 00:01:37,166 THIS IS ABOUT SQUARE FOOTAGE. 34 00:01:37,168 --> 00:01:39,628 WELL, IF IT MAKES IT ANY EASIER, 35 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:42,570 TOBY'S ABOUT THE SAME AGE YOU WERE WHEN YOU MOVED IN WITH P.J. 36 00:01:42,573 --> 00:01:44,683 YEAH, BUT WITH ME AND P.J., 37 00:01:44,675 --> 00:01:46,535 THE LITTLE BROTHER WAS IN CHARGE. 38 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:48,477 THAT AIN'T HAPPENING WITH US. 39 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:52,640 OH... AREN'T YOU ADORABLE? 40 00:01:53,544 --> 00:01:56,694 STOP THAT, GABE! STAY STRONG. 41 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,819 ( theme music playing ) 42 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,621 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 43 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,463 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 44 00:02:04,455 --> 00:02:07,325 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 45 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,228 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 46 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:10,630 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 47 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,631 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 48 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:17,335 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 49 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:20,508 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 50 00:02:20,511 --> 00:02:22,511 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 51 00:02:22,513 --> 00:02:24,223 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 52 00:02:24,215 --> 00:02:26,875 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 53 00:02:26,877 --> 00:02:28,717 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 54 00:02:28,719 --> 00:02:30,519 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 55 00:02:30,521 --> 00:02:33,421 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 56 00:02:33,424 --> 00:02:35,664 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 57 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:39,486 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 58 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:43,430 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 59 00:02:44,435 --> 00:02:47,365 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 60 00:02:55,446 --> 00:02:56,606 ( door swings ) 61 00:02:56,607 --> 00:02:58,547 OH, HEY, P.J. 62 00:02:58,549 --> 00:03:00,679 YOU ARE A GOOD COOK. COULD YOU TASTE THIS 63 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,951 - AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK? - SURE. 64 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:11,388 ( clears throat ) UM, WHAT IS IT? 65 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,534 WELL, THAT'S NOT A GOOD QUESTION. 66 00:03:15,526 --> 00:03:18,666 IT'S NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER. 67 00:03:18,669 --> 00:03:20,569 AH. WELL, 68 00:03:20,571 --> 00:03:22,801 I'M NOT GETTING ANY CHOWDER... 69 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,683 OR CLAMS. 70 00:03:24,675 --> 00:03:26,775 OR EVEN ENGLAND. 71 00:03:26,777 --> 00:03:28,437 IT IS NEW, THOUGH. 72 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:31,981 OH MAN! 73 00:03:31,982 --> 00:03:34,952 I WANTED TO MAKE SPENCER A SPECIAL WELCOME-HOME LUNCH. 74 00:03:34,945 --> 00:03:36,645 HE WAS VISITING BIPA. 75 00:03:36,647 --> 00:03:39,887 BIPA, THE BOSTON INSTITUTE OF PERFORMING ARTS. 76 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:42,220 - HE'S HOPING TO GO THERE NEXT FALL. - ( doorbell rings ) 77 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,732 THERE HE IS. HEY, UM, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD RESCUE THIS? 78 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,496 - NO PROBLEM. - THANK YOU. 79 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,659 STEP ONE. 80 00:03:54,665 --> 00:03:58,465 - ( gasps ) OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME. - HEY. ( laughs ) 81 00:03:58,469 --> 00:04:01,309 - SO HOW WAS BIPA? - SUPA. 82 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:03,312 IT'S HOW THEY SAY "SUPER" IN BOSTON. 83 00:04:03,314 --> 00:04:05,854 I KNOW. HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR HOW THEY SAY, 84 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,576 "GO PARK YOUR CAR IN HARVARD YARD"? 85 00:04:07,578 --> 00:04:12,278 "PAHK YOUR CAH IN HAHVAHD YAHD." 86 00:04:12,283 --> 00:04:14,493 ( laughs ) SUPA. 87 00:04:14,485 --> 00:04:16,485 ( laughs ) MINE'S BETTER. 88 00:04:17,828 --> 00:04:19,488 SO HEY, HOW WAS IT? 89 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:21,960 OH MY GOSH, THE SCHOOL IS AMAZING. 90 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,402 - I MEAN, I LOVED IT. - THAT'S AWESOME. 91 00:04:24,395 --> 00:04:25,735 SO WHEN DO YOU FIND OUT IF YOU GOT IN? 92 00:04:25,736 --> 00:04:28,636 I ALREADY FOUND OUT. 93 00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:30,339 THEY ACCEPTED ME. 94 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:31,871 WAY TO GO, BOYFRIEND! 95 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,872 ♪ OH YEAH, UH-HUH. ♪ 96 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,375 WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE DOING A HAPPY DANCE? 97 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:41,049 WELL, 'CAUSE-- 'CAUSE THERE'S ONE OTHER THING. 98 00:04:41,051 --> 00:04:43,551 UM, THEY WANT ME TO START A LITTLE EARLY. 99 00:04:43,554 --> 00:04:44,964 WELL, LIKE HOW EARLY? 100 00:04:44,955 --> 00:04:47,585 MONDAY. 101 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,788 - WHAT? - YEAH, IT'S CALLED EARLY ENROLLMENT. 102 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,620 THEY HAVE A SPACE AVAILABLE AND IF I WANT IT, 103 00:04:51,622 --> 00:04:53,362 I HAVE TO TAKE IT RIGHT NOW. 104 00:04:53,364 --> 00:04:56,004 BUT YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL. 105 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,366 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH CREDITS TO GRADUATE. 106 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:02,570 WOW. THIS IS... 107 00:05:04,074 --> 00:05:05,544 WOW. 108 00:05:07,538 --> 00:05:11,608 HEY, TEDDY, I-- I HAVEN'T MADE MY DECISION YET. 109 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,542 I MEAN, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU FIRST. 110 00:05:13,544 --> 00:05:14,594 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 111 00:05:16,086 --> 00:05:18,616 I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST KIND OF IN SHOCK. 112 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,950 - YEAH, ME TOO. - ( footsteps ) 113 00:05:21,952 --> 00:05:25,862 WHO'S READY FOR SOME DELICIOUS NEW ENGLAND CHICKEN NOODLE CHOWDER? 114 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,329 DENVER OMELET? 115 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:41,537 GUYS, GUYS, I HAD AN UNBELIEVABLE DAY AT WORK. 116 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,812 WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 117 00:05:42,813 --> 00:05:45,623 OH, I THINK I HEAR TOBY. 118 00:05:45,616 --> 00:05:48,646 - BABY'S RIGHT THERE. - ( coos ) 119 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:52,079 - OH, THEN I THINK I HEAR CHARLIE. - CHARLIE'S AT A PLAYDATE. 120 00:05:52,082 --> 00:05:53,652 ( whispers ) I'M TRYING TO GET OUT OF A BUG STORY. 121 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,934 - WORK WITH ME HERE. - OKAY. 122 00:05:55,926 --> 00:05:59,356 SO I'M DOING A ROUTINE SPRAY JOB OVER AT THE ANDERSONS'-- 123 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,859 THEY HAVE A MONTHLY MAINTENANCE PACKAGE, 124 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,861 SO THAT MEANS I GO EVERY OTHER TUESDAY. 125 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,003 SO THE FIRST TUESDAY IS PERIMETER, 126 00:06:04,995 --> 00:06:07,095 - THE SECOND TUESDAY'S INTERIOR. - I THINK I HEAR THE DOORBELL. 127 00:06:07,097 --> 00:06:08,567 OH NO, YOU DON'T. 128 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:13,000 ANYWAY, LONG STORY SHORT-- 129 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:15,583 - I CAPTURED THESE BAD BOYS. - UGH. 130 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,976 HUH? BRAZILIAN TERMITES. 131 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,749 VERY RARE, VERY DESTRUCTIVE 132 00:06:21,752 --> 00:06:24,522 AND THEY'VE NEVER BEEN FOUND IN NORTH AMERICA 133 00:06:24,515 --> 00:06:26,855 UNTIL NOW. 134 00:06:26,857 --> 00:06:28,717 WELL, IF THEY'RE SO DESTRUCTIVE, 135 00:06:28,719 --> 00:06:30,819 WHY WOULD YOU BRING THEM INTO OUR HOUSE? 136 00:06:30,821 --> 00:06:32,921 OUR WOODEN HOUSE? 137 00:06:32,923 --> 00:06:34,873 HONEY, I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 138 00:06:34,865 --> 00:06:37,525 THIS CONTAINER-- TERMITE-PROOF. 139 00:06:37,528 --> 00:06:39,968 - ARE YOU SURE? - I AM SURE. 140 00:06:39,970 --> 00:06:42,170 BESIDES, IT'S ONLY GONNA BE FOR ONE NIGHT. 141 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:45,482 TOMORROW I'M TAKING 'EM TO THE UNIVERSITY OF DENVER. 142 00:06:45,476 --> 00:06:46,936 ( laughs ) THIS COULD LAND ME 143 00:06:46,937 --> 00:06:49,507 IN THE EXTERMINATOR HALL OF FAME. 144 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,980 BOB HONEY, THAT DOESN'T EXIST. 145 00:06:53,644 --> 00:06:57,624 HONEY, YES, IT DOES. IT'S IN DETROIT. 146 00:06:57,618 --> 00:07:00,648 USED TO BE IN CLEVELAND, BUT THEY HAD TO MOVE IT. 147 00:07:00,651 --> 00:07:02,551 RAT PROBLEM. 148 00:07:08,899 --> 00:07:11,029 SO I KNOW THAT IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY, 149 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,931 BUT IF SPENCER LEAVES NOW, I'M GONNA BE SO SAD. 150 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,574 WE HAVE SO MANY PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. 151 00:07:16,567 --> 00:07:18,037 WHEN I GET A BOYFRIEND, 152 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,708 WE'RE GONNA MAKE A BUNCH OF PLANS TOO. 153 00:07:20,711 --> 00:07:22,971 MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PLAN TO GET A BOYFRIEND. 154 00:07:22,973 --> 00:07:25,983 MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PLAN NOT TO TELL ME TO MAKE A PLAN. 155 00:07:25,976 --> 00:07:28,676 VOLLEYBALL FRIENDS, HUH? 156 00:07:28,679 --> 00:07:31,149 WELL, ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME. 157 00:07:32,523 --> 00:07:35,693 SO SPENCER ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT HE SHOULD DO 158 00:07:35,686 --> 00:07:37,686 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HIM. 159 00:07:37,688 --> 00:07:39,788 I THINK IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET A BOYFRIEND, 160 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:41,790 YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER LET HIM GO-- 161 00:07:41,792 --> 00:07:44,772 EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO LOCK HIM IN THE BASEMENT AND NOT TELL ANYBODY. 162 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,567 SO... 163 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,840 OF COURSE I DON'T WANT SPENCER TO GO, 164 00:07:52,843 --> 00:07:55,813 BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE TO KEEP HIM FROM GOING. 165 00:07:55,806 --> 00:07:59,606 OH MAN. I WISH I HAD SOME EXPERIENCE WITH THESE THINGS, 166 00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:02,550 BUT FOR SOME REASON BOYS FIND ME WEIRD AND OFF-PUTTING. 167 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,664 NOT JUST BOYS, SWEETIE. 168 00:08:07,618 --> 00:08:08,958 KELSEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 169 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:12,259 I THINK WHATEVER HAPPENS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 170 00:08:12,262 --> 00:08:15,032 BUT IF SPENCER GOES, THEN TEDDY WILL BE CRUSHED. 171 00:08:15,025 --> 00:08:18,195 - YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT. - AND IF HE DOESN'T GO, 172 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:21,498 - HE MIGHT BE MISERABLE. - THAT'S A GOOD POINT, TOO. 173 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,171 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 174 00:08:24,174 --> 00:08:26,184 THAT I AGREE WITH EVERYBODY. 175 00:08:26,176 --> 00:08:28,636 BUT YOU CAN'T AGREE WITH EVERYBODY. 176 00:08:28,639 --> 00:08:30,679 YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 177 00:08:30,681 --> 00:08:32,041 YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN! 178 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:34,512 OKAY, I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 179 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,994 - WHAT IS IT? - I NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS. 180 00:08:41,592 --> 00:08:45,532 MY LITTLE DEEDEE JUST LOVES PLAYING WITH YOUR LITTLE CHARLIE. 181 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,225 - OH. - ALTHOUGH, LAST TIME SHE ASKED ME, 182 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,858 "WHY DOES CHARLIE HAVE A BOY'S NAME?" 183 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:53,861 AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HER. 184 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:59,136 HEY, HONEY. HOW'S YOUR PLAYDATE GOING? 185 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,669 - EH. - MMM. 186 00:09:00,671 --> 00:09:04,311 FOLLOW UP QUESTION: WHERE'S DEEDEE? 187 00:09:04,314 --> 00:09:06,954 IN JAIL. 188 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:10,877 FINAL QUESTION: WHAT DOES "JAIL" MEAN EXACTLY? 189 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:13,051 UH, WELL, IT MEANS 190 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,893 - WE'D BETTER GO CHECK. - MMM. 191 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,287 ( gasps ) OH, MY. 192 00:09:19,289 --> 00:09:22,789 - OH. OH, DEEDEE. - ( Amy laughs ) 193 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:25,003 - NOT FUNNY. - OH, SORRY. 194 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,766 - OH. - YEAH, YOU GUYS GO PLAY. 195 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,199 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST STAY IN HERE WITH THE GIRLS FOR A WHILE. 196 00:09:31,201 --> 00:09:33,871 - SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. - OKAY, SURE. 197 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:38,084 WELL, AT LEAST THIS WILL MAKE A GOOD POST FOR MY BLOG. 198 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:42,110 UH, YOU HAVE A BLOG? 199 00:09:42,112 --> 00:09:45,922 I CALL IT "MAMA DEBBIE'S DAILY DOING'S." 200 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:49,016 ( laughs ) OH MY. 201 00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:51,759 OH, YOU'RE SERIOUS. 202 00:09:51,762 --> 00:09:53,592 YOU BETCHA. 203 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,303 I POST RECIPES, 204 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,695 OFFER HELPFUL HINTS, 205 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,667 SHARE FUN THINGS 206 00:09:58,669 --> 00:10:01,029 DOUG DOOLEY AND I DO TOGETHER. 207 00:10:01,031 --> 00:10:03,331 JUST PASSING ALONG SOME OF THE THINGS 208 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,243 I'VE LEARNED ABOUT MOTHERHOOD AND SUCH. 209 00:10:05,235 --> 00:10:08,205 WOW, AND YOU'VE BASED THIS 210 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,178 ON YOUR VAST EXPERIENCE WITH ONE CHILD? 211 00:10:11,181 --> 00:10:13,311 AND ONE ON THE WAY 212 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,823 FOR A TOTAL OF TWO. 213 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:19,286 OH. I HAVE A TOTAL OF FIVE. 214 00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,949 IT'S NOT A COMPETITION. 215 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:24,152 ( seriously ) IT WASN'T. 216 00:10:32,903 --> 00:10:36,643 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE? - TOBY KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT. 217 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,106 AH. IT'S CALLED PAYBACK. 218 00:10:39,109 --> 00:10:40,269 WHEN YOU WERE A BABY, 219 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:42,340 YOU USED TO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE, TOO. 220 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,712 I WILL NEVER FORGET 221 00:10:43,714 --> 00:10:45,324 THE NIGHT I WOKE UP IN YOUR CRIB 222 00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:46,715 AND YOU WERE IN MY BED. 223 00:10:46,717 --> 00:10:49,377 I STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU DID THAT. 224 00:10:50,921 --> 00:10:54,021 WELL, ME AND TOBY SHARING A ROOM IS NOT GONNA WORK. 225 00:10:54,024 --> 00:10:56,764 SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE... NOW. 226 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,427 OH! ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING BAD? 227 00:10:59,429 --> 00:11:01,689 'CAUSE THAT'D BE GREAT... 228 00:11:01,692 --> 00:11:04,132 - FOR ME. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 229 00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:07,874 WELL, I HAVE TO BREAK SOME DIFFICULT NEWS TO MOM AND DAD, 230 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,338 AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE HAPPY. 231 00:11:09,339 --> 00:11:11,439 SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE IF YOU GOT IN TROUBLE, 232 00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:15,951 I COULD SNEAK MY NEWS IN AND KIND OF PIGGYBACK ON YOUR BADNESS. 233 00:11:15,946 --> 00:11:18,676 WELL, WHAT'S THE NEWS? 234 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,708 OH, IT'S NOTHING. 235 00:11:20,711 --> 00:11:22,911 YOU KNOW, I'D GET IT OUT OF YOU, 236 00:11:22,913 --> 00:11:25,223 BUT I AM WAY TOO TIRED. 237 00:11:25,215 --> 00:11:27,055 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 238 00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:29,717 YOU GONNA BE GETTING INTO TROUBLE ANYTIME SOON? 239 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,120 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S DIFFERENT. 240 00:11:32,122 --> 00:11:33,762 I'M A TEENAGER NOW. 241 00:11:33,764 --> 00:11:36,434 WELL, WHAT KIND OF ATTITUDE IS THAT? 242 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,728 THAT IS QUITTER TALK. 243 00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:46,814 BRAZILIAN TERMITES. 244 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,307 THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING 245 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,178 SINCE I DISCOVERED THOSE UKRAINIAN GRUB WORMS IN '06. 246 00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:54,341 EXCUSE ME, I DISCOVERED THOSE. 247 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,754 NO, I WAS IN THE CRAWL SPACE. 248 00:11:56,747 --> 00:11:58,147 YOU WERE IN THE PORT-A-JOHN. 249 00:11:59,149 --> 00:12:01,119 FINE. HERE. 250 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,051 FEAST YOUR EYES ON THOSE LITTLE BEAUTIES. 251 00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:05,103 I DON'T SEE 'EM. 252 00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:07,425 - WELL, THEY'RE IN THERE. - ARE YOU SURE? 253 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,227 ALL I SEE ARE TWO LITTLE HOLES. 254 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,799 HOLES?! 255 00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:12,731 OH NO. 256 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,032 NO NO NO! 257 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,944 THEY ATE RIGHT THROUGH THE PLASTIC! 258 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:20,206 OH, THIS IS BAD. THIS IS REALLY BAD. 259 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:23,940 OKAY, LOOK, WE GOTTA WIPE 'EM OUT BEFORE THEY MULTIPLY-- 260 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,484 MORE IMPORTANTLY, BEFORE AMY FINDS OUT. 261 00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:28,846 WELL, WE COULD TENT THE PLACE. 262 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,379 HEY, THERE YOU GO. 263 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:33,520 SHE'LL NEVER NOTICE A GIANT GAS-FILLED TARP COVERING THE HOUSE. 264 00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:36,434 WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 265 00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:39,487 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 266 00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:41,129 TO THE BUGMOBILE! 267 00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:44,392 I LOVE WHEN HE DOES THAT. 268 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:54,200 HEY, SWEETIE, CAN YOU GO GET ME THE JAIL? MOMMY NEEDS TO DO LAUNDRY. 269 00:12:54,204 --> 00:12:57,354 - OKAY. - THANK YOU, SWEETIE. 270 00:12:57,347 --> 00:12:59,777 HI, CHARLIE. HEY, MOM. 271 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,909 - HEY, SWEETIE. - WHAT YOU DOING? 272 00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:03,011 WORKING ON MY MOMMY BLOG. 273 00:13:03,013 --> 00:13:05,423 MOMMY BLOG? THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU. 274 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:08,015 I AM GONNA KICK DEBBIE DOOLEY'S BUTT. 275 00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:09,418 THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU. 276 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:14,261 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS I'M HAVING TROUBLE COMING UP WITH TOPICS. 277 00:13:14,264 --> 00:13:15,574 WHAT KIND OF STUFF DOES DEBBIE POST ABOUT? 278 00:13:15,565 --> 00:13:17,565 - RECIPES-- - OOH, SO THAT'S OUT. 279 00:13:19,369 --> 00:13:22,129 SHE ALSO WRITES ABOUT FUN STUFF SHE DOES WITH HER HUSBAND, 280 00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:23,502 SO THAT'S OUT TOO. 281 00:13:25,175 --> 00:13:27,175 HEY, WHERE IS GABE? HE'S ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING? 282 00:13:27,177 --> 00:13:28,537 WELL, HERE'S HOPING. 283 00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:31,978 I MEAN FOR YOU AND YOUR BLOG. 284 00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,483 NOT FOR ME. ( scoffs ) 285 00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:37,454 WHY WOULD I NEED HIM TO DO ANYTHING BAD? 286 00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:39,588 COMING! 287 00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:50,498 - HEY. - HI. 288 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,300 - SO LISTEN, I-- - SO, TEDDY, I-- 289 00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:54,362 - YOU FIRST. - OKAY. 290 00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:58,036 I'M JUST GONNA COME OUT AND SAY IT. 291 00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:02,009 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO BOSTON. 292 00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:04,473 OH. 293 00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:08,184 'CAUSE I WAS KINDA LEANING TOWARDS NOT GOING. 294 00:14:08,178 --> 00:14:10,478 - WHY? - I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN LEAVE YOU. 295 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:14,350 OH, SPENCE, BUT BIPA IS YOUR DREAM SCHOOL. 296 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,894 IT'S THE BEST MUSIC PROGRAM IN THE COUNTRY 297 00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:18,987 AND YOU KNOW IF YOU DON'T GRAB THIS OPPORTUNITY, 298 00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:20,529 YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 299 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,560 YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT THE ONLY COLLEGE OUT THERE. 300 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:23,932 I MEAN, I COULD STAY HERE AND AUDITION 301 00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:25,504 FOR THE DENVER INSTITUTE OF PERFORMING ARTS. 302 00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:28,395 - ( inhales sharply ) DIPA? - YEAH. 303 00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:31,269 DIPA'S NOT AS GOOD AS BIPA. 304 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,071 OH YEAH? YOU KNOW WHO WENT TO DIPA? 305 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,584 - KELLY RIPA. - RIPA WENT TO DIPA? 306 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,506 NO, I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 307 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,580 HEY, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO DO THIS. 308 00:14:43,613 --> 00:14:45,363 YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT US? 309 00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:47,485 WELL, THERE WILL STILL BE AN US, 310 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,417 JUST A LONG-DISTANCE US. 311 00:14:49,419 --> 00:14:51,419 YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN MAKE THAT WORK? 312 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:53,491 HEY, NOTHING IS FAR AWAY ANYMORE. 313 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,473 WE CAN-- WE CAN TEXT. 314 00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:57,295 WE CAN TALK ON THE PHONE. 315 00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,127 WE CAN VIDEO CHAT. WE CAN EMAIL. 316 00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:03,230 OH, AND THE GREAT PART IS THAT WHEN I SMELL FUNNY, 317 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:04,673 - YOU WON'T HAVE A CLUE. - ( laughs ) 318 00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:07,414 - HEY, YOU NEVER SMELL FUNNY. - I KNOW. 319 00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:16,554 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, SWEETIE. WE CAN DO THIS. 320 00:15:16,546 --> 00:15:19,246 YEAH, OF COURSE WE CAN. 321 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,620 SO WHEN DO YOU HAVE TO LEAVE? 322 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,622 WELL... 323 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,604 TOMORROW. 324 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,958 OKAY. 325 00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:32,461 THEN COME HERE. 326 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,306 UNTIL TOMORROW, 327 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,538 I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GO. 328 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,040 ME NEITHER. 329 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,642 ( grunts ) 330 00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:48,115 HEY, IT'S KINDA COLD OUT HERE. YOU WANNA GO INSIDE? 331 00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:49,478 SURE. 332 00:15:49,479 --> 00:15:51,479 ( shuffling footsteps ) 333 00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:03,459 OKAY, MY HUNGRY LITTLE ANTS, 334 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,543 TODAY'S SPECIAL 335 00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:08,135 IS BRAZILIAN. 336 00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,638 BON APPETIT. 337 00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:12,269 - DAD? - OW! 338 00:16:13,603 --> 00:16:17,683 - P.J.! - WHY ARE YOU RELEASING ANTS IN THE HOUSE? 339 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:21,047 UH, BECAUSE... 340 00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:22,451 I'M TRAINING. 341 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,664 I'M LETTING THE ANTS GO NOW 342 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:27,555 SO I CAN CATCH 'EM AGAIN LATER. 343 00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:30,058 ALL THE EXTERMINATORS DO IT. 344 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,991 DAD, DO YOU THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY 345 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,373 I'M NOT THE BRIGHTEST DUNCAN? 346 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,026 IT-- IT'S MORE THAN FAIR, SON. 347 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,300 SO IF I'M NOT BUYING THIS STORY, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL? 348 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,584 ( sighs ) ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 349 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,680 THOSE BRAZILIAN TERMITES THAT I BROUGHT HOME? 350 00:16:52,682 --> 00:16:55,692 - MM-HMM. - THEY GOT OUT, SO I BROUGHT IN SOME ANTS, 351 00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:57,415 BECAUSE THE ANTS WILL EAT THE TERMITES. SEE? 352 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,487 SO IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 353 00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:01,489 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 354 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,064 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TENT THE HOUSE? 355 00:17:06,056 --> 00:17:08,256 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOUR MOM TO FIND OUT. 356 00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:10,558 BECAUSE IF MOM FOUND OUT, THAT'D BE BAD. 357 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,360 THAT WOULD BE VERY BAD. 358 00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:14,402 BUT SHE'S NOT GONNA FIND OUT. 359 00:17:14,404 --> 00:17:16,244 RIGHT, RIGHT. 360 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,106 BUT WHEN SHE DOES, COULD YOU LET ME KNOW? 361 00:17:20,110 --> 00:17:22,540 - WHY? - JUST 'CAUSE. 362 00:17:24,274 --> 00:17:26,424 ( scoffs ) IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE. 363 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,317 COMING! 364 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,391 - HELLO? - Gabe: IT'S OPEN! 365 00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:50,597 - WHAT IS THIS? - IT'S MY NEW ROOM. 366 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,770 - NO, IT'S NOT. - THEN WHAT'S MY BED DOING HERE? 367 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,745 GABE, YOU ARE NOT TAKING OVER THE LIVING ROOM. 368 00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,548 IT'S NOT THE LIVING ROOM. IT'S THE FIREPLACE AREA. 369 00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:03,381 OH YEAH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER-- 370 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,723 GABE WITH FIRE IN HIS ROOM. 371 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,618 NOW PACK IT UP! 372 00:18:11,461 --> 00:18:13,361 THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR ANSWERING THE CURTAIN. 373 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,168 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOUR FACE. 374 00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:24,601 I KNOW IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS, BUT I MISS YOU SO MUCH. 375 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,384 Oh, I miss you too. 376 00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:28,436 And I'm sorry we haven't been able to talk very much, 377 00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:30,778 it's just with orientation and everything-- 378 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:33,140 IT'S OKAY. I GET IT. 379 00:18:33,143 --> 00:18:36,323 Amy: TEDDY, CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND WITH TOBY? 380 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,616 BE RIGHT BACK. 381 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,150 - ( yawns ) MORNING, HONEY. - HELLO. 382 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,200 - Spencer: Hey, Mr. Duncan. - OH! 383 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,665 SPENCER? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER? 384 00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:00,408 Oh, just video-chatting. 385 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,540 HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT? 386 00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:06,323 YOU SEE THE BUTT SCRATCH? 387 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,477 Yes, sir. 388 00:19:09,519 --> 00:19:10,449 I HAD AN ITCH. 389 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,150 Oh no, I completely understand. 390 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,451 It's just-- well, 391 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,163 after the scratch you picked up an apple 392 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,655 then you put it back. 393 00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:21,529 WELL, YEAH, I JUST-- 394 00:19:21,531 --> 00:19:23,791 I REALIZED I WAS IN THE MOOD FOR CEREAL. 395 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,395 Not really the point. 396 00:19:28,638 --> 00:19:32,838 - OKAY, I'M BACK. ( chuckles ) - SEE YOU. 397 00:19:32,842 --> 00:19:34,672 FINALLY, WE'RE ALL ALONE. 398 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,375 HELLO. 399 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,407 EXCEPT FOR CHARLIE. 400 00:19:41,951 --> 00:19:45,591 - Hi, Charlie. - HOW DID HE GET IN THERE? 401 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,585 CHARLIE, SPENCER'S NOT REALLY IN THE COMPUTER. 402 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,917 - HE'S IN BOSTON. - CAN YOU SEE ME? 403 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,720 I sure can. 404 00:19:52,722 --> 00:19:54,762 I just can't see your sister. 405 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:03,730 YEAH, JUST CHILLING IN MY NEW ROOM, DUDE. 406 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:06,444 YEAH, I'M LOVING IT. 407 00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:08,606 ( washer chugging ) 408 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,438 UM, I'M GONNA NEED TO CALL YOU BACK. 409 00:20:12,682 --> 00:20:15,212 NO, THE SPIN CYCLE JUST STARTED. 410 00:20:17,747 --> 00:20:19,887 THIS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM. 411 00:20:23,553 --> 00:20:26,463 - HI. - HI. 412 00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:28,596 JUST THOUGHT I'D POP OVER AND TELL YOU 413 00:20:28,598 --> 00:20:31,458 - I SAW YOUR BLOG. - OH. 414 00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:34,531 AND I ESPECIALLY ENJOYED YOUR FIRST POST, 415 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,544 "THAT DARN CARLIE." 416 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,738 SO IMPORTANT TO PROOFREAD. 417 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,572 OH. 418 00:20:44,574 --> 00:20:46,524 WELL, THANK YOU. 419 00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:49,776 AND NEXT TIME YOU HAVE ANY HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS, 420 00:20:49,779 --> 00:20:54,449 DON'T COME OVER. YEAH. JUST FEEL FREE TO PUT IT IN MY COMMENTS SECTION. 421 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,694 OH, THAT'S THOUGHTFUL. 422 00:20:56,686 --> 00:20:59,926 MM-HMM. WELL, I ALWAYS ENJOY TELLING YOU WHERE TO PUT THINGS. 423 00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:02,889 MMM. SINCE I'M HERE NOW, 424 00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,862 LET ME GIVE YOU A FEW TIPS. 425 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:08,474 I CALL THEM "DEBBIE DOOLEY'S DOs AND DON'Ts." 426 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,568 DO USE SPELL-CHECK. 427 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,471 DON'T NOT USE SPELL-CHECK. 428 00:21:16,306 --> 00:21:19,446 DO KNOW THAT MY BLOG 429 00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:21,979 WILL ALWAYS BE MORE POPULAR THAN YOURS. 430 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,761 DON'T THINK IT WON'T. 431 00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:29,988 OKAY. 432 00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:34,392 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. 433 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,804 THOUGH, YOU KNOW, I HAVE SOME HELPFUL HINTS MYSELF. YEAH. 434 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,996 ( mockingly ) DO GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM. 435 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,729 DON'T BOTHER ME AGAIN. 436 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,476 SO HOW'S THE LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP GOING? 437 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:54,080 NOT GOOD. YOU KNOW, WE BOTH HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT SCHEDULES, 438 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,053 WE BARELY HAD ANY TIME TO TALK. 439 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:58,485 TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD'VE LOCKED HIM IN THE BASEMENT. 440 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,690 I KNOW IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE DAYS, 441 00:22:03,693 --> 00:22:05,963 BUT I MISS HIM SO MUCH. 442 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:08,025 I JUST WISH I COULD SEE HIM. 443 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,557 SO WHY DON'T YOU? 444 00:22:09,559 --> 00:22:11,559 FLY ALL THE WAY TO BOSTON 445 00:22:11,561 --> 00:22:13,061 BY MYSELF? 446 00:22:13,062 --> 00:22:15,872 MY MOM AND DAD WOULD NEVER LET ME DO THAT. 447 00:22:15,865 --> 00:22:17,665 UNLESS THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT. 448 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:18,837 YOU COULD JUST TELL THEM 449 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,008 THAT YOU'RE SPENDING THE WEEKEND AT MY HOUSE. 450 00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:23,540 - OOH. - MM-HMM. 451 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:26,453 THAT'S GOOD. I LIKE THAT. 452 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,676 SO THIS WEEKEND, 453 00:22:28,678 --> 00:22:31,918 WE'LL BE AT "YOUR HOUSE." 454 00:22:31,921 --> 00:22:35,121 ♪ YEAH, SLEEPOVER AT IVY'S! ♪ 455 00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:37,786 IT'S NOT REALLY HAPPENING. 456 00:22:38,828 --> 00:22:41,558 YEAH, IT'S NOT REALLY HAPPENING. 457 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,772 ( whispers ) I'LL BRING THE POPCORN BALLS. 458 00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:54,771 ( sighs ) THIS IS NICE. 459 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:58,054 - ( garage door rattling ) - ( vehicle approaches ) 460 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,751 - ( engine stops ) - ( door opens ) 461 00:23:05,415 --> 00:23:07,955 - HEY, GABE. - YOU LEFT THE LIGHTS ON, DAD. 462 00:23:07,957 --> 00:23:09,617 THEY TURN OFF BY THEMSELVES. 463 00:23:09,619 --> 00:23:11,659 - ( clicks ) - SEE? 464 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:15,572 ( Gabe sighs ) 465 00:23:16,826 --> 00:23:19,466 - ( alarm blaring ) - AH! 466 00:23:19,469 --> 00:23:21,429 DAD! 467 00:23:24,434 --> 00:23:27,644 ( shouting ) YEAH, BEEN HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH THAT! 468 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,439 - ( alarm continues ) - WELL, GOOD NIGHT! 469 00:23:34,143 --> 00:23:36,023 ( door closes ) 470 00:23:38,988 --> 00:23:43,818 OKAY, MOM. WELL, I'M OFF TO IVY'S FOR THE WEEKEND. 471 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,503 WHOA. THAT'S A PRETTY BIG SUITCASE YOU GOT THERE. 472 00:23:48,498 --> 00:23:50,528 OH, IVY AND I ARE DOING MAKEOVERS. 473 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,430 WE'RE, UH-- YOU-- 474 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,531 YOU KNOW US GIRLS. 475 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:56,013 OH, WELL, BEFORE YOU GO, COME CHECK OUT MY BLOG. 476 00:23:56,005 --> 00:23:58,105 OH, YOU HAVE A BLOG. 477 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,608 - "HALF A DOZEN DUNCANS." - CATCHY, HUH? 478 00:24:02,612 --> 00:24:04,572 "THE ADVENTURES OF AMY DUNCAN, 479 00:24:04,574 --> 00:24:08,884 A MAMA BIRD WHOSE NEST IS BURSTING WITH SIX CRAZY CHICKIES." 480 00:24:08,878 --> 00:24:11,048 MOM, YOU ONLY HAVE FIVE KIDS. 481 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,580 I MADE ONE UP. 482 00:24:14,884 --> 00:24:16,594 SKIPPY. 483 00:24:17,627 --> 00:24:19,557 - SKIPPY DUNCAN. - MMM. 484 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,589 SKIPPY MARIE DUNCAN. 485 00:24:21,591 --> 00:24:23,591 SHE'S EIGHT. 486 00:24:23,593 --> 00:24:26,203 YOU ARE AN INTERESTING WOMAN, MOM. 487 00:24:26,195 --> 00:24:29,065 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 488 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,738 AND OH MY GOODNESS, 489 00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:33,240 THIS SKIPPY IS A HANDFUL. 490 00:24:33,242 --> 00:24:35,852 LAST NIGHT BECAUSE SHE WAS AFRAID OF THE DARK, 491 00:24:35,845 --> 00:24:38,145 SHE SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS. 492 00:24:38,147 --> 00:24:40,747 BOY, DID THAT CAUSE A RUCKUS. ( laughs ) 493 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:44,580 A VERY INTERESTING WOMAN. 494 00:24:52,121 --> 00:24:54,521 WHAT HAPPENED? DID MOM AND DAD KICK YOU OUT 495 00:24:54,524 --> 00:24:57,274 BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING HORRIBLE? PLEASE SAY YES. 496 00:24:57,266 --> 00:25:00,896 DUDE, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. THIS IS MY NEW ROOM. 497 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,600 GABE, YOU CAN'T LIVE ON THE PORCH. 498 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,913 - WHY NOT? - WELL, FOR ONE THING, THERE'S NO LIGHT. 499 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:08,135 PORCH LIGHT. 500 00:25:08,137 --> 00:25:09,577 THERE'S NO RUNNING WATER. 501 00:25:09,579 --> 00:25:10,939 HOSE. 502 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,610 WHAT ABOUT A BATHROOM? 503 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:15,512 HELLO. ( laughs ) 504 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,754 YOU'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT, HUH? 505 00:25:17,747 --> 00:25:19,747 BEEN SO BUSY WITH YOUR NEW ROOM 506 00:25:19,749 --> 00:25:22,589 YOU FORGOT TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR YOUR BIG BROTHER. 507 00:25:22,592 --> 00:25:25,762 WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID TO TELL MOM AND DAD? 508 00:25:25,755 --> 00:25:27,895 CAN'T SAY. IT'S BAD. 509 00:25:27,897 --> 00:25:30,897 OH, COME ON, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. JUST TELL ME WHAT IT IS. 510 00:25:33,563 --> 00:25:35,003 OKAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYBODY. 511 00:25:35,004 --> 00:25:36,944 I PROMISE. 512 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:40,766 ( sighs ) ALL RIGHT. HERE GOES. 513 00:25:41,811 --> 00:25:43,741 I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE. 514 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,043 WHAT?! 515 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:48,624 OH MAN, MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA KILL YOU! 516 00:25:48,618 --> 00:25:50,618 YOU JUST SAID IT WASN'T EVEN THAT BAD. 517 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,120 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS! 518 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:55,322 WAIT. WHY'D YOU QUIT COLLEGE? 519 00:25:55,324 --> 00:25:58,164 BECAUSE IT'S JUST-- IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME, 520 00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:00,627 AND THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I WANNA DO. 521 00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:02,060 WELL, YOU'D BETTER DO IT QUICK, 522 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,931 - BECAUSE MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA KILL YOU! - YOU SAID THAT ALREADY! 523 00:26:05,935 --> 00:26:07,735 ( sighs ) 524 00:26:07,737 --> 00:26:09,797 WELL, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL 'EM? 525 00:26:09,799 --> 00:26:11,069 I DON'T KNOW. 526 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,600 SOON, PROBABLY. 527 00:26:12,602 --> 00:26:16,112 THERE'S A CHANCE DAD MIGHT BE IN SOME HOT WATER WITH MOM. 528 00:26:16,105 --> 00:26:17,775 I'M GONNA WAIT AND SEE HOW THAT PLAYS OUT. 529 00:26:19,809 --> 00:26:21,079 HEY, CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM? 530 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,750 - YEAH, SURE, GO AHEAD. - COOL. 531 00:26:27,056 --> 00:26:30,056 - OH, HEY, HON. - HEY, SWEETIE. 532 00:26:30,059 --> 00:26:33,259 LOOK, BABE, THERE'S SANDWICH FIXINS OVER THERE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. 533 00:26:33,262 --> 00:26:34,762 OH! 534 00:26:34,764 --> 00:26:38,304 THAT SOUNDS... GUH! 535 00:26:39,328 --> 00:26:42,368 "GUH"? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 536 00:26:42,371 --> 00:26:43,971 NOTHING. 537 00:26:57,146 --> 00:26:58,886 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 538 00:26:58,888 --> 00:27:00,288 JUST STRETCHING. 539 00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:03,851 BEFORE YOU EAT? 540 00:27:03,853 --> 00:27:05,353 IT'S PRETTY IMPORTANT. 541 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,902 SO WHAT'S BRINGING YOU TO BOSTON? 542 00:27:14,904 --> 00:27:16,814 WELL, HOPEFULLY THIS PLANE. 543 00:27:16,806 --> 00:27:20,006 ( both laugh ) 544 00:27:20,009 --> 00:27:23,709 NO, ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA GO VISIT MY BOYFRIEND. 545 00:27:23,713 --> 00:27:25,643 WE'RE IN A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP. 546 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,684 AH. WELL, YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO THE RIGHT GUY. 547 00:27:28,678 --> 00:27:30,348 I TRAVEL FOR A LIVING 548 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,179 AND I'VE GOT TONS OF TIPS. 549 00:27:32,181 --> 00:27:35,891 FIRST OFF, DON'T TRAVEL FOR A LIVING. 550 00:27:35,885 --> 00:27:38,885 ( laughs ) 551 00:27:38,888 --> 00:27:41,958 SERIOUSLY NOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA HAVE TO HAVE 552 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,731 ONE OF THESE THINGS HANDY. 553 00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:45,363 WELL, IT LOOKS VERY COMFORTABLE. 554 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:50,144 - AH. I ALWAYS CARRY A SPARE. - ( bag rustles ) 555 00:27:50,139 --> 00:27:52,299 THANKS. ( chuckles ) 556 00:27:52,301 --> 00:27:55,851 - HUNGRY? - UH, I GUESS. 557 00:27:55,845 --> 00:27:57,005 - WHAT DO YOU GOT? - ( clicks ) 558 00:27:57,006 --> 00:27:58,406 WALDORF SALAD. 559 00:28:00,249 --> 00:28:02,449 WELL, IF THAT'S ALL YOU GOT. 560 00:28:02,451 --> 00:28:04,051 FRESH GROUND PEPPER? 561 00:28:04,053 --> 00:28:06,763 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 562 00:28:10,159 --> 00:28:12,089 BY THE WAY, I'M HERB PICKLER. 563 00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:14,221 OH, TEDDY DUNCAN. NICE TO MEET YOU. 564 00:28:14,223 --> 00:28:16,233 TELL ME, TEDDY, 565 00:28:16,225 --> 00:28:19,365 DO YOU HAVE ANY NEED FOR HIGH-PRESSURE GAS FLANGES? 566 00:28:21,370 --> 00:28:23,800 UM, NOT AT THE MOMENT. 567 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:27,243 OH. WELL, TAKE MY CARD, ANYWAY. 568 00:28:27,236 --> 00:28:29,176 YOU NEVER KNOW. 569 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,480 I PRETTY MUCH KNOW, BUT THANK YOU. 570 00:28:35,484 --> 00:28:38,054 SO HOW LONG YOU GONNA BE IN BOSTON? 571 00:28:38,047 --> 00:28:40,947 OH, JUST FOR THE WEEKEND. I'M GONNA SURPRISE MY BOYFRIEND. 572 00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:43,450 - OH. - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE. 573 00:28:45,494 --> 00:28:47,934 I'M GOING TO DENVER TO SURPRISE MY GIRLFRIEND. 574 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,027 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE. 575 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,243 ( violin music playing ) 576 00:28:59,168 --> 00:29:03,338 - ( knocks on door ) - IT'S OPEN. 577 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:06,252 SURPRISE! 578 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,275 OH WOW. THIS IS CRAZY. 579 00:29:09,278 --> 00:29:12,078 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 580 00:29:12,081 --> 00:29:14,751 ( clears throat ) UM, IS SPENCER HERE? 581 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,793 HE'S IN DENVER. HE WENT TO SURPRISE HIS GIRLFRIEND. 582 00:29:17,787 --> 00:29:21,187 I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND. I CAME HERE TO SURPRISE HIM. 583 00:29:21,190 --> 00:29:25,260 - WELL, THAT WAS EXCITING FOR A SECOND. - ( sighs ) 584 00:29:28,497 --> 00:29:31,467 ( cellphone rings ) 585 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:35,500 TEDDY. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHERE I AM. 586 00:29:35,504 --> 00:29:38,384 - DENVER? - HUH. I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE HARDER. 587 00:29:39,949 --> 00:29:41,409 YEAH, WELL, GUESS WHERE I AM. 588 00:29:42,411 --> 00:29:44,311 BOSTON! 589 00:29:44,313 --> 00:29:48,323 - WHAT? - WELL, I GUESS WE BOTH HAD THE SAME IDEA. 590 00:29:48,317 --> 00:29:50,257 SURPRISE! 591 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:53,360 OH GOSH, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 592 00:29:53,362 --> 00:29:54,962 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SEE EACH OTHER. 593 00:29:54,964 --> 00:29:57,434 YES, WE ARE. OKAY, YOU STAY RIGHT THERE. 594 00:29:57,426 --> 00:29:59,166 I'LL JUST TAKE THE FIRST FLIGHT BACK. 595 00:29:59,168 --> 00:30:01,368 WELL, I MEAN I'M ALREADY AT YOUR FRONT DOOR. 596 00:30:01,370 --> 00:30:03,830 - I MIGHT AS WELL SAY HI TO YOUR PARENTS. - ( doorbell rings ) 597 00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,203 DON'T. NO NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 598 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,984 THEY DON'T KNOW THAT I'M OUT HERE. 599 00:30:06,976 --> 00:30:09,376 - WELL, I JUST RANG THE BELL. - JUST-- MOVE! 600 00:30:09,378 --> 00:30:10,838 ( stammers ) 601 00:30:17,847 --> 00:30:21,417 SON, THAT IS WHAT WE CALL "DING-DONG DITCH." 602 00:30:29,158 --> 00:30:32,398 HEY, CHARLIE, WANNA PLAY A GAME? 603 00:30:32,401 --> 00:30:34,401 OKAY, SO I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER, 604 00:30:34,403 --> 00:30:38,213 AND IF YOU GUESS IT, YOU GET TO HAVE TOBY MOVE INTO YOUR ROOM. 605 00:30:38,207 --> 00:30:39,567 NICE TRY. 606 00:30:43,612 --> 00:30:46,952 P.J., YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME? 607 00:30:48,177 --> 00:30:50,147 STILL TRYING TO FIND A BEDROOM, HUH? 608 00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:52,979 YEAH, AND I'VE TRIED EVERYWHERE-- 609 00:30:52,982 --> 00:30:55,582 THE LIVING ROOM, THE BASEMENT, THE FRONT PORCH. 610 00:30:55,584 --> 00:30:58,294 I ASSUME YOU'VE RULED OUT THE ATTIC. UGH! 611 00:30:58,287 --> 00:31:02,257 - THE WHAT? - THE ATTIC. UGH! 612 00:31:03,292 --> 00:31:05,392 WE HAVE AN ATTIC? 613 00:31:05,394 --> 00:31:08,144 YEAH. IT'S UPSTAIRS. 614 00:31:08,137 --> 00:31:10,367 YEAH YEAH, THAT'D BE THE PLACE FOR IT. 615 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,899 WAIT. WHY DIDN'T I KNOW WE HAD AN ATTIC? 616 00:31:12,902 --> 00:31:15,302 YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A TREE HOUSE EITHER. 617 00:31:15,304 --> 00:31:17,314 YOU GOTTA START LOOKING UP. 618 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:26,891 - HUH. - SEE? UGH! 619 00:31:28,257 --> 00:31:29,957 IT'S NOT "UGH!" 620 00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:32,119 IT'S "HEY!" 621 00:31:39,268 --> 00:31:40,968 - ( sighs ) - TEDDY! 622 00:31:40,970 --> 00:31:44,530 - HERB. HI. - HEY, HOW WAS YOUR DAY IN BOSTON? 623 00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:46,313 ( sighs ) NOT SO GOOD. 624 00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:47,935 PILLOW ME. 625 00:31:49,939 --> 00:31:53,309 THANKS. SO MY BOYFRIEND 626 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:56,352 DECIDED TO SURPRISE ME AND FLEW OUT TO DENVER. 627 00:31:56,345 --> 00:32:00,085 OH, THE OLD DOUBLE SURPRISE GONE BAD. 628 00:32:00,089 --> 00:32:03,089 I COULD SING A FEW BARS OF THAT ONE. 629 00:32:04,093 --> 00:32:05,653 BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO, RIGHT? 630 00:32:05,654 --> 00:32:10,334 NO NO, THEY FROWN UPON THAT DURING THE SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT. 631 00:32:12,261 --> 00:32:14,231 IT'S JUST THAT BY THE TIME I GET BACK, 632 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,273 SPENCER I WILL BARELY HAVE ANY TIME TOGETHER. 633 00:32:16,265 --> 00:32:18,705 ALL LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS ARE BRUTAL. 634 00:32:18,707 --> 00:32:20,307 YOU TRY TO MAKE 'EM WORK. 635 00:32:20,309 --> 00:32:24,109 YOU EMAIL, YOU TEXT, YOU VIDEO CHAT, 636 00:32:24,113 --> 00:32:26,483 THEN ONE NIGHT YOU DECIDE YOU'D RATHER WATCH 637 00:32:26,475 --> 00:32:28,715 A "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" MARATHON 638 00:32:28,717 --> 00:32:30,977 AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE THE BAD GUY. 639 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,231 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME. 640 00:32:36,225 --> 00:32:39,625 STAY AWAY FROM THE FIRST SEASON. IT'S ADDICTIVE. 641 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,190 GOOD TO KNOW. 642 00:32:44,193 --> 00:32:47,203 ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE 643 00:32:47,196 --> 00:32:49,436 FOR BEING IN THE SAME PLACE TOGETHER, 644 00:32:49,438 --> 00:32:53,198 AND ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS JUST KIDDING THEMSELVES. 645 00:32:55,444 --> 00:32:57,554 OH, EXCEPT FOR YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND. 646 00:32:57,546 --> 00:32:59,506 YOU KIDS'LL BE FINE. 647 00:33:00,609 --> 00:33:02,549 ( P.A. chimes ) 648 00:33:02,551 --> 00:33:05,381 This is the captain speaking. Just wanna let you know 649 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,394 that there's some weather over the Ohio Valley, 650 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,356 so we're gonna be a little delayed tonight-- 651 00:33:09,358 --> 00:33:11,158 three, four hours tops. 652 00:33:12,221 --> 00:33:14,591 WHA-- WELL, HERE'S A THOUGHT: 653 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:18,233 ( emphatically ) FLY AROUND OHIO. 654 00:33:18,227 --> 00:33:21,467 - ( sighs ) - WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE. 655 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,231 MINI QUICHE? 656 00:33:30,379 --> 00:33:33,279 - HEY, MOM. - HEY, P.J. 657 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,794 P.J.'s voice: OKAY, SHE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE. 658 00:33:36,785 --> 00:33:40,415 JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND TELL HER YOU DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE. 659 00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:43,019 IF YOU HOLD IT IN ONE MORE SECOND, YOU'LL GO-- 660 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,591 OOH, GRAPES! 661 00:33:44,593 --> 00:33:46,803 WHEN DID WE GET THOSE? 662 00:33:46,795 --> 00:33:49,225 MOM MUST'VE GONE TO THE STORE. 663 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,359 BUT SHE DOESN'T ALWAYS WASH THEM. 664 00:33:54,563 --> 00:33:56,573 DID I JUST EAT AN UNWASHED GRAPE? 665 00:33:59,608 --> 00:34:01,738 WHAT AM I DOING IN THE KITCHEN? 666 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:04,170 OH, RIGHT. 667 00:34:07,376 --> 00:34:09,376 MOM? 668 00:34:09,378 --> 00:34:11,378 - THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YA. - ( phone rings ) 669 00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:13,750 - ( sighs ) - ( beeps ) 670 00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:15,482 HELLO. 671 00:34:16,725 --> 00:34:18,325 YEAH, HOLD ON. 672 00:34:18,327 --> 00:34:21,457 SOMEBODY FROM "GOOD MORNING, DENVER" WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 673 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:25,330 "GOOD MORNING, DENVER"? THE TV SHOW? 674 00:34:25,334 --> 00:34:26,344 YEAH. 675 00:34:27,436 --> 00:34:29,466 I THINK I HAVE A MINUTE. 676 00:34:32,401 --> 00:34:34,241 HELLO. 677 00:34:34,243 --> 00:34:36,213 ( clears throat ) 678 00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:37,345 THIS IS SHE. 679 00:34:38,847 --> 00:34:42,307 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 680 00:34:43,452 --> 00:34:46,522 I-- I THINK I COULD ARRANGE SOMETHING. 681 00:34:46,515 --> 00:34:47,855 OH, VERY GOOD. 682 00:34:47,856 --> 00:34:50,756 YES, THANK YOU FOR CALLING. 683 00:34:50,759 --> 00:34:52,619 ( beeps ) 684 00:34:54,323 --> 00:34:57,273 ( screams, whooping ) 685 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:03,331 WHAT'S GOING ON? 686 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:08,584 ( inhales deeply ) I'M GONNA BE ON TV! 687 00:35:08,577 --> 00:35:10,237 WOW, THAT'S GREAT, MOM. 688 00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,209 THEY LOVED MY MOMMY BLOG 689 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:14,241 AND THEY WANT ME TO DO A SEGMENT ON THE SHOW! 690 00:35:14,243 --> 00:35:16,623 AND IF IT ALL GOES WELL, BE A REGULAR. 691 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,185 - THEY SAID THAT? - NO, BUT THEY WILL! 692 00:35:20,349 --> 00:35:22,349 AFTER I'M ON TV. 693 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:36,271 WELL, I THINK THAT'S ALL THE ANT TRAPS. 694 00:35:36,265 --> 00:35:40,435 OKAY. WELL, BY NOW THE ANTS HAVE DONE THEIR JOB 695 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:43,309 - AND THE TERMITES ARE GONE. - SURE HOPE SO. 696 00:35:43,312 --> 00:35:46,722 COME ON, 2,000 ANTS AGAINST TWO TERMITES? 697 00:35:46,715 --> 00:35:50,345 I THINK I LIKES ME MY ODDS. 698 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:52,579 - ( cracks ) - OH! 699 00:35:54,783 --> 00:35:57,893 OH NO, I-- IT'S TERMITES! 700 00:35:57,886 --> 00:35:59,426 DOZENS OF 'EM! 701 00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:01,658 HOW DID THEY MULTIPLY SO FAST? 702 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,830 WELL, THEY ARE IN THE DUNCAN HOUSE. 703 00:36:03,832 --> 00:36:06,272 KIND OF A "WHEN IN ROME" SITUATION? 704 00:36:08,937 --> 00:36:11,297 AH. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TENT THE HOUSE. 705 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,300 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL AMY? 706 00:36:13,302 --> 00:36:14,772 YOU COULD TELL HER THE TRUTH. 707 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,313 OR... 708 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:20,446 - A VACATION? - YES. 709 00:36:20,449 --> 00:36:23,379 HONEY, YOU WORK SO HARD, YOU DO SO MUCH AROUND HERE 710 00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:25,812 - YOU DESERVE A VACATION. - WELL, OKAY. 711 00:36:25,814 --> 00:36:27,664 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. WHEN WERE YOU THINKING? 712 00:36:27,656 --> 00:36:29,916 8:00 A.M. TUESDAY TO 8:00 A.M. THURSDAY. 713 00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:33,320 48 HOURS OF FUN! 714 00:36:33,322 --> 00:36:36,902 JUST YOU, ME, THE KIDS AND THE PERISHABLES. 715 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,695 BOB, BOB, I CAN'T DO THAT. 716 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,567 I'M GONNA BE ON TV TUESDAY MORNING, REMEMBER? 717 00:36:40,569 --> 00:36:42,569 OH, RIGHT. 718 00:36:42,571 --> 00:36:44,371 UM, OKAY, NO PROBLEM. 719 00:36:44,373 --> 00:36:45,473 WE'LL LEAVE RIGHT AFTER YOU'RE DONE. 720 00:36:45,474 --> 00:36:46,984 OKAY, SOUNDS GREAT. 721 00:36:46,975 --> 00:36:49,975 HEY, WHY ARE WE TAKING THE PERISHABLES? 722 00:36:49,978 --> 00:36:51,638 BECAUSE... 723 00:36:53,242 --> 00:36:55,442 WE-- COMING! 724 00:37:00,749 --> 00:37:03,349 ( doorbell rings ) 725 00:37:06,355 --> 00:37:08,455 - FINALLY. - OH THERE'S MY GIRL. 726 00:37:08,457 --> 00:37:10,997 HEY, WHAT TIME DID YOU GET IN LAST NIGHT? 727 00:37:10,999 --> 00:37:14,259 4:00 A.M. I AM SO SORRY. 728 00:37:15,504 --> 00:37:17,344 THE PLANE GOT DELAYED, 729 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:19,906 QUICHES WENT COLD, HERB ONLY BROUGHT ONE SIDE SALAD-- 730 00:37:19,908 --> 00:37:21,938 IT WAS A COMPLETE DISASTER. 731 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:25,410 - HERB? - YEAH, YOU'LL PROBABLY MEET HIM ON THE FLIGHT BACK. 732 00:37:26,515 --> 00:37:28,815 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE'RE TOGETHER NOW. 733 00:37:28,817 --> 00:37:31,347 WELL, FOR AN HOUR. 734 00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:33,320 - WHAT? - YEAH, I HAVE TO CATCH A PLANE. 735 00:37:33,322 --> 00:37:35,582 - I'VE GOT CLASS TOMORROW. - WELL, GREAT. 736 00:37:35,584 --> 00:37:38,294 SO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SPRING BREAK TO SEE YOU AGAIN? 737 00:37:38,287 --> 00:37:40,787 OH. GOSH. 738 00:37:40,789 --> 00:37:43,259 MY PARENTS ARE COMING TO BOSTON FOR SPRING BREAK. 739 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:47,471 SO WE HAVE ONE HOUR TOGETHER IN FIVE MONTHS? 740 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:50,666 WELL, WE CAN FIND A COUPLE OF WEEKENDS TO VISIT EACH OTHER. 741 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,399 NO, SPENCE, I CAN'T. 742 00:37:52,401 --> 00:37:54,501 MY PARENTS DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT I TOOK THIS TRIP. 743 00:37:54,503 --> 00:37:56,383 I CAN'T LIE TO THEM AGAIN. 744 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:58,375 WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 745 00:37:59,808 --> 00:38:02,278 I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE THIS HARD. 746 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,612 YEAH, ME NEITHER. 747 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,686 I JUST CAN'T SPEND ALL MY TIME MISSING YOU. 748 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:11,688 I'M GONNA DRIVE MYSELF CRAZY. 749 00:38:13,562 --> 00:38:15,362 YEAH, I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 750 00:38:20,068 --> 00:38:21,628 WHAT DO WE DO? 751 00:38:22,971 --> 00:38:25,831 WELL, I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO, EXCEPT... 752 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,705 I DON'T WANNA SAY IT. ( sniffles ) 753 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,340 YEAH, I DON'T WANNA SAY IT EITHER. 754 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,319 I LOVE YOU. 755 00:38:46,695 --> 00:38:48,695 OH, I LOVE YOU TOO. 756 00:38:53,402 --> 00:38:55,632 I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH. 757 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:58,635 WHY YOU SO SAD? 758 00:39:00,469 --> 00:39:03,569 OH, UM, 759 00:39:03,572 --> 00:39:06,422 BECAUSE WE'RE SAYING GOODBYE, CHARLIE, 760 00:39:06,415 --> 00:39:10,375 AND IT'S A VERY HARD THING TO DO. 761 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,520 THEN SAY, "HELLO." 762 00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:16,764 YEAH. 763 00:39:18,387 --> 00:39:19,987 YEAH, MAYBE THAT'S EASIER. 764 00:39:25,694 --> 00:39:27,474 HELLO, TEDDY. 765 00:39:28,497 --> 00:39:30,397 HELLO, SPENCER. 766 00:39:36,144 --> 00:39:40,454 AH! HOME SWEET HOME. 767 00:39:40,449 --> 00:39:41,979 ( footsteps ) 768 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:46,620 OH! ( sighs ) GABRIEL DUNCAN, WHAT IS GOING ON? 769 00:39:46,615 --> 00:39:48,115 THIS IS MY NEW ROOM. 770 00:39:48,116 --> 00:39:50,516 I DIDN'T THINK YOU KNEW ABOUT THE ATTIC. 771 00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:52,719 WELL, THE WORD GETS AROUND. 772 00:39:52,721 --> 00:39:56,161 IT TOOK 13 YEARS, BUT IT GOT AROUND. 773 00:39:56,164 --> 00:40:00,434 ( sighs ) HONEY, YOU CANNOT TURN THE ATTIC INTO YOUR BEDROOM. 774 00:40:00,429 --> 00:40:03,129 ( gasps ) YOU CAN'T, 775 00:40:03,131 --> 00:40:06,101 BUT MAYBE I CAN. 776 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:08,844 - WHAT? - WELL, I'VE BEEN LOOKING 777 00:40:08,837 --> 00:40:10,807 FOR SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT ON TV TOMORROW 778 00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:12,079 AND THIS IS PERFECT! 779 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,410 MY HOUSE WAS TOO SMALL, 780 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,942 BUT I HAD A BRAINSTORM. 781 00:40:15,944 --> 00:40:17,824 YOU HAD A BRAINSTORM? 782 00:40:19,147 --> 00:40:21,787 WELL, IT SURE WASN'T SKIPPY. 783 00:40:21,790 --> 00:40:23,750 ( laughs ) NO NO NO. 784 00:40:33,462 --> 00:40:36,912 ( P.J., high-pitched ) HI, TEDDY, REMEMBER ME? 785 00:40:36,905 --> 00:40:38,905 NOT NOW, P.J. 786 00:40:38,907 --> 00:40:41,567 OH, I DON'T KNOW ANY P.J. 787 00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:44,040 I'M SOCKY THE SOCK PUPPET. 788 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,972 YEAH, I REMEMBER. 789 00:40:45,974 --> 00:40:48,054 WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE AND FEELING SAD, 790 00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,946 I USED TO CHEER YOU UP. 791 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,218 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE TO DO NOW. 792 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:55,680 LET'S TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN! 793 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:59,185 I DON'T THINK I CAN. 794 00:41:02,030 --> 00:41:03,930 ( normal voice ) BETTER LET ME HANDLE THIS, SOCKY. 795 00:41:03,932 --> 00:41:05,462 ( high-pitched ) OKAY. 796 00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:08,995 ( normal voice ) I KNOW IT HURTS, 797 00:41:08,997 --> 00:41:11,737 BUT TRUST ME-- THIS IS THE HARDEST PART. 798 00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:14,200 ( crying ) I JUST MISS HIM SO MUCH. 799 00:41:14,202 --> 00:41:17,482 IT'S GONNA GET BETTER. IT'S GONNA GET BETTER. 800 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,505 I KNOW 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS. 801 00:41:19,508 --> 00:41:22,178 REMEMBER WHEN SKYLER MOVED AWAY? I THOUGHT MY WORLD WAS OVER, 802 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:25,110 BUT SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO MOVE ON. 803 00:41:25,113 --> 00:41:26,663 YOU WILL TOO. 804 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:31,586 WELL, I JUST-- I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER. 805 00:41:33,161 --> 00:41:35,161 MAYBE IT ISN'T. 806 00:41:35,163 --> 00:41:37,573 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 807 00:41:37,566 --> 00:41:41,096 MAYBE SOMEDAY, WHEN THE TIMING'S RIGHT, 808 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,869 YOU AND SPENCE WILL BE TOGETHER AGAIN. 809 00:41:50,639 --> 00:41:53,839 ( high-pitched ) UH-OH, LINT BALL. 810 00:41:53,842 --> 00:41:57,592 - ( coughs ) - ( laughs ) 811 00:41:57,586 --> 00:41:59,716 HEY, THERE IT IS. 812 00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:03,288 - THERE'S THAT SMILE. - OH, SOCKY. 813 00:42:03,291 --> 00:42:06,091 WHEN DID MY BIG BROTHER GET TO BE SO WISE? 814 00:42:06,094 --> 00:42:08,934 - WHEN HE DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE. - YOU DID WHAT?! 815 00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:11,557 ( normal voice ) I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 816 00:42:16,264 --> 00:42:18,674 HOW YOU FEELING, SWEETIE? 817 00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:22,267 - YOU DOING OKAY? - I'M GOOD, MOMMY. 818 00:42:22,270 --> 00:42:24,010 OH, HONEY, I WAS TALKING TO TEDDY. 819 00:42:24,012 --> 00:42:25,942 NO, I'M OKAY, MOM. 820 00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:28,024 BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 821 00:42:28,016 --> 00:42:29,746 TODAY IS YOUR BIG DAY. 822 00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:32,318 HEY, MOMMY'S GONNA BE ON TV. 823 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,250 YEAH YEAH. 824 00:42:36,124 --> 00:42:38,594 TEDDY, LOOK, IF YOU EVER NEED TO TALK, 825 00:42:38,587 --> 00:42:41,227 - YOU KNOW I'M HERE FOR YOU. - THANKS. 826 00:42:41,229 --> 00:42:43,029 Teddy's voice: GO AHEAD, TELL HER. 827 00:42:43,031 --> 00:42:46,131 TELL HER YOU LIED ABOUT THE SLEEPOVER AND WENT TO BOSTON. 828 00:42:46,134 --> 00:42:48,174 NOW'S THE PERFECT TIME. 829 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,696 SHE'S IN A GOOD MOOD AND-- 830 00:42:49,698 --> 00:42:51,598 OOH! GRAPES. 831 00:42:54,843 --> 00:42:56,273 ( Amy gasps ) 832 00:42:58,346 --> 00:43:01,746 YES YES, MUCH BETTER. 833 00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:04,010 MUCH BETTER. BEEN WANTING TO GET RID OF THAT DOOR FOR YEARS. 834 00:43:04,012 --> 00:43:05,952 IT REALLY OPENS THE SPACE UP. 835 00:43:05,954 --> 00:43:08,224 BOB, WHAT IS GOING ON? 836 00:43:08,216 --> 00:43:09,716 WHY DO THINGS KEEP BREAKING? 837 00:43:09,718 --> 00:43:12,258 HONEY, THINGS BREAK. 838 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:15,220 HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. THE REAL QUESTION... 839 00:43:15,223 --> 00:43:17,733 IS "WHY WEREN'T THINGS BREAKING BEFORE?" 840 00:43:18,727 --> 00:43:19,967 ( mouths ) 841 00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:25,732 THANKS, PHIL. 842 00:43:25,734 --> 00:43:28,344 AND NOW LET'S SAY HELLO TO MOMMY BLOGGER AMY DUNCAN. 843 00:43:28,336 --> 00:43:31,076 - GOOD MORNING, AMY. - GOOD MORNING, JAN. 844 00:43:31,079 --> 00:43:33,839 AND GOOD MORNING, DENVER. 845 00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:37,222 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TALK TO US ABOUT TODAY, AMY? 846 00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:38,715 PROBLEM-SOLVING, JAN. 847 00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:41,647 WHEN YOUR NEST IS AS FULL AS THIS MAMA BIRD'S, 848 00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:44,290 YOU'RE ALWAYS FINDING WAYS TO MAKE MORE ROOM. 849 00:43:44,292 --> 00:43:46,662 ALL OF MY LOYAL READERS KNOW 850 00:43:46,655 --> 00:43:50,225 THAT MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER CHARLIE SHARES A ROOM WITH HER SISTER SKIPPY. 851 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:52,228 - WHO? - SHH! 852 00:43:54,863 --> 00:43:59,373 AND THAT SKIPPY IS QUITE A HANDFUL, ISN'T SHE? 853 00:43:59,367 --> 00:44:02,237 OH, DON'T GET ME STARTED, JAN. 854 00:44:04,072 --> 00:44:06,342 ANYWAY... 855 00:44:07,776 --> 00:44:10,346 NOW THAT BABY TOBY NEEDS HIS OWN ROOM, 856 00:44:10,348 --> 00:44:13,248 I HAVE TO FIND SOMEPLACE TO PUT MY TEENAGE BOY, GABE. 857 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:16,651 AND BELIEVE ME, WE TRIED EVERYWHERE-- 858 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,434 THE LIVING ROOM, THE BASEMENT, 859 00:44:18,426 --> 00:44:21,126 EVEN THE FRONT PORCH. 860 00:44:22,931 --> 00:44:24,361 AND THEN IT HIT ME-- 861 00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:26,872 WHY NOT CLEAR OUT THE ATTIC 862 00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:29,895 AND CONVERT IT INTO A REALLY COOL LOFT SPACE? 863 00:44:29,898 --> 00:44:32,298 WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID. 864 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:34,300 IT WAS A LOT OF HARD WORK, 865 00:44:34,302 --> 00:44:36,272 BUT AS I ALWAYS SAY, 866 00:44:36,274 --> 00:44:39,884 A MAMA BIRD'S JOB IS TO BUILD THE PERFECT NEST. 867 00:44:39,878 --> 00:44:41,348 COULD YOU HOLD THIS, JAN? 868 00:44:50,358 --> 00:44:52,318 ( wood cracking ) 869 00:44:54,462 --> 00:44:56,162 ( crashes ) 870 00:44:58,166 --> 00:44:59,796 ( gasps ) 871 00:45:02,270 --> 00:45:05,200 LET'S KICK IT BACK TO THE STUDIO, JAN. 872 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:09,013 NO NO NO, I THINK WE'LL KEEP IT RIGHT HERE. 873 00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:10,777 WHAT JUST HAPPENED, AMY? 874 00:45:10,779 --> 00:45:13,179 GOOD QUESTION. BOB? 875 00:45:13,181 --> 00:45:15,941 UM, OKAY. 876 00:45:15,944 --> 00:45:18,454 YOU KNOW THOSE TERMITES I BROUGHT HOME THE OTHER DAY? 877 00:45:18,446 --> 00:45:20,916 THEY KINDA GOT OUT. 878 00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:23,049 YOU LET TERMITES EAT OUR HOUSE? 879 00:45:23,051 --> 00:45:25,351 - I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE. - WHAT?! 880 00:45:25,353 --> 00:45:27,363 AND I WENT TO BOSTON WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION. 881 00:45:27,355 --> 00:45:29,995 - WHAT?! - WOW! 882 00:45:29,998 --> 00:45:33,258 MAMA BIRD, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR NEST IS FALLING APART-- 883 00:45:33,261 --> 00:45:36,231 IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY? 884 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,974 Amy's voice: THIS WHOLE THING IS A DISASTER. 885 00:45:38,967 --> 00:45:41,237 MIGHT AS WELL TELL HER THAT SKIPPY'S A LIE TOO. 886 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,239 JUST GO AHEAD. JUST DO IT. 887 00:45:45,273 --> 00:45:47,023 AND NOW FOR THE WEATHER. 888 00:45:47,015 --> 00:45:51,245 THE SKIES ARE SUNNY AND CLEAR. 889 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:54,921 BACK TO YOU, PHIL. 890 00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:02,429 OKAY, YOU GUYS, COME ON. 891 00:46:02,430 --> 00:46:04,230 COME ON, LET'S GO. SHAKE A LEG. 892 00:46:04,232 --> 00:46:07,372 I FINALLY GET MY OWN ROOM AND NOW WE HAVE TO MOVE OUT. 893 00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:09,335 IT'S JUST FOR A COUPLE OF NIGHTS. 894 00:46:09,337 --> 00:46:11,837 WE'RE GONNA GET THE HOUSE CHECKED OUT, MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S SAFE... 895 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,800 TAKE CARE OF THE TERMITE PROBLEM. 896 00:46:13,802 --> 00:46:15,472 I THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPLIED. 897 00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:17,353 AND THEN WE ARE GONNA MOVE BACK IN 898 00:46:17,345 --> 00:46:18,905 AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE BACK TO NORMAL. 899 00:46:18,907 --> 00:46:20,377 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NORMAL"? 900 00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:23,408 - P.J. DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE. - TEDDY WENT TO BOSTON. 901 00:46:23,411 --> 00:46:25,981 - DAD BROUGHT TERMITES IN THE HOUSE. - WELL, GABE... 902 00:46:27,085 --> 00:46:29,355 - WHAT DID YOU DO? - NOTHING. 903 00:46:29,357 --> 00:46:30,987 AS USUAL, I'M THE GOOD ONE. 904 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:35,320 BOB, THIS FAMILY IS COMPLETELY FALLING APART. 905 00:46:35,323 --> 00:46:36,523 NO, IT ISN'T. 906 00:46:36,524 --> 00:46:38,974 LOOK, GUYS, I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE FOR A REASON. 907 00:46:38,967 --> 00:46:40,467 I WANT TO GO TO CULINARY SCHOOL. 908 00:46:40,468 --> 00:46:42,298 I'M GOOD AT COOKING, 909 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:45,230 I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT IT AND I LOOK GOOD IN THE HAT. 910 00:46:48,176 --> 00:46:51,236 OKAY, WELL, I FEEL BETTER NOW THAT YOU HAVE A PLAN. 911 00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,339 YEAH, WELL, AS FOR YOU, YOUNG LADY, YOU ARE GROUNDED. 912 00:46:54,342 --> 00:46:57,492 YOU'RE GONNA BE SPENDING A LOTTA TIME IN YOUR ROOM. 913 00:46:57,485 --> 00:47:00,115 I DON'T HAVE A ROOM. 914 00:47:01,149 --> 00:47:03,289 WELL, WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU A ROOM 915 00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,251 AND I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN IT. 916 00:47:05,253 --> 00:47:08,363 ALL RIGHT. COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO. 917 00:47:08,356 --> 00:47:09,396 - CAN YOU-- - YEAH. 918 00:47:09,397 --> 00:47:13,457 THANK YOU. ( sighs ) 919 00:47:13,461 --> 00:47:17,111 OKAY, HOUSE, SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 920 00:47:17,105 --> 00:47:19,105 ( wood creaks ) 921 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:32,248 OR LONGER. 922 00:47:44,332 --> 00:47:46,362 Hi, Charlie, I'm back. 923 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:48,274 Umm, where was I? 924 00:47:49,297 --> 00:47:52,137 Oh, right-- worst day ever. 925 00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:54,900 So the whole house was eaten by termites 926 00:47:54,903 --> 00:47:57,113 and we don't have a place to live. 927 00:47:57,105 --> 00:47:59,445 Ugh. Yeah, it's a disaster. 928 00:47:59,447 --> 00:48:02,347 Well, not for you. You have your own apartment. 929 00:48:02,350 --> 00:48:05,110 Oh yeah. That makes me feel better. 930 00:48:05,113 --> 00:48:06,513 See ya. 931 00:48:06,514 --> 00:48:09,164 - ( door opens, closes ) - ( scoffs ) 932 00:48:09,157 --> 00:48:10,987 Well, the rest of us have no idea 933 00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:13,219 where we'll end up, but I'm sure we'll be fine. 934 00:48:13,221 --> 00:48:17,301 But just in case, wish us good luck, Charlie. 935 00:48:21,329 --> 00:48:23,529 - HE WAS VISITING BIPA. - WHAPA? 936 00:48:23,531 --> 00:48:25,501 BIPA, THE BOSTOTIN-- 937 00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,313 BOSTOTIN-- SORRY. 938 00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:29,175 OKAY, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 939 00:48:29,177 --> 00:48:32,337 - WHAPA? - BIPA, THE BOSTONIN-- 940 00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:35,980 BIPA, THE BOSTON INSTIT-- ( laughs ) 941 00:48:35,984 --> 00:48:37,994 - WHAPA? - ( coughing ) 942 00:48:40,989 --> 00:48:43,289 IT'S ALL GOING SO WELL. 943 00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:44,991 HEY, SWEETIE. 944 00:48:44,993 --> 00:48:46,393 OH, THERE'S SOME SANDWICH FICTIONS IF-- 945 00:48:46,394 --> 00:48:48,334 - I CAN'T SAY THAT WORD. - Man: GO BACK TO ONE. 946 00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:51,496 I'M FROM THE SOUTH. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "FIXINS." 947 00:48:51,499 --> 00:48:53,429 WELL, FOR ONE THING, THERE'S NO LIGHT. 948 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:55,061 PORCH LIGHT. 949 00:48:56,104 --> 00:48:57,344 - ( laughing ) - NO. 950 00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,235 - PORCH LIGHT'S RIGHT HERE. - IT'S RIGHT THERE. 951 00:48:59,237 --> 00:49:01,937 Ivy: SO HOW'S THE LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP GOING? 952 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,369 - NOT GO-- - ( motorcycles passing ) 953 00:49:03,371 --> 00:49:08,351 THERE'S, LIKE, A MOTORCYCLE GANG GOING BY THE SET RIGHT NOW. 954 00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:11,676 I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST KIND OF IN SHOCK. 955 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,980 YEAH, ME TOO. 956 00:49:14,983 --> 00:49:17,093 WHO'S READY FOR SOME DELICIOUS 957 00:49:17,085 --> 00:49:19,255 NEW ENGLAND CHICKEN NOODLE CHOWDER? 958 00:49:20,328 --> 00:49:22,288 ( both laughing ) 959 00:49:24,032 --> 00:49:25,262 SHOULDER BREAD? 69222

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