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GOOD MORNING, MOM.
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OH. GABE, HONEY.
WE NEED TO TALK.
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MOM, I DIDN'T DO IT!
THAT PRINCIPAL'S OUT TO GET ME.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT
THE PRINCIPAL.
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MOM, I DIDN'T DO IT!
THAT TEACHER IS OUT TO GET ME.
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GABE! YOU'RE NOT
IN TROUBLE.
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THEN WHY DO WE NEED
TO TALK?
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WELL, IT'S ABOUT
YOUR DAD.
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NOW YOU'RE AWARE THAT
HE OCCASIONALLY SNORES, RIGHT?
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MOM, THE PEOPLE ACROSS
THE STREET ARE AWARE.
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CAR ALARMS ARE AWARE.
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KANSAS IS AWARE.
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WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
I'M USED TO HIS SNORING
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'CAUSE I GREW UP
NEXT TO TRAIN TRACKS.
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BUT YOUR FATHER'S BEEN
WAKING TOBY UP
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AND I'M TRYING TO GET
THE BABY TO SLEEP
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THROUGH THE NIGHT.
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HOW DOES THIS
INVOLVE ME?
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WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO TEMPORARILY
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CHANGE OUR
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS.
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MAN, YOU'RE PUTTING TOBY
IN WITH ME?
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NOT EXACTLY.
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HEY, ROOMIE!
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( rock music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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( doorbell rings )
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( slight gasp )
THERE HE IS.
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MR. VICTOR DELESEUR,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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THE SMARTEST GUY
AT SOUTH HIGH.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT,
TEDDY?
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WHAT? DO I ALWAYS
HAVE TO WANT SOMETHING?
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CAN'T I JUST
INVITE YOU OVER
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AS A FRIEND
TO ENJOY SOME--
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OKAY,
SO HERE IT IS.
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UM, I'M TAKING
THE S.A.T. THIS WEEKEND
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AND I REALLY WANT
TO ACE IT.
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AND I YOU MY HELP,
SINCE YOU KNOW
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I SCORED A PERFECT
2400.
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THEY ACTUALLY DID
A FEATURE STORY ON ME
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IN "OVERACHIEVERS
MONTHLY."
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YEAH YEAH, I KNOW.
I CUT IT OUT
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AND PUT IT
IN MY SCRAPBOOK.
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- REALLY?!
- NO.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WILL YOU HELP ME?
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UNDER ONE CONDITION...
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IF I TUTOR YOU,
YOU HAVE TO AGREE
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TO DO WHATEVER I SAY
NO MATTER WHAT.
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FINE.
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NOW JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT IN RETURN.
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DO I ALWAYS HAVE
TO WANT SOMETHING?
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CAN'T I JUST DO IT
OUT OF THE GOODNESS--
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OKAY, HERE IT IS.
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I WANT YOU TO COME
TO THE PARK WITH ME
THIS SATURDAY.
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WAIT. YOU MEAN
LIKE A DATE?
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I WOULD NEVER
ASK YOU OUT.
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YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND,
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
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AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
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I HAVE CERTAIN
INTELLECTUAL STANDARDS.
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INSULTED,
YET RELIEVED.
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SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
AT THE PARK?
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I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT
CHESS MATCH
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AND I'D LIKE YOU
TO WATCH.
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- THAT'S IT?
- THAT'S IT.
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THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOME SORT OF CATCH.
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NO CATCH.
JUST CHESS.
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IS CHESS A EUPHEMISM
FOR SOMETHING?
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LIKE SOME SORT OF WEIRD
COMIC BOOK ROLE-PLAYING
THING?
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NO.
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OKAY. FINE.
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IF YOU TUTOR ME,
I'LL COME TO THE PARK
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AND I'LL WATCH YOU
PLAY "CHESS."
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NO, NOT "CHESS."
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JUST CHESS.
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YOU MEAN, "CHESS."
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NO! NOT "CHESS."
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JUST CHESS!
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THIS MAY BE THE TOUGHEST
TUTORING I'VE EVER DONE.
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( baby-talk )
OH, THAT IS SO YUMMY.
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ISN'T IT GOOD?
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CHARLIE, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A CUTER BABY IN YOUR LIFE?
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- YES.
- WHO?
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ME.
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YOU ARE
YOUR MOTHER'S DAUGHTER.
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HI, MOM.
HI, CHARLIE.
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PJ, I NEED YOUR HELP.
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SURE, MOM.
WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
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IT'S A FUN LITTLE WAY
OF SAYING,
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"WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?"
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PROCEED.
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I REALLY NEED TO PUT
TOBY DOWN FOR A NAP.
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BUT CHARLIE WANTS ME
TO READ TO HER.
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CAN YOU DO IT?
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OH, YEAH. SURE.
I GOT TIME FOR A
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QUICK LITTLE--
WHOA! HELLO.
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CHARLIE WANTS THIS BOOK?
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WOULD YOU RATHER
CHANGE TOBY'S DIAPER?
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COME ON, BUDDY.
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"THE LITTLEST UNICORN."
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"BY EMILY PRETTYBLOSSOM."
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- YAY.
- OKAY. CHAPTER ONE.
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"SOME PEOPLE SAY
THAT UNICORNS AREN'T REAL,
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BUT THEY ARE.
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THEY HAIL FROM
A MAGICAL PLACE
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CALLED BUTTERFLYLANDIA."
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OH, BOY.
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KEEP GOING.
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"THIS IS THE STORY
OF ONE OF THOSE UNICORNS,
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THE LITTLEST ONE
OF ALL.
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HER NAME WAS JUNIE.
HER REAL NAME, THAT IS.
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HER MEAN BROTHERS
CALLED HER
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'JUNIE THE PUNY UNI.'"
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THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.
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NO, IT ISN'T.
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SHH.
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"ONE DAY, JUNIE
AND HER FAMILY
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WENT TO THE MEADOW
FOR A PICNIC.
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THE MEADOW WAS RIGHT NEXT
TO THE DARK FOREST,
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A PLACE JUNIE
WAS FORBIDDEN TO GO.
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BUT HER CURIOSITY
GOT THE BETTER OF HER."
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- UH-OH.
- I'M THIRSTY.
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SUCK IT UP.
JUNIE'S IN TROUBLE.
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SO, WHAT'S THE ANSWER?
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( sighing )
UH...
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"C"?
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NO NO NO, IT'S "B"!
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WELL, I WAS CLOSE.
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TEDDY,
THIS IS THE S.A.T.s,
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NOT HORSESHOES!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE'VE BEEN GOING AT THIS
FOR A WHILE.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP.
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STOP? BUT THE TEST
IS SATURDAY.
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YOU CAN'T STOP NOW.
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LET'S MOVE ON TO MATH.
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- IN A PARALLELOGRAM--
- YEAH, VICTOR.
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I DON'T THINK
I CAN STUDY ANYMORE.
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I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN
IS FULL.
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THAT'S THE GREAT THING
ABOUT BRAINS,
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THEY NEVER GET FULL.
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EVEN SMALLER ONES
LIKE YOURS.
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OKAY.
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW,
MY FRIENDS CONSIDER ME
VERY SMART.
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YOU MEAN LIKE IVY?
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WELL, AND OTHER FRIENDS.
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YOU MEAN LIKE SPENCER?
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LET'S GET BACK
TO WORK.
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"AND AS THE SUN SET
ON THE DARK FOREST,
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JUNIE REALIZED
SHE WOULD
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HAVE TO SURVIVE
THE NIGHT ALONE."
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ARE YOU SCARED?
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NO.
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( voice trembling )
ME EITHER.
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OKAY, BEDTIME.
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FIVE MORE MINUTES.
WE WANNA FINISH THIS CHAPTER.
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I'M SORRY, HONEY.
BUT CHARLIE NEEDS TO GO TO BED.
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THAT'S THE KIND OF PARENTING
THAT DROVE JUNIE AWAY
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FROM THE GREEN PASTURES
OF BUTTERFLYLANDIA.
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OKAY. WELL, IT'S BEDTIME
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AND I'M FROM THE LAND
OF "I-DON'T-CARE-IA."
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COME ON, CHARLIE.
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AND DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T READ AHEAD
WITHOUT YOU.
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PROMISE?
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PROMISE.
GOOD NIGHT.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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I SAID GOOD NIGHT.
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( groaning )
OH.
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GABE.
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YEAH, DAD?
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YOU AWAKE?
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NO, DAD.
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YOU WANNA TALK?
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NO, DAD.
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YOUR MOM USUALLY LETS ME
TALK ABOUT MY DAY A LITTLE.
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IT HELPS ME FALL ASLEEP.
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( sighing )
OKAY, DAD.
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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WELL, I WAS OVER
AT MRS. FISHER'S TODAY...
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WORKIN'.
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( sighs ) HAD TO KNOCK DOWN
SO MANY SPIDERWEBS.
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SHE FINALLY CAME UP
TO ME AND SHE SAID,
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"BOB, DID YOU MISS A WEEK?"
I SAID,
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"NO, YOU JUST HAVE
A LOT OF SPIDERS."
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GOOD NIGHT.
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GABE?
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( exhales )
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DAD, IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP,
JUST WATCH SOME TV.
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BUT IT'S BEDTIME.
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IS IT?
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- ( TV turns on )
- WHOA!
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WHOA WHOA!
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TV AFTER BEDTIME?
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HOW OFTEN YOU DO THIS?
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UM...
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THIS IS, UH--
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME, DAD.
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NOW, IF THE
SEMICIRCLE
ARC "AB"
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HAS THE LENGTH
SIX TIMES PI,
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AND THE
CIRCUMFERENCE
OF THE CIRCLE
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WITH THE
DIAMETER "BC"
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IS EIGHT TIMES PI...
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WHAT IS THE AREA
OF THE SHADED REGION?!
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UM...
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"B."
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- WRONG!
- OH!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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I'M GIVING YOU A PUNISHMENT
TO TRAIN YOUR BRAIN.
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VICTOR, I'M NOT A CAT.
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WELL, OF COURSE NOT.
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A CAT COULD HAVE
SOLVED THAT EQUATION.
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IT'S MIDNIGHT.
WE'RE DONE WORKING.
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WE'RE DONE?
JUST BECAUSE...
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( mocking )
"IT'S MIDNIGHT."
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( fake sobbing )
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YES, THAT IS WHAT I SAID.
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JUST WITHOUT
THE HURTFUL ATTITUDE.
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AM I WASTING
MY TIME HERE?
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DO YOU WANT THIS?!
I DON'T THINK YOU
WANT THIS!
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I DON'T WANT THIS.
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SIT DOWN AND OPEN
THAT WORKBOOK.
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THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE.
YOU'RE FIRED.
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- FIRED?
- YUP.
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TERMINATED,
DISMISSED,
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00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,650
SHOWN THE DOOR.
240
00:10:21,652 --> 00:10:23,122
OOH, WE'RE WORKING
WITH SYNONYMS.
241
00:10:24,394 --> 00:10:26,704
YES, WE ARE.
NOW GET OUT!
242
00:10:26,697 --> 00:10:27,997
EXIT!
243
00:10:27,998 --> 00:10:29,658
SCRAM!
244
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:39,336
MAN,
WATCHING INFOMERCIALS.
245
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,709
I'VE GOT A KERNEL
STUCK IN MY TOOTH.
246
00:10:42,713 --> 00:10:44,823
DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS.
247
00:10:44,815 --> 00:10:46,815
SHH SHH SHH SHH.
248
00:10:47,878 --> 00:10:49,718
FOOTSTEPS!
SHUT IT DOWN!
249
00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:02,660
OH, SURE.
IN HERE YOU DON'T SNORE.
250
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,972
( snoring )
251
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,866
THERE IT IS.
252
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,698
3:10 TO YUMA.
253
00:11:15,706 --> 00:11:17,706
( air horn blows )
254
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,210
RISE AND SHINE.
255
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,293
VICTOR, I FIRED YOU.
256
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,285
WRONG.
257
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,956
THE CORRECT ANSWER
IS "C"--
258
00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,788
I CAN'T BE FIRED.
259
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,820
( air horn blows )
260
00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:47,476
VICTOR.
261
00:11:47,477 --> 00:11:49,177
IT'S 6:00 IN THE MORNING.
262
00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:51,309
WHAT IN THE WORLD
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
263
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,381
WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE?
264
00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:57,223
GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE AT HOME... ASLEEP,
265
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,917
CLUTCHING SOME KIND OF
A SCI-FI ACTION FIGURE.
266
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,322
TEDDY, YOU AGREED TO DO
WHATEVER I SAID.
267
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,864
NO MATTER WHAT.
268
00:12:05,856 --> 00:12:07,296
WELCOME TO
"NO MATTER WHAT"!
269
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,399
ARE YOU CRAZY?
270
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,060
( chuckles )
CRAZY ABOUT LEARNIN'.
271
00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:13,402
AND THAT'S THE ONLY TIME
YOU'LL EVER HEAR ME
272
00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:14,403
DROP A "G."
273
00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:19,066
LISTEN CLOSELY BECAUSE
I'M ABOUT TO DROP A "G."
274
00:12:19,069 --> 00:12:20,309
"O" AWAY!
275
00:12:22,272 --> 00:12:23,342
THIS IS GOOD.
THIS IS GOOD.
276
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,823
YOU'RE FRUSTRATED,
277
00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:26,275
YOU'RE ANGRY,
YOU'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
278
00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:29,218
EXCUSE ME?
279
00:12:29,219 --> 00:12:31,349
THIS HAPPENS WHENEVER
I'M WORKING WITH SOMEONE.
280
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,481
THERE ALWAYS COMES A MOMENT
WHEN THEY WANT TO QUIT.
281
00:12:33,483 --> 00:12:37,033
ACTUALLY, YOUR BREAKING POINT
CAME LATER THAN USUAL.
282
00:12:37,027 --> 00:12:39,127
WHICH MEANS THAT YOU'RE ONE
OF MY MOST PROMISING STUDENTS.
283
00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:42,761
REALLY?
284
00:12:44,534 --> 00:12:46,074
OH, YES.
285
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,066
I AM VERY IMPRESSED.
286
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,138
YOU'RE A STAR, TEDDY.
287
00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:50,999
OH. ( laughs )
288
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:53,001
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT STAR.
289
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,105
IS MY STAR READY TO GET
TO WORK NOW?
290
00:12:57,107 --> 00:12:59,107
( bashfully )
WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
291
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,512
I'M GONNA GET DRESSED.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
292
00:13:06,056 --> 00:13:08,116
STAR.
( chuckles )
293
00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:17,827
HEY, MOM.
294
00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:18,998
HI.
295
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,044
HELP ME OUT HERE.
296
00:13:27,177 --> 00:13:29,137
I'M MEZRAB.
297
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,281
HELP ME OUT
A LITTLE MORE.
298
00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:37,315
I'M MEZRAB MAGICPENNY,
299
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,847
THE LEGENDARY
HALF-WIZARD, HALF-UNICORN,
300
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,490
WHO JUNIE MEETS
IN THE DARK FOREST.
301
00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:45,302
I THOUGHT THIS WOULD HELP
MAKE THE STORY COME ALIVE.
302
00:13:45,295 --> 00:13:46,555
FOR CHARLIE?
303
00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:49,256
YEAH, OKAY. YEAH.
304
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,000
HONEY, I'M SORRY.
305
00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:53,132
CHARLIE'S
STILL SLEEPING.
306
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,463
WELL, SHOULD I
WAKE HER UP?
307
00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:56,144
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
308
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,136
LET'S WAKE UP TOBY TOO.
MAKE IT A PARTY.
309
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,268
- OKAY!
- NO! GET BACK IN HERE!
310
00:14:01,471 --> 00:14:03,011
I'M KIDDING.
311
00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:04,143
YOU CAN'T READ TO CHARLIE
THIS MORNING.
312
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,154
SHE'S GOT PRESCHOOL.
313
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,015
AW, MAN.
314
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,248
WELL, CAN I AT LEAST
HAVE SOME BREAKFAST?
315
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,580
SURE.
316
00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:13,151
HAVE A BAGEL.
317
00:14:17,287 --> 00:14:19,327
WHAT, NO CREAM CHEESE?
318
00:14:24,995 --> 00:14:26,965
( chanting )
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
THEN LEAVE IT BLANK.
319
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,967
WHEN YOU SCORE HIGH
THERE'S ME TO THANK!
320
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,340
( chanting )
GEOMETRY IS
REALLY A BREEZE.
321
00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:35,052
RIGHT TRIANGLES
ARE 90 DEGREES.
322
00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:37,105
SOUND OFF! ONE, TWO!
323
00:14:37,107 --> 00:14:40,107
PI IS 3.14.
324
00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:42,050
COME ON NOW,
LET'S HEAR THAT VOICE.
325
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:44,112
NEVER GUESS
ON MULTIPLE CHOICE.
326
00:14:44,114 --> 00:14:45,964
GO AHEAD
AND DO ONE MORE!
327
00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:47,956
EIGHT SQUARED IS 64!
328
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:52,020
NEXT TIME WE SHOULD
TAKE A CAR.
329
00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:54,022
( panting )
I'M NOT USED TO
RUNNING THIS FAR.
330
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,297
( rock music playing )
331
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,531
( music stops )
332
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,541
WHAT TIME IS IT?
333
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,542
IT'S 1:00
IN THE MORNING.
334
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,084
ALSO KNOWN
AS STORYTIME.
335
00:15:47,077 --> 00:15:48,377
OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?
336
00:15:48,378 --> 00:15:49,418
OH, YEAH.
337
00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:51,579
JUNIE WAS AT
THE CAVE OF SHADOWS.
338
00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:54,251
"AS JUNIE ENTERED
THE CAVE, SHE WAS SCARED,
339
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,134
BUT ALSO VERY CURIOUS.
340
00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,126
SHE CREPT AHEAD
CAUTIOUSLY."
341
00:15:58,128 --> 00:15:59,258
I'M TIRED.
342
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,259
YEAH, WELL, SO WAS JUNIE.
BUT SHE KEEPS GOING.
343
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:06,273
ALL-NIGHT BOWLING--
DAD, YOU'RE AN ANIMAL!
344
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,136
- PJ?!
- DAD?
345
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,138
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
346
00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:10,599
UH, NOWHERE.
347
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,970
WHY IS CHARLIE UP?
348
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,201
NO REASON.
349
00:16:13,203 --> 00:16:14,203
WHY IS GABE UP?
350
00:16:14,204 --> 00:16:16,384
NO REASON.
351
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,346
WHAT'S WITH THE BOOK?
352
00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:19,447
WHAT'S WITH
THE BOWLING BALL?
353
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,051
NONE OF THIS
EVER HAPPENED.
354
00:16:23,053 --> 00:16:24,313
NONE OF WHAT
EVER HAPPENED?
355
00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:26,024
LET'S GO, DAD.
356
00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:27,316
HE CAN KEEP THIS UP
ALL NIGHT.
357
00:16:27,317 --> 00:16:28,317
KEEP WHAT UP ALL NIGHT?
358
00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:36,433
"SUDDENLY TWO BRIGHT
GREEN EYES OPENED WIDE
359
00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:38,296
AND LIT UP
THE ROCKY DEN AND JUNIE
360
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:42,428
STOOD FACE-TO-FACE WITH
A GIANT FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON!
361
00:16:42,432 --> 00:16:44,772
HE OPENED HIS MOUTH
AND ROARED--"
362
00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:45,784
PJ?!
363
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,377
MOM!
364
00:16:48,378 --> 00:16:50,408
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
365
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,240
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
366
00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:56,354
THAT ONLY WORKS
WITH YOUR DAD.
367
00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:57,786
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
368
00:16:57,787 --> 00:16:59,487
IT WAS CHARLIE'S IDEA.
369
00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:01,149
SHE WANTED TO FINISH
THE BOOK.
370
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:03,321
OH, OKAY.
SO CHARLIE GOT UP
371
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,453
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT,
372
00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:06,164
CALLED YOU
AT YOUR APARTMENT
373
00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:08,696
AND TOLD YOU TO COME OVER
FOR A BOOK SESH?
374
00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:10,698
SHE'S A SCAMP.
375
00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:14,102
COME ON, CHARLIE.
376
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:18,737
GOOD NIGHT, PJ.
377
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,608
WELL, WHAT'S SHE DOING
TOMORROW?
378
00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:21,610
PRESCHOOL.
379
00:17:21,611 --> 00:17:23,311
AGAIN?
380
00:17:23,313 --> 00:17:25,323
THAT'S EVERY DAY NOW?
381
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,153
MORNING, GABE.
382
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,464
I WANT HIM OUT.
383
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,455
- WHO?
- DAD.
384
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,457
I HAVEN'T SLEPT A WINK
IN 48 HOURS.
385
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,130
EXCEPT A QUICK LITTLE NAP
DURING MATH CLASS.
386
00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:45,644
IS THIS ABOUT
HIS SNORING?
387
00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:47,165
NO!
388
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,637
I GAVE HIM A TASTE
OF FREEDOM
389
00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:50,438
AND HE WENT CRAZY.
390
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,570
YEAH.
391
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,301
DAD DOES BETTER
WITH RULES.
392
00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:55,613
LOTS AND LOTS OF RULES.
393
00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:58,477
I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
394
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,108
YOU GOTTA TAKE HIM BACK.
TONIGHT.
395
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,750
CALM DOWN, OKAY?
396
00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:04,451
THIS IS YOUR DAD
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
397
00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:06,424
LET'S SHOW
A LITTLE RESPECT.
398
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:07,816
WE'LL FLIP A COIN.
399
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,360
HEADS, YOU'RE STUCK
WITH HIM;
400
00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:14,091
- TAILS, HE'S MY PROBLEM.
- DEAL.
401
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,373
PLEASE BE TAILS.
PLEASE BE TAILS.
PLEASE BE TAILS.
402
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:18,526
HEY.
WHATCHA DOIN'?
403
00:18:18,528 --> 00:18:20,368
FIGHTING OVER YOU.
404
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,731
SO WHO WON?
405
00:18:22,732 --> 00:18:24,572
( groans )
GABE!
406
00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:26,714
YES!
407
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,178
WELCOME BACK.
408
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,545
( doorbell rings )
409
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,449
- HI.
- SO?
410
00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:42,521
HOW'D THE TEST GO?
411
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,762
WELL... OF COURSE
I WON'T KNOW FOR A WHILE,
412
00:18:45,755 --> 00:18:48,295
BUT I THINK I DID
REALLY WELL.
413
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,298
NOW, IN ACCORDANCE
WITH OUR AGREEMENT,
414
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,860
YOU NEED TO ACCOMPANY ME
TO MY CHESS MATCH.
415
00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:55,441
RIGHT RIGHT,
THE "CHESS MATCH."
416
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,635
TEDDY, IT'S JUST
A CHESS MATCH.
417
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,637
SURE. OKAY.
418
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,809
WELL, WHAT DO I
HAVE TO WEAR?
419
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:03,810
A BIRD SUIT
OR A ROBOT OUTFIT?
420
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:07,215
ACTUALLY, WHAT YOU
HAVE ON NOW IS PERFECT.
421
00:19:14,624 --> 00:19:16,234
COME ON, ANDREW.
IT'S YOUR MOVE.
422
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:17,856
IT IS?
423
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:18,857
OH, RIGHT.
424
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,467
CHECKMATE.
425
00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:30,499
WHAT?
426
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:32,541
NO! IT CAN'T BE!
427
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,513
CURSE YOU, DELESEUR!
428
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,550
WE'RE DONE HERE.
THANK YOU, TEDDY.
429
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,686
NERD BAIT.
430
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,818
NOT MY FINEST HOUR.
431
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,397
Well, Charlie.
I got my S.A.T. results back
432
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,400
and let's just say
I did pretty well.
433
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,713
I'm trying not to be
supercilious.
434
00:20:07,677 --> 00:20:09,677
Did I use that right?
435
00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:11,339
Who cares? Test's over.
436
00:20:12,442 --> 00:20:13,582
Hey, check it out.
The sequel to
437
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,623
"The Littlest Unicorn"
just came out.
438
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,615
"Revenge of the
Littlest Unicorn."
439
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,748
Have you seen Charlie?
440
00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:21,619
Uh, yeah.
And she told me
441
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,591
to tell you that
she's not home.
442
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,704
Man! Well, who am I
supposed to read this to?
443
00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:30,899
Hello, Toby!
444
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:34,431
Okay, chapter one.
445
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,244
"Junie had
an axe to grind..."
446
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,565
Well.
447
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,437
Sounds like there's
gonna be a beatdown
448
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,439
in Butterflylandia.
449
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,741
Better wish Junie some
450
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,272
good luck, Charlie.
451
00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:52,479
CHARLIE, ARE YOU READY
TO GO TO THE PARK NOW?
452
00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:53,622
NO!
453
00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:55,293
( groans )
454
00:20:55,285 --> 00:20:57,625
PJ, THANKS TO THAT
STUPID BOOK YOU READ HER
455
00:20:57,627 --> 00:20:59,287
CHARLIE'S AFRAID
TO GO OUTSIDE.
456
00:20:59,289 --> 00:21:01,459
SHE THINKS THERE'S
A DRAGON OUT THERE.
457
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,891
THERE IS.
458
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,704
WILL YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN
TO YOUR SISTER
459
00:21:06,696 --> 00:21:08,396
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT?
460
00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:10,768
OKAY, CHARLIE.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
461
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,700
UNICORNS ARE REAL,
DRAGONS ARE NOT.
462
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:16,945
OKAY. ARE YOU READY
TO GO NOW?
463
00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:18,376
NO.
464
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,708
OKAY, MOM.
I GOT THIS.
465
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:21,549
CHARLIE, THERE IS
NO DRAGON OUT THERE.
466
00:21:21,551 --> 00:21:22,881
LOOK, I'LL SHOW YOU.
467
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,415
( roaring )
468
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:34,893
( coughs )
469
00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:38,026
TOLD YOU.
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