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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:10,580 WHAT IS THIS? 2 00:00:10,581 --> 00:00:12,681 - OOH OOH! I KNOW! - WAIT. 3 00:00:15,246 --> 00:00:16,416 I WANT GABE TO ANSWER. 4 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:17,587 AW. 5 00:00:17,588 --> 00:00:18,588 UH... 6 00:00:18,589 --> 00:00:20,049 IT'S A PLATE. 7 00:00:20,051 --> 00:00:21,621 WRONG. 8 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:24,362 WHOA. THAT'LL TEACH ME TO GET COCKY. 9 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,457 IT'S A DIRTY PLATE, 10 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:29,398 WHICH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUT IN THE DISHWASHER. 11 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,400 NOW COME ON! HOW EASY IS THAT? 12 00:00:31,402 --> 00:00:32,532 IF IT'S SO EASY, 13 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,033 WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT? 14 00:00:36,267 --> 00:00:37,607 NOW THE PLATE'S ALL THE WAY OUT HERE 15 00:00:37,608 --> 00:00:39,538 AND THAT ONE'S ON YOU. 16 00:00:41,072 --> 00:00:42,142 YOU KNOW WHAT, MISTER? 17 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:43,343 YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A TICKET 18 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:44,554 TO A WEEKEND OF YARD WORK. 19 00:00:46,077 --> 00:00:47,077 TAKE CARE OF THE PLATE. 20 00:00:51,182 --> 00:00:53,752 HE'S REALLY BEEN ON MY CASE LATELY. 21 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,364 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. 22 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,686 WELL... 23 00:00:56,687 --> 00:00:58,587 YOU COULD PUT THAT PLATE IN THE DISHWASHER. 24 00:00:58,589 --> 00:01:00,759 YEAH, BUT THEN HE WINS. 25 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:03,691 BROTHER MAN, YOU SHOULD DO WHAT I DID. 26 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:04,604 GET YOUR OWN APARTMENT. 27 00:01:04,595 --> 00:01:06,595 DUDE, I'M 13. 28 00:01:06,597 --> 00:01:09,537 WELL, THEN WE'RE BACK TO THE PLATE. 29 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:10,770 OH HEY! 30 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,501 I GOT AN IDEA. HOW ABOUT I COME STAY 31 00:01:12,503 --> 00:01:13,543 AT YOUR PLACE THIS WEEKEND? 32 00:01:13,544 --> 00:01:15,114 OH, YEAH, SURE. WHY NOT? 33 00:01:15,106 --> 00:01:16,506 EMMETT'S OUT OF TOWN. SHOULD BE FUN. 34 00:01:16,507 --> 00:01:17,707 HEY, CAN I BRING JAKE? 35 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:18,778 SURE. 36 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,579 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS GREAT. 37 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,651 SINCE I'M NOT HERE, I DON'T HAVE TO DO YARD WORK. 38 00:01:22,653 --> 00:01:23,653 ( chuckles ) 39 00:01:23,654 --> 00:01:25,224 AND THEN GUESS WHO WINS? 40 00:01:28,119 --> 00:01:29,459 ( sighs ) 41 00:01:31,762 --> 00:01:32,762 I DO. 42 00:01:32,763 --> 00:01:33,593 YEAH YEAH-- NO, I KNOW. 43 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,674 I WAS JUST-- 44 00:01:34,665 --> 00:01:36,595 GOT NERVOUS AFTER THE WHOLE PLATE THING. 45 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,199 ( rock music playing ) 46 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:41,731 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 47 00:01:41,732 --> 00:01:43,472 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 48 00:01:43,474 --> 00:01:46,614 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 49 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,337 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 50 00:01:48,339 --> 00:01:49,739 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 51 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:51,610 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 52 00:01:53,484 --> 00:01:56,294 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 53 00:01:56,287 --> 00:01:59,687 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 54 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:01,620 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 55 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,222 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 56 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:06,164 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 57 00:02:06,157 --> 00:02:07,827 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 58 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,628 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 59 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,500 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 60 00:02:12,503 --> 00:02:14,643 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 61 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:18,635 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 62 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,309 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 63 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,924 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 64 00:02:34,185 --> 00:02:37,455 SPENCER, HOW ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING THIS? 65 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,458 I JUST-- I JUST DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 66 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,930 OKAY OKAY. LET ME BREAK THIS DOWN ONE MORE TIME. 67 00:02:41,932 --> 00:02:45,472 SO, I HAD JUST DONE MY BIG PERFORMANCE IN DRAMA CLASS. 68 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:48,466 AND THEN, THAT HORRIBLE ASHLEY WALKS UP TO ME 69 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,599 AND SHE SAYS, 70 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,840 "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE REALLY HAVING FUN OUT THERE." 71 00:02:54,805 --> 00:02:56,505 I STILL DON'T SEE WHY THAT'S SO BAD. 72 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,509 SHE WAS TOTALLY INSULTING ME! 73 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:03,883 BUT-- BY SAYING YOU HAD FUN? 74 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,564 YES, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY 75 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:07,356 WHEN SOMEBODY'S PERFORMANCE STINKS. 76 00:03:07,358 --> 00:03:09,858 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 77 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,692 TEDDY, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE MAKING A BIG DEAL 78 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,693 OUT OF NOTHING. 79 00:03:15,326 --> 00:03:16,426 OH YEAH? 80 00:03:16,427 --> 00:03:17,697 YEAH? 81 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,298 WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE MAKING NOTHING 82 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:21,871 OUT OF A BIG DEAL! 83 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:27,576 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO SAY. 84 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:36,716 OKAY. 85 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,387 WHO PUT ALL OF TOBY'S STUFFED ANIMALS 86 00:03:38,389 --> 00:03:39,449 ON THE PORCH? 87 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:41,250 GABE. 88 00:03:45,396 --> 00:03:46,656 AW. 89 00:03:46,657 --> 00:03:48,897 SHE PINNED HER FIRST CRIME ON ME. 90 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,401 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT THIS? 91 00:03:52,403 --> 00:03:53,403 ABOUT WHAT? 92 00:03:53,404 --> 00:03:54,744 CHARLIE. 93 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,665 SHE STILL DOESN'T LIKE TOBY. 94 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:57,867 THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR MONTHS. 95 00:03:57,868 --> 00:03:59,638 I THOUGHT SHE'D BE OVER IT BY NOW. 96 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,410 MOM, SOME THINGS TAKE TIME. 97 00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:02,542 I MEAN, 98 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,753 I STILL DON'T LIKE CHARLIE. 99 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,615 TEDDY DOESN'T LIKE ME. 100 00:04:06,617 --> 00:04:08,947 PJ DOESN'T LIKE TEDDY. 101 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,279 IT'S WHAT MAKES US A FAMILY. 102 00:04:12,683 --> 00:04:15,293 GABE, I WANTED THIS TIME TO BE DIFFERENT. 103 00:04:15,286 --> 00:04:18,486 AFTER ALL, TOBY IS GONNA BE MY LAST BABY. 104 00:04:18,489 --> 00:04:19,789 MM-HMM. 105 00:04:26,437 --> 00:04:27,497 ( knocking on door ) 106 00:04:27,498 --> 00:04:28,768 PJ: COME ON IN. 107 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,299 - HEY. - HEY. 108 00:04:30,301 --> 00:04:31,571 SO. 109 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:32,772 THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE, HUH? 110 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:33,903 YEP. 111 00:04:33,904 --> 00:04:35,914 WELL, IT'S STILL BEATS DOING YARD WORK. 112 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:39,508 HEY, GABE'S BROTHER. 113 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:40,980 - WHAT'S UP? - HEY. 114 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,311 WHAT HAPPENED TO JAKE? 115 00:04:42,313 --> 00:04:43,713 HE WAS BUSY, 116 00:04:43,714 --> 00:04:44,994 SO I CALLED A COUPLE OF OTHER KIDS 117 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,585 AND, UH... 118 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:47,917 THEY WEREN'T ABLE TO MAKE IT EITHER. 119 00:04:47,918 --> 00:04:50,018 SO HERE'S LOGAN. 120 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:52,922 I'M OFTEN THE LAST CHOICE. 121 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,673 CHARLIE, 122 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:05,584 I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT. 123 00:05:06,937 --> 00:05:08,007 MM! 124 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,878 ISN'T IT CUTE? 125 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,810 OHH. 126 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:12,842 HERE YOU GO. 127 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,094 NOW, THE FIRST THING WE NEED TO DO 128 00:05:17,087 --> 00:05:18,847 IS NAME HIM. 129 00:05:18,849 --> 00:05:21,019 RIGHT NOW WHAT'S A REALLY GOOD NAME 130 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,491 FOR A SWEET LITTLE BABY BOY? 131 00:05:23,494 --> 00:05:24,704 OH, WELL, THERE'S... 132 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:25,955 JOBY, 133 00:05:25,956 --> 00:05:28,056 OR KOBE, OR-- 134 00:05:28,058 --> 00:05:29,058 TOBY. 135 00:05:29,059 --> 00:05:31,429 TOBY! 136 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,602 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 137 00:05:32,603 --> 00:05:33,503 ( chuckles ) 138 00:05:33,504 --> 00:05:34,574 SO NOW WHEN MOMMY'S 139 00:05:34,565 --> 00:05:36,565 TAKING CARE OF HER BABY 140 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:38,407 YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABY. 141 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:42,370 I'M GOING TO PICK UP MY TOBY 142 00:05:42,373 --> 00:05:43,643 AND GIVE HIM A HUG. 143 00:05:45,376 --> 00:05:47,846 HELLO, LITTLE MAN. 144 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,518 HELLO. 145 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,880 OOH, BIG HUG. YEAH. 146 00:05:51,882 --> 00:05:54,562 AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE YOUR TOBY 147 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,585 A BIG HUG. 148 00:05:56,527 --> 00:05:58,687 Amy: OH. 149 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:00,590 MOMMY SHOOTS, 150 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:02,131 ( clicks teeth ) SHE SCORES. 151 00:06:10,701 --> 00:06:13,701 ( giggling ) 152 00:06:18,549 --> 00:06:19,679 ( doorbell rings ) 153 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:25,885 HEY, SPENCE. 154 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,086 FLOWERS, HUH? 155 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,687 YEAH. I REALLY OWE TEDDY AN APOLOGY. 156 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:30,690 FOR WHAT? 157 00:06:33,624 --> 00:06:34,634 I HAVE NO IDEA. 158 00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:38,567 LUCKILY FOR YOU, I DO. 159 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:39,729 YOU KNOW WHAT? STEP INTO MY OFFICE. 160 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,002 OKAY. 161 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,443 LOOK. 162 00:06:44,435 --> 00:06:46,175 THE REASON SHE GOT MAD AT YOU 163 00:06:46,176 --> 00:06:49,736 IS THAT YOU DIDN'T GET UPSET ABOUT NOTHING. 164 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:53,582 YEAH, BUT IT WAS NOTHING, RIGHT? 165 00:06:53,584 --> 00:06:54,924 WELL, OF COURSE IT WAS NOTHING. 166 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,115 WELL, I MEAN YOU KNOW THAT. 167 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,016 - YEAH. - I KNOW THAT. 168 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,748 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES. 169 00:07:00,751 --> 00:07:01,921 Bob: OKAY? 170 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,152 A HIGHLY IRRATIONAL CREATURE. 171 00:07:06,196 --> 00:07:08,456 FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, 172 00:07:08,459 --> 00:07:10,729 AFTER 20 LONG YEARS OF MARRIAGE, 173 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:11,901 I AM KIND OF AN EXPERT. 174 00:07:15,606 --> 00:07:16,936 OKAY. LOOK. 175 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,807 THE KEY 176 00:07:18,809 --> 00:07:21,669 IS THAT YOU GOTTA LET TEDDY THINK THAT YOU CARE 177 00:07:21,672 --> 00:07:25,482 ABOUT ALL THIS STUFF THAT'S NOT WORTH CARING ABOUT. 178 00:07:27,518 --> 00:07:28,678 LOOK, 179 00:07:28,679 --> 00:07:30,079 WHEN THEY HAVE AN ISSUE, LIKE-- LIKE-- 180 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,620 LIKE TEDDY DID YESTERDAY, 181 00:07:31,622 --> 00:07:33,682 MM-HMM. 182 00:07:33,684 --> 00:07:35,634 YOU JUST DON'T REACT. 183 00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:37,726 YOU OVERREACT. 184 00:07:39,530 --> 00:07:40,530 SO HOW DO I DO THAT? 185 00:07:40,531 --> 00:07:41,631 I'LL SHOW YOU. OKAY. 186 00:07:41,632 --> 00:07:43,532 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU BE TEDDY. - OKAY. 187 00:07:43,534 --> 00:07:45,244 - I'LL BE YOU. ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 188 00:07:45,235 --> 00:07:46,635 GET MAD ABOUT SOMETHING. 189 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:49,237 OKAY. UM. 190 00:07:49,239 --> 00:07:51,539 A GIRL AT SCHOOL DIDN'T LIKE MY HAIR. 191 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:52,742 WHAT?! 192 00:07:54,244 --> 00:07:57,584 HOW COULD SOMEONE NOT LIKE YOUR HAIR?! 193 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:00,909 YOU HAVE THE BEST HAIR EVER. 194 00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:02,051 WELL, HEY, CALM DOWN. 195 00:08:02,052 --> 00:08:03,582 NO, I CAN'T! YOU KNOW WHAT? 196 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,524 IT JUST-- IT JUST-- IT JUST BURNS ME 197 00:08:05,516 --> 00:08:08,816 BECAUSE YOUR HAIR IS SO AWESOME. 198 00:08:10,861 --> 00:08:12,221 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 199 00:08:12,222 --> 00:08:13,992 LIKE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT MY HAIR. 200 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,795 AND... 201 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:17,997 I COULDN'T CARE LESS. 202 00:08:20,871 --> 00:08:23,971 OH, MR. DUNCAN. THIS IS REALLY GOOD STUFF. 203 00:08:23,974 --> 00:08:25,544 ISN'T IT? 204 00:08:25,536 --> 00:08:27,006 HEY, YOU KNOW THE BEAUTY OF THIS IS 205 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,677 IT WORKS EVERY TIME. 206 00:08:30,681 --> 00:08:31,811 EXCEPT THE NEXT TIME. 207 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,947 OKAY, HERE COMES A SKATEBOARDER. 208 00:08:38,949 --> 00:08:40,289 ALL RIGHT, WAIT FOR IT. 209 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:42,750 WAIT FOR IT. 210 00:08:42,753 --> 00:08:43,693 NOW. 211 00:08:43,694 --> 00:08:45,634 - ( splashing ) - OH YES! 212 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,896 OH. LOOKING UP. LOOKING UP! 213 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:50,900 PIZZA'S HERE. 214 00:08:50,901 --> 00:08:51,901 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 215 00:08:51,902 --> 00:08:53,632 DROPPING WATER BALLOONS. 216 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,044 COME ON, IT'S YOUR TURN. 217 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,835 QUICK. THERE'S TWO OLD LADIES COMING. 218 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,007 - COME ON. - YOU GUYS CANNOT BE DROPPING WATER BALLOONS. 219 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:02,710 - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE I LIVE HERE. 220 00:09:02,713 --> 00:09:04,113 AND I WANT TO KEEP LIVING HERE. 221 00:09:04,114 --> 00:09:06,584 AND WHAT IS WITH THE TENT? 222 00:09:06,577 --> 00:09:08,047 IT'S A SLEEPOVER. 223 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,318 YOU CAN'T HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITHOUT A TENT. 224 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:13,122 ALL RIGHT, WELL. 225 00:09:13,123 --> 00:09:14,733 - WE'LL TAKE THIS. - ( chuckles ) 226 00:09:14,725 --> 00:09:15,855 HEY, GUYS. 227 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,056 THAT PIZZA'S FOR ALL OF US. 228 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:21,190 HEY, LET'S MAKE SOME PRANK PHONE CALLS. 229 00:09:21,191 --> 00:09:22,791 OH, COME ON. 230 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:25,603 PRANK PHONE CALLS? YOU GUYS ARE 13 YEARS OLD. 231 00:09:25,596 --> 00:09:26,596 - ARE YOU REALLY-- - ( cell phone ringing ) 232 00:09:26,597 --> 00:09:27,597 OH, HANG ON. 233 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,940 HELLO? 234 00:09:32,943 --> 00:09:35,583 NO MY BUTT IS NOT ON FIRE. WHO IS THIS? 235 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,775 ( laughing ) 236 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:37,747 BOYS, QUIET. I'M ON THE PHONE. 237 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,624 TEDDY, SPENCER'S HERE. 238 00:09:46,617 --> 00:09:47,757 OH, THANKS. 239 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:49,758 OH, NO NO. YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. 240 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,260 SPENCER'S HERE TALKING WITH YOUR FATHER. 241 00:09:53,824 --> 00:09:54,774 ABOUT WHAT? 242 00:09:54,765 --> 00:09:56,795 THAT'S THE INTERESTING PART. 243 00:09:58,128 --> 00:10:02,098 YEAH. I JUST OVERHEARD DR. BOB, 244 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,602 PROFESSOR OF WOMANOLOGY, 245 00:10:05,936 --> 00:10:07,906 EXPLAIN TO SPENCER 246 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,308 THAT THE BEST WAY OF HANDLING US GALS 247 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,310 IS TO PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT STUFF 248 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,152 THAT ISN'T WORTH CARING ABOUT. 249 00:10:17,187 --> 00:10:19,987 REALLY? WELL, IF I KNOW SPENCER, 250 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:21,720 HE SAID THAT THAT WAS RIDICULOUS. 251 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,962 WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW SPENCER. 252 00:10:26,056 --> 00:10:27,996 I BELIEVE HIS EXACT WORDS WERE 253 00:10:27,998 --> 00:10:30,058 "THIS IS REALLY GOOD STUFF, MR. DUNCAN. 254 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,200 ( chuckles )" 255 00:10:31,201 --> 00:10:33,131 HUH. 256 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,813 WELL, I THINK I NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH MY FELLA. 257 00:10:36,807 --> 00:10:38,807 NO NO NO NO. 258 00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:40,839 WE DO NOT HANDLE THESE THINGS WITH COMMUNICATION. 259 00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:44,312 COME ON, TEDDY. WE GET REVENGE. 260 00:10:45,816 --> 00:10:47,946 FIRST ON SPENCER... 261 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:50,918 THEN ON DR. BOB. 262 00:10:53,023 --> 00:10:55,893 OH, I SEE DR. AMY'S IN THE HOUSE. 263 00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:57,356 MM-HMM. 264 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,827 AND SHE'S ABOUT TO ADMINISTER 265 00:10:58,829 --> 00:11:00,829 10 CC'S OF BA-BAM. 266 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,668 ( video game explosions ) 267 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,199 OH! 268 00:11:11,201 --> 00:11:13,141 HEY, GUYS? VOLUME. 269 00:11:13,143 --> 00:11:14,673 OH, HE'S RIGHT. 270 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,154 LET'S CRANK IT UP. 271 00:11:16,146 --> 00:11:17,676 NO. 272 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,847 TURN IT DOWN. 273 00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:20,279 - WHAT? - DOWN. 274 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,010 I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK. 275 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:24,182 NO ONE'S EVER HEARD YOU THINK. 276 00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:27,957 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT IS IT. 277 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,288 I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU TWO. 278 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,019 NO MORE VIDEO GAMES. 279 00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:32,861 - WHAT? - NO MORE VIDEO GAMES. 280 00:11:32,863 --> 00:11:34,193 I'M TRYING TO STUDY FOR A TEST. 281 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,404 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 282 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,695 I DON'T CARE, AS LONG AS IT'S QUIET. 283 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,167 MAN, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR BROTHER WAS FUN. 284 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:41,700 HE USED TO BE. 285 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,371 BEFORE HE TURNED INTO DAD. 286 00:11:43,373 --> 00:11:45,413 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, MISTER? 287 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,835 NOW YOU EVEN SOUND LIKE HIM. 288 00:11:47,838 --> 00:11:50,838 YOU KNOW, I CAME OVER HERE TO GET AWAY FROM HIM, 289 00:11:50,841 --> 00:11:52,411 NOT TO BE WITH DAD JR. 290 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,712 I AM NOT DAD JR. 291 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,124 AND YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A TICKET 292 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,216 TO DOING THE DISHES. 293 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,787 WE USED PAPER PLATES. 294 00:11:58,789 --> 00:12:00,889 AND I WANT THEM SPOTLESS. 295 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:06,855 MARY LOU, 296 00:12:06,857 --> 00:12:08,727 I SHOULD BE A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST. 297 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,728 REALLY. 298 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,400 I GAVE CHARLIE A TOBY DOLL 299 00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:13,732 AND SHE LOVES IT. 300 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,873 AND PRETTY SOON SHE'LL FEEL THE SAME WAY 301 00:12:14,865 --> 00:12:16,265 ABOUT THE REAL TOBY. 302 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,206 I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S BRILLIANT. 303 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,068 ONE DAY IT WILL SIMPLY BE KNOWN AS 304 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:22,440 "THE DUNCAN METHOD." 305 00:12:26,076 --> 00:12:27,946 LET ME CALL YOU BACK. 306 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,178 ( phone beeps ) 307 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,826 CHARLIE? 308 00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:39,228 DID YOU MISTAKE THE TRASH CAN 309 00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:41,059 FOR A MAGICAL DOLL HOUSE? 310 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,831 NO. 311 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,873 I'M NOT TWO. 312 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,235 OH, CHARLIE. 313 00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:48,897 WHY DON'T YOU LOVE BABY TOBY? 314 00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:50,869 HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH. 315 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,071 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 316 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,372 BECAUSE HE TOLD ME. 317 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,053 HE CAN'T TALK. 318 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,977 OR CAN HE? 319 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,212 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 320 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:11,859 YES-- NO, I UNDERSTAND THAT I LOST THE RECEIPT, 321 00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:12,922 BUT I NEVER WORE THEM, 322 00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:15,803 SO WHY CAN'T I TAKE THEM BACK? 323 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,265 BUT THAT'S A STUPID POLICY! 324 00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:22,931 NEV-- NEVER MIND. 325 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:24,003 ( groans ) 326 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,314 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 327 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,935 I BOUGHT THESE RUNNING SHOES, 328 00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:28,137 BUT THEY WERE IN THE WRONG SIZE 329 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:30,338 AND NOW THE STUPID STORE WON'T LET ME RETURN THEM. 330 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:31,910 OH WELL. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 331 00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:39,017 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 332 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,489 I'M GONNA GET ANGRY! 333 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:47,264 HOW DARE THEY TREAT YOU LIKE THAT?! 334 00:13:47,257 --> 00:13:48,827 WHAT? 335 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,298 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 336 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,130 WHO WAS THE IDIOT YOU WERE DEALING WITH? 337 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:55,543 UH, I THINK IT WAS SOMEONE NAMED SAM? 338 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,005 OH, SAM MUST HAVE A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A WALNUT. 339 00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:01,909 SPENCER, HONEY. JUST CALM DOWN. 340 00:14:01,912 --> 00:14:03,172 NO, I CAN'T CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT? 341 00:14:03,173 --> 00:14:05,283 BECAUSE I AM SO FURIOUS WITH THIS SAM! 342 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,116 I AM DISGUSTED BY SAM. 343 00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:12,879 I AM SO GLAD YOU FEEL THIS WAY. 344 00:14:14,424 --> 00:14:16,364 I'M GONNA GET MY KEYS. 345 00:14:17,928 --> 00:14:19,328 WAIT. 346 00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:20,329 ( stammers ) 347 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:22,060 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING YOUR KEYS FOR? 348 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,992 BECAUSE WE ARE GOING DOWN TO THAT STORE 349 00:14:23,994 --> 00:14:25,004 AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE SAM 350 00:14:24,995 --> 00:14:26,865 A PIECE OF MY MIND! 351 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,870 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 352 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,283 I DON'T KNOW. 353 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,045 WE'RE IN UNCHARTED TERRITORY. 354 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,378 WHAT DO I DO NOW? 355 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,550 I DON'T KNOW. 356 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:43,051 WE'RE IN UNCHARTED TERRITORY. 357 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,887 ( Toby cooing ) 358 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,559 Amy: Psst. 359 00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:53,221 Hey, Charlie. 360 00:14:57,427 --> 00:14:58,667 WHO SAID THAT? 361 00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:02,028 It's me, Toby. 362 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:02,902 Come here. 363 00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:08,507 YOU CAN TALK? 364 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,908 Just to you. 365 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,380 CHARLIE? 366 00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:16,323 YOU'RE MY FAVORITE IN THE WHOLE FAMILY. 367 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,516 REALLY? 368 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,947 Yeah. 369 00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:21,389 I LOVE YOU, CHARLIE. 370 00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:23,921 DO YOU LOVE ME TOO? 371 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,663 YES. 372 00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:27,395 THAT IS SO-- 373 00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:32,530 GOODY. 374 00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:35,674 NOW REMEMBER, 375 00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:38,935 THIS IS OUR VERY SPECIAL SECRET. 376 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,068 JUST FOR US. 377 00:15:41,071 --> 00:15:42,611 DON'T TELL ANYONE. 378 00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:44,542 Okay? 379 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,124 OKAY. 380 00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,416 ( mouths words ) 381 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,420 HI, CHARLIE. 382 00:15:52,422 --> 00:15:54,722 TOBY TALKS. 383 00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:03,431 YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO REASON TO CAUSE A SCENE. 384 00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:05,373 I THINK WE MADE OUR POINT JUST BY SHOWING UP. 385 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,435 YES, HI. 386 00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:08,096 WE'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO SAM. 387 00:16:08,098 --> 00:16:09,298 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 388 00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:10,399 I'M SAM. 389 00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:15,213 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? 390 00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:17,545 NO PROBLEM. ( chuckles ) 391 00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:20,277 BUT YOU JUST SAID THERE WAS A PROBLEM. 392 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,310 NO, UH, NO. 393 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:22,981 SHE SAID IT. 394 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,482 COME ON, SPENCER. TELL HIM WHAT YOU TOLD ME. 395 00:16:27,657 --> 00:16:30,387 GOSH. WHO CAN REMEMBER? 396 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,120 HE SAID YOU HAVE A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A WALNUT. 397 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,195 EXCUSE ME? 398 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,996 UH. 399 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,127 TO BE FAIR, I'VE SEEN SOME PRETTY LARGE WALNUTS. 400 00:16:41,131 --> 00:16:42,271 AND-- AND 401 00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:45,142 HE SAID THAT HE WAS DISGUSTED BY YOU. 402 00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:47,505 BUT THEN I WALKED IT BACK TO JUST FURIOUS. 403 00:16:49,339 --> 00:16:51,039 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO SAY TO ME 404 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:54,682 BEFORE I TAKE YOU INTO THE BREAK ROOM? 405 00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:57,224 WHERE I WILL BREAK YOU. 406 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,018 AH, WAIT. 407 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,149 UH, LOOK. 408 00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:02,751 I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THE THINGS I SAID. 409 00:17:02,752 --> 00:17:05,232 SEE, I TOOK SOME BAD ADVICE FROM HER FATHER, 410 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,255 AND UH, I WAS REALLY STUPID. 411 00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:11,128 AND I AM VERY SORRY. 412 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,561 PLEASE DON'T BREAK ME. 413 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,805 HEARD ENOUGH, TEDDY? 414 00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:18,266 THANKS, SAM. I'M GOOD. 415 00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:19,568 COOL. 416 00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:21,639 HOPE I DIDN'T SCARE YOU TOO MUCH, LITTLE GUY. 417 00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:26,175 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 418 00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:29,047 OH, WHAT JUST HAPPENED WAS 419 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,718 I, THE WOMAN, 420 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,050 TAUGHT YOU, THE IDIOT, 421 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,552 A LESSON. 422 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,755 SO YOU HEARD EVERYTHING? 423 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,156 MY MOM DID. 424 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,528 OH. 425 00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:40,729 LOOK, I PROMISE 426 00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,790 I'LL NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM YOUR FATHER AGAIN. 427 00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:46,104 EVERYONE GETS THERE EVENTUALLY. 428 00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:50,799 OH, UH, THANKS AGAIN, SAM. 429 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,600 HEY, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 430 00:17:52,602 --> 00:17:54,342 OH, HE'S IN MY COMMUNITY THEATER GROUP. 431 00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,484 GREAT JOB. 432 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,805 THANKS, TEDDY. 433 00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:58,206 AND YOU... 434 00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,848 REALLY LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE HAVING FUN OUT THERE. 435 00:18:03,553 --> 00:18:04,753 WELL, THAT HURT. 436 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,774 THERE SHE IS. 437 00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:18,425 THE WOMAN I LOVE. 438 00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:19,868 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 439 00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:22,631 HMM. WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 440 00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,114 THERE HAS TO BE AN OCCASION? 441 00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:31,338 CAN'T A MAN GIVE THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE FLOWERS JUST BECAUSE? 442 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,282 HEARD ABOUT THE SHOE STORE? 443 00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:36,524 YES, I DID. 444 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,218 PLEASE ACCEPT THE FLOWERS. 445 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,703 HMM. NO THANKS. 446 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,126 OH, COME ON, HONEY. 447 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,328 HONEY. 448 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,460 COME ON. 449 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,132 I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE ANY OF THAT STUFF 450 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,513 THAT I WAS TELLING SPENCER. 451 00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:56,865 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 452 00:18:56,866 --> 00:18:58,606 SINCE TEDDY TAUGHT HIM A LESSON, 453 00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:01,538 I DON'T REALLY NEED YOU TO TEACH ME A LESSON. 454 00:19:04,814 --> 00:19:07,324 YOU'RE AFRAID, AREN'T YOU, BOB? 455 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,348 UH-HUH. 456 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,722 WELL, I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. 457 00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:16,364 SO WE'RE-- 458 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,426 WE'RE GOOD? 459 00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:20,357 OH. I'M SORRY, BOB. 460 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,190 THINGS ARE ALREADY IN MOTION. 461 00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:24,632 THINGS? 462 00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:25,904 OH, COME ON. 463 00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:27,795 WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 464 00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:31,639 I WISH I COULD HELP YOU, 465 00:19:31,641 --> 00:19:33,341 BUT IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS. 466 00:19:41,351 --> 00:19:43,451 Gabe's voice: WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO DAD? 467 00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:46,523 ( echoing ) INTO DAD? INTO DAD? 468 00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:48,316 PJ's voice: HOW COME WHEN YOU HEAR THINGS IN YOUR HEAD 469 00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:49,458 THEY ALWAYS HAVE AN ECHO? 470 00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:52,319 ( echoing ) AN ECHO? AN ECHO? 471 00:19:52,322 --> 00:19:54,262 I AM NOT TURNING INTO DAD. 472 00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:55,804 I JUST HAVE A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITIES. 473 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:59,195 SCHOOL, A JOB, A FUTURE TO WORRY ABOUT. 474 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,598 THOSE KIDS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WORK. 475 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,532 OH, MAN. 476 00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:06,314 I AM TURNING INTO DAD. 477 00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:10,338 HEY, GUYS. 478 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,780 - WAKE UP. - ( groans ) 479 00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:15,952 - GET UP. - Gabe: WHAT? 480 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:16,945 IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING. 481 00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:18,216 GET YOUR SHOES ON. 482 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,687 WE ARE GOING FOR A LITTLE TRIP. 483 00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:22,349 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU GUYS THAT I'M STILL FUN, 484 00:20:22,352 --> 00:20:24,292 AND CHILDISH 485 00:20:24,294 --> 00:20:25,864 AND TOTALLY IMMATURE. 486 00:20:25,855 --> 00:20:26,855 HE'S BACK! 487 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,731 ( chuckling ) 488 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:38,807 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 489 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,240 NOW LET'S GET MOM. 490 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,311 GO. 491 00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:44,413 WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU. 492 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,415 LET'S NOT GET MOM. 493 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,679 HI, MRS. DUNCAN. 494 00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:54,321 GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM, LOGAN. 495 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,660 ( chuckles ) 496 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,603 OKAY, HONEY. 497 00:21:05,595 --> 00:21:07,535 WELL DONE. 498 00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:10,367 LESSON LEARNED. 499 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,270 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 500 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,671 THIS. 501 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:14,903 ISN'T THIS YOUR REVENGE? 502 00:21:14,904 --> 00:21:17,354 DRAWING ON YOUR FACE? 503 00:21:17,347 --> 00:21:18,677 DOES THAT SOUND LIKE ME, TEDDY? 504 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,408 IT'S DOESN'T, MOM. 505 00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:21,410 HMM. 506 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,363 SO THERE'S MORE? 507 00:21:25,355 --> 00:21:28,955 ( chuckles ) MORE? 508 00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:31,018 IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED. 509 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:34,893 OH. 510 00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:38,366 TEDDY, TURN THE CAMERA ON. 511 00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:41,700 Hey, Charlie. 512 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,771 Well, uh, I wasn't really planning 513 00:21:43,773 --> 00:21:45,303 on doing a video diary right now, 514 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,314 but mom told me to turn the camera on, 515 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,036 so something is up. 516 00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:50,438 Bob: Ooh, Donuts! 517 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,440 ( explosion ) 518 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,320 Exploding donuts. 519 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,452 That's-- 520 00:22:04,454 --> 00:22:06,664 Lesson learned. 521 00:22:06,656 --> 00:22:08,326 Okay, are we done now? 522 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,857 Oh. 523 00:22:09,859 --> 00:22:11,659 Yes. 524 00:22:11,661 --> 00:22:13,001 With phase one. 525 00:22:15,004 --> 00:22:18,014 Oh, man. 526 00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:19,467 Wish me good luck, Charlie. 527 00:22:28,778 --> 00:22:30,018 OKAY, PJ. 528 00:22:30,019 --> 00:22:31,879 NOW I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN RESENTING YOUR SISTER 529 00:22:31,881 --> 00:22:33,481 FOR SOME TIME NOW. 530 00:22:33,483 --> 00:22:35,833 AND SO I BOUGHT YOU SOMETHING TO HELP YOU 531 00:22:35,825 --> 00:22:37,625 FINALLY GET OVER IT. 532 00:22:37,627 --> 00:22:38,827 OPEN YOUR EYES. 533 00:22:40,089 --> 00:22:41,359 WHAT IS IT? 534 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,690 IT'S A TEDDY DOLL. 535 00:22:42,692 --> 00:22:43,892 GO AHEAD. PULL THE STRING. 536 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,595 YOU'RE THE BEST BIG BROTHER EVER. 537 00:22:48,598 --> 00:22:49,768 AWW. 538 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,639 THIS IS SO SWEET. 539 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,882 I'M SO GLAD YOU MOVED OUT. 540 00:22:58,648 --> 00:23:00,108 THAT WASN'T QUITE AS NICE. 541 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,922 I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU. 542 00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:07,455 I'M MADE OF PLASTIC 543 00:23:07,457 --> 00:23:09,657 AND I'M STILL SMARTER THAN YOU. 544 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:12,791 THIS IS THE WORST GIFT EVER. 545 00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:16,874 OKAY, THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE STORE. 546 00:23:16,866 --> 00:23:17,926 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 547 00:23:17,927 --> 00:23:19,867 ARE YOU AN ACTRESS? 548 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,931 OKAY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE MORE SHOT. 34828

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