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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,675 ( theme music plays ) 2 00:00:06,677 --> 00:00:08,637 CHEW CAREFULLY, I'M MISSING AN EARRING. 3 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,192 EH, I'LL ROLL THE DICE. 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,246 HEY, EVERYBODY. 5 00:00:17,248 --> 00:00:19,648 I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS: 6 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:21,690 - I'M MOVING OUT. - YOU'RE WHAT? 7 00:00:21,692 --> 00:00:24,602 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE MOVING OUT? - I AM MOVING IN WITH EMMETT. 8 00:00:24,595 --> 00:00:27,195 HIS PARENTS PROMISED HIM AN APARTMENT WHEN HE TURNED 18. 9 00:00:27,198 --> 00:00:30,398 THEY HAD A PARTY FOR HIM, GAVE HIM A CAKE AND DROVE HIM TO THE NEW PLACE. 10 00:00:30,401 --> 00:00:32,431 ALL IN LIKE 20 MINUTES. 11 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:37,535 - P.J., I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS. - MOM, IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE. 12 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,268 I'M ABOUT TO START COMMUNITY COLLEGE 13 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:40,710 AND THE APARTMENT IS RIGHT NEAR CAMPUS. 14 00:00:40,711 --> 00:00:43,071 THAT IS A GOOD POINT. 15 00:00:43,074 --> 00:00:46,354 BLAH BLAH BLAH. ALL I'M HEARING IS THAT I'M GETTING MY OWN ROOM. 16 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,178 LET'S GET YOU PACKED. COME ON. 17 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:57,364 BOB, ARE YOU SURE P.J.'S READY TO LIVE ON HIS OWN? 18 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,828 WELL, HE IS 18, HONEY. 19 00:01:02,093 --> 00:01:06,643 OH, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S EXPERIENCING EMPTY-NEST SYNDROME. 20 00:01:08,499 --> 00:01:12,599 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS THERE IS THAT OUR NEST IS STILL VERY VERY FULL. 21 00:01:14,845 --> 00:01:18,305 IN FACT, THE CHALLENGE IS TO AVOID HAVING ANY MORE LITTLE BIRDIES. 22 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:22,280 IT JUST WENT BY SO FAST. 23 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:25,723 IT SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY THAT P.J. WAS TRIPPING OVER HIS SHOELACES 24 00:01:25,716 --> 00:01:28,616 AND WE WERE WIPING HIS NOSE. 25 00:01:28,619 --> 00:01:31,159 IT WAS YESTERDAY. 26 00:01:32,223 --> 00:01:35,333 ( theme music playing ) 27 00:01:35,326 --> 00:01:36,726 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 28 00:01:36,727 --> 00:01:38,697 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 29 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,569 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 30 00:01:41,572 --> 00:01:43,472 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 31 00:01:43,474 --> 00:01:44,884 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 32 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:46,875 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 33 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:51,579 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 34 00:01:51,582 --> 00:01:54,752 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 35 00:01:54,745 --> 00:01:56,745 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 36 00:01:56,747 --> 00:01:58,447 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 37 00:01:58,449 --> 00:02:01,319 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 38 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,152 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 39 00:02:03,154 --> 00:02:04,634 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 40 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,755 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 41 00:02:07,758 --> 00:02:09,798 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 42 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:13,630 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 43 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:17,774 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 44 00:02:18,769 --> 00:02:21,709 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 45 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:28,748 ( doorbell rings ) 46 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,419 - OH, MY MOM'S HERE. - AWW. 47 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,888 HELLO, TEDDY. SPENCE, YOU READY? 48 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:41,890 I LEFT MY COAT DOWNSTAIRS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 49 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:43,762 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN? 50 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,344 OH NO, THAT'S OKAY. I'M FINE, THANKS. 51 00:02:50,201 --> 00:02:53,271 SO IT'S BEEN AWHILE. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 52 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,584 I'M GOOD. THANK YOU. 53 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,446 - AND YOU? - GOOD GOOD. 54 00:03:06,717 --> 00:03:09,857 SO HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER? 55 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:15,703 IT'S LIKE IT'S NOT TOO HOT, NOT TOO COLD. 56 00:03:18,369 --> 00:03:21,369 - TEMPERATE, YOU MIGHT SAY. - YES. 57 00:03:21,372 --> 00:03:24,342 - TEMPERATE. - TEMPERATE. 58 00:03:25,836 --> 00:03:28,306 - OH, SPENCER'S BACK-- YAY! - HEY, IT WASN'T THERE. 59 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,839 I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN THE BACKYARD. 60 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,480 - I'LL JUST-- - NO NO. 61 00:03:31,482 --> 00:03:33,382 YOU CAN GET IT NEXT TIME. OUT YOU GO. 62 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,385 - BYE. - BYE, GUYS. 63 00:03:40,351 --> 00:03:42,591 TEMPERATE? WHAT--? 64 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,500 BOB, WOULD YOU TAKE TOBY UPSTAIRS AND PUT HIM DOWN FOR HIS NAP? 65 00:03:52,503 --> 00:03:55,343 UP-UP-UPSTAIRS? 66 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:56,606 THAT'S-- 67 00:03:56,607 --> 00:03:58,767 IT'S KINDA LONELY UP THERE, ISN'T IT? 68 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:03,311 WOULD YOU TAKE TOBY UPSTAIRS AND PUT HIM DOWN FOR HIS NAP? 69 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,245 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? HAVE HIM NAP RIGHT HERE. 70 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,917 - BOB, HE'S SIX WEEKS OLD. - NEVER TOO EARLY TO LEARN HOW TO COUCH-NAP. 71 00:04:13,584 --> 00:04:16,834 OKAY, FINE. I WILL TAKE HIM UPSTAIRS. 72 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,928 AND YOU BETTER GET REAL COMFORTABLE ON THAT COUCH. 73 00:04:25,336 --> 00:04:26,966 - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? - WHAT? 74 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,967 NOT WANTING TO TAKE THE BABY UPSTAIRS. 75 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:32,369 I MEAN, THAT'S LAZY EVEN FOR YOU. 76 00:04:33,544 --> 00:04:35,514 WHAT? I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT. 77 00:04:35,506 --> 00:04:39,476 - THAT'S ALL. - NO, THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON WITH YOU. 78 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,050 SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO INTERESTED IN ME? 79 00:04:43,053 --> 00:04:45,023 SINCE THE CABLE WENT OUT. 80 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,660 MAN, THIS PLACE IS GREAT. 81 00:04:51,662 --> 00:04:53,692 WE SHOULD REALLY CALL YOUR DAD AND THANK HIM. 82 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,974 WE CAN'T. PART OF THE AGREEMENT ABOUT THE NEW APARTMENT 83 00:04:55,966 --> 00:04:57,926 IS THAT I NEVER CALL. 84 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,430 - THIS IS SO AWESOME. - WE CAN EAT WHATEVER WE WANT. 85 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:04,883 - STAY UP PAST OUR BEDTIME. - DUDE, THERE IS NO BEDTIME! 86 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:07,775 - YAY, WE'RE ADULTS NOW! - YEAH! 87 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,009 DUDE, I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT THE VIEW. 88 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,845 HEY, LOOK AT THIS CLOWN. 89 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:22,990 OH, IT'S AN ACTUAL CLOWN. 90 00:05:22,993 --> 00:05:25,533 - YOU'RE NOT STILL AFRAID OF CLOWNS, ARE YOU? - NO. 91 00:05:27,358 --> 00:05:29,598 - YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS PLACE IS? - HUH? 92 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,460 - OUR MOMS AREN'T AROUND TO TELL US WHAT TO DO. - AHHH. 93 00:05:32,463 --> 00:05:34,033 ( knocks ) 94 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:37,806 IT'S YOUR MOM. 95 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:42,440 HI, GUYS! BROUGHT YOU SOME LUNCH. 96 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:44,523 LUNCH-- AWESOME. 97 00:05:44,515 --> 00:05:48,475 EXCEPT FOR WE DON'T HAVE ANY PLATES. OR FORKS. 98 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:51,019 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE IF THAT CLOWN NEXT DOOR HAS ANY? 99 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:53,781 - I'M ON IT. - SWEETHEART, THAT'S NOT NICE. 100 00:05:53,784 --> 00:05:55,534 WE DON'T CALL OUR NEIGHBORS CLOWNS. 101 00:05:55,526 --> 00:05:58,726 WELL, IF I KNEW HIS PROFESSIONAL NAME I'D USE IT. 102 00:06:01,432 --> 00:06:03,962 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PLACE? 103 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,404 - IT'S NICE! - YEAH. 104 00:06:06,397 --> 00:06:08,467 YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE SMALL MAYBE. 105 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:11,099 - CALL IT COZY. - KINDA DRAFTY. 106 00:06:11,101 --> 00:06:13,401 WE CALL IT INSIDE BREEZY. 107 00:06:13,404 --> 00:06:15,514 THAT'S EMMETT'S BED AND THAT'S MINE. 108 00:06:15,506 --> 00:06:18,446 OH, EMMETT'S A LITTLE MESSY, ISN'T HE? 109 00:06:18,449 --> 00:06:20,709 YEAH. WELL, THAT'S EMMETT. 110 00:06:20,711 --> 00:06:23,511 HONEY, JUST BECAUSE IT'S EMMETT'S APARTMENT 111 00:06:23,514 --> 00:06:25,524 DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET HIM WALK ALL OVER YOU. 112 00:06:25,516 --> 00:06:27,686 - IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE MESS, SAY SOMETHING. - MOM, 113 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,858 STOP WORRYING, OKAY? IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 114 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:33,560 - WE'RE GROWN-UPS NOW. - ( cartoon ringtone playing ) 115 00:06:38,669 --> 00:06:40,769 UGH, IT WAS JUST SO AWKWARD 116 00:06:40,771 --> 00:06:43,401 AND I KEPT SAYING "TEMPERATE." 117 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,513 AND I NEVER SAY TEMPERATE. 118 00:06:46,837 --> 00:06:49,507 YOU JUST SAID IT TWICE. 119 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:52,440 DOES YOUR MOM LIKE ME? 120 00:06:52,443 --> 00:06:54,553 HEY, OF COURSE SHE LIKES YOU. 121 00:06:54,545 --> 00:06:56,515 I MEAN, DOES YOUR MOM LIKE ME? 122 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,647 LET'S KEEP IT ON YOUR MOM. 123 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,451 TEDDY, LOOK, MY MOM LIKES YOU, ALL RIGHT? 124 00:07:02,453 --> 00:07:04,663 THAT'S JUST HOW SHE IS. SHE'S RESERVED. 125 00:07:04,655 --> 00:07:07,555 WELL, I WANT US TO HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP. 126 00:07:07,558 --> 00:07:09,598 SO TELL ME SOME STUFF ABOUT HER. 127 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,600 OKAY, UM, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 128 00:07:11,602 --> 00:07:14,002 I WANT TO KNOW 129 00:07:14,004 --> 00:07:16,574 WHO IS LYNN WALSH? WHAT'S HER FAVORITE COLOR, 130 00:07:16,567 --> 00:07:19,767 HER FAVORITE FOOD? WHO WOULD PLAY HER IN THE MOVIE OF HER LIFE? 131 00:07:21,472 --> 00:07:23,612 DO YOU KNOW THAT STUFF ABOUT YOUR MOM? 132 00:07:23,614 --> 00:07:27,184 PURPLE, LASAGNA AND REESE WITHERSPOON. 133 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,780 ALL RIGHT, WELL, THERE'S ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU-- 134 00:07:31,782 --> 00:07:34,632 - SHE LIKES ORCHIDS. - ORCHIDS. 135 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:36,455 - YEAH. - GOOD, OKAY. SO WHAT ELSE? 136 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,826 UHH, OH, SHE LIKES GOING TO THIS ONE FANCY PLACE 137 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:42,490 - DOWNTOWN FOR HIGH TEA. - GREAT. 138 00:07:42,493 --> 00:07:45,643 OKAY, KEEP GOING. 139 00:07:45,636 --> 00:07:47,996 THAT'S ALL I GOT. 140 00:07:47,998 --> 00:07:51,238 - THAT'S IT? - HEY LOOK, I THINK IT'S PRETTY GREAT I CAME UP WITH THAT. 141 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,754 OKAY, I JUST HAD AN AWESOME IDEA. 142 00:07:55,746 --> 00:07:57,806 I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR MOM OUT TO TEA 143 00:07:57,808 --> 00:08:00,608 AND WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT ORCHIDS... 144 00:08:00,611 --> 00:08:02,081 AND TEA. 145 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,712 ( chuckles ) 146 00:08:03,714 --> 00:08:04,864 THAT'S GREAT. 147 00:08:04,855 --> 00:08:06,815 I DON'T HAVE TO COME TO THIS, DO I? 148 00:08:17,928 --> 00:08:19,998 I JUST NEED YOU TO WATCH THE BABY FOR A SEC-- 149 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,630 - WHOA-AAA! - ( laughs ) 150 00:08:23,634 --> 00:08:24,784 NO-OOO! 151 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,578 NO-OOO! 152 00:08:30,581 --> 00:08:32,281 Bob: OH OW! 153 00:08:32,282 --> 00:08:34,692 MMM. 154 00:08:41,091 --> 00:08:44,521 NOBODY TELLS MOM! 155 00:08:45,696 --> 00:08:47,156 - WHAT ARE WE NOT TELLING MOM? - WHAT? 156 00:08:47,157 --> 00:08:48,657 WHAT? 157 00:08:48,659 --> 00:08:51,629 DUDE, YOU JUST YELLED "NOBODY TELLS MOM" IN YOUR SLEEP. 158 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,912 I MEAN I'M IN, I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE NOT TELLING HER. 159 00:08:54,905 --> 00:08:56,905 NO NO, 160 00:08:56,907 --> 00:08:59,567 I WAS JUST DREAMING ABOUT THAT TIME I DROPPED CHARLIE. 161 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:01,940 OH. 162 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,842 I REMEMBER THAT DAY. 163 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:07,184 THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD SANDWICH. 164 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,878 NOW I'M WORRIED I'M GONNA DO THE SAME THING TO TOBY. 165 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:12,651 I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. 166 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,233 SO THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO CARRY HIM UP THE STAIRS. 167 00:09:15,225 --> 00:09:18,325 I DON'T WANT TO CARRY HIM DOWN THE STAIRS EITHER. 168 00:09:18,328 --> 00:09:20,788 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, DAD? - I DON'T KNOW! 169 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:23,091 BUT I CAN'T DROP TOBY LIKE I DID CHARLIE. 170 00:09:23,093 --> 00:09:25,573 - YOU DID WHAT? - I DID WH-- HEY! 171 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,335 HEY HEY, SWEETIE. 172 00:09:27,337 --> 00:09:30,097 NO NO NO NO, DADDY DIDN'T DROP YOU. 173 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:33,000 IT WAS MORE-- IT-- IT-- IT WAS MORE LIKE A TOSS. 174 00:09:33,003 --> 00:09:35,713 AND THEN YOU FLEW A LITTLE! 175 00:09:35,706 --> 00:09:38,976 - BAD DADDY. - BUT DADDY CAUGHT YOU. 176 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,579 LUCKY DADDY. 177 00:09:47,117 --> 00:09:49,617 THANKS FOR BUYING PLATES AND FORKS, EMMETT. 178 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,761 TOO BAD WE'RE HAVING SOUP. 179 00:09:56,126 --> 00:09:58,166 HEY, WOULD YOU MIND PICKING THAT UP? 180 00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:00,628 I WILL, JUST LET ME FINISH MY PLATE OF SOUP FIRST. 181 00:10:00,631 --> 00:10:03,201 - IT'LL TAKE ONE SECOND. - I DON'T HAVE A SECOND. 182 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,643 SOUP GETS COLD REALLY FAST WHEN IT'S ON A PLATE. 183 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,838 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO PICK UP A PIECE OF TRASH? 184 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,140 OKAY, WELL, WAIT. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 185 00:10:12,142 --> 00:10:14,652 MY PROBLEM IS MY ROOMMATE IS A SLOB. 186 00:10:14,645 --> 00:10:16,045 - I'M A SLOB? - YOU'RE A SLOB. 187 00:10:16,046 --> 00:10:17,616 - YOU TAKE THAT BACK! - I WILL NOT. 188 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,387 I HATE WHEN YOU GET LIKE THIS. I'M GOING TO MY ROOM. 189 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,721 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GOING TO MY ROOM. 190 00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:27,696 YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKING AT ME. 191 00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,328 YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKING AT ME. 192 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:33,132 - STOP IT! - YOU STOP IT! 193 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,013 - NO, YOU STOP IT! TURN AROUND. - YOU-- OKAY. 194 00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:36,365 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO LOOK AT? 195 00:10:36,366 --> 00:10:38,136 TRY THIS. 196 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,010 HA! SEE, THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME. 197 00:10:42,012 --> 00:10:43,742 - NOW YOU'RE THE CLOWN. - NO, YOU'RE THE CLOWN. 198 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,924 - YOU'RE THE CLOWN. - YOU'RE THE CLOWN. 199 00:10:44,915 --> 00:10:46,315 YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE A CLOWN? 200 00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:47,816 - WHAT ME TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE A CLOWN? - FINE! 201 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:49,318 LOOK AT YOUR BED! 202 00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:56,425 YES, HI, 203 00:10:56,426 --> 00:11:00,026 I'M JUST DOUBLE-CHECKING A RESERVATION FOR DUNCAN? 204 00:11:01,191 --> 00:11:04,231 YES YES, I KNOW I CALLED FIVE MINUTES AGO. 205 00:11:04,234 --> 00:11:06,274 IT'S JUST... IT'S A-- 206 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,736 IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT RESERVATION. 207 00:11:08,739 --> 00:11:11,699 SEE, IT'S WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S MOM-- 208 00:11:13,303 --> 00:11:15,183 YES, THE ONE WHO LIKES ORCHIDS. 209 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:19,276 - ( doorbell rings ) - OH, OKAY, SHE'S HERE. 210 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,309 OKAY, I HAVE TO GO. I'LL CALL YOU FROM THE CAR. 211 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,316 - HELLO! - HELLO. 212 00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:29,987 - COME IN, SIT. - OH, LOVE TO. 213 00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:40,968 - YOU LOOK LOVELY. - SO DO YOU. 214 00:11:52,943 --> 00:11:54,443 - SHALL WE? - SURE. 215 00:12:03,353 --> 00:12:06,233 - HEY, MOM. - HEY, P.J. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 216 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,126 EMMETT AND I HAD A BIG FIGHT. 217 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,158 REALLY? 218 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,960 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 219 00:12:12,963 --> 00:12:16,143 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? GABE PUT A LOCK ON YOUR BEDROOM DOOR 220 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,906 - BUT I'LL GET THE BOLT CUTTERS. - NO, MOM, MOM, NO! 221 00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:21,269 MOM, I'M NOT MOVING BACK. WE WORKED IT OUT. 222 00:12:21,271 --> 00:12:23,411 - OH, YOU DID? - YEAH. 223 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:25,383 I GOT MAD BECAUSE HE WAS MESSING UP THE PLACE. 224 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:28,415 HE GOT MAD BECAUSE I GOT MAD. THEN WE GOT TIRED OF BEING MAD, 225 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:31,418 HE AGREED TO STOP BEING A SLOB AND WE MADE CHOCOLATE TOAST. 226 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,363 OH. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF. 227 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,956 - MMM. - AND I'M SURE EMMETT WILL LIVE UP TO HIS PROMISE 228 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,490 OF NOT BEING A SLOB. I MEAN YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 229 00:12:42,492 --> 00:12:45,302 "PEOPLE CHANGE." 230 00:12:46,336 --> 00:12:49,536 OR IS IT THAT PEOPLE NEVER CHANGE? 231 00:12:54,304 --> 00:12:56,014 YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BIG GUY. 232 00:12:56,006 --> 00:12:58,306 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS. 233 00:12:58,308 --> 00:13:02,408 - JUST KEEP COMING. - NO, MY KNEES ARE WOBBLING. 234 00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:09,385 - YES! - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 235 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,189 SO YOU MADE IT DOWN WITH A ROAST, A HAM 236 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,472 AND A CHICKEN. YOU WANNA TRY SOME SIDE DISHES? 237 00:13:16,326 --> 00:13:18,466 I'M READY TO CARRY A REAL KID. 238 00:13:25,335 --> 00:13:26,935 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 239 00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:33,141 - HI. - HI! 240 00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:35,253 HI. 241 00:13:36,246 --> 00:13:38,186 OKAY, TWO QUESTIONS: 242 00:13:38,188 --> 00:13:40,548 WHY ARE YOU CARRYING GABE 243 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:43,290 AND WHY DOES THAT CHICKEN HAVE A FACE? 244 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:46,463 OH, YOU KNOW WHY? 245 00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:48,056 WE'RE PLAYING A NEW GAME. 246 00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:49,958 WE'RE PLAYING A NEW GAME CALLED... 247 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,430 CHICKEN DROP. AND HE WHO DROPS THE CHICKEN 248 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,243 MUST CARRY THE VICTOR DOWN THE STAIRS. 249 00:13:58,508 --> 00:14:00,508 WE'RE STILL WORKING OUT THE KINKS. 250 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,080 - MAY I HELP YOU? - HI. 251 00:14:12,082 --> 00:14:15,392 WE HAVE A RESERVATION. DUNCAN, PARTY OF TWO. 252 00:14:17,227 --> 00:14:19,627 SORRY, I DON'T HAVE YOU DOWN. 253 00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:23,131 WHAT? BUT, UM-- 254 00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:26,873 I CONFIRMED THE RESERVATION AND THEN I RECONFIRMED 255 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,396 AND THEN I RECONFIRMED THE RECONFIRM. 256 00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:31,499 WHICH IS BASICALLY JUST A LONG WAY OF SAYING 257 00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:34,041 THAT I PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS RESERVATION 258 00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:36,384 SO I WANT MY TABLE AND I WANT IT NOW! 259 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,378 OH, HERE IT IS, "DUNCAN." 260 00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:44,553 SHALL WE? 261 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,122 SO WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? 262 00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:55,974 I'M THE WINDOW INSPECTOR 263 00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:58,426 FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF SEE-THROUGH SERVICES. 264 00:14:58,428 --> 00:15:01,668 OKAY, I'VE BEEN A BUILDING MANAGER FOR 25 YEARS, 265 00:15:01,671 --> 00:15:03,571 AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. 266 00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:06,483 WELL, YOU'RE HEARING ABOUT IT NOW. 267 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,308 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. 268 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,440 OH YEAH. 269 00:15:12,442 --> 00:15:15,952 P87, SINGLE PANE-- WE SEE A LOT OF THESE. 270 00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:20,187 OKAY, FOR THE FINAL PART OF MY INSPECTION 271 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,120 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO VACATE THE PREMISES. 272 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:26,002 I CAN'T DO THAT. I TAKE THE SECURITY OF MY BUILDING VERY SERIOUSLY. 273 00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:28,456 - I HAVE A CANDY BAR. - LOCK UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 274 00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:54,552 - ( cartoon ringtone playing ) - ( keys jingle ) 275 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,534 P.J.! 276 00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,169 UNBELIEVABLE! 277 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,441 HE PROMISED. 278 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:22,510 OH! 279 00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:25,622 OH, SO "THE CLOWN NEXT DOOR" MEANT 280 00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:27,585 THE CLOWN NEXT DOOR. 281 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,627 SO HOW'S YOUR TEA? 282 00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:42,268 ACTUALLY IT'S A LITTLE COLD. 283 00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,302 WELL, I CAN FIX THAT. 284 00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:47,575 UM, EXCUSE ME, HER TEA IS COLD. 285 00:16:47,577 --> 00:16:49,637 COULD YOU GET HER A FRESH CUP? 286 00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:53,479 AND MAKE SURE IT'S HOT, LIKE PIPING HOT. 287 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,685 I HEAR THAT YOU LIKE ORCHIDS. 288 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,319 I USED TO AND THEN MY MOTHER PASSED AWAY. 289 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,292 ORCHIDS WERE HER FAVORITE TOO. 290 00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:06,604 AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT ONE WITHOUT CRYING. 291 00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:08,026 OH MY GOSH. 292 00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:12,399 - ARE YOU OKAY? - YES. 293 00:17:12,402 --> 00:17:14,632 OH, MY HAND FELL ASLEEP. 294 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,674 DARN IT. 295 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:22,641 THANK YOU. 296 00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:28,315 - AHH AHH! - WHAT, WHAT'S WRONG? 297 00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:30,418 ( mumbled ) I BURNED MY TONGUE. 298 00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:32,720 ICE ICE! WE NEED ICE! 299 00:17:32,722 --> 00:17:34,182 AH, ICE. 300 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,789 - IS THAT HELPING? - I'M STUCK. 301 00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:46,073 - YOU'RE WHAT? - I'M STUCK! 302 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,298 YOU'RE A DUCK? COULD YOU SOUND IT OUT? 303 00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:56,284 HOW IS EVERYTHING OVER HERE? 304 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,815 WELL, MOM, I'M MOVING BACK HOME. 305 00:18:07,817 --> 00:18:09,557 OH NO. 306 00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:12,719 IT'S SUCH SAD, UNEXPECTED NEWS. 307 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,704 I CAME BACK HOME TODAY AND THE PLACE WAS A MESS. 308 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,696 WHAT WAS IT? UNMADE BED? 309 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,729 POTATO CHIPS EVERYWHERE? 310 00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:23,701 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CHIPS? 311 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,243 I DON'T. 312 00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:30,306 MAN. AND AFTER HE PROMISED ME HE WAS GOING TO KEEP THE PLACE CLEAN. 313 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,240 I'M NEVER TALKING TO THAT GUY AGAIN. 314 00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:35,352 HEY, ONCE YOU GET OVER THIS, YOU GUYS WILL BE BEST FRIENDS AGAIN. 315 00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:37,745 I DON'T THINK SO. I MEAN, 316 00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:39,817 REALLY I COULD HAVE DEALT WITH THE MESS, 317 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,519 BUT HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE 318 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,702 AND SAID HE DIDN'T DO IT. 319 00:18:45,695 --> 00:18:47,795 BEST FRIENDS DON'T LIE TO EACH OTHER. 320 00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:50,698 I'M GONNA GO PUT MY STUFF AWAY. 321 00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:53,631 P.J., WAIT. 322 00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:58,535 EMMETT DIDN'T MESS UP YOUR APARTMENT. 323 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,741 I DID. 324 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,352 WHAT? 325 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,875 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 326 00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:11,746 BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T READY 327 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,381 TO LIVE ON YOUR OWN. 328 00:19:13,383 --> 00:19:15,563 AND THE TRUTH IS 329 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,855 I'M THE ONE WHO'S NOT READY. 330 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,657 BUT, MOM, I'M 18. 331 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,790 - I'M AN ADULT NOW. - BUT YOU'RE STILL MY LITTLE BOY. 332 00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:28,696 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY LITTLE BOY. 333 00:19:34,704 --> 00:19:36,854 YOU'RE A GOOD MOM. 334 00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:39,246 I KNOW. 335 00:19:39,249 --> 00:19:42,649 A GOOD MOM WHO BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT AND TRASHED IT. 336 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,723 I KNOW. 337 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,721 - HOW YOU FEELING, DAD? - GOOD GOOD. 338 00:19:59,569 --> 00:20:01,469 - YEAH! - YES, I DID IT! 339 00:20:01,471 --> 00:20:03,871 - I DID IT! - NICE! WHAT WERE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT? 340 00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:05,883 I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE. 341 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,835 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - TO GET A PIECE OF CAKE. 342 00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:10,838 A GUY'S GOTTA CELEBRATE. 343 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:14,340 OH HEY, THANK YOU SO MUCH 344 00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:16,554 FOR GETTING ME THROUGH THIS. YOU REAL-- 345 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:22,750 NO-OOO! 346 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,604 NO-OOO! 347 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,515 - HEY, HONEY. - ( sighs ) 348 00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:49,717 YOU DROPPED THE BABY AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU, BOB? 349 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,720 WHAT? 350 00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:01,758 Well, Charlie, um, I went to tea with Spencer's mom 351 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,931 and we had so much fun, 352 00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:06,343 we decided to keep that party going 353 00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:08,836 in the emergency room. 354 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,800 Yeah, I don't think Mrs. Walsh 355 00:21:12,802 --> 00:21:14,772 will be talking to me anytime soon. 356 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,854 Or to anyone. 357 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,508 What-- 358 00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:22,450 Dad, what are you doing? 359 00:21:22,452 --> 00:21:25,422 Taking Toby for a walk. 360 00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:28,285 That doesn't really look like a walk. 361 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,657 No, it will be eventually. 362 00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,890 Well, don't you need the diaper bag? 363 00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:38,526 Aw, man! 364 00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:45,843 Well, you survived him for three years, 365 00:21:45,835 --> 00:21:47,775 all you need is 15 more. 366 00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:49,007 Good luck, Charlie. 367 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,812 HI, BOB DUNCAN HERE 368 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,494 WITH ANOTHER AMAZING PRODUCT 369 00:21:56,486 --> 00:21:58,446 THAT IS GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER. 370 00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:01,588 YOU HAVE STAIRS, DO YOU HAVE A BABY? 371 00:22:01,591 --> 00:22:04,921 WELL, HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU? 372 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,034 - ( squeaks ) - WHOA-AAA! 373 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:10,026 WELL, THOSE DAYS ARE GONE. 374 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,529 BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME YOUR BABY GOES FLYING, 375 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:15,842 HE WON'T END UP CRYING, THANKS TO THE NEW ULTRA-CUTE 376 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,105 BABY CHUTE! 377 00:22:18,107 --> 00:22:20,107 ( giggling ) 378 00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:22,940 THAT'S RIGHT! 379 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,752 YOUR HOME IS GOING TO BE MORE SAFE AND MORE FUN! 380 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,715 AND IF YOU ACT NOW, WE WILL ALSO THROW IN 381 00:22:28,718 --> 00:22:30,848 THE ULTRA-CUTE 382 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,820 SENIOR CHUTE. 383 00:22:32,822 --> 00:22:35,832 ( cheering ) 384 00:22:35,825 --> 00:22:38,785 SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? PICK UP THAT PHONE AND CALL. 385 00:22:38,788 --> 00:22:41,758 CALL RIGHT NOW. AND IF YOU DROP THE PHONE, 386 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,531 - WE'VE GOT THAT COVERED TOO. - ( ringing ) 387 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,597 ULTRA-CUTE INDUSTRIES, 388 00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:51,639 A DIVISION OF FAMFUNCO INTERNATIONAL. 389 00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:52,841 NOT ADVISED FOR BABIES, 390 00:22:52,842 --> 00:22:54,672 SENIORS OR PHONES. 28552

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