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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,537 --> 00:00:07,537 HEY, CHARLIE. 2 00:00:07,538 --> 00:00:09,038 SO, EXCITING TIMES 3 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,110 FOR THE DUNCAN FAMILY. 4 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,511 TOMORROW, YOU TURN THREE! 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:12,782 YAY! 6 00:00:12,783 --> 00:00:14,653 AND IF THAT WASN'T EXCITING ENOUGH, 7 00:00:14,645 --> 00:00:16,715 ONE WEEK AGO, THE NEW BABY WAS DUE. 8 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:19,447 LET'S SEE HOW THAT BABY'S DOING NOW. 9 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:22,520 I WANT YOU OUT! 10 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,523 DUNCAN KID NUMBER FIVE 11 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,664 IS LATE. 12 00:00:24,655 --> 00:00:26,125 AND DUNCAN KID NUMBER TWO 13 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,457 IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. 14 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:30,130 MOVING ON. 15 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,061 ANYWAY, I'M HOPING FOR A BABY GIRL. 16 00:00:32,063 --> 00:00:33,533 I'M HOPING FOR A BABY BOY. 17 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,544 YEAH. 18 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,605 ME TOO. 19 00:00:35,606 --> 00:00:37,536 I WANT A YOUNGER BROTHER TO PICK ON. 20 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,208 I'M TIRED OF PICKING ON MY OLDER BROTHER. 21 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:42,611 OH, BOY OR GIRL DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. 22 00:00:42,613 --> 00:00:44,553 WHATEVER MOM WANTS, I WANT. 23 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,545 DON'T TOUCH ME. 24 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,548 NEVER AGAIN, HONEY. 25 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,280 ONCE AGAIN I'VE KEPT THE CAMERA ON 26 00:00:51,282 --> 00:00:53,422 JUST A SMIDGE TOO LONG. 27 00:00:56,287 --> 00:00:57,627 GUYS, THIS IS ALL JUST TOO MUCH. 28 00:00:57,628 --> 00:00:58,828 THE NEW BABY'S ABOUT TO COME, 29 00:00:58,829 --> 00:01:00,729 AND CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW. 30 00:01:00,731 --> 00:01:02,761 JUST SO LONG AS THEY DON'T HAPPEN ON THE SAME DAY. 31 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,373 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. 32 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,435 WOULDN'T IT BE KIND OF SAD 33 00:01:05,436 --> 00:01:06,536 IF CHARLIE HAD TO SHARE HER BIRTHDAY 34 00:01:06,537 --> 00:01:07,567 WITH THE NEW BABY? 35 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,568 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S SAD. 36 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,239 WE'RE OUT OF FRENCH TOAST STICKS. 37 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:13,102 TEDDY, HONEY, THE BABY'S GONNA COME 38 00:01:13,104 --> 00:01:14,384 WHEN THE BABY WANTS TO COME. 39 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,505 BUT IF IT DOES HAPPEN TO BE TOMORROW, 40 00:01:16,507 --> 00:01:18,747 I NEED EVERYONE TO HELP OUT WITH CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY. 41 00:01:18,749 --> 00:01:20,449 MOM, I'M WILLING TO HELP OUT 42 00:01:20,451 --> 00:01:22,081 BY DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO. 43 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,412 YOU DON'T EVER DO ANYTHING. 44 00:01:23,414 --> 00:01:24,624 AND NOBODY DOES IT BETTER. 45 00:01:25,716 --> 00:01:27,386 ALL I'M SAYING 46 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,858 IS IF SOMEBODY GOES TO THE TROUBLE 47 00:01:28,859 --> 00:01:30,589 OF INVENTING FRENCH TOAST STICKS, 48 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,261 THE LEAST WE COULD DO IS BUY THEIR PRODUCT. 49 00:01:34,665 --> 00:01:36,225 BOB, HONEY, YOU TOOK CARE OF THOSE THINGS 50 00:01:36,227 --> 00:01:37,227 I ASKED YOU TO HANDLE, RIGHT? 51 00:01:37,228 --> 00:01:38,328 I... 52 00:01:38,329 --> 00:01:39,669 CERTAINLY DID. 53 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:42,670 WHY WAS THERE A PAUSE BETWEEN "I" AND "CERTAINLY"? 54 00:01:42,673 --> 00:01:44,143 NO PAUSE. 55 00:01:44,135 --> 00:01:45,275 JUST MY NORMAL 56 00:01:45,276 --> 00:01:48,406 SPEAKING... TALK VOICE PATTERN. 57 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:51,539 SO, YOU BOUGHT THE BABY'S NEW CAR SEAT 58 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:52,542 AND THE DOLL CHARLIE WANTS 59 00:01:52,543 --> 00:01:53,543 FOR HER BIRTHDAY? 60 00:01:53,544 --> 00:01:54,694 HONEY. 61 00:01:54,685 --> 00:01:55,615 I DID IT ALL. 62 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,846 OKAY? MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 63 00:01:57,848 --> 00:02:00,688 I... 64 00:02:00,691 --> 00:02:01,621 BELIEVE YOU. 65 00:02:04,295 --> 00:02:05,625 UH, GABE? 66 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,626 - YEAH? - LISTEN, 67 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,697 HERE IS, UH-- 68 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:10,359 HERE'S 50 BUCKS. 69 00:02:10,361 --> 00:02:11,501 I NEED YOU TO GO DOWN TO THE MALL. 70 00:02:11,502 --> 00:02:13,132 I NEED YOU TO GET THAT DOLL FOR CHARLIE. 71 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,513 DAD, WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT? 72 00:02:14,505 --> 00:02:16,435 BECAUSE I GOTTA BUY A CAR SEAT. 73 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,771 YOU KNOW HOW SOME LITTLE GIRLS GROW UP 74 00:02:22,773 --> 00:02:25,183 AND PICK A HUSBAND WHO'S JUST LIKE THEIR DADDY? 75 00:02:26,577 --> 00:02:28,277 I'M GONNA GO A DIFFERENT WAY. 76 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:32,321 ( rock music playing ) 77 00:02:32,323 --> 00:02:33,853 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 78 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,594 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 79 00:02:35,586 --> 00:02:38,726 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 80 00:02:38,729 --> 00:02:40,459 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 81 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:41,861 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 82 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,732 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 83 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,596 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 84 00:02:48,599 --> 00:02:51,669 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 85 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,802 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 86 00:02:53,804 --> 00:02:55,414 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 87 00:02:55,406 --> 00:02:58,276 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 88 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,949 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 89 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:01,750 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 90 00:03:01,752 --> 00:03:04,622 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 91 00:03:04,615 --> 00:03:06,755 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 92 00:03:06,757 --> 00:03:10,687 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 93 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:14,231 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 94 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,226 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 95 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,377 HEY, HONEY? 96 00:03:27,378 --> 00:03:28,538 HEY, COME ON. 97 00:03:28,539 --> 00:03:30,409 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU. 98 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,481 HONEY, COME ON. 99 00:03:31,482 --> 00:03:34,422 I'M MOVING AS FAST AS I CAN. 100 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,485 WIDE LOAD COMING THROUGH. 101 00:03:37,948 --> 00:03:38,948 LOOK. 102 00:03:38,949 --> 00:03:40,489 LOOK. 103 00:03:40,491 --> 00:03:41,951 NEW CAR SEAT IS IN. 104 00:03:41,952 --> 00:03:44,332 - GOOD. - YEAH. 105 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,495 BOUGHT IT THREE DAYS AGO. 106 00:03:45,496 --> 00:03:46,556 WELL, WHATEVER. 107 00:03:47,598 --> 00:03:48,858 LOOKS A LITTLE CROWDED IN HERE. 108 00:03:48,859 --> 00:03:49,899 WELL, HONEY, WE'RE GONNA BE UP FRONT. 109 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:51,600 WHO CARES WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BACK? 110 00:03:51,602 --> 00:03:52,832 ( chuckles ) 111 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:53,963 BOB, I DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM. 112 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:54,974 SURE THERE IS. 113 00:03:54,965 --> 00:03:56,565 NO, BOB, WITH FIVE KIDS, 114 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:57,867 I THINK WE MIGHT NEED A NEW CAR. 115 00:03:57,868 --> 00:03:59,708 SLOW DOWN. 116 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:01,310 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 117 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:02,512 ENOUGH ROOM IN HERE FOR EVERYBODY. 118 00:04:02,513 --> 00:04:03,743 LOOK, CHARLIE SITS HERE, 119 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:04,924 NEW BABY OVER THERE, 120 00:04:04,915 --> 00:04:06,645 ONE KID BACK THERE, THE OTHER OVER THERE. 121 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,647 DONE. PROBLEM SOLVED. 122 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,419 YOU FORGOT A KID. 123 00:04:10,421 --> 00:04:11,781 WHICH ONE? 124 00:04:11,782 --> 00:04:14,532 I DON'T KNOW. 125 00:04:14,525 --> 00:04:16,925 BUT I KNOW THERE ARE FIVE. 126 00:04:16,927 --> 00:04:18,427 THIS CAN WORK. 127 00:04:18,429 --> 00:04:19,859 LET ME SHOW YOU-- KIDS! 128 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,874 THERE, SEE? 129 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,036 PIECE OF CAKE. 130 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:30,640 HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING BACK THERE? 131 00:04:30,641 --> 00:04:32,601 PJ KEEPS POKING ME WITH HIS RIB. 132 00:04:32,603 --> 00:04:34,613 IT'S CALLED BREATHING. 133 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,506 HONEY, GABE DOESN'T HAVE A SEATBELT. 134 00:04:37,508 --> 00:04:39,608 OR A SEAT. 135 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:41,580 HE'LL BE FINE. 136 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,894 HEY, CHARLIE? 137 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:45,955 ARE YOU COMFORTABLE? 138 00:04:45,956 --> 00:04:47,316 NO. 139 00:04:50,521 --> 00:04:51,661 - BOB? - YES? 140 00:04:51,662 --> 00:04:53,692 - NEW CAR? - NEW CAR. 141 00:05:00,771 --> 00:05:02,901 OKAY. 142 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,783 HERE WE GO. 143 00:05:10,381 --> 00:05:11,381 ( grunts ) 144 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,531 OH. 145 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,710 ( exhales ) 146 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,853 HEY, MOM? OH... 147 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,115 ( sighs ) 148 00:05:46,116 --> 00:05:47,116 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 149 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,648 PAINTING MY TOENAILS. 150 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:50,680 JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE THEM 151 00:05:50,681 --> 00:05:51,951 DOESN'T MEAN THEY SHOULDN'T LOOK GOOD. 152 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:54,764 OH. WELL IN THAT CASE, 153 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,925 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER CLIPPING THEM. 154 00:05:56,927 --> 00:05:58,557 CAN I HELP YOU? 155 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,759 WELL, I AM ACTUALLY HERE 156 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,491 TO HELP YOU. SO, MOM, 157 00:06:02,493 --> 00:06:03,893 I KNOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN VERY ANXIOUS 158 00:06:03,894 --> 00:06:04,904 TO GET THIS BABY OUT, 159 00:06:04,895 --> 00:06:06,095 SO I WENT ONLINE 160 00:06:06,096 --> 00:06:07,096 AND I LOOKED UP SOME NATURAL WAYS 161 00:06:07,097 --> 00:06:08,097 TO INDUCE LABOR. 162 00:06:08,098 --> 00:06:09,138 OOH, LIKE WHAT? 163 00:06:09,139 --> 00:06:10,469 WELL, UH, THERE'S A BUNCH 164 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,041 OF TECHNIQUES, BUT THE FIRST ONE INCLUDES-- 165 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:13,042 BOO! 166 00:06:15,706 --> 00:06:17,476 WHAT WAS THAT? 167 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,748 I WAS TRYING TO SCARE THE BABY OUT. 168 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:21,380 WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK. 169 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,451 ( chuckling ) 170 00:06:22,453 --> 00:06:23,513 OKAY. 171 00:06:23,514 --> 00:06:24,724 FINE, WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS 172 00:06:24,715 --> 00:06:25,655 SOME OTHER STUFF WE CAN TRY, LIKE-- 173 00:06:25,656 --> 00:06:26,656 BOO! 174 00:06:26,657 --> 00:06:28,017 STOP THAT. 175 00:06:30,661 --> 00:06:31,991 OKAY, YOU KNOW, IT'S A BABY. 176 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,062 IT'S NOT THE HICCUPS. 177 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:41,430 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY? 178 00:06:41,432 --> 00:06:43,032 WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 179 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:44,943 SUN SHINING, 180 00:06:44,935 --> 00:06:46,405 THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, 181 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,406 SO, VIDEO GAMES IN THE BASEMENT? 182 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,738 ( exhales ) 183 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:50,610 DUDE, YOU HAD ME SCARED THERE 184 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,811 FOR A MINUTE WITH ALL THE OUTDOOR TALK. 185 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,023 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 186 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,615 WAIT. 187 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:59,487 I PROMISED MY DAD I'D GO TO THE STORE 188 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:01,620 AND BUY CHARLIE A STUPID DOLL. 189 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,752 AND I TOLD MY MOM I WAS AT THE LIBRARY. 190 00:07:03,754 --> 00:07:05,004 SO WHAT? 191 00:07:04,995 --> 00:07:07,755 NO, JAKE, I REALLY HAVE TO GO DO THIS. 192 00:07:07,758 --> 00:07:08,898 SO, WHO'S STOPPING YOU? 193 00:07:08,899 --> 00:07:10,529 I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE. 194 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,431 YEAH, YOU KNOW I'M NOT ALLOWED 195 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,702 TO LEAVE YOU IN THIS HOUSE ALONE. 196 00:07:13,704 --> 00:07:14,774 COME ON. 197 00:07:15,966 --> 00:07:17,906 MAN, YOU TAKE ONE BUBBLE BATH, 198 00:07:17,908 --> 00:07:19,108 YOU GET LABELED. 199 00:07:23,774 --> 00:07:25,454 WHAT'S ALL THIS? 200 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,815 I GOT US SOME YOGA BALLS. 201 00:07:26,817 --> 00:07:27,977 ANOTHER WAY TO INDUCE LABOR 202 00:07:27,978 --> 00:07:29,148 IS THROUGH BOUNCING. 203 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,549 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TRY ANYTHING. 204 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:31,881 HIT IT, CHARLIE. 205 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,963 ( energetic music playing ) 206 00:07:43,534 --> 00:07:44,674 FEEL ANYTHING? 207 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:45,795 I FEEL SILLY. 208 00:07:45,796 --> 00:07:48,096 YOU LOOK SILLY. 209 00:07:48,098 --> 00:07:49,938 OH. 210 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:51,570 TEDDY, THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. 211 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,642 DO IT AGAIN. 212 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:59,878 DUDE, I CAN'T BE SEEN DOLL SHOPPING. 213 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,910 I'LL LOSE MY STREET CRED. 214 00:08:02,953 --> 00:08:04,153 YEAH, I THINK YOU LOST THAT 215 00:08:04,154 --> 00:08:05,224 WHEN YOU STARTED GIGGLING 216 00:08:05,215 --> 00:08:07,155 IN THE BRA DEPARTMENT. 217 00:08:07,157 --> 00:08:08,887 LET'S JUST BUY THIS THING 218 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:09,889 AND GET OUT OF HERE. 219 00:08:11,221 --> 00:08:12,561 KUDDLE ME KATIE? 220 00:08:12,563 --> 00:08:13,823 THAT'S STUPID. 221 00:08:13,824 --> 00:08:15,774 GOO-GOO. ( giggles ) 222 00:08:15,766 --> 00:08:16,896 IT SAID GOO-GOO. 223 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:17,897 AWW. 224 00:08:24,234 --> 00:08:26,514 WHOA, LOOK WHAT THEY JUST RELEASED. 225 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,036 ATTACK OF THE ZARTIANS. 226 00:08:28,038 --> 00:08:29,038 OH, RIGHT. 227 00:08:29,039 --> 00:08:30,709 I HEARD ABOUT THIS GAME. 228 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:31,781 ZARTIANS ARE MARTIANS 229 00:08:31,782 --> 00:08:32,912 THAT WERE BITTEN BY ZOMBIES. 230 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,293 EW. THAT'S DISGUSTING. 231 00:08:35,285 --> 00:08:37,045 WHAT ARE THEY COVERED IN, BLOOD OR PUKE? 232 00:08:37,047 --> 00:08:39,787 HOPEFULLY BOTH. 233 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:41,050 LET'S GET IT. 234 00:08:41,051 --> 00:08:43,051 IT'S 50 BUCKS. I DON'T HAVE 50 BUCKS. 235 00:08:43,053 --> 00:08:44,933 YEAH, YOU DO. 236 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,525 WAIT A MINUTE. 237 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,756 ARE YOU-- ARE YOU SAYING-- 238 00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:49,198 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. 239 00:08:49,199 --> 00:08:50,929 YOU'RE GONNA BUY THIS GAME 240 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,761 WITH THE DOLL MONEY. 241 00:08:52,763 --> 00:08:53,933 YEAH. 242 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:54,944 AND THEN WHAT? 243 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,065 WE PLAY IT. 244 00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:58,836 - AFTER WE PLAY IT? - WE PLAY IT AGAIN. 245 00:09:00,671 --> 00:09:02,311 WHAT ABOUT CHARLIE'S DOLL? 246 00:09:02,312 --> 00:09:03,312 I PROMISED MY DAD. 247 00:09:03,313 --> 00:09:04,753 DUDE, WE'RE TEENAGERS NOW. 248 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,615 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE REBELS. 249 00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:08,847 YOUR MOM STILL PICKS OUT YOUR UNDERWEAR. 250 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,279 AND SOMETIMES I WEAR IT BACKWARDS. 251 00:09:11,281 --> 00:09:13,121 ON PURPOSE. 252 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,864 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA BUY THIS GAME, 253 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:16,856 BUT JUST SO WE CAN STOP TALKING 254 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:17,857 ABOUT YOUR UNDERWEAR. 255 00:09:24,695 --> 00:09:25,835 HEY, MOM. 256 00:09:25,836 --> 00:09:26,866 HOW YOU DOING? 257 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,297 I AM TIRED, BLOATED, CRANKY, 258 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:31,799 I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE MISERABLE IN MY LIFE. 259 00:09:31,802 --> 00:09:32,772 THAT'S NICE. 260 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:33,773 HEY... 261 00:09:36,847 --> 00:09:39,777 I JUST DID A QUICK FREEZER CHECK, 262 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:43,610 STILL NOT SEEING THE FRENCH TOAST STICKS. 263 00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:45,194 I BOUGHT YOU SOME. 264 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:48,785 YEAH, YOU BOUGHT FRENCH TOAST SQUARES. 265 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,919 WELL, IF YOU WANT STICKS, 266 00:09:51,922 --> 00:09:53,322 THEN JUST TAKE THE SQUARES 267 00:09:53,323 --> 00:09:54,933 AND CUT THEM IN HALF. 268 00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,725 CUT THEM IN HALF? 269 00:09:56,727 --> 00:09:58,797 BUT THEN YOU CUT THE FUN IN HALF. 270 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:00,970 HONEY, YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 271 00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,801 I GUESS I COULD TAKE THE CUT SQUARES 272 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:06,144 AND GLUE THEM TOGETHER LENGTHWISE WITH SYRUP... 273 00:10:08,879 --> 00:10:11,809 OR WOULD JAM MAKE A BETTER ADHESIVE? 274 00:10:13,644 --> 00:10:14,654 I'D BETTER NAP ON IT. 275 00:10:19,089 --> 00:10:21,349 THAT'S YOUR BIG BROTHER, PJ. 276 00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:24,901 HE'S NOT THE SMARTEST... 277 00:10:24,895 --> 00:10:25,895 THAT'S IT. 278 00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:29,858 HEY, MOM. YOU HUNGRY? 279 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:30,930 OH, NO. 280 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,161 HONEY, I COULDN'T EAT ANYTHING. 281 00:10:32,162 --> 00:10:33,832 I'M SO BIG, I JUST-- 282 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,244 I JUST-- 283 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,835 WHAT YOU GOT? 284 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,037 VINDALOO PEPPER CURRY 285 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,639 FROM THE NEW INDIAN PLACE. 286 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,910 'CAUSE I READ THAT ANOTHER WAY 287 00:10:41,912 --> 00:10:44,012 TO INDUCE LABOR IS WITH SPICY FOOD. 288 00:10:44,014 --> 00:10:44,954 IS IT REALLY THAT SPICY? 289 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,315 YEAH, SO SPICY, 290 00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:48,316 THEY MADE ME SIGN A WAIVER. 291 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:50,918 AND ATTEND A BRIEF SEMINAR. 292 00:10:50,921 --> 00:10:52,721 LET'S TRY IT. 293 00:10:57,327 --> 00:10:58,727 DAD! 294 00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:00,859 I SET THAT DOWN, LIKE, ONE MINUTE AGO. 295 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,331 STUFF'S GOT SOME KICK TO IT. 296 00:11:04,735 --> 00:11:05,735 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 297 00:11:06,797 --> 00:11:10,797 ( exotic music playing ) 298 00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:11,801 SO, UH, 299 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:14,102 HOW IS BELLY DANCING SUPPOSED TO HELP? 300 00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:15,954 WELL, THEY SAY THAT IT'S GOOD 301 00:11:15,946 --> 00:11:16,876 TO EXERCISE YOUR CORE, 302 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,377 AND LET'S FACE IT, 303 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,378 RIGHT NOW, 304 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,379 YOU'RE ALL CORE. 305 00:11:22,152 --> 00:11:23,152 ( chuckles ) CHECK IT OUT. 306 00:11:23,153 --> 00:11:24,683 THIS IS FUN. ( chuckles ) 307 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,964 AND SURPRISE, SURPRISE. 308 00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:27,986 I'M GOOD AT IT. 309 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,058 FEEL ANYTHING, MOM? 310 00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:30,219 FEEL LIKE I'M KICKING YOUR BUTT 311 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:31,420 AT BELLY DANCING. 312 00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:32,691 OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 313 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,692 OH, YES, I AM. 314 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,173 - BRING IT. - CONSIDER IT BRUNG. 315 00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:37,025 UH, YEAH. 316 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:38,827 - ( yelps ) - YEAH! 317 00:11:38,829 --> 00:11:40,899 YEAH, YOU JUST GOT SERVED. 318 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,971 IN A BOWL, WITH A SPOON. 319 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,384 DIDN'T REALIZE BELLY DANCING 320 00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,905 HAD SO MUCH TRASH TALK. 321 00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:55,994 ( typing on computer ) 322 00:11:59,049 --> 00:12:00,449 MAN, THIS IS FRUSTRATING. 323 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:01,850 YEAH, I KNOW. 324 00:12:01,852 --> 00:12:03,122 THEY REALLY NEED TO MAKE BIGGER KEYBOARDS 325 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,103 FOR PEOPLE WITH BIG, SAUSAGE-Y FINGERS. 326 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,497 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 327 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,960 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 328 00:12:14,865 --> 00:12:17,865 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF CAR TO BUY. 329 00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:19,338 PROBLEM IS, YOU GOT TOO MANY CHOICES. 330 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,269 AND THEN YOU GOTTA FIGURE OUT 331 00:12:21,271 --> 00:12:23,211 MILEAGE AND COLOR. 332 00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:25,023 SAFETY, RELIABILITY-- 333 00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:26,415 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. 334 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:28,016 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 335 00:12:28,018 --> 00:12:30,118 I MEAN, LOOK HOW HAPPY IT'S MAKING THAT FAMILY. 336 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,080 OH, AND THEY'RE GOING ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 337 00:12:33,223 --> 00:12:35,163 MOUNT RUSHMORE, 338 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,485 THE GRAND CANYON-- 339 00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:37,486 ( gasps ) 340 00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:38,887 GRANDMA'S HOUSE. 341 00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:41,089 ( chuckles ) PJ. 342 00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:42,891 COME ON, IT'S JUST A COMMERCIAL, YOU-- 343 00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:44,163 ( dog barking through TV ) 344 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,174 HEY, THEY BROUGHT HER A PUPPY. 345 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,495 AWW. 346 00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:48,966 OH, IT'S JUST WHAT SHE WANTED. 347 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,101 WE HAVE TO GET THAT CAR. 348 00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:54,983 IF WE WANT TO BE HAPPY. 349 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,455 OKAY, HOW IS A SALAD 350 00:13:06,456 --> 00:13:07,986 GOING TO HELP ME GO INTO LABOR? 351 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,458 NOT THE SALAD, THE DRESSING. 352 00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:10,989 SEE, THIS PLACE IS FAMOUS FOR IT. 353 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,121 THEY HAVE THIS SPECIAL SECRET INGREDIENT 354 00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:14,793 THAT JUST POPS A KID RIGHT OUT. 355 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,274 IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 356 00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:18,266 BESIDES, I HAVEN'T EATEN IN LIKE, 15 MINUTES. 357 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,130 HI. CAN I HELP YOU? 358 00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:24,502 YES. A TABLE FOR TWO, PLEASE. 359 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,544 SURE, CAN I GET YOUR NAME? 360 00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:27,105 WE HAVE ABOUT A THREE-HOUR WAIT. 361 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,407 THREE HOURS? 362 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,478 BUT WE NEED A TABLE RIGHT AWAY. 363 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,410 YES, I'M PREGNANT. 364 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,182 IT'S KIND OF A SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCE. 365 00:13:34,184 --> 00:13:35,824 OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 366 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,515 YOU CAN WAIT IN OUR SPECIAL SECTION. 367 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,891 ( groans ) 368 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,960 ( sighs ) THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 369 00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:53,102 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE MAKING US 370 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:54,103 STAND HERE LIKE THIS. 371 00:13:54,104 --> 00:13:55,544 I'M SEVEN DAYS OVERDUE. 372 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,965 SEVEN DAYS? 373 00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:58,967 TRY NINE DAYS ON FOR SIZE. 374 00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:00,109 I'M LOOKING BACK AT SEVEN DAYS 375 00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,510 LIKE IT WAS A PARTY. 376 00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:03,241 OH, YEAH? 377 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,153 I HAVE ENOUGH GAS TO FLY TO LONDON. 378 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,315 TRY CHINA. 379 00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:07,976 HOW'S THAT TABLE COMING? 380 00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:15,334 - ALL RIGHT. - I CAN'T WAIT 381 00:14:15,325 --> 00:14:16,625 TO PLAY THIS GAME. 382 00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:17,926 YEAH, I WAS GETTING THAT FROM THE WAY 383 00:14:17,928 --> 00:14:19,528 YOU OPENED THE BOX WITH YOUR TEETH. 384 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,060 THAT'S HOW I OPEN EVERYTHING. 385 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,262 WHY DO YOU THINK I NEED BRACES? 386 00:14:25,335 --> 00:14:27,935 NOW, IF MY DAD COMES DOWN, 387 00:14:27,938 --> 00:14:29,868 AND ASKS WHERE THE DOLL IS, 388 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,099 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL HIM? 389 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,402 OKAY, I GOT IT. 390 00:14:33,403 --> 00:14:35,013 I'LL TELL HIM THAT... 391 00:14:35,005 --> 00:14:36,205 ON THE WAY TO THE TOY STORE, 392 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,346 I GOT BEAT UP 393 00:14:37,347 --> 00:14:38,477 BY A GANG. 394 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,548 AND... 395 00:14:39,549 --> 00:14:40,879 THEY STOLE THE MONEY 396 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,210 AND I'M LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. 397 00:14:44,955 --> 00:14:47,215 DUDE, IT'S YOUR DAD WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 398 00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,987 WHY ARE YOU WORKING SO HARD ON STORY? 399 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,220 YOU KNOW WHAT? 400 00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:54,092 YOU'RE RIGHT. 401 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,374 WHY AM I WORRIED ABOUT CHARLIE'S 402 00:14:55,365 --> 00:14:56,225 STUPID DOLL ANYWAY? 403 00:14:58,028 --> 00:14:59,068 ALL RIGHT, HERE. 404 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,600 ( grunts ) 405 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,301 ( game turns on ) 406 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,403 UH-OH. WHAT'S THAT? 407 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,114 "WARNING. 408 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,236 CONTAINS SCENES OF GRAPHIC VIOLENCE. 409 00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:12,239 PARENTAL SUPERVISION STRONGLY ADVISED." 410 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,913 Both: YES! 411 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,318 WELL, I RETAIN SO MUCH WATER, 412 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,020 I SLOSH WHEN I WALK. 413 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,392 I SLOSH WHEN I SLEEP. 414 00:15:23,393 --> 00:15:24,393 OH, YOU SLEEP? 415 00:15:24,394 --> 00:15:25,404 OH, MOM. 416 00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:27,125 I JUST THOUGHT OF A GREAT IDEA. 417 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,557 WHY DON'T WE GET THE SALADS TO GO? 418 00:15:28,558 --> 00:15:30,428 DON'T YOU THINK WE THOUGHT OF THAT? 419 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,000 THEY DON'T DO TAKEOUT HERE. 420 00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:33,002 SURE HOPE YOUR NEXT KID 421 00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:34,133 IS SMARTER THAN THIS ONE. 422 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,135 HEY. 423 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,436 NOBODY INSULTS MY KIDS BUT ME. 424 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,367 YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? 425 00:15:39,369 --> 00:15:41,069 - YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? - OKAY! LADIES, 426 00:15:41,071 --> 00:15:42,941 LET'S BREAK IT UP. 427 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,212 LET'S JUST GO, OKAY? 428 00:15:44,214 --> 00:15:45,484 I CAN'T DO THIS FOR THREE HOURS. 429 00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:46,545 WHAT? NO, MOM. 430 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,616 WE HAVE TO STICK IT OUT. 431 00:15:47,617 --> 00:15:49,277 THE BABY HAS TO BE BORN TODAY. 432 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:50,619 TOMORROW'S CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY. 433 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,620 HONEY, I KNOW THAT. 434 00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:52,681 BUT WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS HERE. 435 00:15:52,682 --> 00:15:54,282 OR ARE WE? 436 00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:56,585 LOOK OVER THERE. 437 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,089 THAT MUST BE THE SALAD DRESSING. 438 00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:02,361 OKAY, SO YOU CREATE A DISTRACTION 439 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,232 FOR EVERYONE, AND I'LL GO GET IT. 440 00:16:04,234 --> 00:16:06,404 WE'RE GOING TO STEAL SALAD DRESSING? 441 00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:10,638 THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER. 442 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,308 OH MY! 443 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,380 OH MY! IT'S HAPPENING. 444 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,222 OH, MAMA'S HAVING A BABY CHILD! 445 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,316 OKAY, JUST STAY CALM. 446 00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:29,318 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 447 00:16:29,319 --> 00:16:30,319 - OKAY. - JUST BREATHE. 448 00:16:32,322 --> 00:16:34,192 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 449 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,204 FALSE ALARM. 450 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,595 SORRY. 451 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,267 EVERYBODY GO BACK TO YOUR SALADS, 452 00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:41,329 NOTHING MORE TO SEE HERE. 453 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,332 OH. 454 00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:45,344 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 455 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,307 HEY! STOP THEM, THEY'VE GOT THE DRESSING. 456 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,309 RUN FOR IT! 457 00:16:51,481 --> 00:16:53,141 ( gasps ) 458 00:16:53,143 --> 00:16:54,413 OH. OKAY. 459 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,724 HEY, EVERYBODY RELAX. 460 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,015 YEAH, NO NEED TO GET CRAZY, 461 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,216 OKAY, THERE'S PLENTY OF DRESSING 462 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,218 FOR EVERYONE. 463 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,249 I AM HAVING TWINS. 464 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,250 I WANT DOUBLE. 465 00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:02,391 OH, YEAH? 466 00:17:02,392 --> 00:17:04,022 I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE AN ULTRASOUND. 467 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,495 HEY, HEY! BACK OFF. 468 00:17:07,497 --> 00:17:09,127 ONE MORE STEP AND THE DRESSING GETS IT. 469 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,360 THAT'S RIGHT. 470 00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:12,361 YOU HEARD HER. 471 00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:15,512 NOW EVERYONE WADDLE AWAY REAL NICE-LIKE. 472 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,066 YOU FIRST, TWINSIE. 473 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,472 ( gasping ) 474 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,345 ( women chattering ) 475 00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:35,594 SO, BOB. 476 00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,385 WHAT GOT YOU INTERESTED IN THE SERENADE? 477 00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:39,727 WELL, THE MILEAGE, 478 00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:41,589 SAFETY, RELIABILITY-- 479 00:17:41,591 --> 00:17:42,661 WAS IT THE PUPPY? 480 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,532 YEAH. 481 00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:48,336 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 482 00:17:48,338 --> 00:17:49,568 RIDES PRETTY SMOOTH, DOESN'T IT? 483 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,499 YEAH, IT'S-- IT'S OKAY, I GUESS. 484 00:17:51,501 --> 00:17:52,741 ARE YOU KIDDING? 485 00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:54,542 I FEEL LIKE I'M FLOATING ON A CLOUD. 486 00:17:55,545 --> 00:17:57,645 A CLOUD WITH SEAT WARMERS. 487 00:17:57,647 --> 00:17:58,647 ( gasps ) 488 00:17:58,648 --> 00:18:00,408 SO THAT'S WHY I'M SO TOASTY 489 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,280 DOWN THERE. 490 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,853 SOUNDS LIKE YOUR BOY LIKES THE CAR. 491 00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:07,364 SIX CUP HOLDERS?! 492 00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:10,357 SERENADE! SERENADE! 493 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,590 SERENADE! 494 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,621 WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOB? 495 00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:15,433 YOU WANT TO GO INSIDE AND WE'LL CRUNCH SOME NUMBERS? 496 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,765 UM... 497 00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,566 COULD YOU GIVE US A MINUTE, STU? 498 00:18:18,568 --> 00:18:20,298 SURE THING. I'LL BE IN THE SHOWROOM. 499 00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:25,784 PJ! 500 00:18:25,775 --> 00:18:27,875 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE BLOWING THE WHOLE DEAL! 501 00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,437 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 502 00:18:29,439 --> 00:18:30,709 IF STU THINKS WE LIKE THE CAR, 503 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,710 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR IT. 504 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,522 WE GOTTA MAKE HIM THINK WE DON'T WANT THE CAR. 505 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,615 SO THERE'S A CHANCE WE WON'T BUY IT? 506 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,447 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I LOVE THIS THING! 507 00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:43,519 ( both chanting ) SERENADE! SERENADE! SERENADE! 508 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,498 NEVER KNEW PREGNANT WOMEN 509 00:18:49,499 --> 00:18:50,859 COULD BE SO VICIOUS. 510 00:18:54,864 --> 00:18:57,214 IT WAS HORRIFYING. 511 00:18:57,207 --> 00:18:59,567 THAT ONE GAL CHEWED OFF A COUPLE OF MY BUTTONS. 512 00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:05,484 WHY DON'T WE GO DOWNSTAIRS AGAIN 513 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:06,545 AND TRY BOUNCING-- 514 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,646 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 515 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,877 SWEETIE, WE ARE DONE. 516 00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:10,678 OKAY, WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING. 517 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,350 THIS BABY IS GONNA COME WHEN IT WANTS TO. 518 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,853 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 519 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,494 AND IF IT IS BORN ON CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY, 520 00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:17,726 MAYBE THAT WOULDN'T BE SUCH A BAD THING. 521 00:19:17,727 --> 00:19:18,727 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 522 00:19:18,728 --> 00:19:19,888 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 523 00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:21,629 WITH FIVE KIDS, MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HURT 524 00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:23,361 TO DOUBLE UP ON BIRTHDAYS. 525 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,373 YOU KNOW, LESS PARTIES, 526 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,365 LESS PRESENTS, 527 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,896 LESS HEADACHES-- 528 00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:29,167 HEY. 529 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,638 MAYBE I CAN TELL CHARLIE AND THE BABY 530 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,200 THEY WERE BORN ON DECEMBER 25. 531 00:19:38,608 --> 00:19:40,478 SO, FOLLOW MY LEAD. 532 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,480 PLAY IT COOL. 533 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,711 OH, AND WHATEVER HAPPENS, 534 00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:44,582 DON'T GET TOO OVERENTHUSIASTIC. 535 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,594 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, BIG GUY. 536 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,656 I WILL BE COOL WITH A CAPITAL "K." 537 00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:51,259 AND DON'T DO ANY SPELLING. 538 00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:52,261 CHECK. 539 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,673 HAVE A SEAT, FELLAS. 540 00:19:55,665 --> 00:19:57,625 IN THESE CHAIRS? 541 00:19:57,627 --> 00:19:58,527 FORGET IT. 542 00:19:58,528 --> 00:19:59,698 THEY'RE PIECES OF JUNK. 543 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,869 WE'RE NOT BUYING THE CHAIRS. 544 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,200 DARN RIGHT WE'RE NOT. 545 00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,283 ( chuckles ) 546 00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:06,935 IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUN. 547 00:20:08,538 --> 00:20:09,738 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOB? 548 00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:11,639 WILL YOU BE DRIVING HOME IN A SERENADE TODAY? 549 00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:13,811 WELL, UH... 550 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,623 I DON'T KNOW, STU. I GUESS IT, UH, 551 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,745 DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR ME. 552 00:20:16,746 --> 00:20:18,746 YEAH, STU. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 553 00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:20,548 BRING IT. 554 00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,322 DOES THIS PRICE WORK FOR YOU? 555 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,495 DOES... 556 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:27,926 THIS WORK 557 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,357 - FOR YOU? - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 558 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:30,529 PJ, PJ? 559 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,230 WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO LOOK AT THE OFFERS. 560 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,862 AMATEUR MOVE, BUT GO AHEAD. 561 00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:37,936 LOOK, BOB. 562 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,907 I WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 563 00:20:39,909 --> 00:20:41,309 WHAT DO YOU THINK 564 00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:42,471 ABOUT THIS? 565 00:20:47,317 --> 00:20:48,577 THIS IS YOUR OFFER? 566 00:20:48,578 --> 00:20:49,648 - PJ... - ( scoffs ) 567 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,249 THIS IS YOUR BEEF, STU? 568 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,651 ( chuckles ) GET IT? 569 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:54,653 "BEEF STU"? 570 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,964 YEAH, WE-- WE ALL GOT IT. 571 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:56,985 ( quietly ) YEAH. 572 00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:00,529 COME ON, DAD. 573 00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:02,460 WE ARE OUT OF HERE. 574 00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:07,996 DAD? 575 00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:09,037 YOU COMING? 576 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:11,840 I, UH... 577 00:21:11,841 --> 00:21:13,271 CHOSE THE WRONG CHILD 578 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,402 TO COME WITH ME TODAY, STU. 579 00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:17,684 I-- I APOLOGIZE. 580 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:18,607 ( knob rattles ) 581 00:21:26,716 --> 00:21:28,716 ( gunfire, yelling through TV ) 582 00:21:31,621 --> 00:21:32,891 HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN PLAYING? 583 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,392 SIX HOURS. 584 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,034 MY EYES ARE BURNING. 585 00:21:36,025 --> 00:21:38,595 YOU SHOULD BLINK ONCE IN A WHILE. 586 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,628 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. 587 00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:42,630 WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR, THE ZARTIAN KING? 588 00:21:42,632 --> 00:21:44,772 EASY, DUDE. 589 00:21:46,035 --> 00:21:47,905 ( cell phone buzzes ) 590 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,437 YOUR PHONE'S RINGING AGAIN. 591 00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:51,439 IT'S JUST MY MOM WONDERING WHERE I AM. 592 00:21:51,441 --> 00:21:53,041 OFF TO VOICE MAIL. 593 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:54,782 ( phone beeps ) 594 00:21:54,784 --> 00:21:56,654 I'M GONNA GO DOWN THIS ALLEY 595 00:21:56,646 --> 00:21:58,646 AND CHECK FOR MUTANTS. COVER ME. 596 00:22:02,652 --> 00:22:04,092 YOU HAVING FUN, GABE? 597 00:22:04,093 --> 00:22:05,603 WHOA. 598 00:22:07,797 --> 00:22:09,827 - DID YOU SEE THAT? - WHAT? 599 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,529 MY DAD. HE WAS-- HE WAS IN THE GAME 600 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:12,561 AND HE WAS TALKING TO ME. 601 00:22:12,562 --> 00:22:13,732 THAT'S NORMAL. 602 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,043 AFTER SIX HOURS, YOU'RE GONNA HALLUCINATE. 603 00:22:17,807 --> 00:22:18,837 - REALLY? - YEAH. 604 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,108 IT WAS A WARNING ON THE BOX. 605 00:22:20,109 --> 00:22:22,439 YOU'VE JUST GOT TO POWER THROUGH IT. 606 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,742 ( quietly ) OKAY. 607 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,553 YOU'RE RIGHT. JUST GOT TO FOCUS. 608 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,446 WE GOT TO GET THAT LEVEL NINE MONSTER. 609 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,818 IT'S YOUR BABY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY. 610 00:22:31,821 --> 00:22:33,821 ALL SHE WANTED WAS A DOLL. 611 00:22:33,823 --> 00:22:35,433 MAYBE YOU'RE THE MONSTER. 612 00:22:35,425 --> 00:22:36,425 ( screams ) 613 00:22:38,828 --> 00:22:39,758 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 614 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,089 WE'RE DONE. AND TOMORROW WE'RE TAKING 615 00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:42,990 THE GAME BACK AND GETTING CHARLIE HER DOLL. 616 00:22:46,436 --> 00:22:47,736 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HANDS? 617 00:22:47,737 --> 00:22:48,837 I DON'T KNOW. 618 00:22:48,838 --> 00:22:49,838 HELP ME. 619 00:22:59,449 --> 00:23:00,709 OH, HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY, 620 00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:01,910 YOU ADORABLE BABY. 621 00:23:01,911 --> 00:23:02,981 ( baby giggling ) 622 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,862 All: AWW. 623 00:23:05,855 --> 00:23:07,715 AWW, LOOK AT THAT SMILE. 624 00:23:07,717 --> 00:23:09,787 - AWW. - CHECK OUT THOSE CHEEKS. 625 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:10,919 I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP. 626 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,660 YOU ARE THE CUTEST BABY EVER. 627 00:23:12,662 --> 00:23:13,662 YES, YOU ARE. 628 00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:15,873 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, TOO. 629 00:23:15,865 --> 00:23:17,395 OH, AND DADDY LOVES YOU. 630 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,826 THAT'S RIGHT, DADDY LU-LU YOU. 631 00:23:18,828 --> 00:23:19,828 All: AWW. 632 00:23:19,829 --> 00:23:21,469 I'M SAD. 633 00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:28,805 OH, MY LITTLE ANGEL. 634 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,408 I COULD NEVER FORGET YOU. 635 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,940 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU EITHER, BABY. 636 00:23:34,944 --> 00:23:36,094 NOT YOU. 637 00:23:45,455 --> 00:23:46,925 TEDDY. 638 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,756 MORNING, MOM. 639 00:23:48,758 --> 00:23:49,758 TEDDY, 640 00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:51,029 I CAN'T HAVE THIS BABY TODAY. 641 00:23:52,702 --> 00:23:55,432 CHARLIE NEEDS TO HAVE HER SPECIAL BIRTHDAY. 642 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,474 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG. 643 00:23:57,467 --> 00:23:59,437 YEAH, BUT NOW I'M SAYING IT. 644 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,810 OKAY, WELL, WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 645 00:24:03,813 --> 00:24:05,443 I HAD THIS HORRIBLE DREAM LAST NIGHT. 646 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,124 THE ENTIRE FAMILY WAS JUST BEING SO MEAN 647 00:24:07,116 --> 00:24:09,116 TO CHARLIE-- IGNORING HER. 648 00:24:09,118 --> 00:24:10,178 EVEN YOU. 649 00:24:10,179 --> 00:24:11,879 WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE DREAM? 650 00:24:11,881 --> 00:24:14,981 I WAS DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO. 651 00:24:14,984 --> 00:24:18,094 FIGHTING BRAVELY TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 652 00:24:19,689 --> 00:24:20,929 OKAY, LOOK, THE POINT IS 653 00:24:20,930 --> 00:24:22,930 I CAN'T HAVE THE BABY TODAY. 654 00:24:22,932 --> 00:24:24,892 CHARLIE NEEDS HER SPECIAL DAY. 655 00:24:24,894 --> 00:24:27,074 ALL RIGHT, WELL, HOWEVER YOU GOT HERE, 656 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,736 I TOTALLY AGREE. 657 00:24:28,738 --> 00:24:29,998 WE'LL JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THE BABY 658 00:24:29,999 --> 00:24:30,999 UNTIL TOMORROW. 659 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,600 EXACTLY. OKAY. 660 00:24:32,602 --> 00:24:35,002 OKAY, OPERATION GET BABY OUT 661 00:24:35,004 --> 00:24:36,084 HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME 662 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,875 OPERATION KEEP BABY IN. 663 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,007 I NEED COMPLETE REST 664 00:24:40,009 --> 00:24:41,809 AND RELAXATION, OKAY? 665 00:24:41,811 --> 00:24:43,751 NOTHING BUT PEACE, 666 00:24:43,753 --> 00:24:45,893 CALM, AND QUIET. 667 00:24:48,057 --> 00:24:49,057 MORNING, HONEY. 668 00:24:49,058 --> 00:24:50,888 I SAID QUIET! 669 00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:54,561 YEAH. ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE. 670 00:25:02,031 --> 00:25:03,031 NEXT. 671 00:25:03,032 --> 00:25:04,032 HI, WE'D LIKE TO 672 00:25:04,033 --> 00:25:05,173 RETURN THIS GAME, PLEASE. 673 00:25:05,174 --> 00:25:06,184 HAS IT BEEN OPENED? 674 00:25:06,175 --> 00:25:07,205 NOPE. 675 00:25:08,978 --> 00:25:10,578 THEN WHY IS IT COVERED IN TAPE 676 00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:13,080 AND WHAT APPEARS TO BE TEETH MARKS? 677 00:25:14,784 --> 00:25:15,994 OKAY. 678 00:25:15,985 --> 00:25:18,045 I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU. 679 00:25:18,047 --> 00:25:20,047 WE BOUGHT THIS GAME BY ACCIDENT. 680 00:25:20,049 --> 00:25:22,789 AND THEN, JAKE HERE 681 00:25:22,792 --> 00:25:24,192 ACCIDENTALLY OPENED IT. 682 00:25:24,193 --> 00:25:25,863 AND THEN WE ACCIDENTALLY 683 00:25:25,855 --> 00:25:27,995 PLAYED IT FOR SIX HOURS. 684 00:25:28,998 --> 00:25:29,998 GUYS, I'M SORRY, 685 00:25:29,999 --> 00:25:31,059 YOU CAN'T RETURN THIS. 686 00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:32,800 OH, NO, WE DON'T WANT TO RETURN IT. 687 00:25:32,802 --> 00:25:34,732 WE WANT TO EXCHANGE IT 688 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,114 FOR MONEY. 689 00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:38,667 NEXT. 690 00:25:40,269 --> 00:25:43,069 OH, THIS IS BAD. 691 00:25:43,072 --> 00:25:44,112 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 692 00:25:44,113 --> 00:25:45,953 ONLY THING YOU CAN DO. 693 00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:47,215 YOU GOTTA STEAL THE DOLL. 694 00:25:47,216 --> 00:25:49,076 STEAL THE DOLL? BUT THAT'S WRONG. 695 00:25:49,078 --> 00:25:51,078 WELL, EXACTLY. YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING, 696 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,920 "TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT." 697 00:25:52,922 --> 00:25:55,862 NO, IT'S "TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT." 698 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,025 OH. 699 00:25:57,026 --> 00:25:58,226 WELL, THEN, YOU KNOW THE OTHER OLD SAYING, 700 00:25:58,227 --> 00:25:59,957 "SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA STEAL A DOLL." 701 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,861 I'M NOT GONNA STEAL THE DOLL. 702 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:06,043 WELL, CAN WE AT LEAST STEAL CANDY? 703 00:26:06,035 --> 00:26:07,635 NO. 704 00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:09,767 THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN GOING TO THE STORE? 705 00:26:13,302 --> 00:26:15,042 Bob and PJ: SERENADE! 706 00:26:15,044 --> 00:26:17,054 SERENADE! 707 00:26:17,046 --> 00:26:18,906 SERENADE! 708 00:26:18,908 --> 00:26:19,978 - YEAH. - ( laughing ) 709 00:26:23,252 --> 00:26:25,312 ( laughs ) 710 00:26:25,314 --> 00:26:27,124 OH. 711 00:26:27,116 --> 00:26:28,586 WELL... 712 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:29,717 HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING FROM THE WHOLE 713 00:26:29,719 --> 00:26:30,919 CAR-BUYING EXPERIENCE. 714 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,920 SURE DID, DAD. 715 00:26:31,921 --> 00:26:33,021 WHAT'S THAT, SON? 716 00:26:33,022 --> 00:26:34,592 CAN'T WE JUST LEAVE IT 717 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,073 AT A "SURE DID, DAD"? 718 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,326 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE NEGOTIATION. 719 00:26:39,328 --> 00:26:41,598 LOOK... 720 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,800 SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A FAMILY OF YOUR OWN. 721 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,743 AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BUY A NEW CAR. 722 00:26:45,735 --> 00:26:47,775 AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY TO YOUR KID? 723 00:26:47,777 --> 00:26:48,777 ( loud thuds ) 724 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,610 THE CAR DOESN'T FIT IN THE GARAGE? 725 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,342 WHAT? 726 00:26:55,344 --> 00:26:57,624 THEN I'LL SAY, "IT'S NOT MY FAULT, SON. 727 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,286 I LEARNED ALL THIS FROM YOUR GRANDPA BOB." 728 00:26:59,288 --> 00:27:01,348 AND HE'LL SAY, "OH, THAT EXPLAINS IT." 729 00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:03,950 THEN WE'LL LAUGH AND GET ICE CREAM. 730 00:27:06,095 --> 00:27:07,795 WELL, YOU ASKED. 731 00:27:12,261 --> 00:27:15,361 THEN EVERYBODY WAS BEING REALLY MEAN TO YOU. 732 00:27:15,364 --> 00:27:18,114 BUT DON'T YOU WORRY, I DID WHAT I ALWAYS DO. 733 00:27:18,107 --> 00:27:20,967 FOUGHT BRAVELY TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 734 00:27:22,912 --> 00:27:25,782 CHARLIE, YOU HAVE THE BEST MOMMY IN THE WORLD. 735 00:27:25,775 --> 00:27:28,175 EVEN IN A DREAM. 736 00:27:28,177 --> 00:27:29,777 CHARLIE? 737 00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:31,179 I MADE YOU A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY LUNCH. 738 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,050 IT'S IN THE KITCHEN. 739 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:34,181 LET'S GO GET IT. 740 00:27:34,183 --> 00:27:35,353 YAY. 741 00:27:37,186 --> 00:27:39,256 OKAY, UM, MOM, 742 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:41,888 I WAS JUST WONDERING ABOUT CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 743 00:27:41,891 --> 00:27:42,931 OH, HONEY. 744 00:27:42,932 --> 00:27:44,792 I HAVE TO REST. 745 00:27:44,794 --> 00:27:46,844 WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR ME? 746 00:27:46,836 --> 00:27:47,936 YEAH, I GOT IT. 747 00:27:47,937 --> 00:27:48,937 EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW 748 00:27:48,938 --> 00:27:49,998 IS IN A FILE IN THE KITCHEN. 749 00:27:49,999 --> 00:27:50,999 GOT IT. 750 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:54,071 TEDDY, YOU HAVE REALLY BEEN THERE FOR ME, 751 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:56,013 AND I JUST-- 752 00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:58,245 I'M JUST SO THANKFUL, AND... 753 00:27:58,247 --> 00:27:59,877 YOU'RE MY ROCK. 754 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:01,079 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU. 755 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,080 - YEAH. - ( sniffles ) 756 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:04,412 HOW ARE THE HORMONES, MOM? 757 00:28:04,413 --> 00:28:07,093 ALL OVER THE PLACE. 758 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:08,316 ( sobs ) 759 00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:15,363 CHARLIE, HOW'D YOU LIKE 760 00:28:15,364 --> 00:28:17,234 YOUR SPECIAL PONY-SHAPED SANDWICH? 761 00:28:19,869 --> 00:28:21,229 ALL RIGHT. WELL. 762 00:28:21,230 --> 00:28:24,100 GLAD I SPENT AN HOUR CUTTING IT OUT. 763 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:25,333 PARTY FOLDER. 764 00:28:25,334 --> 00:28:27,144 HEY, CHARLIE, COME WITH ME. 765 00:28:27,136 --> 00:28:29,136 READY? OH! ( mutters ) 766 00:28:32,181 --> 00:28:33,311 OKAY. 767 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,842 WHAT? 768 00:28:34,844 --> 00:28:37,054 MOM FORGOT TO MAIL THE INVITATIONS? 769 00:28:38,948 --> 00:28:40,118 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 770 00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:41,119 NO. 771 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,290 GOOD. 772 00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,951 YOU WAIT HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 773 00:28:45,795 --> 00:28:47,225 DAD, HI. OKAY. 774 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,256 BIG PROBLEM-- SO YOU KNOW HOW 775 00:28:49,258 --> 00:28:51,228 MOM'S BEEN KINDA SPACEY WITH THE PREGNANCY? 776 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,960 WELL, SHE FORGOT TO PLAN CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 777 00:28:53,963 --> 00:28:55,403 YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS? 778 00:28:55,404 --> 00:28:58,074 THE GARAGE IS 31 INCHES TOO SHORT. 779 00:28:58,067 --> 00:29:00,107 OH, THE GARAGE IS TOO SHORT? 780 00:29:00,109 --> 00:29:01,969 - ( Bob sighs ) - NOW IT'S THE GARAGE'S FAULT? 781 00:29:01,971 --> 00:29:04,811 YEAH, CAR-BUYING EXPERT HERE DIDN'T MEASURE THE-- 782 00:29:04,814 --> 00:29:06,324 SHE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW THE DETAILS. 783 00:29:06,315 --> 00:29:07,945 SHE HAS HER OWN SITUATION. 784 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,747 DIDN'T YOU HEAR? MOM MADE A BIG, DUMB MISTAKE. 785 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,850 WELL, SO WHAT-- WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 786 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,152 CHARLIE'S IN THERE WAITING FOR HER PARTY. 787 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:16,193 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME, UH... 788 00:29:16,185 --> 00:29:17,385 GIVE ME A MINUTE TO THINK. 789 00:29:17,386 --> 00:29:19,926 ( mumbling ) 790 00:29:19,929 --> 00:29:22,089 OKAY... 791 00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:23,191 GIVE ME ANOTHER MINUTE. 792 00:29:24,293 --> 00:29:26,103 WELL, I-- ( sighs ) 793 00:29:26,095 --> 00:29:28,095 I GUESS I COULD TRY CALLING SOME OF CHARLIE'S FRIENDS, 794 00:29:28,097 --> 00:29:30,037 SEE IF THEY CAN COME OVER. 795 00:29:30,039 --> 00:29:31,299 PICK UP A CAKE AT THE STORE... 796 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,840 BEFORE YOU BUY THE CAKE, 797 00:29:32,842 --> 00:29:34,302 YOU MIGHT WANNA MEASURE THE FRIDGE. 798 00:29:34,303 --> 00:29:36,183 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, DAD? 799 00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:37,175 ( chuckles ) 800 00:29:43,452 --> 00:29:45,282 ( clears throat ) 801 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,924 HI, MRS. DICKSON, 802 00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:48,386 IT'S TEDDY DUNCAN CALLING. 803 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,287 LISTEN, SO I'M THROWING TOGETHER 804 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,259 A LITTLE LAST-MINUTE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR CHARLIE, 805 00:29:52,261 --> 00:29:54,491 AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF MEGAN COULD COME. 806 00:29:56,365 --> 00:29:58,525 OH. CHICKEN POX. 807 00:29:58,527 --> 00:30:00,527 POOR LITTLE THING. 808 00:30:00,529 --> 00:30:02,529 BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO STAY FOR LONG. 809 00:30:05,334 --> 00:30:07,044 OKAY. ( chuckling ) 810 00:30:07,036 --> 00:30:08,176 OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. 811 00:30:08,177 --> 00:30:09,307 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 812 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,278 AS LONG AS I'VE GOT YOU, 813 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,940 IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT MR. DICKSON IS A-- 814 00:30:13,943 --> 00:30:16,953 IS A CLOWN OR A MAGICIAN, OR... 815 00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:20,348 HELLO? 816 00:30:24,593 --> 00:30:27,263 HI, IS THIS CAKE WORLD? 817 00:30:27,256 --> 00:30:28,426 YEAH, YEAH, HI. 818 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:31,297 I NEED A CAKE. UM... 819 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,960 YOU'RE OUT OF CAKE? 820 00:30:33,963 --> 00:30:36,313 YOU REALIZE YOU'RE CALLED "CAKE WORLD." 821 00:30:36,305 --> 00:30:39,405 WHICH MEANS, RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE JUST "WORLD." 822 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:41,569 YEAH, WELL, I DON'T LIKE 823 00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:43,270 YOUR ATTITUDE, EITHER. 824 00:30:45,474 --> 00:30:46,484 HELLO? 825 00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:54,550 HI, UH-- HI, IS THIS "AL'S AMAZING ANIMALS"? 826 00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:58,093 YEAH, LISTEN, I KNOW THAT IT'S LAST MINUTE, 827 00:30:58,087 --> 00:31:00,427 BUT I'M TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. 828 00:31:00,429 --> 00:31:03,559 WHAT'S THE MOST AMAZING ANIMAL YOU'VE GOT? 829 00:31:06,035 --> 00:31:09,035 A MONKEY WHO DOES TRICKS FOR CAKE. 830 00:31:09,038 --> 00:31:11,098 YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM. 831 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:13,400 UM, BY ANY CHANCE, 832 00:31:13,402 --> 00:31:16,282 DOES THE MONKEY COME WITH ITS OWN CAKE? 833 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,378 HELLO? 834 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,012 WHO'S COMING TO MY PARTY? 835 00:31:25,014 --> 00:31:26,194 ( sighs ) 836 00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:28,315 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY NOT SURE. 837 00:31:28,317 --> 00:31:31,387 HEY, YOU KNOW WHO MIGHT BE FUN TO HAVE AT YOUR PARTY? 838 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,390 WHO? 839 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,161 THE KIDS FROM THE PLAYGROUND. 840 00:31:34,163 --> 00:31:36,333 YAY! 841 00:31:36,325 --> 00:31:37,525 WHAT KIDS? 842 00:31:37,526 --> 00:31:40,366 WELL, WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL WE GET THERE. 843 00:31:40,369 --> 00:31:42,669 YAY! 844 00:31:42,671 --> 00:31:43,671 WHOO-HOO! 845 00:31:49,478 --> 00:31:51,178 OKAY, THAT'S AS FAR AS I CAN GO. 846 00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:52,240 HOW'S SHE LOOKING? 847 00:31:52,241 --> 00:31:53,341 IT'S A SHE? 848 00:31:53,342 --> 00:31:54,342 HOW CAN YOU TELL? 849 00:31:56,545 --> 00:31:58,485 COULD YOU JUST PRESS THE BUTTON? 850 00:31:59,548 --> 00:32:00,548 ALL RIGHT, HERE IT GOES. 851 00:32:07,396 --> 00:32:09,456 LOOKIN' GOOD. 852 00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:10,928 LOOKIN' GOOD. 853 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,529 ( garage door thuds ) 854 00:32:17,366 --> 00:32:18,536 SO CLOSE. 855 00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:28,045 HMM. 856 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:29,447 PJ WAS RIGHT. 857 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:33,378 THE SQUARES AREN'T AS MUCH FUN AS THE STICKS. 858 00:32:36,225 --> 00:32:38,125 BUT I'M GONNA EAT SOME MORE ANYWAY. 859 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:45,563 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 860 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:46,744 WELL, WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE? 861 00:32:46,735 --> 00:32:48,465 I HAVE TO TELL MY DAD THE TRUTH. 862 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,467 THE TRUTH? 863 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:52,038 DUDE, THAT GAME MESSED YOU UP. 864 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:53,241 YOU KNOW, IF YOU CAME IN 865 00:32:53,242 --> 00:32:54,242 AND SHARED SOME OF THE BLAME, 866 00:32:54,243 --> 00:32:55,603 THEY'D PROBABLY GO EASIER ON ME. 867 00:32:57,346 --> 00:32:58,346 GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW. 868 00:33:00,609 --> 00:33:02,209 GOTTA ADMIT... 869 00:33:02,211 --> 00:33:04,111 I LIKE THAT KID'S STYLE. 870 00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:10,256 - ( toaster dings ) - ( gasps ) 871 00:33:10,259 --> 00:33:13,259 OKAY, YOU. YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. 872 00:33:14,523 --> 00:33:16,533 LITTLE MORE. STOP! 873 00:33:19,368 --> 00:33:21,368 LITTLE MORE. 874 00:33:21,370 --> 00:33:22,670 STOP! 875 00:33:26,475 --> 00:33:27,635 LITTLE MORE. 876 00:33:27,636 --> 00:33:28,706 STOP! 877 00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:31,077 OKAY. 878 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,280 WE'RE GETTING THERE. 879 00:33:33,482 --> 00:33:34,482 NO, WE'RE NOT! 880 00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:35,413 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 881 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:36,554 DAD, CALM DOWN. 882 00:33:36,545 --> 00:33:38,085 NO, THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! 883 00:33:38,087 --> 00:33:39,717 I'M DONE. DONE! 884 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:41,718 TAKING THIS TANK BACK TO THE... 885 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,250 DEALER! 886 00:33:43,252 --> 00:33:44,422 ( engine revving ) 887 00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:46,103 ( car crashes ) 888 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,700 DEALER'S THAT WAY. 889 00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:01,339 UH-OH. 890 00:34:15,384 --> 00:34:17,334 ( screaming ) 891 00:34:17,326 --> 00:34:19,326 IT LOOKS BAD FROM THIS SIDE, TOO. 892 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,690 DAD, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SO-- 893 00:34:23,692 --> 00:34:25,092 IT CAN WAIT. 894 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:27,435 UH-OH. 895 00:34:27,436 --> 00:34:28,596 HEY, DAD. 896 00:34:28,597 --> 00:34:29,567 GREAT NEWS. 897 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,568 GARAGE DOOR CLOSES. 898 00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,572 GUYS, CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS-- 899 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,514 NOT OUR BIGGEST PROBLEM. 900 00:34:39,108 --> 00:34:40,408 UH-OH. 901 00:34:40,409 --> 00:34:41,809 WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING, "UH-OH"? 902 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:43,610 WHY DO YOU THINK? 903 00:34:43,612 --> 00:34:44,612 THE BABY'S COMING. 904 00:34:44,613 --> 00:34:46,163 - OH! - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 905 00:34:46,155 --> 00:34:47,485 WE GOTTA GET MOM TO THE HOSPITAL. 906 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:48,656 COME ON, HONEY. GET IN THE CAR. 907 00:34:48,657 --> 00:34:49,617 CAR'S IN THE WALL, BOB. 908 00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:53,260 COME ON, I'LL DRIVE. ED'S OUT FRONT. 909 00:34:53,262 --> 00:34:54,362 ED? WHO'S ED? 910 00:34:54,363 --> 00:34:55,623 THAT'S THE NAME OF MY CAR. 911 00:34:55,624 --> 00:34:58,304 ED? SO IS THAT SHORT FOR EDWARD? 912 00:34:58,297 --> 00:34:59,497 EDGAR? EDWIN? 913 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:01,628 - EDWIN... - BIGGER ISSUES, PJ! 914 00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:03,630 OKAY, WE REALLY NEED TO GO. 915 00:35:03,632 --> 00:35:05,602 OKAY, COME ON. 916 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,784 YOU GUYS HAVE TO THROW CHARLIE HER BIRTHDAY PARTY. 917 00:35:07,776 --> 00:35:09,776 I'M GONNA DRIVE MOM TO THE HOSPITAL. 918 00:35:09,778 --> 00:35:12,578 WHY DO WE ALWAYS GET THE HARD THINGS? 919 00:35:14,183 --> 00:35:16,193 YOU KNOW... 920 00:35:16,185 --> 00:35:17,515 I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST ONE 921 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,186 TO DRIVE A CAR INTO THE KITCHEN. 922 00:35:20,589 --> 00:35:21,589 ME, TOO. 923 00:35:27,656 --> 00:35:29,626 HEY, HOW YOU DOIN', HONEY? 924 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,598 IT'D BE A LOT BETTER IF YOU WERE QUIET! 925 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,300 SHE WANTS ME TO BE QUIET. 926 00:35:34,303 --> 00:35:37,613 GOTTA BE QUIET. WHY CAN'T I BE QUIET? 927 00:35:37,606 --> 00:35:40,236 DAD, WERE YOU THIS PANICKY WHEN THE REST OF US WERE BORN? 928 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,739 UH... NO. 929 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,240 BECAUSE THE FIRST FOUR TIMES WE DID THIS, 930 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:44,572 WE WERE AT A HOSPITAL! 931 00:35:44,573 --> 00:35:46,583 ( chuckling ) 932 00:35:46,575 --> 00:35:47,875 WE DID THIS, YEAH. 933 00:35:47,876 --> 00:35:50,716 YEAH, YOU WANNA TAKE OVER?! 934 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,579 OKAY, EVERYBODY RELAX. 935 00:35:52,581 --> 00:35:54,421 WE'RE ON OUR WAY. WE'RE GONNA BE THERE SHORTLY. 936 00:35:54,423 --> 00:35:55,883 ( engine stalling ) 937 00:35:55,884 --> 00:35:57,764 RIGHT AFTER THIS... 938 00:35:57,756 --> 00:35:59,756 SLIGHT DELAY. 939 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,759 YOU'RE OUTTA GAS. 940 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,631 YOU'RE OUTTA GAS! AW, TEDDY. 941 00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:06,703 HOW COULD YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE?! 942 00:36:06,695 --> 00:36:09,735 SAYS THE GUY WHO DROVE A CAR INTO OUR KITCHEN. 943 00:36:14,503 --> 00:36:16,413 CLOSE YOUR EYES. THERE YOU GO. 944 00:36:16,405 --> 00:36:17,475 OKAY. 945 00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:18,606 ( gasps ) 946 00:36:18,607 --> 00:36:20,277 READY? 947 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:21,449 KEEP 'EM CLOSED. 948 00:36:21,450 --> 00:36:22,750 OKAY. AND... 949 00:36:22,751 --> 00:36:24,651 PJ and Gabe: SURPRISE! 950 00:36:24,653 --> 00:36:25,753 Gabe: HEY! 951 00:36:25,754 --> 00:36:28,424 LOOK WHO CAME TO YOUR PARTY, CHARLIE. 952 00:36:28,417 --> 00:36:31,257 THREE OF YOUR OLDEST AND BESTEST FRIENDS. 953 00:36:31,260 --> 00:36:32,520 AW. 954 00:36:32,521 --> 00:36:35,691 TENNIS BALL HEAD. AW. 955 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:36,804 SCARY CLOWN. 956 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:37,795 ( both scream ) 957 00:36:39,468 --> 00:36:42,298 AND... 958 00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:44,301 BADLY-DAMAGED MONKEY. 959 00:36:46,735 --> 00:36:48,735 I DON'T THINK SHE LIKES IT. 960 00:36:48,737 --> 00:36:50,607 WELL, SHE'S ABOUT TO. 961 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:53,439 - OH, OKAY. - 'CAUSE... 962 00:36:53,442 --> 00:36:54,782 Both: TA-DA! 963 00:36:54,783 --> 00:36:56,623 Both: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 964 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,285 IT'S YOUR SPECIAL BIRTHDAY CAKE. 965 00:36:58,287 --> 00:37:00,617 THAT'S NOT CAKE. 966 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,619 IT'S YOUR SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BAGEL. 967 00:37:04,853 --> 00:37:07,403 MM, BAGEL. TENNIS BALL HEAD'S 968 00:37:07,396 --> 00:37:09,826 - ...FAVORITE. - MM. YUM, YUM, YUM. 969 00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:11,928 WHERE'S MY PRESENT? 970 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,760 YEAH, DID YOU GET THE KUDDLE ME KATIE DOLL? 971 00:37:13,762 --> 00:37:15,462 WHAT IS THIS, "60 MINUTES"? 972 00:37:15,464 --> 00:37:16,814 JUST ENJOY THE PARTY. 973 00:37:17,806 --> 00:37:18,966 CHARLIE... 974 00:37:18,967 --> 00:37:20,367 WE HAVE GOT SOME REALLY FUN 975 00:37:20,369 --> 00:37:22,009 PARTY GAMES PLANNED. 976 00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:23,370 LIKE... 977 00:37:23,372 --> 00:37:24,842 ( gasps ) WATCHING TV! 978 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:27,483 PJ and Gabe: YAY! 979 00:37:27,476 --> 00:37:29,546 I WANT PRINCESSES. 980 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:30,678 REALLY? 981 00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:32,849 UH, DID MOMMY PROMISE YOU A PRINCESS? 982 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:35,481 MOMMY SAID, "TWO PRINCESSES, PLEASE." 983 00:37:36,785 --> 00:37:39,325 ALL RIGHT, YOU HEARD HER, PRINCESS. 984 00:37:39,328 --> 00:37:40,958 MAKE IT HAPPEN. 985 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,289 MOMMY SAID TWO. 986 00:37:47,296 --> 00:37:48,836 JUST BREATHE. 987 00:37:48,837 --> 00:37:50,697 I'M SURE DAD WILL FIND US A RIDE SOON. 988 00:37:50,699 --> 00:37:52,839 YEAH, 'CAUSE HE'S SO GOOD WITH CARS? 989 00:37:55,604 --> 00:37:57,584 HEY, SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. 990 00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,776 YOU WENT FOR ICE CREAM AT A TIME LIKE THIS? 991 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,708 UH, WELL... 992 00:38:01,710 --> 00:38:03,510 ACTUALLY, THE ICE CREAM CAME TO ME. 993 00:38:03,512 --> 00:38:05,512 ( cheerful music playing ) 994 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:11,817 YOU'RE TAKING ME TO THE HOSPITAL IN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK? 995 00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:13,920 YOU SAID TO FLAG DOWN THE FIRST THING I SAW. 996 00:38:13,922 --> 00:38:16,632 WHAT'S THE MATTER? THE GIANT HOT DOG WOULDN'T STOP? 997 00:38:16,625 --> 00:38:18,295 YEAH. 998 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,296 OKAY. 999 00:38:20,329 --> 00:38:21,499 PUSH, TEDDY. 1000 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,572 WELCOME ABOARD MUSTACHIO PETE'S, 1001 00:38:25,574 --> 00:38:27,914 THE ICE CREAM TRUCK WITH THE PISTACHIO TREATS. 1002 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:31,736 FYI, PISTACHIO HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. 1003 00:38:31,740 --> 00:38:33,440 BOB, I NEED TO LIE DOWN. 1004 00:38:33,442 --> 00:38:34,942 - OKAY. - YOU CAN USE THAT BEAN BAG CHAIR. 1005 00:38:34,943 --> 00:38:37,653 IT'S WHERE MUSTACHIO PETE TAKES HIS 10 MINUTE BREAKS-- 1006 00:38:37,646 --> 00:38:39,886 WHICH MUSTACHIO PETE IS ALLOWED BY LAW. 1007 00:38:39,888 --> 00:38:41,888 YOU'RE NOT GONNA KEEP REFERRING TO YOURSELF 1008 00:38:41,890 --> 00:38:43,450 IN THE THIRD PERSON, ARE YOU? 1009 00:38:43,452 --> 00:38:45,092 YES, HE IS. 1010 00:38:45,093 --> 00:38:47,633 THAT'S MUSTACHIO PETE'S TRADEMARK. 1011 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:48,826 THAT, AND THE PISTACHIO, 1012 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,997 WHICH, FYI... 1013 00:38:49,998 --> 00:38:51,798 All: HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. 1014 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,530 WE GET-- WE-- OKAY. COME ON, HONEY. 1015 00:38:55,504 --> 00:38:57,374 IF THINGS GET BAD BACK THERE, 1016 00:38:57,366 --> 00:38:58,766 BITE DOWN ON A ROCKET POP. 1017 00:38:58,767 --> 00:39:00,467 Bob: OOH, COOL, I WILL. 1018 00:39:00,469 --> 00:39:02,469 Amy: HE MEANT ME! 1019 00:39:02,471 --> 00:39:04,011 CAN WE GET GOING? IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 1020 00:39:04,012 --> 00:39:05,542 EMERGENCY? 1021 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,784 THIS CALLS FOR THE FAST-PACED MUSIC. 1022 00:39:07,776 --> 00:39:09,846 ( engine starting up ) 1023 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,918 ( music speeds up ) 1024 00:39:26,835 --> 00:39:27,795 PJ: READY, CHARLIE? 1025 00:39:27,796 --> 00:39:29,936 IT'S PRINCESS TIME! 1026 00:39:29,938 --> 00:39:31,938 ( piano music playing ) 1027 00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,810 UH-OH. 1028 00:39:43,812 --> 00:39:46,012 I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY SISTER PRINCESS. 1029 00:39:46,014 --> 00:39:49,124 EXCUSE ME. 1030 00:39:49,117 --> 00:39:51,657 - PJ: GET OUT THERE! - Gabe: BUT I FEEL STUPID! 1031 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:52,960 - PJ: YOU THINK I DON'T? - Gabe: YOU'RE USED TO IT! 1032 00:39:52,961 --> 00:39:53,961 PJ: GO! 1033 00:39:59,468 --> 00:40:00,928 DANCE, PRINCESS. 1034 00:40:00,929 --> 00:40:02,099 LEFT... 1035 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,100 AND RIGHT. 1036 00:40:04,973 --> 00:40:07,683 AND WE CAST A SPELL. 1037 00:40:07,676 --> 00:40:10,136 AND WE TWIRL AND WE TWIRL. 1038 00:40:10,138 --> 00:40:11,808 AND WE CURTSY! 1039 00:40:13,111 --> 00:40:14,811 AWW. 1040 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:15,983 LOOK AT THAT SMILE. 1041 00:40:15,984 --> 00:40:17,094 WE GOTTA GO AGAIN. 1042 00:40:17,085 --> 00:40:18,515 WHAT? 1043 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:19,687 BUT, THIS TIME, 1044 00:40:19,688 --> 00:40:21,688 STAY WITH ME. 1045 00:40:21,690 --> 00:40:22,690 ( piano music playing ) 1046 00:40:22,691 --> 00:40:23,991 AND FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 1047 00:40:23,992 --> 00:40:26,152 LEFT, RIGHT... 1048 00:40:26,154 --> 00:40:28,664 CAN'T YOU GO ANY FASTER? 1049 00:40:28,657 --> 00:40:30,657 WE'RE ALREADY DOING 23. 1050 00:40:30,659 --> 00:40:32,659 I'M GIVING HER ALL SHE'S GOT. 1051 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:35,002 OKAY. 1052 00:40:35,003 --> 00:40:36,613 BABY'S CLOSE. HOW MUCH FURTHER? 1053 00:40:36,605 --> 00:40:38,605 YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOURSELF TO ANY FREEBIES 1054 00:40:38,607 --> 00:40:40,037 BACK THERE, ARE YOU, BOB? 1055 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,608 I'M A STRESS EATER, PETE. 1056 00:40:41,610 --> 00:40:43,970 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT STRESS. 1057 00:40:43,972 --> 00:40:47,152 ( exhales ) THE ICE CREAM TRUCK BUSINESS IS DOG-EAT-DOG. 1058 00:40:47,145 --> 00:40:50,815 I GOT SIDEBURN SAM NIPPIN' AT MY HEELS. 1059 00:40:50,819 --> 00:40:52,879 COULD WE JUST FOCUS ON THE ROAD, PETE? 1060 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:57,493 ( in goofy voice ) BUT BOTH PRINCESSES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. 1061 00:40:57,486 --> 00:41:01,126 HOW COULD I EVER CHOOSE JUST ONE TO BE MY WIFE? 1062 00:41:03,031 --> 00:41:04,191 ( whispering ) DUDE, THAT'S YOUR LINE. 1063 00:41:04,192 --> 00:41:05,792 OH, RIGHT. 1064 00:41:05,794 --> 00:41:08,474 WELL, I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY. 1065 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,736 SEE WHOSE FOOT FITS THE MAGIC SLIPPER. 1066 00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:12,870 ( in goofy voice ) OKAY. 1067 00:41:16,004 --> 00:41:18,854 ( groaning ) 1068 00:41:18,847 --> 00:41:22,077 ( in normal voice ) 'TIS NOT I WHOSE FOOT DOTH FIT THE SLIPPER. 1069 00:41:23,952 --> 00:41:26,252 YES, 'TIS NOT ME, EITHER. 1070 00:41:26,254 --> 00:41:30,594 BUT, SISTER PRINCESS, YOU HAVE NOT TRIED ON THE SLIPPER. 1071 00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:32,719 I DOTH NOT WANT TO. 1072 00:41:32,721 --> 00:41:35,061 OH, YETH YOU WILL. 1073 00:41:35,063 --> 00:41:37,073 OR I WILL HURTETH YOU. 1074 00:41:37,065 --> 00:41:38,895 ( whispering ) WITH MY FITHT. 1075 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:46,944 ( in monotone voice ) OH, JOY. 1076 00:41:46,935 --> 00:41:49,575 IT FITS. 1077 00:41:49,578 --> 00:41:51,038 ( in goofy voice ) MY BRIDE! 1078 00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:54,209 AT LONG LAST I HAVE FOUND YOU. 1079 00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:56,042 ( in normal voice ) AND THEY SEAL THEIR LOVE... 1080 00:41:56,044 --> 00:41:57,594 WITH A KISS. 1081 00:42:01,089 --> 00:42:02,749 - OKAY, WE'RE DONE! - BAH! 1082 00:42:02,751 --> 00:42:04,221 YEAH, NOT QUITE. 1083 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,222 WE'RE GONNA GO AGAIN FROM THE TOP. 1084 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:07,734 MAYBE YOU'LL GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME. 1085 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:15,000 Amy: ( screaming ) 1086 00:42:15,003 --> 00:42:16,743 HEY... 1087 00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:18,665 I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP BACK HERE. 1088 00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:20,867 DAD, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DELIVER A BABY. 1089 00:42:20,869 --> 00:42:22,669 HONEY, YOU JUST GOTTA HELP ME. 1090 00:42:22,671 --> 00:42:23,911 ( exhales ) 1091 00:42:23,912 --> 00:42:26,752 ALL ALONE BACK HERE! JUST SAYIN'. 1092 00:42:28,116 --> 00:42:29,116 OKAY. 1093 00:42:30,619 --> 00:42:32,619 ( breathing deeply ) 1094 00:42:35,023 --> 00:42:36,733 - HOW YOU DOIN', MOM? - HEY. 1095 00:42:36,725 --> 00:42:39,625 THIS BABY IS COMING NOW. 1096 00:42:39,628 --> 00:42:41,088 THEN... 1097 00:42:41,089 --> 00:42:42,959 LET'S HAVE A BABY. 1098 00:42:42,961 --> 00:42:44,791 OKAY, TEDDY. 1099 00:42:44,793 --> 00:42:46,163 HERE WE GO. 1100 00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:55,001 OH, WOW. 1101 00:42:55,003 --> 00:42:57,753 WELL, HELLO, NUMBER FIVE. 1102 00:42:57,746 --> 00:43:00,606 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY. 1103 00:43:00,609 --> 00:43:02,109 Bob: AWW. 1104 00:43:02,110 --> 00:43:04,110 ISN'T HE PRECIOUS? 1105 00:43:05,213 --> 00:43:06,723 WE GOT HERE AS FAST AS WE COULD. 1106 00:43:06,715 --> 00:43:07,715 All: HI. 1107 00:43:07,716 --> 00:43:09,816 THERE'S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL. 1108 00:43:09,818 --> 00:43:11,718 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 1109 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:12,820 CHARLIE, COME HERE. 1110 00:43:14,162 --> 00:43:16,292 MEET YOUR NEW BABY BROTHER. 1111 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:19,004 BROTHER? COOL. 1112 00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:20,167 HEY, WHAT NAME DID YOU PICK? 1113 00:43:20,168 --> 00:43:22,868 WELL, WE DECIDED TO CALL HIM... 1114 00:43:22,871 --> 00:43:23,871 TOBY. 1115 00:43:24,873 --> 00:43:26,033 HEY. 1116 00:43:26,034 --> 00:43:28,284 I CAME UP WITH THAT ONE. NICE. 1117 00:43:28,276 --> 00:43:32,036 WELCOME TO THE WORLD, TOBY DUNCAN. 1118 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,140 ( Bob chuckles, mutters ) 1119 00:43:34,142 --> 00:43:35,982 HEY, QUICK QUESTION. 1120 00:43:35,984 --> 00:43:38,124 WHY ARE YOU GUYS DRESSED LIKE THAT? 1121 00:43:40,048 --> 00:43:41,348 OH, BECAUSE... 1122 00:43:41,349 --> 00:43:43,819 MOM PROMISED CHARLIE PRINCESSES FOR HER PARTY. 1123 00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:45,952 I NEVER PROMISED CHARLIE PRINCESSES. 1124 00:43:48,827 --> 00:43:50,327 CHARLIE, DID YOU TRICK US? 1125 00:43:53,762 --> 00:43:56,402 SWEETIE, DID YOU GET YOUR SPECIAL BIRTHDAY PRESENT, 1126 00:43:56,404 --> 00:43:57,744 KUDDLE ME KATIE? 1127 00:43:57,736 --> 00:43:58,866 NO, MOMMY. 1128 00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:00,667 WHAT? WHY NOT? 1129 00:44:00,669 --> 00:44:01,809 BOB? 1130 00:44:01,810 --> 00:44:02,810 GABE? 1131 00:44:02,811 --> 00:44:03,811 PJ? 1132 00:44:03,812 --> 00:44:04,972 TEDDY? 1133 00:44:04,973 --> 00:44:05,973 GABE? 1134 00:44:07,746 --> 00:44:09,246 OH. 1135 00:44:09,247 --> 00:44:11,647 SWEETIE, I'M SORRY. 1136 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,249 WASN'T MUCH OF A BIRTHDAY, WAS IT? 1137 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:14,881 THAT'S OKAY, MOMMY. 1138 00:44:16,084 --> 00:44:17,164 NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY. 1139 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:18,855 WE WILL GET YOU YOUR SPECIAL PRESENT. 1140 00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:21,427 I LIKE THIS PRESENT. 1141 00:44:30,038 --> 00:44:31,768 OKAY, LISTEN UP. HERE'S THE PLAN. 1142 00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:33,400 SO, WHEN THEY COME THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR, 1143 00:44:33,401 --> 00:44:34,701 YOU GUYS... 1144 00:44:34,703 --> 00:44:37,353 ARE GONNA HOLD UP THIS BANNER. 1145 00:44:37,345 --> 00:44:39,705 HERE. TAKE THAT. 1146 00:44:39,708 --> 00:44:41,878 AND CHARLIE, YOU'RE GONNA GIVE MOMMY THESE BALLOONS. 1147 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,180 AND I'M GONNA BLOW THE NOISEMAKER. 1148 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,881 AND THEN WE'RE ALL GONNA SING "WELCOME HOME, TOBY" 1149 00:44:45,884 --> 00:44:47,894 TO THE TUNE OF THE ROCK CLASSIC "OUR HOUSE." 1150 00:44:49,087 --> 00:44:50,987 WHY DO YOU GET TO BLOW THE NOISEMAKER? 1151 00:44:50,989 --> 00:44:52,359 AND WHY ARE WE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUTTA THIS? 1152 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,360 THEY BRING A NEW BABY HOME LIKE EVERY SIX MONTHS. 1153 00:44:56,164 --> 00:44:57,334 THIS IS WHAT WE ALWAYS DO. 1154 00:44:57,325 --> 00:44:58,425 WE DID IT FOR CHARLIE. 1155 00:44:58,426 --> 00:44:59,696 DID YOU DO IT FOR ME? 1156 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,327 UH... YEAH. 1157 00:45:02,871 --> 00:45:04,071 - YOU'RE LYING! - NO, I'M NOT. 1158 00:45:04,072 --> 00:45:06,132 YEAH, YOU ARE. 1159 00:45:08,176 --> 00:45:10,136 YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME, 1160 00:45:10,138 --> 00:45:12,238 I'M NOT DOING IT FOR TOBY. 1161 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:15,310 NO MATTER HOW COOL HIS NAME IS. 1162 00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:17,323 GABE, JUST PICK UP THE STUPID BANNER 1163 00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:20,185 AND JOIN IN THIS VERY TOUCHING FAMILY CELEBRATION! 1164 00:45:20,188 --> 00:45:22,288 YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. 1165 00:45:22,290 --> 00:45:23,950 WELL, IF HE'S NOT GONNA DO IT, I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. 1166 00:45:23,952 --> 00:45:26,252 ( indistinct arguing ) 1167 00:45:26,254 --> 00:45:28,264 IT LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE COULD HAVE MADE IT. 1168 00:45:28,256 --> 00:45:30,196 ( arguing continues ) 1169 00:45:30,198 --> 00:45:32,198 ( sighs ) 1170 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,200 GOOD TO BE HOME. 1171 00:45:36,805 --> 00:45:39,365 THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, ISN'T IT? 1172 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:46,882 SO LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND. 1173 00:45:46,875 --> 00:45:50,345 THIS IS YOUR HOME, TOBY. YEAH. 1174 00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:52,948 - THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM. - ( acoustic music playing ) 1175 00:45:58,386 --> 00:46:00,926 AND THIS IS YOUR FAMILY. 1176 00:46:00,929 --> 00:46:04,929 ♪ TELL ME WHO'S YOUR ANGEL ♪ 1177 00:46:04,933 --> 00:46:07,243 ♪ WHO'S YOUR SHOULDER ♪ 1178 00:46:07,235 --> 00:46:11,465 ♪ TO HOLD YOUR BOULDERS ♪ 1179 00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:15,839 ♪ TELL ME WHEN IT'S RAINING ♪ 1180 00:46:15,844 --> 00:46:18,314 ♪ WHO WILL WARM YOU ♪ 1181 00:46:18,306 --> 00:46:21,476 ♪ WHO WILL HOLD YOU ♪ 1182 00:46:21,479 --> 00:46:23,179 ♪ YOU MIGHT BE BROKEN ♪ 1183 00:46:23,181 --> 00:46:27,021 ♪ WITH ALL THESE CRACKS IN YOUR SKIN ♪ 1184 00:46:27,015 --> 00:46:28,315 ♪ YOU MIGHT BE BROKEN ♪ 1185 00:46:28,316 --> 00:46:31,316 ♪ THAT'S WHERE THE LIGHT GETS IN ♪ 1186 00:46:31,319 --> 00:46:36,869 ♪ YOU'RE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL ♪ 1187 00:46:36,865 --> 00:46:42,195 ♪ YOU'RE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL ♪ 1188 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,030 ♪ AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW ♪ 1189 00:46:44,032 --> 00:46:47,382 ♪ YOU TO KNOW, YOU TO KNOW ♪ 1190 00:46:47,375 --> 00:46:50,035 ♪ THAT YOU'RE NOT ALONE ♪ 1191 00:46:50,038 --> 00:46:55,038 ♪ YOU'RE NOT ALONE. ♪ 1192 00:46:58,286 --> 00:47:00,446 HEY, WHATCHA DOIN'? 1193 00:47:00,448 --> 00:47:04,148 ( exhales ) GIVING TOBY A PROPER WELCOME HOME. 1194 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:14,158 WELL, CHARLIE, IT'S BEEN KIND OF A BIG WEEK. 1195 00:47:14,162 --> 00:47:16,332 I HELPED DELIVER A BABY-- 1196 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,014 OUR LITTLE BROTHER, TOBY-- 1197 00:47:18,006 --> 00:47:21,006 AND YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR KUDDLE ME KATIE. 1198 00:47:24,312 --> 00:47:25,272 WHICH YOU LOST INTEREST IN 1199 00:47:25,273 --> 00:47:27,453 FIVE MINUTES AFTER YOU GOT IT. 1200 00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:29,315 DOESN'T MATTER, GABE'S STILL PAYING FOR IT. 1201 00:47:29,317 --> 00:47:31,977 HE WORKED OUT A LITTLE AGREEMENT WITH MOM AND DAD. 1202 00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:34,620 Amy: GABE! DIAPER CHANGE! 1203 00:47:34,622 --> 00:47:36,282 AND IT'S A DOOZY. 1204 00:47:36,284 --> 00:47:38,294 Gabe: COMING. 1205 00:47:45,293 --> 00:47:46,433 WISH HIM GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE. 1206 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:49,366 ( laughing ) 1207 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:50,867 ISN'T HE ADORABLE? 1208 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,568 Amy: OH, LITTLE TOBY. 1209 00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:53,940 Teddy: HE SURE IS. 1210 00:47:53,942 --> 00:47:56,102 OH, BY THE WAY, WHAT'S HIS MIDDLE NAME? 1211 00:47:56,104 --> 00:47:58,084 WAN-KENOBI. 1212 00:48:00,408 --> 00:48:02,408 TOBY WAN-KENOBI? 1213 00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:03,480 YEAH. 1214 00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:06,351 YUP, YOUR DAD'S A BIG FAN OF THE MOVIES. 1215 00:48:06,354 --> 00:48:08,224 SPEAKING OF, WHERE IS DAD? 1216 00:48:08,216 --> 00:48:09,416 I'M READY TO GO HOME. 1217 00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:10,957 HE SAID HE WAS JUST GONNA PULL THE CAR UP. 1218 00:48:10,959 --> 00:48:12,219 - ( tires screeching ) - ( car crashing ) 1219 00:48:14,322 --> 00:48:16,162 HERE HE IS NOW. 1220 00:48:16,164 --> 00:48:19,034 HEY, READY TO GO, HON'? 1221 00:48:19,027 --> 00:48:21,197 YES, BABE, HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 1222 00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:22,969 WE'RE ON THE EIGHTH FLOOR. 1223 00:48:22,971 --> 00:48:25,471 HEY, THIS BABY'S GOT SOME PICKUP. 1224 00:48:25,473 --> 00:48:26,603 ( chuckles ) YEAH. 1225 00:48:26,604 --> 00:48:29,184 SERENADE! SERENADE! 1226 00:48:29,177 --> 00:48:32,307 PJ DARTH DUNCAN... 1227 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,410 - YOU'RE GONNA WAKE YOUR BABY BROTHER. - OH. 1228 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:36,442 SORRY. 1229 00:48:36,444 --> 00:48:37,994 Both: ( whispering ) SERENADE. 1230 00:48:37,986 --> 00:48:39,516 SERENADE. 1231 00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:41,017 All: SERENADE. 1232 00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:43,649 SERENADE. SERENADE. 1233 00:48:43,651 --> 00:48:44,951 SERENADE. 80073

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