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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:10,239 - HEY, HON. - HEY. 2 00:00:10,241 --> 00:00:12,481 - WHAT YOU GOT THERE? - OUR NEW BABY MONITOR. 3 00:00:12,483 --> 00:00:13,783 HEY, YOU KNOW, IF ONE OF US RUNS UPSTAIRS, 4 00:00:13,784 --> 00:00:16,424 WE COULD TEST IT OUT RIGHT NOW. 5 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,647 THE ONE OF US WHO IS NOT PREGNANT. 6 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,490 HEY, HOW ABOUT IF I GO? 7 00:00:21,492 --> 00:00:22,552 MM-HMM. 8 00:00:24,395 --> 00:00:27,095 OKAY, ALL SET! 9 00:00:27,098 --> 00:00:29,498 Amy: All righty, make baby noises. 10 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,660 ALL RIGHT. 11 00:00:31,662 --> 00:00:35,172 GOO GOO GA GA. 12 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:40,038 UH-OH! 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,440 MY DIAPIE IS FULL! 14 00:00:44,275 --> 00:00:47,575 WILL SOMEBODY "PWEASE" CHANGE ME? 15 00:00:47,578 --> 00:00:50,178 AW, MAN. 16 00:00:50,181 --> 00:00:53,521 I DIDN'T THINK WE'D HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS FOR YEARS. 17 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:59,157 ( rock music playing ) 18 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,560 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 19 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,531 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 20 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:05,473 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 21 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,366 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 22 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:08,768 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 23 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,769 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 24 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:15,483 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 25 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:18,646 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 26 00:01:18,649 --> 00:01:20,649 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 27 00:01:20,651 --> 00:01:22,351 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 28 00:01:22,353 --> 00:01:25,223 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 29 00:01:25,216 --> 00:01:26,856 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 30 00:01:26,857 --> 00:01:28,657 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 31 00:01:28,659 --> 00:01:31,589 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 32 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,622 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 33 00:01:33,624 --> 00:01:37,674 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 34 00:01:37,668 --> 00:01:41,598 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 35 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,543 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 36 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,745 - MORNING, BOYS. - MORNING. 37 00:01:56,747 --> 00:01:59,247 I'M IN CHARGE WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?DAD. 38 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:01,620 20 POUNDS OF RAW PIG. 39 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,552 YOU WANT TOAST WITH THAT? 40 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,355 NO, I NEED IT FOR BAIT. 41 00:02:07,358 --> 00:02:10,428 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, LOOSE IN SLOAN'S LAKE.E 42 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,761 LOOK AT THAT-- AN ANACONDA. 43 00:02:12,763 --> 00:02:16,473 WHAT? HOW COULD AN ANACONDA GET TO DENVER? 44 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:19,807 - WHO KNOWS? - MAYBE SOME KID WENT TO FLORIDA 45 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:22,270 ON VACATION WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS, 46 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:24,883 BROUGHT A BABY SNAKE BACK. 47 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:28,415 MAYBE THE KID NAMED HIM SNAPPY. 48 00:02:28,419 --> 00:02:30,819 MAYBE WHEN SNAPPY GOT TOO BIG, THE KID FREAKED OUT 49 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:32,381 AND SET HIM FREE. 50 00:02:33,824 --> 00:02:35,694 JUST A GUESS. 51 00:02:38,389 --> 00:02:39,889 ANYWAY, 52 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:42,190 THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME. 53 00:02:42,193 --> 00:02:43,663 I MEAN, IF I CAN CATCH THIS SNAKE, 54 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,744 THIS IS GREAT PUBLICITY FOR THE TRIPLE-B-G. 55 00:02:45,736 --> 00:02:46,736 - HUH? - WHAT? 56 00:02:46,737 --> 00:02:48,497 BOB'S BUGS BE GONE. 57 00:02:48,499 --> 00:02:50,799 - OH OH! - OH OKAY. 58 00:02:50,801 --> 00:02:52,301 HEY, DAD, CAN I COME WITH YOU? 59 00:02:52,303 --> 00:02:54,553 I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU GET CHASED BY A GIANT SNAKE. 60 00:02:54,545 --> 00:02:57,845 HEY! I'M GONNA CATCH THAT GIANT SNAKE. 61 00:02:57,848 --> 00:03:00,808 HOWEVER IT PLAYS OUT, I JUST WANT TO SEE SOMETHING CATCH SOMETHING. 62 00:03:03,254 --> 00:03:05,564 ( doorbell rings ) 63 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:09,618 - HI. - HI. 64 00:03:12,423 --> 00:03:15,303 SO WE'VE TURNED INTO THAT COUPLE? 65 00:03:16,627 --> 00:03:18,597 - I LOVE IT! - ME TOO. 66 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:21,930 - SO ABOUT TONIGHT-- - NO, SHH! 67 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,384 OKAY, COAST IS CLEAR. 68 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:26,936 DO WE REALLY HAVE TO BE SO SECRETIVE? 69 00:03:26,937 --> 00:03:28,537 ARE YOU KIDDING? 70 00:03:28,539 --> 00:03:30,979 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MY MOM FOUND OUT? 71 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:35,985 Spencer: So when I pick you up tonight, 72 00:03:35,986 --> 00:03:37,686 what do we say we're doing? 73 00:03:37,688 --> 00:03:40,218 Teddy: Don't worry. I'll come up with something. 74 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,220 I'm a pretty good actress. 75 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,434 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, 76 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,426 IN THIS FAMILY, I AM THE GREATEST ACTRESS. 77 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:51,959 SECOND OF ALL, NOBODY FOOLS MAMA AMES. 78 00:03:51,962 --> 00:03:53,502 YOU BET. 79 00:03:53,504 --> 00:03:55,914 NOW, CHARLIE, WHEN YOU'RE TEDDY'S AGE, 80 00:03:55,906 --> 00:03:58,366 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO GET AWAY WITH STUFF, ARE YOU? 81 00:03:58,369 --> 00:04:00,769 YES, I WILL. 82 00:04:03,374 --> 00:04:06,324 OH. 83 00:04:06,317 --> 00:04:08,447 CHARLIE, WHO'S THE GREATEST ACTRESS IN THE FAMILY? 84 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:11,249 YOU ARE, MOMMY. 85 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,853 ALL BETTER. 86 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:22,991 P.J., WE NEED TO TALK. 87 00:04:22,993 --> 00:04:25,273 I'VE GOT A DANGEROUS MISSION FOR YOU. 88 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,465 MITCH, I AM NOT TRYING THE CHOCOLATE SHAKE AGAIN. 89 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:31,739 I NEED YOU TO FIND OUT 90 00:04:31,742 --> 00:04:34,712 WHO IS STEALING CHICKEN FROM THE STORE. 91 00:04:34,705 --> 00:04:36,545 WHY WOULD SOMEONE STEAL OUR CHICKEN? 92 00:04:36,547 --> 00:04:38,807 HAVEN'T THEY TASTED IT? 93 00:04:38,809 --> 00:04:41,649 I DON'T KNOW, BUT... 94 00:04:43,414 --> 00:04:45,624 CORPORATE IS REALLY BUSTING MY GIBLETS ABOUT THIS. 95 00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:50,456 SO I AM PUTTING MY BEST MAN ON IT. 96 00:04:51,462 --> 00:04:53,692 - YOU. - OH! 97 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,004 COOL. ANY IDEA WHO THE THIEF IS? 98 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,996 OKAY, I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S AN INSIDE JOB. 99 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:03,569 - SO IT COULD BE JUSTIN... - OKAY, YOUR MEAL WAS $3 100 00:05:03,574 --> 00:05:06,814 AND YOU GAVE ME A $5, SO... 101 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,377 DON'T HELP ME. I GOT THIS. 102 00:05:10,381 --> 00:05:12,911 ...THEN THERE'S VAL, THE VEGETARIAN... 103 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,953 HERE'S YOUR MURDERED CHICKEN. 104 00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:19,447 ...AND FINALLY, BIG LENNY. 105 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:22,320 YOU GONNA FINISH THAT? 106 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,364 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, KID? 107 00:05:25,356 --> 00:05:27,396 WHO'S THE MASTER CHICKEN THIEF? 108 00:05:27,398 --> 00:05:30,558 GUT INSTINCT? I GOTTA GO WITH JUSTIN. 109 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:33,031 THREE FROM FIVE... 110 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:35,573 OR WAS IT FIVE FROM THREE? 111 00:05:35,566 --> 00:05:38,936 THINK, JUSTIN. THINK. 112 00:05:40,511 --> 00:05:44,111 OR VAL. COULD BE VAL. 113 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:51,879 SO ONCE THE SNAKE TAKES THE MEAT, 114 00:05:51,882 --> 00:05:54,892 THEN I SLIP THAT OVER HIS NECK. 115 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:57,855 AND THEN ONCE I GOT HIM, I TURN TO YOUR CAMERA AND I SAY, 116 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,528 "TAKE A BREAK, SNAKE!" 117 00:06:02,132 --> 00:06:06,902 HA. DAD, I WOULDN'T OVERTHINK THE ONCE-I'VE-GOT-HIM PART. 118 00:06:08,439 --> 00:06:10,739 YOU KNOW WHAT? I STILL NEED A CATCHPHRASE, 119 00:06:10,741 --> 00:06:13,501 SOMETHING TOM CRUISE CAN SAY WHEN HE PLAYS ME IN THE MOVIE. 120 00:06:13,504 --> 00:06:16,784 HOW ABOUT, "BOY, HAVE I BEEN MISCAST"? 121 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,909 UH, GABE, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'VE MET 122 00:06:21,912 --> 00:06:25,562 DENVER'S LEAST-FAVORITE ANIMAL-CONTROL OFFICER. 123 00:06:25,556 --> 00:06:26,756 HELLO, QUINT. 124 00:06:26,757 --> 00:06:28,587 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, BUG BOY? 125 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:32,619 THERE'S A MONSTER SNAKE ON THE LOOSE, NOT A TERMITE. 126 00:06:32,623 --> 00:06:33,963 YEAH. 127 00:06:33,964 --> 00:06:36,034 SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING SOME OLD LADY'S KITTY OUT OF A TREE? 128 00:06:36,026 --> 00:06:37,496 HMM? 129 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,668 MUFFIN CAN WAIT. 130 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:43,730 FIRSTI'MBRINGING IN THAT COLD-BLOODED BEAST OUT THERE. 131 00:06:43,734 --> 00:06:45,684 HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE? 132 00:06:45,676 --> 00:06:48,736 DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? 133 00:06:48,739 --> 00:06:51,439 THAT'S A T-SHIRT. 134 00:06:51,442 --> 00:06:55,492 I'M HERE TO CATCH A SNAKE, NOT A COLD. 135 00:06:55,486 --> 00:06:56,946 SEE THAT SCAR? 136 00:06:56,947 --> 00:06:59,987 I GOT THAT TANGLING WITH A GREAT WHITE. 137 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:02,550 - SHARK? - LABRADOODLE. 138 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:06,564 THOSE THINGS ARE FIERCE. 139 00:07:07,758 --> 00:07:09,598 FACE IT, DUNCAN, 140 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,660 YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. YOU'RE AN EXTERMINATOR! 141 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:15,673 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, TENT THE LAKE? 142 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:17,666 UH, NO. 143 00:07:17,668 --> 00:07:19,508 I'M GONNA CATCH HIM WITH THIS. 144 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:21,910 WELL, I'M GONNA CATCH HIM WITH THESE-- 145 00:07:21,912 --> 00:07:24,042 MY NINE ASSISTANTS. 146 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,154 WHOA. 147 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,515 LABRADOODLE GOT MY PINKIE. 148 00:07:27,518 --> 00:07:29,478 HMM. 149 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,481 ( doorbell rings ) 150 00:07:36,727 --> 00:07:38,557 HI, MRS. DUNCAN. 151 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,589 HI, SPENCER. COME ON IN. 152 00:07:40,591 --> 00:07:41,661 THANKS. 153 00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:46,574 SO WHAT YOU KIDS GOT PLANNED FOR TONIGHT? 154 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:50,597 UM, WHAT DID TEDDY SAY WE WERE UP TO? 155 00:07:50,601 --> 00:07:51,941 SHE DIDN'T. 156 00:07:51,942 --> 00:07:53,942 ANSWER THE QUESTION. 157 00:07:53,944 --> 00:07:56,214 UH... 158 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:58,676 - HERE I AM! - TEDDY. 159 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,679 HI. YOUR MOM WANTS TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING TONIGHT. 160 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,781 WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES. 161 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,693 OH. WHICH ONE? 162 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,685 - "TABLE FOR TWO." - WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 163 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,617 A TABLE FOR TWO. 164 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:11,720 - RATING? - PG. 165 00:08:11,722 --> 00:08:13,492 - RUNNING TIME? - 98 MINUTES. 166 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,533 YOU SEEM TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. 167 00:08:14,525 --> 00:08:16,565 YOU SEEM TO HAVE ALL THE QUESTIONS. 168 00:08:19,029 --> 00:08:21,269 LET'S GO, SPENCER. 169 00:08:22,773 --> 00:08:26,643 SOUNDS LIKE YOU TWO HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC EVENING PLANNED. 170 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:29,637 - YES, WE DO. - ( laughs ) 171 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,840 HAVE A NICE NIGHT, MRS. DUNCAN. 172 00:08:31,842 --> 00:08:33,242 I WILL. 173 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:41,920 "TABLE FOR THREE." 174 00:08:49,099 --> 00:08:51,099 OH! 175 00:08:51,101 --> 00:08:54,641 DO NOT BE ALARMED. I AM NOT AN INTRUDER. 176 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:57,065 P.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 177 00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:58,707 I'M GOING UNDERCOVER TO FIGURE OUT 178 00:08:58,709 --> 00:09:00,669 WHICH ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS IS STEALING CHICKEN. 179 00:09:00,671 --> 00:09:03,141 AND YOU THINK THEY'RE GOING TO OPEN UP WHEN THEY SEE GANDALF? 180 00:09:04,615 --> 00:09:06,845 YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA? 181 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,647 YEAH, WEAR A WIRE. 182 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,849 YES! I LOVE IT. 183 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,951 WHAT'S A WIRE? 184 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,863 A RECORDING DEVICE. 185 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,685 YOU WEAR IT UNDER YOUR CLOTHES 186 00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:18,827 AND THEN YOU CAN USE WHAT THE PEOPLE SAY AGAINST THEM. 187 00:09:18,829 --> 00:09:20,829 COOL. I'LL WEAR A WIRE. 188 00:09:20,831 --> 00:09:23,061 - YEAH. - I'LL BE LIKE A SPY. 189 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:26,243 A SPY FROM MIDDLE EARTH. 190 00:09:27,297 --> 00:09:29,597 AND I'LL BE LIKE YOUR BROTHER 191 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,640 FROM PLANET EARTH. 192 00:09:36,707 --> 00:09:38,907 ( music playing ) 193 00:09:38,909 --> 00:09:41,679 OH, MOVIE MY BUTT. 194 00:09:45,816 --> 00:09:48,686 PARTY TIME'S OVER. 195 00:09:52,663 --> 00:09:56,873 - ( gasps ) -( scary music playing ) 196 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,729 YOU'RE DOING A SHOW... 197 00:10:01,732 --> 00:10:03,772 WITHOUT ME!? 198 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,694 SO THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING? 199 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:19,087 REHEARSING A MUSICAL BEHIND MY BACK? 200 00:10:19,089 --> 00:10:22,819 TEDDY, WHEN DID YOU STOP LOVING ME? 201 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,903 MOM, I WAS HOPING YOU WOULDN'T FIND OUT THIS WAY. 202 00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:30,127 ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST HOPING YOU WOULDN'T FIND OUT. 203 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,400 AND YOU'RE DOING "FRANNY SAVES THE FARM"? 204 00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:36,143 THAT'S MY FAVORITE MUSICAL OF ALL TIME. 205 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,636 NOT ONLY THAT, SHE'S PLAYING FRANNY. 206 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,738 DON'T HELP ME, FRANKLIN. 207 00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:44,922 HEY, LET'S-- LET'S TAKE A FIVE, EVERYBODY. 208 00:10:47,978 --> 00:10:52,078 OH, TEDDY, WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM ME? 209 00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:55,062 I COULD HAVE HELPED YOU, TAUGHT YOU, MENTORED YOU. 210 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:58,055 YEAH, AND THOSE ARE THREE OF THE REASONS I DIDN'T TELL YOU. 211 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,928 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 212 00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:03,231 MOM, ANYTIME I TRY TO DO SOMETHING 213 00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:05,773 THAT HAS TO DO WITH PERFORMING, YOU GET INVOLVED. 214 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,136 AND YOU DON'T JUST GET INVOLVED; YOU TAKE OVER. 215 00:11:08,138 --> 00:11:10,738 WELL, I'M SORRY, TEDDY. 216 00:11:10,741 --> 00:11:12,741 OKAY? I LOVE THE SPOTLIGHT. 217 00:11:12,743 --> 00:11:14,953 BUT IN FAIRNESS, 218 00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:17,075 NOT AS MUCH AS THE SPOTLIGHT LOVES ME. 219 00:11:19,449 --> 00:11:22,049 MOM, I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO NOT MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU, 220 00:11:22,052 --> 00:11:23,682 JUST THIS ONE TIME. 221 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,393 PLEASE, COULD YOU JUST BE MY MOM? 222 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,055 MOMS BRING FLOWERS, 223 00:11:28,058 --> 00:11:30,058 THEY SIT IN THE AUDIENCE AND THEY WATCH THEIR KIDS. 224 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:32,020 - WELL, I-- - QUIETLY. 225 00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:34,902 WELL... 226 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,025 I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN SUCH A TERRIBLE MOTHER. 227 00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:40,998 NO-- NO, MOM, I DIDN'T-- 228 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:46,343 I TOLD YOU THE SPOTLIGHT LOVED ME. 229 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,709 CLARK, CUT IT OUT. 230 00:11:56,947 --> 00:11:58,787 Reporter: 14 miles per hour... 231 00:11:58,789 --> 00:12:02,049 WELL, TIME TO GET SOME SLEEP, GABE. 232 00:12:02,052 --> 00:12:04,052 GOT A SNAKE TO CATCH TOMORROW. 233 00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:08,204 HEY, DAD, HAVE YOU EVER KNOCKED OUT A GRIZZLY BEAR WITH ONE PUNCH? 234 00:12:08,198 --> 00:12:10,728 WELL, LET ME THINK. 235 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,400 UH, NO. 236 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,505 YOU KNOW WHO HAS? 237 00:12:16,506 --> 00:12:18,166 QUINT. 238 00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:20,168 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 239 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:24,780 I'M READING THIS BLOG. IT'S CALLED "QUINT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD." 240 00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:26,775 MAN, IS HE TOUGH! 241 00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,447 HEY, I'M JUST AS TOUGH AS QUINT. 242 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,448 I DON'T KNOW, DAD. 243 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,080 MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE SNAKE CATCHING TO HIM. 244 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,933 I MEAN, YOU'RE AN EXTERMINATOR. 245 00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:38,856 YOU SET OFF BUG BOMBS AND RUN. 246 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:45,100 I HAVE TO RUN, GABE. IT'S GOVERNMENT MANDATED. 247 00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:55,553 TIME TO CATCH A CHICKEN THIEF. 248 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,248 SO GLAD YOU ALL COULD COME OVER, 249 00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:04,111 JUSTIN, VAL AND BIG LENNY. 250 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,915 AND WE'RE AWAY FROM WORK, 251 00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:09,788 SO WE CAN REALLY LET OUR HAIR DOWN. 252 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,159 I LET MY HAIR DOWN AT WORK ALL THE TIME. 253 00:13:12,162 --> 00:13:15,902 I LOST A SCRUNCHIE IN THE COLE SLAW ONCE. 254 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,966 COME ON, GUYS, THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO BOND, 255 00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:21,899 SHARE OUR HOPES, OUR DREAMS, 256 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,232 OUR DARKEST SECRETS. 257 00:13:24,234 --> 00:13:26,114 WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? 258 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,536 LENNY? 259 00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:29,807 ( sighs ) I'M HUNGRY. 260 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,379 GOOD START. 261 00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:34,081 NOT A SECRET, BUT GOOD START. 262 00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:37,224 IF WE'RE TELLING SECRETS, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST? 263 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,087 OKAY. 264 00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:40,819 OKAY. 265 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,250 UH, SOMETIMES 266 00:13:43,253 --> 00:13:46,263 I STEAL SUPPLIES FROM WORK. 267 00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:49,026 ANYBODY WANT TO PIGGYBACK ON THAT? 268 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,359 - I TOOK A STRAW ONCE. - YEAH YEAH. 269 00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:56,974 BUT I FELT SO BAD, I BROUGHT BACK TWO. 270 00:13:57,968 --> 00:13:59,568 ( feedback echoing ) 271 00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:01,239 - AHEM. AH... - WHAT WAS THAT? 272 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,411 - WHAT WAS WHAT? - SOUNDED LIKE FEEDBACK. 273 00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:04,953 I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 274 00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:15,494 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 275 00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:18,185 WELL, IT IS CHILDREN'S THEATER. 276 00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:20,058 I THOUGHT CHARLIE MIGHT LIKE IT. 277 00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,192 AND SHE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU. 278 00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:28,565 AW, CHARLIE, THANK YOU. 279 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,338 OKAY, COME ON, SWEETIE, LET'S GO. 280 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:33,070 OH, MOM, WAIT. UM... 281 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,083 ABOUT WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY, 282 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,505 I WAS OUT OF LINE. 283 00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:39,147 AND? 284 00:14:39,149 --> 00:14:41,909 AND I'M REALLY SORRY. 285 00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:43,212 AND? 286 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,385 THAT'S ALL I GOT. 287 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,287 OKAY. 288 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:54,119 WELL, YOU MAY NOT HAVE BEEN ENTIRELY WRONG. 289 00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:56,434 IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE 290 00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:59,266 THAT I HAVE A SMALL PROBLEM 291 00:14:59,269 --> 00:15:01,069 WITH THE SPOTLIGHT. 292 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,643 MOM, WE'RE BACKSTAGE. THE LIGHTS ARE OUT FRONT. 293 00:15:06,636 --> 00:15:10,406 THAT'S WHAT I HATE ABOUT BACKSTAGE. 294 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,310 ANYWAY, THIS IS YOUR MOMENT TO SHINE. 295 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,923 SO AS WE SAY IN THE THEATER, 296 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,316 - BREAK A LEG. - OH. 297 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,051 TERRIBLE NEWS-- FRANKLIN JUST BROKE HIS LEG. 298 00:15:25,495 --> 00:15:28,325 - HE CAN'T DO THE SHOW. - WELL, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 299 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,358 I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY TO PLAY BANKER JONES, 300 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,460 SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS THE PART. 301 00:15:35,705 --> 00:15:39,605 OKAY, I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 302 00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:50,347 YEAH, GOOD DAY TO CATCH A SNAKE. 303 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,350 YOU'RE RIGHT! 304 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:56,062 IT WAS. I CAUGHT HIM AN HOUR AGO, TOOK HIM TO THE ZOO. 305 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,556 YOU DID? 306 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,958 WELL, THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 307 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,360 CAME BACK TO DO THIS. NNNNGG! 308 00:16:08,398 --> 00:16:11,198 AW, MAN, WAS THAT QUINT? 309 00:16:11,201 --> 00:16:13,441 GREAT. SO I MISSED THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD 310 00:16:13,443 --> 00:16:15,453 BECAUSE I HAD TO GET YOUR POTATO CHIPS. 311 00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:18,705 HEY, THE POINT IS, DID YOU GET 'EM? 312 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,651 SO DID QUINT SEE THE SNAKE? 313 00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:25,523 YEAH, MATTER OF FACT, HE DID. 314 00:16:25,515 --> 00:16:28,385 AND THEN HE-- 315 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,388 AND THEN HE LEFT... 316 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,462 BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID. 317 00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:36,074 - QUINT'S AFRAID? - YEAH. 318 00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:38,526 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD 319 00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:41,228 LEAVES BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID. BUT YOU KNOW WHO ISN'T AFRAID? 320 00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:42,501 YOUR OLD MAN. 321 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,412 AND I AM PUTTING AN END TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. 322 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,236 ALL RIGHT. 323 00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:51,379 COME AND GET IT, SNAPPY! 324 00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:55,492 DAD, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 325 00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:58,315 HEY, A MAN'S GOT TO DO WHAT A MAN'S GOT-- 326 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,648 OH MAN! THIS WATER IS COLD. 327 00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:04,252 WHAT'S HE DOING OUT THERE? 328 00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:06,664 - CATCHING THE SNAKE. - WHAT? 329 00:17:06,656 --> 00:17:09,626 - DUNCAN, I WAS LYING! -WHAT? 330 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:14,059 - I DIDN'T CATCH THE SNAKE! -YES, I AM IN THE LAKE! 331 00:17:14,064 --> 00:17:16,674 - DAD, COME BACK. - I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF YOU. 332 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,506 -WHAT? - WHOA. 333 00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:21,268 IS THAT A LOG FLOATING TOWARDS HIM OR-- 334 00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:23,541 SNA-A-A-AKE! 335 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,353 SNAKE IN THE LAKE! 336 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,546 GET THE TRUCK, GET THE TRUCK, GET THE TRUCK, GET THE TRUCK! 337 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,048 GET THE TRUCK! 338 00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:33,381 LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. 339 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:38,163 A COUPLE OF SCAREDY CATS RUNNING FROM A STUPID LOG. 340 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,558 ( hissing ) 341 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,489 UH-OH. 342 00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:48,336 SO THAT'S IT? YOU LEARNED NOTHING? 343 00:17:48,338 --> 00:17:51,598 I LEARNED BIG LENNY COMBS HIS BEARD WITH A FORK. 344 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,813 SO WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHO'S STEALING THE CHICKEN. 345 00:17:55,805 --> 00:17:58,205 CORPORATE IS GOING TO BE DEVASTATED. 346 00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,408 THIS IS GOING TO HAUNT ME FOREVER. 347 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:04,150 - OH WELL! - YOU KNOW, FUNNY THING THOUGH. 348 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:07,224 AFTER THE PARTY, I CAME BACK HERE TO LOOK AT OUR SECURITY-CAMERA FOOTAGE. 349 00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:09,517 WE, UH, HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS? 350 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:14,189 YEAH. YEAH, AND IT SHOWED THIS GUY WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU 351 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,404 TAKING BOXES OF CHICKEN OUT OF THE STORAGE FRIDGE. 352 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,497 DO YOU BY CHANCE HAVE AN EVIL TWIN BROTHER? 353 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,430 I DON'T RECALL. 354 00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:27,844 THEN YOUR BROTHER PUT THE STOLEN CHICKEN IN HIS CAR. 355 00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,507 - YOU GOT THAT ON TAPE? - UH-HUH. 356 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,679 AND HERE'S THE CRAZY PART-- 357 00:18:31,681 --> 00:18:35,521 YOUR BROTHER DRIVES THE EXACT SAME CAR THAT YOU DO. 358 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,515 I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE THOUGH. I MEAN, YOU ARE TWINS. 359 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,517 ALL RIGHT! 360 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,489 QUIT TOYING WITH ME. I CONFESS. 361 00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:43,151 I STOLE THE CHICKEN 362 00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:45,463 SO I COULD OPEN MY OWN PLACE, 363 00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:48,625 "MITCH'S DISCOUNT POULTRY HUT." 364 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,128 WAIT. SO YOU DON'T HAVE A TWIN BROTHER? 365 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,531 STOP IT, KID. YOU GOT ME, ALL RIGHT? 366 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:58,744 OKAY. WELL, I'M CONFUSED. IF YOU WERE THE ONE STEALING THE CHICKEN, 367 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,138 WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO CATCH A CHICKEN THIEF? 368 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,470 I MEAN, I'M YOUR BEST MAN, RIGHT? 369 00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:05,722 I NEVER THOUGHT SOMEONE SO STUPID COULD CATCH ME. 370 00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:09,875 WELL, LOOK WHO'S STUPID NOW. 371 00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:12,579 'CAUSE I JUST CAUGHT YOU AND YOUR TWIN BROTHER. 372 00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:17,585 RIGHT? 373 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:25,341 ♪ FRANNY, SINCE I CAN'T PAY ♪ 374 00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:29,535 ♪ THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE MY SWEET FARM AWAY ♪ 375 00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:32,669 ♪ DON'T YOU WORRY, DRY YOUR EYES ♪ 376 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,652 ♪ 'CAUSE I JUST BROUGHT YOU A BIG SURPRISE ♪ 377 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,879 - ♪ WHO IS THIS? ♪ - ♪ I'M THE BANKER ♪ 378 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,192 - ♪ WITH YOUR MONEY ♪ - ♪ YOU SHOULD THANK HER ♪ 379 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,615 ♪ YOU MEAN I WON'T HAVE TO LOSE MY FARM AFTER ALL? ♪ 380 00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:52,719 ♪ ALL IT TOOK WAS ONE LITTLE CALL ♪ 381 00:19:52,722 --> 00:19:57,732 ♪ FRANNY SAVED THE FARM ♪ 382 00:19:57,727 --> 00:20:02,667 ♪ FRANNY SAVED THE FARM ♪ 383 00:20:02,672 --> 00:20:08,382 ♪ FRANNY SAVED THE FARM ♪ 384 00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:11,278 ♪ FARM! ♪ 385 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,326 WELL, CHARLIE, 386 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,898 YOU WERE A LITTLE CHICKEN. 387 00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:31,959 AND APPARENTLY SO WAS DAD. 388 00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:34,801 HEY HEY! I WAS NOT CHICKEN. 389 00:20:34,804 --> 00:20:39,674 I WAS EXITING THE LAKE IN A RAPID FASHION. 390 00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:41,739 NO, DAD, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 391 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,741 I'D RATHER HAVE A LIVE COWARD THAN A DEAD HERO. 392 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,884 OH, THANK YOU, SON. 393 00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:51,247 YEAH. LIVE HERO WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST, BUT... 394 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,420 OF COURSE. I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING TO RANK THEM, 395 00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:55,493 YOU'D WANT YOUR LIVE HERO, LIVE COWARD. 396 00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:57,485 YEAH. YOU KNOW, DEAD HERO, DEAD COWARD. 397 00:20:57,487 --> 00:20:59,627 YEAH, DEAD COWARD. THOSE GUYS ARE LOSERS. 398 00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:01,629 ( laughs ) 399 00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:02,931 HEY, DO YOU GUYS MIND? 400 00:21:02,932 --> 00:21:04,932 I'M TRYING TO DO A VIDEO DIARY HERE. 401 00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:07,744 JUST SAY "GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE" AND BE DONE. 402 00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:09,697 ( laughs ) LOOK, IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 403 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,499 IT'S-- 404 00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:14,502 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE. 405 00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:24,051 ( doorbell rings ) 406 00:21:24,053 --> 00:21:26,463 ( turns off TV ) 407 00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:33,622 HUH. 408 00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:36,934 DOWN HERE. 409 00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:41,628 OH, HEY, IT'S YOU. 410 00:21:41,631 --> 00:21:42,901 HELLO, SNAPPY. 411 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:46,912 P.J. ( hisses ) 412 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:50,406 LONG TIME,AMIGO. 413 00:21:52,582 --> 00:21:55,652 UH, YOU-- YOU LOOK WELL. 414 00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:58,445 SAVE IT! 415 00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,948 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 416 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:04,320 "SNAPPY, WHY DON'T YOU HOP IN THE LAKE 417 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,433 WHILE I GET US SOME ICE CREAM"? 418 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,358 WELL, I GOT ICE CREAM. 419 00:22:11,361 --> 00:22:14,801 BUT YOU NEVER CAME BACK. 420 00:22:14,804 --> 00:22:16,874 YOU NEVER CAME-- OH! 421 00:22:16,866 --> 00:22:21,736 OH, YUMMY YUMMY. 422 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,741 WHO IS THIS? 423 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,953 THIS IS CHARLIE, AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 424 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:30,646 - NOT EVEN A NIBBLE? SNAPPY.FOR STOPPING BY, 425 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:36,093 -( doorbell rings ) - WHO IS IT? 426 00:22:36,085 --> 00:22:38,385 ( high voice ) TOY DELIVERY FOR CHARLIE. 427 00:22:38,388 --> 00:22:40,388 GO AWAY! 30083

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