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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:09,037 - ( TV playing ) - OKAY, SO THAT'S THE TIGHT END, 2 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:10,577 AND THE GUY NEXT TO HIM IS CALLED THE SPLIT END. 3 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:13,511 ( laughs ) SPLIT END? 4 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:17,487 WHAT DO THEY CALL HIM AFTER HE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONS? ( laughing ) 5 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:23,324 YEAH, LET'S NOT WATCH FOOTBALL. 6 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,387 ( clicks ) 7 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,226 HEY, WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT PROM. 8 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,431 SO I WAS THINKING, IF YOU SHOW UP BY 6:00, 9 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,033 THEN WE CAN DO SOME PICTURES. 10 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,465 - THEN IF WE LEFT BY 6:30-- - TEDDY, HOLD ON. I HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED YOU YET. 11 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:38,072 WELL, I JUST ASSUMED. I MEAN, WE'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. 12 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,066 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I STILL THINK I SHOULD ASK YOU. 13 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,438 IT'S KIND OF HOW IT'S DONE. 14 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,475 FINE, GO AHEAD, ASK ME. 15 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:47,181 TEDDY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE PROM WITH ME? 16 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:50,615 - NO. - WAIT. WHAT? 17 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,821 WELL, FIRST YOU MAKE A WHOLE BIG DEAL OUT OF THE INVITATION, 18 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,423 THEN YOU JUST BLURT IT OUT? 19 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,315 WHERE'S THE ROMANCE, THE HEART? 20 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:59,087 MAYBE I SHOULD START OVER. 21 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,127 YEAH, I THINK THAT WOULD BE BEST. 22 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:05,530 - TEDDY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE-- - NO, NO, NO, NO. 23 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,596 GO OUTSIDE. START OVER THERE. 24 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,508 GO ON, GO ON. 25 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,480 IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, DO IT RIGHT. 26 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,254 ( doorbell rings ) 27 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,580 I'LL GET IT. 28 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,189 TEDDY DUNCAN, 29 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:31,292 WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR 30 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:34,895 OF ALLOWING ME TO ESCORT YOU TO THE PROM? 31 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,568 OH, YOU'RE TEARING UP. OH, MY GOSH. 32 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,898 OF COURSE I'LL GO WITH YOU, BABY. 33 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,004 ( gasps ) 34 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:45,435 - GOT STUCK BY A THORN, DIDN'T YOU? - UH-HUH. 35 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,676 ( theme music playing ) 36 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,511 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 37 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,176 * RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES * 38 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,875 * "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" * 39 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,647 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 40 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:00,486 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 41 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,561 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 42 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:07,164 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED * 43 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:10,295 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 44 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,301 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 45 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,703 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 46 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,574 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 47 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,614 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 48 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,309 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 49 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:23,241 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 50 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,447 * SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 51 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:29,319 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 52 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:33,290 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 53 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:37,362 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 54 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:46,666 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 55 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,700 I'M LOOKING THROUGH MY YEARBOOK, TRYING TO FIND A PROM DATE. 56 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,737 YEAH, AND I'M WATCHING HIM SO I CAN SEE WHAT MISTAKES 57 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,742 TO AVOID WHEN I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL. 58 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,975 P.J., PROM'S THIS SATURDAY. 59 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,610 YOU MIGHT WANNA HURRY UP. 60 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,676 OH, IT'S OKAY. I'VE SEEN HIS REPORT CARD. 61 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,754 HE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TWO MORE SENIOR PROMS. 62 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,663 HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CYNTHIA MARKOWSKI? 63 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,559 SHE WAS IN THE GIFTED PROGRAM AND GRADUATED EARLY. 64 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,662 STUPID SMART PEOPLE. 65 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,725 HEY, WHAT ABOUT ROBIN ROGERS? 66 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,695 - SHE'S PRETTY CUTE. - THAT'S A GUY. 67 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,773 WHO WAS YOUR DATE LAST YEAR? 68 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,505 I WENT WITH A GROUP. 69 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,611 SO NOW WE'RE CALLING EMMETT A GROUP? 70 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,284 ( doorbell rings ) 71 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,353 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEBODY OUT THERE FOR ME. 72 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:37,552 I JUST HOPE I FIND HER IN TIME. 73 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:47,328 - HI. - HI. 74 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,631 HERE'S YOUR PIZZA. 75 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,403 THANKS. 76 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,772 WITH ANY LUCK, 77 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,470 P.J. MAY HAVE JUST FOUND HIS PROM DATE. 78 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,670 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 79 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:01,276 SURE, ANYTHING. 80 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:04,409 DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY WACKY BREAD? 81 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:07,745 YEAH, IT'S GONNA TAKE A LITTLE MORE THAN LUCK. 82 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,681 GET OVER THERE. 83 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:19,456 WELL, THINGS LOOK GOOD. THE BABY'S DOING GREAT, 84 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,633 BUT I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT THE WEIGHT GAIN. 85 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,302 I REALLY HAVEN'T GAINED THAT MUCH. 86 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,731 NO, I MEAN HIM. ( laughing ) 87 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:30,601 JUST KIDDING. WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN HERE, RIGHT, MARCIA? 88 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:34,709 SO WOULD YOU LIKE A DVD OF YOUR ULTRASOUND? 89 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,712 - YES. - NO. 90 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,084 I THOUGHT WE AGREED WE WANTED TO WAIT TO FIND OUT IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL. 91 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,682 WE WANT TO BE SURPRISED. 92 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,754 I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES. I WANT TO KNOW. 93 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,753 AND THE PERSON CARRYING THE BABY 94 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,655 THINKS IT'S BETTER NOT TO KNOW. 95 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,458 WE'D LIKE TO BE SURPRISED. 96 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,761 PUT THIS IN THE DUNCAN FILE, PLEASE. 97 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,333 THAT'S OKAY. 98 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,803 WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW. 99 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,870 AS LONG AS OUR BABY BOY IS HEALTHY, RIGHT, DOC? 100 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,340 MM. 101 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,769 I MEAN, THE MAIN THING IS THAT OUR BABY GIRL 102 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,914 IS DOING GREAT, RIGHT, DOC? 103 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,778 BOB, HONEY, THE MAN'S NOT AN IDIOT. 104 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,909 HE HAS A MEDICAL DEGREE. RIGHT, DOC? 105 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,894 THANKS. 106 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,359 THAT WAS A REALLY FUN FIRST DATE. 107 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:22,759 TAYLOR, IN MY EXPERIENCE, 108 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,760 YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH MINI GOLF. 109 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,862 P.J., I KNOW WE JUST MET, 110 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,734 BUT CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 111 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,502 OKAY, BUT NOTHING TOO HARD, 'CAUSE THIS DATE'S GOING REALLY WELL. 112 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:34,372 MY SENIOR PROM IS THIS SATURDAY, 113 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:37,772 AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO WITH ME. 114 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,905 - UH-OH. - TOO HARD? 115 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,640 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 116 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,845 IT'S JUST MY SENIOR PROM IS ALSO THIS SATURDAY. 117 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,508 I WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT, 118 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,917 AND I WAS GONNA ASK YOU. 119 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,379 OH. 120 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:53,648 BUT YOU ASKED ME FIRST, SO YES. 121 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,687 OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE SAID YES. 122 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,434 YES! 123 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,559 - THEN IT'S A DATE? - ABSOLUTELY. 124 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,804 WAIT, WHOSE PROM ARE WE GOING TO? 125 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,870 MINE, I THINK. 126 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,868 - YEAH, YEAH. - YEAH. 127 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,670 AND AFTER THE BABY'S BORN, 128 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,935 MOMMY AND DADDY WILL BRING IT HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL. 129 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:17,414 BUT WHEN DO THEY TAKE IT BACK? 130 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:19,945 CHARLIE, THEY DON'T TAKE THE BABIES BACK. 131 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,950 I KNOW. I TRIED WITH GABE. 132 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,687 TEDDY, THERE YOU ARE. 133 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:29,589 HEY, LISTEN, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'VE PICKED OUT A PROM DRESS YET. 134 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,863 NO, I REALLY NEED TO GO SHOPPING. 135 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,932 OR NOT. 136 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,831 MOM, I NEED TO BUY A DRESS. 137 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,703 I CAN'T JUST WEAR SOMETHING FROM MY CLOSET. 138 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,001 MAYBE NOT YOUR CLOSET. 139 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,712 I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING. 140 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,838 LET ME TELL YOU A STORY 141 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:49,714 THAT SEEMED TRAGIC AT THE TIME, 142 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,453 BUT IS NOW FINALLY GONNA HAVE A HAPPY ENDING. 143 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,520 I REALLY DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING. 144 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,949 THE YEAR WAS 1988, 145 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,545 AND A YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL AMY BLANKENHOOPER 146 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:03,918 WAS ON HER WAY TO THE PROM WITH HER THIRD CHOICE BOB DUNCAN. 147 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:09,002 BUT ALAS, ALL WOULD NOT TURN OUT AS AMY HAD PLANNED. 148 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:12,869 KNOWING THIS STORY WOULD GO ON FOR A WHILE, 149 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,940 TEDDY SAT DOWN. 150 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,868 BOB DIDDLEBOCK, AMY'S FIRST CHOICE, 151 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,965 TOOK HIS DATE OUT FOR STEAK. 152 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:24,007 BOB DUNCAN HAD A COUPON FOR THE SHRIMP BUCKET. 153 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,683 ANYWAY, IT WAS AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT NIGHT, 154 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,745 AND AMY TRIED TO KEEP UP WITH BOB, 155 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,253 WHICH WAS HER SECOND MISTAKE. 156 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,715 A MISTAKE THAT HER BEAUTIFUL PROM DRESS 157 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,885 WOULD PAY FOR DEARLY. 158 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,029 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING-- 159 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,531 DID YOU PUKE ON YOUR PROM DRESS? 160 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,633 WELL, IN 1988, WE CALLED IT "HURLING." 161 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,895 EWWW. 162 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:49,974 NOW THIS SAD LITTLE STORY IS FINALLY GONNA HAVE A HAPPY ENDING. 163 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,943 TEDDY, DON'T YOU SEE? 164 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,912 I SAVED THAT PROM DRESS ALL THESE YEARS 165 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:56,011 SO THAT YOU COULD WEAR IT TO YOUR PROM. 166 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,653 I'LL GO GET IT. 167 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,648 MOM, YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO-- 168 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,520 - ( Teddy gasps ) - BA-BAM! 169 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,080 ( gasps ) 170 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,963 TEDDY, WHEN THIS DRESS GOES TO THE PROM, 171 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:12,829 IT'LL ALMOST BE LIKE I FINALLY GET TO GO TO THE PROM. 172 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,960 ( sighs ) 173 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,666 I WISH IT WERE YOU. 174 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,037 AND, CHARLIE, 175 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:24,809 MAYBE YOU CAN WEAR THIS TO YOUR PROM, TOO. 176 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,968 NO, THANK YOU, MOMMY. 177 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:35,980 OKAY. WHATCHA DOING, DAD? 178 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,086 OH, JUST THINKING ABOUT THE NEW BABY. 179 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,019 YEAH, I LIKE TO DO MY THINKING UPSTAIRS, 180 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,324 JUST IN CASE SOMEONE WANTS TO COME DOWN HERE, 181 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,986 PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES OR SOMETHING. 182 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,656 YOU KNOW, ALL I WANT TO KNOW 183 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,997 IS IF IT'S GONNA BE A BOY OR A GIRL. 184 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,102 BUT YOUR MOTHER WANTS TO BE SURPRISED. 185 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,805 WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT AND THEN NOT TELL MOM? 186 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,838 YOU HAVE A BRAIN OF YOUR OWN, RIGHT? 187 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,779 OF COURSE I DO. 188 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:06,051 IT'S JUST THAT YOUR MOTHER'S BRAIN DOESN'T LIKE IT 189 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:09,019 WHEN MY BRAIN GOES OFF ON ITS OWN. 190 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,951 DAD, YOU CAN'T JUST DO WHATEVER MOM TELLS YOU TO DO. 191 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:16,687 YOU HAVE TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. 192 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:20,364 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO CALL THE DOCTOR AND YOU HAVE TO DEMAND TO KNOW. 193 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,903 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. - RIGHT? 194 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,000 - I MEAN, I AM THE BABY'S FATHER. - YES, YOU ARE. 195 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:28,972 YES, I DO HAVE SOME RIGHTS. 196 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,041 HELLO. MARCIA, BOB DUNCAN. 197 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,913 I DON'T WANNA BOTHER THE DOCTOR. I WAS JUST-- COULD YOU-- 198 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,614 FOR ME, COULD YOU JUST TAKE A LITTLE LOOK-SEE IN OUR FILE 199 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,177 AND JUST TELL ME IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BOY OR A GIRL? 200 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:47,151 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 201 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,117 OKAY, SURE. 202 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,886 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DID SHE SAY? 203 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,894 WOULD I PLEASE HOLD WHILE SHE CALLS YOUR MOTHER? 204 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,628 WELL, FACE IT, DAD. 205 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,598 YOUR BRAIN'S NO MATCH FOR MOM'S. 206 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:08,108 BUT LUCKY FOR YOU, I HAVE A PLAN. 207 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,881 IS IT AN EVIL PLAN? 208 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,080 NO, NO, NO. 209 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,982 IT'S A PLAN THAT HELPS THE POOR. 210 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,754 OF COURSE, IT'S AN EVIL PLAN. 211 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:19,153 I DON'T KNOW. 212 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,916 OH, COME ON. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT. 213 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,185 ISN'T THAT WHY YOU CAME TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE? 214 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,694 YEAH. 215 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,813 ( doorbell rings ) 216 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,043 - WOW! YOU LOOK GREAT. - SO DO YOU. 217 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,146 - COME ON IN. - OKAY. 218 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,680 HERE WE ARE. 219 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:52,917 - WHAT IS THIS? - IT'S THE PROM. 220 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,423 YOUR PROM IS HERE IN YOUR HOUSE? 221 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,785 YEAH, I'M HOMESCHOOLED. 222 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,726 HUH. 223 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,096 SO THIS IS THE WHOLE PROM? 224 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,706 JUST YOU AND ME 225 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,180 AND SOME OLD LADY? 226 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,178 OH, THAT'S MY GRANDMA. 227 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,710 SHE'S ALSO THE DJ. 228 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,977 WHY'S SHE WEARING A SOMBRERO? 229 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,245 BECAUSE THE THEME OF THE PROM 230 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,015 IS "SOUTH OF THE BORDER." 231 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,858 OH, OKAY, THAT MAKES SENSE. 232 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,030 FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD. 233 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,829 HOLA, KIDS! 234 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,131 LET THE FIESTA BEGIN. OLE! 235 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,733 P.J., THIS IS MY MOM. 236 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,126 - HI. - HI. 237 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,267 AND MY BIOLOGY TEACHER AND MY HISTORY TEACHER 238 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,212 - AND MY MATH TEACHER. - ALL RIGHT, PICTURE TIME. 239 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:48,008 NOW SMILE. IT'S FOR THE YEARBOOK. 240 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,781 ( camera shutter clicks ) 241 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,150 ( dance music playing ) 242 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,123 I KNOW THIS IS A LITTLE UNUSUAL. 243 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,285 I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU I WAS HOMESCHOOLED. 244 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,055 MIGHT HAVE BEEN GOOD INFORMATION TO HAVE. 245 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,955 OH, EXCUSE ME. 246 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:18,074 WELL, AT LEAST IT'S NOT GETTING ANY WEIRDER. 247 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:21,105 ( doorbell rings ) 248 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,976 HI-- YEE! 249 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,986 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 250 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,262 I, UH-- 251 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,190 UH-- 252 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:43,026 NO, RELAX, I'VE GOT A DIFFERENT DRESS HIDDEN IN THE BUSHES. 253 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,128 WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT ONE? 254 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,337 ( gasps ) 255 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,209 TEDDY, YOU ALMOST LOOK AS BEAUTIFUL 256 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,309 IN THAT DRESS AS I DID. 257 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,154 NEVER MIND. 258 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:02,019 OKAY, PICTURE TIME. 259 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:05,349 OKAY, BACK IT UP. YOU'RE CRUSHING THE RUFFLES. 260 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,221 - ( camera shutter clicks ) - GOOD ONE. 261 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,286 OKAY, OVER HERE. OVER HERE. 262 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,364 OVER HERE. CHIN DOWN, SPENCER. 263 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,233 ( camera shutter clicks ) 264 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,302 OKAY, MOM, COME ON, WE HAVE TO GO. 265 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,170 OKAY, HAVE FUN. OH, WAIT! WAIT. 266 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,269 I ALMOST FORGOT. I HAVE A SURPRISE. 267 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,101 THE MATCHING HAT! 268 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,106 OH! 269 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:31,340 OH, NOW MY HEAD CAN BE AS LUCKY AS THE REST OF ME. 270 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:44,088 - HEY, EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU DR. KARP? - YES. 271 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,164 HI, I'M GABE DUNCAN. 272 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,333 - OH! - NICE TO MEET YOU. 273 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,000 AND THIS IS CHARLIE. 274 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,929 YOU KNOW, WE'RE HERE BECAUSE SHE'S HAVING A HARD TIME 275 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,395 WITH THE NEW BABY THING. 276 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,935 HEY, CHARLIE, 277 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,310 HERE'S THE MAN WHO CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY AGAIN. 278 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,339 TALK TO HIM. 279 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,084 WILL I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER OR LITTLE BROTHER? 280 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,651 AWWW, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 281 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,079 SHE SAID, "A WITTLE SISTO OR WITTLE BRUDDER." 282 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,316 WHO CAN SAY NO TO THAT? 283 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,350 I COULD. 284 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,155 WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR WOULD I BE IF I TOLD YOU WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS' PERMISSION? 285 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,358 A DOCTOR WHO'S GOT A LITTLE EXTRA WALKING AROUND MONEY, 286 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,161 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 287 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,163 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 288 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,325 I'LL BE IN THE EXAM ROOM. 289 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,895 GABE, GET THE DVD. IT'S IN THE FILE. 290 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,366 OKAY. HEY. 291 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,144 HEY, CHARLIE, IF YOU GO FIND THE DOCTOR, 292 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:36,043 I'LL GIVE YOU SOME CANDY, OKAY? 293 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:39,046 - OKAY. - OKAY, COME ON. 294 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,179 FIND HIM. 295 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,052 OH, NO! 296 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,354 MY "WITTLE SISTO" HAS RUN INTO THE EXAM ROOM! 297 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,957 SHE CAN'T GO IN THERE. 298 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,098 "DALEY, DAVIS." OH, "DUNCAN." GOT IT. DAD, COME ON. 299 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,476 OH, THERE YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE DICKENS. 300 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,282 WHERE'S MY CANDY? 301 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,475 CANDY. 302 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:21,147 FOR RUNNING AWAY? OH, I DON'T THINK SO. 303 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,958 COME ON. 304 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,998 SO HOW DO I LOOK? 305 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:35,372 AMAZING. YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE. 306 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,072 WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 307 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,144 LET'S GET IN THERE AND LET PEOPLE SEE ME. HUH? 308 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,442 - ( cell phone beeps ) - OH, WHO'S TEXTING ME? 309 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,275 OH, IT'S P.J. 310 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,111 - Well, here's my prom night. - ( dance music playing ) 311 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,078 Turns out Taylor is homeschooled. 312 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,459 So what was supposed to be the greatest night of my life 313 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,388 is now the strangest. 314 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,394 But I guess I shouldn't complain. 315 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,327 I was voted prom king. 316 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,733 POOR P.J. 317 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,036 IT'S HIS SENIOR PROM AND HE'S MISERABLE. 318 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,139 YEAH, THAT'S A SHAME. 319 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,571 OKAY, LET'S GO IN. 320 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,078 DR. KARP, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DUNCAN DVD? 321 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,184 - I CAN'T FIND IT. - AMY DUNCAN? 322 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,476 NO, ANGELA DUNCAN. 323 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,587 THE ONE WHO'S HAVING TRIPLETS. 324 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,431 AWWW, MAN, I'M NEVER GETTING MY OWN ROOM. 325 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,770 HEY, LOOK OUT, EVERYONE. 326 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,572 THIS PROM'S OFFICIALLY BEEN CRASHED! 327 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:48,584 - Spencer: YEAH, ALL RIGHT! - YEAH, UH-HUH! 328 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,438 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 329 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,206 WE GOT YOUR TEXT 330 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,584 AND YOUR PROM LOOKED SO UNIQUE... 331 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,053 - RIGHT. - THAT WE JUST HAD TO COME. 332 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,423 YEAH, WHAT A RELIEF TO BE AWAY FROM ALL THOSE NOISY PEOPLE, 333 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,491 LAUGHING AND HAVING FUN. 334 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,490 THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER. 335 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,459 TEDDY, YOU GAVE UP YOUR PROM FOR ME? 336 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,395 OH, PLEASE. 337 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:14,330 GOING TO PROM AT REGULAR SCHOOL IS SO LAST YEAR. 338 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,167 THANK YOU. 339 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:19,443 Amy: HELLO, P.J., ARE WE IN THE RIGHT PLACE? 340 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,472 WHAT'S MOM DOING HERE? 341 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,808 DID YOU SEND THAT TEXT TO EVERYBODY? 342 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,013 YEAH, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 343 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,554 GRANDMA WAS GETTING KINDA HANDSY DURING THE SLOW DANCE. 344 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:31,150 SHE CAN'T SEE ME IN THIS DRESS. IS THERE ANOTHER WAY OUT OF HERE? 345 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,154 - THERE'S A DOOR AROUND THE BACK. - OKAY, I'M GONNA GO CHANGE. 346 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,416 - COVER FOR ME. - WAIT-- 347 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,358 - HI, EVERYONE. - HEY, HEY! 348 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,333 MOM, DAD, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 349 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,362 WELL, WE COULDN'T GO TO OUR PROM, 350 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,597 SO WE THOUGHT, WHY NOT GO TO YOURS? 351 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,472 AWW, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. 352 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,870 - Spencer: HEY, THERE. - HEY, SPENCER, 353 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,612 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHERE'S TEDDY? - ( stammers ) I DON'T KNOW. 354 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:56,479 SHE'LL BE BACK IN, LIKE, THREE MINUTES. 355 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,879 - YEAH, SPEAKING OF THREE, HONEY, WE REALLY NEED TO TALK. - Teddy: I'M BACK! 356 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,451 I'M BACK. HI. 357 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,881 ( chuckles ) 358 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,446 WHY IS YOUR DRESS ON BACKWARDS? 359 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,518 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, MOM, THE TRUTH IS 360 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,458 THE REASON WHY I DIDN'T WANNA WEAR THIS DRESS 361 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:17,363 IS BECAUSE I-- I JUST DON'T LIKE IT. 362 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,197 WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? 363 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,873 ON-- ON ME. 364 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,571 SEE, THE PROBLEM WITH SUCH 365 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,143 A BEAUTIFUL DRESS 366 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:30,444 IS THAT IT ONLY WORKS ON YOU. 367 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,584 NO ONE CAN DO JUSTICE TO THIS DRESS LIKE YOU, MOM. 368 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,423 TEDDY, TEDDY, TEDDY, TEDDY. 369 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,492 HONEY, IF YOU ARE SUGGESTING 370 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,921 THAT I PUT THAT DRESS AND THIS HAT ON 371 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,687 BECAUSE WE ARE AT A PROM AT THIS VERY MOMENT, 372 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,157 WELL, THE ANSWER WOULD BE A RESOUNDING OKAY. 373 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,698 LET'S GO CHANGE. 374 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,303 OKAY. 375 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,305 ( dance music playing ) 376 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,576 YOU DON'T MIND BEING HERE? 377 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,715 AS LONG AS I'M WITH YOU, I DON'T CARE WHERE WE ARE. 378 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,621 AWWW. HEY, TAKE A SEAT, GRANDMA. 379 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,664 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 380 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,360 I HOPE I GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN, 381 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,666 BUT I DON'T KNOW, I'M OFF TO COLLEGE SOON. 382 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,769 - WHERE YOU GOING? - THE REC ROOM. 383 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,635 HONEY, THIS PROBABLY ISN'T WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING 384 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,606 TO HEAR AT YOUR PROM, BUT YOU REMEMBER THE ULTRASOUND 385 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,376 - WE DECIDED NOT TO LOOK AT? - YES. 386 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,645 - I LOOKED. - WHAT?! OH, BOB. 387 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,554 DON'T TELL ME, OKAY? I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE HAVING. 388 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:50,516 - WELL, CAN I AT LEAST TELL YOU HOW MANY WE'RE HAVING? - WHAT? 389 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,487 HONEY, WE'RE HAVING TRIPLETS. 390 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,296 OH, COME ON, WHY WOULDN'T THE DOCTOR TELL ME? 391 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,759 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I SAW THEM. 392 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,527 ONE, TWO, THREE. 393 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,998 YOU MEAN... 394 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,706 SEVEN KIDS. 395 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,437 WOW. 396 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,776 I THINK I'M GONNA HURL. 397 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,811 - ( retches ) - OH! 398 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:19,652 WOW! LOOK AT THAT. SHE HIT THE EXACT SAME SPOT. 399 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,686 OKAY, HONEY, 400 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,821 LET'S GET YOU TO THE NURSE. 401 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:36,335 Well, Charlie, they say you never forget your prom, 402 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,769 but I'm gonna try real hard. 403 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,514 P.J., where you going all dressed up? 404 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,283 Taylor's graduation. Back in, like, 20. 405 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:52,285 Turns out, good news, Mom's not really having triplets. 406 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,819 Oh, and I took Mom's prom dress 407 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,764 to the dry cleaners, where it got destroyed. 408 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,790 Cost me 10 bucks extra. You'll thank me for it later. 409 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,866 What did you just say? 410 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,469 Wish me good luck, Charlie. 411 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,079 HEY, DR. KARP, 412 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,823 WELL, MY GRANDMOTHER HAS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK YOU. 413 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:27,450 - HEY, GRANDMA. - WELL, HELLO! 414 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,689 YOU'RE GRANDMA DUNCAN? 415 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,364 OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL ME GLADYS? 416 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,625 ANYWHO, I AM DYING TO KNOW 417 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,495 IF MY NEW GRANDCHILD 418 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,743 IS A BOY OR A GIRL. 419 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,369 I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU. 420 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:49,843 ( sighs ) DR. KARP-- 421 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:53,606 - MOM? - OH, HELLO, SON. 422 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,616 SO SHE REALLY IS YOUR-- 423 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,489 YEAH, PRETTY FREAKY, ISN'T IT? 424 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:02,388 ( sighs ) WELL, DOCTOR, OUT WITH IT. 425 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,662 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU. 426 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,899 THE NEW BABY IS GOING TO BE A... 427 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,699 ( music plays ) 30635

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