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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,478 --> 00:00:09,578 GABE, BE TOTALLY HONEST. 2 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:11,640 FOR A PREGNANT WOMAN, 3 00:00:11,642 --> 00:00:13,042 I'M REALLY SMOKING, AREN'T I? 4 00:00:13,044 --> 00:00:14,324 BA-BAM! 5 00:00:16,547 --> 00:00:20,687 YEAH. I THINK SILENCE IS MY BEST OPTION HERE. 6 00:00:22,393 --> 00:00:23,653 OKAY. WELL, I'M OFF TO YOGA. 7 00:00:23,654 --> 00:00:26,704 OH HEY, BEFORE YOU GO-- 8 00:00:26,697 --> 00:00:29,197 THIS SILLY OLD THING. 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,330 CAN I GET A QUICK SIGNATURE FOR THIS THING FOR SCHOOL? 10 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,513 A SCHOOL THING? OH. 11 00:00:34,505 --> 00:00:36,505 I HOPE THIS ISN'T ANOTHER NOTE FROM YOUR PRINCIPAL. 12 00:00:36,507 --> 00:00:39,167 OH, LOOK AT THAT. YES, THAT'S INTERESTING. 13 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:42,040 IT'S GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE "DEAR MRS. DUNCAN" IS A STAMP. 14 00:00:43,574 --> 00:00:47,384 ( sighs ) YOU RELEASED A BAG OF CRICKETS IN THE LIBRARY? 15 00:00:48,579 --> 00:00:51,719 - WHY? - CRICKETS ARE NOISY. 16 00:00:51,722 --> 00:00:52,722 THE LIBRARY IS QUIET. 17 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:56,085 YOU TRY THINGS. 18 00:00:56,087 --> 00:00:58,627 LET'S SEE. I COULD TRY THINGS LIKE GROUNDING YOU, 19 00:00:58,629 --> 00:01:00,629 - CUTTING YOUR ALLOWANCE-- - WOW, MOM, 20 00:01:00,631 --> 00:01:02,791 NOW THAT I'M GETTING A BETTER LOOK AT YOU, 21 00:01:02,793 --> 00:01:05,303 YOU ARE SMOKING. 22 00:01:05,296 --> 00:01:08,296 - YOU REALLY THINK SO? - YEAH. 23 00:01:08,299 --> 00:01:10,539 FORGET IT, MISTER. YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME. 24 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:12,671 YOUR FATHER AND I WILL DISCUSS YOUR PUNISHMENT LATER. 25 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,153 ( sighs ) ALL RIGHT, FINE, 26 00:01:14,145 --> 00:01:17,105 - BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO SIGN THIS. - ( sighs ) 27 00:01:17,108 --> 00:01:19,678 WISH I HAD A STAMP. 28 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,780 ( theme music playing ) 29 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:24,593 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 30 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,355 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 31 00:01:26,357 --> 00:01:29,217 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 32 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:31,120 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 33 00:01:31,122 --> 00:01:32,722 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 34 00:01:32,723 --> 00:01:34,733 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 35 00:01:36,127 --> 00:01:39,227 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 36 00:01:39,230 --> 00:01:42,400 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 37 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:44,413 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 38 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:46,105 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 39 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,776 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 40 00:01:48,779 --> 00:01:50,609 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 41 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,411 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 42 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:55,353 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 43 00:01:55,346 --> 00:01:57,586 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 44 00:01:57,588 --> 00:02:01,418 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 45 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:05,432 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 46 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:09,357 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 47 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,169 ( Teddy laughs ) 48 00:02:20,171 --> 00:02:22,211 I'M SO GLAD WE'RE BACK TOGETHER. 49 00:02:22,213 --> 00:02:23,913 I KNOW. ME TOO. 50 00:02:23,914 --> 00:02:25,654 YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE WHEN WE'RE HAPPY, 51 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,616 - THE WHOLE WORLD IS HAPPY. - RIGHT. 52 00:02:27,618 --> 00:02:30,448 - GUESS AGAIN. - OH HEY! 53 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,921 WOULDN'T IT BE FUN IF WE HAD ONE OF THOSE CUTE COUPLE NICKNAMES 54 00:02:32,923 --> 00:02:34,393 WHERE WE COMBINE OUR TWO NAMES? 55 00:02:34,385 --> 00:02:35,885 - LIKE BRANGELINA. - YEAH YEAH YEAH. 56 00:02:35,886 --> 00:02:37,556 RIGHT, OKAY. SO... 57 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,428 SPENCER AND TEDDY. 58 00:02:40,431 --> 00:02:44,271 OH, WE COULD BE "SPENDY"! DO YOU LIKE SPENDY? 59 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:47,395 I'D LIKE FOR SPENDY TO HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A CLUB. 60 00:02:48,339 --> 00:02:50,339 ( clears throat ) WELL, I GOTTA GO-- 61 00:02:50,341 --> 00:02:51,571 - BASKETBALL PRACTICE. - ALL RIGHT. 62 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,272 SEE YA LATER, SPENDY. 63 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,854 I LIKE IT. 64 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,477 IVY, WHY ARE PEOPLE GIVING ME DIRTY LOOKS? 65 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,480 HMM, IT COULD BE ANYTHING REALLY-- 66 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:02,512 YOUR PANTS, YOUR SHIRT, 67 00:03:02,513 --> 00:03:04,423 THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A JINX, YOUR HAIR. 68 00:03:04,415 --> 00:03:05,955 WAIT. WHOA WHOA. OKAY, GO-- GO BACK. 69 00:03:05,956 --> 00:03:07,816 I'M A JINX? WHY WOULD PEOPLE THINK THAT? 70 00:03:07,818 --> 00:03:10,288 WELL, EVER SINCE YOU AND SPENCER GOT BACK TOGETHER, 71 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,261 THE BASKETBALL TEAM HASN'T WON A GAME. 72 00:03:12,263 --> 00:03:13,923 BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS. IVY, COME ON. 73 00:03:13,924 --> 00:03:16,874 - YOU DON'T THINK I'M A JINX, DO YOU? - WELL, I DON'T, 74 00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:18,467 BUT THE BASKETBALL TEAM DOES, 75 00:03:18,469 --> 00:03:20,199 THE COACH DOES, THE SCHOOL NURSE, THE JANITOR-- 76 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,700 I AM NOT A JINX! 77 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,432 IF ANYTHING, I'M GOOD LUCK. 78 00:03:23,434 --> 00:03:25,444 ( clatters ) 79 00:03:27,378 --> 00:03:29,478 ( softly ) SORRY. 80 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:40,349 HEY, LOOKING GOOD, CHARLIE. 81 00:03:40,351 --> 00:03:41,921 I KNOW, DADDY. 82 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:47,534 YEAH, YOU ARE YOUR MOTHER'S DAUGHTER, ALL RIGHT. 83 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,758 OH, I'M NEXT! I'LL TAKE THE RACE CAR. 84 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,930 HEY, P.J., P.J. 85 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,632 ( chuckles ) MANAGER ASKED ME TO TALK TO YOU. 86 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,514 - ABOUT WHAT? - COME HERE. 87 00:03:57,508 --> 00:04:00,308 HE SEEMS TO THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE OLD TO SIT IN THE RACE CAR. 88 00:04:00,311 --> 00:04:01,711 ALL RIGHT. I'LL SIT ON THE ELEPHANT, 89 00:04:01,712 --> 00:04:03,542 BUT MY ENGINE NOISES WON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 90 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:07,354 ( sighs ) HEY. 91 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,248 YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE. 92 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,979 YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO A REAL BARBERSHOP. 93 00:04:10,981 --> 00:04:14,391 BUT REAL BARBERSHOPS DON'T GIVE OUT STICKERS AND LOLLIPOPS. 94 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:18,886 MAYBE YOU CAN HOLD OFF ON THE VOTING FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 95 00:04:18,889 --> 00:04:21,559 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE I GET MY HAIR CUT. 96 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,392 UH, NO THANKS. 97 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,968 YOU'RE 18. 98 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,899 TIME TO LEAVE THE ORANGE BALLOON AND GROW UP. 99 00:04:32,943 --> 00:04:35,783 - ( sighs ) - ( laser noises ) 100 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,506 OH, GREAT, RUB IT IN MY FACE. 101 00:04:43,414 --> 00:04:45,324 CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT GABE DID? 102 00:04:45,316 --> 00:04:46,686 NO, I CAN'T. 103 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:49,517 I MEAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS WHEN YOU TRANSPORT CRICKETS 104 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,290 YOU DON'T USE A BAG, YOU USE A LIGHTLY-VENTILATED BOX. 105 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:56,004 FOCUS! BOB, WE HAVE TO PUNISH HIM. 106 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,596 ( sighs ) MAN, HE'S BEEN A HANDFUL LATELY. 107 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,029 I KNOW. 108 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,470 WELL, AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE IT AS BAD AS MY FRIEND PAM. 109 00:05:02,473 --> 00:05:04,543 SHE'S ONE OF THE PREGNANT GALS IN MY YOGA CLASS. 110 00:05:04,535 --> 00:05:06,975 SHE HAS A SON GABE'S AGE WHO'S SO OUT OF CONTROL 111 00:05:06,977 --> 00:05:09,377 THEY'RE SENDING HIM TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 112 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:11,440 Bob: MILITARY SCHOOL? 113 00:05:11,442 --> 00:05:13,582 IT'S THE ONLY WAY, BOB. YOU CAN'T HAVE 114 00:05:13,584 --> 00:05:15,694 A TROUBLEMAKER LIKE HIM AROUND WITH A NEW BABY ON THE WAY. 115 00:05:17,788 --> 00:05:21,048 STILL, I MEAN, ISN'T THAT KINDA HARSH FOR A KID GABE'S AGE? 116 00:05:21,051 --> 00:05:22,721 WHAT HE NEEDS IS DISCIPLINE, 117 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:25,463 AND THAT'S WHAT A SCHOOL LIKE GRAYSTONE ACADEMY CAN GIVE HIM. 118 00:05:27,658 --> 00:05:31,558 YEAH, I GUESS. HEY, DOES HE KNOW IT'S HAPPENING? 119 00:05:31,562 --> 00:05:33,862 NO, THE TRICK IS NOT TO TELL HIM. 120 00:05:33,864 --> 00:05:36,474 THEN ONE DAY YOU SAY, "HEY, BUDDY, GET IN THE CAR. 121 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:38,937 WE'RE GOING FOR ICE CREAM." THEN OFF YOU GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 122 00:05:40,571 --> 00:05:43,671 - WOW. I DON'T KNOW IF I-- - IT'S DONE, BOB. 123 00:05:43,674 --> 00:05:45,854 AND WHAT DO YOU CARE? IT'S NOT LIKE HIM LEAVING 124 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,816 IS GONNA AFFECT YOUR LIFE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. 125 00:05:49,079 --> 00:05:50,519 YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 126 00:05:58,389 --> 00:06:01,059 EXCUSE ME, QUICK QUESTION: 127 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:04,031 DO YOU GIVE OUT PRIZES WITH YOUR HAIRCUTS? 128 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:07,604 YEAH, IF I NICK YOU, YOU GET A FREE BANDAGE. 129 00:06:07,598 --> 00:06:09,468 THAT'S A JOKE, RIGHT? 130 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,870 OKAY. 131 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,852 WOW, I'VE REALLY GOT TO CUT DOWN ON THE COFFEE. 132 00:06:16,507 --> 00:06:17,947 ( chuckles nervously ) YOU KNOW, 133 00:06:17,948 --> 00:06:20,548 I'M ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT LETTING IT GROW OUT ANYWAYS. 134 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:23,151 - ( yells ) SYD! - HI. 135 00:06:23,153 --> 00:06:25,723 - HEY. - HAVE A SEAT. 136 00:06:25,716 --> 00:06:27,756 WELL, SINCE I'M HERE. 137 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:32,020 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - I'M P.J. 138 00:06:32,022 --> 00:06:34,062 SO WHAT KIND OF CUT WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? 139 00:06:34,064 --> 00:06:36,104 UH, WELL, 140 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,126 NORMALLY I GO FOR THE HANDSOME PRINCE, 141 00:06:38,128 --> 00:06:41,528 BUT TODAY I'M THINKING ABOUT CHANGING TO THE SPORTY RASCAL. 142 00:06:41,532 --> 00:06:45,442 WELL, P.J., I THINK IT'S TIME WE GAVE YOU MORE OF AN ADULT LOOK. 143 00:06:45,436 --> 00:06:48,636 HOW ABOUT WE GO... 144 00:06:48,639 --> 00:06:50,839 SHORTER ON THE SIDES 145 00:06:50,841 --> 00:06:53,541 AND THEN WE CAN LAYER IT ON TOP? 146 00:06:53,544 --> 00:06:55,524 OKAY. 147 00:06:56,787 --> 00:06:59,517 OR WE COULD GO SHORTER ON TOP 148 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,120 AND THEN LEAVE IT FULLER IN THE BACK. 149 00:07:02,493 --> 00:07:04,733 WHATEVER TAKES THE LONGEST. 150 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,195 COME ON, LET'S GET YOU SHAMPOOED. 151 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,730 WE'RE GONNA GET ME SHAMPOOED. 152 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:21,810 OKAY, DON'T SUGARCOAT IT. 153 00:07:21,812 --> 00:07:24,652 DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT I'M A JINX? 154 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:25,915 YES. 155 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,018 BOY, NO SUGAR THERE. 156 00:07:31,522 --> 00:07:33,482 TEDDY, I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? IT'S ONE OF THOSE, 157 00:07:33,484 --> 00:07:36,164 - YOU KNOW, SPORTS SUPERSTITION THINGS. - BUT IT'S SO STUPID. 158 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,226 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT EVERYONE BELIEVES IT. 159 00:07:38,228 --> 00:07:41,688 WELL, THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CONVINCE THEM THAT I'M NOT A JINX. 160 00:07:41,692 --> 00:07:44,602 - HOW DO WE DO THAT? - YOU COULD PLAY BETTER. 161 00:07:46,236 --> 00:07:48,996 THAT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 162 00:07:50,501 --> 00:07:52,641 I GUESS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A SUGARCOAT EITHER. 163 00:07:53,844 --> 00:07:56,014 I'VE GOT IT-- WE HAVE TO BREAK UP. 164 00:07:56,006 --> 00:07:59,046 - WHOA. BREAK UP? - WE DON'T NEED TO BREAK UP FOR REAL. 165 00:07:59,049 --> 00:08:00,679 WE'LL FAKE BREAK UP, 166 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,051 THE TEAM WILL THINK THE JINX IS GONE, 167 00:08:02,052 --> 00:08:04,182 THEY'LL RELAX, YOU GUYS CAN WIN AGAIN. 168 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,794 THAT COULD WORK. 169 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,886 OKAY, SO WHAT'S OUR STORY? 170 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:11,018 - WHY ARE WE BREAKING UP? - I MET SOMEONE ELSE. 171 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:14,701 - OKAY, BUT WHO? - SERGE LeFLEUR. 172 00:08:15,766 --> 00:08:17,666 - EXCUSE ME? - SERGE WAS 173 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:19,868 MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND WHEN I WAS EIGHT. 174 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:22,670 HE-- HE HAD A VELVET BERET 175 00:08:22,673 --> 00:08:24,273 AND RODE A UNICYCLE. 176 00:08:25,676 --> 00:08:29,776 SO YOUR IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND WAS A MIME. 177 00:08:30,681 --> 00:08:33,511 YEAH, A MIME WHO COULD MAKE A LAYUP. 178 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,753 HEY! 179 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,888 YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS-- 180 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:42,750 MOM AND DAD ARE SENDING ME TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 181 00:08:42,753 --> 00:08:45,163 OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE! 182 00:08:45,155 --> 00:08:47,555 WELL, MAYBE FOR YOU, 183 00:08:47,558 --> 00:08:49,528 BUT I JUST DOUBLED MY LIVING SPACE. 184 00:08:50,561 --> 00:08:51,831 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 185 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,732 WHAT, DID I GET THE MATH WRONG? 186 00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:56,735 I MEAN, I KNOW I'VE BEEN BAD, 187 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,037 BUT HOW CAN THEY JUST SEND ME AWAY? 188 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,809 WELL, YOU GOTTA HAND IT TO MOM AND DAD-- 189 00:09:00,811 --> 00:09:01,941 WHEN YOU'RE ADDING A NEW KID, 190 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,312 YOU KINDA WANNA GET RID OF AN OLD ONE. 191 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,015 WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU'LL BE LEAVING FOR COLLEGE SOON. 192 00:09:08,018 --> 00:09:11,718 ( laughs ) GABE, EVERYONE KNOWS I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 193 00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:13,182 RIGHT, CHARLIE? 194 00:09:13,183 --> 00:09:15,263 - TRUE DAT. - P.J.: MMM. 195 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,887 THEY'RE SENDING ME TO SOME PLACE CALLED GRAYSTONE ACADEMY. 196 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:23,130 - GRAYSTONE ACADEMY. - ( keyboard clicks ) 197 00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:25,073 AH, FOUND IT. "GRAYSTONE ACADEMY: 198 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:28,065 - BREAKING BOYS' SPIRITS SINCE 1873." - ( Gabe groans ) 199 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:33,270 OKAY, THERE-- THERE HAS GOTTA BE SOME WAY OUT OF THIS. 200 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:36,053 WELL, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THINKING OF THINGS. 201 00:09:36,046 --> 00:09:37,906 OKAY, GO ON. 202 00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:40,778 NO, THAT'S IT. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THINKING OF THINGS. 203 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,211 I'VE GOT IT. 204 00:09:42,212 --> 00:09:44,892 I'LL JUST START BEHAVING BETTER. 205 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,055 IF I SHOW MOM AND DAD HOW GOOD I CAN BE, 206 00:09:47,057 --> 00:09:48,817 THEN THEY'LL NEVER SEND ME AWAY. 207 00:09:48,819 --> 00:09:50,259 JUST ONE PROBLEM: 208 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:52,860 YOUR PLAN REQUIRES YOU TO BE GOOD. 209 00:09:52,863 --> 00:09:55,303 ( inhales sharply ) YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE IN THAT. 210 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,665 WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEARN. IT'S EITHER THAT 211 00:09:58,669 --> 00:10:01,129 - OR I'M OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL. - BYE-BYE, GABE. 212 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,780 HEY, WHAT WERE YOU DREAMING LAST NIGHT? 213 00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:15,653 - YOU KEPT KICKING ME. - I DREAMT YOU WERE SNORING. 214 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,618 OH, GOOD MORNING. 215 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,119 TABLE FOR TWO? 216 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,963 - WHAT'S ALL THIS? - YOU MADE US BREAKFAST? 217 00:10:25,956 --> 00:10:28,326 NOT JUST ANY BREAKFAST, DAD. 218 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,798 THREE EGGS FILLED WITH PANCAKES, 219 00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:34,362 BACON AND COLD PIZZA. 220 00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:39,867 YOU MADE ME A BOBLETTE? 221 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:43,910 AND, MOM, A HEALTHY BREAKFAST FOR YOU-- 222 00:10:43,914 --> 00:10:45,254 OATMEAL AND FRESH FRUITS. 223 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,845 OKAY, I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU DID RIGHT NOW, MISTER. 224 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,978 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 225 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:51,820 I JUST REALIZED WHAT GREAT PARENTS I HAVE. 226 00:10:51,822 --> 00:10:54,252 THIS IS THE BEST BOBLETTE I'VE EVER HAD. 227 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,434 GABE, SERIOUSLY, I WANNA KNOW... 228 00:10:57,427 --> 00:11:00,857 WHERE YOU GOT BLUEBERRIES, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN SEASON. 229 00:11:03,033 --> 00:11:04,903 I'LL BE BACK LATER TO DO THE DISHES. 230 00:11:04,895 --> 00:11:06,695 OH AND, DAD, 231 00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:08,967 I MADE YOU LUNCH. 232 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,271 I STILL THINK HE'S UP TO SOMETHING. 233 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,753 OH, DEAR LORD, HE MADE ME A BOB-WICH. 234 00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:24,451 TEDDY, WE HAVE TO TALK RIGHT NOW. 235 00:11:24,454 --> 00:11:27,224 - ABOUT WHAT? - ABOUT YOU CHEATING ON ME. 236 00:11:27,217 --> 00:11:29,287 WELL, I DON'T ACTU-- 237 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,319 ( clears throat ) 238 00:11:31,321 --> 00:11:33,261 ( yells ) DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS HERE, 239 00:11:33,263 --> 00:11:35,803 IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?! 240 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,467 ( normal voice ) YOU WERE SAYING? 241 00:11:39,469 --> 00:11:42,899 - I HEARD YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME. - Crowd: OH. 242 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,703 SOMEONE SAW YOU WITH-- 243 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,484 WITH SARGE LeFLOO. 244 00:11:47,477 --> 00:11:50,307 YOU MEAN SERGE LeFLEUR? 245 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,010 THE HANDSOME, DASHING FRENCH BOY 246 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,793 WHO DOESN'T GO TO OUR SCHOOL? 247 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,186 YEAH, THAT GUY. 248 00:11:57,187 --> 00:12:00,187 - ( cellphone rings ) - OH, HOLD ON. 249 00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:04,450 OOPS. OH, BONJOUR, MON PETIT CHOU-CHOU. CA VA? 250 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,257 THIS IS AWKWARD. 251 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:13,100 ( bell rings ) 252 00:12:14,304 --> 00:12:16,374 ( clears throat ) 253 00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:19,066 - ( whispers ) GOOD BREAK-UP. - ( whispers ) YOU TOO. 254 00:12:25,515 --> 00:12:28,345 - HELLO, AGAIN. - P.J., WHAT'S UP? 255 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,078 I NOTICED THIS MORNING THAT MY SIDEBURNS ARE A LITTLE UNEVEN. 256 00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:34,022 - THEY ARE? - UH-HUH. 257 00:12:36,226 --> 00:12:38,256 THERE, NOW THEY'RE EVEN. 258 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:43,790 YEAH, BUT THIS IS KINDA MY NATURAL HEAD POSITION. 259 00:12:43,794 --> 00:12:46,444 IT MAKES ME SEEM FOLKSY. 260 00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:48,836 OKAY, HAVE A SEAT. 261 00:13:01,411 --> 00:13:05,161 DONE! NOW YOU'RE FOLKSY AND EVEN. 262 00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:13,561 HEARD THE NEWS! UP TOP! 263 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:19,026 - WHAT NEWS? - YOU DROPPED HIM LIKE HE'S HOT, 264 00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:20,799 - EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT! - OH. 265 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,330 IVY, WE'RE ACTUALLY-- 266 00:13:22,332 --> 00:13:24,132 - WE'RE NOT REALLY-- - I COULDN'T BELIEVE 267 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,344 YOU GOT BACK WITH THAT DOG IN THE FIRST PLACE. 268 00:13:26,336 --> 00:13:28,076 SPENCER AND I ARE STILL TOGETHER. 269 00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:29,538 YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. 270 00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:32,409 - I LOVE DOGS. - YEAH. 271 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,852 YEAH, SEE, WE STAGED THE BREAK-UP. 272 00:13:34,845 --> 00:13:36,445 AFTER THEY WIN THE GAME TONIGHT, 273 00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:38,046 WE'LL TELL EVERYONE WE'RE STILL TOGETHER 274 00:13:38,048 --> 00:13:39,518 AND THEY'LL KNOW I WAS NEVER A JINX. 275 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,319 - AH. - HEARD THE NEWS! 276 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,222 UP TOP! 277 00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:48,925 - WE'RE STILL TOGETHER. - YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. 278 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,008 "JUST BECAUSE. 279 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:02,210 LOVE, GABE." 280 00:14:03,473 --> 00:14:06,283 HE MUST'VE DONE SOMETHING REALLY REALLY BAD. 281 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,418 HAS ANYONE SEEN MRS. DABNEY LATELY? 282 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:16,192 OR MAYBE WE'RE MISREADING THIS. 283 00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:20,456 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - HONEY, MAYBE GABE HAS FINALLY TURNED THAT CORNER. 284 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,531 AND MAYBE WE SHOULD BE GIVING HIM 285 00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:25,643 SOME POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT. 286 00:14:25,635 --> 00:14:30,265 WELL, I GUESS IF HE'S TRYING TO BE A GOOD KID, 287 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,570 WE COULD TRY TO BE GOOD PARENTS. 288 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,345 NEW TERRITORY FOR ALL OF US, HUH? 289 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:42,209 HEY, BUDDY. 290 00:14:42,212 --> 00:14:43,652 COME ON, GET IN THE CAR. 291 00:14:43,653 --> 00:14:45,223 GET IN THE CAR? WHY? 292 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:47,415 - WE'RE GOING FOR ICE CREAM. - NO! 293 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:51,319 NO ICE CREAM! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! 294 00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:54,562 OKAY. UH, YOGURT? 295 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,165 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE 296 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,627 AND I'M NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THIS! 297 00:14:58,628 --> 00:15:01,568 - GET BACK! I WON'T GO! - HEY, WHOA WHOA! HEY, GABE! 298 00:15:01,571 --> 00:15:04,531 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 299 00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:06,584 ( laughs ) MILITARY SCHOOL? 300 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:09,306 DON'T DENY IT! I OVERHEARD YOU TWO TALKING IN THE KITCHEN. 301 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:13,181 OH, YOU THOUGHT-- 302 00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:15,623 YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE LEAVING TODAY. 303 00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:21,117 YOUR DEPARTURE DATE IS STILL BEING DETERMINED. 304 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,691 MM-HMM. 305 00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:25,602 IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW YOU BEHAVE, RIGHT, BOB? 306 00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:27,595 RIGHT. 307 00:15:27,597 --> 00:15:30,527 ( sighs ) I DON'T WANNA GO TO GRAYSTONE ACADEMY. 308 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,600 I WANT MY SPIRIT TO BE BROKEN AT HOME 309 00:15:33,603 --> 00:15:35,373 BY THE PEOPLE I LOVE. 310 00:15:38,568 --> 00:15:41,238 WELL, I GUESS I COULD CALL COLONEL... 311 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,342 KLINK... 312 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,515 AND TELL HIM THAT WE MIGHT RECONSIDER. 313 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,019 OH, THANK YOU. 314 00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:54,652 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 315 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,164 NOW... 316 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,656 THERE'S A BATHROOM UPSTAIRS THAT'S NOT GONNA CLEAN ITSELF. 317 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,588 OKAY, I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT. 318 00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:11,468 WH-WHA-WHAT-- WHAT'S GOING ON? 319 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,401 - WHO IS THIS? - UMM, MY 4:30 APPOINTMENT. 320 00:16:14,404 --> 00:16:17,714 WHY DON'T YOU HEAD BACK TO THE SHAMPOO STATION AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE? 321 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,578 SH-SHAMPOO? 322 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,750 I THOUGHT THAT WAS OUR THING. 323 00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,712 P.J., YOU'RE NOT MY ONLY CLIENT. 324 00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:28,086 OH, SO NOW I'M JUST A CLIENT? 325 00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,689 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN JUST A CLIENT. 326 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:35,731 FINE. TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME. 327 00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,725 JERRY, GIMME A SHAVE, PLEASE. 328 00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:40,597 SURE, KID. HAVE A SEAT. 329 00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:47,744 - ( chattering ) - ( applause ) 330 00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:50,407 - OH HEY, T. - OH HELLO, IVY. 331 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,340 ( loudly ) OH, I GUESS YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD 332 00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:54,042 THAT SPENCER AND I BROKE UP. 333 00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:57,254 SO MY NEW BOYFRIEND SERGE WAS BUSY, 334 00:16:57,247 --> 00:17:00,087 AND I DECIDED I'D COME AND SUPPORT THE TEAM. 335 00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:02,791 WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? 336 00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:05,462 OH, IVY, THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY TALK, 337 00:17:05,455 --> 00:17:07,795 ESPECIALLY NOW THAT I'M NOT A JINX. 338 00:17:07,797 --> 00:17:10,297 YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG GAME. 339 00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:17,674 IF SPENCER MISSES THIS SHOT, WE LOSE. 340 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,537 - ( whistle tweets ) - ( buzzer sounds ) 341 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,409 - ( cheering ) - OH! OH YES! 342 00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:24,342 YES YES YES! 343 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,724 - WHOO-HOO! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 344 00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:28,345 I'M TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD WE'RE STILL TOGETHER! 345 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,578 WE NEVER BROKE UP! 346 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:34,820 AND SINCE WE WON, I'M NOT A JINX! HA! 347 00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:37,555 - TEDDY. - HMM? 348 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,357 THE SCORE IS TIED. 349 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,090 Teddy: OH. 350 00:17:42,092 --> 00:17:44,062 MY BAD. 351 00:17:45,695 --> 00:17:49,395 - ( sighs ) - I HAVE TO MAKE THIS FOUL SHOT TO WIN. 352 00:17:49,399 --> 00:17:51,269 OKAY. YEAH, CARRY ON. 353 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:55,181 GOOD LUCK. NO PRESSURE. 354 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,180 IF HE MISSES THIS, I WOULD NOT WANNA BE YOU. 355 00:18:06,556 --> 00:18:09,256 ( dramatic music playing ) 356 00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,677 - ( cheering ) - YES! 357 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,781 - NOW? - NOW. 358 00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:47,764 - GOOD MORNING. - OH, GOOD MORNING. 359 00:18:47,757 --> 00:18:50,727 THE PRESENTATION JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. 360 00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:55,242 WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT ON THE MENU TODAY? 361 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:58,405 I'M HOPING FOR A BREAKFAST BOB-URRITO. 362 00:18:58,408 --> 00:19:00,868 ALL RIGHT. 363 00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:02,440 VOILA. 364 00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:06,883 THERE'S NOTHING HERE. WHAT'S GOING ON? 365 00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:08,746 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON. 366 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:12,648 I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH ON GRAYSTONE ACADEMY. 367 00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:15,733 THERE IS NO COLONEL KLINK. 368 00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:22,428 THAT'S BECAUSE HE WAS REPLACED BY CAPTAIN KIRK. 369 00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:26,503 COME ON, GUYS. YOU WERE JUST MESSING WITH ME. 370 00:19:26,496 --> 00:19:28,666 YOU WERE NEVER GONNA SEND ME TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 371 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,868 ( sighs ) NO, WE WEREN'T, 372 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,870 BUT WE COULD. 373 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,402 NO, YOU CAN'T. 374 00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:37,284 NO MATTER HOW MUCH TROUBLE I GET INTO, 375 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,777 YOU GUYS LOVE ME TOO MUCH. 376 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,779 I'D LOVE YOU A LITTLE MORE 377 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,912 IF YOU MADE ME A BREAKFAST BOB-URRITO. 378 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:50,856 AND A BOWL OF OATMEAL WITH THOSE YUMMY BLUEBERRIES. 379 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,820 ALL RIGHT, COMING RIGHT UP. 380 00:19:52,822 --> 00:19:54,922 OH, BUT FIRST 381 00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:58,404 I'M GONNA NEED YOU GUYS TO SIGN THIS. 382 00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:08,314 Well, Charlie, Gabe's not going to military school, 383 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,338 and I'm no longer considered a jinx, 384 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,910 so everything's looking good here. 385 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,292 - ( chuckles ) - Hey, Charlie. 386 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,317 Well, almost everything. 387 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:21,990 What happened? 388 00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:24,651 Jerry, my barber, is what happened. 389 00:20:24,654 --> 00:20:27,834 - It looks painful. - You should see my legs. 390 00:20:33,863 --> 00:20:36,313 ( chuckles ) 391 00:20:36,306 --> 00:20:37,936 And you're related to him, 392 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,607 so good luck, Charlie. 393 00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:45,823 ( crowd cheering ) 394 00:20:48,418 --> 00:20:50,278 ( whistle tweets ) 395 00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:55,893 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER. 396 00:20:55,885 --> 00:20:57,625 I WAS ON A DATE. 397 00:20:57,627 --> 00:20:59,887 OH, WITH WHO? 398 00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:02,659 SERGE LeFLEUR. ( chuckling ) 399 00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:06,373 YOU KNOW HE'S IMAGINARY, RIGHT? 400 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,336 UH, DON'T LISTEN TO HER, BABY. 401 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:13,300 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT UNICYCLE? 402 00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:14,743 TAKE IT OUTSIDE. 403 00:21:17,046 --> 00:21:19,646 YOU GOT HERE JUST IN TIME. IF SPENCER MAKES THIS SHOT, 404 00:21:19,649 --> 00:21:21,349 WE WIN THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP. 405 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:32,359 - Crowd: OH! - ( whistle tweets ) 406 00:21:35,365 --> 00:21:37,295 NOT IN MY HOUSE. 29789

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