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( theme music plays )
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OKAY, KIDS, LISTEN UP.
FAMILY MEETING.
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- WITHOUT MOM?
- WELL, IT'S ABOUT YOUR MOM.
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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT
HER PREGNANCY.
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OH, I WANT TO GO FIRST.
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I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE
GONNA STOP AFTER ONE KID.
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I WAS HOPING TWO.
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- THREE.
- FOUR.
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ANYWAY...
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WE HAVE REACHED
THAT WONDERFUL MOMENT
IN YOUR MOTHER'S PREGNANCY
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WHEN SHE GETS UNCOMFORTABLE.
AND WHEN YOUR MOTHER
IS UNCOMFORTABLE...
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- Kids: WE'RE UNCOMFORTABLE.
- EXACTLY.
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THE THIRD TRIMESTER IS WHEN
YOUR MOM GETS A LITTLE...
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- SCARY?
- MEAN?
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- NASTY?
- ICKY?
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SO UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE,
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WHENEVER YOUR MOTHER
ASKS YOU SOMETHING,
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THE ANSWER IS "YES."
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WHAT IF SHE ASKS ME
IF MY NAME IS RALPH?
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- WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?
- WHY WOULDN'T SHE DO THAT?
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( grumpy )
MORNING.
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- IT IS A GOOD MORNING.
- THAT IS SO YOUR COLOR.
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- YES!
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- YES, WHAT?
- YES!
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ER, NO!
I MEAN-- NO.
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MY NAME IS RALPH!
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WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?
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OH, JUST RALPH
BEING RALPH.
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SO HOW ARE YOU
FEELING, HONEY?
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'CAUSE YOU LOOK
TERRIFIC.
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- SHUT UP, BOB.
- YES!
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HEY, CHARLIE,
THE BASEMENT IS A MESS.
AFTER BREAKFAST,
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- I WANT YOU TO GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND PICK UP YOUR TOYS.
- NO!
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WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
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YES!
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( theme music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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( groans )
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ANOTHER GREAT DAY
AT SUPER ADVENTURE LAND.
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EIGHT SHOWS IN THE HOT SUN
FOR MINIMUM WAGE?
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- WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT?
- IT'S SARCASM, SPENCER.
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HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE:
YOU SMELL DELIGHTFUL.
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YOU'RE A LITTLE RANK YOURSELF,
CINDER-SMELLA.
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- I'M SO GLAD
WE'RE BACK TOGETHER.
- ME TOO.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
WE NEED TO DO?
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- WE NEED TO GET INTO
ONE OF THE INDOOR SHOWS.
- OH, WITH AIR CONDITIONING.
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OH, I HEARD THAT
THERE'S AN OPENING
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IN PATRIOTIC PLAZA TO PLAY
GEORGE AND MARTHA WASHINGTON.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
- I OVERHEARD BETSY ROSS
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IN THE BATHROOM.
SHE WAS IN THE STALL
NEXT TO HARRIET TUBMAN.
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I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN
ABE LINCOLN'S IN THE STALL.
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THE HAT.
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ANYWAYS SO, UM,
GEORGE AND MARTHA WASHINGTON
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WERE FIRED BECAUSE
THEY CALLED IN SICK
WHEN THEY WEREN'T.
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SO THE FATHER OF OUR COUNTRY
CAN TELL A LIE.
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( laughs )
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THAT WAS VERY WITTY.
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THANKS.
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YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING
THE SARCASM, ARE YA?
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( knocks )
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SOMEBODY'S BEEN STEALING
MY NEWSPAPERS.
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HEY, MRS. DABNEY.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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SOMEBODY'S BEEN STEALING
MY NEWSPAPERS.
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YOU STILL GET THE PAPER?
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NOWADAYS MOST PEOPLE GET
THEIR NEWS ON THE INTERNET.
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THE INTER WHAT?
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THE INTERNET.
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YOU KNOW, THE INFORMATION
SUPER-HIGHWAY.
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STOP TALKING GIBBERISH.
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WHERE IS MY NEWSPAPER?
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WE DON'T HAVE
YOUR NEWSPAPER.
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ALL RIGHT, ALMOST DONE
WITH MY SCHOOL PROJ--
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HEY, MRS. DABNEY.
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE
THE NEWSPAPER THIEF.
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NO, I'M NOT
THE ONLY GUILTY ONE HERE.
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- IT WAS A TWO-MAN JOB.
- ( toilet flushes )
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OKAY, WHO WANTS
THE SPORTS SEC--
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HEY, MRS. DABNEY.
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TELL ME MORE ABOUT
THIS INTERNET.
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BOB, WE'VE GOTTA TALK.
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YOU PEOPLE STOLE MY PAPER.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
TO DO ABOUT IT?
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- WE NEED TO MOVE.
- WORKS FOR ME.
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HERE YOU GO.
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- WHAT'S THIS?
- IT'S THE BUSINESS CARD
OF A REAL ESTATE AGENT.
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I'VE BEEN CARRYING THAT AROUND
SINCE GABE WAS BORN.
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( laughs )
I KNEW THIS
SWEET DAY WOULD COME.
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- HALLELUJAH!
- ( bangs )
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BEEN CARRYING
THAT AROUND TOO.
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UM, HONEY,
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WHY DO WE
HAVE TO MOVE?
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I WENT IN THE BACKYARD.
THERE WAS CAT POOP ON THE LAWN.
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- I'LL START PACKIN'.
- HOLD ON.
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WE'RE HAVE TO MOVE
BECAUSE SOME CAT
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- DID HIS BUSINESS ON THE LAWN?
- OH, LET ME FINISH.
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OKAY, THE CAT MADE ME
THINK THAT IT WOULD
BE NICE
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TO HAVE A PET SOMEDAY.
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AND THEN I THOUGHT,
WE DON'T HAVE ROOM
FOR A PET!
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AND THEN I REALIZED
WE DON'T HAVE ROOM
FOR A BABY.
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I MEAN, HE OR SHE SHOULD
HAVE THEIR OWN ROOM, RIGHT?
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EXCUSE ME,
I'M NOT CLEAR-- ARE WE
MOVING OR GETTING A PET?
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WE NEED A NEW HOUSE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOB?
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UM, WELL, WE--
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HEY, DAD, WHAT WAS THAT THING
YOU WERE TELLING US EARLIER?
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WHEN MOM ASKS US
A QUESTION WE SAY...?
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I WILL DEAL
WITH YOU LATER.
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NO NO, IT WASN'T THAT.
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HONEY, LOOK, I UNDERSTAND
YOUR FEELINGS.
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WE DO NEED MORE ROOM.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M ON IT.
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- GOOD BOY.
- IF WE ARE GOING DOWN
THE PET ROAD,
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COULD WE GET A MONKEY?
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'CAUSE I HAVE THIS
LITTLE COWBOY HAT
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THAT I HAVE NEVER KNOWN
WHAT TO DO WITH.
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SHALL WE REHEARSE
FOR OUR AUDITION,
MR. WASHINGTON?
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HIT IT, MRS. WASHINGTON.
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( harpsichord music
playing )
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MANY YEARS AGO,
AFTER THE WAR WAS WON...
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- WE NEEDED A LEADER.
- HOW 'BOUT WASHINGTON?
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HE WAS JUST THE MAN
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TO TAKE
HIS COUNTRY FARTHER.
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- AND THE WOMAN BEHIND HIM...
- WAS HIS LOVING WIFE MARTHA.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
GENERAL GEORGE?
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I'M OFF TO FIGHT
AT VALLEY FORGE.
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BUT FIRST I'LL LEAD THEM
'CROSS THE WATER.
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THAT'S WHAT PUT HIM
ON THE QUARTER!
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SO LONG, MY DEAR,
I'LL MISS YOUR SMILE.
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HERE, WHY DON'T YOU
KEEP IT AWHILE?
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( clacking )
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- WE'RE THE WASHINGTONS.
- THE WASHINGTONS.
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♪ THE WASHA WASHA WASHA
WASHINGTONS! ♪
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AND STRAIGHT AND STRAIGHT
AND LEFT AND LEFT
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AND OKAY,
OPEN YOUR EYES.
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- OOH.
- TA-DAH!
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WHAT IS IT?
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- IT'S THE NEW BABY'S ROOM!
- DO YOU LOVE IT, MOM?
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WE SPENT ALMOST
AN HOUR ON IT.
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SO THE BABY WILL
BE SLEEPING
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UNDER THE STAIRS.
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LIKE HARRY POTTER?
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HEY,
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HARRY POTTER, NOW HE HAD
SOME FUN ADVENTURES, HUH?
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HUH? SAY SOMETHING GOOD
ABOUT HARRY POTTER.
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QUIDDICH!
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HONEY, LOOK--
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YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK,
HOW EASY IT'S GONNA BE
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TO PULL THE BABY
OUT OF THE CRIB, HUH?
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- ALMOST TOO EASY!
- ( thuds )
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THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN
IN REAL LIFE.
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YOU'VE DROPPED 'EM BEFORE,
YOU'LL DROP 'EM AGAIN.
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HEY, MOM, CHECK THIS OUT.
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IF THE BABY GETS FUSSY,
CALM THE LITTLE MUNCHKIN
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WITH AN OCEAN VIEW.
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HEY!
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NEW HOUSE, BOB.
GOT IT?
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UH-OH. SHARK!
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( doorbell rings )
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- WHAT'S ALL THIS?
- EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER
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THROWN, SHOT OR FIRED
INTO MY HOUSE.
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OH-- BOY, YOU WERE
A DISAPPOINTMENT.
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WHY ARE YOU GIVING
ALL THIS STUFF BACK?
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GABE, NOW THAT
YOU'RE MOVING AWAY,
I'VE BEEN THINKING:
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YOU AND I HAVE HAD
OUR DIFFERENCES,
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BUT THE TRUTH IS
YOU'VE MADE MY LIFE
MORE INTERESTING.
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YOU'VE KEPT ME YOUNG.
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I HAVEN'T DONE
A VERY GOOD JOB.
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THERE'S THAT SENSE OF HUMOR
I'LL MISS SO MUCH.
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HEY, IT'S MY FAVORITE
BASEBALL CAP.
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REMEMBER WHEN
YOU LOST THAT?
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YEAH, I WAS TRYING TO PLANT
A STINK BOMB IN YOUR FLOWER BED.
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( both sigh )
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YOU KNOW, MRS. DABNEY,
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
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THAT'S THE FIRST NICE MOMENT
WE'VE EVER SHARED.
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BYE, NOW.
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WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
WHAT'S THE BIG SURPRISE?
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THIS IS
YOUR NEW HOUSE!
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- WHAT?
- WE'RE REALLY MOVING?
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BUT I LOVE
OUR OLD HOUSE.
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YOU'LL LIKE THE NEW HOUSE
EVEN MORE.
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- CAN'T WE AT LEAST
TALK ABOUT THIS?
- WE JUST DID.
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- SO WE SOLD
OUR OLD HOUSE ALREADY?
- NOPE!
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STILL OWN THAT ONE.
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NORMALLY YOU SELL
THE OLD HOUSE FIRST.
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BUT NOW WE OWN
TWO HOUSES. YAY.
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AND IN THIS HOUSE,
EVERYONE GETS
THEIR OWN ROOM.
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( gasps )
DO I FINALLY GET
OUT OF THE BASEMENT?
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YOU SURE DO.
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UH, HERE YOUR BEDROOM IS ON...
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LEVEL B-1!
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UGH, MAN,
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IT'S KINDA HOT IN HERE.
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WHY ARE YOU ALL
STARING AT ME?
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WHY IS MY CAP
FULL OF HAIR?
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I KNOW WHERE
YOUR CAP GOT IT.
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AHH!
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DABNEY!
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I GOT HIM.
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CHARLIE, YOU LIKE
YOUR NEW HOME, DON'T YOU?
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NO, MOMMY!
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CHARLIE!
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IS SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND?
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OR SHOULD I SAY
NOT ON YOUR MIND?
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YOU PUT HAIR REMOVAL GOO
IN MY CAP!
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THAT WAS FOR STEALING
MY NEWSPAPERS.
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AND THE FUNNY PART IS
I GOT THE IDEA ON THE INTERNET.
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THIS ISN'T OVER.
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OH, BUT I THINK IT IS.
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YOU'RE MOVING AWAY
AND I GET THE LAST LAUGH.
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00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:16,836
HA HA HA!
225
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,207
NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
THE LAST LAUGH!
226
00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:22,169
I'M GETTING THE LAST LAUGH!
AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS:
227
00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,782
- HA HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA HA!
228
00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:27,445
- HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA!
229
00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:37,856
HA!
230
00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:41,489
WE HAVE A COMPLICATED
RELATIONSHIP.
231
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,535
( doorbell rings )
232
00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:52,069
HI.
I JUST GOT YOUR TEXT.
233
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,372
- YOU'RE MOVING?
- YEAH.
234
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,014
WE ARE.
I'M KINDA SAD ABOUT IT.
235
00:12:57,007 --> 00:12:58,507
I'M GONNA MISS
THIS PLACE.
236
00:12:58,508 --> 00:13:00,878
UM, WELL,
237
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,781
HERE'S SOME MORE
BAD NEWS.
238
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,892
SUPER ADVENTURE LAND
CALLED--
239
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,885
OH, AND WE DIDN'T
GET IT?
240
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,057
ACTUALLY,
YOU DIDN'T GET IT.
241
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:13,520
BUT YOU DID?
OH, BUT DID YOU TELL THEM
242
00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:16,073
THAT YOU WEREN'T GONNA
DO THE SHOW WITHOUT ME?
243
00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:21,569
WELL, I WAS GONNA,
244
00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:25,911
BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
REALLY HOT NEXT WEEK, SO--
245
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:29,806
OH GREAT.
SO I'M STUCK KISSING
A SWEATY FROG.
246
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,839
- PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
- SO WHO'S PLAYING
MARTHA WASHINGTON?
247
00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:37,354
- SANDY SUPER.
- WHO?
248
00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:40,287
MILT SUPER'S NIECE.
YOU KNOW, THE GUY WHO FOUNDED
SUPER ADVENTURE LAND.
249
00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:42,520
WAIT, IS SANDY SUPER
250
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,932
THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL
WHO'S ALWAYS STARING AT YOU
251
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,295
AND ASKING YOU OUT
AND PRETENDING
I DON'T EXIST?
252
00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:50,257
- SO YOU DO KNOW HER.
- OH.
253
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:53,360
WELL, MAYBE THE NEW FROG
WILL BE REALLY CUTE TOO.
254
00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:55,113
ACTUALLY,
255
00:13:55,105 --> 00:13:59,135
THEY'RE GIVING
THAT PART TO THE GUY
WHO RUNS THE TILT-A-WHIRL.
256
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,309
GREASY JOE?
257
00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:05,452
- AFRAID SO.
- DON'T YOU HAVE
TO HAVE TEETH
258
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:09,345
- TO PLAY A FROG?
- AFRAID NOT.
259
00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:19,586
TWO HOUSE PAYMENTS.
260
00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:23,931
( moans )
261
00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:25,904
HEY, DAD,
262
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:28,966
CAN I--
263
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,869
WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOUR EYE?
264
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,601
YOUR MOTHER HAS IDEAS.
265
00:14:33,603 --> 00:14:35,913
EXPENSIVE IDEAS.
266
00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:38,246
THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL JUST LOOK
AT THE OTHER EYE.
267
00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:42,611
SO, DAD, QUICK QUESTION,
268
00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:45,422
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
IT WOULD TAKE
TO DIG A PIT?
269
00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:47,985
- HOW BIG A PIT?
- EH, I DON'T KNOW.
270
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,418
ABOUT AS TALL AND AS WIDE
AS MRS. DABNEY.
271
00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:54,972
GABE, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
272
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,395
- HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
- IS IT GONNA COST ME ANY MONEY?
273
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,397
- NO.
- HAPPY DIGGING.
274
00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:08,506
WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
GENERAL GEORGE?
275
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,378
I'M OFF TO FIGHT
AT VALLEY FORGE.
276
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:12,380
BUT FIRST I'LL LEAD THEM
'CROSS THE WATER.
277
00:15:12,382 --> 00:15:14,642
TAKE ME TOO,
I THINK YOU OUGHTER.
278
00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:21,990
- TEDDY?
- WHO'S TEDDY?
279
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:23,652
I'M BEN FRANKLIN.
280
00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:27,103
UH, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, BEN?
281
00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:29,957
YEAH, YOU'RE NOT
IN THIS SHOW.
282
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,960
SHE MEANS
THIS PART OF HISTORY.
283
00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:36,444
OH, GEORGE, GEORGE,
284
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,936
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DIDN'T
GO TO VALLEY FORGE
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00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,338
TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY.
286
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,470
YOU WENT BECAUSE
YOU AND MARTHA
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00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:46,253
WERE HAVING
♪ PROBLEMS. ♪
288
00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:52,548
- WHAT?
- SO YOU TURNED
TO YOUR BEST FRIEND,
289
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,962
BEN FRANKLIN,
WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU.
290
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,355
- NO, HE DIDN'T.
- OH YES, HE DID.
291
00:16:00,991 --> 00:16:03,631
THEN MARTHA WAS COMFORTED
BY THOMAS JEFFERSON,
292
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:06,443
PLAYED IN THIS PERFORMANCE
BY GREASY JOE.
293
00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:08,166
( gasps )
294
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,598
OH JOE!
295
00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:13,371
JOE!
296
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,753
QUIT GUMMIN' ON THAT CORNDOG
AND GET OUT HERE!
297
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,006
( groans )
298
00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:24,151
AND THAT'S HOW AMERICA
GOT STARTED.
299
00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:26,024
( chuckling )
300
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,733
- C'MON, CHARLIE.
- NO!
301
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:38,665
- WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
- WE'VE GOT A SITUATION.
302
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:40,498
SOMEONE IS REFUSING
TO PACK.
303
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,670
OH, CHARLIE HONEY, YOU HAVE
TO PACK YOUR TOYS SO WE CAN
TAKE THEM TO THE NEW HOUSE.
304
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,143
NO!
I'M STAYING!
305
00:16:48,138 --> 00:16:51,078
YEAH, ACTUALLY I KINDA
WANT TO STAY HERE TOO.
306
00:16:51,081 --> 00:16:53,341
P.J., YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
307
00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:56,353
BUT I HAVE SO MANY GREAT
MEMORIES AT THIS HOUSE.
308
00:16:56,346 --> 00:17:00,546
LIKE, WHEN I GOT MY HEAD
STUCK IN THE SWING SET.
309
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,592
HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA
GET YOUR HEAD STUCK
310
00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:07,034
IN LOTS OF PLACES
AT THE NEW HOUSE.
311
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,598
PROMISE?
312
00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:15,742
I REALLY HOPE
THIS ONE'S ANOTHER GIRL.
313
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,135
OKAY, CHARLIE,
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
314
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,738
TO GET YOU
IN A NEW HOUSE TODAY?
315
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,469
- PONY.
- DONE.
316
00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:22,641
BOB!
317
00:17:25,615 --> 00:17:27,745
HEY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED
IN THERE?
318
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,047
WELL, I THINK WE FOUND OUT
319
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,749
THAT SANDY'S
NO GOOD AT IMPROV.
320
00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:36,433
TEDDY, ARE YOU REALLY
JEALOUS OF SANDY SUPER?
321
00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:38,486
NO, WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS
322
00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,788
OF SOMEBODY WHO'S CUTE
AND SMART
323
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:43,160
AND RICH?
324
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:46,203
LOOK, TEDDY, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
325
00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:49,436
THERE'S NO ONE IN THE WORLD
WHO I'D RATHER BE WITH
THAN YOU.
326
00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:51,769
- REALLY?
- REALLY.
327
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,201
( sighs )
328
00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,684
GEORGE WASHINGTON,
329
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,206
YOU'RE THE BEST BOYFRIEND
I'VE EVER HAD.
330
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:03,850
AND YOU'RE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND
I EVER HAD, BEN FRANKLIN.
331
00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:06,223
OH, COME HERE.
332
00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:08,856
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT ELECTRICITY.
333
00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:10,618
OH YEAH.
334
00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:19,126
Well, Charlie, this is it:
335
00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:22,329
our last few moments
on Edgewood Drive.
336
00:18:22,332 --> 00:18:24,832
I gotta say
I'm gonna miss this place.
337
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,844
Come on, Teddy,
let's go.
338
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,610
I'll edit that out
later.
339
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,612
Well, see you
at the new house.
340
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,594
Good luck, Charlie.
341
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,695
OKAY.
342
00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:50,297
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
343
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,560
I FEEL LIKE I FORGOT
SOMETHING.
344
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,580
WELCOME HOME, P.J.
345
00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:15,692
THIS IS WHERE
YOU'RE GOING TO GROW UP.
346
00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:21,188
- NO-OOO!
- HEY HEY.
347
00:19:21,191 --> 00:19:23,931
( kids laughing )
348
00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:25,843
WE ARE STOPPING
AT TWO, RIGHT?
349
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,336
WELL, ACTUALLY...
350
00:19:29,339 --> 00:19:32,369
- ( giggles )
- AW NO.
351
00:19:44,254 --> 00:19:47,624
( chuckles )
GABE IS SUCH AN EASY BABY.
352
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,887
I HOPE HE'LL ALWAYS
BE LIKE THIS.
353
00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:13,379
"THEN ALL THE LITTLE
DUCKLINGS FOUND THEIR WAY HOME
354
00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:16,653
AND LIVED
HAPPILY EVER AFTER."
355
00:20:16,646 --> 00:20:18,716
AW.
356
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,991
( sniffles )
THANK YOU.
357
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,558
HONEY, FIND WHAT
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?
358
00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:34,301
( tearfully )
I DID.
359
00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:37,335
WE CAN'T MOVE, BOB.
360
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,768
WHAT?
361
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,271
I CARRIED ALL FOUR KIDS
THROUGH THAT DOOR.
362
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,675
I WANT TO DO THE SAME
WITH NUMBER FIVE.
363
00:20:47,677 --> 00:20:49,977
WHAT'S GOING ON?
364
00:20:49,979 --> 00:20:51,919
WE'RE NOT MOVING.
365
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:55,831
WE'RE NOT MOVING!
HEY HEY, UNPACK THE TRUCK!
366
00:20:55,825 --> 00:20:58,325
ARE YOU KIDDING?
THAT'S AWESOME!
367
00:20:58,328 --> 00:21:00,728
WE'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE.
368
00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:01,860
IN OUR HOME.
369
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,961
COME ON, PEOPLE,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
370
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,943
WE'RE NOT MOVING.
MOM CHANGED HER MIND.
371
00:21:05,935 --> 00:21:08,365
WHAT?!
372
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,998
NO NO NO, WE HAVE TO GO!
RIGHT NOW!
373
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,040
WHOA WHOA WHOA.
374
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:14,572
WHAT DID YOU DO?
375
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:18,014
- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
- Mrs. Dabney: HELP!
376
00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:19,807
IGNORE THAT.
377
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,751
( groans )
378
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,283
WHAT'S GOING ON?
379
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,694
THAT LITTLE MONSTER COVERED
MY ENTIRE PORCH WITH GLUE.
380
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,458
EVEN THE MAIL.
381
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:34,320
- GABE, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
- I HAD TO GET THE LAST LAUGH.
382
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,295
OKAY, BUT THAT'S
NOT FUNNY.
383
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,297
( softly )
IT'S KINDA FUNNY.
384
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,931
- A LITTLE HELP HERE.
- OKAY, HANG ON, MRS. DABNEY.
385
00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:47,344
- WE'LL GET YOU UNSTUCK.
- I GOT IT.
386
00:21:47,337 --> 00:21:49,437
- UH--
- WAI--
387
00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:51,379
I DON'T GOT IT.
388
00:21:56,416 --> 00:22:00,316
Well, Charlie, we're back
to being a one-house family.
389
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,089
A one-home family.
390
00:22:02,091 --> 00:22:04,351
And we couldn't
be happier.
391
00:22:05,895 --> 00:22:08,595
I'll edit
that out later.
392
00:22:08,598 --> 00:22:11,998
Oh, so Spencer and I
were fired
393
00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:13,861
from Super
Adventure Land.
394
00:22:13,863 --> 00:22:15,573
Apparently, Ben Franklin
395
00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:17,505
kissing George Washington
was deemed
396
00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:20,067
historically inaccurate.
397
00:22:20,069 --> 00:22:23,609
Although they did
like each other--
398
00:22:23,613 --> 00:22:25,683
a lot.
399
00:22:25,675 --> 00:22:27,775
Hey, guys,
400
00:22:27,777 --> 00:22:30,417
PJ got his head stuck
in the swingset again.
401
00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:34,781
Okay.
I'll get my tools.
402
00:22:34,784 --> 00:22:36,664
I'll get the butter.
403
00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:39,687
There's no place like home.
404
00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:40,959
Good luck, Charlie.
405
00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:45,443
( projector whirring )
406
00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:47,565
Narrator:
Many years ago,
the founders
407
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:50,967
of Super Adventure Land
gathered for a very
important meeting.
408
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:54,070
Gentlemen, we've built
this beautiful theme park,
409
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,913
now all we need
is a name.
410
00:22:55,905 --> 00:23:00,745
I know. We'll call it
Land Of Adventure Super.
411
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:05,010
Of course you'd put
your name first,
Richard Land.
412
00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:07,694
Well then,
what do you suggest,
Frank Adventure?
413
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,957
Something that rolls
right off the tongue.
414
00:23:09,959 --> 00:23:14,719
"Adventure Of Super Land."
415
00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:16,834
That's not bad.
416
00:23:16,826 --> 00:23:19,796
Not bad.
Let me make one
slight adjustment.
417
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:23,669
We'll call it "Super
Land Of Adventure."
418
00:23:23,673 --> 00:23:27,113
Gentlemen,
terrible news.
419
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,476
We just got
this telegram.
420
00:23:29,479 --> 00:23:32,039
Arthur Of...
421
00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:34,081
is dead.
422
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:37,153
Of's been offed?
423
00:23:37,146 --> 00:23:39,886
I'm afraid so.
424
00:23:39,889 --> 00:23:43,049
With Art Of gone, it's down
to just the three of us:
425
00:23:43,052 --> 00:23:46,462
Super, Adventure, Land.
426
00:23:47,957 --> 00:23:50,657
Betty, put on a pot of coffee.
we're gonna be here awhile.
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