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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:06,605 ( theme music plays ) 2 00:00:08,639 --> 00:00:11,309 OKAY, KIDS, LISTEN UP. FAMILY MEETING. 3 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:13,282 - WITHOUT MOM? - WELL, IT'S ABOUT YOUR MOM. 4 00:00:13,284 --> 00:00:14,724 WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HER PREGNANCY. 5 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,485 OH, I WANT TO GO FIRST. 6 00:00:16,487 --> 00:00:19,547 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONNA STOP AFTER ONE KID. 7 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:21,790 I WAS HOPING TWO. 8 00:00:21,792 --> 00:00:23,652 - THREE. - FOUR. 9 00:00:23,654 --> 00:00:26,704 ANYWAY... 10 00:00:26,697 --> 00:00:30,597 WE HAVE REACHED THAT WONDERFUL MOMENT IN YOUR MOTHER'S PREGNANCY 11 00:00:30,601 --> 00:00:34,511 WHEN SHE GETS UNCOMFORTABLE. AND WHEN YOUR MOTHER IS UNCOMFORTABLE... 12 00:00:34,505 --> 00:00:37,605 - Kids: WE'RE UNCOMFORTABLE. - EXACTLY. 13 00:00:37,608 --> 00:00:40,108 THE THIRD TRIMESTER IS WHEN YOUR MOM GETS A LITTLE... 14 00:00:40,111 --> 00:00:41,171 - SCARY? - MEAN? 15 00:00:41,172 --> 00:00:44,042 - NASTY? - ICKY? 16 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,154 SO UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, 17 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:49,318 WHENEVER YOUR MOTHER ASKS YOU SOMETHING, 18 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,650 THE ANSWER IS "YES." 19 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:55,332 WHAT IF SHE ASKS ME IF MY NAME IS RALPH? 20 00:00:55,326 --> 00:00:58,656 - WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? - WHY WOULDN'T SHE DO THAT? 21 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,631 ( grumpy ) MORNING. 22 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:05,603 - IT IS A GOOD MORNING. - THAT IS SO YOUR COLOR. 23 00:01:08,539 --> 00:01:11,499 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - YES! 24 00:01:13,144 --> 00:01:14,814 - YES, WHAT? - YES! 25 00:01:14,805 --> 00:01:17,145 ER, NO! I MEAN-- NO. 26 00:01:18,809 --> 00:01:20,609 MY NAME IS RALPH! 27 00:01:20,611 --> 00:01:23,381 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 28 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:25,794 OH, JUST RALPH BEING RALPH. 29 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:28,586 SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING, HONEY? 30 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,589 'CAUSE YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. 31 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,791 - SHUT UP, BOB. - YES! 32 00:01:35,766 --> 00:01:37,826 HEY, CHARLIE, THE BASEMENT IS A MESS. AFTER BREAKFAST, 33 00:01:37,828 --> 00:01:40,768 - I WANT YOU TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND PICK UP YOUR TOYS. - NO! 34 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:43,771 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME? 35 00:01:43,774 --> 00:01:46,314 YES! 36 00:01:47,778 --> 00:01:51,238 ( theme music playing ) 37 00:01:51,242 --> 00:01:52,642 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 38 00:01:52,643 --> 00:01:54,623 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 39 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,485 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 40 00:01:57,488 --> 00:01:59,388 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 41 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:00,790 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 42 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,791 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 43 00:02:04,455 --> 00:02:07,555 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 44 00:02:07,558 --> 00:02:10,728 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 45 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,731 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 46 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,443 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 47 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:17,305 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 48 00:02:17,308 --> 00:02:19,138 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 49 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,739 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 50 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:23,671 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 51 00:02:23,674 --> 00:02:25,724 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 52 00:02:25,716 --> 00:02:29,746 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 53 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:33,680 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 54 00:02:34,685 --> 00:02:37,625 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 55 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,696 ( groans ) 56 00:02:47,698 --> 00:02:50,538 ANOTHER GREAT DAY AT SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. 57 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:52,841 EIGHT SHOWS IN THE HOT SUN FOR MINIMUM WAGE? 58 00:02:52,843 --> 00:02:55,583 - WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT? - IT'S SARCASM, SPENCER. 59 00:02:55,576 --> 00:03:00,176 HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE: YOU SMELL DELIGHTFUL. 60 00:03:01,512 --> 00:03:04,322 YOU'RE A LITTLE RANK YOURSELF, CINDER-SMELLA. 61 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:09,557 - I'M SO GLAD WE'RE BACK TOGETHER. - ME TOO. 62 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,520 YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO? 63 00:03:11,522 --> 00:03:14,302 - WE NEED TO GET INTO ONE OF THE INDOOR SHOWS. - OH, WITH AIR CONDITIONING. 64 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,495 OH, I HEARD THAT THERE'S AN OPENING 65 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,927 IN PATRIOTIC PLAZA TO PLAY GEORGE AND MARTHA WASHINGTON. 66 00:03:18,929 --> 00:03:22,469 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? - I OVERHEARD BETSY ROSS 67 00:03:22,473 --> 00:03:25,683 IN THE BATHROOM. SHE WAS IN THE STALL NEXT TO HARRIET TUBMAN. 68 00:03:25,676 --> 00:03:28,976 I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN ABE LINCOLN'S IN THE STALL. 69 00:03:28,979 --> 00:03:31,339 THE HAT. 70 00:03:31,342 --> 00:03:35,892 ANYWAYS SO, UM, GEORGE AND MARTHA WASHINGTON 71 00:03:35,886 --> 00:03:39,246 WERE FIRED BECAUSE THEY CALLED IN SICK WHEN THEY WEREN'T. 72 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:42,450 SO THE FATHER OF OUR COUNTRY CAN TELL A LIE. 73 00:03:42,453 --> 00:03:43,853 ( laughs ) 74 00:03:43,854 --> 00:03:46,564 THAT WAS VERY WITTY. 75 00:03:46,557 --> 00:03:48,327 THANKS. 76 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,999 YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING THE SARCASM, ARE YA? 77 00:03:55,666 --> 00:03:58,006 ( knocks ) 78 00:04:03,274 --> 00:04:05,954 SOMEBODY'S BEEN STEALING MY NEWSPAPERS. 79 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,916 HEY, MRS. DABNEY. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 80 00:04:07,918 --> 00:04:11,478 SOMEBODY'S BEEN STEALING MY NEWSPAPERS. 81 00:04:11,482 --> 00:04:13,582 YOU STILL GET THE PAPER? 82 00:04:13,584 --> 00:04:16,294 NOWADAYS MOST PEOPLE GET THEIR NEWS ON THE INTERNET. 83 00:04:16,287 --> 00:04:18,427 THE INTER WHAT? 84 00:04:18,429 --> 00:04:20,689 THE INTERNET. 85 00:04:20,691 --> 00:04:23,361 YOU KNOW, THE INFORMATION SUPER-HIGHWAY. 86 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,874 STOP TALKING GIBBERISH. 87 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,866 WHERE IS MY NEWSPAPER? 88 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,538 WE DON'T HAVE YOUR NEWSPAPER. 89 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:32,770 ALL RIGHT, ALMOST DONE WITH MY SCHOOL PROJ-- 90 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,946 HEY, MRS. DABNEY. 91 00:04:37,948 --> 00:04:41,378 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE THE NEWSPAPER THIEF. 92 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,682 NO, I'M NOT THE ONLY GUILTY ONE HERE. 93 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,994 - IT WAS A TWO-MAN JOB. - ( toilet flushes ) 94 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,059 OKAY, WHO WANTS THE SPORTS SEC-- 95 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:53,661 HEY, MRS. DABNEY. 96 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,795 TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS INTERNET. 97 00:04:58,669 --> 00:05:00,899 BOB, WE'VE GOTTA TALK. 98 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,571 YOU PEOPLE STOLE MY PAPER. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TO DO ABOUT IT? 99 00:05:03,574 --> 00:05:05,814 - WE NEED TO MOVE. - WORKS FOR ME. 100 00:05:07,077 --> 00:05:09,037 HERE YOU GO. 101 00:05:09,039 --> 00:05:12,409 - WHAT'S THIS? - IT'S THE BUSINESS CARD OF A REAL ESTATE AGENT. 102 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:15,023 I'VE BEEN CARRYING THAT AROUND SINCE GABE WAS BORN. 103 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:18,585 ( laughs ) I KNEW THIS SWEET DAY WOULD COME. 104 00:05:18,589 --> 00:05:21,419 - HALLELUJAH! - ( bangs ) 105 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,352 BEEN CARRYING THAT AROUND TOO. 106 00:05:25,356 --> 00:05:27,656 UM, HONEY, 107 00:05:27,658 --> 00:05:29,828 WHY DO WE HAVE TO MOVE? 108 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,930 I WENT IN THE BACKYARD. THERE WAS CAT POOP ON THE LAWN. 109 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:36,573 - I'LL START PACKIN'. - HOLD ON. 110 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:38,907 WE'RE HAVE TO MOVE BECAUSE SOME CAT 111 00:05:38,909 --> 00:05:41,439 - DID HIS BUSINESS ON THE LAWN? - OH, LET ME FINISH. 112 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:44,752 OKAY, THE CAT MADE ME THINK THAT IT WOULD BE NICE 113 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,375 TO HAVE A PET SOMEDAY. 114 00:05:46,377 --> 00:05:48,647 AND THEN I THOUGHT, WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR A PET! 115 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,979 AND THEN I REALIZED WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR A BABY. 116 00:05:50,981 --> 00:05:53,421 I MEAN, HE OR SHE SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN ROOM, RIGHT? 117 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:57,064 EXCUSE ME, I'M NOT CLEAR-- ARE WE MOVING OR GETTING A PET? 118 00:05:59,930 --> 00:06:02,060 WE NEED A NEW HOUSE. WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOB? 119 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,132 UM, WELL, WE-- 120 00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:07,574 HEY, DAD, WHAT WAS THAT THING YOU WERE TELLING US EARLIER? 121 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,938 WHEN MOM ASKS US A QUESTION WE SAY...? 122 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:13,040 I WILL DEAL WITH YOU LATER. 123 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:15,613 NO NO, IT WASN'T THAT. 124 00:06:16,807 --> 00:06:19,607 HONEY, LOOK, I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS. 125 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:21,910 WE DO NEED MORE ROOM. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M ON IT. 126 00:06:21,912 --> 00:06:24,862 - GOOD BOY. - IF WE ARE GOING DOWN THE PET ROAD, 127 00:06:24,855 --> 00:06:26,515 COULD WE GET A MONKEY? 128 00:06:28,419 --> 00:06:30,119 'CAUSE I HAVE THIS LITTLE COWBOY HAT 129 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,460 THAT I HAVE NEVER KNOWN WHAT TO DO WITH. 130 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:40,897 SHALL WE REHEARSE FOR OUR AUDITION, MR. WASHINGTON? 131 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:43,933 HIT IT, MRS. WASHINGTON. 132 00:06:45,175 --> 00:06:47,135 ( harpsichord music playing ) 133 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,185 MANY YEARS AGO, AFTER THE WAR WAS WON... 134 00:06:58,188 --> 00:07:02,418 - WE NEEDED A LEADER. - HOW 'BOUT WASHINGTON? 135 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,092 HE WAS JUST THE MAN 136 00:07:04,094 --> 00:07:06,764 TO TAKE HIS COUNTRY FARTHER. 137 00:07:06,757 --> 00:07:10,697 - AND THE WOMAN BEHIND HIM... - WAS HIS LOVING WIFE MARTHA. 138 00:07:12,963 --> 00:07:15,013 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, GENERAL GEORGE? 139 00:07:15,005 --> 00:07:17,005 I'M OFF TO FIGHT AT VALLEY FORGE. 140 00:07:17,007 --> 00:07:19,137 BUT FIRST I'LL LEAD THEM 'CROSS THE WATER. 141 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,109 THAT'S WHAT PUT HIM ON THE QUARTER! 142 00:07:22,713 --> 00:07:25,153 SO LONG, MY DEAR, I'LL MISS YOUR SMILE. 143 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,145 HERE, WHY DON'T YOU KEEP IT AWHILE? 144 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,547 ( clacking ) 145 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,151 - WE'RE THE WASHINGTONS. - THE WASHINGTONS. 146 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:38,034 ♪ THE WASHA WASHA WASHA WASHINGTONS! ♪ 147 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,744 AND STRAIGHT AND STRAIGHT AND LEFT AND LEFT 148 00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:48,567 AND OKAY, OPEN YOUR EYES. 149 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,499 - OOH. - TA-DAH! 150 00:07:52,843 --> 00:07:55,483 WHAT IS IT? 151 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,605 - IT'S THE NEW BABY'S ROOM! - DO YOU LOVE IT, MOM? 152 00:07:58,609 --> 00:08:00,909 WE SPENT ALMOST AN HOUR ON IT. 153 00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:04,211 SO THE BABY WILL BE SLEEPING 154 00:08:04,214 --> 00:08:07,794 UNDER THE STAIRS. 155 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:10,518 LIKE HARRY POTTER? 156 00:08:10,521 --> 00:08:12,891 HEY, 157 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:15,973 HARRY POTTER, NOW HE HAD SOME FUN ADVENTURES, HUH? 158 00:08:15,966 --> 00:08:18,926 HUH? SAY SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT HARRY POTTER. 159 00:08:18,929 --> 00:08:21,499 QUIDDICH! 160 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:25,143 HONEY, LOOK-- 161 00:08:25,135 --> 00:08:27,235 YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK, HOW EASY IT'S GONNA BE 162 00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:29,937 TO PULL THE BABY OUT OF THE CRIB, HUH? 163 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:32,140 - ALMOST TOO EASY! - ( thuds ) 164 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,046 THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. 165 00:08:38,048 --> 00:08:41,548 YOU'VE DROPPED 'EM BEFORE, YOU'LL DROP 'EM AGAIN. 166 00:08:41,552 --> 00:08:43,792 HEY, MOM, CHECK THIS OUT. 167 00:08:43,794 --> 00:08:46,264 IF THE BABY GETS FUSSY, CALM THE LITTLE MUNCHKIN 168 00:08:46,256 --> 00:08:49,056 WITH AN OCEAN VIEW. 169 00:08:49,059 --> 00:08:51,959 HEY! 170 00:08:51,962 --> 00:08:55,142 NEW HOUSE, BOB. GOT IT? 171 00:08:58,569 --> 00:09:01,309 UH-OH. SHARK! 172 00:09:07,718 --> 00:09:09,578 ( doorbell rings ) 173 00:09:12,623 --> 00:09:15,563 - WHAT'S ALL THIS? - EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER 174 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,885 THROWN, SHOT OR FIRED INTO MY HOUSE. 175 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:26,173 OH-- BOY, YOU WERE A DISAPPOINTMENT. 176 00:09:28,899 --> 00:09:31,799 WHY ARE YOU GIVING ALL THIS STUFF BACK? 177 00:09:31,802 --> 00:09:35,312 GABE, NOW THAT YOU'RE MOVING AWAY, I'VE BEEN THINKING: 178 00:09:35,305 --> 00:09:38,045 YOU AND I HAVE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES, 179 00:09:38,048 --> 00:09:41,908 BUT THE TRUTH IS YOU'VE MADE MY LIFE MORE INTERESTING. 180 00:09:41,912 --> 00:09:44,282 YOU'VE KEPT ME YOUNG. 181 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:47,294 I HAVEN'T DONE A VERY GOOD JOB. 182 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,590 THERE'S THAT SENSE OF HUMOR I'LL MISS SO MUCH. 183 00:09:56,627 --> 00:09:59,297 HEY, IT'S MY FAVORITE BASEBALL CAP. 184 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,769 REMEMBER WHEN YOU LOST THAT? 185 00:10:01,772 --> 00:10:04,812 YEAH, I WAS TRYING TO PLANT A STINK BOMB IN YOUR FLOWER BED. 186 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:07,275 ( both sigh ) 187 00:10:08,939 --> 00:10:10,939 YOU KNOW, MRS. DABNEY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, 188 00:10:10,941 --> 00:10:13,111 THAT'S THE FIRST NICE MOMENT WE'VE EVER SHARED. 189 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,615 BYE, NOW. 190 00:10:26,396 --> 00:10:28,826 WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? WHAT'S THE BIG SURPRISE? 191 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,359 THIS IS YOUR NEW HOUSE! 192 00:10:31,361 --> 00:10:34,101 - WHAT? - WE'RE REALLY MOVING? 193 00:10:34,104 --> 00:10:35,844 BUT I LOVE OUR OLD HOUSE. 194 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,136 YOU'LL LIKE THE NEW HOUSE EVEN MORE. 195 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,638 - CAN'T WE AT LEAST TALK ABOUT THIS? - WE JUST DID. 196 00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:44,372 - SO WE SOLD OUR OLD HOUSE ALREADY? - NOPE! 197 00:10:44,374 --> 00:10:46,824 STILL OWN THAT ONE. 198 00:10:46,817 --> 00:10:48,877 NORMALLY YOU SELL THE OLD HOUSE FIRST. 199 00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:53,049 BUT NOW WE OWN TWO HOUSES. YAY. 200 00:10:54,384 --> 00:10:57,334 AND IN THIS HOUSE, EVERYONE GETS THEIR OWN ROOM. 201 00:10:57,327 --> 00:10:59,327 ( gasps ) DO I FINALLY GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT? 202 00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:01,429 YOU SURE DO. 203 00:11:01,431 --> 00:11:04,841 UH, HERE YOUR BEDROOM IS ON... 204 00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:06,735 LEVEL B-1! 205 00:11:08,438 --> 00:11:09,868 UGH, MAN, 206 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,800 IT'S KINDA HOT IN HERE. 207 00:11:16,747 --> 00:11:19,147 WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING AT ME? 208 00:11:19,149 --> 00:11:21,409 WHY IS MY CAP FULL OF HAIR? 209 00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:23,381 I KNOW WHERE YOUR CAP GOT IT. 210 00:11:25,716 --> 00:11:27,316 AHH! 211 00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:28,687 DABNEY! 212 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,360 I GOT HIM. 213 00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:37,704 CHARLIE, YOU LIKE YOUR NEW HOME, DON'T YOU? 214 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,927 NO, MOMMY! 215 00:11:41,271 --> 00:11:43,471 CHARLIE! 216 00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:57,285 IS SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND? 217 00:11:57,287 --> 00:12:00,417 OR SHOULD I SAY NOT ON YOUR MIND? 218 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,390 YOU PUT HAIR REMOVAL GOO IN MY CAP! 219 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:05,303 THAT WAS FOR STEALING MY NEWSPAPERS. 220 00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:08,825 AND THE FUNNY PART IS I GOT THE IDEA ON THE INTERNET. 221 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,929 THIS ISN'T OVER. 222 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,761 OH, BUT I THINK IT IS. 223 00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:15,773 YOU'RE MOVING AWAY AND I GET THE LAST LAUGH. 224 00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:16,836 HA HA HA! 225 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,207 NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET THE LAST LAUGH! 226 00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:22,169 I'M GETTING THE LAST LAUGH! AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS: 227 00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,782 - HA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA HA! 228 00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:27,445 - HA HA HA! - HA HA HA! 229 00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:37,856 HA! 230 00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:41,489 WE HAVE A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP. 231 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,535 ( doorbell rings ) 232 00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:52,069 HI. I JUST GOT YOUR TEXT. 233 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,372 - YOU'RE MOVING? - YEAH. 234 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,014 WE ARE. I'M KINDA SAD ABOUT IT. 235 00:12:57,007 --> 00:12:58,507 I'M GONNA MISS THIS PLACE. 236 00:12:58,508 --> 00:13:00,878 UM, WELL, 237 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,781 HERE'S SOME MORE BAD NEWS. 238 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,892 SUPER ADVENTURE LAND CALLED-- 239 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,885 OH, AND WE DIDN'T GET IT? 240 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,057 ACTUALLY, YOU DIDN'T GET IT. 241 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:13,520 BUT YOU DID? OH, BUT DID YOU TELL THEM 242 00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:16,073 THAT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DO THE SHOW WITHOUT ME? 243 00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:21,569 WELL, I WAS GONNA, 244 00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:25,911 BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY HOT NEXT WEEK, SO-- 245 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:29,806 OH GREAT. SO I'M STUCK KISSING A SWEATY FROG. 246 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,839 - PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. - SO WHO'S PLAYING MARTHA WASHINGTON? 247 00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:37,354 - SANDY SUPER. - WHO? 248 00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:40,287 MILT SUPER'S NIECE. YOU KNOW, THE GUY WHO FOUNDED SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. 249 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:42,520 WAIT, IS SANDY SUPER 250 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,932 THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WHO'S ALWAYS STARING AT YOU 251 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,295 AND ASKING YOU OUT AND PRETENDING I DON'T EXIST? 252 00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:50,257 - SO YOU DO KNOW HER. - OH. 253 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:53,360 WELL, MAYBE THE NEW FROG WILL BE REALLY CUTE TOO. 254 00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:55,113 ACTUALLY, 255 00:13:55,105 --> 00:13:59,135 THEY'RE GIVING THAT PART TO THE GUY WHO RUNS THE TILT-A-WHIRL. 256 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,309 GREASY JOE? 257 00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:05,452 - AFRAID SO. - DON'T YOU HAVE TO HAVE TEETH 258 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:09,345 - TO PLAY A FROG? - AFRAID NOT. 259 00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:19,586 TWO HOUSE PAYMENTS. 260 00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:23,931 ( moans ) 261 00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:25,904 HEY, DAD, 262 00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:28,966 CAN I-- 263 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,869 WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR EYE? 264 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,601 YOUR MOTHER HAS IDEAS. 265 00:14:33,603 --> 00:14:35,913 EXPENSIVE IDEAS. 266 00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:38,246 THAT'S OKAY. I'LL JUST LOOK AT THE OTHER EYE. 267 00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:42,611 SO, DAD, QUICK QUESTION, 268 00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:45,422 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WOULD TAKE TO DIG A PIT? 269 00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:47,985 - HOW BIG A PIT? - EH, I DON'T KNOW. 270 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,418 ABOUT AS TALL AND AS WIDE AS MRS. DABNEY. 271 00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:54,972 GABE, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 272 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,395 - HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? - IS IT GONNA COST ME ANY MONEY? 273 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,397 - NO. - HAPPY DIGGING. 274 00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:08,506 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, GENERAL GEORGE? 275 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,378 I'M OFF TO FIGHT AT VALLEY FORGE. 276 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:12,380 BUT FIRST I'LL LEAD THEM 'CROSS THE WATER. 277 00:15:12,382 --> 00:15:14,642 TAKE ME TOO, I THINK YOU OUGHTER. 278 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:21,990 - TEDDY? - WHO'S TEDDY? 279 00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:23,652 I'M BEN FRANKLIN. 280 00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:27,103 UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, BEN? 281 00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:29,957 YEAH, YOU'RE NOT IN THIS SHOW. 282 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,960 SHE MEANS THIS PART OF HISTORY. 283 00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:36,444 OH, GEORGE, GEORGE, 284 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,936 EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DIDN'T GO TO VALLEY FORGE 285 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,338 TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY. 286 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,470 YOU WENT BECAUSE YOU AND MARTHA 287 00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:46,253 WERE HAVING ♪ PROBLEMS. ♪ 288 00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:52,548 - WHAT? - SO YOU TURNED TO YOUR BEST FRIEND, 289 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,962 BEN FRANKLIN, WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU. 290 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,355 - NO, HE DIDN'T. - OH YES, HE DID. 291 00:16:00,991 --> 00:16:03,631 THEN MARTHA WAS COMFORTED BY THOMAS JEFFERSON, 292 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:06,443 PLAYED IN THIS PERFORMANCE BY GREASY JOE. 293 00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:08,166 ( gasps ) 294 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,598 OH JOE! 295 00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:13,371 JOE! 296 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,753 QUIT GUMMIN' ON THAT CORNDOG AND GET OUT HERE! 297 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,006 ( groans ) 298 00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:24,151 AND THAT'S HOW AMERICA GOT STARTED. 299 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:26,024 ( chuckling ) 300 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,733 - C'MON, CHARLIE. - NO! 301 00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:38,665 - WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? - WE'VE GOT A SITUATION. 302 00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:40,498 SOMEONE IS REFUSING TO PACK. 303 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,670 OH, CHARLIE HONEY, YOU HAVE TO PACK YOUR TOYS SO WE CAN TAKE THEM TO THE NEW HOUSE. 304 00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,143 NO! I'M STAYING! 305 00:16:48,138 --> 00:16:51,078 YEAH, ACTUALLY I KINDA WANT TO STAY HERE TOO. 306 00:16:51,081 --> 00:16:53,341 P.J., YOU'RE NOT HELPING. 307 00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:56,353 BUT I HAVE SO MANY GREAT MEMORIES AT THIS HOUSE. 308 00:16:56,346 --> 00:17:00,546 LIKE, WHEN I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN THE SWING SET. 309 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,592 HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR HEAD STUCK 310 00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:07,034 IN LOTS OF PLACES AT THE NEW HOUSE. 311 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,598 PROMISE? 312 00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:15,742 I REALLY HOPE THIS ONE'S ANOTHER GIRL. 313 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,135 OKAY, CHARLIE, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE 314 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,738 TO GET YOU IN A NEW HOUSE TODAY? 315 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,469 - PONY. - DONE. 316 00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:22,641 BOB! 317 00:17:25,615 --> 00:17:27,745 HEY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THERE? 318 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,047 WELL, I THINK WE FOUND OUT 319 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,749 THAT SANDY'S NO GOOD AT IMPROV. 320 00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:36,433 TEDDY, ARE YOU REALLY JEALOUS OF SANDY SUPER? 321 00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:38,486 NO, WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS 322 00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,788 OF SOMEBODY WHO'S CUTE AND SMART 323 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:43,160 AND RICH? 324 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:46,203 LOOK, TEDDY, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 325 00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:49,436 THERE'S NO ONE IN THE WORLD WHO I'D RATHER BE WITH THAN YOU. 326 00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:51,769 - REALLY? - REALLY. 327 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,201 ( sighs ) 328 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,684 GEORGE WASHINGTON, 329 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,206 YOU'RE THE BEST BOYFRIEND I'VE EVER HAD. 330 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:03,850 AND YOU'RE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND I EVER HAD, BEN FRANKLIN. 331 00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:06,223 OH, COME HERE. 332 00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:08,856 I'M GONNA TEACH YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ELECTRICITY. 333 00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:10,618 OH YEAH. 334 00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:19,126 Well, Charlie, this is it: 335 00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:22,329 our last few moments on Edgewood Drive. 336 00:18:22,332 --> 00:18:24,832 I gotta say I'm gonna miss this place. 337 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,844 Come on, Teddy, let's go. 338 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,610 I'll edit that out later. 339 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,612 Well, see you at the new house. 340 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,594 Good luck, Charlie. 341 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,695 OKAY. 342 00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:50,297 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. 343 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,560 I FEEL LIKE I FORGOT SOMETHING. 344 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,580 WELCOME HOME, P.J. 345 00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:15,692 THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO GROW UP. 346 00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:21,188 - NO-OOO! - HEY HEY. 347 00:19:21,191 --> 00:19:23,931 ( kids laughing ) 348 00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:25,843 WE ARE STOPPING AT TWO, RIGHT? 349 00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,336 WELL, ACTUALLY... 350 00:19:29,339 --> 00:19:32,369 - ( giggles ) - AW NO. 351 00:19:44,254 --> 00:19:47,624 ( chuckles ) GABE IS SUCH AN EASY BABY. 352 00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,887 I HOPE HE'LL ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS. 353 00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:13,379 "THEN ALL THE LITTLE DUCKLINGS FOUND THEIR WAY HOME 354 00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:16,653 AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER." 355 00:20:16,646 --> 00:20:18,716 AW. 356 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,991 ( sniffles ) THANK YOU. 357 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,558 HONEY, FIND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR? 358 00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:34,301 ( tearfully ) I DID. 359 00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:37,335 WE CAN'T MOVE, BOB. 360 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,768 WHAT? 361 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,271 I CARRIED ALL FOUR KIDS THROUGH THAT DOOR. 362 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,675 I WANT TO DO THE SAME WITH NUMBER FIVE. 363 00:20:47,677 --> 00:20:49,977 WHAT'S GOING ON? 364 00:20:49,979 --> 00:20:51,919 WE'RE NOT MOVING. 365 00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:55,831 WE'RE NOT MOVING! HEY HEY, UNPACK THE TRUCK! 366 00:20:55,825 --> 00:20:58,325 ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S AWESOME! 367 00:20:58,328 --> 00:21:00,728 WE'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE. 368 00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:01,860 IN OUR HOME. 369 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,961 COME ON, PEOPLE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 370 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,943 WE'RE NOT MOVING. MOM CHANGED HER MIND. 371 00:21:05,935 --> 00:21:08,365 WHAT?! 372 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,998 NO NO NO, WE HAVE TO GO! RIGHT NOW! 373 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,040 WHOA WHOA WHOA. 374 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:14,572 WHAT DID YOU DO? 375 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:18,014 - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. - Mrs. Dabney: HELP! 376 00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:19,807 IGNORE THAT. 377 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,751 ( groans ) 378 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,283 WHAT'S GOING ON? 379 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,694 THAT LITTLE MONSTER COVERED MY ENTIRE PORCH WITH GLUE. 380 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,458 EVEN THE MAIL. 381 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:34,320 - GABE, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? - I HAD TO GET THE LAST LAUGH. 382 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,295 OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 383 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,297 ( softly ) IT'S KINDA FUNNY. 384 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,931 - A LITTLE HELP HERE. - OKAY, HANG ON, MRS. DABNEY. 385 00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:47,344 - WE'LL GET YOU UNSTUCK. - I GOT IT. 386 00:21:47,337 --> 00:21:49,437 - UH-- - WAI-- 387 00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:51,379 I DON'T GOT IT. 388 00:21:56,416 --> 00:22:00,316 Well, Charlie, we're back to being a one-house family. 389 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,089 A one-home family. 390 00:22:02,091 --> 00:22:04,351 And we couldn't be happier. 391 00:22:05,895 --> 00:22:08,595 I'll edit that out later. 392 00:22:08,598 --> 00:22:11,998 Oh, so Spencer and I were fired 393 00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:13,861 from Super Adventure Land. 394 00:22:13,863 --> 00:22:15,573 Apparently, Ben Franklin 395 00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:17,505 kissing George Washington was deemed 396 00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:20,067 historically inaccurate. 397 00:22:20,069 --> 00:22:23,609 Although they did like each other-- 398 00:22:23,613 --> 00:22:25,683 a lot. 399 00:22:25,675 --> 00:22:27,775 Hey, guys, 400 00:22:27,777 --> 00:22:30,417 PJ got his head stuck in the swingset again. 401 00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:34,781 Okay. I'll get my tools. 402 00:22:34,784 --> 00:22:36,664 I'll get the butter. 403 00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:39,687 There's no place like home. 404 00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:40,959 Good luck, Charlie. 405 00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:45,443 ( projector whirring ) 406 00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:47,565 Narrator: Many years ago, the founders 407 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:50,967 of Super Adventure Land gathered for a very important meeting. 408 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:54,070 Gentlemen, we've built this beautiful theme park, 409 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,913 now all we need is a name. 410 00:22:55,905 --> 00:23:00,745 I know. We'll call it Land Of Adventure Super. 411 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:05,010 Of course you'd put your name first, Richard Land. 412 00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:07,694 Well then, what do you suggest, Frank Adventure? 413 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,957 Something that rolls right off the tongue. 414 00:23:09,959 --> 00:23:14,719 "Adventure Of Super Land." 415 00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:16,834 That's not bad. 416 00:23:16,826 --> 00:23:19,796 Not bad. Let me make one slight adjustment. 417 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:23,669 We'll call it "Super Land Of Adventure." 418 00:23:23,673 --> 00:23:27,113 Gentlemen, terrible news. 419 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,476 We just got this telegram. 420 00:23:29,479 --> 00:23:32,039 Arthur Of... 421 00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:34,081 is dead. 422 00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:37,153 Of's been offed? 423 00:23:37,146 --> 00:23:39,886 I'm afraid so. 424 00:23:39,889 --> 00:23:43,049 With Art Of gone, it's down to just the three of us: 425 00:23:43,052 --> 00:23:46,462 Super, Adventure, Land. 426 00:23:47,957 --> 00:23:50,657 Betty, put on a pot of coffee. we're gonna be here awhile. 30690

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