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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,070 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, HERE'S THE SCHEDULE 2 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:12,070 FOR TODAY'S TRIP TO SUPER ADVENTURELAND. 3 00:00:12,070 --> 00:00:14,730 I PLANNED EVERYTHING TO THE MINUTE. 4 00:00:14,730 --> 00:00:17,500 OKAY, DEPART PROMPTLY AT 8:57 A.M.; 5 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:20,370 ARRIVE S.A.L. PARKING LOT, 9:33 A.M. 6 00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:23,000 - QUESTION. - S.A.L. STANDS FOR "SUPER ADVENTURELAND." 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,630 THANK YOU. 8 00:00:24,630 --> 00:00:27,470 I DON'T WANT TO TAKE CHARLIE TO KIDDIE KINGDOM. 9 00:00:27,470 --> 00:00:30,170 KIDS THERE ALWAYS THINK I'M A GIANT AND TRY AND CLIMB ME. 10 00:00:32,070 --> 00:00:35,730 OKAY, 10:41 A.M.-- MOM THROWS UP 11 00:00:35,730 --> 00:00:38,270 IN WALLY WALRUS TRASH RECEPTACLE. 12 00:00:38,270 --> 00:00:40,100 THAT'S KIND OF SPECIFIC. 13 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:43,230 THAT'S THE TRASH CAN THAT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE SUPER SPINNER 14 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:45,100 WHICH WE'LL BE RIDING AT 10:39. 15 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:47,170 THEN I GUESS THIS IS RIGHT. 16 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,700 HEY, I DON'T SEE PATRIOTIC PLAZA ON THIS THING. 17 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:54,100 I WANT TO SEE THE NEW FOUNDING-FATHERS EXHIBIT. 18 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,230 DAD, WHEN THE FOUNDING FATHERS 19 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:58,170 CAN GO ZERO TO 90 IN FIVE SECONDS 20 00:00:58,170 --> 00:01:00,730 AND MAKE MOM BARF, THEY'LL MAKE THE SCHEDULE. 21 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:05,000 - HI, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON? - HEY, HONEY. 22 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,300 WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED? WE'RE GOING TO SUPER ADVENTURELAND. 23 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:10,070 OH, MAN, THAT'S TODAY? I WAS GONNA LOOK FOR A JOB. 24 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,130 WELL, DO IT TOMORROW. TODAY'S A BIG DAY. 25 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:13,770 I WANT THE WHOLE FAMILY TOGETHER. 26 00:01:13,770 --> 00:01:16,070 YOU JUST WANT ME THERE FOR THE BIG-FAMILY DISCOUNT, RIGHT? 27 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:18,230 - AND THERE'S THAT. - YEP. 28 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:19,730 ALL RIGHT, CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG? 29 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:23,130 I ONLY BUDGETED THREE MINUTES FOR AN ARGUMENT ABOUT DAD'S CHEAPNESS. 30 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:26,230 OH, HEY, WITH THE TIME WE SAVE, MAYBE A VISIT TO PATRIOTIC PLAZA-- 31 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:27,670 All: WE'RE NOT GOING! 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,470 ( rock music playing ) 33 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:34,070 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 34 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:36,030 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 35 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:38,700 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 36 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,600 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 37 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,200 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 38 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,200 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 39 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,700 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 40 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:52,070 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 41 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,070 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 42 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,570 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 43 00:01:55,570 --> 00:01:58,430 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 44 00:01:58,430 --> 00:02:00,270 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 45 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:02,070 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 46 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:05,070 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 47 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:07,100 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 48 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:11,130 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 49 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:15,070 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 50 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:19,000 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 51 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:30,200 ( sighs ) WE'RE FINALLY HERE. 52 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,270 ALL RIGHT. TIME FOR SOME FAMILY FUN. 53 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:34,300 RIGHT. 54 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,630 Both: SEE YA. 55 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,030 THAT FROG IS STARING AT YOU. 56 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:42,600 I KNOW. A WEIRD FEELING. 57 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,430 - ME TOO. - WHAT? GO, CHARLIE. 58 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:47,270 HEY. 59 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:50,430 - DAH! OH. - HI, TEDDY BEAR. 60 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:53,130 - HI, EMMETT. - I'M WORKING HERE NOW. 61 00:02:53,130 --> 00:02:54,530 OH GOOD. 62 00:02:54,530 --> 00:02:57,470 SO YOU'RE NOT JUST CRUISING AROUND SUPER ADVENTURELAND 63 00:02:57,470 --> 00:03:00,070 - IN A FROG COSTUME? - NOPE. 64 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:02,230 - I'M ACTUALLY HOPPY THE FROG. - HOPPY? 65 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:06,370 EVERY TIME SOMEBODY SAYS MY NAME, I HAVE TO HOP. 66 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:08,270 OTHER THAN THAT IT'S A GREAT JOB. 67 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:10,530 I JUST WALK AROUND, ONCE AN HOUR,UTE SHOW 68 00:03:10,530 --> 00:03:11,670 AND IT PAYS REALLY WELL. 69 00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:13,700 OH HEY, ARE THERE ANY OPENINGS? 70 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:16,100 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE UP FOR A CAR. 71 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:19,100 ACTUALLY SOMEONE JUST QUIT. GET YOU IN?SEE IF I CAN 72 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:22,700 YEAH. THANKS, EMMETT. THAT WOULD MAKE ME "HOPPY." 73 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:31,070 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP FOLLOWING ME? I AM NOT A GIANT. 74 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,430 THAT WAS AWESOME! 75 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:42,430 THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST DAY EVER. 76 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,570 - ( sighs ) - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 77 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:47,200 HONEY, I STOOD IN LINE FOR SIX HOURS. 78 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,600 I'VE BEEN UPSIDE DOWN THREE TIMES. 79 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,570 I'M SITTING. 80 00:03:51,570 --> 00:03:54,400 ALL RIGHT. I WANT TO GO ON ONE MORE RIDE BEFORE WE GO HOME. 81 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,400 I LOVE SUPER ADVENTURELAND! 82 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,700 HEY. UM, EXCUSE ME. I'M DANNY FLUFFERMAN. 83 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:01,670 I'M THE DIRECTOR OF MARKETING HERE FOR SUPER ADVENTURELAND. 84 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:04,670 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN A COMMERCIAL? 85 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:07,300 REALLY? BUT I'M NOT AN ACTOR. 86 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,700 YEAH, NO NO, WE DON'T WANT ACTORS. 87 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:11,070 WE WANT REAL KIDS WHO REALLY LOVE SUPER ADVENTURELAND. 88 00:04:11,070 --> 00:04:14,130 AND IF YOU DO IT, I COULD THROW IN A FREE ONE-YEAR PASS, 89 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:17,130 NOT GOOD ON WEEKENDS, HOLIDAYS; RIDES NOT INCLUDED. 90 00:04:17,130 --> 00:04:18,600 ALL RIGHT. 91 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,730 WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON? 92 00:04:20,730 --> 00:04:23,570 MOM, THIS GUY WANTS ME TO BE IN A COMMERCIAL FOR SUPER ADVENTURELAND. 93 00:04:23,570 --> 00:04:25,630 WHOA WHOA. SLOW DOWN, EVERYBODY. 94 00:04:25,630 --> 00:04:27,730 OKAY LOOK, I'M NOT AGREEING TO ANYTHING. 95 00:04:27,730 --> 00:04:29,670 NOW I'VE HAD SOME EXPERIENCE IN SHOW BUSINESS, 96 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,530 AND I DON'T WANT MY SON ANYWHERE NEAR IT. 97 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:33,500 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD REALLY, 98 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,100 BECAUSE IT WAS GOING TO BE A COMMERCIAL ABOUT THE BOY AND HIS MOTHER. 99 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:37,600 I'LL DO IT. 100 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,470 WAIT, WE'LL DO IT. 101 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:41,330 WHATEVER. WHERE DO I SIGN? 102 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:42,530 OH. 103 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,330 HEY, P.J., WHAT SMELLS SO GOOD? 104 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:54,100 - MOM'S MEAT LOAF. - SERIOUSLY, WHAT SMELLS SO GOOD? 105 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:56,600 GO ON, TRY IT. 106 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:05,030 WHOA. WHOA, THIS IS NOT YOUR MOTHER'S MEAT LOAF. 107 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:08,600 I MEAN, THIS HAS GOT, UM UM UM-- WHAT'S THE WORD? 108 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,670 - FLAVOR. - FLAVOR! YES. 109 00:05:10,670 --> 00:05:12,530 MOM WAS WORKING LATE AT THE HOSPITAL. 110 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:15,500 THE INGREDIENTS WERE ALL HERE, SO I GAVE IT A SHOT. 111 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,330 YOU GAVE IT A SHOT? 112 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:19,530 KID, YOU JUST HIT A HOME RUN. 113 00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:21,030 A HOME RUN? 114 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:23,330 COME ON, DAD, I THINK YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. 115 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:25,170 I HELPED. 116 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:27,530 YES. YES, YOU DID. 117 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:31,500 I DID MOST OF THE WORK. 118 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,000 P.J., YOU-- YOU HAVE A REAL GIFT. 119 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,600 - HEY, YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THIS AGAIN? - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 120 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,730 BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR MOTHER'S GOING TO BE WORKING LATE AGAIN, 121 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:41,630 ESPECIALLY IF I CALL HER SUPERVISOR. 122 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:43,630 -( timer dings ) -OH, MY BROWNIES ARE DONE. 123 00:05:43,630 --> 00:05:45,030 BROWNIES? 124 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:47,100 BE RIGHT BACK. I'M CALLING THE HOSPITAL. 125 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:55,170 ( doorbell rings ) 126 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:01,770 WELCOME TO THE SUPER ADVENTURELAND FAMILY! 127 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:03,530 - I GOT THE JOB? - HUG? 128 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,230 ANSWER THE QUESTION. 129 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:07,270 YES, YOU GOT THE JOB. 130 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:09,530 OH YAY! 131 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:11,530 YOU'RE GONNA BE PLAYING A PRINCESS. 132 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:14,030 OOH! A PRINCESS? I LIKE IT. 133 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:17,100 ACTUALLY WE DO A LITTLE SHOW TOGETHER, JUST THE TWO OF US. 134 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:20,670 WHY WOULD THEY PUT A PRINCESS IN A SHOW WITH A FROG? 135 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:26,730 OH YEAH. 136 00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:29,600 EMMETT, PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T THE STORY 137 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,370 WHERE THE PRINCESS KISSES THE FROG AND TURNS HIM INTO A PRINCE. 138 00:06:32,370 --> 00:06:34,600 EIGHT TIMES A DAY 139 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,270 AND NINE ON SUNDAYS. 140 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:39,570 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I'D HAVE TO KISS YOU? 141 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:41,370 I THOUGHT IT WOULD AFFECT YOUR DECISION. 142 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:44,400 WELL YEAH, IT TOTALLY WOULD AFFECT MY DECISION. 143 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,130 IS THIS WHY THE LAST GIRL QUIT? 144 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:50,600 OH YEAH. 145 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:58,600 GABE, THEY JUST SENT OVER THE SCRIPT FOR THE COMMERCIAL. 146 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,270 - COOL, LET'S READ IT. - OKAY. 147 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:03,470 "A BOY AND HIS MOTHER 148 00:07:03,470 --> 00:07:05,570 WALK THROUGH SUPER ADVENTURELAND." 149 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:07,770 THEN I SAY, "I LOVE THE NEW SUPER ADVENTURELAND. 150 00:07:07,770 --> 00:07:10,170 THE RIDES ARE FASTER AND THE LINES ARE SHORTER." 151 00:07:10,170 --> 00:07:12,570 "THE MOM SMILES AND NODS." 152 00:07:14,630 --> 00:07:18,400 THEN I SAY, "THE NEW SUPER ADVENTURELAND IS AWESOME." 153 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,370 AND I SAY, "AND SAFER TOO." 154 00:07:24,730 --> 00:07:26,570 WHAT? 155 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:30,130 WHAT, THAT'S IT? THAT'S MY ONLY LINE? 156 00:07:30,130 --> 00:07:32,300 WELL, MOM, THE COMMERCIAL'S FOR KIDS. 157 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:35,600 AND KIDS KIND OF START ZONING OUT WHEN THE ADULTS START TALKING. 158 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:39,270 THAT IS NOT TRUE. ADULTS CAN BE VERY-- 159 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:40,430 GABE! 160 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:44,300 I THINK WE NEED TO MAKE A FEW CHANGES. 161 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:47,300 WAIT. HOLD ON, MOM. CAN WE DO THAT? 162 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,470 OF COURSE. EVERYONE KNOWS THE SCRIPT IS JUST AN OUTLINE. 163 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:54,230 WE'LL JUST MAKE A COUPLE OF SMALL TWEAKS. 164 00:07:54,230 --> 00:07:58,130 HI, I'M AMY DUNCAN, 165 00:07:58,130 --> 00:08:00,200 REAL-LIFE MOTHER OF FOUR. 166 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,370 AND THESE DAYS, WHEN YOUR ENTERTAINMENT DOLLAR 167 00:08:02,370 --> 00:08:04,300 IS STRETCHED TIGHTER THAN A DRUM, 168 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:09,200 IT'S IMPORTANT TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR YOUR FAMILY'S FUN. 169 00:08:11,070 --> 00:08:13,600 THAT'S WHY I, AMY DUNCAN, 170 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,200 ALWAYS CHOOSE SUPER ADVENTURELAND. 171 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,470 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING TO SMILE ♪ 172 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:22,300 ♪ LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND ♪ 173 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:25,700 ♪ IT'S SUPER ADVENTURELAND. ♪ 174 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:27,670 AND SAFER TOO. 175 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:32,430 THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER. 176 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,170 - HEY, P.J. - HEY, DAD. 177 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,170 WHATCHA DOIN'? 178 00:08:57,170 --> 00:09:00,370 HOMEWORK. 179 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:02,130 HOMEWORK? 180 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:06,430 BEFORE DINNER? THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. 181 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,100 WELL, I'VE GOT A LOT TO DO. 182 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,430 AH, GOT IT. 183 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:12,170 GOT IT. 184 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:18,230 WHOA WHOA WHOA, I'M SORRY. DID YOU HEAR THAT? 185 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:20,130 HEAR-- HEAR WHAT? 186 00:09:20,130 --> 00:09:21,530 TUMMY'S GRUMBLING. 187 00:09:21,530 --> 00:09:23,770 YOU KNOW, WHAT WITH YOUR MOTHER WORKING LATE AND ALL... 188 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:26,630 OKAY, DAD, I'D COOK SOMETHING FOR YOU, 189 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,170 BUT I'VE REALLY GOTTA FINISH. 190 00:09:28,170 --> 00:09:31,300 OR YOU COULD COOK 191 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:34,270 AND I COULD DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 192 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:37,230 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAPPEN TO BE VERY GOOD AT "TRIGOMETRY." 193 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:40,500 IT'S MY SECOND LOVE. 194 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,300 DAD, YOUR SECOND LOVE 195 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:46,070 IS PRONOUNCED "TRIGONOMETRY." 196 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:49,200 AND EVEN IF I WANTED TO COOK, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO MAKE. 197 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:53,530 OH, MAN, I WISH I HAD STOPPED OFF AT THE STORE ON THE WAY HOME. 198 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:55,230 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 199 00:09:57,370 --> 00:10:00,030 I DID. 200 00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:03,230 OKAY, COME ON, YOU GET UP THERE AND YOU START COOKING. 201 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:06,200 AND I WILL HIT THE BOOKS. 202 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,470 - DAD, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? - ABSOLUTELY. 203 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:16,030 WOW. 204 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:17,570 NUMBER AND LETTERS, HUH? 205 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:20,530 IT'S FUN. 206 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:30,230 IF YOU KISS ME, I'LL TURN INTO A PRINCE. 207 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:33,200 Man: THE PRINCESS WASN'T SURE WHAT TO DO. 208 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,470 NO KIDDING. 209 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:38,200 BUT AT LAST SHE DECIDED TO KISS THE FROG. 210 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,730 EMMETT? 211 00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:52,270 - YOU'RE A PRINCE. - YOU FINALLY NOTICED. 212 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:54,200 ( orchestral music playing ) 213 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:34,670 I'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE. 214 00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:37,200 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT ME LIKE A FROG 215 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,700 WHEN ALL ALONG I'VE REALLY BEEN YOUR PRINCE. 216 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:51,230 WHOA! 217 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:07,030 I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM LAST NIGHT. 218 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,730 WELL, I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT 219 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,030 WHILE YOU HELP ME FOLD THE BOYS' UNDIES. 220 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:18,030 UH, I DREAMED THAT I KISSED THIS GUY 221 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,570 AND I FELL INSTANTLY IN LOVE WITH HIM-- 222 00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:23,700 A GUY THAT I COULD NEVER POSSIBLY BE IN LOVE WITH. 223 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:27,200 IS IT THE GUY WHO DELIVERS OUR WATER? 224 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,370 MY-- MY DREAM, MOM, NOT YOURS. 225 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,770 BATMAN. OH, THE LONE RANGER. 226 00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:38,400 IT WAS EMMETT. 227 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,570 OH. 228 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:43,070 WELL, BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS, RIGHT? 229 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:45,070 I CAN'T POSSIBLY BE IN LOVE WITH EMMETT. 230 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:47,730 I'VE KNOWN HIM SINCE WE WERE KIDS AND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SUPER ANNOYING. 231 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:51,400 I DON'T KNOW, TEDDY. LIFE CAN BE PRETTY FUNNY. 232 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:55,270 YEAH, BUT NOT THAT FUNNY, RIGHT? 233 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:59,100 OKAY, I'M GONNA TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. 234 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:03,100 ALL THROUGH SCHOOL, THERE WAS THIS REALLY ANNOYING KID WHO LIKED ME 235 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,730 AND I WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. 236 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:08,170 THEN IN HIGH SCHOOL I AGREED TO GO OUT WITH HIM. 237 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:10,770 AFTER A FEW DATES, WE KISSED. 238 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:13,370 AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING CHANGED. 239 00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:15,170 YOU KNOW WHO THAT FELLOW WAS? 240 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,500 PLEASE SAY BATMAN. 241 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:24,070 - IT WAS YOUR FATHER. - NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR. 242 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,200 WELL SORRY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 243 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,670 WHAT, SO EMMETT MIGHT BE MY TRUE LOVE? 244 00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:32,300 AND FUTURE FATHER OF YOUR FOUR CHILDREN. 245 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,030 AH! 246 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,530 SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD. 247 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,600 I'M MAKING CHILI. IT'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. 248 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:49,300 AH. THAT-- THAT ALL THE CHILI YOU MADE? 249 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,170 YEAH. IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US, RIGHT? 250 00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:53,170 WELL ACTUALLY... 251 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,730 IT'S THE FIVE OF US. 252 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:02,170 THIS IS BILLY, JOE, BARNEY, AND THEY ARE MIGHTY HUNGRY. 253 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:05,030 OKAY. OKAY. 254 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:08,430 BOBBY, JIM, BARBIE, COULD YOU EXCUSE US? 255 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,730 - DAD! - WHAT? 256 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:14,400 SO I'M SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY TURN CHILI FOR TWO INTO CHILI FOR FIVE? 257 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,770 THANK YOU. 258 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,770 THIS IS GONNA TAKE HOURS. 259 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,170 AND I HAVE A BOOK REPORT DUE ON "WUTHERING HEIGHTS." 260 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,430 ANYBODY READ "WUTHERING HEIGHTS"? 261 00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:30,330 ANYBODY SEE THE MOVIE? BARNEY. 262 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:33,030 YOU GOT A BOOK REPORT DUE. I NEED FIVE PAGES BY DESSERT. 263 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:40,770 BOB DUNCAN, YOU ARE SO LUCKY I BOUGHT EXTRA BEANS. 264 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:51,700 I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP, MR. FLUFFERMAN. 265 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:54,700 YEAH, ABOUT THAT, I GOT YOUR EMAIL, 266 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,070 SAW THAT YOU MADE SOME CHANGES TO THE SCRIPT. 267 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,170 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - YEAH. 268 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:02,230 ACTUALLY WE ALSO MADE SOME CHANGES-- SOME CASTING CHANGES. 269 00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:04,270 - WHAT? - OH. 270 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,670 OH, GIVE ME A MINUTE. 271 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,630 GABE, HONEY, THEY'RE REPLACING YOU. 272 00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:14,630 OH, NO. NO NO NO NO. 273 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:17,630 NO, WE'RE NOT REPLACING HIM. WE'RE REPLACING YOU. 274 00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:19,130 WHAT? ME? 275 00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:21,130 ME? 276 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,600 I'M THE STAR OF THE COMMERCIAL. 277 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,000 UH, YOU MAY BE THE STAR OF YOUR COMMERCIAL. 278 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,600 HE'S THE STAR OF OUR COMMERCIAL. 279 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,430 GO EASY ON HER, DANNY. SHE MEANS WELL. 280 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,600 WELL, GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE 281 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,730 WHO CAN REPLACE THIS. 282 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:39,670 UM, HEY, YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? 283 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:41,700 - YES. - YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED. 284 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,170 WOW, YOU ACTUALLY LOOK MORE LIKE MY MOM THAN SHE DOES. 285 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,730 -( doorbell rings ) - OKAY. 286 00:15:58,730 --> 00:16:00,170 COME ON IN. 287 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:01,700 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 288 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,600 WHY WOULD YOU THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG? 289 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,600 'CAUSE YOU CALLED AND INVITED ME OVER. 290 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,730 YOU'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. 291 00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:12,070 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT? 292 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,530 OH NO, SOMETHING IS WRONG. 293 00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:19,430 OKAY. SO, UH, HERE'S THE THING: 294 00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:21,770 I HAD A DREAM 295 00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:24,370 AND YOU WERE IN IT. 296 00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:27,330 AND YOUR GLASSES ARE FOGGING UP SO... 297 00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:31,000 ANYWAY, IN-- IN THE DREAM, 298 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,770 WE KISSED 299 00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:38,000 AND IT WAS A GOOD KISS. 300 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,730 THERE GO YOUR GLASSES AGAIN. 301 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:43,230 ANYWAY, I THOUGHT 302 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:46,300 SINCE WE HAVE TO KISS IN THE SHOW, 303 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,130 MAYBE IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF WE KISS HERE FIRST. 304 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:51,630 YOU KNOW, LIKE A-- LIKE A REHEARSAL. 305 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:55,000 THAT WAY WE CAN FIND OUT IF IT MEANS ANYTHING. 306 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,500 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 307 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,100 TRYING TO SAY OKAY. 308 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,330 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 309 00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,230 WELL, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH THEN. 310 00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,070 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. 311 00:17:06,070 --> 00:17:07,700 I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS SINCE I WAS NINE YEARS OLD. 312 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:10,730 I'M REALLY GONNA KISS TEDDY DUNCAN. AND IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT. 313 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,030 HERE GOES NOTHING. 314 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,470 - WAIT. - WHAT? 315 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,500 WHAT IF IT ISN'T? 316 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,000 - WHAT IF WHAT ISN'T? - THE KISS-- WHAT IF IT ISN'T PERFECT? 317 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,630 WELL, THEN WE'LL KNOW THAT THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US. 318 00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:26,370 - NOW PUCKER UP. - NO, TEDDY. 319 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,370 IF THE KISS ISN'T PERFECT, I LOSE MY DREAM. 320 00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:30,130 LESS YAKKING, MORE SMACKING. 321 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:33,470 NO NO NO! I'M NOT GONNA KISS YOU. 322 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,630 YES YOU ARE! I NEED TO KNOW. 323 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,130 AND I NEED TO NOT KNOW. 324 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:40,070 - KISS ME! - NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! 325 00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:42,070 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KISS ME AT WORK. 326 00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:45,000 - NO I WON'T. I QUIT. - AH! 327 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,330 GET BACK HERE AND KISS ME, YOU LITTLE WIMP! 328 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,470 HI, MRS. DABNEY. 329 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,470 ALL RIGHT, SUPER ADVENTURELAND COMMERCIAL TAKE ONE. 330 00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:00,770 AND ACTION! 331 00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:04,430 I LOVE THE NEW SUPER ADVENTURELAND! 332 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,730 THE RIDES ARE FASTER AND THE LINES ARE SHORTER. 333 00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:08,730 THE NEW SUPER ADVENTURELAND IS AWESOME. 334 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,730 CUT! 335 00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:12,770 UH... 336 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,370 WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 337 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,770 WALKING. 338 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:18,070 ( sighs ) OKAY, WE SAID THAT YOU COULD BE AN EXTRA. 339 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:21,130 AND THAT MEANS YOU WALK, ALL RIGHT? AND NOT IN PLACE. 340 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:24,000 OKAY, EVERYBODY BACK TO ONE. LET'S GO. FROM THE TOP. 341 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,070 HERE WE GO. 342 00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:28,700 AND ACTION. 343 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:31,730 I LOVE THE NEW SUPER ADVENTURELAND! 344 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,130 THE RIDES ARE FASTER AND THE LINES ARE SHORTER. 345 00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:36,330 THE NEW SUPER ADVENTURELAND IS AWESOME. 346 00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:38,770 AND SAFER TOO. 347 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:40,770 CUT! 348 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,630 WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 349 00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:46,170 I'M SORRY. UM, DID YOU NOT WANT ME TO SAY THAT ANYMORE? 350 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,700 NO, I DIDN'T. 351 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:51,000 OKAY, WELL, YOU SHOULD BE MORE CLEAR ABOUT THAT. 352 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,400 ONE MORE TIME. 353 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,730 PLEASE, EVERYBODY, HERE WE GO. 354 00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:59,530 OKAY. NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. 355 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:02,300 AND ACTION. 356 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,430 I LOVE THE NEW SUPER ADVENTURELAND! 357 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:07,070 THE RIDES ARE FASTER AND THE LINES ARE SHORTER. 358 00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:09,300 THE NEW SUPER ADVENTURELAND IS AWESOME. 359 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,030 AND SAFER TOO. 360 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:13,700 AND HOW! 361 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,230 CUT. SECURITY. 362 00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:18,200 WHAT? GUYS, PUT ME DOWN. 363 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,570 AH, THANK GOODNESS THAT IS OVER. 364 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,670 IT'S GONNA BE A LOT EASIER WITHOUT HER. 365 00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:25,570 AND SAFER TOO. 366 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:32,430 GREAT NEWS-- I AM GETTING AN "F" 367 00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,230 IN "TRIGOMETRY." 368 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:37,070 - WHAT? - AND I'M NOT DOING SO HOT IN ENGLISH EITHER. 369 00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:39,270 PLEASE TELL BARNEY THAT NO ONE IN "WUTHERING HEIGHTS" 370 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:41,200 CARRIED A LIGHTSABER. 371 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:45,230 - OH, P.J., COME ON. - DAD, I'M SORRY, 372 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:47,070 BUT I CAN'T COOK FOR YOU ANYMORE. 373 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:50,000 MY GRADES ARE SUFFERING AND IT'S NOT HEALTHY FOR YOU. 374 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,730 HOW MUCH WEIGHT HAVE YOU PUT ON SINCE I'VE BEEN COOKING? 375 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:53,770 - TWO POUNDS. - DAD? 376 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:55,500 NINE POUNDS. 377 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,730 WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS 378 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:01,300 WHEN YOU WERE SLIM AND I WAS GETTING SOLID "D"s. 379 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:07,400 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 380 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:15,330 CHARLIE, CAN YOU COOK FOR DADDY? 381 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,530 NO, DADDY. 382 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,770 OH HI. HI. YOU MUST BE THE NEW FROG. 383 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,270 I'M THE PRINCESS. 384 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:35,130 I JUST-- I WANTED TO SAY HELLO SINCE WE'LL BE WORKING 385 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:37,170 AND KISSING TOGETHER. 386 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,430 I'M SO GLAD THEY BROUGHT SOMEONE NEW IN HERE. 387 00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:44,670 THINGS GOT KIND OF COMPLICATED WITH THE OLD FROG. 388 00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:48,370 SO WITH YOU AND ME, IT'S GONNA BE NICE AND SIMPLE. 389 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,370 HEY, TEDDY. 390 00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:55,000 SPENCER? 391 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000 AW, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 392 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:07,500 Well, Charlie, it's been a strange week. 393 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,400 Um, I had a dream that my frog was a prince 394 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,070 and then my ex-prince showed up as a frog 395 00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:15,400 and now I have to kiss him over and over. 396 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,400 Stay tuned. 397 00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:24,670 Hey, Mom, what you doin'? 398 00:21:24,670 --> 00:21:26,700 Just walking. 399 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,530 In place? 400 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,730 Don't you ever do that? 401 00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:35,070 Keep moving. 402 00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:37,530 Go on. 403 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,530 Well, that's our mom. 404 00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:42,070 She sees a camera and she can't help herself. 405 00:21:42,070 --> 00:21:43,770 Good luck, Charlie. 406 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,770 And how. 407 00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:55,270 HEY, WHAT IS THAT THING? 408 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:57,600 I BOUGHT IT AT THE SUPER ADVENTURELAND GIFT SHOP. 409 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,000 - IT'S A TIME MACHINE. - OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, BOB. 410 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,370 WHY WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT? 411 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:05,530 THE GUY SAID IT WORKS. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 412 00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:08,500 I'M GONNA SET IT BACK FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. 413 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,530 ( whirring sound ) 414 00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:14,670 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, HERE'S THE SCHEDULE 415 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,670 FOR TODAY'S TRIP TO SUPER ADVENTURELAND. 416 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,070 I PLANNED EVERYTHING TO THE MINUTE. 417 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:22,230 DEPART PROMPTLY AT 8:57 A.M.; 418 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:25,400 Both: 9:33 A.M.A.L. PARKING LOT, 419 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,230 OH MY GOSH. 420 00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:29,630 - QUESTION. "SUPER ADVENTURELAND." 421 00:22:29,630 --> 00:22:31,030 THANK YOU. 422 00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:33,670 IT REALLY WORKS. 423 00:22:33,670 --> 00:22:36,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 424 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,570 SETTING THIS TO BEFORE WE HAD KIDS. 425 00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:39,630 GO GO! 31031

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