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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:11,400 HONEY, YOU ARE GOING TOLOVEMY HALLOWEEN COSTUME THIS YEAR. 2 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,030 BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU ARE GONNA LOVEMINE. 3 00:00:14,030 --> 00:00:16,530 NO, YOU'RE GONNA LOVEMINEMORE. 4 00:00:16,530 --> 00:00:18,730 - NO, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MINE MORE. - GUYS! 5 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:22,030 SAVE THE CREEPINESS FOR TONIGHT. 6 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 BY THE WAY, I CAN'T TAKE CHARLIE TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,700 I'VE GOT PLANS. 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,070 IVY AND I CAN TAKE HER. WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY, BUT THAT'S NOT UNTIL LATER. 9 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:37,630 YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PLANS ARE? 10 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:42,070 OKAY, YOU FORCED IT OUT OF ME. 11 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:45,070 I AM GOING OUT 12 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:47,370 WITH A GIRL. 13 00:00:47,370 --> 00:00:50,400 SO IS EMMETT GOING AS BEYONCE AGAIN? 14 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:54,130 HER NAME IS ZOEY, AND I MET HER WHILE DELIVERING CHICKEN-- 15 00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:57,600 TWO PIECE, DARK MEAT, GRAVY ON THE SIDE. 16 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,670 - WOW, SHE SOUNDS GREAT. - I KNOW. 17 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,100 SHE'S A LOT OF FUN. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HER. 18 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,100 LOVE HER ALREADY. ( laughs ) 19 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,130 - STOP THAT. -( door opens ) 20 00:01:08,130 --> 00:01:10,270 WELL, I FOR ONE AM GLAD TO HEAR 21 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:12,570 THAT P.J. HAS GOTTEN OVER SKYLER AND HAS FOUND A NEW GIRL. 22 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:14,170 HEY, SO LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK 23 00:01:14,170 --> 00:01:16,100 AT BEYONCE EMMETT, I'M HAPPY. 24 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:19,170 ( rock music playing ) 25 00:01:19,170 --> 00:01:20,770 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 26 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:22,530 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 27 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:25,400 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 28 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,300 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 29 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,100 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 30 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,100 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 31 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,400 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 32 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,570 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 33 00:01:38,570 --> 00:01:40,570 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 34 00:01:40,570 --> 00:01:42,270 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 35 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:45,130 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 36 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:46,770 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 37 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:48,570 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 38 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:51,500 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 39 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,730 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 40 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:57,570 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 41 00:01:57,570 --> 00:02:01,500 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 42 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:05,500 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 43 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,130 ( doorbell rings ) 44 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,300 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MRS. DABNEY. - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 45 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,070 I SEE YOU PUT ON EARLY THIS YEAR.E 46 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,500 AND I SEE YOU'RE GOING DEVIL CHILD AGAIN. 47 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:36,630 OH, YOU ADDED THE WORD "EVIL" THIS YEAR. NICE TOUCH. 48 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:39,100 I LIKE TO KEEP IT FRESH. 49 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,500 ANYHOO, I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TROUBLE 50 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,070 THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE ON HALLOWEEN. 51 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:47,000 YOU MEAN THE TROUBLE THAT STARTED 11 YEARS AGO 52 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,330 ABOUT THE SAME TIME YOU LEARNED TO WALK? 53 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,530 EVERY YEAR, AND YOUR HOUSE GETS EGGED.RED 54 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:58,370 FOR JUST $50, THAT STOPS.SURE 55 00:02:58,370 --> 00:03:01,030 SO YOU'RE OFFERING ME PROTECTION... 56 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:02,670 FROMYOU. 57 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:07,100 FROM AN UNNAMED HOOLIGAN. 58 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,300 NAMED GABE. 59 00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:14,130 WHO HURT YOU SO BAD THAT YOU CAN'T TRUST? 60 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:19,470 ALL RIGHT, FINE. I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE. 61 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:22,500 - YOU'VE GOT A DEAL. - ALL RIGHT. 62 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,730 I'LL JUST TAKE THAT 50 AND WE'LL MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES. 63 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:27,770 I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY JUST SITTING AROUND. 64 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:30,070 I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE TIME. 65 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,630 ALL RIGHT. 66 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:36,470 YOU BETTER HURRY. 67 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:39,270 IT GETS DARK VERY EARLY THIS TIME OF YEAR. 68 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:44,130 ( laughs ) I LOVE HALLOWEEN. 69 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:48,370 SO DO I. 70 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:53,700 ( owl hoots ) 71 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:57,000 Well, Charlie, as you can probably see 72 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 us Duncans take Halloween 73 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,630 very seriously. 74 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:04,170 -( door opens ) -( Amy with deep voice ) I'm home. 75 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:05,770 Oh, I wonder who that could be. 76 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:08,300 Why, it's Dad! 77 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,270 Hi, I'm Bob 78 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:12,730 of Bob's Bugs Be Gone. 79 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:15,330 How's your vermin? 80 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,170 ( door opens ) 81 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,200 ( Bob with high-pitched voice ) I'm home! 82 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:24,000 Well, if it isn't... Ashley Tisdale? 83 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:27,200 ( normal voice ) I'm Mom, 84 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,530 and I'm astar. 85 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,570 Ba-bam! 86 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:35,000 Yeah? Well well, I'm not an exterminator. 87 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,230 I'm a pest control specialist. 88 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:39,070 Did I ever tell you about the time 89 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,030 I went to Southwest Denver Community College? 90 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:45,100 Me want donut. Me want donut. 91 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:48,000 Well, things are getting a little ugly. 92 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,500 We'll see you at Thanksgiving. 93 00:04:52,670 --> 00:04:55,670 HEY, GABE. YOU GONNA PUT ON YOUR COSTUME? 94 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,500 HEY, EVERYBODY. 95 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:05,500 - WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? - I'M A GOTH WEARING A MUSTACHE. 96 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:08,670 WELL, THAT'S KIND OF A WEIRD COSTUME. 97 00:05:08,670 --> 00:05:11,570 NOT AS WEIRD AS LITTLE BO PEEP. 98 00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:14,630 WELL, ACTUALLY, THE LITTLE BO PEEP COSTUME WASN'T APPROPRIATE-- 99 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:17,770 THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH BO, A LITTLE TOO MUCH PEEP. 100 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:19,770 - HMM. - NO, I'M MARY 101 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:21,770 FROM "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB." 102 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:24,630 OH! BUT I SEEM TO BE MISSING SOMETHING. 103 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:26,630 OH, LITTLE LAMB. 104 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,470 ( giggles ) 105 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:34,470 - GO AHEAD, CHARLIE, SAY IT. - BAA. 106 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:39,200 CARROTS? WHERE'S THE CANDY? 107 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,470 OH, WE'RE NOT GIVING OUT CANDY THIS YEAR. 108 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:45,000 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO HAND OUT HEALTHY SNACKS INSTEAD. 109 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,730 WE'RE GONNA BETHATHOUSE? 110 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,170 -( doorbell rings ) - OUR FIRST TRICK-OR-TREATER. 111 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,700 CARROTS? YOU'RETHATHOUSE? 112 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:07,270 IVY, WE'RE GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY. WHERE IS YOUR COSTUME? 113 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:09,630 OH, I'VE GOT A COSTUME. 114 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,630 ( gasps, screaming ) 115 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,300 THAT IS SO REAL. 116 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:21,470 I WAS GONNA PUT THE CLEAVER ON MY HEAD, 117 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:23,330 BUT I DIDN'T WANNA COMPETE WITH ALL THIS. 118 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:26,370 ( doorbell rings ) 119 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:31,270 - TRICK OR TREAT! - OH MY GOSH, A TEDDY BEAR. 120 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:34,770 THAT IS SO ADORABLE. YOU KNOW, MY NAME IS TEDDY. 121 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,770 TRICK OR TREAT! 122 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:40,530 HERE YOU GO, TEDDY BEAR. 123 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:44,230 CARROTS. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 124 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,270 TEDDY BEAR'S GOT A LITTLE 'TUDE. 125 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:51,030 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN. - THANKS. 126 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:56,530 DON'T BOTHER. 127 00:07:02,470 --> 00:07:04,430 ( doorbell rings ) 128 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:08,470 MRS. DABNEY? 129 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,000 Mrs. Dabney: GO AWAY! THIS IS A RECORDING! 130 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,100 - IT'S GABE! -( switch clicks ) 131 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,630 HUH! IRONIC, 132 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:20,700 CONSIDERING ALL THE TIMES I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT REMOVING YOUR HEAD. 133 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:25,100 I'M HERE FOR MY 50 BUCKS. 134 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:27,570 - FIRST SIGN THIS. - WHAT IS IT? 135 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:29,370 A CONTRACT GUARANTEEING 136 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:31,330 THAT NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 137 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:39,030 NOW GO AWAY BEFORE YOU ATTRACT THE TREAT-OR-TRICKERS. 138 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:42,630 YOU MEAN THE TRICK-OR-TREATERS? 139 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,730 WHATEVER. I HATE THIS HOLIDAY. 140 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:52,400 -( doorbell rings ) - I'VE GOT IT. 141 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:57,300 - HEY. - HI. 142 00:07:57,300 --> 00:08:00,170 ZOEY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY MOM-- I MEAN MY DAD-- 143 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:02,500 GUYS, YOUR COSTUMES ARE TOO GOOD. 144 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,200 - HI. - HI. 145 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,170 - HEY. - AND YOUR COSTUME IS BLOWING MY MIND. 146 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:10,270 - RIGHT? - WELL, I GUESS. 147 00:08:10,270 --> 00:08:12,570 UM, WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 148 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:15,000 MY SISTER. SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS. 149 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:19,430 WOW. NOW I GET IT. 150 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:20,700 MY PARENTS ARE DRESSED AS EACH OTHER. 151 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,630 - YEAH. - YOU REMIND ME A LOT OF MY PARENTS. 152 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:28,270 - DO THEY LIKE TO HAVE FUN TOO? - NO, I MEANT THAT THERE ARE TWO OF THEM. 153 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:34,630 WELL, WE SHOULD GET GOING. 154 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:37,570 - HAVE FUN. - YEAH. BYE. 155 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:43,000 - WOW, SHE'S A SPARK PLUG. - ( chuckles ) 156 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,470 - HEY, BEYONCE EMMETT'S LOOKING BETTER AND BETTER. - ( laughs ) 157 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:52,100 HEY, KIDDO, THAT YOUR SECOND COSTUME? IT'S KINDA LAME. 158 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:55,230 YEAH, WHO CARES? SECOND TIME AROUND IS ALL ABOUT VOLUME. 159 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,730 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 160 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,500 WHAT? I DIDN'T DO THIS. 161 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:11,670 SOMEONE DID, AND I PAID YOU $50 TOPROTECTMY HOUSE. 162 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:14,030 BUT IT WASN'T ME. 163 00:09:14,030 --> 00:09:16,370 BUT IT WILL BE YOU CLEANING IT UP. 164 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:19,030 HUH! I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK SO. 165 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:22,230 LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE CONTRACT YOU SIGNED. 166 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:24,630 RIGHT THERE. 167 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:28,630 "IF PROVIDER, GABE DUNCAN, FAILS TO PROTECT SAID RESIDENCE, 168 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:31,500 THE PROVIDER, GABE DUNCAN, AGREES TO WORK FOR MRS. DABNEY 169 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,700 FOR ONE FULL DAY..." WORK FOR YOU DOING WHAT? 170 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:38,670 - KEEP READING. - "...DOING WHATEVER MRS. DABNEY TELLS HIM TO." 171 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,630 - YOU TRICKED ME. - AND THAT'S MY TREAT. 172 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,170 OH. 173 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,300 - GO AHEAD, CHARLIE. GO GET A PIECE OF CANDY. - GO AHEAD. 174 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:04,170 - ( yells ) - ( screams ) 175 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,400 - CHARLIE! - I'LL GET HER. 176 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,530 ( laughs ) THAT WAS HILARIOUS! 177 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:11,630 NO, IT WASN'T. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 178 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:13,330 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S HALLOWEEN. 179 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:15,370 YEAH, BUT SCARING A TWO-YEAR-OLD ISN'T FUNNY. 180 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:18,000 - IT'S MEAN. - SHE'S ONLY TWO? 181 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,700 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW. 182 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,630 - HERE, TAKE SOME EXTRA CANDY. - THANK YOU. 183 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:27,570 - ( cackling ) - ( screams ) 184 00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:32,230 OH! WHAT? 185 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,630 ( boy laughing ) 186 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:38,630 KARL, ONE; TRICK-OR-TREATERS, ZERO. 187 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:41,730 OH, WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? 188 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:43,670 I ADDED SOME ROTTEN EGGS TO THE FAKE BLOOD. 189 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:45,400 IT'S KIND OF MY SECRET SAUCE. 190 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,770 UGH! 191 00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:49,170 I CAN'T GO TO A PARTY SMELLING LIKE THIS. 192 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:52,330 A PARTY? I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW. 193 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,300 REACH INTO THE CAULDRON. THERE'S SOME PERFUME IN THERE. 194 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,730 OH, REACH INTO YOUR OWN CAULDRON, YOU CLUMP NUGGET! 195 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,430 ( exasperated sigh ) I HATE THAT KARL KID! 196 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:11,270 I MEAN, NO ONE WOULD EVEN TALK TO ME AT THE PARTY. 197 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:14,300 CAN YOU BLAME THEM? MARY HAD A LITTLE SMELL. 198 00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:19,130 WE NEED TO TEACH KARL A LESSON. 199 00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:22,500 WELL, CAN YOU TEACH IT FROM OVER THERE? YOU'VE STILL GOT A LITTLE STINK ON. 200 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,430 IVY, 201 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,500 I WANT REVENGE. 202 00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:32,170 OKAY, SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 203 00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:33,530 HOW ABOUT THIS? 204 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:36,370 I GET A LIBRARY CARD IN KARL'S NAME, 205 00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:38,600 I CHECK OUT A LOT OF BOOKS 206 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:42,200 AND I KEEP THEM WELL PAST THEIR DUE DATES. 207 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:49,070 OKAY, I'M NO GOOD AT THIS. HELP ME. 208 00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:51,770 OKAY, FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT. 209 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:54,230 IVY'S GONNA INTRODUCE YOU TO 210 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,700 ( whispers ) THE DARK SIDE. 211 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:03,130 ( groans ) 212 00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:05,630 I HATE NOVEMBER 1st. 213 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:09,130 YEAH, THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH MALTED MILK BALLS-- 214 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:12,070 ONE'S TOO MANY AND 1,000 AREN'T ENOUGH. 215 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:16,200 NO MORE CANDY EVER AGAIN. 216 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,700 - RIGHT AFTER THIS PIECE. - NUH-UH. THAT'S IT. 217 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:24,200 I'M THROWING THE REST OUT. OOH, CARAMEL. 218 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,030 HEY, EVERYBODY. 219 00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:29,670 UH, YOU DO KNOW HALLOWEEN'S OVER. 220 00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:31,170 WHY ARE YOU STILL WEARING YOUR COSTUME? 221 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:33,770 THIS ISN'T MY COSTUME. THIS IS MY NEW LOOK. 222 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,070 SO YOU WEREN'T IN COSTUME LAST NIGHT? 223 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:40,330 WELL, SURE I WAS. HELLO, FAKE MUSTACHE? 224 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:45,230 - P.J., YOU'RE A GOTH NOW? - THAT'S RIGHT, 225 00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,070 AND BECAUSE I'M THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF WHAT I USED TO BE, 226 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,470 FROM NOW ON CALL ME J.P. 227 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,700 IF YOU'RE THE TOTAL OPPOSITE, SHOULDN'T WE CALL YOU ALBERT EINSTEIN? 228 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,430 ALBERT WHO? 229 00:12:58,430 --> 00:13:01,670 -( doorbell rings ) - P.J., I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 230 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:04,470 - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? - ZOEY. 231 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,030 OH. THAT'S WHY. 232 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,200 HI. 233 00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,470 HI. 234 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:15,070 I THINK I LIKE THE SISTER BETTER. 235 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:28,400 ( sighs ) OKAY. 236 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,270 ALL THE EGG'S GONE. CAN I TAKE A BREAK NOW? 237 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:34,200 HOLD ON, LET ME CHECK THE CONTRACT. 238 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,200 NOPE. 239 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:40,330 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S NEXT? 240 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:43,070 I NEED YOU TO GIVE KABOODLE A BATH. 241 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:45,230 I'M NOT GIVING YOUR CAT A BATH! 242 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:48,730 - WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? - SHAVE MR. DABNEY'S BACK. 243 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:52,500 HERE, KITTY KITTY. 244 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,030 THAT CAT OF YOURS DOES NOT LIKE TAKING BATHS. 245 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:05,370 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I HAD YOU DO IT. 246 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:10,030 ALL RIGHT, WHAT-- WHAT'S NEXT? 247 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:13,500 YOU NEED TO GIVE KABOODLE HIS VITAMIN. 248 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,730 IS HE SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW THIS? 249 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:22,570 OH NO, THAT GOES IN THE OTHER END. 250 00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:28,470 AND IF YOU THOUGHT HE DIDN'T LIKE BATHS? OOH! 251 00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:41,530 HEY, ZOEY AND I ARE GOING OUT NOW. 252 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,400 DON'T WAIT UP. WE'LL BE BACK KINDA LATE. 253 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:47,000 - WHERE ARE YOU KIDS OFF TO? - WELL, I SUGGESTED MINIGOLF, 254 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,130 BUT ZOEY WANTED TO GO TO THE CEMETERY. 255 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,730 SO WE COMPROMISED-- WE'RE GOING TO THE CEMETERY. 256 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,100 - WHO ARE YOU? - I'M P.J. 257 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,470 NO. 258 00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:02,300 THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. I'M J.P. NOW. 259 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,030 OKAY, WELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE, 260 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,330 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS GOTH THING? 261 00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:09,130 MOM, DAD, DON'T WORRY. 262 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:11,500 I'M STILL THE SAME GUY YOU KNOW AND LOVE. 263 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,370 OH, MOM, BY THE WAY, I RAN OUT OF EYELINER 264 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,770 AND I HAD TO BORROW SOME OF YOURS. 265 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:21,370 BOB, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS? 266 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:25,000 - NOTHING. - DOING NOTHING ISN'T MY THING. 267 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,600 TRUST ME, P.J. IS GONNA BE JUST FINE. 268 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,300 FORGOT MY NAIL POLISH. 269 00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:34,470 AND IF HE ISN'T, THEN WE'VE GOT 270 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:36,530 ALL THESE OTHER KIDS WE CAN PIN OUR HOPES ON. 271 00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:43,130 ALL RIGHT, I'VE DONE EVERYTHING YOU'VE ASKED. 272 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:47,030 - CAN I GO NOW? - ( sighs ) WELL, 273 00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:51,370 I HATE TO SEE A BEAUTIFUL DAY END, 274 00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:56,670 BUT YOU CAN GO AFTER YOU TAKE OUT THAT TRASH. 275 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:05,200 WHAT'S ALL THIS? EGG CARTONS, 276 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,770 TOILET PAPER ROLLS. 277 00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:09,600 ( gasps ) YOU SET ME UP. 278 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,200 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 279 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:16,700 YOU EGGED AND T.P.'D YOUR OWN HOUSE. 280 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,470 WHO HURT YOU SO BAD THAT YOU CAN'T TRUST? 281 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,530 WELL PLAYED, MRS. D. 282 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,400 YOU ARE A WORTHY ADVERSARY. 283 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,500 AS ARE YOU. 284 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,630 - UNTIL NEXT YEAR? - I'LL BE HERE. 285 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,730 ( doorbell rings ) 286 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,770 - YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? - YEAH, KARL, COME ON IN. 287 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,170 COME ON. LOOK, HAVE A SEAT. 288 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,770 LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO WARN YOU ABOUT MY FRIEND TEDDY. 289 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:52,300 YOU TICKED OFF THE WRONG PERSON. 290 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,430 SO WHAT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OFHERNOW? 291 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,500 VERYAFRAID. 292 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,130 SHE HAS PROBLEMS-- 293 00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:00,700 ANGER PROBLEMS. 294 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,130 MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB HAS ANGER PROBLEMS? 295 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:08,270 YES, AND WHEN YOU MESSED WITH HER LITTLE LAMB, 296 00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:11,600 SCARY IS WHERE MARY IS SURE TO GO. 297 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,500 Teddy: IVY, I'M BACK. 298 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,170 OH NO. OKAY, THIS ISN'T GOOD. 299 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,270 STAY HERE. I'LL DEAL WITH THIS. 300 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:29,170 DON'T GET MAD. KARL'S HERE. 301 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,600 Teddy: WHAT?! WHAT, HE'S HERE?! 302 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,730 WHO BROUGHT HIM INTO THIS HOUSE?! 303 00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:35,670 Ivy: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE PEACE. 304 00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:38,100 Teddy: I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED! 305 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,700 -( knife zings ) - Ivy:WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 306 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:43,000 PUT THAT DOWN! NO! 307 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,500 -( screaming ) NO! -( knife thuds ) 308 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,730 SAVE YOURSELF. 309 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,400 SHE'S NOT RIGHT. 310 00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:04,370 HELLO, KARL. 311 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,430 - DON'T HURT ME. - ( chuckles ) OH, DON'T WORRY. 312 00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:18,600 - ( whimpers ) - IN A MINUTE, YOU WON'T FEELANYTHING. 313 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:22,170 - HA! - PLEASE, I'M SORRY! 314 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:25,570 ( screams ) LET ME GO! 315 00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:28,570 - NO! ( crying ) - ( girls laughing ) 316 00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:31,170 YEAH, YOU KEEP RUNNING, KARL! 317 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:32,670 AND DON'T COME BACK! 318 00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:35,270 THAT WAS AWESOME. 319 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,100 YOU WERE AWESOME. 320 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,130 GREAT PLAN, SMART PLAN. 321 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,200 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A GENIUS. 322 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,370 - OH, YOU'RE A GENIUS. - ( door rattling ) 323 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 - LOCKED OUT? - LOCKED OUT. 324 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,100 ( doorbell rings ) 325 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,100 ( wolf howls ) 326 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,300 "BUT THE FACT IS I WAS NAPPING, 327 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,000 AND SO GENTLY YOU CAME RAPPING, 328 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,630 AND SO FAINTLY YOU CAME TAPPING, 329 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:03,300 TAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR, 330 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,500 THAT I SCARCE WAS SURE I HEARD YOU-- 331 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,200 HERE I OPENED WIDE THE DOOR; 332 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,000 -DARKNESS THERE..." - BE RIGHT BACK. 333 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,770 "DEEP INTO THE DARKNESS PEERING, 334 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:15,070 LONG I STOOD THERE WONDERING, FEARING, 335 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:19,230 - DOUBTING, DREAMING DREAMS NO MORTAL..." - MOM. 336 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:23,070 HI, SWEETIE. 337 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,630 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 338 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,070 OH, JUST... 339 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:29,300 PAYING MY RESPECTS. 340 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,230 TO WHO? 341 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,270 EZEKIEL FITCHHORN. 342 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:39,230 HE DIED IN 1928. 343 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:41,630 TIME DOES NOT HEAL ALL WOUNDS. 344 00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:44,730 REALLY, MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 345 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,630 OH, P.J., COME HERE. 346 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,700 - HONEY, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. - STOP WORRYING. 347 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,700 THIS IS WHO I AM NOW. 348 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,100 IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKEYOU. 349 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,600 HONEY, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CEMETERY 350 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,230 AT 11:00 AT NIGHT WHEN YOU COULD BE AT HOME IN BED. 351 00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:04,730 - I DO LIKE TO GO TO BED EARLY. - I KNOW, 352 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:07,470 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A NIGHTTIME PERSON. 353 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:10,230 I KNOW. I'M A DAYTIME PERSON. 354 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:14,070 AW. AND LOOK AT YOU, ALL IN BLACK. 355 00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:17,230 - BLACK ISN'T ME. I LIKE PASTELS. - RIGHT. 356 00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,100 SWEETIE, 357 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,730 WHEN YOU'RE WITH THE RIGHT PERSON, 358 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:24,200 YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE WHO YOU ARE. 359 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,500 THEN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO CHANGE DAD? 360 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,230 BECAUSE THAT'S WHOIAM. 361 00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:34,130 HONEY, YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT GUY, 362 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:37,530 AND SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS A VERY LUCKY GIRL 363 00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:40,100 WHO WILL FIND THAT OUT. I PROMISE. 364 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:42,730 - COME HERE. - THANKS, MOM. 365 00:20:45,730 --> 00:20:48,100 - SO ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO ZOEY? - YEAH. 366 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,370 I'VE JUST GOTTA BE HONEST WITH HER, 367 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,530 YOU KNOW, TELL HER IT'S NOT WORKING. 368 00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:55,100 "SO THAT NOW, TO THE STILL BEATING OF MY HEART..." 369 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,230 THE POLICE ARE HERE! RUN! 370 00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:01,670 WHAT WAS THAT? 371 00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:04,100 I DON'T LIKE TO HURT PEOPLE. 372 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,470 THAT'S WHO I AM. 373 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:15,700 Well, Charlie, my trip to the dark side went very well. 374 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:19,230 - I showed her the way. - Yeah. ( giggles ) 375 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:21,130 Turns out I like scaring people, 376 00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:23,230 ( deep voice ) and I'm good at it. 377 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,070 Reallygood at it. 378 00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:31,300 Scarilygood at it. 379 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,400 Give it a rest, Mary. 380 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,370 Good luck, Charlie. 381 00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:42,400 ( vacuum whirring ) 382 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,400 ( doorbell rings ) 383 00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:53,370 WELL, HELLO HELLO HELLO. 384 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,100 DO I KNOW YOU? 385 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:58,670 I AM THE GHOST OF EZEKIEL FITCHHORN. 386 00:21:58,670 --> 00:22:00,300 YOU PAID ME A VISIT THE OTHER NIGHT. 387 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,330 I'M HERE TO RETURN THE FAVOR. 388 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:07,370 - COME ON IN. - WHY THANK YOU. 389 00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:11,770 SAY, HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU 390 00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:14,270 YOU'RE THE BEE'S KNEES? 391 00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:17,030 UH, MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER. 392 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,430 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE TIME WITH A GHOST? 393 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:23,530 OH, ZEKE, THAT'S REALLY FLATTERING, 394 00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:26,030 ( chuckling ) 90 YEARS OLDER AND DEAD, 395 00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:28,030 I'D BE ALL OVER THAT. 396 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:31,170 - SINCE I'M NOT... - ( whirring ) 397 00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:36,730 Ezekiel:NEXT TIME, WILL SUFFICE.THANK YOU" 28957

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