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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,330 LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 2 00:00:09,330 --> 00:00:11,570 OKAY, SEE YOU THEN, BUDDY. 3 00:00:11,570 --> 00:00:15,230 -( beep ) - CLUMP NUGGET! 4 00:00:15,230 --> 00:00:18,270 - WHO'S A CLUMP NUGGET? - MIKE GOGAN. 5 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:21,230 UH-OH, MUST BE TIME FOR BOWLING WITH THE GOGANS. 6 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:23,100 DON'T YOU MEAN LOSING TO THE GOGANS? 7 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:25,400 HEY, COME ON, LET'S HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE. 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,400 I MEAN, SURE WE'VE LOST TO THEM FIVE YEARS IN A ROW, 9 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:32,400 AND SURE WE'VE NEVER COME WITHIN 50 PINS. 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,300 SURE. DAD GIVES THE WORST PEP TALKS IN HISTORY. 11 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:37,330 HEY, THAT'S NOT THE WAY WINNERS TALK. 12 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:41,100 MOM, IF I KNEW HOW WINNERS TALKED, MY NAME WOULD BE TEDDY GOGAN. 13 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:44,430 WELL NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER TOLD YOU KIDS THIS, 14 00:00:44,430 --> 00:00:47,670 BUT I WAS THE STAR OF THE SOUTHWEST DENVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE 15 00:00:47,670 --> 00:00:50,230 WOMEN'S BOWLING TEAM. 16 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:51,730 YOU WERE? 17 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:54,300 OH, GEE, I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT THAT. 18 00:00:57,430 --> 00:00:59,630 SEEMS LIKE YOU WERE ON EVERY CLUB AND TEAM AT THAT SCHOOL. 19 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,430 HOW DID YOU HAVE TIME FOR CLASSES? 20 00:01:01,430 --> 00:01:03,130 I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT SCHOOL HAD CLASSES. 21 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,470 TO ME, IT WAS MORE OF AN ACTIVITY CENTER. 22 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:08,330 DAD, I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS, 23 00:01:08,330 --> 00:01:11,230 BUT I THINK I'M TOO BUSY FOR BOWLING THIS YEAR. 24 00:01:11,230 --> 00:01:12,470 OH, MAN. 25 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:14,330 I WAS THINKING GABE COULD REPLACE ME. 26 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:16,330 OKAY, I GUESS WE'LL JUST MUDDLE THROUGH, 27 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:18,530 BUT BELIEVE ME. YOU'RE GONNA BE MISSED. 28 00:01:18,530 --> 00:01:22,170 - ( kisses ) - THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING. THANKS, GUYS. 29 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,700 YES! WE FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN! 30 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:29,530 ( cheering ) 31 00:01:29,530 --> 00:01:31,030 P.J.:YEAH! 32 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:38,430 WHY ARE YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR? 33 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:41,300 WE'RE... 34 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:44,470 STRETCHING. 35 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:46,500 WHY ARE YOU STRETCHING? 36 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:50,130 BECAUSE WE'RE HAPPY YOU'RE NOT BOWLING THIS YEAR. 37 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:54,170 ( rock music playing ) 38 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:57,300 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 39 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:59,070 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 40 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:01,730 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 41 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,630 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 42 00:02:03,630 --> 00:02:05,300 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 43 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:07,300 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 44 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:12,000 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 45 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,170 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 46 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:18,670 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY, THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 47 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:21,530 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 48 00:02:21,530 --> 00:02:23,370 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 49 00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:25,170 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 50 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:28,100 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 51 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:30,330 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 52 00:02:30,330 --> 00:02:34,170 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 53 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:38,100 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 54 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:42,030 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 55 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,700 - YOU READY, IVY? - READY. 56 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,400 ( clears throat ) 57 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,770 THIS IS TEDDY DUNCAN ANTHEM.ING THE NATIONAL 58 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:58,170 ( playing "Star-Spangled Banner" ) 59 00:03:01,170 --> 00:03:04,730 ♪ OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE ♪ 60 00:03:04,730 --> 00:03:08,570 ♪ BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT-- ♪ 61 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:11,700 ♪ WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL ♪ 62 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:14,500 ♪ AT THE TWILIGHT'S ♪ 63 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,700 ♪ LAST GLEAMING ♪ 64 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:19,700 ♪ WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT ST-- ♪ 65 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,770 AND THAT WAS MARY LOU WENTZ. 66 00:03:27,030 --> 00:03:29,430 I'M SORRY, TEDDY. I JUST LOVE THAT SONG. 67 00:03:29,430 --> 00:03:30,770 IT ALWAYS MOVES ME. 68 00:03:30,770 --> 00:03:33,030 CAN IT MOVE YOU RIGHT OUT OF THE ROOM? 69 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,170 WHY ARE YOU RECORDING IT? 70 00:03:37,170 --> 00:03:40,000 IT'S FOR THIS CONTEST THE WINNER GETS A CAR. 71 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,670 AND THE WINNER ALSO GETS TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM 72 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:44,370 AT A DENVER NUGGETS GAME. 73 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:46,030 AND THEY WIN A CAR. 74 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:49,070 WELL, GOOD LUCK. 75 00:03:49,070 --> 00:03:51,770 I SURE DO LOVE THAT SONG. 76 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:53,470 YEAH, YOU KNOW, MRS. WENTZ, 77 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:55,170 I'D SUGGEST THAT YOU ENTER THE CONTEST, 78 00:03:55,170 --> 00:03:58,300 BUT I WANNA WIN A CAR. 79 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:01,370 T, MY MOM'S NOT INTERESTED. 80 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:04,000 WHO SAID I'M NOT INTERESTED? 81 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, 82 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,070 IT WAS MY DREAM TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL SINGER. 83 00:04:09,070 --> 00:04:10,770 REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED? 84 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:14,270 OH, I GOT MARRIED, THEN WE HAD IVY. 85 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:17,000 SO YOU'RE BLAMING ME? I KILLED YOUR DREAMS? 86 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,070 OF COURSE NOT, SWEETIE. 87 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:22,270 IT WAS YOU AND YOUR FATHER. 88 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:29,030 IF WE BOTH ENTERED, WE'D HAVE TWO CHANCES TO WIN. 89 00:04:29,030 --> 00:04:30,700 I WOULD LOVE TO ENTER THE CONTEST, TEDDY, 90 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,770 BUT I DON'T NEED ANOTHER CAR. 91 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:35,070 EXACTLY. IF I WIN, I GET THE CAR. 92 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:37,470 IF YOU WIN, I GET THE CAR. 93 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:41,770 - I COULD USE A CAR. - STAY OUT OF THIS. 94 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:50,300 HEY, MOM, WHATCHA DOING? 95 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:53,470 WELL, GUESS WHO JUST JOINED HER VERY FIRST SOCIAL NETWORK? 96 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:57,370 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M ON BUDDY PAGE. 97 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,700 SO BUDDY PAGE IS OFFICIALLY NOT COOL ANYMORE. 98 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:04,430 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 99 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:07,170 SO IF YOU EVER WANNA SEND ME A MESSAGE, IMs, WHATEVS, 100 00:05:07,170 --> 00:05:10,330 JUST HIT ME UP. ( typing ) 101 00:05:10,330 --> 00:05:12,500 OOH, LOOK WHO ELSE IS ON HERE-- 102 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,670 GRANDMA! 103 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:18,430 YEP, DEFINITELY GOTTA DELETE MY ACCOUNT. 104 00:05:18,430 --> 00:05:21,700 "BUDDY SUGGESTION-- P.J. DUNCAN." 105 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:23,770 I DON'T KNOW. SHOULD I BE BUDDIES WITH P.J.? 106 00:05:23,770 --> 00:05:26,030 HE WOULD LOVE THAT. 107 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:29,530 YEAH, AND AFTER WE'RE BUDDIES, I COULD POST ONE OF HIS BABY PICTURES ON HIS PAGE. 108 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:33,070 WHY POST ONE WHEN YOU CAN POST THEM ALL? 109 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:36,030 THAT IS A CUTE ONE. 110 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:39,070 OKAY, "SEND P.J. DUNCAN A BUDDY REQUEST." 111 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:40,570 LET'S DO IT, CHARLIE. 112 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:43,530 - OKAY, HIT THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE. -( beep ) 113 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:47,070 "SENT." HA HA! GOOD JOB, CHARLIE. YOU DID IT. 114 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:50,000 HEY. NEW BUDDY REQUEST. 115 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,470 FROM... ( types ) 116 00:05:52,470 --> 00:05:54,500 MOM. 117 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,000 NO THANK YOU. 118 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 ( bounce tone ) 119 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,500 ( knock on door ) 120 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:06,530 ( screams ) 121 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:08,530 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 122 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:11,030 - WHAT? - YAY! WHOO! 123 00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:12,700 I WON THE CONTEST! 124 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:14,270 IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE GONNA SAY? 125 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:18,000 NO. I WAS GONNA SAY I WON A CAR! 126 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:22,270 WHOO! I'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR! 127 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:25,700 ISN'T IT GREAT? 128 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,070 SURE, FOR NOW. 129 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:29,670 "FOR NOW"? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 130 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:32,470 T, YOU DON'T KNOW MY MOM. SOMETHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG. 131 00:06:32,470 --> 00:06:35,030 MY DAD AND I CALL IT "THE BLIP." 132 00:06:35,030 --> 00:06:37,170 - THE BLIP? - YEAH, 133 00:06:37,170 --> 00:06:41,070 WITH MARY LOU WENTZ, THERE'S ALWAYS A BLIP. 134 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:43,570 I'VE GOT IT! 135 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,000 I'LL WEAR AN AMERICAN FLAG DRESS 136 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,170 AND A RED, WHITE AND BLUE HAT 137 00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:50,170 WITH SPARKLERS ON TOP. 138 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,530 SO IS THAT THE BLIP? 139 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:57,700 NO, THAT'S JUST CRAZY. 140 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:05,100 ALL RIGHT, PRACTICE TIME. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 141 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:13,230 - OH, YES! - YEAH! 142 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:14,730 YEAH! 143 00:07:14,730 --> 00:07:18,230 AH, GREAT. HERE COMES MIKE GOGAN. 144 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,230 AND I'LL BE IN THE ARCADE. 145 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:24,100 - BOB! - HEY, MIKE! 146 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,700 ALWAYS A PLEASURE BEATING YOU. 147 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,400 I MEAN, MEETING YOU. 148 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,000 NO, I MEAN BEATING YOU. 149 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,530 WELL, MIKE, IF YOU'RE SO SURE YOU'RE GONNA BEAT US, 150 00:07:33,530 --> 00:07:35,070 WHAT SAY WE MAKE THIS INTERESTING? 151 00:07:35,070 --> 00:07:37,030 SAY 50 BUCKS. 152 00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:39,000 - LET'S MAKE IT $100. - LET'S MAKE IT $500. 153 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,630 - LET'S MAKE IT $1,000. - LET'S GO BACK TO $50. 154 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:43,170 DEAL. 155 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:45,430 ( game beeping ) 156 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:55,470 GABE, LET'S GO. 157 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:57,600 IN A MINUTE. GOTTA GET THE MYSTERY BOX. 158 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,630 - WHAT'S IN IT? - LET ME REPEAT THE NAME. 159 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:02,700 MYSTERY BOX. 160 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:06,330 YOU KNOW IT'S PROBABLY SOMETHING STUPID LIKE A WHISTLE. 161 00:08:06,330 --> 00:08:07,700 A WHISTLE? 162 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:11,170 DAD, I KNOW A KID FROM SCHOOL THAT KNOWS A KID 163 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:13,430 WHOSE COUSIN WON A MYSTERY BOX. 164 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:17,070 AND DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT WAS IN IT? AN MP3 PLAYER. 165 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:20,230 YEAH? WELL, I KNOW A KID WHO HAS A DAD WHO DOESN'T CARE. 166 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:21,730 LET'S GO. 167 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,530 - HEY, MOM. - HEY, P.J., YOU KNOW WHAT? 168 00:08:32,530 --> 00:08:34,630 YOU MUST HAVE HIT THE WRONG KEY ON YOUR BUDDY PAGE 169 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:36,700 BECAUSE YOU ACCIDENTALLY DECLINED MY BUDDY REQUEST. 170 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,370 NO, I MEANT TO DO THAT. 171 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:41,300 WHAT? 172 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:43,700 YOU DON'T WANNA BE MY BUDDY? WHY NOT? 173 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:47,670 MOM, I REALLY LOVE YOU, BUT IT'S KIND OF LAME. 174 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:51,000 SEE, BUDDY PAGE IS FOR INTERACTING WITH MY FRIENDS 175 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,330 AND CUTE GIRLS WHO WOULD NEVER OTHERWISE TALK TO ME. 176 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:58,070 OKAY, IT'S LAME TO BE BUDDIES WITH THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO YOU? 177 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,000 NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT. 178 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,030 BUT, P.J., IF WE'RE BUDDIES, 179 00:09:02,030 --> 00:09:04,770 WE CAN POST FUN STUFF ON EACH OTHER'S PAGE 180 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:07,100 AND THEN I CAN FIND OUT ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE. 181 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:10,570 YOU ARE SO GOOD AT EXPLAINING WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA. THANK YOU. 182 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,730 - HEY, CHARLIE? - YEAH? 183 00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:21,000 IF YOU WERE ON BUDDY PAGE, YOU'D BE MY BUDDY, WOULDN'T YOU? 184 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,030 NO, MAMA. 185 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:31,430 HERE I COME! 186 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,630 MRS. WENTZ, THAT IS QUITE AN OUTFIT. 187 00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:41,570 WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE HAT. THE BATTERIES ARE STILL CHARGING. 188 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:45,030 HOW'S MY FACE? DO I LOOK OKAY? 189 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:48,270 YEAH, YOU LOOK GREAT. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ON THE JUMBOTRON. 190 00:09:48,270 --> 00:09:50,070 JUMBO-WHAT? 191 00:09:50,070 --> 00:09:51,570 THE GIANT SCREEN AT THE ARENA. 192 00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:55,370 HOW ELSE ARE 20,000 FANS GONNA BE ABLE TO SEE YOU? 193 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:58,170 20,000? 194 00:09:58,170 --> 00:10:01,570 ALL LOOKING AT ME? 195 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:04,530 - ARE YOU OKAY, MOM? - I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH. 196 00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:06,700 WHY ARE YOU PUTTING DOWN YOUR PURSE? 197 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:09,630 BECAUSE I'M STAYING HERE WHERE THERE IS NO JUMBOTRON. 198 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:12,070 - YOU'RE NOT GOING? - NO, I AM NOT. 199 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:16,000 NO, OKAY, IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL TO BE A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS. 200 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,130 SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS WE'RE GONNA DRIVE TO THE ARENA. 201 00:10:19,130 --> 00:10:21,030 YOU'RE GONNA SING THE SONG. 202 00:10:21,030 --> 00:10:23,030 I'M GONNA WIN A CAR. EVERYONE'S GONNA BE HAPPY. 203 00:10:23,030 --> 00:10:26,170 - WHOA! NO. -( lock clicks ) 204 00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:28,630 - THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A LOCK, WASN'T IT? - YES, IT WAS. 205 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:30,730 - NOT COMING OUT, IS SHE? - NO, SHE'S NOT. 206 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,730 - BLIP? - BLIP. 207 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:43,300 MRS. WENTZ, YOU WANNA COME OUT NOW? 208 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,030 NO, THANK YOU. 209 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:50,270 IF YOU DON'T COME OUT, YOUR DREAM WON'T COME TRUE. 210 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:52,600 THE DREAM WHERE YOU GET A CAR? 211 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,400 YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. 212 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,300 IVY, SAY SOMETHING. 213 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:04,670 CAN'T BLAME THIS ONE ON ME AND DAD, CAN YOU? 214 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:10,170 OKAY, MRS. WENTZ, 215 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,700 YOU MADE A COMMITMENT 216 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:15,130 TO SHOW UP AND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 217 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:17,300 NOW YOU ARE REFUSING 218 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,000 TO HONOR THAT COMMITMENT 219 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,570 TO OUR NATION, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 220 00:11:21,570 --> 00:11:23,370 NOW IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA DO? 221 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:26,500 LET DOWN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY? 222 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,530 OKAY. 223 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,130 HEY, MOM, HOW YOU DOING? 224 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:44,200 TO BE HONEST, I'M KIND OF UPSET. 225 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,330 GREAT GREAT. WANNA HAND ME THAT REMOTE? 226 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:54,270 P.J. REJECTED ME AS A BUDDY ON BUDDY PAGE. 227 00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:56,200 MAKES ME THINK HE'S HIDING SOMETHING. 228 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,330 HE'S A TEENAGER. OF COURSE HE'S HIDING SOMETHING. 229 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:05,200 NOT LIKE US PRETEENS. WE'RE AN OPEN BOOK. 230 00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:12,270 I WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY I COULD VIEW HIS BUDDY PAGE. 231 00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:14,430 THERE IS. I COULD CONFIRM YOU AS A BUDDY 232 00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:16,400 AND SINCE I'M P.J.'s BUDDY, 233 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,130 YOU'D BE ABLE TO LOOK AT HIS PAGE AND HE'LL NEVER KNOW. 234 00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,600 YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR ME? 235 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,770 SURE, I'LL JUST DELETE SOME THINGS, CONFIRM YOU, 236 00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:25,770 AND YOU'RE ALL SET. 237 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,400 IT IS SO NICE HAVING A CHILD 238 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,600 WHO WILL HELP ME SPY ON MY OTHER CHILDREN. 239 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,330 I CAN'T TAKE ALL THE CREDIT. 240 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:37,130 I HAD TO GET MY EVIL GENES FROM SOMEONE. 241 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:39,130 AWWW! 242 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:43,170 MARY LOU WENTZ, I AM DONE FOOLING AROUND. 243 00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,300 NOW I WANT YOU TO UNLOCK THAT DOOR 244 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,230 AND GET YOUR BUTT IN THE CAR NOW! 245 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:50,270 ( laughing ) 246 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,330 TEDDY, THAT'S FUNNY. DO IT AGAIN. 247 00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:56,730 IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 248 00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:59,470 YOU KNOW WHAT? I GIVE UP. 249 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:03,430 I'M SORRY, TEDDY. I JUST CAN'T SING IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE. 250 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,300 WAIT, WHAT IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SING 251 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:11,470 - IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE? -I'M LISTENING. 252 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:13,770 OKAY, I HAVE AN IDEA, BUT WE REALLY DO HAVE TO GO, 253 00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:16,500 SO CAN I EXPLAIN IT TO YOU IN THE CAR? WILL YOU TRUST ME? 254 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,170 - OKAY, I TRUST YOU, TEDDY. - OKAY. 255 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:25,130 TEDDY GETS THE TRUST. TEDDY GETS THE CAR. 256 00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:28,130 - IVY, GET MY PURSE. - IVY GETS THE PURSE. 257 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:38,730 WHOA, YEAH! GOOD ROLL, HONEY. 258 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,500 TAKE THAT, DUNCAN. 259 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:45,300 - YOU'RE UP, HONEY. - OKAY. 260 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:49,600 ( exhales ) 261 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,270 DOES SHE HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY TIME? 262 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:01,730 DON'T TALK OR SHE WILL START OVER. 263 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,130 COME ON, PRECIOUS. 264 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:09,270 MAMA NEEDS YOU NOW, BABY GIRL. 265 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,270 - YEAH! - YEAH! 266 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:19,400 - WHOO! - ALL RIGHT! 267 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,730 LET'S KEEP IT GOING. 268 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:23,070 GABE, GET READY. YOUR TURN'S COMING UP. 269 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,630 WHERE IS GABE? 270 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:30,170 GABE, COME ON. IT'S YOUR TURN. 271 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,070 - MY TURN TO WHAT? - TO BOWL. 272 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,300 IS THAT STILL GOING ON? 273 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,270 GABE, LOOK, THIS IS JUST A SILLY GAME. 274 00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:38,770 YOUR FAMILY IS COUNTING ON YOU. 275 00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:41,270 THANKS, DAD, SINCE YOU WERE TALKING, 276 00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,670 I GRABBED A BUNNY. 277 00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:47,000 I GOT 12 OF THESE. GIMME ANOTHER TOKEN. 278 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,730 NO, YOU'RE CUT OFF. LET'S GO. 279 00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:53,230 I JUST GOTTA GET THIS MYSTERY BOX. 280 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,230 NO, COME ON, DAD! 281 00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,300 -( pins topple ) - YES! 282 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:08,200 - YOU GOT A STRIKE. - YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER. COME HERE. 283 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,270 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? GOOD. GOT ANY TOKENS? 284 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:13,030 NO. 285 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,500 COME ON, DUDE, HELP A BROTHER OUT. 286 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,270 I DON'T HAVE ANY TOKENS. 287 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:17,570 YOU GOT MONEY, RIGHT? 288 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:20,130 I WANNA SELL YOU SOME VALUABLE INFORMATION. 289 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:22,330 WHAT KIND OF VALUABLE INFORMATION? 290 00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:23,630 LET ME SEE THE MONEY. 291 00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,770 MOM'S LOOKING AT YOUR BUDDY PAGE TO SPY ON YOU. 292 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:33,070 WHAT? THAT'S JUST-- 293 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,770 ( sighs ) 294 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:39,030 MOM'S LOOKING AT MY BUDDY PAGE, HUH? 295 00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:41,230 BET I COULD HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS. 296 00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:43,500 FIRST I BETTER DELETE SOME STUFF. 297 00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:51,470 IT'S ALMOST TIME TO GO. ARE YOU OKAY? 298 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:55,170 I'M OKAY, BUT ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GOING TO WORK? 299 00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:57,430 TOTALLY. YOU'RE GONNA BE AWESOME. 300 00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:59,470 SPEAKING OF AWESOME. 301 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:02,530 YEAH, I THINK WE'RE GONNA GO 302 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:04,300 WITHOUT THE HAT. 303 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,500 - YES! - YES YES! 304 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,270 YES! ALL GABE HAS GOTTA DO IS JUST KNOCK DOWN TWO PINS. 305 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:19,770 WE WIN. YOU CAN DO THAT IN YOUR SLEEP, RIGHT, GABE? 306 00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,030 WHAT HAPPENED? 307 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,330 I RAN OUT OF TOKENS 308 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:31,300 AND NOW MY ARM'S STUCK. 309 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:34,500 OKAY, I'LL SCOOT OVER AND YOU REACH UP IN THERE 310 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,230 AND GET THAT BOX. 311 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:40,500 - ( wincing ) - LITTLE PROBLEM, DUNCAN? 312 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,430 HEY, MAN, YOU GOT ANY TOKENS? 313 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:46,130 IF YOUR KID CAN'T BOWL, THE DUNCANS FORFEIT. 314 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,430 HEY, WE ARE NOT GONNA FORFEIT. 315 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:50,770 WELL, WE ONLY HAVE THE LANE FOR ANOTHER 10 MINUTES. 316 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,770 WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND ANOTHER DUNCAN? 317 00:16:57,370 --> 00:17:00,600 IT'S A LONG SHOT, 318 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,200 BUT THERE'S ONE DUNCAN LEFT. 319 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,730 OKAY, CHARLIE, THE WHOLE FAMILY'S COUNTING ON YOU. 320 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:11,000 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST KNOCK DOWN TWO PINS, 321 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,130 AND WE'RE NOT GONNA BE LOSERS ANYMORE. 322 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:17,100 - OKAY, GO AHEAD. - GO AHEAD. 323 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,500 GO AHEAD. 324 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,270 WHOA WHOA! 325 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:26,170 OKAY, IT'S OKAY. SHAKE IT OFF. 326 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,170 ALL RIGHT. 327 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:32,570 WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST BALL. 328 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:34,570 IT'S A VERY SPECIAL BALL. 329 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:41,300 PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, 330 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,170 please rise for the singing of our National Anthem, 331 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:48,170 which will be performed tonight by Denver housewife Mary Lou Wentz! 332 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,200 ( crowd cheering ) 333 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,170 ( organ playing "Star-Spangled Banner" ) 334 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,770 ♪ OH ♪ 335 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:59,500 ♪ SAY CAN YOU SEE ♪ 336 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:04,170 ♪ By the dawn's early light ♪ 337 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,370 ♪ What so proudly ♪ 338 00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:09,270 ♪ We hailed ♪ 339 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:11,570 ♪ At the twilight's ♪ 340 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:14,270 ♪ Last gleaming ♪ 341 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,000 ( cheering ) 342 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:34,670 Bob:WE'LL TAKE THAT. 343 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:39,530 GOOD JOB, CHARLIE. 344 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,600 ♪ AND THE... 345 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,200 ♪ HOME ♪ 346 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,570 ♪ Of the... ♪ 347 00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:53,400 ♪ Brave ♪ 348 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:58,170 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 349 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:07,070 ♪ I said the home ♪ 350 00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:09,730 ♪ I said the home ♪ 351 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:12,470 ♪ OF THE BRAVE. ♪ 352 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:18,170 ( cheering ) 353 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,200 OKAY, CHARLIE, MOMMY LOOKED ON P.J.'s BUDDY PAGE 354 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,070 AND FOUND OUT THEY'RE THROWING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME. 355 00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,630 - WHY, MAMA? - WELL, AS P.J. PUT IT, 356 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:42,130 IT'S A SPONTANEOUS CELEBRATION OF THE WORLD'S BEST MOM. 357 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,170 NOW WHEN WE WALK IN, DON'T FORGET TO ACT SURPRISED. 358 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:51,070 HI, EVERYBODY, I'M HOME. 359 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,470 THEY MUST BE IN THE KITCHEN. 360 00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:57,170 HI, EVERYBODY, I'M HOME. 361 00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:03,070 THE BASEMENT. DEFINITELY THE BASEMENT. 362 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,730 HI, EVERYBODY, 363 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:07,430 I'M HOME. 364 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:09,230 - HEY, MOM. - WHERE'S THE-- 365 00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:11,470 WHERE'S THE WHAT? 366 00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:15,300 I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 367 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:18,100 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU SNOOPING ON MY BUDDY PAGE. 368 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,700 ANYTHING YOU WANNA SAY TO ME? 369 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,530 I HATE THE INTERNET. 370 00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:32,200 Well, Charlie, Mary Lou sang the National Anthem, 371 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,230 and I won the car. 372 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:37,230 Well, you won the car. 373 00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:42,300 Seems the contest was sponsored by a toy company. 374 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:47,230 I really gotta read the fine print. 375 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:50,130 So not only did you win the car, 376 00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:53,170 you also won the bowling tournament. 377 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:55,270 I don't know why I'm leaving these video diaries for you. 378 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:57,130 You should be leaving them for me. 379 00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,230 - Good luck, Teddy, huh? -( toy car horn honks ) 380 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:03,270 I'm kidding. Good luck, Charlie. 381 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,530 I CAN'T WAIT TO OPEN THIS MYSTERY BOX. 382 00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:12,070 THERE COULD BE ANYTHING IN HERE. 383 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,070 ( sighs ) 384 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,430 A WHISTLE?! 385 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:22,670 I SPENT 500 TOKENS ON A WHISTLE? 386 00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:34,370 HELLO, MASTER. 387 00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:36,130 WHOA! 388 00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:37,670 A GENIE. 389 00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:41,130 HEY, YOU LOOK KIND OF FAMILIAR. 390 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:43,630 PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT. 391 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:49,630 I'M HERE TO GRANT YOU THREE WISHES. YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE. GO! 392 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,130 OKAY, I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO ASK FOR. 393 00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:57,170 - THAT'S ONE. - THAT COUNTED? MAN, I WISH I HADN'T DONE THAT. 394 00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:59,430 - THAT'S TWO. - OKAY. UGH! 395 00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:01,330 OKAY, REALLY GOTTA BE CAREFUL ON THIS ONE. 396 00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:04,130 HEY, WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON? 397 00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:06,000 - SHH! NOT NOW, NOT NOW. - BUT, P.J.-- 398 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,130 I WISH YOU'D LEAVE ME ALONE. 399 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,300 AND THAT'S THREE. 400 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:14,500 ( grunts ) 401 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,770 STILL GOT A WHISTLE THOUGH. 402 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,370 ( blows whistle ) 29022

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