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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:08,770 - HI, IVY. - Ivy: HEY. 2 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:13,030 - HI, G.G. - LANA, I KNOW YOU'RE NEW HERE, 3 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:14,400 BUT MY NAME IS TEDDY. 4 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,730 I'M SORRY. I'VE JUST HEARD SO MANY PEOPLE CALL YOU "G.G.," 5 00:00:17,730 --> 00:00:19,730 - I THOUGHT-- - NO, IT'S TEDDY. 6 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:22,600 GOT IT. TEDDY. STARTS WITH A "T." 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,600 JUST LIKE TOUCHY. 8 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:28,400 IVY, WHY ARE PEOPLE CALLING ME GIGI? 9 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,070 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S A NICKNAME. 10 00:00:31,070 --> 00:00:34,370 ARE THEY SAYING GIGI LIKE THE NAME "GIGI" 11 00:00:34,370 --> 00:00:36,070 OR THE LETTERS "G.G."? 12 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:39,100 I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY THE SECOND ONE. 13 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:41,030 WHAT WOULD G.G. STAND FOR? 14 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:42,730 GLAMOROUS GAL. 15 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:44,530 GOLDEN GODDESS. 16 00:00:44,530 --> 00:00:46,030 GENETIC GREATNESS. 17 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:48,370 GOODY-GOODY. 18 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:51,070 IT MEANS GOODY-GOODY. 19 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:54,330 GOODY-GOODY-- WHY WOULD THEY CALL ME THAT? 20 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:56,200 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS PLAY BY THE RULES 21 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,700 AND NEVER DO ANYTHING BAD. 22 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:01,070 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 23 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:03,670 OKAY, BUT I AM SO NOT A GOODY-GOODY. 24 00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:06,470 IF ANYTHING, I AM A BADDY-BADDY. 25 00:01:06,470 --> 00:01:08,600 T, ONLY A GOODY-GOODY 26 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,030 WOULD SAY BADDY-BADDY. 27 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:13,130 I'VE BEEN BAD. I'VE BROKEN RULES. 28 00:01:13,130 --> 00:01:16,070 - LIKE WHEN? - LIKE THE TIME-- 29 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:18,300 - OKAY, I'VE BENT RULES. - LIKE WHEN? 30 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:20,530 LIKE THE TIME-- 31 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:22,570 OH, MAN. 32 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:24,570 I AM A G.G. 33 00:01:24,570 --> 00:01:27,200 ( sighs ) I'M GLAD YOU CAME AROUND, GIRL. 34 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,100 'CAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO STARTED IT. 35 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,770 ( theme music playing ) 36 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:35,100 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 37 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:36,670 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 38 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:39,530 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 39 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:41,430 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 40 00:01:41,430 --> 00:01:43,030 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 41 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:45,030 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 42 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:49,530 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 43 00:01:49,530 --> 00:01:52,700 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 44 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:56,400 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY, THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 45 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,270 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 46 00:01:59,270 --> 00:02:01,100 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 47 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,700 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 48 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:05,700 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 49 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:08,130 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 50 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:11,770 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 51 00:02:11,770 --> 00:02:15,700 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 52 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:19,630 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 53 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,100 GABE, I NEED YOUR HELP. 54 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:33,730 SO I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE THIS HORRIBLE NICKNAME. 55 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:35,030 YOU MEAN G.G.? 56 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,300 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 57 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:39,570 I HELPED IVY COME UP WITH IT. 58 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:41,400 OKAY, WELL, I'M NOT A GOODY-GOODY 59 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,070 AND I WANNA DO SOMETHING NAUGHTY TO PROVE IT. 60 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:46,030 FIRST, STOP USING WORDS LIKE NAUGHTY. 61 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:47,530 GOT IT. 62 00:02:47,530 --> 00:02:51,200 NOW I'LL HELP YOU BE BAD, WITH SOMETHING.ELP ME 63 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,500 - WHAT? - WELL, I'M GROUNDED, 64 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,730 BUT I NEED TO GET UNGROUNDED BY SATURDAY. 65 00:02:55,730 --> 00:02:58,030 JAKE INVITED ME TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. 66 00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:00,070 SUPER ADVENTURE LAND REOPENED? 67 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:03,630 YEAH, THAT'S WHY I THEY CLOSE IT DOWN AGAIN. 68 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:05,770 NOW HOW DO I GET MOM AND DAD TO LET ME GO? 69 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:09,270 WELL, YOU COULD TRY BEHAVING BETTER. 70 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:12,200 ALL RIGHT, I DON'T I NEED ANSWERS.OKES. 71 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,130 WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM? 72 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:19,130 - LIKE? IN THE GARAGE LAST WEEK 73 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:22,130 AND I FOUND THIS OLD POEM BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL.M 74 00:03:22,130 --> 00:03:23,730 I WAS GONNA GIVE IT TO HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY, 75 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:26,030 BUT YOU COULD DO IT NOW. 76 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:29,100 THEN THEY'LL BE PUTTY IN MY HANDS. 77 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:31,700 - THANKS, G.G. - STOP CALLING ME THAT. 78 00:03:35,070 --> 00:03:37,370 ( laughing ) 79 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:39,700 - HI, CHARLIE. - HI, G.G. 80 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,400 ARGH! 81 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:48,100 MOM, WILL YOU MAKE ME A DRESS? 82 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,130 P.J., DO WE NEED TO TALK? 83 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:56,730 ABOUT WHAT? 84 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:01,070 ABOUT WHY YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU A DRESS. 85 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:04,630 I DON'T WANT YOU TO. I NEED YOU TO. 86 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:07,700 ( sighs ) HONEY, CAN'T YOU JUST BORROW ONE OF MINE? 87 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:10,000 THIS COULD JUST BE A PHASE. 88 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,100 THE DRESS ISN'T FOR ME. 89 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:16,000 IT'S FOR CHARLIE. 90 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,230 I GOT AN ASSIGNMENT IN MY HOME EC CLASS TO MAKE AN OUTFIT 91 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:20,070 FOR SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY. 92 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:23,130 OKAY, NEXT TIME LEAD WITH THAT. 93 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,570 - SO WILL YOU DO IT? - NOPE, IF I DO IT, HOW WILL YOU LEARN? 94 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:30,570 MOM, I TOOK THIS CLASS TO MEET GIRLS, 95 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,700 NOT TO LEARN STUFF. 96 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:35,370 IT'S MY THIRD YEAR TAKING HOME EC, 97 00:04:35,370 --> 00:04:38,370 AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT "EC" MEANS. 98 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:40,000 SORRY, KIDDO. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 99 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,330 FINE. WELL, THEN WILL YOU HELP ME WITH MY CIVIL WAR REPORT? 100 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,770 NOPE. 101 00:04:43,770 --> 00:04:46,300 WILL YOU AT LEAST TELL ME WHO WON? 102 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,400 I'VE GOT A DARING NEW PLAN 103 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,370 THAT'S GONNA BLOW AWAY MY GOODY-GOODY IMAGE FOREVER. 104 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:58,070 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? 105 00:04:58,070 --> 00:04:59,570 TOMORROW, 106 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:03,030 - I SAY WE DITCH SCHOOL. - OKAY. 107 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:06,330 IVY, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M PROPOSING HERE. 108 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:08,170 I'M SAYING TOMORROW 109 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:10,470 WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE IN SCHOOL 110 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:13,100 WHEN SCHOOL IS GOING ON. 111 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:18,500 T, I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF DITCHING. 112 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,300 SO WHERE ARE WE GOING? 113 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:23,430 - SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. - I'M IN. 114 00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:27,470 OKAY, IVY, IT'S SETTLED. 115 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:30,530 WE ARE GOING TO DITCH SCHOOL TOMORROW. 116 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,230 THAT'S RIGHT. 117 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:36,100 TOMORROW, TEDDY, IVY DITCHING. 118 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,170 AND BY DITCHING, 119 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:41,700 I MEAN GONE. NOT HERE. 120 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:44,400 ABSENTSANSEXCUSE. 121 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,170 WE GOT IT, TEDDY. YOU'RE DITCHING. 122 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:51,000 YEAH, BY TOMORROW I'M GONNA HAVE A NEW NICKNAME. 123 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,400 GONE GIRL. 124 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,400 THAT'S STILL G.G. 125 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,470 AGGGGHH! 126 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,600 OKAY, CHARLIE, I'M GONNA DESIGN A DRESS FOR YOU. 127 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:07,370 NOW DON'T WORRY. I JUST WATCHED 10 HOURS OF FASHION REALITY SHOWS. 128 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:09,570 SO I'M HIGHLY QUALIFIED. 129 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:13,400 NOW LET'S START BY TAKING A LOOK AT WHAT YOU USUALLY WEAR. 130 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,500 OKAY, NO. 131 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,000 WRONG. 132 00:06:19,430 --> 00:06:22,470 HATE IT. GIRLFRIEND, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 133 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:24,630 OWLS ARE SO LAST YEAR. 134 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,470 HONEY, WE NEED TO CREATE A WHOLE NEW LOOK FOR YOU, 135 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:31,230 SOMETHING THAT SCREAMSCHARLIE! 136 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:34,430 OH, SORRY I SCREAMED "CHARLIE." 137 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:38,700 IF I'M GONNA MAKE YOU THE PERFECT DRESS, 138 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:40,470 I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU. 139 00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:41,770 SO TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE. 140 00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:43,600 I LIKE TOYS. 141 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,730 TOYS. FUN. 142 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:48,500 YOUTH. I'M GETTING SOMETHING. 143 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:52,300 WAIT A SECOND. YES. YES! 144 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:55,330 THAT'S YOUR NEW LOOK. 145 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:58,300 NO. 146 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,430 YOU ARE SUCH A DIVA. 147 00:07:00,430 --> 00:07:02,130 I LOVE IT. 148 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:10,430 MOM, DAD, I WAS FEELING SO BAD 149 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,230 ABOUT WHATEVER I DID TO GET GROUNDED. 150 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:17,130 YOU SPRAYED MRS. DABNEY WITH A GARDEN HOSE. 151 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:20,470 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 152 00:07:20,470 --> 00:07:22,230 SHE WAS IN HER KITCHEN. 153 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:27,000 ANYWAY, I FELT SO BAD ABOUT THAT, 154 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,730 THAT I DECIDED TO CLEAN THE GARAGE 155 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:31,230 AND I FOUND THIS IN ONE OF MOM'S LITTLE BOXES 156 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:33,330 - AND FRAMED IT FOR YOU. - WHAT IS IT? 157 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:36,430 IT'S A LOVE POEM DAD WROTE TO MOM IN HIGH SCHOOL. 158 00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:38,200 NO NO NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT, GABE. 159 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,270 "MY DEAREST AMY, HOW DOES A DREAM LEAVE FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND? 160 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:43,430 HOW DOES A FLOWER KINDLE A MEMORY 161 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,570 OR CANDLELIGHT WHISPER YOUR NAME?" 162 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:47,670 PRETTY GOOD SO FAR, HUH? 163 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:51,400 PRETTY GOOD? I'M A PLATE OF SOUP. 164 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,700 I DON'T REMEMBER WRITING THAT. 165 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:58,030 IT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME LIKE A GOOD POEM SHOULD. 166 00:07:59,430 --> 00:08:01,770 LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S NOT EVEN MY HANDWRITING. 167 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:03,430 DAD, YOU WROTE IT. IT'S SIGNED "BOB D." 168 00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:05,100 WHO ELSE WOULD "BOB D." BE? 169 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,600 DIDDLEBOCK. 170 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,030 HEY, DAD, WATCH THE LANGUAGE. 171 00:08:10,270 --> 00:08:13,070 WHY WOULD BOB DIDDLEBOCK 172 00:08:13,070 --> 00:08:15,430 WRITE YOU A LOVE POEM? 173 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:18,500 OKAY, DURING THAT BRIEF TIME 174 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:21,070 IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN WE WERE BROKEN UP, 175 00:08:21,070 --> 00:08:23,430 I DATED BOB DIDDLEBOCK. IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. 176 00:08:23,430 --> 00:08:25,500 NOT TO BOB DIDDLEBOCK. 177 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,300 YOU WERE A DREAM THAT LEFT FOOTPRINTS 178 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:32,170 IN HIS SAND. 179 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:38,500 I DO HAVE THAT EFFECT ON MEN. 180 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:42,000 WHOA WHOA! SO THE MINUTE WE BREAK UP, 181 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,170 YOU GO OUT AND FIND ANOTHER GUY? 182 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:46,630 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? GO HOME AND CRY ALL DAY? 183 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:48,100 I DID. 184 00:08:49,470 --> 00:08:52,300 BOB, IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS. LET IT GO. 185 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,330 LIKE YOU LET THE POEM GO? 186 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:55,670 WE WERE ON A BREAK. 187 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:58,600 - HOW ABOUT WE TAKE ANOTHER ONE? - WORKS FOR ME. 188 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:03,400 GUYS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED 189 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,230 TO BE A HAPPY MOMENT. 190 00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:08,070 FOR ME! 191 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,700 ( riders screaming ) 192 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,600 OH! SCHOOL'S JUST STARTING. 193 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,170 FIRST PERIOD IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 194 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:22,400 CONGRATULATIONS, T. YOU'RE OFFICIALLY DITCHING. 195 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,600 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BAD? 196 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,300 GREAT. 197 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,730 DOES YOUR STOMACH HURT AS MUCH AS MINE? 198 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:32,500 ( cartoony accent ) HOWDY, YOUNG LADIES! 199 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:35,330 I'M THE MAYOR OF SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. 200 00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:38,400 - WHO ARE YOU? - I'M IVY. 201 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,500 UH... I'M CLAUDETTE. 202 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:45,500 I'M FROM OKLAHOMA. 203 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,030 MY PARENTS AREN'T HERE RIGHT NOW. 204 00:09:47,030 --> 00:09:49,670 THEY'RE TAKING MY BROTHERS RUSTY AND DUSTY TO THE BATHROOM. 205 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,500 WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION 206 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,400 THAN I NEEDED, DARLING. 207 00:09:57,230 --> 00:10:01,030 - ( sighs ) - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, CLAUDETTE? 208 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:03,370 I'M NEW AT THIS, OKAY? 209 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,700 A COP IS STARING AT US. 210 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,500 HE TOTALLY KNOWS WE'RE DITCHING. 211 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:11,500 T, WILL YOU STOP? HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US. 212 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,230 THEN WHY IS HE COMING OVER HERE? 213 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:15,170 JUST BE COOL. NOBODY'S IN TROUBLE. 214 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:19,370 YOUNG LADIES, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 215 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,730 WE'RE UNDER ARREST? 216 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,630 - AFRAID SO. - FOR WHAT? 217 00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:35,470 FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH FUN. 218 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:38,500 AND AS SHERIFF OF SUPER ADVENTURE LAND, 219 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,200 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET. 220 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,730 FOR A FREE SMOOTHIE. ( laughing ) 221 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,270 ( mocking laughter ) 222 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:48,700 NOW CAN WE PLEASE GO HAVE SOME FUN? 223 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:52,630 I WANNA RIDE TERROR IN THE SKY. 224 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:54,130 REALLY? 225 00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:57,570 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING MR. CHIPMUNK'S KOOKY CLOWN CARS. 226 00:10:57,570 --> 00:11:00,770 YEAH, I'M GONNA GO FIND RUSTY AND DUSTY. 227 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:10,670 DAD, CHECK OUT THIS OLD PHOTO ALBUM I FOUND IN THE GARAGE. 228 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,270 YOU STAY OUT OF THE GARAGE. 229 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:17,200 IT'S FULL OF MISERY. 230 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,270 LET'S LOOK AT ALL THE GREAT TIMES YOU AND MOM HAVE HAD. 231 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:24,000 HEY, THERE'S YOU AND MOM AND SOME HANDSOME GUY AT THE PROM. 232 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,130 THAT'S BOB DIDDLEBOCK. 233 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,730 MOVING ON. 234 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:33,700 HEY, WHERE'D MOM GET THAT REALLY COOL SPORTS CAR? 235 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:37,130 THAT'S BOB DIDDLEBOCK'S. 236 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:40,170 HE HAD TWO. 237 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:42,730 ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY ONE MORE. 238 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,130 ANY CHANCE YOU HAD A BOAT 239 00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:49,300 CALLED THE S.S. DIDDLEBOCK? 240 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,230 YOU KNOW, 241 00:11:57,230 --> 00:12:01,030 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE SHE KEPT HIS POEM ALL THESE YEARS. 242 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:05,000 ANYWAY, THANKS FOR CHEERING ME UP, GABE. 243 00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:10,630 HANDSOME, SMART AND RICH. 244 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,200 OH, AMY, HOW DID YOU LET HIM GET AWAY? 245 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,370 HEY, MOM. 246 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:21,170 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A REALLY COOL THING TO DO BEFORE SATURDAY? 247 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:24,130 - WHAT'S THAT? - RIP UP BOB DIDDLEBOCK'S POEM IN FRONT OF DAD. 248 00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:26,070 SHOW HIM IT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU. 249 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:28,070 GABE, I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT. 250 00:12:28,070 --> 00:12:30,200 WHY? 251 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,670 BECAUSE YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM? 252 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,600 SO NOW YOU'RE LURKING IN THE KITCHEN? 253 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,170 HEY, I AM ALWAYS IN THE KITCHEN. 254 00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:42,670 I JUST HAPPENED TO BE LURKING THIS ONE TIME. 255 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:44,530 YOU JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION. 256 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:48,270 NO, I DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR BOB DIDDLEBOCK. 257 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:51,070 THEN WHY DID YOU KEEP HIS STUPID POEM ALL THESE YEARS? 258 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:54,200 BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY LOVE POEM ANYONE EVER WROTE ME. THAT'S WHY. 259 00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:59,670 OH, YEAH? WELL, THAT'S-- THAT'S-- 260 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:03,170 THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD REASON. ( sighs ) 261 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,130 MAN, NOW I JUST FEEL BAD. 262 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,430 YOU KNOW, THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER FEELING BAD IS 263 00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:12,670 TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE FEEL GOOD. 264 00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:14,670 I CAN BE THAT SOMEONE. 265 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,230 NO? OKAY. 266 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:28,330 SO WHERE SHOULD WE GO NEXT? 267 00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:31,170 SAY CHEESE! ( goofy laughter ) 268 00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:34,030 HAVE A SUPER DAY! 269 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,600 IVY! 270 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,070 - DID YOU SEE THAT? - SEE WHAT? 271 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:41,370 WHO WANTS TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME? STEP RIGHT UP. 272 00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:43,470 HEY, I SAW WHAT YOU DID! 273 00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:45,100 YOU STOLE THAT WOMAN'S WALLET. 274 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:48,130 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. TOODLE-OO! 275 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,670 HEY, COME BACK HERE. 276 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,230 ( Mayor grunts ) 277 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,730 WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON HERE? 278 00:13:57,730 --> 00:14:01,000 THE MAYOR, HE'S A THIEF. HE STOLE A WOMAN'S WALLET. 279 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,100 - WHAT? - CAREFUL, BILL. 280 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:05,070 SHE'S BEEN ACTING UP ALL DAY. MIGHT BE A CODE 6. 281 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:07,470 - LET'S GO. - WAIT A MINUTE. 282 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:09,470 WHAT'S A CODE 6? 283 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:13,170 POSSIBLE WACKO! 284 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,230 WHY ISN'T CHARLIE IN PRESCHOOL? 285 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:25,070 I HAD TO PULL HER OUT. WE HAVE WORK TO DO. 286 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:27,070 WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL? 287 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,200 CHARLIE'S DRESS ISN'T DONE, AND I'M ON A DEADLINE. 288 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,700 OKAY, ARE ANY OF MY KIDS IN SCHOOL? 289 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,200 AT LEAST I KNOW TEDDY IS. 290 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,230 MOM, I'M FREAKING OUT. WOULD YOU MIND TAKING A LOOK AT MY DRESS? 291 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:38,700 SURE, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 292 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:46,300 IT'S ALL CHARLIE'S FAULT. 293 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,200 SHE'S NOT SELLING IT. 294 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,130 DON'T BLAME THE MODEL. 295 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:53,300 I SAID BE FIERCE. IS THAT FIERCE? 296 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,570 I DON'T KNOW. 297 00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:57,070 NO, YOU DON'T, DO YOU? 298 00:14:57,070 --> 00:15:00,000 THIS-- THIS IS A DISASTER. 299 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,230 IVY, YOU GOTTA GET ME OUT OF HERE. 300 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:08,230 I AM NOT CUT OUT FOR THE SLAMMER. 301 00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:12,070 DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT THIS. 302 00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:13,070 OKAY. 303 00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:17,530 HOWDY, SHERIFF. 304 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:22,470 WHOOPS. 305 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:25,130 SHERIFF, I THINK YOU DROPPED 200 FUN BUCKS THERE. 306 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:27,700 ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE ME? 307 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,200 MAYBE I AM. 308 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,130 WITH PINK MONEY THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO MONETARY VALUE? 309 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:35,100 ( telephone rings ) 310 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,400 SHERIFF. I'M ON MY WAY. 311 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,100 WELL, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. 312 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,400 - WE'RE UNDERSTAFFED. WE JUST GOT A CODE 12. - WHAT'S THAT? 313 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,130 SOME KID JUST BARFED ON THE TILT-A-WHIRL. 314 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,070 NOW YOU'RE FREE TO GO. 315 00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:50,100 THANK GOODNESS. 316 00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:59,270 P.J., WE'RE WAITING. 317 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:01,370 ALL RIGHT. 318 00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,330 - ( click ) -( dance music playing ) 319 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,300 SAY HELLO 320 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,530 TO CHARLIE. 321 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:12,130 HER KICKY SUMMER DRESS IS PERFECT FOR THE 2 YEAR OLD 322 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:14,670 WHO PLAYS ALL DAY AND PARTIES ALL NIGHT. 323 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:17,330 FROM NAP TIME TO SNACK TIME, 324 00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:19,130 THIS DRESS SAYS IT ALL. 325 00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:21,130 AND IF THERE'S AN OOPSIE WITH A JUICE BOX, 326 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:24,200 NO PROBLEM. IT'S WASHABLE. 327 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,670 I HAVE TO SAY I AM IMPRESSED. 328 00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:30,270 CLEAN LINES, NICE STITCHING. 329 00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:32,030 EXCELLENT JOB. 330 00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:34,230 THANK YOU AND THANK YOU, CHARLIE. 331 00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:37,070 YEAH. 332 00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:38,370 IS THAT A PRICE TAG? 333 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,230 ALL RIGHT, "B" MINUS. 334 00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:47,470 REALLY? OH, BECAUSE BUYING THE DRESS 335 00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:50,000 IS A CREATIVE WAY TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM? 336 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,000 NO, BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR THIRD TIME IN MY CLASS. 337 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,500 WE'RE DONE. 338 00:16:57,270 --> 00:17:00,270 ( bell rings ) 339 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,530 HELLO! 340 00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:05,070 CAN I BORROW SOMEONE'S NOTES? 341 00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:07,130 SORRY, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS NOTICED. 342 00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:09,230 I WASN'T HERE YESTERDAY. 343 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,430 THAT'S RIGHT. DITCHING. 344 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,530 YEAH, YOU TOLD US THAT. 345 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,170 WE WENT TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND, 346 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:17,070 HAD A BIT OF A RUN-IN WITH THE COPS, 347 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,430 ENDED UP IN JAIL. 348 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:24,500 T, LOOK. 349 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:28,100 - WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? - TEDDY DUNCAN, WOULD YOU COME UP HERE, PLEASE? 350 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:36,170 HELLO, I AM THE SHERIFF OF SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. 351 00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:38,230 AND BECAUSE OF THIS YOUNG LADY, 352 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:40,370 WE UNCOVERED A RING OF PICKPOCKETS 353 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:43,130 THAT SADLY INCLUDED OUR OWN MAYOR, 354 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,670 THE TOWN CRIER 355 00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:48,230 AND YES, SAL THE SQUIRREL. 356 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:52,400 AND NOW ON BEHALF OF SUPER ADVENTURE LAND, 357 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,400 AND OUR PARENT COMPANY, FAMFUNCO INDUSTRIES, NORTH AMERICA, 358 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,070 I'M PROUD TO PRESENT THIS SUPER CITIZEN MEDAL 359 00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,500 TO TEDDY DUNCAN. 360 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,170 I'M NOT A SUPER CITIZEN. I'M A DITCHER. I'M BAD. 361 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,700 WELL, WHATEVER YOU ARE, 362 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:11,700 THANK YOU FOR SAVING GOOD WHOLESOME CLEAN FAMILY FUN. 363 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:17,300 ( chanting ) G.G.! G.G.! 364 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,330 GUYS, I'M BAD! 365 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,670 I'M BAD I TELL YOU! 366 00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:23,100 G.G.! G.G.! 367 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,670 WHAT THE HECK? 368 00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:28,170 G.G.! G.G.! 369 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:34,500 HEY, AMY, YOU GOT A MINUTE? 370 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,000 - WHAT IS IT, BOB? - SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO HEAR. 371 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,230 OKAY, I WROTE THIS FOR YOU. 372 00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:43,400 "TO MY WONDERFUL WIFE, 373 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,130 THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, 374 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:48,570 HERE IS A POEM FROM YOUR BOBBY-BOO. 375 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,130 I LOVE YOUR SWEET HUGS 376 00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:55,100 EVEN MORE THAN MY BUGS. 377 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,500 AND YOUR KISSES MORE THAN CHILI OR STEW." 378 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,070 YOU DO LOVE YOUR STEW. 379 00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:05,670 OKAY, HERE, THERE'S MORE. THERE'S MORE. OKAY. 380 00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:07,500 "AND THOUGH OUR FUTURE'S UNWRITTEN, 381 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,030 I STILL REMAIN SMITTEN 382 00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:13,400 AND WILL TILL THE END OF ALL TIME. 383 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,600 THIS POEM MAY BE LATE. 384 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,330 I KNOW IT'S NOT GREAT, 385 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:21,200 BUT AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO RHYME." 386 00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:26,700 THAT'S VERY SWEET. 387 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,400 THANK YOU, BOBBY-BOO. 388 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,570 EWW. I MEAN, WHAT'S GOING ON? 389 00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:37,730 I HAVE A NEW POEM FOR MY FRAME. 390 00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:40,730 YES, AND IT RHYMES. 391 00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:44,530 YOU GUYS MADE UP. THAT'S JUST FANTASTIC. 392 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,670 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD CELEBRATE. 393 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:49,170 HOW ABOUT A TRIP TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND? 394 00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:51,200 YEAH, WHY NOT? WE HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN A WHILE. 395 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,470 - YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. - YES! 396 00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:56,170 HEY, P.J., GUESS WHAT. 397 00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:58,400 THE WHOLE FAMILY'S GOING TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. 398 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,300 OH, DIDN'T YOU HEAR? 399 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,300 THERE'S A BIG SCANDAL INVOLVING THE MAYOR. 400 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,070 SUPER ADVENTURE LAND'S CLOSED. 401 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,130 ( yells ) NO! 402 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,070 Well, Charlie, Mom and Dad found out I ditched 403 00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:15,700 and now I'm grounded. 404 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,730 It's called consequences. 405 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:20,730 Something you get used to when you're a baddy-baddy. 406 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,230 Darn, I'm still wearing the medal. 407 00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:28,730 Teddy, what are you doing? 408 00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:31,630 No video diary while you're grounded. 409 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,000 No video diary while I'm grounded? 410 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,570 That seems kind of lame. 411 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,370 I don't know how else to punish you. 412 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,500 You don't really do anything. 413 00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:43,500 So you don't think I'm bad? 414 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,300 Mom, I'm bad. 415 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,100 I'm so bad I'm not even gonna say good luck, Charlie. 416 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,100 - You just did. - Oh! 417 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,730 Announcer: THE STORY YOU HAVE JUST SEEN 418 00:20:57,730 --> 00:20:59,430 IS TRUE. 419 00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:02,600 THE OUTCOMES ARE COMPLETELY MADE UP. 420 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,230 THE MAYOR WAS FOUND GUILTY OF LYING, STEALING 421 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,600 AND TALKING IN A RIDICULOUS CARTOONY VOICE. 422 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,600 RIDICULOUS?! I THINK NOT. 423 00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:16,100 GABE DUNCAN EVENTUALLY MADE IT TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. 424 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,570 HE WAS THROWN IN JAIL THREE MINUTES LATER 425 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,570 FOR SPITTING OFF THE MONORAIL. 426 00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:27,230 P.J. DUNCAN DID NOT GO ON TO A CAREER IN FASHION DESIGN. 427 00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:34,070 AMY DUNCAN JUST LIKES HAVING HER PICTURE TAKEN. 428 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,730 ( theme music playing ) 30460

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