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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,138 --> 00:00:09,738 ( "Shave and a Haircut" knock ) 2 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,724 HEY, TEDDY BEAR. 3 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,516 DON'T CALL ME THAT. 4 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:21,348 - P.J. - ACTUALLY I HAD A QUESTION FOR YOU. 5 00:00:21,352 --> 00:00:23,252 FOR MY TUXEDO, SHOULD I GO 6 00:00:23,254 --> 00:00:25,334 WITH TANGERINE OR POWDER BLUE? 7 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,726 P.J. 8 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:30,298 AND THE LIMO WAS KIND OF EXPENSIVE, 9 00:00:30,301 --> 00:00:33,461 SO MY GRANDPA IS GONNA DRIVE US IN HIS STATION WAGON. 10 00:00:33,464 --> 00:00:35,674 OKAY, I'M GONNA REGRET ASKING THIS, 11 00:00:35,666 --> 00:00:38,266 BUT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 12 00:00:38,269 --> 00:00:40,069 HOMECOMING DANCE. YOU'RE MY DATE. 13 00:00:40,071 --> 00:00:43,171 AGAIN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 14 00:00:43,174 --> 00:00:45,554 YOU PROMISED YOU'D GO WITH ME. 15 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,616 EMMETT, WAKE UP. 16 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,251 I'M NOT DREAMING, OKAY? 17 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:53,753 APRIL 19, 2004-- 18 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,494 YOU AGREED TO GO TO HOMECOMING DANCE WITH ME. 19 00:00:55,486 --> 00:00:57,586 - I HAVE PROOF. - WELL, LET'S SEE THE PROOF. 20 00:00:57,588 --> 00:00:59,588 OKAY. 21 00:01:07,738 --> 00:01:10,538 Hey, Teddy bear. 22 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:13,141 Don't call me that. 23 00:01:13,144 --> 00:01:15,184 Will you be my girlfriend? 24 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,376 No. 25 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,078 How about now? 26 00:01:20,611 --> 00:01:22,611 No. 27 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,315 Okay, how about this? 28 00:01:26,317 --> 00:01:28,317 If I don't have a girlfriend in high school, 29 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:30,459 will you go to the Homecoming dance with me? 30 00:01:30,461 --> 00:01:32,821 If I say yes, will you get out of my face? 31 00:01:32,823 --> 00:01:35,373 - Yes. - Then yes. 32 00:01:35,366 --> 00:01:37,726 Yes! You got that, PJ? 33 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,642 EMMETT, WE WERE JUST KIDS. 34 00:01:44,635 --> 00:01:46,875 YOU'RE NOT GONNA ACTUALLY MAKE ME GO, ARE YOU? 35 00:01:46,877 --> 00:01:48,807 MY GRANDPA DOESN'T LIKE TO DRIVE AT NIGHT, 36 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,809 SO BE READY AROUND 4:30. 37 00:01:52,483 --> 00:01:55,493 ( rock music playing ) 38 00:01:55,486 --> 00:01:56,886 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 39 00:01:56,887 --> 00:01:58,787 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 40 00:01:58,789 --> 00:02:01,719 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 41 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,622 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 42 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,304 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 43 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:07,296 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 44 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:11,799 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 45 00:02:11,802 --> 00:02:14,772 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 46 00:02:14,765 --> 00:02:16,765 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 47 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:18,637 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 48 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,539 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 49 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,272 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 50 00:02:23,274 --> 00:02:25,154 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 51 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,915 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 52 00:02:27,918 --> 00:02:30,148 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 53 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,780 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 54 00:02:33,784 --> 00:02:37,864 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 55 00:02:38,929 --> 00:02:41,859 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 56 00:02:50,601 --> 00:02:52,471 OH HEY. 57 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:55,613 GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND IN THE GARAGE. 58 00:02:55,606 --> 00:02:58,646 OOH, THOSE ARE NEVER GOOD WORDS. 59 00:03:00,211 --> 00:03:04,661 MAY I INTRODUCE MY HIGH SCHOOL BAND: 60 00:03:04,655 --> 00:03:08,615 THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE? 61 00:03:08,619 --> 00:03:11,419 HA HA. LOOK AT THAT. 62 00:03:11,422 --> 00:03:12,962 THERE'S RICHIE. THERE'S MARTY. 63 00:03:12,963 --> 00:03:15,573 AND CHECK OUT YOUR OLD MAN IN THE MIDDLE THERE, HUH? 64 00:03:17,568 --> 00:03:18,898 THAT LOOK FAMILIAR? 65 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:22,269 UM... NO. 66 00:03:23,534 --> 00:03:25,884 OH, COME ON, P.J., I LOOK JUST LIKE YOU. 67 00:03:25,876 --> 00:03:27,576 I DON'T SEE IT. 68 00:03:27,578 --> 00:03:29,678 WE COULD BE TWINS. 69 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,710 I CHOOSE NOT TO SEE IT. 70 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,923 ALL RIGHT. WE MADE AN ALBUM. 71 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,646 CHECK THAT OUT. PRETTY RAD, HUH? 72 00:03:37,648 --> 00:03:39,888 RIGHT, "THE BOB DUNCAN..." 73 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:42,350 - Both: "EXPERIENCE." - NO NO! 74 00:03:42,353 --> 00:03:45,603 OH! AW MAN! OH SHOOT! 75 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:48,826 UH, CAN WE-- CAN WE GLUE IT OR TAPE IT OR-- 76 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,659 NO NO, IT'S GONE. 77 00:03:50,661 --> 00:03:53,231 THAT-- THAT WASN'T THE ONLY ONE, RIGHT? 78 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:57,773 YEAH. WELL, I TOLD YOU, WE MADEANALBUM. 79 00:03:57,768 --> 00:04:01,808 - ( sighs ) - DAD, I AM SO SORRY. 80 00:04:01,812 --> 00:04:03,772 NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 81 00:04:03,774 --> 00:04:07,684 IT'S MY FAULT FOR HAVING SWEET MEMORIES... 82 00:04:07,678 --> 00:04:10,948 ( sighs ) AND KIDS. 83 00:04:18,289 --> 00:04:21,529 OKAY, PIRATE CHARLIE, LET ME SEE YOUR BOO-BOO. 84 00:04:21,532 --> 00:04:25,402 NOT A GOOD IDEA TO WEAR A PATCH ON BOTH EYES. 85 00:04:26,697 --> 00:04:29,737 HI, GUYS. HOW'S THE LEMONADE BUSINESS? 86 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:32,540 GREAT, THANKS TO LEO'S AWESOME LEMONADE RECIPE. 87 00:04:32,543 --> 00:04:33,903 OH, I CAN'T TAKE ALL THE CREDIT. 88 00:04:33,904 --> 00:04:35,914 IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO STEAL-- 89 00:04:35,906 --> 00:04:39,006 I MEAN BORROW THE LEMONS FROM MRS. DABNEY'S TREE. 90 00:04:39,009 --> 00:04:42,749 GABE, YOU STOLE LEMONS FROM MRS. DABNEY? 91 00:04:42,753 --> 00:04:44,893 I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COME BACK TO BITE ME IN THE-- 92 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:47,685 ( phone rings ) 93 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,489 HELLO, MRS. DABNEY. 94 00:04:52,623 --> 00:04:54,533 LEMONS? 95 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:58,027 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LEMONS. 96 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:04,642 - WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN TOMORROW. - DEFINITELY. 97 00:05:04,635 --> 00:05:07,975 - HEY, LET'S DIVIDE UP THE PROFITS. - YEAH. 98 00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:11,678 OKAY, SO WE MADE-- 99 00:05:11,682 --> 00:05:15,692 LOOKS LIKE $40.25. 100 00:05:15,686 --> 00:05:18,716 - SO HERE. - COOL. 101 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,049 WHY DO YOU GET THE QUARTER? 102 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:21,950 I THOUGHT WE WERE PARTNERS. 103 00:05:21,952 --> 00:05:24,702 FINE, WE'LL SPLIT THE QUARTER. 104 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:26,695 ( sighs ) 105 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,628 12¢? 106 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,800 WHY DO YOU GET THE EXTRA PENNY? 107 00:05:31,802 --> 00:05:33,632 BECAUSE IT WAS MY IDEA. 108 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,114 I'M THE BRAINS OF THIS OPERATION. 109 00:05:35,105 --> 00:05:37,705 YEAH, BUT I'M THE EYE CANDY. 110 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:40,508 OKAY, THIS IS STUPID. 111 00:05:40,511 --> 00:05:42,511 THE NEXT TIME WE HAVE AN EXTRA PENNY, YOU CAN HAVE IT. 112 00:05:42,513 --> 00:05:44,653 - I WANT THIS ONE. - THIS ONE'S MINE. 113 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:49,875 - YOU'RE BEING A JERK. - YOU'RE BEING A... JERKY JERK. 114 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,550 AND YOU CALL YOURSELF THE BRAINS. 115 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:55,363 YOU KNOW WHAT? KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS PENNY. 116 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,855 THIS PARTNERSHIP IS OVER. 117 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,087 FINE. I DON'T NEED YOU. 118 00:05:59,089 --> 00:06:02,029 I DON'T NEED YOU. I DON'T NEED ANYBODY. 119 00:06:06,797 --> 00:06:09,367 I NEED YOUR MOM. SHE'S MY RIDE. 120 00:06:16,747 --> 00:06:19,707 OH HEY, EMMETT, EMMETT. UH, WE NEED TO TALK. 121 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:22,810 SURE THING, HOMECOMING DATE. SHE'S MY HOMECOMING DATE! 122 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,515 MAYBE NOT. 123 00:06:27,518 --> 00:06:28,858 HERE WE GO. LET'S JUST SIT. 124 00:06:28,859 --> 00:06:32,689 SO IN THAT VIDEO YOUR EXACT WORDS WERE 125 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,533 I HAD TO GO TO HOMECOMING WITH YOU 126 00:06:34,525 --> 00:06:35,825 UNLESS YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 127 00:06:35,826 --> 00:06:39,796 - SO? - SO I'M GONNA GET YOU ONE. 128 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,630 ( giggles ) OH, THAT'S FUNNY. 129 00:06:42,633 --> 00:06:44,783 NO NO, I'M SERIOUS. 130 00:06:44,775 --> 00:06:47,735 THERE'S THIS NEW GIRL IN SCHOOL AND I THINK SHE'S PERFECT FOR YOU. 131 00:06:47,738 --> 00:06:50,638 - WHAT MAKES HER PERFECT? - SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 132 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,912 SO HER NAME IS ALICIA. 133 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:57,124 SHE'S VERY SWEET. SHE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE. 134 00:06:57,117 --> 00:07:00,587 SO I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE YOU... 135 00:07:00,591 --> 00:07:02,421 APPEALING. 136 00:07:03,794 --> 00:07:06,534 IS IT GONNA BE EASY? NO. 137 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,627 IS IT GONNA BE DOABLE? 138 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,629 IT HAS TO BE. 139 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,905 HEY, DAD! COME UP HERE. I GOT A SURPRISE. 140 00:07:17,908 --> 00:07:20,538 THOSE ARE NEVER GOOD WORDS. 141 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:24,172 - RICHIE! - BOBBY! 142 00:07:24,174 --> 00:07:27,154 HEH HEH HEY! 143 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,047 LOOK AT YOU! YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL! 144 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,649 HA, AND YOU... 145 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,822 AH, BOBBY! 146 00:07:35,826 --> 00:07:38,856 - WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - P.J. CALLED ME UP. 147 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,859 SOMETHING ABOUT GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER. 148 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,931 DAD, I FELT SO BAD ABOUT BREAKING THE ALBUM, 149 00:07:42,933 --> 00:07:44,743 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS COULD MAKE ANOTHER ONE. 150 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,537 P.J., THIS IS FANTASTIC. 151 00:07:48,539 --> 00:07:49,939 HEY, DID YOU TRACK DOWN MADMAN MARTY? 152 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:52,800 YEAH YEAH. HE CAN'T MAKE IT-- BOOK CLUB. 153 00:07:54,044 --> 00:07:58,084 NO, HE'S STILL A MADMAN, JUST WITH BOOKS. 154 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:01,108 WELL, HEY, P.J. CAN SIT IN ON GUITAR. 155 00:08:01,111 --> 00:08:03,211 THIS IS GREAT! 156 00:08:03,213 --> 00:08:06,193 THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE IS BACK! 157 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:10,086 ( all imitating explosions ) 158 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,626 HOW-- HOW LONG DO WE DO THIS? 159 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:22,570 UNTIL THE IMAGINARY APPLAUSE DIES DOWN. 160 00:08:36,987 --> 00:08:38,287 KIND OF QUIET AROUND HERE. 161 00:08:38,288 --> 00:08:40,748 WANT TO KNOW WHY? 162 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,625 "LEO'S LEMONADE LOUNGE"? YOU'RE COMPETING WITH ME? 163 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,859 COMPETING WOULD IMPLY COMPETITION. 164 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:54,531 AND FROM WHAT I SEE, HMPH, I DON'T HAVE ANY. 165 00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:58,937 THE "S" IN "LEO'S" IS BACKWARDS. 166 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,309 I DID THAT ON PURPOSE. IT'S CUTER. 167 00:09:01,311 --> 00:09:03,971 IS THAT WHY YOU PUT TWO Ms IN "LEMONADE"? 168 00:09:03,974 --> 00:09:06,054 I DID? 169 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:10,617 CHECK YOUR SPELLING, EYE CANDY. 170 00:09:10,621 --> 00:09:13,051 FORGET THAT. WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT ELSE I HAVE. 171 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,063 I'M GONNA SQUEEZE YOU OUT OF BUSINESS 172 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,785 LIKE YOU SQUEEZE A LEMON. 173 00:09:16,787 --> 00:09:20,257 - YOU KNOW, BECAUSE TO MAKE LEMONADE-- - YEAH, I GOT IT. 174 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,830 THIS ISN'T OVER, LEO. 175 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:25,843 OH, BUT I THINK IT IS. 176 00:09:25,836 --> 00:09:27,996 ( evil laugh ) 177 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,840 HE'S EVIL. HE'S DIABOLICAL. 178 00:09:32,843 --> 00:09:34,783 I DESPISE HIM. 179 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,846 THE BACKWARDS "S" SURE IS CUTE THOUGH. 180 00:09:46,016 --> 00:09:47,986 OKAY, THERE SHE IS. 181 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,288 OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, TEDDY. 182 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,589 - ALICIA MIGHT BE TOO HOT FOR ME. - WH-- 183 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,661 I'MTOO HOT FOR YOU. 184 00:09:53,664 --> 00:09:55,974 YEAH, BUT I GOT SOMETHING ON YOU. 185 00:09:55,966 --> 00:09:59,826 OKAY, SO HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 186 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:02,630 YOU WALK OVER TO ALICIA AND YOU SAY, "I'M EMMETT. 187 00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:04,643 I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI." 188 00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:07,135 - THEN WHAT? - THEN YOU JUST WALK AWAY. 189 00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:09,037 OH, OKAY. WHAT KIND OF WALK ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 190 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:12,139 LIKE A MOONWALK OR LIKE A ROBOT OR LIKE A SHUFFLE-- 191 00:10:12,142 --> 00:10:15,192 OH, NONE NONE-- NONE OF THE ABOVE. 192 00:10:15,185 --> 00:10:18,285 YOU JUST LEAVE. YOU'RE CREATING MYSTERY. 193 00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:20,688 - OH, ONE MORE THING. - WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 194 00:10:20,691 --> 00:10:22,351 I NEED THOSE AND THEY GO WITH MY HAT. 195 00:10:22,352 --> 00:10:25,232 GOOD POINT. 196 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:28,995 OKAY, GO GET HER, TIGER. 197 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:31,859 HI, I'M EMMETT. 198 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:34,062 I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND AND I WANTED TO SAY HI. 199 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,914 WELL, HI. 200 00:10:35,906 --> 00:10:37,866 - HA. - OOH! 201 00:10:47,878 --> 00:10:49,918 OKAY. OKAY. 202 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,180 - SO MAYBE YOU DO NEED THESE. - YEAH. 203 00:10:57,828 --> 00:11:00,828 ( rock music playing ) 204 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,195 YEAH! 205 00:11:08,198 --> 00:11:09,998 THAT WAS AWESOME! 206 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,040 WELCOME TO THE EXPERIENCE. 207 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,442 RICHIE DUDE, I LOVE THAT MOVE 208 00:11:13,443 --> 00:11:15,283 WHERE YOU, LIKE, STOOD UP IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR DRUM SOLO. 209 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,175 MY BUTT FELL ASLEEP. 210 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,408 ISN'T IT GREAT? HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 211 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:23,010 AFTER WE RECORD THE ALBUM, WE SHOULD PLAY SOME GIGS. 212 00:11:23,013 --> 00:11:25,463 OH, I SECOND THAT EMOTION. P.J., ARE YOU IN? 213 00:11:25,455 --> 00:11:27,155 HECKS TO THE YEAH. 214 00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:29,317 ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, 215 00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:31,989 TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FOR THE SAKE, A PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE. 216 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:36,072 - SAME PATTER. - SAME BLADDER. 217 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,426 MAN, IT'S AWESOME TO SEE MY DAD SO HAPPY AGAIN. 218 00:11:38,428 --> 00:11:42,168 YEAH, HE ENJOYS HIS BATHROOM. 219 00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:45,182 - I MEAN THE MUSIC, MAN. - OH. 220 00:11:45,175 --> 00:11:47,035 WHY DID YOU GUYS EVER BREAK UP? 221 00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:49,007 WELL... 222 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:52,039 BOBBY WAS DATING THIS CHICK WHO WAS ALWAYS HANGING AROUND, 223 00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:54,042 TRYING TO WEASEL HER WAY INTO THE BAND. 224 00:11:54,044 --> 00:11:56,154 - OH. - SHE DROVE ME AND MARTY NUTS. 225 00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:59,086 - UGH, SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHTMARE. - SHE WAS. 226 00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:01,149 NOW WHAT WAS HER NAME? 227 00:12:01,151 --> 00:12:04,901 - RICHIE! - AMY! 228 00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:07,325 IT WAS AMY. 229 00:12:20,871 --> 00:12:23,911 I HEARD RICHIE WAS IN DA HOUSE. 230 00:12:23,914 --> 00:12:25,954 OOH OOH! 231 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,416 SPEAKING OF HOUSE, ARE YOU STILL LIVING IN YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT? 232 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,818 OF COURSE. 233 00:12:30,821 --> 00:12:32,981 YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO MOVE A WATERBED? 234 00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:35,533 - YEAH. - HEY, HONEY! 235 00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:37,425 HI, ROCK STAR. 236 00:12:37,427 --> 00:12:39,187 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 237 00:12:39,189 --> 00:12:41,989 - WE'RE GONNA START PLAYING GIGS AGAIN. - THAT IS SO RAD! 238 00:12:41,992 --> 00:12:43,132 ( gasps ) 239 00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:45,043 HEY HEY HEY, PLAY "ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK." 240 00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:47,935 - P.J., THAT'S ABOUT ME. - RAD! 241 00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:51,168 - DID I USE THAT RIGHT? - KIND OF. 242 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,782 READY? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! 243 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,475 ( rock music playing ) 244 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:04,279 ♪ ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK, YOU MAKE MY BODY TICK ♪ 245 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:08,494 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE, I'M SICK SICK SICK... ♪ 246 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,118 GUYS, GUYS. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. 247 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:13,961 HEY, WATERBED, X-NAY ON THE RUMS-DRAY. 248 00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:19,427 GUYS, PICK UP THE PACE. 249 00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:21,069 HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. 250 00:13:21,071 --> 00:13:22,871 THIS IS HOW WE PLAYED IT ON THE ALBUM. 251 00:13:22,873 --> 00:13:24,103 YEAH, AND HOW DID THAT SELL? 252 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,806 LOOK, JUST FOLLOW ME, PEOPLE. 253 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,808 A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 254 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,240 ( faster tempo ) 255 00:13:32,242 --> 00:13:35,592 ♪ ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK, YOU MAKE MY BODY TICK ♪ 256 00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:39,815 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE, I'M SICK SICK SICK... ♪ 257 00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:44,452 - ( mouthing words ) - ♪ YOUR BLONDE DISHEVELED LOCKS ♪ 258 00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:46,934 ♪ THRILL ME TO MY SOCKS ♪ 259 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,557 ♪ ALL THE NERDS AND JOCKS THINK YOU'RE A STONE-COLD FOX ♪ 260 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,130 ♪ I'M FOXY FOXY ♪ 261 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,872 ♪ FOXY FOXY FOXY FOXY FOXY ♪ 262 00:13:54,865 --> 00:13:56,905 ♪ FOXY FOXY ♪ 263 00:13:56,907 --> 00:14:00,337 ♪ FOXY FOXY FOXY... ♪ GUYS, HANG WITH ME. 264 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,840 HEY, WHY DON'T WE TAKE A BREAK? 265 00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:08,977 OOH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 266 00:14:08,979 --> 00:14:11,279 IT'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GRAB MY TAMBOURINE. 267 00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:18,025 - BAND MEETING. - WHY? WHAT'S UP? 268 00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:20,958 WHAT'S UP? IT'S 1988 ALL OVER AGAIN. 269 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,861 - NO, IT'S NOT. - SHE'S TOTALLY TAKING OVER. 270 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,402 - CAN I SAY SOMETHING? - SHUT UP, MARTY. 271 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,937 SORRY. FORCE OF HABIT. 272 00:14:30,941 --> 00:14:33,241 THAT CHICK IS TRYING TO FORCE HER WAY INTO THE BAND. 273 00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:34,953 BOBBY, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 274 00:14:34,945 --> 00:14:36,275 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 275 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,576 OKAY, LOOK, AS LEADER OF THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE, 276 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,579 I'M GONNA TAKE CHARGE. 277 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,111 P.J., GO KICK YOUR MOTHER OUT OF THE BAND. 278 00:14:57,127 --> 00:15:00,267 WELCOME TO CLUB TRIPLE-L, EVERYBODY. 279 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:04,070 I'M L TO THE E TO THE EH-EH-O! 280 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:07,444 ( cheering ) 281 00:15:07,437 --> 00:15:11,607 ( hip-hop music playing ) 282 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,481 ♪ YO, MY NAME IS LEO AND I'M HERE TO TELL ♪ 283 00:15:14,484 --> 00:15:17,024 ♪ I GOT SOME REFRESHMENTS I'D LIKE TO SELL ♪ 284 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,147 ♪ I TAKE THE BEST LEMONS, DON'T YOU KNOW? ♪ 285 00:15:19,149 --> 00:15:21,519 ♪ I JUST SQUEEZE AND ADD SUGAR, YO YO YO YO YO ♪ 286 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,951 ♪ YEAH, LEO, LEO ♪ 287 00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:25,534 ♪ YEAH, LEO! ♪ 288 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,625 ( cheering ) 289 00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:39,174 REMEMBER, PEEPS, EVERYTHING'S FREE AT LEO'S LEMONADE, 290 00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:42,169 POPCORN AND WI-FI. 291 00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:44,012 Kids: WHOOHOO! 292 00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:47,024 IF EVERYTHING'S FREE, HOW ARE YOU MAKING MONEY? 293 00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:49,017 THIS ISN'T ABOUT MAKING MONEY. 294 00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:52,049 IT'S ABOUT TAKING YOU DOWN, MY BROTHA. 295 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,652 HA. 296 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:03,329 NOW TODAY WE'RE GONNA TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE NEW. 297 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:06,443 TRY WHATEVER YOU WANT. EITHER WAY I HAVE A DATE. 298 00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:08,666 YEAH YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAND HERE 299 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,738 AND WAIT UNTIL I GIVE YOU A SIGNAL? 300 00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,742 HI, ALICIA. I KNOW YOU'RE NEW HERE. 301 00:16:14,744 --> 00:16:16,254 - I'M TEDDY. - HI. 302 00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:19,376 SO YOU CAME HERE KIND OF IN AN AWKWARD TIME, 303 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,079 WHAT WITH HOMECOMING DANCE JUST DAYS AWAY AND-- 304 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,082 OH MY GOSH. OH MY GOSH. 305 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,764 - OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! - WHAT? 306 00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:28,185 OKAY OKAY, SO YOU SEE THAT REALLY CUTE GUY THERE? 307 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,018 WHERE? BEHIND THE GUY WITH THE HAT AND THE GLASSES? 308 00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:33,091 NO NO NO. NO NO NO. 309 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,703 UNDER THE HAT, BEHIND THE GLASSES. 310 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,165 THE PLATE CRASHER? 311 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,397 HIS NAME IS EMMETT. 312 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,669 OH, EMMETT-- EVEN HIS NAME IS DREAMY. 313 00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:46,242 EVERY GIRL IN SCHOOL WANTS TO GO TO HOMECOMING WITH HIM, ESPECIALLY ME. 314 00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:49,336 WERE YOU HERE YESTERDAY? 315 00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,712 OH MY GOSH, HERE HE COMES. 316 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,224 - HI. - HI, TEDDY. 317 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,246 OH, HE KNOWS MY NAME! 318 00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:00,789 HI, EMMETT. 319 00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:03,550 SO, UH, ARE YOU GOING TO THE DANCE? 320 00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:06,203 ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT I CAME TO TALK TO ALICIA ABOUT. 321 00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:10,096 OH, ALICIA. OF COURSE, THE NEW GIRL. 322 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,130 YOU'RE SO LUCKY. 323 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,302 OH WELL. 324 00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:16,244 IT HURTS, BUT I'LL SMILE THROUGH THE PAIN. 325 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,607 NOW I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE TO TALK ABOUT 326 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:22,109 YOUR MAGICAL EVENING TOGETHER WHILE I GO NURSE MY-- 327 00:17:22,112 --> 00:17:26,152 Students: WHOA! 328 00:17:34,824 --> 00:17:36,694 WHAT? NO, ALICIA-- 329 00:17:36,686 --> 00:17:38,486 ( both sigh ) 330 00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,228 WHY FIGHT IT? 331 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,230 WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. 332 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:51,267 ♪ ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK, YOU MAKE MY HEART GO TICK ♪ 333 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:55,181 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE, I'M SICK SICK SICK. ♪ 334 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,645 ( vocalizing ) 335 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,650 - HEY, MOM. - HEY THERE, MY LEAD GUITARIST. 336 00:18:03,653 --> 00:18:06,423 YEAH YEAH, ABOUT THAT-- CAN I-- CAN I TALK TO YOU? 337 00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:09,356 - SURE. WHAT ABOUT? - ACTUALLY I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU-- 338 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,089 IF YOU HEARD IT FROM CHARLIE. 339 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,820 GO AHEAD, CHARLIE. TELL MOMMY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND. 340 00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:15,092 MOMMY... 341 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,296 OKAY, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY TOO UPSET TO SAY ANYTHING. 342 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,669 NO NO NO. YOU'RE UPSET? WHY? 343 00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:25,412 UM, SHE THINKS IT'S A BAD IDEA FOR YOU TO BE IN THE BAND. 344 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,535 - CHARLIE SAID THAT? - YES. 345 00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:30,737 - DID YOU SAY THAT, CHARLIE? - NO, MOMMY. 346 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,893 WAIT, P.J., YOU DON'T WANT ME IN THE BAND? 347 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:40,217 BUT IT'S SO MUCH BETTER WITH ME IN IT. 348 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:46,160 YEAH YEAH, IT IS, BUT THE PROBLEM IS... 349 00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:48,626 - THAT IS THE PROBLEM. - WHAT IS? 350 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,298 YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE TOO GOOD. YOU'RE TOO GOOD. 351 00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:53,301 AND WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A STAR. 352 00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:54,603 BUT WHEN YOU'RE NEXT TO DAD... 353 00:18:54,604 --> 00:18:57,914 - HE FADES INTO THE WOODWORK. - EX-- YES! 354 00:18:57,907 --> 00:18:59,707 I MEAN, COME ON. THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE? 355 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:02,869 - HELLO? THE AMY DUNCAN EXPERIENCE? - EXACTLY! 356 00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:05,482 - OH! - EXACTLY. 357 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:08,215 I CAN'T DO THAT TO HIM. 358 00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:10,148 CAN I? 359 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,279 NO NO, 360 00:19:12,282 --> 00:19:13,882 BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD A PERSON. 361 00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:17,563 - DARN MY HUMANITY. - YEAH YEAH. 362 00:19:18,588 --> 00:19:21,588 OKAY OKAY. 363 00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:24,291 ( sighs ) 364 00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:26,244 PULLED THAT OUT. 365 00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:29,236 BY THE WAY, YOU ARE TERRIBLE UNDER PRESSURE. 366 00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:31,239 SORRY. 367 00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:47,324 ( crowd cheering ) 368 00:19:47,317 --> 00:19:49,517 YEAH! 369 00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,389 THOSE CHEERLEADERS AREN'T DONE YET. 370 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,361 THEY'LL NOW BE SERVING YOUR NEXT ROUND OF LEMONADE! 371 00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:55,673 - All: WHOO! - Gabe:YEAH! 372 00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,967 THE ENTERTAINMENT MARATHON CONTINUES HERE AT GABE'S 373 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:04,500 WITH A HOT NEW GROUP: THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE. 374 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,284 ( crowd cheering ) 375 00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:08,577 - YEAH! - YEAH! 376 00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:10,538 HEY, DON'T DISAPPOINT ME. 377 00:20:13,243 --> 00:20:14,543 HEY. 378 00:20:14,544 --> 00:20:16,354 NOW THAT YOU'RE BOOKING LIVE MUSIC, 379 00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,346 YOU KNOW, I'M PUTTING A LITTLE SOMETHING TOGETHER MYSELF. 380 00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:20,748 SO WE SHOULD TALK. 381 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,320 ALL RIGHT. GOOD AFTERNOON, EDWARD DRIVE! 382 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,904 ( all cheering ) 383 00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:29,957 WE ARE THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE. 384 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:32,399 AND I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS VERY FIRST SONG 385 00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:35,342 TO MY VERY OWN ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK. 386 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,465 THAT'S ME, EVERYBODY. I'M THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK, WHOO! 387 00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:40,238 ( rock music playing ) 388 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,969 ♪ ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK, YOU MAKE MY HEART GO TICK ♪ 389 00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:46,952 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE, I'M SICK SICK SICK... ♪ 390 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:55,330 WOW-- CHEERLEADERS, LIVE MUSIC, A FULL HOUSE? 391 00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:57,325 YOU WIN, GABE. 392 00:20:57,327 --> 00:20:59,327 THE GREAT LEMONADE WAR IS OVER. 393 00:20:59,329 --> 00:21:00,989 WHAT DID I WIN? 394 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:04,360 - I'M DOWN MORE THAN $200. - I'M DOWN $300. 395 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,374 RENTING PORTA-POTTIES IS EXPENSIVE. 396 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,697 HOW ARE WE GONNA MAKE THIS UP? 397 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,369 HEY, MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR HAS AN AVOCADO TREE. 398 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:15,042 WE'LL START A GUACAMOLE STAND. 399 00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:17,384 LEO AND GABE'S GUACAMOLE STAND. 400 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,547 GABE AND LEO'S GUACAMOLE STAND. 401 00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:28,564 Well, Charlie, I learned a lesson from Gabe this week: 402 00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:30,658 when life hands you lemons, 403 00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,590 you go to Homecoming with Emmett. 404 00:21:35,365 --> 00:21:36,695 You know, but the truth is 405 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,366 we're probably gonna have a good time. 406 00:21:38,368 --> 00:21:41,468 - And it's just one dance. - Until prom. 407 00:21:42,672 --> 00:21:45,382 Wait, what? What do you have on me? 408 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,575 - Oh, not much. - Oh! 409 00:21:49,379 --> 00:21:51,609 "Teddy Says Yes to Prom." 410 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,641 "Teddy Says Yes to Marriage"? 411 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,445 That one took a bit of editing. 412 00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,518 If he thinks that's gonna happen, 413 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,590 he's gonna need some good luck, Charlie. 414 00:22:08,358 --> 00:22:10,698 GABE AND LEO'S GUACAMOLE STAND. 415 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,700 LEO AND GABE'S GUACAMOLE STAND. 416 00:22:12,702 --> 00:22:14,462 - GABE AND LEO'S. - LEO AND GABE'S. 417 00:22:14,464 --> 00:22:16,514 - GABE AND LEO'S. - LEO AND GABE'S. 418 00:22:16,506 --> 00:22:19,036 -GABE AND LEO'S. -LEO AND GABE'S. 419 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,068 - GABE AND LEO'S. - LEO AND GABE'S. 420 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:22,670 - GABE AND LEO'S. - LEO AND GABE'S. 421 00:22:22,672 --> 00:22:24,742 -GABE AND LEO'S. -LEO AND GABE'S. 422 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,584 - GABE AND LEO'S. - LEO AND GABE'S. 423 00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:30,617 - YOU KNOW WHAT? - "WHATEVER"?HATEVER. 424 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,650 YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE WE WERE DEAD? 30654

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