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( "Shave and a Haircut"
knock )
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HEY, TEDDY BEAR.
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DON'T CALL ME THAT.
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- P.J.
- ACTUALLY I HAD
A QUESTION FOR YOU.
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FOR MY TUXEDO,
SHOULD I GO
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WITH TANGERINE
OR POWDER BLUE?
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P.J.
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AND THE LIMO WAS
KIND OF EXPENSIVE,
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SO MY GRANDPA
IS GONNA DRIVE US
IN HIS STATION WAGON.
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OKAY, I'M GONNA
REGRET ASKING THIS,
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BUT WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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HOMECOMING DANCE.
YOU'RE MY DATE.
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AGAIN, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU PROMISED
YOU'D GO WITH ME.
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EMMETT, WAKE UP.
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I'M NOT DREAMING, OKAY?
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APRIL 19, 2004--
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YOU AGREED TO GO
TO HOMECOMING DANCE
WITH ME.
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- I HAVE PROOF.
- WELL, LET'S SEE THE PROOF.
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OKAY.
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Hey, Teddy bear.
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Don't call me that.
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Will you be
my girlfriend?
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No.
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How about now?
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No.
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Okay, how about this?
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If I don't
have a girlfriend
in high school,
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will you go to
the Homecoming dance
with me?
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If I say yes, will you
get out of my face?
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- Yes.
- Then yes.
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Yes!
You got that, PJ?
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EMMETT,
WE WERE JUST KIDS.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA ACTUALLY
MAKE ME GO, ARE YOU?
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MY GRANDPA DOESN'T LIKE
TO DRIVE AT NIGHT,
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SO BE READY AROUND 4:30.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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OH HEY.
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GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND
IN THE GARAGE.
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OOH, THOSE ARE NEVER
GOOD WORDS.
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MAY I INTRODUCE
MY HIGH SCHOOL BAND:
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THE BOB DUNCAN
EXPERIENCE?
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HA HA.
LOOK AT THAT.
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THERE'S RICHIE.
THERE'S MARTY.
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AND CHECK OUT YOUR OLD MAN
IN THE MIDDLE THERE, HUH?
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THAT LOOK FAMILIAR?
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UM... NO.
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OH, COME ON, P.J.,
I LOOK JUST LIKE YOU.
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I DON'T SEE IT.
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WE COULD BE TWINS.
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I CHOOSE NOT TO SEE IT.
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ALL RIGHT.
WE MADE AN ALBUM.
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CHECK THAT OUT.
PRETTY RAD, HUH?
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RIGHT, "THE BOB DUNCAN..."
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- Both: "EXPERIENCE."
- NO NO!
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OH! AW MAN!
OH SHOOT!
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UH, CAN WE--
CAN WE GLUE IT
OR TAPE IT OR--
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NO NO, IT'S GONE.
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THAT-- THAT WASN'T
THE ONLY ONE, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
WELL, I TOLD YOU,
WE MADEANALBUM.
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- ( sighs )
- DAD, I AM SO SORRY.
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NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S MY FAULT FOR HAVING
SWEET MEMORIES...
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( sighs )
AND KIDS.
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OKAY, PIRATE CHARLIE,
LET ME SEE YOUR BOO-BOO.
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NOT A GOOD IDEA TO WEAR
A PATCH ON BOTH EYES.
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HI, GUYS.
HOW'S THE LEMONADE BUSINESS?
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GREAT, THANKS TO LEO'S
AWESOME LEMONADE RECIPE.
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OH, I CAN'T TAKE
ALL THE CREDIT.
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IT WAS YOUR IDEA
TO STEAL--
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I MEAN BORROW THE LEMONS
FROM MRS. DABNEY'S TREE.
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GABE, YOU STOLE LEMONS
FROM MRS. DABNEY?
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I HOPE THIS
DOESN'T COME BACK
TO BITE ME IN THE--
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( phone rings )
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HELLO, MRS. DABNEY.
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LEMONS?
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I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT LEMONS.
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- WE SHOULD DO THIS
AGAIN TOMORROW.
- DEFINITELY.
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- HEY, LET'S DIVIDE UP
THE PROFITS.
- YEAH.
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OKAY, SO WE MADE--
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LOOKS LIKE $40.25.
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- SO HERE.
- COOL.
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WHY DO YOU GET
THE QUARTER?
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I THOUGHT
WE WERE PARTNERS.
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FINE, WE'LL SPLIT
THE QUARTER.
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( sighs )
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12¢?
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WHY DO YOU GET
THE EXTRA PENNY?
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BECAUSE IT WAS MY IDEA.
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I'M THE BRAINS
OF THIS OPERATION.
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YEAH, BUT I'M THE EYE CANDY.
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OKAY, THIS IS STUPID.
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THE NEXT TIME
WE HAVE AN EXTRA PENNY,
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
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- I WANT THIS ONE.
- THIS ONE'S MINE.
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- YOU'RE BEING A JERK.
- YOU'RE BEING A...
JERKY JERK.
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AND YOU CALL YOURSELF
THE BRAINS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS PENNY.
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THIS PARTNERSHIP IS OVER.
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FINE.
I DON'T NEED YOU.
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I DON'T NEED YOU.
I DON'T NEED ANYBODY.
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I NEED YOUR MOM.
SHE'S MY RIDE.
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OH HEY, EMMETT, EMMETT.
UH, WE NEED TO TALK.
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SURE THING, HOMECOMING DATE.
SHE'S MY HOMECOMING DATE!
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MAYBE NOT.
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HERE WE GO.
LET'S JUST SIT.
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SO IN THAT VIDEO
YOUR EXACT WORDS WERE
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I HAD TO GO
TO HOMECOMING WITH YOU
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UNLESS YOU HAD
A GIRLFRIEND.
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- SO?
- SO I'M GONNA
GET YOU ONE.
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( giggles )
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
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NO NO, I'M SERIOUS.
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THERE'S THIS NEW GIRL
IN SCHOOL AND I THINK
SHE'S PERFECT FOR YOU.
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- WHAT MAKES HER PERFECT?
- SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT YOU.
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SO HER NAME IS ALICIA.
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SHE'S VERY SWEET.
SHE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE.
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SO I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO MAKE YOU...
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APPEALING.
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IS IT GONNA BE EASY?
NO.
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IS IT GONNA BE DOABLE?
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IT HAS TO BE.
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HEY, DAD!
COME UP HERE.
I GOT A SURPRISE.
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THOSE ARE NEVER
GOOD WORDS.
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- RICHIE!
- BOBBY!
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HEH HEH HEY!
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LOOK AT YOU!
YOU HAVEN'T
CHANGED AT ALL!
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HA, AND YOU...
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AH, BOBBY!
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- WHAT-- WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
- P.J. CALLED ME UP.
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SOMETHING ABOUT GETTING
THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.
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DAD, I FELT SO BAD
ABOUT BREAKING THE ALBUM,
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I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
COULD MAKE ANOTHER ONE.
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P.J., THIS IS FANTASTIC.
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HEY, DID YOU TRACK DOWN
MADMAN MARTY?
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YEAH YEAH.
HE CAN'T MAKE IT--
BOOK CLUB.
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NO, HE'S STILL A MADMAN,
JUST WITH BOOKS.
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WELL, HEY, P.J. CAN
SIT IN ON GUITAR.
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THIS IS GREAT!
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THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE
IS BACK!
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( all imitating explosions )
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HOW-- HOW LONG
DO WE DO THIS?
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UNTIL THE IMAGINARY APPLAUSE
DIES DOWN.
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KIND OF QUIET AROUND HERE.
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WANT TO KNOW WHY?
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"LEO'S LEMONADE LOUNGE"?
YOU'RE COMPETING WITH ME?
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COMPETING WOULD IMPLY
COMPETITION.
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AND FROM WHAT I SEE,
HMPH, I DON'T HAVE ANY.
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THE "S" IN "LEO'S"
IS BACKWARDS.
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I DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
IT'S CUTER.
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00:09:01,311 --> 00:09:03,971
IS THAT WHY YOU PUT
TWO Ms IN "LEMONADE"?
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I DID?
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CHECK YOUR SPELLING,
EYE CANDY.
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FORGET THAT.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE
WHAT ELSE I HAVE.
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I'M GONNA SQUEEZE YOU
OUT OF BUSINESS
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LIKE YOU SQUEEZE
A LEMON.
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- YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE TO MAKE LEMONADE--
- YEAH, I GOT IT.
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THIS ISN'T OVER, LEO.
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OH, BUT I THINK IT IS.
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( evil laugh )
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HE'S EVIL.
HE'S DIABOLICAL.
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I DESPISE HIM.
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THE BACKWARDS "S"
SURE IS CUTE THOUGH.
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OKAY, THERE SHE IS.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, TEDDY.
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- ALICIA MIGHT BE
TOO HOT FOR ME.
- WH--
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I'MTOO HOT FOR YOU.
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YEAH, BUT I GOT
SOMETHING ON YOU.
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OKAY, SO HERE'S
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
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YOU WALK OVER TO ALICIA
AND YOU SAY, "I'M EMMETT.
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I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND
AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI."
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00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:07,135
- THEN WHAT?
- THEN YOU JUST WALK AWAY.
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00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:09,037
OH, OKAY.
WHAT KIND OF WALK
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
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LIKE A MOONWALK
OR LIKE A ROBOT
OR LIKE A SHUFFLE--
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OH, NONE NONE--
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
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YOU JUST LEAVE.
YOU'RE CREATING MYSTERY.
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- OH, ONE MORE THING.
- WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I NEED THOSE
AND THEY GO
WITH MY HAT.
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GOOD POINT.
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OKAY, GO GET HER,
TIGER.
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HI, I'M EMMETT.
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I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND
AND I WANTED TO SAY HI.
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WELL, HI.
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- HA.
- OOH!
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OKAY. OKAY.
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- SO MAYBE YOU DO
NEED THESE.
- YEAH.
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00:10:57,828 --> 00:11:00,828
( rock music playing )
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YEAH!
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THAT WAS AWESOME!
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00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,040
WELCOME TO THE EXPERIENCE.
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00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,442
RICHIE DUDE,
I LOVE THAT MOVE
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WHERE YOU, LIKE,
STOOD UP IN THE MIDDLE
OF YOUR DRUM SOLO.
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00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,175
MY BUTT FELL ASLEEP.
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ISN'T IT GREAT?
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:23,010
AFTER WE RECORD THE ALBUM,
WE SHOULD PLAY SOME GIGS.
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OH, I SECOND THAT EMOTION.
P.J., ARE YOU IN?
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HECKS TO THE YEAH.
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00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:29,317
ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
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00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:31,989
TIME TO TAKE
A BREAK FOR THE SAKE,
A PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE.
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- SAME PATTER.
- SAME BLADDER.
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MAN, IT'S AWESOME TO SEE
MY DAD SO HAPPY AGAIN.
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00:11:38,428 --> 00:11:42,168
YEAH, HE ENJOYS
HIS BATHROOM.
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- I MEAN THE MUSIC, MAN.
- OH.
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WHY DID YOU GUYS
EVER BREAK UP?
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WELL...
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BOBBY WAS DATING THIS CHICK
WHO WAS ALWAYS HANGING AROUND,
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00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:54,042
TRYING TO WEASEL HER WAY
INTO THE BAND.
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00:11:54,044 --> 00:11:56,154
- OH.
- SHE DROVE ME
AND MARTY NUTS.
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00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:59,086
- UGH, SOUNDS LIKE
A NIGHTMARE.
- SHE WAS.
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00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:01,149
NOW WHAT WAS HER NAME?
227
00:12:01,151 --> 00:12:04,901
- RICHIE!
- AMY!
228
00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:07,325
IT WAS AMY.
229
00:12:20,871 --> 00:12:23,911
I HEARD RICHIE
WAS IN DA HOUSE.
230
00:12:23,914 --> 00:12:25,954
OOH OOH!
231
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,416
SPEAKING OF HOUSE,
ARE YOU STILL LIVING
IN YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT?
232
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OF COURSE.
233
00:12:30,821 --> 00:12:32,981
YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO MOVE A WATERBED?
234
00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:35,533
- YEAH.
- HEY, HONEY!
235
00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:37,425
HI, ROCK STAR.
236
00:12:37,427 --> 00:12:39,187
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS.
237
00:12:39,189 --> 00:12:41,989
- WE'RE GONNA START
PLAYING GIGS AGAIN.
- THAT IS SO RAD!
238
00:12:41,992 --> 00:12:43,132
( gasps )
239
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:45,043
HEY HEY HEY, PLAY
"ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK."
240
00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:47,935
- P.J., THAT'S ABOUT ME.
- RAD!
241
00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:51,168
- DID I USE THAT RIGHT?
- KIND OF.
242
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,782
READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
243
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,475
( rock music playing )
244
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:04,279
♪ ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK,
YOU MAKE MY BODY TICK ♪
245
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:08,494
♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE,
I'M SICK SICK SICK... ♪
246
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,118
GUYS, GUYS.
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,
GUYS, GUYS.
247
00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:13,961
HEY, WATERBED,
X-NAY ON THE RUMS-DRAY.
248
00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:19,427
GUYS, PICK UP THE PACE.
249
00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:21,069
HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT.
250
00:13:21,071 --> 00:13:22,871
THIS IS HOW WE PLAYED IT
ON THE ALBUM.
251
00:13:22,873 --> 00:13:24,103
YEAH, AND HOW DID THAT SELL?
252
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,806
LOOK, JUST FOLLOW ME,
PEOPLE.
253
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,808
A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
254
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,240
( faster tempo )
255
00:13:32,242 --> 00:13:35,592
♪ ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK,
YOU MAKE MY BODY TICK ♪
256
00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:39,815
♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE,
I'M SICK SICK SICK... ♪
257
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:44,452
- ( mouthing words )
- ♪ YOUR BLONDE
DISHEVELED LOCKS ♪
258
00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:46,934
♪ THRILL ME
TO MY SOCKS ♪
259
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,557
♪ ALL THE NERDS AND JOCKS THINK
YOU'RE A STONE-COLD FOX ♪
260
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,130
♪ I'M FOXY FOXY ♪
261
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,872
♪ FOXY FOXY FOXY
FOXY FOXY ♪
262
00:13:54,865 --> 00:13:56,905
♪ FOXY FOXY ♪
263
00:13:56,907 --> 00:14:00,337
♪ FOXY FOXY FOXY... ♪
GUYS, HANG WITH ME.
264
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,840
HEY, WHY DON'T
WE TAKE A BREAK?
265
00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:08,977
OOH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
266
00:14:08,979 --> 00:14:11,279
IT'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO GRAB MY TAMBOURINE.
267
00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:18,025
- BAND MEETING.
- WHY? WHAT'S UP?
268
00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:20,958
WHAT'S UP?
IT'S 1988 ALL OVER AGAIN.
269
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,861
- NO, IT'S NOT.
- SHE'S TOTALLY TAKING OVER.
270
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,402
- CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
- SHUT UP, MARTY.
271
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,937
SORRY.
FORCE OF HABIT.
272
00:14:30,941 --> 00:14:33,241
THAT CHICK IS TRYING
TO FORCE HER WAY
INTO THE BAND.
273
00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:34,953
BOBBY, YOU GOTTA
DO SOMETHING.
274
00:14:34,945 --> 00:14:36,275
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
275
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,576
OKAY, LOOK, AS LEADER
OF THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE,
276
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,579
I'M GONNA TAKE CHARGE.
277
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,111
P.J., GO KICK YOUR MOTHER
OUT OF THE BAND.
278
00:14:57,127 --> 00:15:00,267
WELCOME TO CLUB TRIPLE-L,
EVERYBODY.
279
00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:04,070
I'M L TO THE E
TO THE EH-EH-O!
280
00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:07,444
( cheering )
281
00:15:07,437 --> 00:15:11,607
( hip-hop music playing )
282
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,481
♪ YO, MY NAME IS LEO
AND I'M HERE TO TELL ♪
283
00:15:14,484 --> 00:15:17,024
♪ I GOT SOME REFRESHMENTS
I'D LIKE TO SELL ♪
284
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,147
♪ I TAKE THE BEST LEMONS,
DON'T YOU KNOW? ♪
285
00:15:19,149 --> 00:15:21,519
♪ I JUST SQUEEZE AND ADD SUGAR,
YO YO YO YO YO ♪
286
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,951
♪ YEAH, LEO, LEO ♪
287
00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:25,534
♪ YEAH, LEO! ♪
288
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,625
( cheering )
289
00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:39,174
REMEMBER, PEEPS,
EVERYTHING'S FREE
AT LEO'S LEMONADE,
290
00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:42,169
POPCORN AND WI-FI.
291
00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:44,012
Kids: WHOOHOO!
292
00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:47,024
IF EVERYTHING'S FREE,
HOW ARE YOU MAKING MONEY?
293
00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:49,017
THIS ISN'T ABOUT
MAKING MONEY.
294
00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:52,049
IT'S ABOUT
TAKING YOU DOWN,
MY BROTHA.
295
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,652
HA.
296
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:03,329
NOW TODAY WE'RE GONNA TRY
SOMETHING A LITTLE NEW.
297
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:06,443
TRY WHATEVER YOU WANT.
EITHER WAY I HAVE A DATE.
298
00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:08,666
YEAH YEAH, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST STAND HERE
299
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,738
AND WAIT UNTIL
I GIVE YOU A SIGNAL?
300
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,742
HI, ALICIA.
I KNOW YOU'RE NEW HERE.
301
00:16:14,744 --> 00:16:16,254
- I'M TEDDY.
- HI.
302
00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:19,376
SO YOU CAME HERE KIND OF
IN AN AWKWARD TIME,
303
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,079
WHAT WITH HOMECOMING DANCE
JUST DAYS AWAY AND--
304
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,082
OH MY GOSH.
OH MY GOSH.
305
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,764
- OH MY GOSH!
OH MY GOSH!
- WHAT?
306
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:28,185
OKAY OKAY, SO YOU SEE
THAT REALLY CUTE GUY THERE?
307
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,018
WHERE? BEHIND THE GUY
WITH THE HAT AND THE GLASSES?
308
00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:33,091
NO NO NO.
NO NO NO.
309
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,703
UNDER THE HAT,
BEHIND THE GLASSES.
310
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,165
THE PLATE CRASHER?
311
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,397
HIS NAME IS EMMETT.
312
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,669
OH, EMMETT--
EVEN HIS NAME IS DREAMY.
313
00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:46,242
EVERY GIRL IN SCHOOL WANTS
TO GO TO HOMECOMING WITH HIM,
ESPECIALLY ME.
314
00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:49,336
WERE YOU HERE YESTERDAY?
315
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,712
OH MY GOSH,
HERE HE COMES.
316
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,224
- HI.
- HI, TEDDY.
317
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,246
OH, HE KNOWS MY NAME!
318
00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:00,789
HI, EMMETT.
319
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:03,550
SO, UH, ARE YOU GOING
TO THE DANCE?
320
00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:06,203
ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT I CAME
TO TALK TO ALICIA ABOUT.
321
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:10,096
OH, ALICIA.
OF COURSE, THE NEW GIRL.
322
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,130
YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
323
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,302
OH WELL.
324
00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:16,244
IT HURTS, BUT I'LL SMILE
THROUGH THE PAIN.
325
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,607
NOW I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE
TO TALK ABOUT
326
00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:22,109
YOUR MAGICAL EVENING TOGETHER
WHILE I GO NURSE MY--
327
00:17:22,112 --> 00:17:26,152
Students:
WHOA!
328
00:17:34,824 --> 00:17:36,694
WHAT?
NO, ALICIA--
329
00:17:36,686 --> 00:17:38,486
( both sigh )
330
00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,228
WHY FIGHT IT?
331
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,230
WE'RE PERFECT
FOR EACH OTHER.
332
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:51,267
♪ ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK,
YOU MAKE MY HEART GO TICK ♪
333
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:55,181
♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE,
I'M SICK SICK SICK. ♪
334
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,645
( vocalizing )
335
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,650
- HEY, MOM.
- HEY THERE,
MY LEAD GUITARIST.
336
00:18:03,653 --> 00:18:06,423
YEAH YEAH, ABOUT THAT--
CAN I-- CAN I TALK TO YOU?
337
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:09,356
- SURE. WHAT ABOUT?
- ACTUALLY I THINK IT WOULD
BE BETTER IF YOU--
338
00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,089
IF YOU HEARD IT
FROM CHARLIE.
339
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,820
GO AHEAD, CHARLIE.
TELL MOMMY WHAT'S
ON YOUR MIND.
340
00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:15,092
MOMMY...
341
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,296
OKAY, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY
TOO UPSET TO SAY ANYTHING.
342
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,669
NO NO NO.
YOU'RE UPSET?
WHY?
343
00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:25,412
UM, SHE THINKS
IT'S A BAD IDEA FOR YOU
TO BE IN THE BAND.
344
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,535
- CHARLIE SAID THAT?
- YES.
345
00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:30,737
- DID YOU SAY THAT, CHARLIE?
- NO, MOMMY.
346
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,893
WAIT, P.J., YOU DON'T
WANT ME IN THE BAND?
347
00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:40,217
BUT IT'S SO MUCH BETTER
WITH ME IN IT.
348
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:46,160
YEAH YEAH, IT IS,
BUT THE PROBLEM IS...
349
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:48,626
- THAT IS THE PROBLEM.
- WHAT IS?
350
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,298
YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE TOO GOOD.
YOU'RE TOO GOOD.
351
00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:53,301
AND WE ALL KNOW
YOU'RE A STAR.
352
00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:54,603
BUT WHEN YOU'RE
NEXT TO DAD...
353
00:18:54,604 --> 00:18:57,914
- HE FADES INTO THE WOODWORK.
- EX-- YES!
354
00:18:57,907 --> 00:18:59,707
I MEAN, COME ON.
THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE?
355
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:02,869
- HELLO?
THE AMY DUNCAN EXPERIENCE?
- EXACTLY!
356
00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:05,482
- OH!
- EXACTLY.
357
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:08,215
I CAN'T DO THAT TO HIM.
358
00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:10,148
CAN I?
359
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,279
NO NO,
360
00:19:12,282 --> 00:19:13,882
BECAUSE YOU ARE
TOO GOOD A PERSON.
361
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:17,563
- DARN MY HUMANITY.
- YEAH YEAH.
362
00:19:18,588 --> 00:19:21,588
OKAY OKAY.
363
00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:24,291
( sighs )
364
00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:26,244
PULLED THAT OUT.
365
00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:29,236
BY THE WAY,
YOU ARE TERRIBLE
UNDER PRESSURE.
366
00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:31,239
SORRY.
367
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:47,324
( crowd cheering )
368
00:19:47,317 --> 00:19:49,517
YEAH!
369
00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,389
THOSE CHEERLEADERS
AREN'T DONE YET.
370
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,361
THEY'LL NOW BE SERVING
YOUR NEXT ROUND OF LEMONADE!
371
00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:55,673
- All: WHOO!
- Gabe:YEAH!
372
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,967
THE ENTERTAINMENT MARATHON
CONTINUES HERE AT GABE'S
373
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:04,500
WITH A HOT NEW GROUP:
THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE.
374
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,284
( crowd cheering )
375
00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:08,577
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
376
00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:10,538
HEY, DON'T DISAPPOINT ME.
377
00:20:13,243 --> 00:20:14,543
HEY.
378
00:20:14,544 --> 00:20:16,354
NOW THAT YOU'RE
BOOKING LIVE MUSIC,
379
00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,346
YOU KNOW, I'M PUTTING
A LITTLE SOMETHING
TOGETHER MYSELF.
380
00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:20,748
SO WE SHOULD TALK.
381
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,320
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD AFTERNOON,
EDWARD DRIVE!
382
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,904
( all cheering )
383
00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:29,957
WE ARE THE BOB DUNCAN
EXPERIENCE.
384
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:32,399
AND I WOULD
LIKE TO DEDICATE
THIS VERY FIRST SONG
385
00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:35,342
TO MY VERY OWN
ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK.
386
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,465
THAT'S ME, EVERYBODY.
I'M THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN
CHICK, WHOO!
387
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:40,238
( rock music playing )
388
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,969
♪ ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICK,
YOU MAKE MY HEART GO TICK ♪
389
00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:46,952
♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE,
I'M SICK SICK SICK... ♪
390
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:55,330
WOW-- CHEERLEADERS,
LIVE MUSIC, A FULL HOUSE?
391
00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:57,325
YOU WIN, GABE.
392
00:20:57,327 --> 00:20:59,327
THE GREAT LEMONADE WAR
IS OVER.
393
00:20:59,329 --> 00:21:00,989
WHAT DID I WIN?
394
00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:04,360
- I'M DOWN MORE THAN $200.
- I'M DOWN $300.
395
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,374
RENTING PORTA-POTTIES
IS EXPENSIVE.
396
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,697
HOW ARE WE GONNA
MAKE THIS UP?
397
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,369
HEY, MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR
HAS AN AVOCADO TREE.
398
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:15,042
WE'LL START
A GUACAMOLE STAND.
399
00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:17,384
LEO AND GABE'S
GUACAMOLE STAND.
400
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,547
GABE AND LEO'S
GUACAMOLE STAND.
401
00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:28,564
Well, Charlie, I learned
a lesson from Gabe this week:
402
00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:30,658
when life
hands you lemons,
403
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,590
you go to Homecoming
with Emmett.
404
00:21:35,365 --> 00:21:36,695
You know,
but the truth is
405
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,366
we're probably gonna have
a good time.
406
00:21:38,368 --> 00:21:41,468
- And it's just one dance.
- Until prom.
407
00:21:42,672 --> 00:21:45,382
Wait, what?
What do you have on me?
408
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,575
- Oh, not much.
- Oh!
409
00:21:49,379 --> 00:21:51,609
"Teddy Says Yes
to Prom."
410
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,641
"Teddy Says Yes
to Marriage"?
411
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,445
That one took
a bit of editing.
412
00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,518
If he thinks
that's gonna happen,
413
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,590
he's gonna need
some good luck, Charlie.
414
00:22:08,358 --> 00:22:10,698
GABE AND LEO'S
GUACAMOLE STAND.
415
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,700
LEO AND GABE'S
GUACAMOLE STAND.
416
00:22:12,702 --> 00:22:14,462
- GABE AND LEO'S.
- LEO AND GABE'S.
417
00:22:14,464 --> 00:22:16,514
- GABE AND LEO'S.
- LEO AND GABE'S.
418
00:22:16,506 --> 00:22:19,036
-GABE AND LEO'S.
-LEO AND GABE'S.
419
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,068
- GABE AND LEO'S.
- LEO AND GABE'S.
420
00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:22,670
- GABE AND LEO'S.
- LEO AND GABE'S.
421
00:22:22,672 --> 00:22:24,742
-GABE AND LEO'S.
-LEO AND GABE'S.
422
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,584
- GABE AND LEO'S.
- LEO AND GABE'S.
423
00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:30,617
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- "WHATEVER"?HATEVER.
424
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,650
YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT
BEFORE WE WERE DEAD?
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