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P.J., I'VE GOT GOOD
NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
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OKAY,
WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?
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- IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL
FISHING TRIP WITH DAD.
- WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?
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- IT'S YOUR TURN TO GO.
- WHAT? HOLD ON!
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I WENT LAST YEAR.
IT'S YOUR TURN TO GO.
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YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU'RE OUT
OF THE HOUSE, I'LL BE
THE ONE GOING EVERY YEAR.
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COME ON, EVERYONE KNOWS
I'M NEVER LEAVING.
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JUST CAN'T HEAR THAT SAME
STUPID JOKE DAD TELLS
EVERY YEAR.
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YOU MEAN THE ONE
WHERE HE PASSES GAS
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AND GOES, "HEY,
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS
WAS A MOTORBOAT"?
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HEY, BOYS, WHO WANTS
TO GO FISHING WITH DAD?
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- HE DOES.
- HE DOES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN QUIT YOUR ARGUING.
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'CAUSE THIS YEAR
I RENTED A BIGGER BOAT.
YOU BOTH GET TO GO.
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- YAY.
- YAY.
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I JUST HOPE
IT AIN'T A MOTORBOAT.
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( rock music playing )
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* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST
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* RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES *
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* "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" *
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* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED *
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY,
THINGS ARE CRAZY *
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *
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* SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *
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* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *
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* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.
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( cell phone beeps )
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"WHAT DID YOU GET
FOR NUMBER FOUR?"
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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LOOK
AT MY PAPER?
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THAT WOULD BE CHEATING.
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IF I TEXT, IT'S JUST
FRIENDS HANGING OUT.
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YOU SPENT THE WHOLE
WEEKEND WITH HER, HARRY.
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- SHOULD I LEAVE?
FIGHT ALL THE TIME.HIS
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YOU SHOULD BE HOME
WITH YOUR WIFE.
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NOT OUT THERE WITH YOUR
HANDS ALL OVER HER.
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HER NAME IS GRACIE.
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I'M SORRY.
AND LISTEN TO THIS.RE
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YOU TWO NEED
TO WORK THIS OUT.
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NOW WHOEVER
THIS GRACIE IS--
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- SHE'S A CAR.
- SHE'S A CAR.
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OF COURSE SHE'S A CAR.
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I'M SO GLAD I COULD HELP.
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SHE'S AN OLD CAR
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THAT'S TAKING MY SPOT
IN THE GARAGE.
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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
GET RID OF THAT THING?
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I AM NOT SELLING MY BABY
TO SOME STRANGER.
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ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT BUYING A CAR.
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DO YOU HEAR THAT,
HARRY?
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I DON'T KNOW HER THAT WELL.
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OH, COME ON,
SHE'S PRACTICALLY FAMILY.
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WELL...
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I GUESS
I COULD CONSIDER IT.
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- TEDDY, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MEET GRACE?
- SURE.
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I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT OUT
AS SOON AS YOU WASH
YOUR HANDS.
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TOMORROW IS GONNA BE
SUCH A TOUGH DAY.
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IT SURE IS.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT TOMORROW IS,
DO YOU?
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NO, MA'AM, I DO NOT.
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IT'S CHARLIE'S FIRST DAY
OF PRESCHOOL.
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AND I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD
TO IT BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE
CRYING AND SCREAMING
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AND GRABBING ONTO MY LEGS
LIKE ALL THE KIDS DID.
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HONEY, IF YOU WANT,
I'LL TAKE HER.
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AND MISS ALL THAT?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
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HEY, MOM, DAD, CAN I TALK
TO YOU GUYS FOR A SEC?
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SURE, HONEY, WHAT'S UP?
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OKAY, SO IVY'S DAD HAS
OFFERED TO SELL ME HIS CAR.
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AND I'D LIKE TO ASK
FOR YOU GUYS TO LOAN
ME THE MONEY.
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- SURE.
- NOW BEFORE YOU SAY NO,
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I MADE THIS PRESENTATION
AND-- WAIT. WHAT?
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- WE SAID OKAY.
- ( Teddy stammers )
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'CAUSE THE THING IS,
I SPENT A LOT OF TIME PUTTING
THIS PRESENTATION TOGETHER
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SO I'D REALLY LIKE
TO PRESENT IT.
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GOODNESS GRACIOUS,
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- THERE'S LOTS OF GRAPHS
AND CHARTS.
- YES.
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I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA
50 BUCKS IF WE CAN LEAVE NOW.
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THAT CONCLUDES
OUR PRESENTATION.
OKAY.
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OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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IT'S THE FIRST DAY.
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IT'S NOT GONNA BE PRETTY.
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OKAY, NOW...
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MOMMY NEEDS YOU
TO BE BRAVE, OKAY?
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AND I PROMISE
I'M GONNA COME BACK
REAL SOON TO PICK YOU UP,
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- OKAY?
- OKAY.
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BIG HUGS.
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THAT WAS EASY.
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( laughs )
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I'M SO HAPPY
THAT WAS SO EASY.
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- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
- SPRAINED MY ARM SO I CAN'T
GO FISHING.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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SPRAINED MY EYE.
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- AW, FORGET IT.
- THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.
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WHY DO WE ALWAYS
HAVE TO GO FISHING?
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WHY CAN'T DAD GO
WITH ONE OF HIS FRIENDS?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING
REALLY INTERESTING.
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I DID? OH SHOOT.
NOW I WISH I HAD
BEEN LISTENING.
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IF WE CAN GET
DAD TO TAKE SOME
OF HIS FRIENDS FISHING,
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THEN WE DON'T HAVE TO GO.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
OKAY, WHO ARE DAD'S FRIENDS?
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UM...
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HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
- THINK ABOUT IT.
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HAVE YOU EVER ANSWERED
THE DOOR AND SAID, "DAD,
YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE?"
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SO ALL WE GOTTA DO
IS FIND DAD A FRIEND.
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YOU MEAN LIKE FIX HIM UP?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
WE GOTTA GET DAD A DUDE.
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WELL...
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I GUESS
THIS IS GOODBYE.
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MR. WENTZ,
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WOULD YOU LIKE
A MOMENT ALONE?
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HE SLEPT
IN THE BACK SEAT LAST NIGHT.
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I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE THAT
YOU REALLY WANNA DO THIS.
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SO YOU REALLY WANNA
SELL YOUR CAR?
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- WELL--
- Mrs. Wentz:
HE'S SELLING THE CAR!
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TEDDY, BEFORE YOU GO,
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WOULD YOU TAKE A PICTURE
OF ME AND MY SPECIAL GIRL?
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SURE.
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I MEANT GRACIE.
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OF COURSE YOU DID.
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HEY, HONEY, HOW'D CHARLIE'S
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL GO?
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AWFUL.
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OH NO, WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE MAKE A SCENE?
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NO, SHE DIDN'T.
SHE JUST WALKED
THROUGH THE DOOR
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WITHOUT A CARE
IN THE WORLD.
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WHAT WAS THE AWFUL PART?
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I JUST TOLD YOU.
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BUT I KNOW WHAT
THE PROBLEM IS.
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MM-HMM. CHARLIE
IS THE FOURTH CHILD.
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SO I DIDN'T GET TO SPEND
ENOUGH TIME WITH HER.
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WE DID NOT GET
ENOUGH BONDING.
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OKAY,
SO WITH MORE BONDING,
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THEN SHE'LL CRY
WHEN YOU DROP HER
OFF AT SCHOOL,
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AND THAT'S
A GOOD THING?
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YES.
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OKAY, TRY AND STAY
WITH ME, BOB.
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YOU SEEM
A LITTLE SLOW TODAY.
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HEY GUYS, I THINK
TEDDY JUST PULLED UP
IN HER NEW CAR.
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- LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
- YEAH.
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( gasps )
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IS IT NOTICEABLE?
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HONEY,
ARE YOU OKAY?
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- YEAH, NO, I'M FINE.
- WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I WAS DRIVING HOME
AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
THERE WAS THIS SQUIRREL.
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SO YOU SWERVED TO AVOID IT
AND YOU HIT SOMETHING?
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- NO, I STOPPED AND I HONKED.
- SO THEN SOMEONE HIT YOU?
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THIS IS MY ACCIDENT.
LET ME TELL IT.
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ANYWAY, I GOT OUT OF MY CAR
AND I TRIED TO CHASE IT OFF,
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BUT IT WAS STUCK
TO THIS HUGE WAD OF GUM.
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WHAT FLAVOR?
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WHO CARES?
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BY THE WAY, TO GET BACK
TO THE EARLIER CONVERSATION,
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P.J. HAD THE MOST
BONDING TIME.
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ANYWAY, WHILE I WAS STARING
AT THE SQUIRREL,
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A GARBAGE TRUCK
WAS BACKING OUT OF AN ALLEY
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AND IT SMASHED
RIGHT INTO THE CAR.
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DO YOU THINK
IT CAN BE FIXED?
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HONEY, I'M AFRAID
IT'S GONNA COST MORE
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TO FIX THAN
THE CAR IS WORTH.
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THIS IS AWFUL.
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WHAT'S MR. WENTZ
GONNA SAY WHEN
HE FINDS OUT?
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( gasps )
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BABY!
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I BET HE SAYS BABY.
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HEY!
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IT'S MY FRIEND JIMMY'S
DAD HERE TO PICK UP
MY FRIEND JIMMY.
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COME IN,
SAY HI TO MY DAD.
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- HI, I'M MARK.
- BOB.
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I KNEW YOU GUYS
WOULD HIT IT OFF.
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SO YOU'RE JIMMY'S DAD?
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YEAH.
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AND YOUR GABE'S.
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WHAT DON'T YOU GUYS
HAVE IN COMMON?
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SO WHERE IS JIMMY?
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DAD, PLEASE, WE'RE FOCUSING
ON JIMMY'S DAD.
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WHO IS ALSO WONDERING
WHERE JIMMY IS.
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( sighs )
GUYS, ENOUGH WITH THE JIMMY.
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THERE ARE OTHER THINGS
TO TALK ABOUT BESIDES JIMMY,
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LIKE FISHING,
WHICH I KNOW YOU BOTH LOVE.
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NOT ME. I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING OUTDOORSY.
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- ALLERGIES.
- OH.
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HMM.
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SURE WISH JIMMY
WOULD HAVE MENTIONED
THAT IN THE PRE-INTERVIEW.
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HEY-- OH, SORRY.
DAD, I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU HAD COMPANY.
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BRING YOUR GUY IN.
MY GUY'S NOT WORKING OUT.
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I JUST REMEMBERED
JIMMY LEFT ABOUT
AN HOUR AGO.
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BYE-BYE.
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00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:11,177
DAD, THERE'S SOMEBODY
I AM DYING FOR YOU
TO MEET.
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THIS IS--
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
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- ROGER.
- RIGHT.
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ROGER,
THIS IS MY DAD BOB.
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- HOW YOU DOING?
- HEY.
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TELL MY DAD
WHAT YOU JUST ORDERED.
DAD, WAIT'LL YOU HEAR THIS.
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THIS IS GOING
TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
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THE KWIKKI FISHY COMBO.
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00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:36,195
THE GUY COMES INTO
A CHICKEN PLACE
AND ORDERS FISH.
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HE LOVES FISH.
YOU LOVE TO FISH.
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ROGER, BOB,
PERFECT TOGETHER.
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ACTUALLY, I ORDERED
THE FISH FOR MY WIFE.
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I HATE FISH.
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TEASE.
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ALL RIGHT,
COME ON, LET'S GO.
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GABE, WHAT IS GOING ON?
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WHAT'S GOING ON IS
YOU BETTER STOP BEING
SO FUSSY, MISTER,
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00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,704
OR YOU'RE GONNA
END UP ALONE.
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OKAY, CHARLIE,
ARE YOU READY
TO HAVE SOME FUN?
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BECAUSE TODAY IS MOMMY
AND CHARLIE DAY.
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00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,679
YAY!
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00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:22,246
OKAY, LET'S TRY
THAT AGAIN.
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TODAY IS MOMMY
AND CHARLIE DAY.
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00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,223
YAY!
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00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,761
BOY, WE GOT
SOME WORK TO DO.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO.
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WE'RE GONNA PLAY
HIDE AND SEEK, OKAY?
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00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,303
COVER YOUR EYES
AND COUNT TO 10.
223
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,878
ONE, TWO... ( mutters )
HERE WE COME.
224
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,886
AHH, YOU FOUND ME.
225
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,836
* ON HIS FARM
HE HAD A DUCK *
226
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,542
* E-I-E-I-O!
* WITH A QUACK QUACK HERE
227
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,245
* AND A QUACK QUACK THERE,
HERE A QUACK, THERE A QUACK *
228
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,778
* EVERYWHERE A QUACK QUACK,
OLD MacDONALD HAD A FARM *
229
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:31,316
* E-I-E-I-O!
230
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,291
WHAT A DAY.
231
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,533
OOH!
232
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,528
WE LAUGHED.
WE PLAYED.
233
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,800
WE SANG.
234
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,371
YOU ARE SO GONNA
CRY TOMORROW.
235
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,571
LOOK WHO GOT OUT
OF BED, EVERYBODY.
236
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,577
- HI, MR. WENTZ.
- HELLO, TEDDY.
237
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,880
HELLO, IVY.
HELLO, MARY LOU.
238
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,884
HONEY, WE SAID OUR HELLOS
239
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,916
AT THE TOP OF
THE STAIRS, REMEMBER?
240
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,822
RIGHT RIGHT.
241
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,886
I CAME BY TO SEE
HOW YOU'RE DOING
242
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,594
AND TO SAY AGAIN,
243
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,325
I'M SO SORRY ABOUT GRACIE.
244
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,902
THAT'S OKAY, TEDDY.
245
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,930
I GUESS IT WAS
JUST HER TIME.
246
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,835
I JUST WISH
I HAD A CHANCE
TO SAY GOODBYE.
247
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,840
HELLO, MARY LOU.
248
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,947
OKAY, LET'S GET YOU
A CUP OF TEA, OKAY?
249
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,320
- COME ON.
- BYE.
250
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,589
- WOW.
- YEAH.
251
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,318
THIS IS AWFUL.
252
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,393
I WISH THERE WAS
SOME WAY I COULD HELP HIM.
253
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:46,332
HEY, YOUR DAD SAID THAT
HE JUST WANTED TO SAY
GOODBYE, RIGHT?
254
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,329
- RIGHT.
- SO HE JUST NEEDS CLOSURE.
255
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,962
I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
256
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,898
UH-OH.
YOU GOT THAT CRAZY
LOOK IN YOUR EYE.
257
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,604
NO, THIS ISN'T CRAZY
AT ALL. THIS IS GOOD.
THIS COULD WORK.
258
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,406
DID YOUR DAD AND THE CAR
HAVE A SPECIAL SONG?
259
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,619
OKAY, DAY NUMBER TWO.
260
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,420
NOT GONNA BE EASY.
261
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:17,423
ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE,
WE HAD A LOT OF FUN
YESTERDAY, DIDN'T WE?
262
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,887
YEAH, WE DID.
263
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,656
SO TODAY'S GONNA BE
REALLY HARD FOR YOU, OKAY?
264
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,334
YOU MIGHT WANNA CRY.
265
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,373
IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY IF
YOU WANNA CRY.
266
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,465
BUT I WAS
THE JACK IN THE BOX.
267
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:41,475
THAT'S MY BABY.
268
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,393
SEE THAT?
SHE CAN'T LET GO.
269
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,966
OH HEY, DAD.
270
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,371
UM... WHAT'S THIS?
271
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:07,043
WE'RE JUST HAVING A LITTLE MIXER
WITH THE GUYS FROM BILLY'S BAIT
AND TACKLE SHOP.
272
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:11,414
YEAH, HERE, GRAB A DRINK.
MINGLE. DON'T BE SHY.
273
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:16,052
OKAY, YOU TWO
IN THE KITCHEN NOW.
274
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,091
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
275
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,690
IF YOU GUYS GET HUNGRY,
THERE ARE FISH CRACKERS
AND YUMMY WORMS.
276
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,993
WATER, FRESH OR SALT.
277
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,961
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON?
278
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,498
- NOTHING.
- JUST A COUPLE KIDS
HAVING A BAIT SHOP PARTY.
279
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,043
THAT'S ALL.
280
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,698
YOU GUYS DON'T WANNA GO
FISHING WITH ME, DO YOU?
281
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,467
WELL, I WANNA GO FISHING
WITH YOU.
282
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,437
- NO, YOU DON'T.
- NO, I REALLY DON'T.
283
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,446
DO YOU THINK WHEN I
ASK YOU TO GO FISHING,
284
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,508
IT'S 'CAUSE I WANNA
GO FISHING?
285
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,546
CAREFUL.
THIS HAS ALL THE SIGNS
OF A TRICK QUESTION.
286
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:54,490
GUYS, I JUST WANNA
SPEND TIME WITH MY SONS.
287
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,491
I DON'T CARE WHAT WE DO,
288
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,493
JUST SO LONG
WE DO IT TOGETHER.
289
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:02,095
SO WE CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE
BESIDES FISHING?
290
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,759
GUYS, THERE'S ALL SORTS
OF THINGS WE CAN DO.
291
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,526
WE CAN GO GOLFING.
292
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,765
WE CAN GO BOWLING.
WE CAN GO TO THE MOVIES.
I DON'T CARE.
293
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,541
- I VOTE FOR THE MOVIES.
- YEAH.
294
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,770
BUT WE'RE NOT
SITTING WITH YOU.
295
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,766
WHY NOT?
296
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,077
WELL, YOU KNOW HOW POPCORN
AFFECTS YOUR STOMACH?
297
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,781
AND THEN YOU MAKE
THAT JOKE,
298
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,582
"THIS MOVIE MUST
BE RATED P.U."
299
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,592
I GOT ONE
FOR EVERY VENUE.
300
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,596
( playing funeral hymn )
301
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,140
OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE GONNA GET
STARTED, EVERYONE.
302
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,770
I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL
FOR COMING AND JOINING US
303
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,765
FOR A CELEBRATION
OF THE LIFE
304
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,077
OF GRACIE WENTZ.
305
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,808
NOW THERE'S
SO MANY PEOPLE HERE
306
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,587
THAT LOVED GRACIE--
HER FAMILY, HER FRIENDS,
307
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,588
ROY FROM ROY'S AUTOMOTIVE.
308
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,160
- ( crying )
- I KNOW. I KNOW.
309
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,055
WHAT CAN I SAY
ABOUT GRACIE?
310
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,595
( sighs )
311
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,529
SHE WAS A GIVER.
312
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,595
IN FACT,
SHE GAVE HER LIFE
313
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,844
SO THAT A SQUIRREL
COULD LIVE.
314
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,609
NOW UNFORTUNATELY,
THAT SQUIRREL COULDN'T
BE WITH US TODAY,
315
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,079
BUT IF IT COULD,
I KNOW IT WOULD SAY...
316
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,639
( sweetly )
"THANK YOU."
317
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,524
DOES ANYONE ELSE
HAVE ANY MEMORIES THEY
WOULD LIKE TO SHARE OF GRACIE?
318
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,120
IVY.
319
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,657
COME ON, SWEETIE.
YOU GOT IT.
320
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,158
MY FIRST MEMORY OF GRACIE
321
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,164
WAS WHEN
I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD.
322
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:46,566
( sighs )
WE WERE IN THE GARAGE
AND DAD SAID,
323
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,099
"DON'T TOUCH THE CAR."
324
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:51,095
THAT'S RIGHT.
HE DID.
325
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,538
THEN WHEN I WAS SEVEN,
326
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,183
DAD WAS WASHING HER
AND HE SAID TO ME,
327
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,609
"DON'T TOUCH THE CAR."
( chuckles politely )
328
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,645
- THEN WHEN I WAS
AROUND NINE--
- OH OH OH,
329
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,580
I-I THINK WHAT IVY
IS TRYING TO SAY
330
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,615
IS THAT EVEN THOUGH
SHE NEVER TOUCHED THE CAR,
331
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,592
RIGHT? THE CAR
TOUCHED HER.
332
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,660
NO, I'M SAYING I WASN'T
ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE CAR.
333
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,663
OKAY, IVY,
I THINK YOU'RE DONE.
334
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,867
NOW MARY LOU WENTZ
WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE A SONG
335
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:27,143
TO THE MEMORY
OF THE DEAR DEPARTED GRACIE.
336
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,584
( clears throat )
337
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:34,579
* AMAZING
338
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,154
* GRACIE
339
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,694
* HOW SWEET
340
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,890
* THE CAR
341
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:47,893
* THAT HARRY
342
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,227
* SOLD
343
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,703
- * TO T
- ( sobbing )
344
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,635
* SHE SMASHED
345
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,671
* IT UP
346
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,607
* TO SAVE
347
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,213
* A SQUIRREL
348
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:09,616
* AND NOW
349
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,189
* SHE IS SO
350
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,190
* SORRY.
351
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,693
( vocalizing )
352
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,630
AND THAT CONCLUDES
OUR SERVICE. WHAT?
353
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,565
READ THIS FOR ME.
THANK YOU.
354
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,605
APPARENTLY,
C.D.s OF THIS PERFORMANCE
355
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,182
WILL BE AVAILABLE
FOR PURCHASE IN THE KITCHEN.
356
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:48,624
Well, Charlie, we both hit
big milestones this week.
357
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,555
You started preschool
and I got my first car.
358
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,962
Unfortunately,
my milestone only lasted...
359
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,195
a mile.
360
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,670
Anyway, turns out
which is a good thing.t,
361
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,773
Not all Duncan kids
let go so easily.
362
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,744
- ( laughing )
- ( squealing )
363
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,677
Do it again.
Do it again.
364
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,752
Of course I will, honey.
365
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,590
Seen enough?
I know I have.
366
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,290
Good luck, Charlie.
367
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,601
WHOA!
368
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,806
OH, THAT COTTAGE CHEESE
IS FUNK-AY.
369
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,808
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.
370
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,681
* OH, WHEN THE CHEESE
371
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,810
* SMELLS REALLY BAD
372
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,675
* OH, WHEN THE CHEESE
373
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,024
* SMELLS REALLY BAD
374
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:54,689
* OH, IT IS TIME
TO DUMP IT OUT *
375
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:59,661
* AND HAVE A CUP
OF YOGURT INSTEAD. *
376
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:05,630
OH, BUT I--
I DON'T WANT YOGURT.
377
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,765
- * SHE JUST WANTS CHEESE
- * COTTAGE CHEESE
378
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,070
- * SHE SAID COTTAGE CHEESE
- * COTTAGE CHEESE
379
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:14,042
* IT'S BECAUSE
I HAD YOGURT EARLIER *
380
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,643
* WHY DON'T YOU
JUST WAIT *
381
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,306
* TILL DINNER?
382
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,645
* 'CAUSE I NEED
A SNACK RIGHT NOW *
383
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,821
* SHE NEEDS A SNACK!
384
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,650
( wavering voice )
* I NEED A SNACK!
385
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,656
* SNACK TIME!
386
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,758
* YEAH! YEAH!
387
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,790
* I NEED A SNACK
388
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,326
* YEAH
389
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,702
* OOH-OH, SNACK TIME
390
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,701
* OH! OH!
IT'S SNACK TIME *
391
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,874
* YEAH, SNACK
392
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,873
* SNACK TIME!
393
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,305
* OH OH OH OH OH.
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