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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,210 CONGRATULATIONS, MOM. 2 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:13,011 OH, THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 3 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,683 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KIDS WOULD REMEMBER. 4 00:00:14,684 --> 00:00:17,094 WELL, WHO COULD FORGET A DAY LIKE THIS? 5 00:00:17,088 --> 00:00:19,288 ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT? 6 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,651 IT'S OUR 20th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. 7 00:00:22,652 --> 00:00:26,062 WOW, 20 YEARS WITH DAD. 8 00:00:28,759 --> 00:00:32,659 WOW, THAT'S A REAL CONVERSATION STOPPER, ISN'T IT? 9 00:00:32,663 --> 00:00:36,113 OKAY, KIDS, YOUR DAD AND I HAVE HAD 20 WONDERFUL YEARS. 10 00:00:36,107 --> 00:00:38,467 I GOTTA GIVE THE GUY CREDIT. I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT-- 11 00:00:38,468 --> 00:00:41,438 SOMETIMES I MAY NOT BE THE EASIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD TO LIVE WITH. 12 00:00:42,713 --> 00:00:43,813 THIS IS WHERE YOU ALL JUMP IN 13 00:00:43,814 --> 00:00:45,484 AND SAY, "NO NO NO, MOM. YOU'RE GREAT." 14 00:00:45,475 --> 00:00:47,275 All: NO NO NO, MOM. YOU'RE GREAT. 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,749 SO IS DAD GONNA GET YOU A NICE GIFT? 16 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,681 KIDS, I LOVE YOUR FATHER DEARLY, 17 00:00:52,683 --> 00:00:54,483 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO ANNIVERSARY GIFTS, 18 00:00:54,484 --> 00:00:56,364 THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE HIM. 19 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:59,086 IT STARTS WITH "CH" AND ENDS IN "EAP." 20 00:00:59,090 --> 00:01:01,830 YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED MORE HINTS. 21 00:01:04,334 --> 00:01:07,844 YEAH, THE ONLY GIFT HE EVER GETS ME IS A CARD HE SIGNS, 22 00:01:07,837 --> 00:01:10,497 "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. LOVE, ME." 23 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:12,370 WELL, AT LEAST YOU GET A CARD. 24 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:15,513 IT'S THE SAME CARD. HE REUSES IT EVERY YEAR. 25 00:01:15,505 --> 00:01:18,575 WELL, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE THIS YEAR HE'LL SURPRISE YOU. 26 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,179 YEAH, MAYBE HE'LL COME INTO THE KITCHEN WITH HIS ZIPPER UP. 27 00:01:22,512 --> 00:01:25,622 - GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. - DAD, BARN DOOR. 28 00:01:30,821 --> 00:01:33,091 FOR YOU, MY DEAR. 29 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,573 A CARD! 30 00:01:35,565 --> 00:01:38,295 WONDER WHAT IT SAYS. 31 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:41,369 "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. LOVE, ME." 32 00:01:41,372 --> 00:01:43,702 - I LOVE YOU TOO. - GLAD TO HEAR IT. 33 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,244 IN THAT CASE, READ ON. THERE'S MORE THIS YEAR. 34 00:01:46,237 --> 00:01:50,207 "P.S. ALOHA." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 35 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:53,411 THAT MEANS THAT THE DUNCANS 36 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:55,753 ARE GOING TO HAWAII! 37 00:01:55,746 --> 00:01:59,546 ( all cheering ) 38 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,320 I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH. YOU ARE SO GENEROUS. 39 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:06,604 OH, THANK YOU. I'M GONNA NEED THAT BACK. 40 00:02:08,599 --> 00:02:11,529 ( rock music playing ) 41 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,202 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 42 00:02:13,204 --> 00:02:14,774 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 43 00:02:14,765 --> 00:02:17,835 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 44 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:19,737 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 45 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,340 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 46 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,341 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 47 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:27,845 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 48 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:30,817 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 49 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:32,881 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 50 00:02:32,882 --> 00:02:34,622 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 51 00:02:34,624 --> 00:02:37,534 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 52 00:02:37,527 --> 00:02:39,327 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 53 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:40,930 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 54 00:02:40,931 --> 00:02:43,891 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 55 00:02:43,893 --> 00:02:45,943 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 56 00:02:45,936 --> 00:02:50,166 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 57 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,840 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 58 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,905 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 59 00:03:17,768 --> 00:03:20,798 BOB, THIS PLACE IS GORGEOUS. 60 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,701 HUH? ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU, MY LOVE. 61 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,743 - OH. - OKAY, I'M GONNA CHECK US IN. 62 00:03:24,735 --> 00:03:26,475 OKAY. 63 00:03:26,476 --> 00:03:28,706 - HEY, CHARLIE, YOU WANNA - YEAH.ND THE POOL? 64 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,379 LET'S MAKE SURE NO ONE HAS THE SAME SWIMSUIT AS MOMMY. 65 00:03:33,943 --> 00:03:36,593 OKAY, GUYS, COME ON, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME. 66 00:03:36,586 --> 00:03:38,716 GO OUTSIDE, EXPLORE. WE'RE IN PARADISE. 67 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,989 DUDE, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FLAT-SCREEN. 68 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:47,756 TEDDY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HANG WITH ME. 69 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:49,698 COME ON, THERE'S GOT TO BE TO CHECK OUT TOO. 70 00:03:49,699 --> 00:03:52,799 NO, THAT'S OKAY. I-- 71 00:03:52,803 --> 00:03:54,913 FOUND IT. 72 00:03:56,767 --> 00:04:00,237 - HI, UM, I'M TEDDY. - ALOHA, TEDDY. I'M KAI. 73 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,810 KAI-- WHAT AN INTERESTING NAME. 74 00:04:03,813 --> 00:04:07,023 IT MEANS "THE SEA." WHAT DOES "TEDDY" MEAN? 75 00:04:07,016 --> 00:04:11,776 OH, IT MEANS MY PARENTS WERE EXPECTING A BOY. 76 00:04:11,781 --> 00:04:15,491 SO ARE YOU INTO SURFING? 77 00:04:15,486 --> 00:04:18,856 AM I? I HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT 78 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:22,359 THE LACK OF SURF IN DENVER SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHEN. 79 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:25,873 IF YOU WANT A SURFING LESSON, I'LL BE AT THE BEACH TOMORROW MORNING. 80 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,996 YEAH, I'D LOVE THAT. 81 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:33,399 OKAY WELL, ALOHA. 82 00:04:33,404 --> 00:04:37,284 THAT MEANS "HELLO, GOODBYE AND I LIKE YOUR SMILE." 83 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,377 ACTUALLY JUST THE FIRST TWO. 84 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,750 YEAH. NO, I KNOW. I WAS GOING FOR AN ALO-HA-HA. 85 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,823 I'M LEAVING NOW. 86 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:50,657 HI, I'D LIKE TO CHECK IN. THE NAME IS BOB DUNCAN. 87 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:53,460 I BELIEVE WE HAVE THE SIZZLIN' SUMMER PACKAGE. 88 00:04:53,464 --> 00:04:55,604 YES, HERE IT IS-- ONE ROOM, 89 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:58,525 AND I SEE YOU WILL BE ATTENDING THE TIMESHARE PRESENTATION. 90 00:04:58,528 --> 00:05:00,298 - HEY. - HEY! HOW MUCH DID YOU HEAR? 91 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,430 OH, NOT MUCH, JUST SOMETHING ABOUT A TIMESHARE. WHAT IS THAT? 92 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:05,884 IT'S-- YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 93 00:05:05,876 --> 00:05:07,576 IT'S COMPLICATED. WHY DON'T-- 94 00:05:07,577 --> 00:05:10,377 TIMESHARE IS A HOTEL ROOM YOU BUY ONE WEEK EVERY YEAR 95 00:05:10,381 --> 00:05:12,481 - FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. - OKAY, SHE DOESN'T-- 96 00:05:12,482 --> 00:05:13,842 FOR ATTENDING OUR PRESENTATION, 97 00:05:13,843 --> 00:05:16,323 MR. DUNCAN GETS HIS ENTIRE TRIP FOR FREE. 98 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,316 --NEED TO KNOW ALL THAT. 99 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,322 SO... 100 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,864 YOUR BIG ANNIVERSARY GIFT TO MOM IS A FREE TRIP? 101 00:05:27,858 --> 00:05:29,828 THIS IS A WIN-WIN. 102 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,660 YOUR MOM THINKS I'M A HERO AND I'VE GOT-- 103 00:05:32,662 --> 00:05:34,942 I'VE GOT NO INTENTION OF BUYING A TIMESHARE. 104 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:36,835 COME ON. 105 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,937 CAN'T WE KEEP THIS BETWEEN US? 106 00:05:40,611 --> 00:05:42,611 KEEP WHAT BETWEEN US? 107 00:05:42,613 --> 00:05:44,883 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY FAVORITE. 108 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,945 YEAH. 109 00:05:49,779 --> 00:05:52,919 AND HERE'S OUR ROOM! 110 00:05:52,923 --> 00:05:54,823 I LOVE IT! 111 00:05:54,824 --> 00:05:56,964 OH, THIS IS SWEET. WHERE'S OUR ROOM? 112 00:05:56,957 --> 00:06:00,357 UH, IT'S A COMPUTER GLITCH. THEY MESSED UP OUR RESERVATION. 113 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,930 SOUNDS BELIEVABLE TO ME. 114 00:06:02,932 --> 00:06:06,002 WAIT, WE'RE ALL STAYING IN ONE ROOM? 115 00:06:05,995 --> 00:06:08,865 OH COME ON, YOU GUYS, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. LOOK AT THIS-- 116 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,899 WE EVEN HAVE A VIEW OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE 117 00:06:11,901 --> 00:06:14,801 THE PARKING LOT OF A GOLF COURSE. 118 00:06:14,804 --> 00:06:16,884 I DON'T WANT TO SHARE A ROOM WITH YOU PEOPLE. 119 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,747 OKAY, YOU TWO STOP IT. YOUR VERY GENEROUS FATHER 120 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:21,910 SPENT A LOT OF MONEY TO GET US HERE. 121 00:06:21,912 --> 00:06:23,912 SOUNDS BELIEVABLE TOO. 122 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:27,594 WHERE ARE WE ALL GONNA SLEEP? 123 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:30,017 IT'S SIMPLE-- GIRLS IN ONE BED, GUYS IN THE OTHER. 124 00:06:30,019 --> 00:06:32,819 OH, THAT IS NOT FAIR. WE HAVE DAD. 125 00:06:32,822 --> 00:06:35,672 YEAH, BUT CHARLIE IS A VERY RESTLESS SLEEPER. 126 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:37,426 BUT WE HAVE DAD. 127 00:06:37,428 --> 00:06:40,898 WOULD YOU RELAX? WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS WORK. 128 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:44,001 Hey, Charlie, here we are in Hawaii. 129 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,184 I'm in my bed; mom's in my bed; 130 00:06:46,176 --> 00:06:48,636 you're in my bed. 131 00:06:48,638 --> 00:06:51,738 But we still have the good bed because... 132 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:53,181 Dad, can you scoot over? 133 00:06:53,183 --> 00:06:56,723 - Sorry. - Ah! 134 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:59,916 That's better. 135 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,490 Wish them good luck, Charlie. 136 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,929 ( sighs ) THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 137 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,543 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 138 00:07:23,873 --> 00:07:26,983 IF CHARLIE DUNCAN SINKS THIS PUTT, 139 00:07:26,977 --> 00:07:30,517 SHE WINS A FREE TRIP TO THE KAHUNA KIDDIES' CLUB 140 00:07:30,521 --> 00:07:33,221 WHILE MOMMY GETS A FULL-BODY MASSAGE. 141 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:41,989 AND SHE WINS THE TRIP ANYWAY! 142 00:07:41,992 --> 00:07:44,672 - I'M SORRY, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. - WHY NOT? 143 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,965 - BECAUSE IT ISKAPU. -KAPU? 144 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,497 IT MEANS "FORBIDDEN." THAT IS SACRED GROUND. 145 00:07:50,501 --> 00:07:53,501 SACRED GROUND? NEXT TO THE TOWEL HUT? 146 00:07:53,504 --> 00:07:55,084 I DON'T THINK SO. 147 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,875 STOP! IF YOU GO IN THERE, 148 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,907 BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN. 149 00:07:59,909 --> 00:08:01,979 LISTEN, BUDDY, I HAVE FOUR KIDS 150 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,782 AND I'M MARRIED TO AN EXTERMINATOR. 151 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,663 THAT'S ABOUT ASKAPUAS IT GETS. 152 00:08:05,655 --> 00:08:09,155 ( incanting ) 153 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:14,971 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - PUTTING A CURSE ON YOU. 154 00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:16,825 OH REALLY? 155 00:08:16,826 --> 00:08:18,996 WELL, IF I WERE CURSED, COULD I DO THIS? 156 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:23,929 ♪ AH-UA AH-UA, AH-UH AH AH AH AH ♪ 157 00:08:23,933 --> 00:08:26,143 ♪ DING DING DING DING BOO! ♪ 158 00:08:26,135 --> 00:08:30,035 ( incanting ) 159 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,540 NOW YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS CURSED. 160 00:08:32,543 --> 00:08:35,123 OOH, MY WHOLE FAMILY! 161 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:38,045 GOT ANY PETS? 'CAUSE WE COULD DO THIS ALL DAY. 162 00:08:38,048 --> 00:08:40,988 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- YOU DO THIS ALL DAY 163 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:43,020 AND I'M GONNA ENJOY MY VACATION. 164 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:47,263 AH, THERE IT IS. HA, CURSED. 165 00:08:47,256 --> 00:08:48,956 PLEA-- 166 00:08:51,961 --> 00:08:54,961 I USED THE FAST-ACTING CURSE. 167 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,615 GUYS, COME ON. WE'RE IN HAWAII. 168 00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:09,848 YOU CAN'T SIT IN A ROOM ALL DAY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. 169 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,980 WE COULD IF YOU'D LEAVE US ALONE. 170 00:09:11,981 --> 00:09:13,821 WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE PLAYING 171 00:09:13,823 --> 00:09:15,763 THAT COULD BE BETTER THAN EXPLORING HAWAII? 172 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:18,955 IT'S A REALLY COOL GAME CALLED "TROPICAL CHOPPER CHALLENGE." 173 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:21,858 YEAH, RIGHT NOW WE'RE FLYING HELICOPTERS OVER VOLCANOES. 174 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,692 YOU CAN DO THAT FOR REAL ON THE ISLAND. 175 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,173 YEAH, BUT ARE THE GRAPHICS THIS GOOD? 176 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:28,035 - LET'S SEE. - CHECK IT OUT. 177 00:09:28,037 --> 00:09:30,837 OH! OH YEAH. 178 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,340 COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO. 179 00:09:32,341 --> 00:09:34,341 COME ON, I'M GONNA DROP YOU OFF AT THE HELICOPTER. 180 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:36,054 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIVES. 181 00:09:36,045 --> 00:09:37,905 LOOK AT THIS-- I EVEN GOT A COUPON. 182 00:09:37,907 --> 00:09:41,577 "HAL'S DISCOUNT HELICOPTER: 183 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,351 SERVING THE ISLAND SINCE FEBRUARY." 184 00:09:44,354 --> 00:09:47,064 LET'S GO. 185 00:09:47,056 --> 00:09:50,786 HEY, GABE, IN THE CAR DO YOU WANT TO PLAY "SNORKELING ADVENTURE"? 186 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,821 UNLESS THEY HAVE THAT IN HAWAII TOO. 187 00:09:52,822 --> 00:09:54,672 ( laughs ) 188 00:10:02,132 --> 00:10:05,812 HI, KAI. OH, THAT RHYMED. 189 00:10:06,837 --> 00:10:09,807 SO AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE? 190 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,779 IS THIS GONNA BE A PRIVATE LESSON? 191 00:10:11,781 --> 00:10:15,041 UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE SHOWS UP. LET ME GET YOU A BOARD. 192 00:10:15,044 --> 00:10:17,894 ALL RIGHT. LATER, GATOR! 193 00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:20,747 TOO MUCH. 194 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:24,090 IS THIS WHERE THE SURFING LESSONS ARE? 195 00:10:24,093 --> 00:10:27,763 UH, YEAH. YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SURFING? 196 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,057 WELL, AT HOME I LOVE CHANNEL SURFING, 197 00:10:30,059 --> 00:10:32,999 SO I THOUGHT I'D TRY THE OTHER KIND. 198 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:38,065 WELL, YOU MIGHT HAVE A HARD TIME WITH THIS CLASS. 199 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:41,207 THE TEACHER DOESN'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH WHATSOEVER. 200 00:10:41,211 --> 00:10:43,211 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, TEDDY. 201 00:10:43,213 --> 00:10:46,053 WOW, HE'S GOTTEN BETTER. 202 00:10:48,077 --> 00:10:50,117 Woman: IS THAT THE SURFING INSTRUCTOR? 203 00:10:50,119 --> 00:10:52,719 - UH-HUH. - AND YOU WANT TO BE ALONE WITH HIM? 204 00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:54,953 - UH-HUH. - WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO? 205 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,034 HAWAII IS FOR ROMANCE. 206 00:10:57,026 --> 00:10:59,756 I'LL FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO AVOID MY HUSBAND. 207 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,660 THANK YOU. 208 00:11:02,993 --> 00:11:05,093 - BYE. - BYE. 209 00:11:05,094 --> 00:11:07,374 - WHO WAS THAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 210 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,267 SHE DIDN'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH. 211 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:20,247 OH, MR. DUNCAN? JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU 212 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,880 THE TIMESHARE PRESENTATION IS TODAY AT 3:00. 213 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,922 YES YES. BY THE WAY, HOW LONG IS THE PRESENTATION? 214 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:27,316 6 1/2 HOURS. 215 00:11:27,316 --> 00:11:29,756 WO-- WOW. 216 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,320 WHY-- WHY SO LONG? 217 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,790 IT TAKES A WHILE TO BREAK PEOPLE DOWN. 218 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,304 I MEAN, WE HAVE A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER. 219 00:11:37,768 --> 00:11:39,198 OKAY. SEE YOU THEN... 220 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,200 OR NOT. 221 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,913 - HEY, HONEY. - HEY. 222 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,235 - WHO WAS THAT? - UH, HIM? 223 00:11:47,237 --> 00:11:50,837 UH... DIRECTOR OF PING-PONG SERVICES. 224 00:11:52,141 --> 00:11:54,111 DO YOU WANT TO MEET ME BY THE POOL? 225 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:57,193 YEAH YEAH, LET ME GRAB MY SUIT. AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY CURSE. 226 00:11:57,186 --> 00:11:58,846 YOUR WHAT? 227 00:11:58,849 --> 00:12:00,719 CUTE STORY. YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH. 228 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,150 ALL RIGHT. 229 00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:08,295 OH, I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 230 00:12:08,298 --> 00:12:10,798 THANK YOU. DO I KNOW YOU? 231 00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:13,301 I HAPPEN TO HAVE A DEATHLY FEAR OF ELEVATORS. 232 00:12:13,303 --> 00:12:15,163 I HATE RIDING IN THEM ALONE. 233 00:12:15,164 --> 00:12:17,314 WELL, NOW YOU HAVE AN ELEVATOR BUDDY. 234 00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:19,337 ( laughs ) 235 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:27,384 ( breathing deeply ) 236 00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:34,281 - YOU OKAY? - FINE SO FAR. 237 00:12:34,284 --> 00:12:36,934 BUT BELIEVE ME, IF THIS THING EVER BROKE DOWN, 238 00:12:36,927 --> 00:12:39,827 YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO BE IN HERE WITH ME. 239 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:41,460 DON'T WORRY, NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 240 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,291 ( clanking ) 241 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:47,304 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - WE STOPPED. 242 00:12:47,297 --> 00:12:49,867 YOU LIED TO ME! 243 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,840 WHA-- 244 00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:54,952 NO NO NO, CALM DOWN. I'M SURE WE'LL START UP AGAIN IN A SECOND. 245 00:12:54,945 --> 00:12:57,175 - AH, HOLD ME! - OH! 246 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:03,078 UM, OKAY, WHY DON'T WE USE THE EMERGENCY PHONE TO CALL SOMEONE? 247 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,862 OKAY? OKAY, WE'LL GO TOGETHER. 248 00:13:05,856 --> 00:13:08,016 READY? GO. 249 00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:10,358 ( panting ) 250 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,960 OKAY, LOOK, JUST RELAX. WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE 251 00:13:12,962 --> 00:13:14,932 AS LONG AS WE DON'T LOSE POWER. 252 00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:19,266 ( screams ) 253 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,205 FIRST TIME IN A HELICOPTER, BOYS? 254 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,036 - YEP. - MINE TOO. 255 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,310 HA! A LITTLE HELICOPTER HUMOR. 256 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,323 HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? 257 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,515 NO IDEA. JUST MOVED HERE. 258 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:42,018 FLEW TOURS OVER THE GRAND CANYON FOR 30 YEARS. 259 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,122 WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT VOLCANO? 260 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,833 BEATS ME. 261 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:50,295 BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GRAND CANYON'S ALSO A MILE DEEP? 262 00:13:50,299 --> 00:13:52,429 YEAH, I DIDN'T, BUT SCHOOL'S OUT 263 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,412 SO I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING ANYTHING NEW. 264 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,407 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HAWAII? 265 00:13:59,409 --> 00:14:00,839 I KNOW THEY GOT SOME WEIRD FOOD. 266 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,440 I HAD SOME CRAZY FISH TODAY. 267 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,184 IT'S NOT SITTING TOO WELL. 268 00:14:09,278 --> 00:14:13,248 EITHER OF YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO FLY ONE OF THESE THINGS? 269 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:17,133 OH, IS THAT MORE HELICOPTER HUMOR? 270 00:14:17,126 --> 00:14:21,086 'FRAID NOT. I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA-- 271 00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:25,291 ( gauges beeping ) 272 00:14:25,294 --> 00:14:28,304 ( both screaming ) 273 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,271 ( both screaming ) 274 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:38,553 - P.J., DO SOMETHING. - I AM. ( screams ) 275 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,380 WAKE UP, OLD DUDE! WAKE UP! 276 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,523 P.J., WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 277 00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:49,585 - ( panting ) - WORDS, P.J.! WORDS! 278 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:54,391 OH. 279 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,904 WELL, MAYBE I COULD FLY THIS THING. 280 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,226 THESE CONTROLS KIND OF LOOK LIKE MY VIDEO GAME. 281 00:14:59,228 --> 00:15:02,968 WHERE THE HECK IS THE ZOMBIE CANNON? 282 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,975 PLEASE, GOD, IF YOU LET ME LIVE THROUGH THIS, 283 00:15:08,979 --> 00:15:11,409 I PROMISE I'LL DO SOMETHING GOOD. 284 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:15,551 ANOTHER WAY TO SEE THE GRAND CANYON IS BY BURRO. 285 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,048 ( helicopter stabilizing ) 286 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:24,960 WOW, YOU WORK FAST. 287 00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:36,313 ALL RIGHT, GOOD, STEADY. 288 00:15:36,305 --> 00:15:38,665 THINK YOU GOT IT NOW? CAN I LET GO? 289 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,667 NO NO, NOT QUITE YET. 290 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,983 OKAY, SO I THINK WE'VE DONE ENOUGH BALANCE. 291 00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:48,477 HOW ABOUT SOME BOARD CONTROL? 292 00:15:48,478 --> 00:15:52,448 OH, SURFING SURFING SURFING. 293 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,592 THAT IS WHY WE'RE HERE, RIGHT? 294 00:15:55,585 --> 00:16:00,485 YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 295 00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:02,490 OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST. 296 00:16:02,492 --> 00:16:04,692 I LOVE SMOOTHIES, 297 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:08,504 UM, YOU KNOW, ESPECIALLY AFTER A WORKOUT 298 00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:11,998 OR-- OR LIKE A LESSON OF SOME KIND. 299 00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:15,171 WELL, AFTER THE LESSON'S DONE, 300 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,054 DO YOU WANT TO GET A SMOOTHIE? 301 00:16:17,047 --> 00:16:19,747 LOOK AT YOU-- ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF ME. 302 00:16:19,748 --> 00:16:23,678 OKAY, YOU THINK YOU'RE READY TO HIT THE WATER? 303 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:26,422 I GUESS. 304 00:16:26,415 --> 00:16:28,585 DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL BE A NATURAL. 305 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,618 OKAY. 306 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:41,268 WHOO HOO! THIS IS AWESOME! 307 00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:43,371 WHOA YEAH! 308 00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:45,232 I TOLD YOU YOU'D BE A NATURAL. 309 00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,184 OH, LOOK, ONE FOOT. 310 00:16:48,678 --> 00:16:51,078 OH, LOOK, NO FEET. 311 00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:55,313 GNARLY! 312 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:58,294 COWABUNGA! 313 00:16:58,288 --> 00:16:59,748 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 314 00:16:59,748 --> 00:17:01,018 THIS IS MY PRIVATE LESSON. 315 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,420 YOU KNOW YOU'RE DREAMING, RIGHT? 316 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,232 WHAT? 317 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,225 WAKE UP, TEDDY! 318 00:17:09,398 --> 00:17:11,598 - TEDDY, WAKE UP. - ( gasps ) 319 00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:14,331 HONEY, YOU OKAY? 320 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,414 WHAT HAPPENED? 321 00:17:16,405 --> 00:17:18,765 THE LAST THING I REMEMBER I WAS AT MY SURFING LESSON. 322 00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:22,538 YEAH. WELL, UH, THAT DIDN'T GO TOO WELL. 323 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,582 ON YOUR FIRST WAVE, YOU SHOUTED, "I'M A NATURAL!" 324 00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:27,645 AND THEN YOU LANDED ON YOUR HEAD. 325 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,547 ( sighs ) OH NO. 326 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,679 I MISSED MY SMOOTHIE DATE. 327 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,050 HE WAS SO CUTE. 328 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,658 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 329 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,429 I WAS ALMOST SMOTHERED BY MY ELEVATOR BUDDY. 330 00:17:43,432 --> 00:17:47,272 OH YEAH, BIG WHOOP. WE WERE ALMOST KILLED IN A HELICOPTER CRASH. 331 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,667 DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? I MISSED MY SMOOTHIE DATE. 332 00:17:53,442 --> 00:17:56,582 WOW, BAD DAY FOR THE DUNCANS. 333 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,106 IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE WHOLE FAMILY'S CURSED. 334 00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:01,079 WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME FOR? 335 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,510 HUH? I-- I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A CURSE. 336 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,186 DIDN'T YOU MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT A CURSE EARLIER? 337 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,118 NO NO NO. NO NO. 338 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,560 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT A PURSE. 339 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:15,763 WHY WOULD I MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT A CURSE? 340 00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:18,304 I MEAN, NOTHING'S HAPPENED TO CHARLIE OR YOU. 341 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,297 THAT'S TRUE. I'M GOOD. 342 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,369 -( club strikes ) - Man:FORE! 343 00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:27,744 ( Amy gasps ) 344 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,347 MR. DUNCAN? 345 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,750 HI. 346 00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:47,203 UM, I WAS JUST DOING-- JUST DOING A QUICK PLANT INSPECTION. 347 00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:49,657 YEAH, THAT'S A-- THAT'S A FICUS. 348 00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:53,299 WE MISSED YOU YESTERDAY AT THE TIMESHARE PRESENTATION. 349 00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:54,833 IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE ONE TODAY, 350 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,414 WE'LL BE FORCED TO CHARGE YOU FOR YOUR ENTIRE TRIP. 351 00:18:57,407 --> 00:19:02,307 - EVERYTHING? - DOWN TO THE LAST MACADAMIA NUT. 352 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,850 TIMESHARE? 353 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,762 - HEY. - HEY. 354 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,404 YOU'RE WATCHING TV, BUT IT'S NOT ON. 355 00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:29,797 I DON'T DESERVE ENTERTAINMENT. 356 00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:32,598 DUDE, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 357 00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:35,711 I CAN'T GET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE HELICOPTER OUT OF MY HEAD. 358 00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:38,705 I JUST FEEL LIKE A COWARD. 359 00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,908 WELL, NORMALLY I'D SAY THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A COWARD, 360 00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:45,820 BUT I MADE THIS PROMISE TO BE GOOD, SO I WON'T SAY THAT. 361 00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:49,385 WHEN THE HELICOPTER PILOT PASSED OUT, I JUST-- 362 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,189 I FROZE. 363 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,820 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 364 00:19:52,822 --> 00:19:55,402 EXCEPT SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL... 365 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,795 IS SOMETHING ELSE I WON'T SAY. 366 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:02,668 YOU KNOW, IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE YOU ARE SAYING THOSE THINGS. 367 00:20:02,672 --> 00:20:06,242 BEING GOOD IS NEW TO ME, SO THERE'S GONNA BE SOME SNAGS. 368 00:20:07,636 --> 00:20:10,606 ( sighs ) I JUST FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LOSER. 369 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,810 WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. 370 00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:16,752 I MADE A PROMISE TO GOD TO DO SOMETHING GOOD. 371 00:20:16,745 --> 00:20:19,985 AND IF I HELP YOU FACE YOUR FEARS, THAT WOULD COUNT, RIGHT? 372 00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:22,648 AND THEN GOD AND I WOULD BE SQUARE. 373 00:20:22,651 --> 00:20:25,851 - YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? - THAT'S WHAT GOOD PEOPLE DO, RIGHT? 374 00:20:25,854 --> 00:20:29,364 I MEAN, I'M JUST GUESSING HERE. 375 00:20:35,865 --> 00:20:37,835 HEY, ELEVATOR BUDDY. 376 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,309 OH, DEAR, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 377 00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:45,671 SWIMMING-- JELLYFISH. THINGS KEEP HAPPENING. 378 00:20:47,476 --> 00:20:48,676 ( snickers ) 379 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,421 COME ON, CHARLIE, 380 00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:56,434 LET'S GO SEE THE PRETTY GARDEN... 381 00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:59,556 OR LET'S GO SEE THE PRETTY BOY. 382 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,258 THE GARDEN'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 383 00:21:03,432 --> 00:21:05,262 -KAI. - TEDDY. 384 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,904 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? THAT WAS QUITE THE FALL YOU TOOK YESTERDAY. 385 00:21:07,896 --> 00:21:10,436 OH YEAH, BUT I'M FINE NOW. 386 00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:12,969 SO CAN WE RESCHEDULE THAT SMOOTHIE? 387 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,411 HOLD ON, LET ME CHECK. 388 00:21:15,405 --> 00:21:17,905 ( children giggling ) 389 00:21:17,906 --> 00:21:20,776 HOW ABOUT AFTER MY NEXT SURF LESSON? WANNA MEET THEN? 390 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,910 SURE, I'D LOVE THAT. 391 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,458 - THEN IT'S A DATE. - SECOND TIME'S THE CHARM. 392 00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:35,723 WELL, THAT WENT WELL, DIDN'T IT, CHARLIE? 393 00:21:37,526 --> 00:21:39,666 CHARLIE? 394 00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:41,828 CHARLIE! 395 00:21:47,636 --> 00:21:49,506 Announcer:NEXT TIME ON "GOOD LUCK CHARLIE"... 396 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,539 CHARLIE? HERE, GIRL. 397 00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:52,880 ( all arguing ) 398 00:21:52,882 --> 00:21:54,782 PEOPLE, QUIET! 399 00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:57,723 I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLY CRAZY, BUT HERE GOES-- 400 00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,716 WE'VE BEEN CURSED. 401 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,318 YOU PUT THIS CURSE ON MY FAMILY, 402 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,950 AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU COULD REVERSE IT. 403 00:22:03,952 --> 00:22:06,762 - READY FOR OUR DATE? - AH! 404 00:22:06,755 --> 00:22:09,655 QUICK FAVOR-- I NEED YOU TO PRETEND TO BE MOM. 405 00:22:09,659 --> 00:22:11,559 WHY DON'T YOU STAND UP AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES? 406 00:22:11,561 --> 00:22:13,631 - BOB. - TED-- AMY. 407 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,533 TED AMY. 408 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,514 P.J., I NEED YOUR LIST OF FEARS. 409 00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:19,967 I MADE A PROMISE THAT I WOULD DO SOMETHING GOOD. 410 00:22:19,968 --> 00:22:23,408 AH! 411 00:22:23,413 --> 00:22:25,523 ( screams ) 30006

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