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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,279 --> 00:00:09,779 YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE CONVERSATION 2 00:00:09,780 --> 00:00:12,140 I JUST OVERHEARD BETWEEN GABE AND HIS FRIEND JAKE. 3 00:00:12,143 --> 00:00:15,253 SO YOU WERE SNOOPING. 4 00:00:17,088 --> 00:00:19,388 I WASN'T SNOOPING. 5 00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:22,150 I WAS TIPTOEING DOWN THE STAIRS 6 00:00:22,153 --> 00:00:25,163 WHEN I PAUSED FOR A BREAK. 7 00:00:26,157 --> 00:00:29,027 AHA, GO ON, SNOOPY. 8 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,159 OKAY, SO ANYWAY, 9 00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:33,462 GABE SAYS, "HEATHER IS SO HOT." 10 00:00:33,464 --> 00:00:36,314 AND JAKE'S ALL, "SO HOT!" 11 00:00:36,307 --> 00:00:38,807 AND THEN GABE SAYS, "I REALLY LIKE HER, 12 00:00:38,809 --> 00:00:40,469 BUT I'M TOO NERVOUS TO TALK TO HER." 13 00:00:40,471 --> 00:00:43,111 AND JAKE'S ALL, "DUDE, YOU GOTTA HIKE UP YOUR SKIRT 14 00:00:43,114 --> 00:00:45,154 AND ASK HER OUT." 15 00:00:46,317 --> 00:00:48,577 BOB, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS? 16 00:00:48,579 --> 00:00:51,749 HOW ABOUT WE MAKE YOU WEAR A BELL SO THE KIDS CAN HEAR YOU COMING? 17 00:00:53,684 --> 00:00:56,434 I'M TALKING ABOUT GABE BEING TOO SHY TO TALK TO GIRLS. 18 00:00:56,427 --> 00:00:59,627 ONCE AGAIN, MAMA AMES HAS TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM. 19 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,630 OOH, SNOOPING AND MEDDLING. 20 00:01:01,632 --> 00:01:05,202 MAMA AMES IS ON FIRE TODAY. 21 00:01:05,196 --> 00:01:07,636 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I GOT A BELL IN THE GARAGE. 22 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,371 WHAT YOU GOT THERE, KIDDO? 23 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:14,253 I'M JUST GOING THROUGH MY OLD SCHOOL PHOTOS. 24 00:01:14,245 --> 00:01:16,105 WE'RE GETTING OUR PICTURES TAKEN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS 25 00:01:16,107 --> 00:01:18,377 AND I AM DETERMINED FOR ONCE TO NOT LOOK LIKE A DORK. 26 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,249 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR PICTURES? 27 00:01:20,251 --> 00:01:22,351 WELL, LET'S STROLL DOWN MEMORY LANE, SHALL WE? 28 00:01:22,353 --> 00:01:25,863 HERE I AM IN KINDERGARTEN. 29 00:01:25,856 --> 00:01:29,186 YEAH, THAT WAS THE DAY WE LEARNED ABOUT STATIC ELECTRICITY. 30 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,760 I JUST FINISHED RUBBING MY HEAD WITH A BALLOON. 31 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,234 WELL, HONEY, THEY CAN'T ALL BE THAT BAD. 32 00:01:35,226 --> 00:01:37,766 OH, CAN'T THEY? HERE I AM AGAIN, THIRD GRADE. 33 00:01:37,768 --> 00:01:40,528 THAT WAS THE MORNING THAT BABY GABE THREW A SIPPY CUP AT ME. 34 00:01:43,734 --> 00:01:46,284 BABY GABE-- SUCH A LITTLE TERROR. 35 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:51,208 - AND WE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PHASE. - YEAH. 36 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,612 HEY, MOM, HOW CAN I MAKE SURE THAT I TAKE A GOOD PICTURE? 37 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,254 DO WHAT I DO WHEN I WANNA LOOK GOOD. 38 00:01:55,246 --> 00:01:57,246 GO BUY A NEW OUTFIT. 39 00:01:58,689 --> 00:02:02,589 WELL, WOULD YOU-- WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS NEW OUTFIT? 40 00:02:02,593 --> 00:02:06,233 OH, SWEETHEART, I GIVE ADVICE, NOT MONEY. 41 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:12,260 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 42 00:02:12,263 --> 00:02:14,213 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 43 00:02:14,205 --> 00:02:17,235 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 44 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,868 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 45 00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:20,409 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 46 00:02:20,411 --> 00:02:22,411 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 47 00:02:23,814 --> 00:02:26,924 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 48 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:30,277 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 49 00:02:30,281 --> 00:02:33,721 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY, THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 50 00:02:33,724 --> 00:02:36,664 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 51 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,487 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 52 00:02:38,489 --> 00:02:40,289 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 53 00:02:40,291 --> 00:02:43,231 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 54 00:02:43,234 --> 00:02:45,474 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 55 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:49,296 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 56 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:53,240 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 57 00:02:54,245 --> 00:02:57,175 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 58 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:08,616 ( laughing ) 59 00:03:08,619 --> 00:03:11,189 THIS SHOW IS SO FUNNY. WHAT'S IT CALLED? 60 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,961 "THE GURGLES." RIGHT, CHARLIE?TE SHOW, 61 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,327 WELL, IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW. 62 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:21,470 ( cell phone chimes ) 63 00:03:21,472 --> 00:03:24,202 OH, I'D BETTER GO, 64 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,714 BUT FIRST, OF YOU AND ME.RE 65 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,307 CAN IT WAIT TILL TOMORROW? 66 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,879 IT'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO TRIM MY BEARD. 67 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,840 BEARD? I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 68 00:03:32,843 --> 00:03:36,423 REALLY? I'VE BEEN GROWING IT OUT FOR, LIKE, A MONTH. 69 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,347 WELL, I REALLY NEED A PICTURE NOW. 70 00:03:38,349 --> 00:03:40,749 ALL RIGHT. WELL, NOBODY ELSE IS HOME, 71 00:03:40,751 --> 00:03:43,251 SO CHARLIE WILL HAVE TO TAKE IT. 72 00:03:43,254 --> 00:03:45,264 OKAY, CHARLIE, COME HERE FOR A SECOND. 73 00:03:45,256 --> 00:03:47,356 THIS IS VERY EASY. VERY EASY, OKAY. 74 00:03:47,358 --> 00:03:50,228 YOU'RE GONNA PUSH THIS LITTLE BUTTON HALFWAY DOWN TO FOCUS. 75 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,400 THEN WHEN THE GREEN LIGHT GOES FROM FLASHING TO SOLID, 76 00:03:52,403 --> 00:03:54,873 PUSH IT ALL THE WAY DOWN UNTIL YOU HEAR THE CLICK. 77 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:57,405 OKAY? 78 00:03:57,408 --> 00:03:58,738 OKAY? 79 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,571 OR WE CAN JUST TAKE IT OURSELVES. 80 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,345 READY? SMILE. 81 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,348 - ( camera shutter clicks ) - LET'S SEE. 82 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:12,850 - AW. YEAH. - OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 83 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,333 WELL, UH, I'D BETTER GO. 84 00:04:16,627 --> 00:04:18,627 - THERE YOU GO. - THANKS. 85 00:04:20,431 --> 00:04:22,531 GOODBYE, P.J. 86 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:25,303 OH, WHOA, HEY. 87 00:04:25,296 --> 00:04:26,936 UH, ARE YOU OKAY? 88 00:04:26,937 --> 00:04:29,737 I'M FINE. IT'S JUST THAT-- 89 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,772 I'M FINE. 90 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,484 OKAY. SEE YOU TOMORROW? 91 00:04:36,807 --> 00:04:38,607 BYE. 92 00:04:43,354 --> 00:04:45,464 THAT WAS WEIRD. 93 00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:48,356 OH, MAN, THIS THING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. I GOTTA GO SHAVE. 94 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:01,370 SPENCER? 95 00:05:01,372 --> 00:05:03,332 TEDDY, HI. 96 00:05:03,334 --> 00:05:06,614 HEY, YOU'RE ROCKIN' THOSE FLIPS. 97 00:05:07,738 --> 00:05:09,808 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 98 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,810 WITHOUT A SHIRT? 99 00:05:13,043 --> 00:05:15,493 OH, I, UH-- I WORK HERE. 100 00:05:15,486 --> 00:05:18,586 - OH. - HANG ON. YEAH, I'M OPEN. 101 00:05:18,589 --> 00:05:21,419 NICE TOSS, BRAH. 102 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,392 SO THIS IS WORK? 103 00:05:23,394 --> 00:05:25,464 YEAH, I'M AN IN-STORE MODEL. 104 00:05:25,456 --> 00:05:28,456 IT'S ALL PART OF SELLING THE HOT TEEN SUMMER LIFESTYLE. 105 00:05:28,459 --> 00:05:31,999 HEY, THOSE SHADES ARE TIGHT. 106 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:34,332 SO YOU JUST-- YOU STAND HERE 107 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,474 AND YOU ACT DUMB? 108 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:38,967 THAT'S THE STUPIDEST JOB I'VE EVER HEARD OF. 109 00:05:38,969 --> 00:05:42,409 WELL, I GET A HUGE DISCOUNT ON ALL THE CLOTHES. 110 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:44,853 OH, I WANT A STUPID JOB TOO. 111 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,815 - I GUESS I COULD GET YOU AN INTERVIEW. - OKAY. 112 00:05:46,817 --> 00:05:48,517 HEY, RIGHTEOUS BOARDSHORTS, DUDE. 113 00:05:48,519 --> 00:05:50,479 AND THEY WON'T SET YOU BACK TOO MUCH CHEDDAR. 114 00:05:50,481 --> 00:05:53,081 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. LOOKIN' GOUDA. 115 00:05:54,585 --> 00:05:56,755 GOUDA? 116 00:05:56,757 --> 00:06:00,457 I-- I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING A CHEESE THING. 117 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:11,900 Skyler's voice: DEAR P.J., 118 00:06:11,902 --> 00:06:14,482 I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, SO I'M WRITING THIS NOTE. 119 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,075 BUT SINCE YOU'RE NOT A BIG READER, 120 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,046 I TAPED IT FOR YOU INSTEAD. 121 00:06:18,048 --> 00:06:20,778 THERE'S A BOOM BOX ON THE BENCH. HIT "PLAY." 122 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,016 So this is kind of hard. 123 00:06:29,019 --> 00:06:32,619 I have to tell you that-- 124 00:06:34,525 --> 00:06:37,465 I'm sorry. I can't go on. Just go back to the note. 125 00:06:37,468 --> 00:06:39,468 ( tape stops ) 126 00:06:42,533 --> 00:06:44,443 Skyler's voice: I'VE GOT SOME REALLY BAD NEWS. 127 00:06:44,435 --> 00:06:46,535 MY DAD HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO NEW YORK CITY, 128 00:06:46,537 --> 00:06:49,607 WHICH MEANS I'M MOVING THERE. 129 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:52,410 I WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT IT MADE ME SO SAD TO SAY GOODBYE, 130 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,082 I JUST COULDN'T. 131 00:06:54,084 --> 00:06:56,094 I'LL MISS YOU FOREVER. 132 00:06:56,086 --> 00:06:59,016 OH, BY THE WAY, THIS IS SKYLER. 133 00:07:01,492 --> 00:07:03,492 NOW PRESS "PLAY" AGAIN. 134 00:07:05,496 --> 00:07:08,556 ( somber classical music playing ) 135 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,571 ( music stops ) 136 00:07:22,573 --> 00:07:24,213 WHAT'S GOING ON? 137 00:07:24,214 --> 00:07:26,754 HERE, READ THAT. 138 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,033 P.J., I'M SO SORRY. 139 00:07:36,026 --> 00:07:38,956 DAD, SHE WAS-- SHE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 140 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,859 I MEAN, I'LL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. 141 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,691 - OKAY, I KNOW IT FEELS THAT WAY NOW-- - NO, I'LL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. 142 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:45,544 - P.J., IN TIME-- - NO, NEVER! 143 00:07:45,536 --> 00:07:47,596 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE HAPPY AGAIN. 144 00:07:47,598 --> 00:07:49,198 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 145 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,047 - ( humming ) OH, WHAT YOU DOING? - HAVING A SNACK. 146 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,821 CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 147 00:08:13,824 --> 00:08:17,634 NOPE, JUST MAKING CONVO WITH MY BOY. 148 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,769 OR SHOULD I SAY YOUNG MAN? 149 00:08:20,771 --> 00:08:23,271 YEAH, I'M OUT OF HERE. 150 00:08:23,273 --> 00:08:26,243 NOPE. SIT IN THAT CHAIR. 151 00:08:28,579 --> 00:08:31,709 - LET'S TALK ABOUT SCHOOL. - OKAY. 152 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:35,022 - HOW ARE YOUR CLASSMATES? - MY CLASSMATES? 153 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,785 BOY CLASSMATES, GIRL CLASSMATES-- 154 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:40,289 HEATHER. 155 00:08:41,892 --> 00:08:44,192 HEATHER? WAIT, HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT HER? 156 00:08:44,194 --> 00:08:47,534 YOUR DAD IS SUCH A SNOOP. 157 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,697 ANYWAY, IF YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT HER, I'M HERE FOR YOU. 158 00:08:50,701 --> 00:08:53,831 NO, WE ARE NEVER HAVING THAT CONVERSATION. 159 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:57,574 GABE, I'M A GIRL. I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE. 160 00:08:57,568 --> 00:09:00,208 HONEY, I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE THE RIGHT INFORMATION. 161 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:02,670 MOM, IF I NEED INFORMATION ABOUT GIRLS, 162 00:09:02,673 --> 00:09:04,683 I'LL GET IT WHERE ALL 12-YEAR-OLDS GET IT: 163 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:06,545 FROM A 13-YEAR-OLD. 164 00:09:10,921 --> 00:09:13,681 HOW CUTE. 165 00:09:13,684 --> 00:09:15,694 HE THINKS THIS IS OVER. 166 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,060 OKAY, JUST REMEMBER, TRY AND BE-- 167 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,032 - NOT SMART. RIGHT, GOT IT. - YEAH, OKAY. 168 00:09:25,696 --> 00:09:27,666 TEDDY, THIS IS MY MANAGER RAIN. 169 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,698 OH, RAIN. I LOVE IT. 170 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,770 IT'S LIKE SO... WET. 171 00:09:34,945 --> 00:09:37,005 SO YOU TWO GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER? 172 00:09:37,007 --> 00:09:38,777 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE SCHOOL BUDS. 173 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:42,179 I MEAN, WHEN I BOTHER TO SHOW UP. 174 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,962 AND HOW ARE YOUR GRADES? 175 00:09:44,955 --> 00:09:47,855 NOT GOOD-- MOSTLY Cs 176 00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:51,018 AND Ds Ds, MOSTLY Ds. 177 00:09:51,021 --> 00:09:52,691 I LIKE THIS GIRL. 178 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,703 SO WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR FREE TIME? 179 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:57,995 I LIKE TO HUG MYSELF? 180 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:01,930 I LIKE TO CHILL. CHILL! I LIKE TO CHILL. 181 00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:03,632 COOL. 182 00:10:03,634 --> 00:10:07,144 OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO WITH A BEACH BALL. 183 00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:10,137 YEAH, YOU'RE JUST GONNA WANNA-- OKAY. 184 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,053 WHAT WAS THAT? 185 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:18,647 IF YOU'RE GONNA WORK HERE, 186 00:10:18,649 --> 00:10:22,119 YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT YOU LOVE CATCHING BEACH BALLS. 187 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,702 - OKAY OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. AGAIN. 188 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,757 ( squealing, giggling ) 189 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,730 IT'S FUN. 190 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,162 I THINK YOU COULD BE HOT TEEN SUMMER MATERIAL... 191 00:10:34,164 --> 00:10:36,074 AWESOME, STOKED. 192 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:38,206 ...IF YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT PALE SKIN. 193 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:40,408 SORRY, WHAT? 194 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:43,070 YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE IN THE SUN. 195 00:10:43,073 --> 00:10:44,753 AT H.T.S... 196 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,215 - THE SUN IS YOUR DADDY. - MM-HMM. 197 00:10:48,779 --> 00:10:50,779 SO COME BACK TOMORROW AT 4:00. 198 00:10:50,781 --> 00:10:52,351 IF YOU HAVE A TAN, YOU'VE GOT A JOB. 199 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,262 - OKAY. - OKAY. 200 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,185 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I BURN TOO EASILY IN THE SUN. 201 00:10:58,188 --> 00:10:59,928 DO WHAT WE ALL DO-- GET SOME BRONZER. 202 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:01,930 A SPRAY-ON TAN. I CAN DO THAT. 203 00:11:01,932 --> 00:11:03,092 - THANKS. - YEP. 204 00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:04,393 WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 205 00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:06,174 YOU KNOW WE HAVE THAT BIG PHYSICS TEST TOMORROW. 206 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,236 WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN? DO YOU WANNA GET US ALL FIRED? 207 00:11:09,239 --> 00:11:11,799 - OH SORRY. - SHH! 208 00:11:16,006 --> 00:11:19,076 HEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON THE PORCH. 209 00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:22,811 "DEAR DUNCAN FAMILY, 210 00:11:22,813 --> 00:11:26,263 I WROTE YOU THIS NOTE, THEN DECIDED YOU SHOULD HEAR IT FROM ME INSTEAD. 211 00:11:26,256 --> 00:11:27,786 PRESS 'PLAY.'" 212 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:31,888 - ( clicks ) - P.J.'s voice:Hey, guys, 213 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:35,032 so I decided to follow Skyler to New York so we can be together. 214 00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:38,466 Skyler's parents said I could stay with them 215 00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:40,398 until I land on my feet. 216 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:45,140 So... thanks for being a great family and don't worry about me. 217 00:11:45,135 --> 00:11:46,905 Love you. 218 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,807 Oh, by the way, this is P.J. 219 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:53,010 - ( tape stops ) - HMM... 220 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,923 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY TALKED TO THE WRONG SON ABOUT GIRLS. 221 00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:09,757 HEY, CHARLIE, IT'S DADDY. 222 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,430 I'M CALLING YOU FROM NEW YORK CITY. 223 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,172 CAN YOU PUT MOMMY ON THE PHONE? 224 00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:17,235 PUT MOMMY ON THE PHONE. 225 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,307 C-CAN YOU PUT-- PUT MOMMY ON THE PHONE? 226 00:12:21,471 --> 00:12:23,941 OR JUST HANG UP. 227 00:12:28,378 --> 00:12:30,318 PIZZA'S HERE! 228 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,780 SKYLER, IT'S ME. IT'S P.J.'S DAD. 229 00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:37,894 OH, THIS IS AWKWARD. WE ONLY ORDERED A MEDIUM. 230 00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:42,059 ACTUALLY, I'M JUST LOOKING FOR P.J. 231 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,062 OH, P.J. 232 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,844 CAN YOU BELIEVE HE CAME ALL THIS WAY FOR ME? 233 00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:49,497 - IT'S SO ROMANTIC. - AH. 234 00:12:49,499 --> 00:12:53,869 SO DID YOU SEE A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY ON YOUR WAY UP? 235 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,454 SO WHERE IS HE? 236 00:12:56,446 --> 00:13:00,246 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST ASKEDYOU WHERE HE IS. 237 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,350 P.J., HONEY. WHERE'S P.J.? 238 00:13:03,353 --> 00:13:07,993 - OH! HE'S AT WORK. - HE GOT A JOB ALREADY? 239 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,488 YEAH, HE WANTS TO MAKE MONEY TO GET HIS OWN APARTMENT. 240 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,420 HE'S WORKING ON WALL STREET. 241 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:14,902 HE'S WORKING ON WALL STREET? 242 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:18,065 WELL, UNDER WALL STREET. 243 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:21,928 ♪ THEY SAY NEW YORKERS CAN BE KIND OF RUDE ♪ 244 00:13:21,932 --> 00:13:25,282 ♪ WHY NOT GIVE MONEY TO THIS DENVER DUDE? ♪ 245 00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:29,475 ♪ A FEW COINS OR DOLLARS SURE WOULDN'T SPOIL IT ♪ 246 00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:33,439 ♪ WHY AM I SINGING IN WHAT SMELLS LIKE A TOILET? ♪ 247 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:42,250 ( spraying ) 248 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,333 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 249 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,996 "KEEP BRONZER ON FOR ONE HOUR. 250 00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:50,258 THEN RINSE AND ENJOY YOUR GOLDEN TAN." 251 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,560 SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOUGH. 252 00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:55,071 OKAY, SO... 253 00:13:55,065 --> 00:13:57,365 - ( timer clicking ) - ONE HOUR. 254 00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,267 NOW I JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE DING. 255 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:11,477 ( timer clicking ) 256 00:14:13,423 --> 00:14:15,593 (Teddy screams ) 257 00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:17,955 WHAT TIME IS IT? 258 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,128 - 3:00. - ( sighs ) 259 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:22,090 BY THE WAY, YOU'RE ORANGE. 260 00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,592 YEAH, I KNOW I'M ORANGE. 261 00:14:24,594 --> 00:14:27,244 - WHY DIDN'T THE TIMER GO OFF? -( bell dings ) 262 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,368 CHARLIE, WHAT DID YOU DO? 263 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:37,052 RELAX, SOMEDAY YOU'LL LAUGH ABOUT THIS. 264 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:39,547 I'M GONNA LAUGH ABOUT IT TODAY. 265 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,186 OH MY GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I, HEATHER GROUPER, 266 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,888 AM IN GABE DUNCAN'S HOUSE. 267 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,289 I DIDN'T THINK HE EVEN KNEW I EXISTED. 268 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,062 WELL, OBVIOUSLY I EXIST 269 00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:56,534 OR I WOULDN'T BE HERE IN GABE DUNCAN'S HOUSE, 270 00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:58,466 WHICH IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT. 271 00:14:58,468 --> 00:15:00,068 ISN'T IT SO FUNNY HOW SOME HOUSES 272 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,230 LOOK SO SMALL FROM THE OUTSIDE, BUT ARE BIG ON THE INSIDE? 273 00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:03,632 AND OTHER HOUSES LOOK BIG ON THE OUTSIDE, 274 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:06,443 BUT ARE SMALL ON THE INSIDE? 275 00:15:06,436 --> 00:15:09,976 WELL, ANYWAY, WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN? 276 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,910 HOW ARE YOU? 277 00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:16,224 GOOD. GREAT ACTUALLY, 278 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,016 BECAUSE I'M IN GABE DUNCAN'S HOUSE! 279 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,248 YEAH, WE GOT THAT. WE GOT THAT. 280 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,620 GABE! 281 00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:25,233 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 282 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:29,025 YOUR MOM INVITED ME. SHE SAID YOU LIKE ME. 283 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,543 MOM, A WORD IN THE KITCHEN? 284 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,036 OKAY. 285 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,609 BE RIGHT BACK. 286 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,616 WHY DID YOU TELL ANNOYING HEATHER I LIKE HER? 287 00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:52,078 BECAUSE I KNOW MY LITTLE BOY IS TOO SHY-- 288 00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:54,422 I'M SORRY. 289 00:15:54,424 --> 00:15:56,564 WHY DID YOU CALL HER "ANNOYING HEATHER"? 290 00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:00,256 I DON'T LIKEHER. I LIKE HOT HEATHER. 291 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,060 THERE'S TWO HEATHERS? 292 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,003 IN MY CLASS THERE ARE FIVE HEATHERS. 293 00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:08,966 AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY WITH ANY OF THE OTHERS-- 294 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,968 SMART HEATHER, TALL HEATHER, 295 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,970 EVEN HAIRY HEATHER. 296 00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:17,554 BOY, I'M REALLY STARTING 297 00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:19,977 TO WISH YOU HADN'T GOTTEN ME INVOLVED IN THIS. 298 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:29,655 ♪ I'M TIRED AND HUNGRY, SO DON'T BE SO SELFISH ♪ 299 00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:31,659 ♪ ANYTHING HELPS ♪ 300 00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:34,591 ♪ BUT I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH. ♪ 301 00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,767 HEY! DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 302 00:16:39,769 --> 00:16:41,569 WE NEED TO TALK. 303 00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:45,643 HEY HEY HEY HEY! 304 00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:47,305 HEY, GET LOST, MIMEY. 305 00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:49,678 THIS IS MY TERRITORY. 306 00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:52,679 GO ON, HIT THE IMAGINARY ROAD. 307 00:16:52,682 --> 00:16:56,622 - GET OUTTA HERE. - WHOA WHOA WHOA, P.J.! 308 00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:01,218 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? - BEEN IN NEW YORK A DAY AND A HALF. 309 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,091 THE CITY CHANGES YOU, MAN. 310 00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:06,364 OKAY, YOU NEED TO COME HOME. 311 00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:08,726 NO NO, SKYLER AND I BELONG TOGETHER. 312 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,098 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, 313 00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:14,601 BUT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT COCKROACH. 314 00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:18,466 SKYLER IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 315 00:17:18,468 --> 00:17:20,238 WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 316 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,570 P.J., YOU'RE 17 YEARS OLD. 317 00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:24,442 HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT? 318 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,524 WELL, ALL I KNOW IS I DON'T WANNA BE APART FROM HER. 319 00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:28,776 YOU MIGHT NOT BE APART FOREVER. 320 00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:32,778 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE, THERE'S A VERY OLD SAYING-- 321 00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:36,792 SWEET MAMA, THAT'S A GIANT RAT! 322 00:17:36,786 --> 00:17:38,526 YEAH, I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE, BUT-- 323 00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:40,258 NO NO NO, THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT THE SAYING. 324 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,130 THE SAYING IS... ( sighs ) 325 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:46,703 SON, IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, SET IT FREE. 326 00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:49,436 IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU, THEN IT'S YOURS. 327 00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:52,769 BUT IF IT DOESN'T, THEN IT NEVER WAS. 328 00:18:02,752 --> 00:18:04,612 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 329 00:18:04,614 --> 00:18:08,124 I MAY HAVE OVERBRONZED JUST A SMIDGE. 330 00:18:09,719 --> 00:18:12,419 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D PULL OFF THE WHOLE DUMB THING, 331 00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:14,122 BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU'RE A NATURAL. 332 00:18:15,365 --> 00:18:18,465 - TEDDY? - OH HI, BOSS. 333 00:18:21,631 --> 00:18:25,441 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TOSS ME THAT BEACH BALL, DUDE? 334 00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:28,235 WHOO! YEAH! 335 00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:30,638 WHY ARE YOU ORANGE? 336 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,740 SEE, IT'S JUST A HEALTHY GLOW. 337 00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:37,294 HEY, BROTHER, WHY DON'T YOU THROW ME THAT FOOTBALL? 338 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:39,747 OH! 339 00:18:39,749 --> 00:18:41,689 - OW. - ARE YOU OKAY? 340 00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:44,451 YEAH, I'M GOOD. I'M FINE. 341 00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:46,364 HEY, RIGHTEOUS BEACH TOWEL, DUDE. 342 00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:48,456 COULD I USE IT TO WIPE UP SOME BLOOD? 343 00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:04,272 MOM, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 344 00:19:04,274 --> 00:19:06,184 WE CAN'T HIDE IN THE KITCHEN FOREVER. 345 00:19:06,176 --> 00:19:09,146 WHY NOT? WE'VE GOT FOOD. WE'VE GOT DRINK. 346 00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,781 MOM, YOU GOTTA GET RID OF HER. 347 00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:16,732 THIS IS REALLY HARD. I'VE NEVER BROKEN UP WITH A GIRL BEFORE. 348 00:19:18,728 --> 00:19:21,388 - FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF. - GABE, NO. 349 00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:23,561 HEATHER, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 350 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,893 YES, GABE? 351 00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:28,536 MOM, SOMETHING YOU WANNA SAY? 352 00:19:29,639 --> 00:19:33,599 OKAY. HEATHER, THE THING IS 353 00:19:33,603 --> 00:19:36,913 UM, THERE WAS A LITTLE MIX-UP ABOUT THE WHO LIKES WHO THING. 354 00:19:36,906 --> 00:19:39,676 OH NO! GABE DOESN'T LIKE ME? 355 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,409 ONLY BECAUSE... 356 00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:44,912 JAKE LIKES YOU. 357 00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:46,694 WHICH JAKE? 358 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,356 HOW MANY ARE THERE? 359 00:19:48,358 --> 00:19:51,518 FOUR. THERE'S SHORT JAKE, SKINNY JAKE, TALL JAKE-- 360 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:52,821 THIS ONE'S STOCKY WITH RED HAIR. 361 00:19:52,822 --> 00:19:54,862 HOT JAKE? 362 00:19:55,865 --> 00:19:59,265 STANDARDS FOR THE JAKES ARE REALLY LOW. 363 00:19:59,269 --> 00:20:02,869 I CAN'T BELIEVE JAKE LIKES ME. HE'S THE TOTAL PACKAGE-- 364 00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:05,782 THE RED HAIR, THE FRECKLES, THE WAY HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE BANANAS, 365 00:20:05,775 --> 00:20:08,375 WHICH IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, ARE THE ONLY FRUITS IN THE WORLD-- 366 00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:09,878 BYE-BYE NOW. BYE-BYE. 367 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:19,885 SO EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T FIND ANOTHER GUY 368 00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:22,919 WHO'S AS CRAZY ABOUT YOU AS I AM... 369 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,733 I SET YOU FREE. 370 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,595 AND EVEN THOUGH 371 00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:31,297 YOU'LL NEVER FIND A GIRL WHO'S CRAZIER THAN I AM... ABOUT YOU... 372 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,902 YOU'RE FREE TOO. 373 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,805 SO I GUESS THIS IS IT? 374 00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:41,668 SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU. 375 00:20:41,671 --> 00:20:43,811 HEY, LET'S NOT SAY GOODBYE THEN. 376 00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:46,483 LET'S JUST SAY 377 00:20:46,476 --> 00:20:47,976 SEE YOU LATER. 378 00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:11,368 HEY. 379 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,341 IT'LL BE OKAY, SON. 380 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:16,754 HEY, WOULD YOU WATCH IT? 381 00:21:16,746 --> 00:21:19,876 I'M HAVING A CONVERSATION HERE, YOU JERK! 382 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,609 DAD? 383 00:21:21,611 --> 00:21:25,591 WOW, THIS CITY REALLY DOES CHANGE YOU. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 384 00:21:32,922 --> 00:21:36,002 Well, Charlie, Dad brought PJ back home 385 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,795 and now he's showing Mom in New York. he took 386 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,898 It's just bugs and rats. 387 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,631 I know, right? 388 00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:47,044 Where are you going? I got more. 389 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,508 Oh, speaking of photos, back today.ol picture 390 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,341 Wow! 391 00:21:54,944 --> 00:21:56,754 Yeah, if the trend continues, 392 00:21:56,746 --> 00:21:59,016 next year I'll be toothless and bald. 393 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,088 Well, wish me good luck, Charlie. 394 00:22:05,895 --> 00:22:07,625 ( saxophone playing ) 395 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,897 WOW, TOUGH DAY. 396 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,400 HOW YOU DOING? YOU MAKING ANY MONEY? 397 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,073 YOU KNOW WHAT NEW COMPETITION. 398 00:22:21,971 --> 00:22:23,471 THANK YOU. 399 00:22:23,473 --> 00:22:26,123 COME ON, MAN, A BETTER SPOT. 400 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:31,448 OH, CUT IT OUT. 401 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,352 YOU ARE NOT IN A BOX. 29131

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