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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,377 OKAY, DAD, SO YOU KNOW HOW I ALWAYS WANT TO GO TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND 2 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,311 BUT YOU TELL ME IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE, 3 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,046 EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT 4 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,452 'CAUSE IT'S THE FUNNEST PLACE ON EARTH? 5 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:18,123 YES. 6 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:22,022 WELL, PROBLEM SOLVED. 7 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:26,227 "THIS COUPON, GOOD FOR $5 OFF ADMISSION PRICE 8 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,230 TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND 9 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:32,402 UPON $100 PURCHASE AT JENSEN'S GROCERIES, 10 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:34,403 NOT VALID TUESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY, 11 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,635 CLOSED MONDAY." 12 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,369 NICE TRY. 13 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,107 BUT, DAD, 14 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,482 THEY HAVE THIS NEW RIDE CALLED THE STORM TWIZZLER. 15 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:45,651 NINE OUT OF 10 PEOPLE BARF ON IT. 16 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:49,615 THEY EVEN TAKE YOUR PHOTO. 17 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:53,150 GABE, I'LL TAKE YOU TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND 18 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,587 JUST AS SOON AS I WIN THE LOTTERY. 19 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,492 OH, HEY, SPEAKING OF WHICH, 20 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,264 MAYBE TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. 21 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:00,562 COULD BE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 22 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,495 HEY, THERE'S A SEVEN, RIGHT? 23 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,231 - YEAH. - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 24 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:06,826 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. WE GOT ANOTHER SEVEN. 25 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,497 THAT'S NOT TOO BAD. ONE MORE SEVEN-- WE GOT-- 26 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:12,537 OH, LOOK AT-- OH, LOOK AT-- OH! 27 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,543 YOU'RE NOT GOING. 28 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,645 ( rock music playing ) 29 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,478 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 30 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,383 * RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES * 31 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,415 * "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" * 32 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:26,222 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 33 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,594 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 34 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,621 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 35 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:34,399 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED * 36 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,568 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 37 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,398 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 38 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,203 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 39 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:44,135 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 40 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,642 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 41 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,543 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 42 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:50,405 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 43 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,484 * SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 44 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:56,553 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 45 00:01:56,584 --> 00:02:00,424 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 46 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:04,592 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 47 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,296 HEY, MOM. 48 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,435 HEY, HONEY. COME MEET OUR NEW NEIGHBOR. 49 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,310 THIS IS MY DAUGHTER TEDDY. 50 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:19,909 DEBBIE DOOLEY. HOW'RE YOU DOING? 51 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:23,580 I'M DOING DANDY, DEBBIE DOOLEY. 52 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:26,181 DEBBIE AND HER HUSBAND DOUG JUST MOVED HERE FROM IOWA. 53 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,484 DOUG'S OUR NEW DEPUTY POLICE CHIEF. 54 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,245 AND THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER CHARLIE'S AGE. 55 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,923 - DEEDEE DOOLEY. - OH. 56 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,452 DEBBIE NEEDED A BABYSITTER FOR TOMORROW 57 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,317 AND I WAS JUST TELLING HER HOW TERRIFIC YOU ARE. 58 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,256 OH YEAH. NO, ACTUALLY MY FRIEND IVY AND I 59 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,431 WERE GONNA TAKE CHARLIE TO MAKE-A-MONKEY TOMORROW 60 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,260 AND WE'D BE HAPPY TO BRING DEEDEE ALONG. 61 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:42,725 WHAT'S MAKE-A-MONKEY? 62 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,533 OH, IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED. IT'S THIS PLACE WHERE YOU-- 63 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:50,436 YOU MAKE... A MONKEY. I-- 64 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,171 I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED. 65 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,306 OH, I MEANT TO ASK-- 66 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,205 WHERE IS YOUR DOG? 67 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,647 WE DON'T HAVE A DOG. 68 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,351 BUT THAT NICE MRS. DABNEY NEXT DOOR TOLD ME 69 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,454 TO BEWARE OF GABE. 70 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:11,362 GABE IS MY SON. 71 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:14,302 BUT SHE SAID HE BIT HER... 72 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:18,733 AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM ON HER LAWN. 73 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,495 THEY HAVE A VERY UNIQUE RELATIONSHIP. 74 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,267 WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 75 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,581 OH, I THINK THIS ONE GOES-- 76 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,383 NO. 77 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,415 OH, DOESN'T THIS ONE GO--? 78 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:40,248 NO. 79 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:42,688 EH, FORGET IT. CHARLIE CAN HELP US WITH IT LATER. 80 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,364 ( phone chimes ) 81 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,464 OH, MY DAD'S OUTSIDE. I GOTTA GO. 82 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,396 - HE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE KEPT WAITING. - ALL RIGHT. 83 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,301 - SEE YA. - SEE YA. 84 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:59,366 NO WONDER WE COULDN'T DO IT. IT'S FOR AGES ONE TO THREE. 85 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,441 ( pounding on door ) 86 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,781 YOU P.J.? 87 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:12,316 UH, Y-YEAH YEAH. THAT'S ME. 88 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:20,428 SO YOU START GOING OUT WITH A GIRL 89 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,431 AND YOU DON'T THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO MEET THE FATHER? 90 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:25,433 OH, I'M SORRY. 91 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:28,696 MAKES ME WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD. 92 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,371 TRUST ME, SIR, 93 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,306 THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON IN HERE AT ALL. 94 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,783 I'M GONNA BE WATCHING YOU 95 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,781 TO MAKE SURE YOU TREAT SKYLER RIGHT, 96 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,853 THAT YOU'RE WORTHY OF HER. 97 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,452 ONE MORE THING: I DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW 98 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,815 I'VE BEEN CHECKING UP ON YOU. 99 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:48,463 WELL, WHAT DOES SHE THINK YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW? 100 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,759 USING THE BATHROOM. 101 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,325 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 102 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:59,604 USUALLY IT TAKES ME A WHILE TO USE THE BATHROOM. 103 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,609 - HEY, DAD. - HEY. 104 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,723 OH, DAD, I THINK YOU DROPPED SOMETHING. 105 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:19,493 OH, HEY, ONE OF MY SCRATCHERS. 106 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,890 ( sighs ) 107 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:23,361 OH, HEY, LET'S SEE. MAYBE WE'VE WON. 108 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,355 SEVEN. 109 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,367 ANOTHER SEVEN. 110 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:34,439 BEEN HERE BEFORE. AND THE LAST NUMBER. 111 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:43,813 - WHAT? - ( giggling ) 112 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,814 LOOK, IT'S A SEVEN. IT'S A SEVEN. 113 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,116 - I WON. I WON. - HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN? 114 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,478 $1 MILLION! 115 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:51,788 WHOO-HOO! 116 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:55,619 WHOO! WHOO! I WON, I WON, I WON! 117 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:58,556 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH DAD? 118 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,632 HE THINKS HE WON THE LOTTERY. 119 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,701 - THINKS? - YEAH, IT'S A PRANK. 120 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,670 I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE FAKE SCRATCHERS FROM THE JOKE STORE. 121 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,669 HE FELL FOR THAT? 122 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,601 Bob: WHOO-HOO! I'M KING OF THE WORLD! 123 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:13,168 HE'S GONNA FIND OUT. 124 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,606 YEAH, AND I'LL BE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS. 125 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:18,513 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'LL HAVE BEEN TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. 126 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,646 IT'S WORTH IT. I CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS. 127 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,554 I'M SO HAPPY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. 128 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:29,757 WELL, YESTERDAY YOU SAID IF YOU EVER WIN THE LOTTERY 129 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,560 YOU'D TAKE ME TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. 130 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:34,562 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. GET IN THE CAR. 131 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,725 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. WE'RE MILLIONAIRES. 132 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,974 FORGET THE CAR. WE'RE RENTING A LIMO. 133 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:41,539 WAIT, DAD. 134 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:42,669 OKAY. 135 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,550 OH, THANK YOU, DR. CHARLIE. 136 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,880 I'M ALL BETTER NOW. 137 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,218 OW. ANOTHER SHOT. 138 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,590 NO, I'VE ALREADY HAD SEVEN SHOTS. 139 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,850 THERE'S NO MORE OWIES. 140 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,719 OW. ANOTHER SHOT. 141 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,527 OKAY, I THINK I'M KIND OF OVER THIS. 142 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,030 IVY, ARE YOU READY TO GO? 143 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,804 CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND IN THE BATHROOM-- 144 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,473 DIAMOND EARRINGS. 145 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,643 WATCH ME WORK IT. 146 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,766 IVY, HEY, TAKE THOSE OFF. 147 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,208 DON'T YOU KNOW THAT DEEDEE'S DADDY'S DEPUTY DOUG DOOLEY? 148 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,883 IVY WENTZ ROCKING EARRINGS 149 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:29,223 FROM THE DOOLEY COLLECTION. 150 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,749 SERIOUSLY, TAKE THOSE OFF. 151 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,624 YEAH, THEY'LL LOOK BETTER ON YOU ANYWAY. 152 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,224 NO, WE'RE HERE TO BABYSIT, NOT TRY ON-- 153 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,656 - OOH. - YEAH. 154 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,931 OH, THESE DO LOOK GOOD. 155 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,600 YEP, STRUT YOUR STUFF, GIRL. 156 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:45,270 - IT'S FUN. GO AHEAD, DO IT. - OKAY. 157 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,768 ( singing a tune ) 158 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,572 OOH OOH OOH OOH. 159 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,805 OW! HEY, WHO DID THAT? 160 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,679 - OOH. UH-OH. - WHAT? 161 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,654 ONE OF THE DOCTORS SPILLED A JUICE BOX. 162 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,653 AT LEAST I HOPE IT'S JUICE. 163 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,515 ALL RIGHT, IVY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THEM OUTSIDE? 164 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,055 I'M GONNA CLEAN THIS UP. AND THEN WE CAN GO TO MAKE-A-MONKEY. 165 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,930 OKAY, COME ON. 166 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,859 COME ON, DEEDEE. LET'S GO BYE-BYE. 167 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,634 GO WITH IVY. 168 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,803 - LET'S GO TO MAKE-A-MONKEY. - YAY! 169 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,802 EWW, AND IT'S NOT JUICE. 170 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,880 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - WHOA! 171 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,883 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 172 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,275 I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA BE WATCHING YOU. 173 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,917 DID YOU THINK I WAS A LIAR? 174 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,763 NO, I JUST-- I THOUGHT YOU'D BE WATCHING ME FROM A DISTANCE-- 175 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,660 YOU KNOW, WITH, LIKE, A TELESCOPE OR BINOCULARS OR SOMETHING. 176 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:48,033 I DID THAT FOR A WHILE. I GOT BORED. 177 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,803 NOW I ASKED YOU A QUESTION. 178 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:53,833 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 179 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:57,807 UH, I'M GOING TO THE LIBRARY TO MEET SKYLER. 180 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:00,808 LOOKING LIKE THAT? YOU COULDN'T EVEN COMB YOUR HAIR? 181 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,011 I SPENT 20 MINUTES TO GET IT LIKE THIS. 182 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,510 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 183 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,977 ANYTIME YOU DO SOMETHING I DO NOT LIKE, 184 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,887 I MARK IT DOWN IN THE NEGATIVE COLUMN. 185 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,719 IS THERE A POSITIVE COLUMN TOO? 186 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,715 NOT YET. 187 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,727 OKAY. 188 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,789 WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 189 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:23,328 I'M GONNA GO BACK INSIDE AND COMB MY HAIR, 190 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,333 BUT NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING YOU SAID-- 191 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:27,565 BECAUSE I WANT TO. 192 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,738 ( muttering ) STUPID. 193 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,583 "BAD WITH DOORS." 194 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:46,746 THAT WAS FOUR HOURS OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK. 195 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,887 I STILL HAVE THAT THEME SONG DRILLED INTO MY HEAD. 196 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,893 * FIRST YOU PICK A COLOR-- BROWN OR GREEN OR RED * 197 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,026 * THEN YOU TAKE SOME STUFFING AND PUT IT IN ITS HEAD * 198 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,633 * THEN IT GOES ON FOR 20 MORE VERSES AND YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD * 199 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:04,737 * AND THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A MO-OH-OH-OH-NKEY. * 200 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,639 - OH NO. - WHAT? 201 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,648 THE EARRINGS-- YOU'RE STILL WEARING THEM. 202 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,650 - WHAT? - YES. 203 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:17,422 OH! IVY, IVY, I JUST HAVE ONE EARRING ON. 204 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,650 - THE OTHER ONE MUST HAVE FALLEN OFF. - NO. 205 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,817 YES YES, I LOST HER DIAMOND EARRING. 206 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,156 WHAT? WHY DID YOU EVEN TRY THEM ON? 207 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:27,932 - WHAT? THAT WAS YOUR IDEA! - YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO ME. 208 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,831 OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY. ALL RIGHT, LET'S NOT PANIC. 209 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,174 I'LL JUST-- OKAY, I'LL CHECK THE CAR. 210 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,070 YOU-- YOU CALL MAKE-A-MONKEY AND SEE IF THEY FOUND IT. 211 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,673 THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS-- 212 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,966 IS NOT TO PANIC. 213 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,076 - NOT IN THE CAR. - NOT AT THE PLACE. 214 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,924 OKAY, TIME TO PANIC. OH! 215 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,950 CALM DOWN. IVY'S GOT A PLAN. 216 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,885 OH, IVY'S GOT A PLAN. 217 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,755 - LOOK, I THINK I KNOW WHERE THE EARRING IS. - WHERE? 218 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,761 CHECK IT OUT. I TOOK SOME PICTURES AT MAKE-A-MONKEY. 219 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,964 HERE YOU ARE AT THE STUFFING MACHINE-- TWO EARRINGS. 220 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:07,096 OH OH, HERE I AM AFTER THE STUFFING MACHINE-- ONE EARRING. 221 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:10,774 YES, SO THE MISSING EARRING IS... 222 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,774 Together: INSIDE A MONKEY. 223 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,980 HI, CHARLIE. WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 224 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,753 MONKEY. 225 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,952 CAN I SEE IT? 226 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,157 - GET THAT MONKEY. - MM-HMM. 227 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,768 ( both panting ) 228 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,768 MAN, THAT SISTER OF YOURS 229 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,040 CAN PUT UP QUITE A FIGHT. 230 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,039 I KNOW. 231 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:47,241 WE'D BE BETTER OFF IF WE FOUGHT AN ACTUAL MONKEY. 232 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,844 SHE SURE DOES LOVE THAT THING. 233 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,846 YEAH. YEAH, SHE SURE DOES. 234 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,876 NOW LET'S RIP IT APART. 235 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,887 IT'S NOT IN HERE. 236 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,059 OH, THIS IS BAD. THIS IS REALLY BAD. 237 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,089 T, CALM DOWN. 238 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,764 IF THE EARRING ISN'T IN THIS MONKEY, 239 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:09,804 IT HAS TO BE IN THE OTHER MONKEY. 240 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,800 RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT, DEEDEE'S MONKEY... 241 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,043 THAT'S IN THE POLICE CHIEF'S HOUSE. 242 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,068 IS THAT CALM ENOUGH FOR YOU? 243 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:25,209 ( laughing ) 244 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,945 MAN, SUPER ADVENTURE LAND WAS AMAZING. 245 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,781 IT SURE IS. HEY HEY, GIVE ME THE PICTURE OF THE LOG RIDE AGAIN. 246 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,988 - AH, LOOK AT YOUR FACE. - LOOK AT YOUR FACE. 247 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,361 LOOK AT THE LIMO DRIVER'S FACE. 248 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,830 OKAY, DAD, NOW THAT WE'VE HAD OUR FUN, 249 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,203 THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YOU. 250 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:48,942 AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN. 251 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,939 HEY, KIDS, HOW DO YOU LIKE MAMA'S NEW RIDE? 252 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,042 HEY, LOOK AT YOU. 253 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,935 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 254 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,347 AT THE MALL. YEAH, I DID A LITTLE SHOPPING 255 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,349 AFTER YOUR DAD TOLD ME WE WON THE LOTTERY. 256 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,081 YOU CAN RETURN THAT, RIGHT? 257 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,946 NOPE, FOREVER RICH HAS A NO-RETURN POLICY. 258 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,916 BUT WHO CARES? ( honks horn ) 259 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,285 NOT ME. NOTHING BOTHERS A MILLIONAIRE. 260 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,293 NOTHING BOTHERS A MILLIONAIRE. 261 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,385 - WHOO-HOO! - WHOO! 262 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,833 YOU GUYS DIDN'T REALLY WIN THE LOTTERY. 263 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,966 IT WAS JUST A PRANK SO I COULD GO TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND. 264 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,912 ( laughs ) 265 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,838 THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. 266 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,905 SO WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING? 267 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,214 I'M REALLY SORRY. I NEVER MEANT FOR IT TO GO THIS FAR. 268 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,847 NOW I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA GROUND ME FOR, LIKE, TWO WEEKS, 269 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,988 BUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, 270 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,063 I'M FINE WITH THREE. 271 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:48,132 I QUIT MY JOB TODAY. 272 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,902 WHAT? 273 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,201 YOU CAN GET IT BACK, RIGHT? 274 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,203 UH... 275 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,935 WHAT? WHAT? WE WON? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 276 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,942 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE, DUNCAN-- 277 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,284 IT'S THAT YOU'RE TAKING ANOTHER PERSONAL CALL. 278 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,280 NOW I ASKED YOU TO DO SOMETHING 279 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,952 WITH THESE BAGS OF SALINE A HALF AN HOUR AGO. 280 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,317 UH, GOTTA GO. 281 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,992 YOU KNOW WHAT, KAREN? YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 282 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,322 I SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING WITH THESE SALINE BAGS 283 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,327 A LONG TIME AGO. 284 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,329 I MEAN, THIS IS REALLY OVERDUE. 285 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,031 - OH! OH! - YEAH YEAH. 286 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,904 YEAH YEAH. 287 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,042 HI. 288 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,441 TAKE ME TO EASY STREET. 289 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,943 SO LONG, SUCKERS. 290 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,175 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 291 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,152 BECAUSE I WAS A MILLIONAIRE. 292 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,951 RICH PEOPLE PLAY BY DIFFERENT RULES. 293 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,293 I'M SO SORRY. 294 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,160 DAD, ARE YOU OKAY? 295 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,219 HE'S HUGGING THE KETTLE CORN. 296 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:55,158 THIS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT. 297 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:13,082 OH, THE OLD ORANGE PEEL SMILE ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP. 298 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,453 I TRIED IT ONCE WITH A PINEAPPLE-- NOT AS FUN. 299 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,223 I GOTTA GO RINSE. 300 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,191 I CAN'T STAND THE FEEL OF PULP ON MY TEETH. 301 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,290 I LOVE LEARNING NEW THINGS ABOUT YOU. 302 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,177 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 303 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,753 - REALLY? - REALLY, YEAH. 304 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,751 EVERYTHING-- COULDN'T BE BETTER. 305 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,993 YOU'RE ACTING KIND OF WEIRD. 306 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,290 I'M NOT ACTING WEIRD, NO. 307 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:58,192 IF ANYTHING, I'M ACTING NOT WEIRD. 308 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,733 - WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN? - WHAT? 309 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,332 I DATE A GUY FOR A WHILE 310 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,734 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE STARTS ACTING ALL STRANGE. 311 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,136 THEN WHAT HAPPENS? 312 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,398 THEN HE JUST KIND OF DISAPPEARS. 313 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,019 HEY, MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 314 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,291 HEY. A COUPLE THINGS. TRYING TO FIND A NEW JOB 315 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:30,119 AND RESEARCHING MILITARY SCHOOLS FOR GABE. 316 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,127 WOW, THAT SOUNDS STRESSFUL. 317 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,429 HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD GO TO THE GYM, 318 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,431 MAYBE-- MAYBE WITH A WORKOUT BUDDY, 319 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,133 SOMEBODY LIKE DEBBIE DOOLEY. SHE'S FUN. 320 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,496 TEDDY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO. 321 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:45,144 MM-HMM, YOU WANT BACK INTO DEBBIE DOOLEY'S HOUSE, 322 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,042 AND I KNOW WHY. 323 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,184 - YOU DO? - YEP. 324 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,178 YOU WANT ANOTHER BABYSITTING GIG. 325 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:54,110 ( chuckles ) AM I THAT TRANSPARENT? 326 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,290 CHARLIE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MONKEY? 327 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,789 I DON'T KNOW. 328 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,321 $62 FOR THIS? 329 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:08,157 THE HEAD'S NOT EVEN FACING THE RIGHT WAY. 330 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,525 THAT'S THE WAY SHE WANTED IT. 331 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,137 EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU KAREN? 332 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,142 YEAH. WHY? 333 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,283 I'M GABE, AMY DUNCAN'S SON. 334 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,450 LOOK, THE REASON MY MOM QUIT WAS ALL MY FAULT. 335 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,223 I PLAYED A REALLY MEAN PRANK ON MY PARENTS 336 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,223 AND IT GOT WAY OUT OF HAND. 337 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,125 NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE HER HER JOB BACK? 338 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,228 OH, WELL, 339 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,230 IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU, 340 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,263 NO! 341 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,127 HA! I GOTCHA! 342 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,366 OH, YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE. 343 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,370 I REALLY HAD YOU GOING THERE, DIDN'T I? 344 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:53,142 OH GOOD. GOOD FOR YOU, KAREN. 345 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,237 OKAY. 346 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,652 EXCUSE ME, 347 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,281 DO YOU KNOW WHOSE LOTTERY TICKET THIS IS? 348 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,587 YES. IT'S MINE. 349 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,188 I WON! I WON! 350 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:17,627 I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON! 351 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,104 HEY HEY HEY! 352 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,473 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU. 353 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,182 HI. MAY I--? OH. 354 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,418 HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU GONNA FOLLOW ME AROUND? 355 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,290 TILL I FIND OUT THE KIND OF GUY YOU ARE. 356 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,220 NOW I'M A GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO RESTOCK THE CUPS. 357 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,170 "BAD WITH CUPS." 358 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,270 LOOK, I ONLY MESSED UP 'CAUSE YOU MADE ME NERVOUS. 359 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,702 THANKS. 360 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,636 - GOT ALL I NEED. - FOR WHAT? 361 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,641 TO TELL SKYLER YOU'RE NOT THE GUY. 362 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,413 SEE YA. 363 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,351 NO NO. STOP. 364 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,284 I AM THE GUY. 365 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,446 SKYLER IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 366 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,454 AND I'M NOT GOING AWAY, NO MATTER WHAT. 367 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,356 SO PUT THAT IN YOUR LITTLE NOTEBOOK. 368 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,463 OH, AND NUMBER 12, YOUR ORDER'S READY. NUMBER 12. 369 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,336 UH-OH. IS THIS THE PART WHERE YOU MAKE ME DISAPPEAR? 370 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,339 RELAX, KID. 371 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,612 YOU STUCK UP FOR YOURSELF. THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR. 372 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,382 SO IT'S OKAY IF I DATE YOUR DAUGHTER? 373 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,351 OH, SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER. 374 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,520 SHE'S HIS DAUGHTER. 375 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,523 HE ALWAYS HIRES ME TO CHECK OUT THE BOYFRIENDS. 376 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,686 WITH THAT ELFIN SMILE, PEOPLE DON'T TAKE HIM TOO SERIOUSLY. 377 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,368 DEEDEE WAS SO EXCITED THAT TEDDY WAS BACK. 378 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,001 THAT DAUGHTER OF YOURS IS QUITE SOMETHING. 379 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,536 YEAH, I MAKE SOME GOOD DAUGHTERS. 380 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,683 BOB MAKES THE BOYS. 381 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,306 YESTERDAY IT WAS JUST SO GOOD 382 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,475 TO WATCH DEEDEE HAVE FUN WITH TEDDY. 383 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,454 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WATCH? - OH, WELL, 384 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,993 MY HUSBAND INSISTED WE PUT IN A NANNY-CAM. 385 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,318 OH, A NANNY-CAM? I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THOSE. 386 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,664 IF YOU HAVE A LAPTOP, I'LL SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW. 387 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,760 I DO, RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LET'S LOOK. 388 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,826 OH GOOD. 389 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,834 OH, THERE THEY ARE. 390 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,543 YOUR DAUGHTER HAS A REAL GIFT. 391 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,469 IT TAKES ME FOREVER TO PUT DEEDEE DOWN. 392 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,450 WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE PECULIAR. 393 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,863 THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. 394 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:05,033 OH MY GOODNESS, SHE'S MURDERING THE MONKEY. 395 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,034 - OH. - OH. 396 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,037 REALLY? 397 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:14,409 ONE NEIGHBOR-- I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ONE NEIGHBOR. 398 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,748 Hey, Charlie. 399 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,780 So I learned a very important life lesson today, 400 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,586 and that is never wear 401 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,388 a pair of accidentally Make-a-Monkey,s to 402 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,761 because if you do, something like...ht say 403 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,430 ( imitates Debbie ) "Oh my goodness, 404 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,399 that girl's just not right in the head." 405 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,698 Hi, Charlie. 406 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,829 Oh, and Mom's back at work. 407 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,695 Actually her boss quit for some unknown reason, 408 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,704 and so she got a promotion. 409 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,466 Which is why Daddy gets one of these too. 410 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,806 Amy: you're going!ere 411 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,810 - Bob: Ahh! - ( crash ) 412 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,482 Oh. 413 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:52,881 Yeah, in a couple of years, 414 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,612 when all of us kids have left the house, 415 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,617 they'll be all yours. Good luck, Charlie. 416 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,092 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 417 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,896 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? MY HEAD'S ON BACKWARDS. 418 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:13,869 YEAH, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING. 419 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,638 DOCTOR, THE PATIENTS ARE PREPPED AND READY FOR SURGERY. 420 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,553 SHE LOOK A LITTLE YOUNG TO YOU? 421 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,578 I'M SURE SHE'S HIGHLY TRAINED. 422 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,516 YOU CAN GO FIRST. 30212

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