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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:09,577 Hey Charlie. video diary. very special 2 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:12,580 It's the 50th one, that it's really good for-- 3 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:14,653 Whaa! 4 00:00:14,645 --> 00:00:17,615 - Whaa! Whaa whaa whaa! - Dad. Dad. Dad. 5 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,588 - What? - Dad, hi. 6 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:23,320 I'm recording a video diary and it's a little bit difficult 7 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,334 with Jimi Hendrix playing behind me. 8 00:00:27,658 --> 00:00:29,658 You could tell I was doing Hendrix? 9 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:32,130 That's awesome. 10 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:35,743 Anyway, this is your 50th video diary, 11 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,436 and so I wanted to make sure-- 12 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:40,068 I got in! I got in! 13 00:00:40,071 --> 00:00:42,411 And 49 and holding. 14 00:00:43,814 --> 00:00:45,724 YOU GOT IN WHAT? 15 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:47,316 I GOT ACCEPTED AT A UNIVERSITY. 16 00:00:47,318 --> 00:00:49,318 A UNIVERSITY? YOU'RE GOING TO COLLEGE? 17 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,180 I'M GOING TO COLLEGE. I'M GOING TO COLLEGE. 18 00:00:51,182 --> 00:00:54,132 P.J., THAT'S FANTASTIC. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 19 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:57,555 - K.C.U. - K.C.U.! 20 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,558 K.C.U.? WHAT'S THAT? 21 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:03,090 THAT'S KANSAS CITY UNIVERSITY, KENTUCKY CENTRAL. 22 00:01:03,094 --> 00:01:06,204 WHO CARES? MY BOY'S GOING TO COLLEGE. 23 00:01:08,799 --> 00:01:11,499 DAD, K.C.U. STANDS FOR 24 00:01:11,502 --> 00:01:13,742 "KWIKKI CHIKKI UNIVERSITY." 25 00:01:16,747 --> 00:01:19,647 SO NOT AN ACTUAL COLLEGE. 26 00:01:19,650 --> 00:01:21,780 NO NO, IT'S EVER BETTER. 27 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:25,292 IT IS A TWO-DAY MANAGEMENT TRAINING COURSE IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA. 28 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,486 - AH. - AND I GOT A FULL RIDE-- 29 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:30,158 BUS FARE BOTH WAYS. 30 00:01:31,222 --> 00:01:34,172 WELL, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF THOUGHT 31 00:01:34,165 --> 00:01:37,095 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO GO TO A MORE TRADITIONAL SCHOOL, 32 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,097 BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'D PREFER 33 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,729 TO GO TO A TWO-DAY CHICKEN COLLEGE, 34 00:01:42,733 --> 00:01:46,813 THEN YOU KNOW WHAT? 35 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,877 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 36 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:50,409 THANKS, DAD. 37 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,841 AND NOT TO TOOT MY OWN HORN, 38 00:01:52,843 --> 00:01:55,623 BUT THEY ONLY ACCEPT THE TOP 90%. 39 00:01:57,788 --> 00:02:00,618 SO ONLY 10% DON'T GET IN? 40 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,651 I DON'T KNOW. 41 00:02:02,653 --> 00:02:04,763 THEY DIDN'T TELL US THAT PART. 42 00:02:04,755 --> 00:02:08,625 YEP, YOU'RE A K.C.U. MAN ALL RIGHT. 43 00:02:10,261 --> 00:02:13,201 ( rock music playing ) 44 00:02:13,204 --> 00:02:14,814 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 45 00:02:14,805 --> 00:02:16,565 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 46 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:19,437 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 47 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,340 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 48 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,742 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 49 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,753 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 50 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:29,447 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 51 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:32,620 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 52 00:02:32,623 --> 00:02:34,633 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 53 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,325 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 54 00:02:36,327 --> 00:02:39,187 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 55 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:40,830 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 56 00:02:40,831 --> 00:02:42,631 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 57 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:45,573 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 58 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,796 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 59 00:02:47,798 --> 00:02:51,638 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 60 00:02:51,642 --> 00:02:55,582 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 61 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,507 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 62 00:03:08,419 --> 00:03:10,959 OH, COME ON. 63 00:03:10,961 --> 00:03:13,921 HEY, GUYS, WHOSE TURN IS IT TO DO THE DISHES? 64 00:03:13,924 --> 00:03:16,834 THERE'S A REASON WHY WE HAVE THIS CHART. 65 00:03:17,968 --> 00:03:19,968 NEVER MIND. 66 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:21,970 HEY, CHARLIE, YOU WANT TO HELP ME DO THE DISHES? 67 00:03:21,972 --> 00:03:24,712 - YEAH. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE. 68 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,735 THERE YOU GO. 69 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,809 EVERYTHING GOES IN THE DISHWASHER. 70 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,941 YES, GOOD JOB, CHARLIE. 71 00:03:32,943 --> 00:03:34,393 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 72 00:03:34,385 --> 00:03:36,645 I'VE NEVER HAD MY OWN ROOM BEFORE. 73 00:03:36,647 --> 00:03:39,787 SO WHILE P.J.'S GONE, IN THE GARAGE.L OF HIS STUFF 74 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:42,220 ( phone ringing ) 75 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,262 WHERE--? 76 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,727 HELLO. 77 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,728 OH HI, GRANDMA. 78 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,230 YEAH YEAH, I'M GOOD. 79 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,761 LISTEN, I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW, SO COULD--? 80 00:03:53,764 --> 00:03:56,274 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 81 00:03:56,267 --> 00:03:57,707 YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S-- 82 00:03:57,708 --> 00:03:59,838 OH, GABE, YOU WANT TO SAY HI TO GRANDMA? 83 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,970 IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS, NOT MY BIRTHDAY. 84 00:04:01,972 --> 00:04:03,612 NAH. 85 00:04:03,614 --> 00:04:06,324 YOU KNOW, YOU JUST MISSED HIM. 86 00:04:06,317 --> 00:04:09,347 BUT I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, SO-- 87 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:13,780 UH-HUH, YEAH, SO-- UH-HUH. 88 00:04:13,784 --> 00:04:15,394 YEAH, OKAY. 89 00:04:15,386 --> 00:04:17,456 OH, HERE. WHY DON'T YOU SAY HI TO CHARLIE? 90 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:20,628 HERE, TAKE THAT. 91 00:04:22,893 --> 00:04:24,403 - SAY HI. - HI. 92 00:04:24,395 --> 00:04:26,595 HEY, WHO'S CHARLIE ON THE PHONE WITH? 93 00:04:26,597 --> 00:04:29,367 - OH, GRANDMA. - I'M NOT HERE. 94 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:39,879 HEY, I'M P.J. 95 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,350 - GRAVY. - NO, THANKS. 96 00:04:42,353 --> 00:04:44,923 I DON'T THINK WE'RE ALLOWED TO EAT IN CLASS. 97 00:04:44,915 --> 00:04:48,485 OH, NO NO, I'M BILLY GRAVES. MY FRIENDS CALL ME GRAVY. 98 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,559 OH OH, COOL. 99 00:04:50,561 --> 00:04:52,861 SO ARE YOU AS NERVOUS AS I AM? 100 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:54,873 NO. 101 00:04:54,865 --> 00:04:56,295 OH. 102 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,766 MY DAD OWNS THREE FRANCHISES, SO I'M ALL SET. 103 00:04:58,769 --> 00:05:02,869 ALL I'M GONNA DO THIS WEEKEND IS PARTY. 104 00:05:02,873 --> 00:05:05,683 IN FACT I'VE ALREADY SET UP A LITTLE MIXER 105 00:05:05,676 --> 00:05:07,036 WITH THE GIRLS FROM HAMBURGER TECH. 106 00:05:07,037 --> 00:05:09,407 OH, I HEAR THAT'S A GOOD SCHOOL. 107 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,982 GOOD MORNING. 108 00:05:13,984 --> 00:05:14,994 YES? 109 00:05:14,985 --> 00:05:16,615 PROFESSOR GIBLET... 110 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:20,517 IT'S PRONOUNCED "JIB-LAY." WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION? 111 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:21,891 THAT WAS IT. 112 00:05:21,892 --> 00:05:23,892 MOVING RIGHT ALONG. 113 00:05:23,894 --> 00:05:25,904 I WANT EACH OF YOU 114 00:05:25,896 --> 00:05:28,696 TO LOOK AT THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT 115 00:05:28,699 --> 00:05:31,399 AND THEN AT THE ONE TO YOUR LEFT. 116 00:05:31,402 --> 00:05:33,832 ONE OF YOU WILL PASS THIS CLASS 117 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,974 AND BECOME A KWIKKI CHIKKI ASSISTANT MANAGER. 118 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:41,667 THE OTHER WILL ASK THE SADDEST OF ALL QUESTIONS: 119 00:05:41,672 --> 00:05:44,582 WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN? 120 00:05:44,575 --> 00:05:47,375 WILL THIS BE ON THE TEST? 121 00:05:47,378 --> 00:05:48,748 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 122 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,949 P.J. DUNCAN. 123 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:53,750 WELL, MR. DUNCAN, SINCE YOU SEEM SO EAGER TO SPEAK, 124 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:56,864 WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE CLASS THE PARTS OF THE CHICKEN? 125 00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:00,587 OH, OKAY. UM, BREAST, THIGH, WING. 126 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:03,591 I MEANT THE PARTS OF THE CHICKEN WE USE AT KWIKKI CHIKKI. 127 00:06:04,835 --> 00:06:05,995 ANYONE? 128 00:06:05,996 --> 00:06:08,866 NECK, GIZZARD, TONGUE, FEET. 129 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,869 CORRECT. 130 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:14,911 AND OF COURSE WHEN THE SEPARATING MACHINE ACTS UP, 131 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:16,945 THE OCCASIONAL EYEBALL. 132 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,916 OH, HEY DAD. WELCOME TO GABE'S PLACE. 133 00:06:28,919 --> 00:06:31,689 WHAT HAPPENED TO P.J.'S STUFF? 134 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,592 - WHO? - YOUR BROTHER. 135 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:36,934 OH RIGHT. HIS THINGS HAVE BEEN REMOVED. 136 00:06:38,929 --> 00:06:40,869 ACTUALLY IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. 137 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:43,932 I MAY HAVE TO DO THIS WITH MY ROOM. 138 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:45,484 WHERE WOULD MOM GO? 139 00:06:45,476 --> 00:06:46,836 WHO? 140 00:06:46,837 --> 00:06:50,037 WELL, I'M ABOUT TO WATCH A MOVIE, 141 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,040 SO THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 142 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:54,892 WAIT A MINUTE. "CLOSET OF DOOM"? 143 00:06:54,885 --> 00:06:56,885 YEAH, I HEAR IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AWESOME. 144 00:06:56,887 --> 00:07:00,417 GABE, THIS IS ONE OF THE SCARIEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME. 145 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,150 YOU'VE GOT THE CREEPY CLOWN THAT'S JUMPING AROUND THE ROOM. 146 00:07:03,153 --> 00:07:06,063 YOU GET THE KID THAT GETS SUCKED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION 147 00:07:06,056 --> 00:07:07,626 THROUGH A PORTAL IN THE CLOSET. 148 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,598 HELLO. SPOILER ALERT. 149 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,800 I'M JUST SAYING. 150 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:13,062 YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD HANG OUT. 151 00:07:13,063 --> 00:07:14,943 I COULD WATCH IT WITH YOU. 152 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:18,005 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I KIND OF WANTED THE PLACE TO MYSELF TONIGHT. 153 00:07:18,008 --> 00:07:19,608 MAYBE TOMORROW? 154 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:21,840 WAIT A MINUTE. P.J.'S GONNA BE BACK TOMORROW. 155 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:24,622 WELL, WE TRIED. BYE-BYE NOW. 156 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:34,020 WING, WING, HEAD, FOOT. 157 00:07:34,024 --> 00:07:36,164 - HEY P.J. - HEY MAN. 158 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,956 - DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M STUDYING. 159 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,959 STUDYING? COME ON, BRO, IT'S OUR FIRST NIGHT. 160 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,831 I KNOW, BUT WE HAVE FINALS TOMORROW. 161 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:46,204 DUDE, WHEN YOU GET OLDER, 162 00:07:46,196 --> 00:07:48,496 DO YOU WANT TO LOOK BACK AT YOUR TWO DAYS IN COLLEGE 163 00:07:48,499 --> 00:07:50,969 AND SAY, "ALL I DID WAS STUDY"? 164 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,241 I GUESS I COULD TAKE A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK. 165 00:07:53,243 --> 00:07:54,953 - YES. - YEAH. 166 00:07:54,945 --> 00:07:58,005 ( dance music playing ) 167 00:07:58,008 --> 00:08:00,748 PARTY! 168 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:15,004 TEDDY. 169 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,595 YEAH? 170 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,597 HAVE YOU BEEN MISSING YOUR LAPTOP? 171 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:21,129 YES, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR IT. 172 00:08:21,131 --> 00:08:23,231 FOUND IT. 173 00:08:23,233 --> 00:08:26,243 NO. NO NO NO NO. 174 00:08:26,236 --> 00:08:28,276 MAYBE IT'LL BE OKAY. 175 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,211 OR NOT. 176 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,512 PLEASE WORK, PLEASE WORK, PLEASE WORK. 177 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,154 HOW DID IT GET IN THE DISHWASHER ANYWAY? 178 00:08:36,146 --> 00:08:38,686 CHARLIE MUST HAVE PUT IT IN THERE WHILE I WAS TALKING TO GRANDMA. 179 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:41,019 COME ON, BOOT UP. COME ON, BOOT UP. 180 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,191 - COME ON, BOOT UP. - TEDDY, TEDDY, TEDDY, STOP IT, STOP IT. 181 00:08:43,193 --> 00:08:45,203 IT'LL BE OKAY. WE'LL GET YOU A NEW ONE. 182 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:49,025 NO, MOM, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. ALL OF MY VIDEO DIARIES WERE ON HERE. 183 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,759 HONEY, I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN YOUR CAMERA. 184 00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:53,031 NO NO, I PUT THEM ON MY COMPUTER 185 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,773 FOR SAFEKEEPING. 186 00:08:55,766 --> 00:08:59,106 OH, HONEY, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. 187 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:02,269 IT'S TWO YEARS' WORTH OF VIDEO DIARIES JUST DOWN THE DRAIN. 188 00:09:02,272 --> 00:09:04,822 WELL, THROUGH THE RINSE CYCLE ANYWAY. 189 00:09:04,815 --> 00:09:06,075 MM-HMM. 190 00:09:08,178 --> 00:09:10,178 OH, NOW COME ON, COME ON. 191 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,950 YOU'LL MAKE MORE VIDEO DIARIES AND IT'LL ALL BE OKAY. 192 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,793 - NO, FORGET IT. I'M NOT MAKING ANY MORE. - WHY NOT? 193 00:09:15,786 --> 00:09:18,626 IF CHARLIE CAN'T WATCH THEM FROM THE BEGINNING, THEN WHAT'S THE POINT? 194 00:09:18,629 --> 00:09:21,129 NO NO NO, YOU WERE GIVING HER SUCH GREAT ADVICE 195 00:09:21,131 --> 00:09:25,101 ABOUT HOW TO DEAL WITH LIFE AND RELATIONSHIPS AND HER FAMILY. 196 00:09:25,095 --> 00:09:27,095 SHE'S GONNA NEED THAT. 197 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,339 HONEY, I'M ONLY GONNA GET CRAZIER. 198 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,605 NO, SHE'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR HERSELF. 199 00:09:37,608 --> 00:09:40,048 I'M DONE WITH THE VIDEO DIARIES. 200 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,355 IT'S SUCH A SHAME. 201 00:09:47,357 --> 00:09:49,917 SHE WORKED SO HARD ON THOSE. 202 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,190 AND I WAS IN SO MANY OF THEM. 203 00:09:59,129 --> 00:10:00,999 Man on TV: See, Johnny? 204 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,001 The clown doll isn't alive. 205 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,373 Boy on TV: Okay, Dad. 206 00:10:04,374 --> 00:10:06,384 But check the closet one more time. 207 00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:09,076 ( Dad laughs ) Sure, sport. 208 00:10:09,079 --> 00:10:11,909 See? There's nothing to-- arghh-hh! 209 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,942 ( screaming ) 210 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,387 IT'S OKAY, COCOA. IT'S ONLY A MOVIE-- 211 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:22,950 A REALLY SCARY MOVIE. 212 00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:28,155 COME ON, CHARLIE. YOU'RE GONNA SLEEP IN P.J.'S BED TONIGHT. 213 00:10:28,158 --> 00:10:30,198 COME ON. 214 00:10:33,063 --> 00:10:36,043 OKAY. 215 00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:40,209 WHAT'S GOING ON? 216 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:43,910 UM, WELL, 217 00:10:43,914 --> 00:10:45,954 CHARLIE WAS CRYING. 218 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,816 I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 219 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:49,978 WELL, I DID. 220 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:52,650 AND SHE SOUNDED VERY VERY SCARED. 221 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,332 SO I THOUGHT SHE'D FEEL SAFER SLEEPING IN HERE WITH ME. 222 00:10:55,325 --> 00:10:58,025 SO CHARLIE WAS SCARED? 223 00:10:58,028 --> 00:11:02,428 DAD, I KNOW IT'S LATE, BUT TRY TO STAY WITH ME. 224 00:11:02,432 --> 00:11:04,432 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 225 00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:06,874 THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD BIG BROTHER 226 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,267 ALL OF A SUDDEN. 227 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,039 NO PROBLEM. 228 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:14,141 THAT'S HOW WE ROLL HERE AT GABE'S PLACE. 229 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,885 HONEY, WHAT'S TODAY'S DATE? 230 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,957 JANUARY 7th, 2026. 231 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:32,219 LOOK AT ME. I'M STILL WRITING 2025. 232 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,030 CHARLIE DUNCAN, 233 00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:44,702 YOUR CURFEW WAS AN HOUR AGO. 234 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,944 WHATEVER. 235 00:11:46,937 --> 00:11:49,277 DON'T YOU WHATEVER US, YOUNG LADY. AND SPIT THAT GUM OUT. 236 00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:51,239 YOU GOT IT. 237 00:11:51,241 --> 00:11:52,481 ( gasps ) 238 00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:56,052 OH, BY THE WAY, I QUIT SCHOOL TODAY. 239 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:58,786 - YOU WHAT? - AND I'M RUNNING AWAY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. 240 00:11:58,789 --> 00:12:00,019 YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY WITH SNAKE? 241 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,420 AS SOON AS HE GETS OUT OF JAIL. 242 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,052 I DON'T GET IT, CHARLIE. 243 00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:06,234 YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE TEDDY, BUT YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT. 244 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,226 OH, TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY. 245 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,358 I'M SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THAT CLUMP NUGGET. 246 00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:13,101 HEY HEY HEY HEY. 247 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:16,813 DO NOT TALK THAT WAY ABOUT THE GOVERNOR OF COLORADO. 248 00:12:16,807 --> 00:12:19,867 WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT TEDDY? WHAT'S SHE EVER DONE FOR ME? 249 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:23,070 ( air hissing ) 250 00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,143 THAT SOUNDS LIKE TEDDY NOW. 251 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,984 I'M OUT OF HERE. 252 00:12:28,178 --> 00:12:30,048 HI MOM. HI DAD. 253 00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:34,021 SO HOW ARE YOU GUYS? 254 00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:36,034 WELL, NOT SO GOOD. 255 00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:38,226 CHARLIE'S OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN. 256 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,759 I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 257 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,272 IF ONLY I HADN'T GIVEN UP ON THOSE VIDEO DIARIES. 258 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,335 HONEY, YOU CAN'T BLAME YOURSELF. 259 00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:50,167 NO, IT'S TRUE. IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 260 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,440 IT'S ALL MY FAULT. IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 261 00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:55,052 IT'S ALL MY FAULT. IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 262 00:12:56,847 --> 00:12:58,977 NO, I CAN'T DO THAT TO CHARLIE. 263 00:13:00,951 --> 00:13:04,111 GOVERNOR OF COLORADO-- NOT BAD. 264 00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:11,218 - ALL RIGHT, DUDE, ARE YOU READY? - YEAH, SAUCE ME. 265 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,173 MM MM MM! 266 00:13:15,165 --> 00:13:16,825 MAN, THAT'S GOOD HOT SAUCE. 267 00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:19,067 DUDE, MY MOUTH'S ON FIRE. 268 00:13:21,271 --> 00:13:24,331 ALL RIGHT, DUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOTTA GET BACK TO STUDYING. 269 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,336 DUDE, THE GIRLS FROM HAMBURGER TECH JUST GOT HERE. 270 00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:31,438 P.J., THIS IS PATTY, PATTY AND PATTY. 271 00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:34,281 WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PARTY AND PARTY. 272 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,950 WHAT DID YOU GET ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR? 273 00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:44,823 MOM, I HAD A TERRIBLE DREAM. 274 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,134 IT WAS 15 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE AND YOU AND DAD WERE THERE. 275 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,057 HOW DID I LOOK? 276 00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:52,099 REALLY GOOD. 277 00:13:52,102 --> 00:13:53,602 I'M LISTENING. 278 00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:57,043 SO CHARLIE HAD PINK HAIR AND THIS BOYFRIEND NAMED SNAKE. 279 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,107 OKAY OKAY OKAY, HOLD ON. 280 00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:01,609 HOW GOOD DID I LOOK? 281 00:14:01,611 --> 00:14:03,341 FABULOUS. ANYWAY, 282 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,023 I KNOW HOW WE CAN SAVE THE VIDEO DIARIES. 283 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:07,546 WE'RE GONNA RECREATE THEM. 284 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,247 TONIGHT? 285 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,549 YES. 286 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,120 I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP UNTIL WE GET THEM ALL DONE. 287 00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:15,163 COME ON, LET'S GET GOING. 288 00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:18,926 Hi Charlie. It's your big sister Teddy here. 289 00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:21,229 And I'm making this video diary to help you survive 290 00:14:21,231 --> 00:14:23,231 our special family. 291 00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:26,143 Okay, perfect. One down, 49 to go. 292 00:14:26,136 --> 00:14:28,166 Honey, you didn't say "Good luck, Charlie." 293 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,398 Grr! 294 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,200 So then Gabe's friend Jake said to Mom, 295 00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:36,213 "You can't do the hoops. You're too old." 296 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,376 So Mom said... 297 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,548 In your face, Jake! 298 00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:48,085 Make sure to have your playdates at your friend's house. 299 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,118 Good luck, Charlie. 300 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,061 And if you ever drop your binky in a vase, 301 00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:56,674 wish me good luck, Charlie. 302 00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:58,166 That one seems kind of lame. 303 00:14:58,168 --> 00:15:00,198 Yeah, well, it happened. 304 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,042 Well, Charlie, your first trip to the pet store 305 00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:07,035 didn't go so well. When we weren't looking, 306 00:15:07,037 --> 00:15:10,177 you put a little something in Mom's purse-- a bunny. 307 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,294 Okay, wait, stop. This isn't working. 308 00:15:16,286 --> 00:15:18,686 That's so obviously with bunny ears.t 309 00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:22,418 It's 2:00 in the morning. the all-night bunny store? 310 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,962 I really don't appreciate your attitude. 311 00:15:24,955 --> 00:15:26,325 Hey, don't snap at me. I'm the one 312 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,496 who jumped the fence and nabbed the cat. 313 00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:30,358 All right, forget it. Let's just get him back 314 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,530 - before Mrs. Dabney notices. -( pounding on door ) 315 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,702 Get the lights. Get the lights. 316 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,275 IT'S JUST A MOVIE. IT'S JUST A MOVIE. 317 00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:53,982 OH! OH! 318 00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:57,985 CHARLIE, GO BACK TO BED. 319 00:15:57,988 --> 00:16:02,158 AND TAKE THAT EVIL CLOWN DOLL WITH YOU. 320 00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:08,236 ( thump ) 321 00:16:09,339 --> 00:16:11,369 CHARLIE, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 322 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,441 ( thump ) 323 00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:14,442 THERE IT IS AGAIN. 324 00:16:14,444 --> 00:16:17,354 CHARLIE, WAKE UP. 325 00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:20,209 ( screams ) 326 00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:22,050 ( screaming ) 327 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,993 HEY HEY HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 328 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,355 THEY GOT CHARLIE! SHE'S BEEN SUCKED INTO THE PORTAL! 329 00:16:29,359 --> 00:16:32,719 - WHAT? - SHE'S IN THE CLOSET OF DOOM! 330 00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:35,332 NO, DAD, THEY'LL GET YOU TOO. DON'T. 331 00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:37,526 ( screams ) 332 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,571 OH. 333 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:50,436 ALL RIGHT, MY LITTLE MONSTER. 334 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,080 YOU KNOW WHAT? 335 00:16:52,082 --> 00:16:55,422 I THINK I'M GONNA PUT YOU BACK IN YOUR OWN BED. 336 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,345 WHAT? YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME IN HERE ALONE. 337 00:16:57,347 --> 00:17:00,547 WOULD YOU RATHER SLEEP AT BOB AND AMY'S PLACE? 338 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:03,050 COULD I? 339 00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:05,663 ALL RIGHT. 340 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,500 ARE YOU COMING? 341 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,439 MY TWO LITTLE BABIES. 342 00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:32,079 AND TIME. 343 00:17:32,082 --> 00:17:35,362 PENCILS DOWN. PASS YOUR PAPERS FORWARD. 344 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,655 KWIKKI CHIKKI, KWIKKI CHIKKI. 345 00:17:39,829 --> 00:17:44,059 I WILL NOW GRADE YOUR FINAL EXAMINATIONS. 346 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,073 DONE. 347 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,595 YOU'VE ALL PASSED. 348 00:17:47,597 --> 00:17:49,637 YES! 349 00:17:49,639 --> 00:17:53,339 QUIET. IT'S NOT THAT BIG AN ACCOMPLISHMENT. 350 00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:57,183 ALL RIGHT, GRADUATION CEREMONY. 351 00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:01,447 ( march plays ) 352 00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:03,451 HA HA. 353 00:18:03,453 --> 00:18:06,123 IT IS NOW MY HONOR 354 00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:09,486 TO PRESENT OUR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER, 355 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:13,259 THE MANAGER OF FRANCHISE #268, 356 00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:15,773 FRED. 357 00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:23,200 IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT 20 YEARS AGO 358 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,443 I SAT RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE NOW. 359 00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:27,635 I TOO WAS A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT 360 00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:29,777 ABOUT TO ENTER THE EXCITING WORLD 361 00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:32,379 OF KWIKKI CHIKKI ASSISTANT MANAGEMENT. 362 00:18:32,382 --> 00:18:33,682 WOW. 363 00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:37,453 THIS CAREER HAS PROVIDED ME WITH SO MANY THINGS, 364 00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:41,447 LIKE A ROOM OVER MY PARENTS' GARAGE 365 00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:45,301 AND THE USE OF THE CAR THREE DAYS A WEEK. 366 00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:49,525 DO I REGRET NOT HAVING A WIFE 367 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,799 OR KIDS OR EVEN A PET? 368 00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:53,861 NOT FOR A MOMENT. 369 00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:55,873 AND NEITHER WILL YOU, 370 00:18:55,865 --> 00:18:58,505 AFTER YOU GO TO WORK FOR KWIKKI CHIKKI 371 00:18:58,508 --> 00:19:00,508 AND STAY THERE 372 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,670 FOREVER AND EVER. 373 00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:05,522 NO! 374 00:19:05,515 --> 00:19:07,215 NO. 375 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,779 THERE GOES P.J. DUNCAN. 376 00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:15,561 HE WAS STUPID. HE WAS LAZY. 377 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,555 BUT HE'S STILL THE BEST STUDENT 378 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,457 THIS UNIVERSITY EVER HAD. 379 00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:27,395 HEY. 380 00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:30,569 WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR MOTHER? 381 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,270 I JUST FOUND HER ASLEEP ON THE TOILET. 382 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,283 OH, WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT 383 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,545 REMAKING CHARLIE'S VIDEO DIARIES 384 00:19:37,547 --> 00:19:39,947 WHEN WE WEREN'T HIDING IN THE DARK FROM MRS. DABNEY. 385 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,611 HEY EVERYBODY. 386 00:19:42,612 --> 00:19:44,782 HEY, HOW IS IT GOING, COLLEGE BOY? 387 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,764 WELL, I DID IT. I GRADUATED. 388 00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:49,916 CONGRATULATIONS. THE FUTURE'S ALL SET, HUH? 389 00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,619 NO. NO, IT'S NOT. 390 00:19:52,622 --> 00:19:54,622 WHAT? 391 00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:56,634 DAD, I THINK-- 392 00:19:56,626 --> 00:19:58,626 I THINK I WANT SOMETHING MORE THAN KWIKKI CHIKKI. 393 00:19:58,628 --> 00:20:01,628 I THINK I WANT TO GO TO A REAL COLLEGE. 394 00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:04,731 OKAY, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 395 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:06,944 HEY, LOOK, WHATEVER YOU DECIDE-- 396 00:20:06,936 --> 00:20:08,636 FINE WITH ME. 397 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,524 OH, TEDDY. 398 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,517 TEDDY, I ALMOST FORGOT. 399 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,419 I TOOK YOUR LAPTOP BY MISTAKE. 400 00:20:23,593 --> 00:20:25,363 YOU WHAT NOW? 401 00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:27,525 SORRY, IT WAS A MISTAKE. THEY JUST LOOK ALIKE. 402 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:30,527 THAT MEANS MY VIDEO DIARIES ARE OKAY. THEY'RE NOT RUINED. 403 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,530 RUINED? 404 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,732 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAPTOP? 405 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,744 ( laughs ) 406 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,736 A CUTE STORY. 407 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,638 UM, WELL, NOW IT'S CUTE. 408 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,471 OH, P.J.! 409 00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:46,854 - YOU'RE BACK! - WHOA. YEAH. 410 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,546 OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE DON'T EVER LEAVE HOME AGAIN. 411 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,879 OKAY, I WON'T. 412 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,580 HEY, WHY IS ALL MY STUFF IN THE GARAGE? 413 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,593 OH. ( chuckles ) 414 00:20:55,585 --> 00:20:58,985 UM, A CUTE STORY. UM... 415 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,792 ( yawns ) 416 00:21:04,794 --> 00:21:06,804 Hey Charlie. 417 00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:10,336 So I'm finally getting the chance 418 00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:12,340 to do your 50th video diary. 419 00:21:12,342 --> 00:21:14,342 And I want to make it-- 420 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:16,354 I want to-- 421 00:21:16,346 --> 00:21:18,646 I want to make it really special. 422 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,010 Teddy, Teddy. 423 00:21:23,012 --> 00:21:25,052 Good luck, Charlie. 424 00:21:38,928 --> 00:21:42,068 HEY, GABE, GABE, WHAT IS THAT? 425 00:21:42,071 --> 00:21:44,801 OH, THAT'S JUST CHARLIE. 426 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,784 SHE'S MESSING AROUND, TRYING TO SCARE US. 427 00:21:46,776 --> 00:21:48,806 THAT LITTLE SCAMP. 428 00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:55,852 ( panting ) 429 00:21:55,845 --> 00:21:58,785 I-- I-- I DON'T THINK THAT'S CHARLIE. 430 00:21:58,788 --> 00:22:01,318 LET ME SEE. 431 00:22:07,056 --> 00:22:09,456 ( screaming ) 432 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:14,430 WHOA WHOA WHOA, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 433 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,814 DAD, IN THE CLOSET-- SOMETHING HORRIBLE. 434 00:22:16,806 --> 00:22:18,466 IT'S A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. 435 00:22:18,468 --> 00:22:21,808 OH, GIVE ME A BREAK. 436 00:22:21,811 --> 00:22:24,471 Both: DAD, DAD, DAD. 437 00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:26,854 ( screaming ) 438 00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:29,718 DAD! DAD! 439 00:22:29,719 --> 00:22:33,379 HEY, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AT GABE'S PLACE. 30523

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