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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,300 ( theme music plays ) 2 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:08,573 - ( laughter ) - OKAY, IT'S ALL SET. 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,130 CHARLIE, TEDDY AND I ARE GOING TO CHICAGO THIS WEEKEND 4 00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:13,767 - TO VISIT GREAT AUNT NELL. - WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT AUNT NELL? 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,070 CALLING A RELATIVE GREAT JUST MEANS THEY'RE REALLY OLD. 6 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,170 RIGHT, GREAT DAD? 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,570 WELL, I GUESS I DESERVE THAT 8 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,570 FOR QUIETLY SITTING HERE EATING MY OATMEAL. 9 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,030 YOU GUYS, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 10 00:00:28,067 --> 00:00:30,027 SHE'S NOT GREAT BECAUSE SHE'S OLD, 11 00:00:30,067 --> 00:00:31,597 SHE'S GREAT BECAUSE SHE'S RICH. 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,030 AND IF WE KISS UP TO HER, SHE'LL PUT US IN THE WILL. 13 00:00:36,067 --> 00:00:39,197 MOM, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I HAVE TO GO AND THE GUYS DON'T. 14 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:43,003 BECAUSE, HONEY, THERE'S A LOT OF CASH ON THE LINE SO I'M GOING WITH THE "A" TEAM. 15 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:47,030 HA HA, YOU MADE THE "A" TEAM! 16 00:00:47,067 --> 00:00:49,797 AND WHILE WE'RE GONE, I WANT YOU GUYS TO CLEAN OUT THE ATTIC. 17 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:53,203 OH, TAKE THAT, "B" TEAM! "A" TEAM RULES. 18 00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:54,603 HEY! 19 00:00:56,167 --> 00:00:59,127 YEAH WELL, YOU ONLY GET TO GO TO CHICAGO! 20 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:01,127 WE GET TO GO TO THE ATTIC. 21 00:01:01,167 --> 00:01:04,027 - THAT'S NOT BETTER. - I KNOW, "B" TEAM STINKS. 22 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:06,167 LISTEN UP, "B" TEAMERS, I'VE GOT SOMETHING 23 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,170 VERY IMPORTANT TO DO WHILE THE GIRLS ARE GONE, 24 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,030 SO YOU TWO ARE GONNA CLEAN OUT THE ATTIC BY YOURSELVES. 25 00:01:11,067 --> 00:01:13,167 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THAT JUNK? 26 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,070 WE COULD HAVE A YARD SALE, MAKE SOME MONEY OFF IT. 27 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:18,200 NO, THAT'S STUPID. 28 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:23,027 WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA. 29 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:25,167 P.J., I THINK THAT'S THE FIRST GOOD IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD! 30 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,100 WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT. HE HAD THE... 31 00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:30,173 DIDN'T YOU DO THE-- 32 00:01:32,233 --> 00:01:35,003 WOW, CONGRATULATIONS. WELL DONE. 33 00:01:37,233 --> 00:01:39,033 ( rock music playing ) 34 00:01:39,067 --> 00:01:40,567 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 35 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,100 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD JOKES * 36 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,773 * "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" * 37 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,770 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 38 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,570 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 39 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,100 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 40 00:01:51,133 --> 00:01:54,573 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 41 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:58,100 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 42 00:01:58,133 --> 00:02:00,133 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 43 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:02,027 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 44 00:02:02,067 --> 00:02:04,767 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 45 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,570 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 46 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,170 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 47 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,070 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 48 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,170 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 49 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:17,100 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 50 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:20,603 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 51 00:02:22,067 --> 00:02:24,597 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 52 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:39,073 WHOO, I CAN'T BELIEVE I SLEPT THE ENTIRE FLIGHT. 53 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:41,030 YEAH, YOU MISSED CHARLIE'S 54 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:43,567 TWO-HOUR RENDITION OF "TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR." 55 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:47,030 - OHHH, SING IT AGAIN, CHARLIE. - All: NO! 56 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:51,427 OH LOOK. 57 00:02:51,467 --> 00:02:53,797 AUNT NELL SENT A CAR FOR US. ISN'T THAT SWEET? 58 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:55,433 THAT'S NOT SWEET! 59 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:58,067 THAT OLD BAT'S WASTING MONEY THAT COULD BE OURS SOMEDAY. 60 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:01,800 YOU HEAR THAT, CHARLIE? 61 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,603 CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE? 62 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,070 - ( TV playing ) - HEY, DAD-- 63 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,470 NO NO! NOT NOW. 64 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,800 - WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? - DON'T-- AW, MAN. 65 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:20,503 - ( TV turns off ) - ONLY THE GREATEST SHOW 66 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,003 IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION: "HIGGINS & ZORK." 67 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:29,033 FRANK HIGGINS, HARDBOILED HUMAN DETECTIVE 68 00:03:29,067 --> 00:03:32,467 AND HIS TRIGGER-HAPPY ALIEN PARTNER ZORK! 69 00:03:33,567 --> 00:03:36,427 TOGETHER THE TWO OF THEM GO THROUGH SPACE 70 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:39,497 AND THEY FIGHT INTERGALACTIC CRIME. 71 00:03:39,533 --> 00:03:41,533 THIS IS THE IMPORTANT THING 72 00:03:41,567 --> 00:03:43,067 YOU HAD TO DO WHILE MOM WAS GONE? 73 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:45,530 YES. 74 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:48,027 LOOK, WHEN YOUR MOM AND I FIRST GOT MARRIED, 75 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:51,027 SHE THOUGHT I SPENT A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME WATCHING THE SHOW 76 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:53,497 AND GOING TO CONVENTIONS 77 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,573 AND BUYING REALLY COOL COSTUMES! 78 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,800 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A PROBLEM. 79 00:03:57,833 --> 00:04:00,473 WHOA! CAN'T HAVE THESE TWO TOGETHER. 80 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,570 THAT IS BAD BLOOD. 81 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:06,433 YEAH, YOU GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 82 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:09,067 ( sighs ) LOOK, I'VE ONLY GOT 72 HOURS 83 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:11,570 TO WATCH ALL 64 EPISODES, SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT? 84 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,530 AND TELL ME IN 30 SECONDS OR LESS. 85 00:04:13,567 --> 00:04:16,427 UH, OKAY, UM, THE THING THAT WE WANT IS... 86 00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:19,427 - 24 SECONDS. - TAKE IT, GABE. 87 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:22,497 WE WANT TO PUT PRICES ON ALL THE YARD-SALE STUFF. 88 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:25,033 - DO WE HAVE A PRICING GUN? - NO. 89 00:04:26,067 --> 00:04:28,427 BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE A REALLY COOL GUN, 90 00:04:28,467 --> 00:04:30,067 CHECK OUT ZORK'S. 91 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,770 Man: No, Zork, stop. 92 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,800 - ( giggles ) - Keep your cool, man. 93 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:37,033 Neptune is a by-the-book planet. 94 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:40,497 THIS IS SO GOOD. 95 00:04:48,067 --> 00:04:50,567 WHOA, WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 96 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,530 WHY WOULD THE DRIVER TAKE US TO A... 97 00:04:53,567 --> 00:04:56,567 - A TV STUDIO? - I HAVE NO IDEA. 98 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,430 BUT IF AUNT NELL'S ON A SPENDING SPREE, WE'VE GOTTA NIP THIS IN THE BUD. 99 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,427 WELCOME TO "SHAKE IT UP, CHICAGO." 100 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:05,527 I'M GARY WILDE AND YOU MUST BE THE FABULOUS DUNCAN SISTERS. 101 00:05:05,567 --> 00:05:07,427 - OH. - THE WHAT NOW? 102 00:05:07,467 --> 00:05:09,567 THE DUNCAN SISTERS. YOU'RE PERFORMING ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 103 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,570 ( laughs ) 104 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,530 THAT'S FUNNY. YOU THINK THAT WE'RE-- 105 00:05:13,567 --> 00:05:15,097 --FABULOUS. HE JUST SAID SO. 106 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,530 MY SISTER AND I ARE 107 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,527 SO EXCITED ABOUT PERFORMING ON YOUR SHOW. 108 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:20,627 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 109 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:24,067 I'M THANKING THIS WONDERFUL MAN FOR PUTTING US ON TV. 110 00:05:26,467 --> 00:05:28,767 - AND WHO'S THIS LITTLE CREATURE? - OH, THIS IS CHARLIE. 111 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,500 SHE'S, UM... 112 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:34,533 THE YOUNGEST DUNCAN SISTER. 113 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,597 HI, GARY WILDE. HOW YOU DOING? 114 00:05:38,567 --> 00:05:41,027 A LITTLE ON THE RUDE SIDE, BUT OKAY. 115 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:43,527 ANYWAY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU GUYS DO YOUR THING TONIGHT. 116 00:05:43,567 --> 00:05:46,067 ABOUT THAT, GAR, WHAT IS IT 117 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:49,030 YOU CAN'T WAIT TO SEE US DO 118 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:49,967 EXACTLY? 119 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,470 MY STAFF TELLS ME YOUR DANCING IS AMAZING. 120 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:55,470 - DANCING? - WE'RE DANCERS. 121 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,000 WE KNEW THAT. 122 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,430 OKAY. 123 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:01,797 IS THERE SOMEPLACE I COULD HAVE A WORD IN PRIVATE 124 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:04,073 WITH MY, UM-- 125 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,100 - SISTER? - SURE. 126 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:10,573 SHOW THE DUNCANS TO THEIR DRESSING ROOMS AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM. 127 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,470 THEY ARE THE STARS OF OUR SHOW. 128 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:17,597 DID YOU HEAR THAT? I'M A STAR. 129 00:06:26,533 --> 00:06:29,473 ( knocks ) 130 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,570 OH, HI, MRS. DABNEY. 131 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,770 I'M HERE FOR THE YARD SALE. 132 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,570 UH, IT'S NOT TILL TOMORROW. 133 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,530 I KNOW. I LIKE TO GET A FIRST SHOT AT THE GOOD STUFF. 134 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,030 NOT THAT I EXPECT YOU PEOPLE TO HAVE GOOD STUFF. 135 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,570 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 136 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,500 ANYTHING CAT-RELATED. 137 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:50,433 CAT BOOKS, CAT CLOCKS, CAT PICTURES, 138 00:06:50,467 --> 00:06:52,527 - CAT CLOTHES-- - YEAH YEAH, WE GOT IT. 139 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,800 OH! LUCKY FOR YOU WE HAVE 140 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:58,433 THIS GENUINE WOODEN CAT BOWL. 141 00:06:58,467 --> 00:07:01,027 WHAT MAKES THAT A CAT BOWL? 142 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:04,067 A CAT COULD DRINK OUT OF IT. 143 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,567 OR DO HIS BUSINESS IN IT. 144 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,530 I KNEW I WAS WASTING MY TIME. 145 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:12,527 WAIT WAIT WAIT, 146 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,567 I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING. 147 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,500 BE RIGHT BACK. 148 00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:21,767 SO HOW YOU BEEN? 149 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,470 DO YOU REALLY CARE? 150 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:27,497 JUST TRYING TO GET THROUGH AN AWKWARD MOMENT. 151 00:07:29,467 --> 00:07:32,567 HERE WE ARE. A KITTY CAT COOKIE JAR. 152 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:36,067 I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS. 153 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,430 - HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR IT? - MAKE US AN OFFER. 154 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:40,427 - YOU FIRST. - YOU FIRST. 155 00:07:40,467 --> 00:07:44,027 OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, JUST SAY YOUR AMOUNTS AT THE SAME TIME. 156 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:46,567 - ONE, TWO, THREE. - $50. 157 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,430 10¢. 158 00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:51,797 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 159 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:53,503 TRY AGAIN. THIS TIME, GUYS, 160 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:55,033 TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE REALISTIC. 161 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:57,027 ONE, TWO, THREE. 162 00:07:57,067 --> 00:07:59,797 - $49. - 11¢. 163 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:02,473 THIS COULD TAKE AWHILE. 164 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:11,030 WELL, IT'S NOT AS BIG AS WE'RE USED TO, 165 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,567 BUT IT'LL DO. 166 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,570 - SISTERS? - THE DUNCAN SISTERS. 167 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,570 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? 168 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,570 TEDDY, THIS IS MY CHANCE TO BE ON TV. 169 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,430 MOM, THIS IS NUTS. WE CAN'T DO THIS. 170 00:08:26,467 --> 00:08:29,427 WE HAVE TO! YOU KNOW HOW I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON TV. 171 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,427 REMEMBER WHEN I TRIED OUT FOR THAT CABLE SHOW, "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN YODEL"? 172 00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:34,467 MM-HMM. AND THEY DECIDED YOU COULDN'T. 173 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:37,800 LOOK, THE POINT IS I REALLY WANT TO DO THIS. 174 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,573 IT'S MY DREAM. 175 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:43,067 I MEAN, THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM. 176 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,570 WE DON'T KNOW ANY DANCE ROUTINES. 177 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,470 SO? WE'LL FIND SOMEONE TO HELP US. 178 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,530 - YEAH? LIKE WHO? - ( knocks ) 179 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:52,467 - COME IN. - HEY, HI! 180 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,573 I'M ROCKY AND THIS IS CECE 181 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,800 AND WE LIKE TO COME BY AND WELCOME OUR GUEST STARS. 182 00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:01,033 YEAH, AND MAKE SURE YOUR GIFT BASKETS HAVE ARRIVED SAFELY. 183 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:03,027 OOOH, BROWNIES. 184 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:07,797 SO YOU GUYS ARE THE DUNCAN-- S-SISTERS? 185 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,433 THAT'S RIGHT, WE ARE. 186 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,567 AND BEFORE YOU ASK, NO, WE'RE NOT TWINS. 187 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,567 SHE WASN'T GONNA ASK THAT. 188 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,800 AND THIS IS CHARLIE, OUR BABY SISTER. 189 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:23,473 AW, CECE, LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS. 190 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:27,430 OUR MOTHER BELIEVES YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO ABSORB THE MAGIC. 191 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,467 OH, MOM'S KIND OF A NUT LOG. 192 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,800 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN JEALOUS OF OUR MOM. 193 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:36,503 RIGHT, WE SHOULD GET GOING. WE'RE DANCERS ON THE SHOW 194 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:38,573 SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST LET US KNOW. 195 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,430 YOU'RE DANCERS? ACTUALLY-- 196 00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:43,567 UH, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU COULD DO FOR US. 197 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,530 REALLY? WOW. 198 00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:49,467 NO ONE'S ACTUALLY EVER TAKEN US UP ON OUR OFFER BEFORE. 199 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:53,597 YEAH, HAVEN'T YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF AN EMPTY GESTURE? 200 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,070 HANG ON ONE SECOND. 201 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,800 DAD, YOUR PIZZA'S HERE! 202 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,533 ( screams ) 203 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:08,497 H-H-H-HANG ON. I'VE GOTTA GET SOME MONEY. 204 00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:14,567 - WHERE'S THE KITTY CAT COOKIE JAR? - WE SOLD IT TO MRS. DABNEY. 205 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,530 - WHAT?! - YEAH, TOOK AN HOUR AND A HALF, 206 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:20,027 WE MADE 10 BUCKS. 207 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:23,427 GUYS, THAT COOKIE JAR IS WHERE WE KEEP OUR RAINY-DAY MONEY. 208 00:10:23,467 --> 00:10:25,067 THERE'S $500 IN THAT! 209 00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:29,597 WOW, SHE GOT A REALLY GOOD DEAL. 210 00:10:31,067 --> 00:10:34,027 - GO GET IT BACK! - HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? 211 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,427 YOU KNOW WHAT? NOT MY PROBLEM. 212 00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,497 RIGHT NOW I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A TWO-PARTER 213 00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:41,533 WHERE HIGGINS AND ZORK GO BACK IN TIME TO SAVE POCAHONTAS. 214 00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:43,067 THANK YOU. 215 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,070 DUDE, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THE COOKIE JAR BACK? 216 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,570 I WAS SORTA HOPING YOU'D HAVE ANOTHER GOOD IDEA. 217 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,030 OKAY. 218 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:56,073 OKAY, I GOT IT. ALL RIGHT. 219 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:58,030 SO FIRST WE FIND A TALKING CAT-- 220 00:10:58,067 --> 00:11:01,067 AND THE WELL'S RUN DRY. 221 00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:08,797 SO I WAS THINKING YOU GIRLS COULD GIVE US SOME INPUT 222 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,073 - ON OUR DANCE ROUTINE. - OKAY, SURE. 223 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,500 - JUST SHOW US SOME OF YOUR MOVES. - YEAH, SIS, 224 00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:15,533 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT. 225 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,797 WELL, I WOULD LOVE TO, 226 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:20,433 BUT WITH CHARLIE ACTING UP LIKE THIS, 227 00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:22,427 YEAH, JUST... 228 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:25,067 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHOW US SOME OF YOUR DANCE MOVES, 229 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,770 THAT WAY WE CAN FIT INTO YOUR SHOW'S STYLE. 230 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,030 I DON'T WANT TO COME IN HERE AND SHAKE IT UP. 231 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:33,067 HA HA. GOOD THING YOU'RE BETTER DANCERS THAN COMEDIANS. 232 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,070 I WOULDN'T BE TOO SURE ABOUT THAT. 233 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:41,070 WELL, MOST OF THE NUMBERS WE DO ON "SHAKE IT UP, CHICAGO" ARE HIP HOP. 234 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,530 YOU KNOW, STUFF LIKE THIS. READY? 235 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,497 ( vocalizing ) 236 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,467 - HEY. - WHAT? 237 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:57,027 OF COURSE WE KNOW THAT STUFF. 238 00:11:57,067 --> 00:12:00,027 BUT COULD YOU SHOW US ONE MORE TIME? 239 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,027 WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY? 240 00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,567 HEY HEY, GUYS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 241 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,770 SORRY, BUT HE WANTED TO COME BY AND MEET THE DUNCAN SISTERS. 242 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,770 YEAH, I WANT THEIR AUTOGRAPHS. 243 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,770 OKAY, SO ASK THEM. THEY'RE RIGHT HERE. 244 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,470 WHERE? BEHIND THESE GUYS? 245 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,027 UM, THESE ARE THE DUNCAN SISTERS. 246 00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:19,467 I DON'T THINK SO. 247 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:22,030 BUT FOR THE RECORD, YOU ARE DELICIOUS. 248 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:27,530 ( sighs ) OH, THIS TRIP JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. 249 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,797 UH, FLYNN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 250 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,503 - OF COURSE THESE ARE THE DUNCANS. - LOOK, 251 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:36,073 I'VE GOT PEOPLE WILLING TO PAY BIG MONEY FOR SIGNED PICTURES OF THE DUNCAN SISTERS. 252 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,430 AND THEY AIN'T THEM. 253 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,567 THESE ARE. 254 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:47,027 - I CAN EXPLAIN THAT. - OH, COME ON! 255 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,567 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA JUST-- 256 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,500 ACTUALLY I'D KINDA LIKE TO HEAR THIS MYSELF. 257 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,100 ...AND WHEN WE SAW HOW DIFFERENT WE LOOKED IN THE PICTURES, 258 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:09,073 WE SAID, "MR. PHOTOGRAPHER, YOU ARE FIRED 259 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,200 BECAUSE YOU DID NOT DO A GOOD JOB AT ALL!" 260 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,100 OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH DANCING. EVERYBODY, TAKE FIVE. 261 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,300 OKAY, UM, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING ABOUT MY SISTER. 262 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:26,073 FIRST, SHE'S MY MOTHER. 263 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:29,230 SECOND, SHE'S ALWAYS HAD THIS DREAM OF BEING ON TV 264 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,327 AND IT MAKES HER DO SOME CRAZY THINGS SOMETIMES. 265 00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:35,127 I'M SO SORRY. WE'LL JUST GRAB OUR STUFF AND GO. 266 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,097 - I'D BETTER GO WITH YOU. - WHY? 267 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,273 FOR PROTECTION. 268 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:43,270 A BABE LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T BE WALKING AROUND WITHOUT SOME MUSCLE. 269 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,300 FORGET IT, LITTLE DUDE. YOU GOT NO SHOT. 270 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,373 YEAH, LIKE THAT'S GONNA STOP HIM. 271 00:13:56,333 --> 00:14:00,103 CECE, HER MOM HAS THE SAME DREAM WE HAD. 272 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,333 I MEAN MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP HER. 273 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:06,097 - WHAT'S IN IT FOR US? - WELL, NOTHING. 274 00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,173 IT'S JUST A NICE THING TO DO. 275 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,300 OH! AND THEN AFTER 276 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,203 THEY GIVE US MONEY! 277 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:18,173 NO, CECE, WE JUST DO IT OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF OUR HEARTS. 278 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,370 OKAY, NOW I'M JUST LOST. 279 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:25,073 - LOOK, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY CAN DANCE. - HOW BAD COULD THEY BE? 280 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,130 ( vocalizing gibberish ) 281 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:39,303 COME HERE. 282 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:42,303 - Amy: A FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. - WAIT A MINUTE. 283 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:45,273 THE DUNCANS MAY NOT BE GREAT DANCERS, 284 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,370 BUT THEY DO HAVE ONE THING GOING FOR THEM. 285 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,170 THAT PEOPLE WILL FEEL SORRY FOR THEM. 286 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,127 OKAY, TWO THINGS. 287 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:56,127 - WHOO! - AND BIG FINISH, GIRLS. 288 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,303 SO WHERE'S THIS VALUABLE PIECE OF ART 289 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,303 YOU WANT TO TRADE ME FOR THE COOKIE JAR? 290 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:08,373 HERE WE ARE. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS. 291 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,300 - IT'S AN ORIGINAL. - NO KIDDING. 292 00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:19,133 IT WAS OBVIOUSLY DRAWN BY A TWO-YEAR-OLD. 293 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:22,067 HEY, I'M 17! 294 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,170 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME COME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE FOR THIS! 295 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,130 - WAIT. - WAIT, LOOK, 296 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,127 WE JUST WANT OUR COOKIE JAR BACK. 297 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,297 IT HAS DEEP SENTIMENTAL VALUE TO US. 298 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,273 TOO BAD. 299 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,230 NOW IT HAS DEEP SENTIMENTAL VALUE TO ME. 300 00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:40,297 YOU MUST HAVE HAD QUITE A MORNING WITH IT. 301 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:44,133 DID YOU FIND ANYTHING, PERHAPS, INSIDE THE JAR? 302 00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:48,327 NO, BUT I FOUND $500 TAPED TO THE LID. 303 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:52,367 THAT WAS A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 304 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,070 AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GOOD PERSON 305 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,300 AND GIVE IT BACK, RIGHT? 306 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,103 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME. 307 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:07,070 PLEASE. IF WE DON'T GET IT BACK, WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 308 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:10,370 WELL, I'M NOT JUST GONNA GIVE YOU THE COOKIE JAR BACK. 309 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,330 - I WANT SOMETHING IN RETURN. - LIKE WHAT? 310 00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:15,367 HMM, LET'S SEE. 311 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,400 HOW ABOUT DINNER AND A SHOW? 312 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,233 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WELL, I MEAN 313 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:25,127 I WANT YOU TO COOK ME A FANCY DINNER 314 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,167 AND DAZZLE ME WITH AN ENTERTAINING SHOW. 315 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,200 MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE? 316 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:34,327 YOU COULD GIVE ME A NICE LONG FOOT MASSAGE. 317 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,373 DINNER AND A SHOW IT IS. 318 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,397 ALL RIGHT, COME ON OUT, YOU GUYS. 319 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,303 WOW, YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT. 320 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:55,203 YOU HAVE EVERYTHING BUT GLITTER IN YOUR HAIR. 321 00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:56,373 WANT TO BUY SOME? 322 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,300 YOU GUYS, THIS IS SO EXCITING! 323 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:02,303 I THINK THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA PULL THIS OFF. 324 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:06,233 OR NOT. GUYS, IT'S THE REAL DUNCAN SISTERS. 325 00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:09,067 - OH NO. - OH YES! 326 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,100 TIME TO MAKE SOME MONEY! 327 00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:15,203 I WAS SO CLOSE TO HAVING MY DREAMS COME TRUE. 328 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:18,133 OH, EVERYTHING YOU WORKED FOR OVER THE LAST HALF HOUR 329 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,267 IS GONE. 330 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:23,133 WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM. 331 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,267 RELAX, LADIES, DEUCE HAS IT ALL UNDER CONTROL. 332 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:31,173 SO WHEN HE SAYS HE HAS IT ALL UNDER CONTROL, 333 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,100 SHOULD WE BE RELIEVED OR WORRIED? 334 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,403 Both: YES! 335 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:42,267 OVER HERE, AND THIS IS YOUR DRESSING ROOM. 336 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:46,130 AFTER YOU. LADIES FIRST. 337 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,197 - HEY! - ( pounding ) 338 00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:55,303 AS LONG AS YOU HAVE SOME TIME ON YOUR HANDS... 339 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,170 MAKE IT OUT TO FLYNN. THAT'S A "FLY" 340 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,270 FOLLOWED BY A "NN-NN"! 341 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,370 HERE YOU GO, BEST TABLE IN THE HOUSE. 342 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,200 AND IF YOU LIKE IT, IT'S FOR SALE TOMORROW. 343 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:20,073 ( French accent ) BON SOIR. FOR OUR MAIN COURSE THIS EVENING, 344 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,170 ZE CHEF HAS PREPARED HIS OWN UNIQUE CREATION. 345 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,400 VOILA. 346 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,170 A HOT DOG? 347 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,070 THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A DINNER? 348 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,270 WAIT TILL YOU SEE OUR IDEA OF A SHOW. 349 00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:35,067 GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 350 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,070 AND THANK YOU FOR THAT QUIET, 351 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,300 BUT PASSIONATE WELCOME. 352 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,303 ( rimshot ) 353 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,333 ONLY ON THE JOKES, HON. 354 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,070 SO ANYBODY HERE FROM OUT OF TOWN? 355 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,230 ( rimshot ) 356 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,297 I'LL JUST POINT TO YOU. 357 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:55,303 - NOT LAUGHING YET. - I THINK WE'RE LOSING HER. 358 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,233 TIME FOR THE BIG NUMBER. 359 00:18:57,267 --> 00:19:01,127 * YANKEE DOODLE KEEP IT UP, YANKEE DOODLE DANDY * 360 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,227 * MIND THE MUSIC AND THE STEP AND WITH THE GIRLS * 361 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,167 * BE HANDY! 362 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,203 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. 363 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,133 WE DID OUR PART, SO WHERE'S THE COOKIE JAR? 364 00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:17,297 ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT WASN'T WORTH $5, NEVER MIND $500. 365 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,333 - WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? - WELL, 366 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,327 GUESS IT'S FOOT-RUBBING TIME. 367 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:26,397 OH LOOK, THERE'S ONE FOR EACH OF YOU. 368 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:33,100 ( coughs, groans ) 369 00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:35,303 - DAD, ARE YOU OKAY? - HONESTLY? 370 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,233 I'M A WRECK. 371 00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:40,167 I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE EMOTIONAL POWER 372 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,230 OF EPISODE 22 WHERE-- 373 00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:47,133 ZORK MEETS HIS HALF-HUMAN BROTHER. 374 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:49,067 ZORK?! 375 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,200 ARE YOU WATCHING "HIGGINS & ZORK," 376 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,333 THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME? 377 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,270 ARE YOU A ZORKIE? 378 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:06,127 LOOK! YOU ARE! 379 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:09,167 I'VE GOT ALL 64 EPISODES DOWNSTAIRS! 380 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,300 AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM, ALL IT WILL COST YOU IS ONE KITTY CAT COOKIE JAR. 381 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,303 - DEAL! - IS IT OKAY WITH YOU, DAD? 382 00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:17,303 - DOES ZORK HATE VENUSIANS? - AHHHHH! 383 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:29,233 HEY, EVERYBODY, AND NOW A REAL TREAT! 384 00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:32,167 THE "SHAKE IT UP, CHICAGO" DANCERS WITH SPECIAL GUESTS 385 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,230 THE DUNCAN SISTERS! 386 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,197 * GET ON YOUR FEET RIGHT NOW * 387 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,300 * BREAK OUT 388 00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,133 * YOU KNOW I LOOK GOOD IN STRIPES * 389 00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:48,067 * TAKE MY PICTURE WITH MY NUMBER * 390 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,300 * I TRIED, BUT THIS AIN'T THE TIME * 391 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,303 * I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER * 392 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:55,303 * OOOH, BABY, I'VE GOT TO BREAK OUT * 393 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:59,333 * OOOH, BABY, I'VE GOT TO BREAK OUT * 394 00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:02,127 * JAILBREAK, SWEET ESCAPE 395 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:04,167 * LET'S BUST THE WALLS DOWN * 396 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,100 * JAILBREAK, SWEET ESCAPE 397 00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:08,373 * GET OFF THE GROUND 398 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,270 * JAILS CAN'T HOLD ME 399 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,330 * IN TWO-THREE-FOUR I'LL BE OUT THE DOOR * 400 00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:14,097 * BREAK OUT! 401 00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,333 * GOT TO BREAK OUT, BREAK OUT! * 402 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:18,267 * GOT TO BREAK OUT, TIPTOE SLOWLY * 403 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,370 * WHEN THEY CALL "LIGHTS OUT" I'LL HIT THE FLOOR * 404 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,100 * BREAK OUT, GOT TO BREAK OUT * 405 00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:25,333 * BREAK OUT, GOT TO BREAK OUT * 406 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,270 * CAN'T CATCH ME 'CAUSE I'M COOL * 407 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,170 * CAN'T CATCH ME 'CAUSE I'M COOL * 408 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,130 * BREAK OUT! 409 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,270 * JAILS CAN'T HOLD ME 410 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,330 * IN TWO-THREE-FOUR, I'LL BE OUT THE DOOR * 411 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:44,167 * BREAK OUT, GOT TO BREAK OUT * 412 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,070 * BREAK OUT, GOT TO BREAK OUT * 413 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,270 * BREAK OUT! 414 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,330 ( applause, cheering ) 415 00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:59,233 OH, I GOTTA ADMIT THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. 416 00:21:59,267 --> 00:22:02,297 I KNOW. THEY LOVE ME. 417 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,170 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS. 418 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,370 ( buzzes ) 419 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,100 THAT WAS AWESOME, YOU GUYS. 420 00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:12,303 WE'RE AVAILABLE NEXT WEEK. 421 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,373 AND THE WEEK AFTER THAT. 422 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,103 YEAH, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW. 423 00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:22,173 OH GOODNESS. WE GOTTA GO. 424 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,170 OKAY, GOODBYE, CHICAGO! 425 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,300 HERE, LET'S GO. 426 00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,373 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE! 427 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,100 Well, Charlie, 428 00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:40,133 Chicago was good and bad. 429 00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:42,297 Mom finally got on TV-- 430 00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,133 good. 431 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:46,167 Aunt Nell changing her will 432 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,370 to leave all her money to pet schnauzer Mitzi-- 433 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,300 bad. 434 00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:54,233 Um, as for me, I'm just glad to be back home 435 00:22:54,267 --> 00:22:56,267 where everything's normal. 436 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,200 What are you looking at? 437 00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:04,073 I don't know. 438 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:06,330 I am Commander Toura. 439 00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:12,103 Not helping. 440 00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:15,273 Well, that's just about as normal as it gets around this house. 441 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:17,370 So good luck, Charlie. 442 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,400 SO DID YOU BRING ME ANYTHING FROM CHICAGO? 443 00:23:26,433 --> 00:23:28,433 OH YEAH, I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU. 444 00:23:28,467 --> 00:23:30,527 - WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I-- - HEY! 445 00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:36,567 YOU GOT ME GIRLS? 446 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,270 NO, I GOT YOU A T-SHIRT! 447 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,270 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THERE? 448 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:45,400 - WE REALLY WANTED TO SEE DENVER. - YEAH, IT'S REALLY NICE. 449 00:23:45,433 --> 00:23:48,303 - OH, I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT. - WHAT? 450 00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:49,603 NO, WAIT! 451 00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:53,503 MAYBE I PUT IT IN MY CARRY-ON. 452 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,467 OH! 453 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,373 HEY, BABE, MISS ME? 454 00:24:04,533 --> 00:24:06,573 - NO. - WHAT? 455 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,500 OKAY, IF THAT DEUCE KID COMES OUT OF MY PURSE, 456 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:12,373 - I'M GONNA SCREAM. STAY IN HERE.'LL JUST 457 00:24:13,367 --> 00:24:14,497 OOH, MINTS! 458 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,330 ( theme music playing ) 33674

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